Thread 212305790

chappell roan edish

Anyone despairing at the smug, dreary cant that gets published and praised at the moment, the incontinent, self-obsessed drivel that spreads like cyanobacterial scum on an innocent lake, might be pleased by this book. It's original and traditional, serious and light, bracingly different and strangely comforting. (Not sure - despite its hefty provenance - about the title, but if we're taking half a point away for that we have to give it back at once because, like another of Poetry Inc.'s anointed gatekeepers, the author's name is anagram positive.)m

>And for you, sir?
>Shit and cum, no ice

Real thread here:
>>212305810
>>212305810
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>>212305810

Love it when a gore/extreme porn spammer comes into the thread just as the new is posted
False start fuckhead haha

didn't realise cock carousel was an incel term

dtfic is a wretched porn addict, color me surprised.

28c in the flat
It's just not acceptable

>>212305790 (OP)
peng

Her thights need to choke my cock

they're scum. subhuman scum

>>212305869
Strange and unprompted projection
What's going on man?
Dont be afraid you can tell us

>>212305923
NICE

dtfic beating his floppy knob to some bloke getting pegged

bossberg watching tiktoks during lunch

>>212305852
not exactly mainstream is it

>>212305923
Refugee after five minutes in the UK

There's a laughable amount of threads about us on /int/ at the moment, it's not normally this bad.

Just remember we are here for you when you're ready to talk about what's bothering you

>>212305923
bit naughty but I'll allow it

nth for the gyaldem

bumblecloth

.

what kind of retard gets up everyday at four in the morning takes a shit on a tin of tuna and calls it coffee

it's not right lads, the saboteurs have got their knives out

>>212306006
shudder to think that i will probably be raped by women if i go to the uk

>>212306066
um

do UK girls go crazy for kiwi refugees?

>>212306071
What she said was pretty bad

17 year old with nice tits doing some sort of summer internship in toil
think the number of wanks i perform in the disabled toilet is about to increase greatly

>>212306066
Ava

Last couple of gym sessions before Ibiza for my 30th next week, reckon I'll do a couple of challenges just for fun
Thinking 4 plate deadlift for 20 reps tonight, not done deadlift for reps for a bit but reckon it should be pretty easily achievable

>>212306111
She's uhh congoid only

>>212306066
source

>>212306140
nigga who axed

>>212306126
The parents

hot inni

>>212306140
If it's easy then how is it a challenge

>>212306222
yeah

>>212306153
Ask nicely x

On break at toil. 3 people didn't show up today and so it's just me and this one girl working together to do the job of 5. Pray for us, lads.

Seasidemark, not content with 2 phones an iPad and a GoPro is buying a brand new playstation and camera

And you best believe he's getting playstation plus because it's 4x lush

>>212306253
source please

Seasidemark, not content with 2 phones an iPad and a GoPro is buying a brand new playstation and camera

And you best believe he's getting playstation plus because it's 4x lush

>>212306268
Rest assured that while your toiling away the tax money pilfered from you is being distributed to known /brit/ish paedophiles on the dole. If it weren't for your efforts Sean, Heathermong, and Gyaldemfreak would've starved years ago.

>>212306282
>>212306291
a man who owns nothing tries to buy everything
poetic

something I don't like about 4chan now is how a lot of the posters are stupid and also how the janitors and mods are so stupid

poo smells

>>212306071
Why would a non-pozzed country elect a woman into office?

>>212306315
Post of the thread.

>>212306245
Easily as in I should be able to do it based on percentages, 20RM should be about 60% of your 1 rep max and I'm at a 300kg max so the maths work out

>>212306282
Buy now pay later lol. ask no questions as no lies dee lads

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Good lord he's fucking samefagging now

i just got some upvotes!

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you lads wouldn't want to smell my farts rn

>>212306289
Gabbi's Vintage

Explore your perks with shell go

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

only got 10 minutes left of my break, could you lot maybe start making some good posts and make fewer dogshit ones? cheers

katy panting wid di onyx

>>212306333
You must be huge
I was just trying to motivate you
Good luck have fun and enjoy your 30s king

>>212306377
thx

experts have analysed that it could be up to 12x as lush

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>>212306370
>>212306345
sup crodeep

another utterly unusable thread. great job, lads.

so we agreed he's that ugly sam hyde wannabe freak on youtube?

