Thread 212302988

best friends edition

another thread? when will it end?

>Butchers, chefs and plasterers are to be stripped of their ability to recruit from abroad under government plans.
We know the first two is to stop browns but plasterers, is that due to Poles or whatever

Software department at my toil honks of fried onions and spices because there's about 30 indians working on that floor. Thankfully I rarely have to go in there.

you just know rorke and leftypol are those two friends that always bicker at the start of a night out but always end up snogging the shit out of each other a few drinks in lol

>>212303010
Imagine if nobody made the new, and everyone lost interest, and we all just moved on found other things to do in life.

relishing my cock pong

>>212302988 (OP)
Israel and Jordan? Fair enough

do Brits celebrate the 4th of July?

>>212303057
Usually just wail in anguish towards the night sky

can't work it out if my neighbours are cooking curry or it's cock pong

>>212303026
No clue

>>212303057
yes (liberation day in Rwanda)

Tell your pajeet neighbour that his stinky slop is effecting your health. Council will tell him to get an oven hood

Not gonna lie, I have a couple of Indians at my work and none of them smell. If you're a professional and have a career there's no chance you get anywhere smelling like curry. You people think Indians smell bad because you work at the call centre, where white people smell just as bad (cigarettes and Lynx deodorant).

And no, brown hands did not type this, I was also very racist towards Pakistanis and Indians because of their smell until I moved to a non-poor area/job.

only time i've ever encountered israeli people is in cyprus and they're always obnoxious as fuck

>>212303076
Seen this posted a few times and still not sure what that sentence means.

>>212303062
should be illegal to wear those
or legal to stab those who wear it and call it crime prevention

Her stage name was coined after watching the ITV quiz show The Chase, where host Bradley Walsh asked a contestant what a female panther was called.

>>212303055
lmao I didn't even notice. fucked it

big fan of when cowards get called out in /brit/

>>212303112
If you tried they would ching you blud

>>212303110
its time for facebook unc

>>212303062
Oh my days

Oh look spaino's baiting again

Rorke banging on his neighbours door screaming that Britain has fallen because he can smell Tikka Masala through his open window

>>212303101
they literally do smell but its not a hygiene thing like most people think, its a dietary issue

>>212303144
nice one spaino

>>212303062
these jackets are so fucking ugly

Indians say that white people smell like gone off milk because of the difference in diet

>>212303131
played almost every asscreed, bud
they'd never see me coming

>>212303144
>>212303101
Right, real talk for a moment mate
You've fallen off
Back to the workshop

>>212303101
Are you Irish diaspora?
I don't hate them because of their smell. I hate them because they're brown.

>>212303138
sort of shit even my dad would call boomer rubbish

>>212303145
What people don't realise is that even if you shower, curry shit (spices, garlic etc) comes out through your sweat so at 5pm you'll reek even if you change your clothes and bathe in the morning.

It's very similar to crack and mephedrone. I used to scrub my skin until it bled and then I would stink like shit at the office because drugs would ooze out of my armpits and crotch.

>>212303184
go tell your daddy then

>>212303062
Anyone who covers their face like this should be stopped by the Police. Ninja, roadman, burka'd lady - all of them must be stopped.

>>212303167
Methinks that's chinks

>>212303188
fuckn super hans over here

>>212303209
cant be that bad considering all asian birds want a white bf

>>212303144
>Rorke banging on his neighbours door
Actually he is refusing to do this and is instead snivelling in /brit/.

>>212303188
What does crack and mephedrone smell like

>>212303188
same with weed and alcohol, once you start sweating it fucking reeks from your pores

>>212303188
>What people don't realise is that even if you shower, curry shit (spices, garlic etc) comes out through your sweat

This is common knowledge that most people realise. Are you like 19?

she caught me banging on the bathroom floor

>>212303105
In America last year I wandered into a store specialising in Barbour coats and the bloke running it was a Jew of Latvian descent and he was so obnoxious about the UK and British people.

