Thread 212304400

RAF Harrier edition

need to know what that kiwi is up to

>>212304397
As do Scots and Welsh and Irish

dis nibba using GOOGLE CHROME with a stallman wallpaper oh my dayz

>>212304418
saying yiiiiiis a lot

any good youtube videos out there

>>212304407
Keep it on Reddit next time

Right we all eat fucking Warbutons we are not starting some Scotland vs England thread I'm not in the fucking mood

>>212304303
no it doesn't. dodo birds probably thought that too. at some point this ends and we are near, all thanks to 'progress' (an illusion for the exploitation of normal people and the natural environment)

>>212304419
no, in wales we eat this

>>212304452
we all love clover, its the way that its churned

>>212304463
Literally the same shite

>>212304463
the slices look like they're all shagging each other in one big gay sex congo line

Scottish bread is better.

inxs is a fantastic band lads in all honesty rocking out to some tunes as we speak they've got a very neat name too
also
(please support the australian music industry)

>>212304459
you do fuck all mate
you never walk the walk

Jock here. You haven't lived until you had this with roasted cheese

my benis fell off

This mornings cans of choice

>>212304459
was just talking about this at the local shaggers meeting. get a grip ya fucking mong

>>212304463
ah yes

>>212304472
cope on with you shitty bread, Nigel

>>212304490
dire

when this kiwi fella finally goes off and pops some bank ceo, all your goading posts are going to be admissible as evidence

tread very carefully

>>212304490
bombing of britain ass bread

*treads very carefully*

>>212304494
It's 11:30 mate

>>212304490
fucking hell that looks shit

>>212304441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeQAZsyucbQ&t=44

Right if you lot are going to insult Scottish Plain Loaf I'm leaving the general for the day

>>212304503
it's based, we don't give a fuck about that stuff here

on the GPP (Gay Poo Porn)

>>212304435
HOWLING at this edit

Incredibly based that the best bread in this country is also the healthiest for you

anyway, there I was, shagging my own arse

>>212304448
just checcking which of you peruse the forbidden site

yer da wanks on all fours

>>212304532
You'd love Warbutons then cos it's all the same shite

>>212304463
The same cheapo shitty bread you can get in England, but with a different name on it

>>212304525
Working from home x

>>212304508
he'll chain himself to a tree for half an hour and call it a day
an epic blow to "the man"

>>212304490
seen cling film thicker than that

>>212304525
that's considered morning in this country

And the very latest from Quentin Scobie?

>>212304490
shite looking bread

Too much sex chat on this general these days.

I don't like that.

>>212304484
you dont know what I do. I said I will die knowing I tried and I meant it. Stop projecting your apathy and inadequacy on me. I know its hard for you to believe that some men actually do good things and are obsessed with their comfort but I a true man who takes responsibility for himself. I bet you dont even go to the gym let alone structure yourself in a way that benefits anyone other than your short lived pleasure. Get out of platos cave

wish i was a NEET so i could daydrink during the week
just not the same on weekends is it

for me, its this

>>212304565
yh... I know... Was referring to his drinking at this time.

>>212304557
>>212304558
cope on, our poison mix bread is far superior

If you lot keep insulting scottish things I'm going to have to embarrass you all again and make fun of your disgusting undrinkable english tap water

>>212304564
howling

>>212304490
Mothers pride is made by Hovis

>>212304564
There's a thick cut for fat cunts like you

>>212304578
didnt know i could save the human race from extinction by going to the gym, ive just been running outside all this time

>>212304578
nice projection. you do fuck all you stupid twat
>I-I can't s-say what I d-do
come of it, it's because you do fuck all
drop the LARP mong boy

>>212304547
Yhe best bread is bulk fermented sourdough you bake yourself not that industrial sludge

Why do they say “the best thing since sliced bread” when all sliced bread is shit

>>212304620
it was an example of the structure i have in my life. Structure I use to benefit others and the natural environment.

you WILL eat our mother's pride

Tip Top mogs everything

>>212304620
same. I think we need to drive to a gym and run on a treadmill instead

>>212304596
Alright Tarq

>>212304633
No one is doing that mate

>>212304608
need an edit of this which says thick cunt

>>212304627
doubt me all you want. I have no desire to impress weak modern men like you

>>212304645
Stop trying to get involved Bruce no one is interested in your shit aussie things

>>212304640
> go to the gym and have "structure" in my life, that proves I tried to save the world
you're gay, and you do fuck all

Daily reminder that is an ad for fucking BREAD and it's probably one of the best things to ever come out of this country

https://youtu.be/S4tFzuFGUOI?si=5MLJp3DOb9At9CUb

>>212304645
>white bread

proper munch that, turns out the lil paki fella was a little south/central american mountain man

>>212304640
it was a shit example pal. youre talking to a pseudodeano with no materialistic desires (me)

>>212304653
costs like £1.50 and lasts me 2 weeks
thats 10p a slice. if you cant afford that then something has gone terribly wrong in your life.