>>212303241
you'd be surprised how few people know this, just be glad you don't stink like them

sometimes forget how out of touch with reality you lot are thank you think it would be reasonable to ask someone to stop cooking their dinner because you can smell it

>>212303243
she caught me peeking through the kitchen door

>>212303167
this has to be cope kek
white people can absolutely fucking reek and often do but the milk aspect has to just be asian niggas seeething over their lactose intolerance

>>212303230
Cat piss and strong chemical smells. Like imagine putting bleach, cleaning products in a bucket and pissing in it and leaving it out in the sun.

>>212303241
Well this cunt >>212303101 didn't realise it when he put together his lie

i don't care how many kids r.kelly pissed on, "trapped in the closet" is unfettered kino

>>212303110
translated, as follows;
"POV: You're dating a wannabe gangster

"I HAVE ENEMIES AT THE MCDONALDS!"

>>212303250
You of course said nothing at the time and just took the insults.

>>212303264
omd

>>212303278
Don't enjoy the way that the youth of today talk and think that they all sound stupid

>>212303277
>"trapped in the closet"
bet u are ahahahahahah wahey

>>212303250
they're like a cursed mix of french tier arrogance, darkie tier cockiness and entitlement

not a violent person but being in their presence makes me want to stove them in

why are kiwis so cute

specialising in wanking my willard

Baby Rudin

>>212303225
Asian women are self-hating, their hate every one of their Asian ethnic features and wish they were white.
They use some poor sap Timmy to improve their offsprings genes and to hell with the fact that they're spoiling his genes.
Asian women are totally selfish. If they really loved Timmy they would tell him to meet a white girl.

>>212303277
nothing beats this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGqoaGgTFAQ

Might get up soon

>>212303311
None of the words will be pronounced how they're spelt because they can't say their vowels proper

gf likes licking my fingers but I think it's a bit gross

>>212303349
don't do that mate

lads i shower, use deodrant get myself all clean and i still stink is it tmau?

*hakas towards you in mi jandals*
kia ora cuz, dud you know nu zulund is the home of the lord of the rungs trulugy?

>>212303311
found none of these terms cute

It’s afraid

well that's rorke done then

got a bit of a bonersaurus rex happening at the moment

>>212303354
do you use a sponge or your hands

>>212303372
my hands

kia sorento bruz chuck on some jandals pack up the chully bun it's time to go swim at the pebbly beach with 12c water

be glad we have ideological diversity here on /brit/
imagine if it was all rorke or leftypol, would turn into a boring wankfest

>>212303278
That is not what POV means at all

>>212303361
no wey bru, thats fluppin fentestuc

>>212303390
right well use a body brush

>>212303366
The real problem is that they're brown

>>212303188
Err maybe don’t do crack then

I get 1200 quid a month in PIP and UC payments.

>>212303392
>kia sorento

POV I'm posting on /brit/ from my stinky childhood bedroom

As much as I hate America, they make some kino stuff

was in ireland and it was mental seeing black people having normal irish accents
why do black people in the uk sound so black?

Girlfriendberg's away for the week so I might just become proper stinking

should be on a diet but I'm a bit hungover and fancy mcdonalds

>>212303390
Use isopropyl alcohol 70% on your armpits and taint. That will remove any bad smells like regular soap never could

>>212303393
beyond embarrassing when we get an NPC /pol/ poster finding his way here and unleashing about da jooz

makes you want to be a lefty

>>212303393
I'm a liberal with some leftypol views (billionaires should not exist) and some rorke views (trans women should probably be banned from women's sports - at least professional leagues, who cares about like 5-a-side)

>>212303427
Yeah you can be as antiwar as you like but dont tell me a stealth bomber aint the shit

>>212303294
it's merely slang, which changes with each generation. you know, kids used to say "groovy" in the 60s, the next generation said something different, they said "gnarly" in the 90s and the next generation said something different. who knows what the next, next generation might invent as slang.
>>212303394
as the old saying goes; don't shoot the translator.

>>212303393
most people are a combination of rorke and leftypol

>>212303433
irish are the original negroes

>>212303421
So do I and millions of others
What's your point?