>>212304640
>>212304668
come off it mate you're clearly doing that insecure failed normie braggart shit where you feel the urge to brag to gimps online about doing perfectly normal shite
>i took the bins out and went to the gym today you fucking incels could NEVER

tried timtams the other day
just shit penguins basically

>>212304249
I used to think like that too until my gf pointed out the planet has been smashed up by asteroids bigger than Mount Everest which covered it in a shroud of ash and dust for ten thousand years right before mammals took over from the dinosaurs and that was just one in a long line of real extinction events
Global warming is only a threat to civilization which you are desperately but unconsciously clinging to

>>212304668
yet here you are on 4chan replying to me you stupid cunt lmfao
fuck
all

>>212304701
You really bragging about eating moldy 10p a slice bread?

>>212304702
raped that quivering little catamite until he died lmfao

>>212304722
no i wasnt bragging

>>212304654
Lots of people do here in Canada at least
It's not difficult at all
You should try it, start with focaccia baked in a pan then move to more complicated breads like crusty sourdough in a Dutch oven and eventually boules and baguettes etc

>>212304729
you're next

>>212304735
Well keep it to yourself next time

mental how the kiwi only had to mention the gym to send the denizens of /brit/ into a collective melty

>DANDY-697 "An Excessively Horny Black Homestay Triple-Decker Fuck Fest (Mom/Big Sister/Little Sister) NTR"

tonight's goon x

>>212304745
how mfs be looking at diego when he says he only tryna see cyclops bussy

>>212304597
I've been drinking since the moment I woke up because I had the shakes

bore off you boring cunts, poo

>>212304704
that is retarded. Those were natural events that were probably orchestrated by a higher power. What we are doing is plain ignorance and destroying the very thing that supports life, its more akin to an apple rotting from the core rather than a mere injury or wound to the surface. the very soil and oceans that support life are being tarnished, nothing can adapt to eating plastics as there is no minerals or vitamins or energy in it unlike naturally made things. its pure death

>>212304739
>Lots of people do here in Canada at least
Post your most recent loaf then

>>212304747
shant. im going to continue contributing to conversations with relevant information and theres nothing you can do about it

Reckon it's about time to cut ties with one of my mates considering he's 28 and still living at home with his mum with no plans to ever get a job or improve his situation in life
Simply cannot allow people like that to drag you down in life

>>212304640
>>212304668
Is this you?

>>212304756
that fucker got to bang so many japs it's unreal
could they not find a better male for this

nothing can adupt to eating plustucs bru

speaking of bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_mklYWeys

dogberg suffering upstairs in the heat, come down here where it's cool you fucking mong

shh, Vinnie is asleep

whisper him an alri

>>212304704
Gosh yeah imagine clinging to civilisation, what a weakling!

Reckon Starmer gets the votes he needs today lads? Chances of him resigning if it doesn't go through?

cheeky lesbian kissing porn for this rainy morning

>>212304753
it was the fact he felt the need to try and brag about it, it's such a normal thing to do that a lot of posters here also go to the gym.
it's because the kiwi twat comes back home and watches little dark age webms on 4chan and posts ted k memes and claims he's saving the world lol

>>212304795
um cute???? :3

>>212304798
ow yees the geem

I'm not a very clever man I'm sure all of you are much cleverer than me

Already have a gf so I think I'll just remain a fat bastard x

>hose were natural events that were probably orchestrated by a higher power.
he's gone of the deep end
the LARP never ends

>>212304826
true

Become one of those smelly incel freaks you all talk about

>>212304789
once you're in your in. him and that dwarf shotabait lad will never be replaced

>>212304826
>much cleverer
much more smarterer*

i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong willy

>>212304808
i dont care about this civilisation, but i care about natural beauty and animals and nature. I like humans when we aren't being humancentric pricks, animism and pagans were the bollocks and knew our place

>>212304793
i'm sure the bread in jamaica is better, he should go back

Why are there about three threads currently seething about us?

>>212304844
They also set a crucifix on fire

I have the smallest knob on /brit/ BY FAR

>>212304854
morning wank sorted

>>212304846
really wish virginity didn't have the unfortunate habit of growing back

Just received delivery of a new set of poplin shirts. Crisp and cool, looking smarter already.

Kiwi's mouth contorting into bizarre shapes as he attempts to simulate the speech of a normal person

>>212304789
he's been in enough japs to be considered a jap himself at this point

>>212304863
>animism and pagans were the bollocks and knew our place

imagine if sir kier got his knob out in live telly

>>212304400 (OP)
Blessed plane, only true VTOL.

>>212304793
>waaah why is my bread not mouldy???
Bizarre

>>212304868
brown rage

>>212304925
looks lovely

nth for the baddiedem

>>212304911
theres more to paganism than norse paganism. It includes basically every form of spirituality that doesn't originate from the Jews

Genuinely think I'm going to fucking batter nephewberg. Posted about him before being a little cunt at Christmas but now he's gone too far. Asked me if he could take his toy dinosaur to school with him this morning as I was dropping him off. Told him no as he'd probably lose it or have it stolen and he'd be upset. Asked if he could take it with him into the playground and he'd give it to me to take home. Agreed to that but as soon as he reached the playground he ran off with it into the classroom and gave me a cheeky smile through the window. I'm swear to god he's getting fucking battered

Sudden realisation that I haven't had a tiger loaf for something like two decades

>>212304925
looks wank

>>212304920
sovl overdose

>>212304925
canada niggas be eatin half life snarks kek

>>212304944
ever shag him up the arse?

>>212304944
The only thing you're going to batter is a sausage you fat cunt

>>212304944
He needs to be taught a lesson that only an uncle can teach

found some good blacked JAV

The world has changed much

>>212304948
Tiger loaf bread didn't exist 20 years ago

pagan larp is pretty retarded

Saved up £10000 for a flat deposit only to learn that it's not enough to buy a decent flat in a nice area near me so have decided I'll just kill myself instead

>>212304770
Lol you really think some plastic is worse than an asteroid strike? Lmao
>>212304808
Never said he was weak for it I am saying he doesn't care about the environment it's all about civilization and people to him despite his denial
>>212304863
You do though as evidenced by your fetishistic hardon for muh pagans (same ones who cut all the trees down in europe)

>>212304944
he sounds like a little shit

>>212304925
looks fucking bizarre that

>>212304977
ought to find a clue instead

>>212304977
been enjoying JAV anal because they only censor the pussy

>>212304944
go old testament on the likkle runt

todays fit

>>212304994
>>212304948
mental how good tiger loaf is

never enjoyed JAV because of the bizarre squeaking and squealing that the women do

>>212304976
um... mate...

>>212305013
huh me and rorke have the same creps

>>212305013
Fucking mr big loops on his laces over here

don’t fully understand this world and it’s people, so best to ignore it methinks

>>212304944
makes sure the toy goes the way of the dinosaurs, mysteriously

>>212305013
oh dear rorke...

>>212305022
that's why i only watch irrumatio

Every Pride org aimed at kids needs to be defunded and investigated, there is no appropriate age to teach children about men’s sexual rights and the transgender body mutilation cult.

WELL WELL WELL
Freedom looms

>>212304944
People don't know how to raise their children these days

>>212304977
codes?

>>212304937
Thanks
>>212304949
Rude
>>212304965
Haha it do be lookin like dat doe fr ong
>>212305007
What does Brazilian bread look like

>>212305000
look, I respect the trips and the fact you are reaching out to me but your post is so retarded and I could spent my night correcting your retardation but
a) I dont want to clog up the brit general
b) You probably wouldn't understand
c) lets agree that reality is individualistic and non dualistic and conversing in the realm of passion and perception is fruitless when I obviously have more awareness and passion about this topic.

cheers

>>212305059
LOVE LOVE LOVE being right about everything, don't >> me

spongebob smegpants

12 hundred kiddies getting tested for the clap because a Victorian nonce was spaffing into their greek yoghurt

>>212304944
kek, i remember you. little cunt has done you again

>>212305059
Is she getting freed? What's going on now?

>>212305049
Any in particular you can think of?