>>212303461
there's a US flag that spams about jews and nordicism constantly

>>212303464
we're probably similar
thoughts on the darkened ones?

this early in the morning and uncs already complaining about the way the youth talks omds

>>212303427
Why would you hate ordinary white Americans?

>>212303464
People are so concerned with taking sides they will support Muslims and Gays because their side preaches tolerance for both, despite the glaring contradiction.

fuck it ordering mcdonalds, you want anything?

>>212303283
yeah mate I should have sperged out and caused a scene in front of my girlfriend in this guy's coat shop over nothing

>>212303433
Irish are the original blacks
That's why they get along so well with non-whites whites

>>212303525
thirty three big macs

think i've just solved the zodiac murders

>>212303499
Immigration clearly needs to be cut. And illegals and criminals should be insta deported to their country of origin.
The issue is mostly cultural and the sheer scale though, I know 3rd gen immigrants who are culturally as British as anyone else.

>>212303512
they are part of the pig empire, man

>>212303525
plain quarter pounder no sauce no pickles no onion cheers

lowercasemong fucking loves his jews

>>212303525
McGay Porn Burger

got the moonmoon on

here i come constantinople here i come constantinople i am coming constantinople here i come

>>212303602
Bottle of bells and a cherry ice vape

>>212303602
10g amber leaf please boss

>>212303603
based GNUser

>>212303602
pokemon cards and your cheapest vodka

>>212303551
>I know 3rd gen immigrants who are culturally as British as anyone else.

This is why we'll lose and Jews will win.
Race is more important to them that language and customs, that's why they say that anyone in the world with two Jewish parents is welcome in Israel
Gammons think shared identity is about supporting the local football team and enjoying a sarnie from Greggs. All of that is very surface-level stuff. What matters above all else is ethnicity and only Jews acknowledge this which is why they will continue to be strong far into the future while whites fade into a brown soup.

>>212303551
>The issue is mostly cultural and the sheer scale though
spot on there, could never personally bring myself to hate anyone on the basis of culture or race but it gets to a point where if you bring too many over you inevitably get the shitty aspects of any culture
indians here are usually decent but you inevitably get a few 1st genners who harass women and practice shady business like they're back home and don't even see the issue with their behaviour

>>212303602
one zucchini and magnum condoms please

>>212303602
I never buy from off licences because they're all run by shitskins like this and fuck giving them even a penny of my money

>>212303658
>indians here are usually decent
fucked it

Still using my 1080p 60Hz monitor I bought in 2015 with no plans to replace it simply because it still works

can anyone win against me?

>>212303602
>"I'll have 30 minutes with your youngest blonde teen mate, 10 quid right?"

grew out of my linux phase by 16 so find it rather embarrassing when people are desperate to show off their setups

Does the corner shop fella actually call you guys boss? He usually just says hello or good morning to me

>>212303675
based

mental how butters lola young is

>>212303711
Says nothing mine just does that Indian stare

>>212303646
The football team and greggs is more surface level than culture and language. Maybe a lot of the lower class don’t have much of a culture to speak of. But yeah ethnicity is huge it just doesn’t have to be everything

>>212303711
never go to the corner shop

>>212303646
To be jewish you only need a jewish mother.
And Israel is multi-ethnic, there are white, middle eastern and black jews, and all are above muslim israeli arabs in israeli law.

erm...

>>212303721
That's a shame our local guys is quite friendly and seems to be on first name basis with a lot of people especially the older men and women who stop to have a chat with him

>>212303676
"urrrrghhh brown hands brown hands" idgaf nigga
i know it may not be the popular position on this sort of site but in my (actual in-person) experience they're good respectful people far more often than not

>>212303622
literally what i got this morning lmao

>>212303744
free /ourgrill/

>>212303675
my offie is run by these bangladeshis that don't speak a lick of english, lovely people though. always up for a chat, does a 5 quid discount for me cause i stacked shelves for them once.

there's a little boy waiting at the counter of a corner shop
he's been waiting down there, waiting half the day
they never ever see him from the top
shannon noel. ledge

>>212303427
That was made by White engineers in the 1980s
They couldn't make it today

>>212303744
lads...she actually didnt do it...