>>212305002
He really fucking is mate. I'll just post what I posted at Christmas:

>Absolutely despise nephewberg because he's a spoiled little cunt. Christmas day, when he was opening his gifts he was demanding to open the big ones first. Everyone was telling him to start small and build up to the bigger (and better) ones. He threw a tantrum and they eventually decided to let him open the big ones first.

>I tried to discourage it by telling everyone not to cave into him and make him start small, if you let him do this he'll just throw tantrums whenever he doesn't get his way etc. I was accused of ruining Christmas. He opened the big one and refused to open any of the smaller ones, much to the despair of his grandparents who never got to see him open their gifts. The little cunt.

you ever have a slice of that banana bread?

lovely stuff. My mum used to make it sometimes.

>>212305079
I accept your concession

>>212305102
Yeah this nonce cunt for a start

>>212305104
Love when the coffee shop I go to cooks up a fresh banana loaf

>>212305066
dont know how those codes work i just search spankkbang and stuff

>>212305103
>much to the despair of his grandparents who never got to see him open their gifts
State of the little runt

JAV villainess femdom kino

>>212305139
sounds lush with a coffee to be fair

might need to pick up a slice next time I'm getting a coffee on one of my virgin walks

You lads ever heard of anyone leaving their house to their children? Always been told that's the reason why you buy your own home so you can leave it to someone but just realised I don't know a single person who's parents had a home left to them instead of buying one themselves. Same with my gran and grandad they've sold and moved a bunch of times.

>>212305092
park life

>>212305139
yeah, that one in pimlico

>>212305113
>when someone didn't want to engage with me i won something
yeah sure mate, enjoy your illusion. In truth Im jealous im not a mouth breather retard like you, must be simple

>>212305152
erm..

^_-

might put stalker on the box

scraaaan yeah baby this bad boy is gonna have a fun time cookin

>>212305145
JAV video codes, every kino has a unique code. the frist letters are tied to its production company

>>212305209
ROCKETMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>212305209
Lasagna at 7am?

For me its FC2PPV, can't go back to censored stuff now.

>>212305209
Haven't seen a hob like that since the 1980s

>>212305103
just uppercut him, job done. don't see why this is complicated for you.

"looks like elton john farted on it" is probably the funniest thing /brit/ ever came up with and it was never topped

>>212305138
100% nonce
you're right

>>212305233
4am here. I work nights.

can't wank to jav because the males are always so fucking ugly and dysgenic it's offputting
>just don't look at them
yeah mate go shit on your table and try to eat there just don't look at the poo

>>212305262
they have night shifts for being unemployed?

>>212305155
>has anyone ever died whilst being a homeowner
Yes I think this might have happened at some point

>>212305251
Always wondered if we've already seen a post with the most (you)s a /brit/ post will ever have or if we've yet to have it.

>>212305155
Generally by the time your parents carked it you've got your own place and sell theirs

>>212305262
Sheesh that thing is gonna take an hour or more to cook
Good luck bud

can't stand when you're about to cum watching porn and then the camera lingers on the male for what feels like eternity, seriously top 5 infuriating feeling

>>212305178
u saw nothing

>>212305251
funnier than randomly posting "poo"?

why is half of this general foreign flags you dont see me intruding and mucking about in the french one

>>212305060
yeah i'm sure an incel like you will do a much better job

>>212305276
>unemployed
heh not a chance kid. this is literally me

>>212305295
JA ICH SPRITZEN

>>212305285
Is there an official record?

>>212305155
Mental how fucking stupid some of you lot are

rorke setting his ringtone to the mark felton productions intro

booze out
cigarettes stubbed out
showered
will go for incelwalk
get my life together

>>212305251
Don't think that started here

>>212305271
>kinolet

>>212305282
>>212305327
I mean YOU personally have YOU personally known someone it happened to

>>212305285
I'm waiting for an Employed Woman selfie/nudes

>>212305345
Yes

>>212305318
screaming this almost makes me miss working in restaurants because we'd all take the piss out of these sorts of lads

>>212305320
The "user was reported to MI5" one probably

>>212305271
I agree desu, hard not to look at them either when they have a love affair of super close up kissing and you see the ugly mongs face with its crater sized pores

>>212305357
LE TRIGGER DISCIPLINE OH MY GOD

>>212305271
JAV is shit cos the blokes all have tiny cocks and the women just squeal like pigs

>>212305271
can only bring myself to watch lesbian kissing porn really, normal porn too cucked for me, imagine watching another guy have his way with a fittie while you're there gooning, literally cuck behavior

>>212305357
CORRRRRRRRRR just like my japanese animes!

>>212305357
no magazine in it I don't give a toss

>>212305401
that's good because i have a tiny cock and women would squeal if they were forced to shag me

>>212305357
Roadman Kemi might be the biggest mong in politics right now even including retard uk and the shabbos goyim in labour

>>212305424
mine's smaller

>>212305416
get these ladies an ice cream

>>212305416
Erm... What's wrong with 'em? Are they retards?

wiggling my little wilbert

>>212305424
i'm more horrifying to women

>>212305345
Yes I know of people that died while not being homeless or renters. My grandparents are one example.
I have a friend who had both his parents gone by 30. He has two siblings so they sold it.

mate, maaaaaate

>>212305447
you've already spent like an entire thread wanking your ego off mate do you really need more?

oh dear oh dear

>create a website for roasting people
>someone roasts
>delete the post
yeah real funny seeing nothing but "u hav only fans" comments

bonnie blue's britain

what’s for tea then lads

>no no no you don't understand when he was calling for the death of jews and palestine to destroy isreal he didn't actually mean it
yeah nice try leftypol

>>212305480
mossad-approved post

Meltdown

>>212305513
nigel farages toenail clippings

>>212305517
leftypol is a thoroughly dishonest chap

>>212305379
>caring about the males poor
bi?

kemi badenoch is the future

>>212305559
he looks like he's in a lot of pain for most of that

>>212305480
>take kike money
>haha rorke you ain't getting yo cuntree back
>free gazza from the river to the sneed bathe in the blood of jewish soldiers
>wtf the heebs have stopped paying me :^0

>>212305480
malding kike

>>212305505
Why do you simp for those whores while also making posts like >>212305405 ?
What's going on big guy?

Ever seen a woman up a telephone pole? I haven’t and I can see her right outside my bedroom window. I’m pretty sure she looked at me already

>>212305585
last time i was here he was posting about trannies so idgi

>>212305585
give it a rest dtfic

How is he SO based?

having a zugzwank

>>212305602
Confusing post

the so called biomass

nintendo DS stylus down the urethra

>>212305622
gem

quick stroll through the neighborhood looking more and more attractive by the minute xx

>>212305646
mental how it's the perfect size

>>212305621
What's the matter?

>>212305622
howling

Anyone despairing at the smug, dreary cant that gets published and praised at the moment, the incontinent, self-obsessed drivel that spreads like cyanobacterial scum on an innocent lake, might be pleased by this book. It's original and traditional, serious and light, bracingly different and strangely comforting. (Not sure - despite its hefty provenance - about the title, but if we're taking half a point away for that we have to give it back at once because, like another of Poetry Inc.'s anointed gatekeepers, the author's name is anagram positive.)

>>212304494
Cracking lager desu, sank four of these last night

mental how badly i mindraped him

just seen leftypol enjoying his breakfast

Gigamelty

about to start my metaphysical arc

>>212305572
poor gramps gets dommed for over 2 hours, the shame is too great

and gays think this is normal

right well thats a webm of a gay fella licking another gay fella's horrible red inflamed prolapsed rectum then isnt it

>>212305678
>>212305709
this is perfectly healthy and normal according to leftypol
should also be taught in schools too, he says

>>212305622
art of the deal de laaads

Sweating so much I ran a slice of bread over my forehead and ate it for a lovely snack

>>212305728
do straight people think it's normal too given that the internet is full of prolapsed anal porn?

that shit is not normal to almost everyone on the planet. it's a bizarre fetish.

chappy xx

>>212305761
you literally eat shit and cum you freak

JAV was instantly deleted but that is left up
Downright peculiar

>>212305753
was it salty?

>>212305678
the scrandemic

>>212305790
>>212305790
>>212305790

>>212305778
nothing wrong with cum
precum's rather nice actually

New
>>212305810
>>212305810
>>212305810

>>212305800
Turbomelty

>>212305678
>>212305709
vile battymongs

>>212305487
the reason he was banned was probably because he was using incel rhetoric like the cock carosel

>>212305780
I deleted it myself

>>212305857
You're messing with my mind

something I don't like about 4chan now is how a lot of the posters are stupid and also how the janitors and mods are so stupid

>>212304400 (OP)
Give the forgotten ones some love will you