>>212303730
>But yeah ethnicity is huge it just doesn’t have to be everything
It is everything, and language and culture naturally spring up from it

>>212303773
I've been telling you this since the beginning

>>212303770
chewn

lil paki fella inbound, I'm so sorry lads

>>212303744
That's actually a huge, huge development. It was clear they were at fault for a failing deadly service. It was clear she was scapegoated, whether she killed babies or not.

>>212303744
Physiognomy wins again. Bet it was ugly nogsheeds who are responsible.

Free Lucy Letby from her Landsberg!

just got called ops at mcdonalds

>>212303795
no one cares heathermong kys

Mental to think Lucy Letby is the single biggest miscarriage of justice in this country's history. Heads should fucking roll.

>>212303658
I think it's also who you bring in, clearly the upper classes from places integrate better than the povvos they've been letting in since about 2000.

you're my ops

>>212303739
How many Jewish women have kids from ethnics though? We all saw how those Jews reacted in Israel because a Jewish woman wanted to marry a non-Jew, I think East African.
The whole crowd were shouting and calling her a n-lover and race traitor.

>>212303718
y tho?

>>212303799
make sure they dont catch you lacking

>>212303791
enjoy paki spit

>>212303795
>she was scapegoated, whether she killed babies or not
She must be freed even if she killed babies

tfw i done matured too much and now i dont relate to 4chan freaks anymore but still come here because ive been using this website for so long

I'll see you lads later when /brit/ isn't a Letby apologist thread. Sickos.

>>212303791
right so this lil paki fella is inbound right and everybody's saying "watch out, watch out, here he comes." but it takes about like 30 minutes for him to arrive, right, and everyone's like "why were you late, what's going on with you?" the lil paki fella doesn't say a word right. doesn't say a word and then takes off his helmet.
only turns out.
lil monkey fella underneath the crash helmet

my girlfriend is 15 years younger than me

listening to thin lizzy... cor these boys knew how to rock.

>>212303858
you just turn 25 this year yeah?

>>212303829
It says a lot how shit the rest of the Internet is that this site is the best by default.
It's basically early 2000s in everything except webms, which is why I love it.

>"Miss Letby, is it true you have never had a boyfriend?"
Still fucking mental that they asked her this

real madrid win and btts yh or nh?

>>212303848
least emotional dodgy verdict apologist

>>212303871
yeah, it would be great if users cared less about politics. i guess being opinionated is part of the draw for a lot of people and where else can they publicly let off steam but I find it rather repetitive

always get thin lizzy confused for divinyls cause "the boys in town"

>>212303826
Wonder if that paki is arrested too. I hate him. Smarmy self righteous prick. Went fast to the media and to develop TV and movies. He oversaw huge, enormous failings whether it was a murderous staff member or the rest of the failings, like raw shite coming out of taps. Never understood why he wasn't also in the firing line and why he was accepted as a media personality.

>>212303891
yh

>>212303819
He was on drugs

Mental how the effects of global warming are happening right now but we've all just decided to ignore it and not really care

"If I tell you that at 9 years old I figured out that Christianity was bollocks, I got an education and learned about evolution and biology and that I don't see the point in most religions in this day and age, how are you going to say I'm a Christian? It's a desperate reach to try and cling on. Nothing more."

anyone remember palworld

>>212303603
All that shit and you use chrome lmao

>>212303768
OK, I'm glad you have a cordial work relationship with these entities. What did you expect them to do, act horribly towards you?
Whites too often call into the trap of letting their feelings do the thinking. They see a friendly wog or two and think it means they shouldn't be racist anymore.
I speak in a friendly manner to ethnics every day. Yet I still despise them and would choose to have them all deported in an instant.
Jews don't suddenly like goyim after spending time and laughing with them? They still keep that burning hatred deep in them. That's why they're so successful and meek, 'love thy neighbour' whites lost the fight.

>>212303906
They've been named on Tattle Life and Ravi Jayaram isn't one of them

>>212303891
yh add a little iga in 2 and lena in 2, it's free money

>>212303914
um this weather report from the 90s has the same temperature but in orange not red so...

>>212303914
>Global warming
It's July and it's fucking freezing you dimwit

>>212303930
meds

>>212303914
why would I care?

>>212303512
Because they're fat, dumb, and ugly

Richard Stallman would love /brit/

>>212303931
Mad they're protecting him so much, hate that prick. Media personality as you oversaw a totally fucked service that caused many baby deaths. This country is fucked.

>>212303943
we need a /england/

>>212303925
still absolutely howling at that lad that called a girl pal in boots when buying his meal deal

>>212303886
It really isn't. Even their asking if she were still a virgin wouldn't have been surprising. Their job is to interrogate and put them on the spot.

>>212303768
>don't speak a lick of english
>always up for a chat
doesn't add up

>>212303943
Love it when people immediately show they have no clue what they're talking about and prove your point.

>>212303966
It wasn't a funny post mate get over it

>>212303744
SHE SHALL BE FREE

>>212303886
they really hate incels and femcels

the missus

>uhhhmmm it's summer it's supposed to be hot that doesn't mean global warming is happening
mental how fucking stupid you lot really are sometimes

>>212303603
Based Debian enjoyer

What do you use your 128 gigs of RAM for?

>>212303927
Looks like Firefox to me

reckon he shags them?

>>212303914
nothing the individual can really do about it, most of the global warming comes from corporations burning their refuse, funding and manning chemical and fuel refineries, and then burning the refuse that comes with that and not, as we've been led to believe, that being that the average person not putting the right thing in the right bin, not recycling, or even owning a single car, is the reason of global warming. there's no organized effort to stop this beyond psyops groups like "stop oil" and that shite.

>>212303983
This actually ensures she won't be free. All the FB pages which lick her arse are crying about it.

>>212304001
ugly face

>>212304011
obviously

>>212304002
>dots on a grid
...
lol
soicence is le based

>>212304002
You're making your case worse by implying it's about warming, not more extreme temperatures.

HOT HOT HOT HEATWAVE

>>212304020
How so

global temperatures just a cycle mate goes up, goes down, way of the world
if you go back 10000 odd years to the ice age they'd say we've already globally warmed

>>212304025
Would you prefer lines on a grid instead?

>>212304001
You wish pal

hate when people get really into foreign foods. 'ooh i love sushi' 'tonight im having kimchi and gookujen sauce' really annoys me shut up and have a butty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fs9hRUTOnU
last 2 minutes of this are bonkers

>>212304041
love the chinky girls

>>212304035
Because they have been arrested for failing to prevent her, read 'gross negligence manslaughter'

>>212304029
Those two things are not mutually exclusive

mental how that record temperature was recorded on a hot tarmac surface at an airport

>>212304040
Note y-axis does not start at zero

she doesn’t understand I’m gonna be rich

whether its god or the bomb
its just the same
its only fear under another name

>>212303914
To stop global warming we would have to basically de-industrialise and accept living smaller and less luxurious lives, and no one wants to do that.

>>212304025
anti-intellectualism is the tool of the neoliberal order to make you too retarded to be afraid of the very real threats that exist and make you too retarded to be unafraid of the very unreal threats that don't exist.

>>212304078
Note this instead
*punches you in the bollocks*

>>212304070
Shame they didn't record the temperature in your mum's room last night when I was pumping her rotten.

>>212303927
>retard who can't tell chrome from firefox
lmao
>>212304009
>What do you use your 128 gigs of RAM for?
it was cheap (like $300) when i bought it and I use it for some data science stuff. i could get by with less since my hpc has 512gb, but it's nice to have one less thing to worry about

what global warming nigga I literally had to wear sweaters in june because it's too cold

messaged the lil paki fella, if he goes fast he can have some chips,

>>212304114
screaming

>>212304105
Not a single atom remaining of that freak after suffering from this blow

>>212304102
oh my soience!

gotta find some trousers

>>212304070
Always the same isn't it
UK'S HOTTEST JULY 1 ON RECORD SINCE 1976 WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY HOTTER RECORDED AT RAF SHITTINGBY

>>212304095
that shit only works on us
think asia and africa care?

>>212304056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOjP1d8WzIg
love he pulls the fingers in this

the paki can have a chip, as a treat

going to be mental when white ppl all flee earth and establish colonies on mars and all the browns are left behind with the remnants of our technology everywhere like the dwemer in skyrim

Mental how these are the best crisps in Britain

me personally? simply don't care about global warming as I'll be dead before I need to experience it when it becomes really bad

>>212304062
The investigation and the court hearings may well expose other factors that played a part in the deaths
Rather naive to say it "ensures" anything

Oh my fucking dayssssssssssss

>>212304142
>when rich ppl all flee earth
ftfy

>>212304136
Of course not
If climate change is real then it's clear as pie that we're already fucked so why bother trying to stop the tide from coming in and instead think about how we are going to live with hotter and more extreme weather instead of telling people to stop eating meat

>>212304148
youll be reincarnated as a toad dying of thirst in poowong desert

>>212304143
insanely based opinion

Are you lads doing okay? You seem to find a lot of things mental today especially in this thread

>>212304142
you're living in fantasy land if you think that is happening

>>212304143
gonna buy a pack, if they're shit I'm coming for you

>>212304142
mental that you'd think some bleeding hearts wouldn't smuggle some into space and we'd watch diversity happen all over again

>>212304170
mental isn't it

>>212304143
nah, Burts are.

>>212304177
Genuinely sold out in every co op in my city

I get 1200 PIP and UC a month

>>212304170
>>212304183
mad how mental it all is

just need a few more based billionaires like Trump and Elon

>>212304166
>and instead think about how we are going to live with hotter and more extreme weather
no, instead double and make sure the darkies live in a permanent hell when we're gone

>>212304217
double down*

watching hentai

taking a day for my mental elf, he’s earned it i reckon

Just a daily reminder that Graham Linehan ruined his entire life over his overwhelming hatred and obsession with trannies and that it's very very funny

>>212304172
think the skyrim dwemer quip should have clued you in to the fact i wasnt serious x

we are living at the beginning of the extinction of all life on earth and all you faggots offer is apathy. At least when I die I know I tried and cared

>>212304154
she cannot stop winning

anyone tried this?

>>212304249
how did you try exactly
not doing much unless youre out there stabbing oil ceos in the head

>>212304259
Nah

>>212304239
yeh quite a bizarre obsession he has. fair enough, trannies are vile and no one likes them, but he took it too far

airy chinese kid

fucking hell, he'd already started on the fries

>>212304249
pal tell us how to get around the 4chan block

>>212304249
We are?

>>212304263
Knew this post was coming and im not telling you fags what I do

>>212304217
>>212304227
please don't support 4chan

>>212304249
nah life goes on x

poo egg

im not tulling you fegs whut i do

>>212304289
what does this mean?

my mate's rape trial is next week
starting to think he might have actually done it

>>212304290
chucking some orange peels in the compost isnt saving the environment you bloody igg

i

>>212304320
rorkes only mate is a rapist

>>212304308
Not surprising the commies want to kill jews

>>212304308
>Solidarity with a government-funded "punk" band
lol

>>212304290
you do fuck all but sit there wanking in your smeggy bedroom

niggas dont even ask for the cart anymore they just stare at you like this

>>212304320
it took a lot of courage to admit what he did to you

>>212304345
Kind of have to if they want it to work

The lads

>>212304285
Why does this ring a bell in my head

>>212304290
separating your cardboard from your tins are you yeah?

>>212304369
mates 13 going on 30

>>212304369
scree ming

>>212304375
english people actually eat this shite bread
fucking hell

New
>>212304400
>>212304400
>>212304400

>>212303062
drip 4 lyfe