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picking meat out my teeth with a toenail and it lush

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>212306438
they got it all blocked of—

>>212306421
Sorry


Didn't know he'd get so upset by me asking an honest question about his mental health :/

Get the /bant/ posted

She want a cronem, chingy
Hop down to Croydon, easy
Work di soul pole, brazy
Loud pack, room hazy

Holes filled, kept promises
Hymen long gone, fill dat Katherine
Migrant bellies full, nuts emptied out
Ice cube OAPs dropped from great heights
Boat cronem housed wid Katy, sleep well at night
Timmy all alone in his bedroom every night

>>212306100
Stay out of our country Bruce

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

just been to Go Outdoors havent i? yeah

There's this Polish couple that lives 3 doors down and I always hear them arguing, they never stop yelling, are Polish people just loud?

might watch the tennis

by which I mean have it on in the background on such a low volume that all I can hear is the balls being hit and occasional applause from the crowd while I continue to post here

>>212306474
Mental how badly you...

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

They are going to be the vast new army working for British Gas, Octopus, Virgin Media, BT, Water Companies, etc.
From home, they will chat with customers who want to change their tariff or renew their contract.

>>212306490
what did you get lad

may take a drive out to Decathlon and buy some shit I don't need.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

watch more short form content
argue more about politics
eat more junk food
have more wanks

Don't give a shite about the death to the idf chant but heard you want your country back made me chud seethe

>>212306520
a bivvy, a little self inflating mat, and some crocs.
Going fishing on the weekend you see

went to random neighbourhoods and streets on maps in france and then england
why are even seemingly run down french neighbourhoods and streets beautiful compared to our own? nobody likes this fuck ugly red and brown brick everywhere, why don't we pay attention to beauty like the french do

test

>>212305790 (OP)
Would you stop posting this bitch? You stupid hue fuck.

>>212306545
very good

hopefully you get some nice weather for it. If not then you've got your bivvy I suppose.

>>212306370
>>212306531
Look what I found at the airport. Someone asked why I was photographing Vodka and I said "I have a friend who really likes this one".

>>212306537
You lost

>>212306495
polish men are all violent 75 iq drunkards who work in abbatoirs and their women smell like vinegar and spoiled milk and have cottage cheese arses

>>212306480
Pro tip heathermong no one would ever say cronem and brazy

>>212306559
vastly differing architectural style is why
streets in france, even the run-down ones, are more aesthetically pleasing

>>212306573
Can get that in the Co op

>>212306559
>why don't we pay attention to beauty like the french do
In Catholicism beauty was seen as a factor to bring people close to God while protestant cultures believed it was a distraction from God

>>212306573
Edinburgh airport lad

>>212306573
He's not going to shag you

>>212306559
2nd image down doesn't look that far off council estate shiteholes here

bear in mind these French locales are all getting a weather buff while the UK is always a depressing grey wasteland

>>212306559
Because France has a lot of soul

mad how bad of a driver i used to be yet they let me own a car. got pure lucky when i did my driving test

>>212306573
>i have a friend who really likes this one
kek based

>>212306609
You sound jealous

>>212306573
>snap frost

describing katy's hymen in january

>>212306615
there's still something much more pleasing about it aesthetically than council shitholes and not even in a grass is greener way. we're an ugly country and they don't even try to make anything look nice. fucking hate it.

>>212306666
screamnig

>>212306559
mong there's loads of ugly shitholes in france

>>212306573
LOL dey do look peng
>>212306418
sup crodie

airports are proper comfy. One time I was on holiday with mates and had to come home alone because I had a big seizure and the whole experience of flying back to Heathrow then catching a connecting flight home was insanely comfy. Felt like some business traveler man, traveling on my own

also the doctors abroad had prescribed me a course of benzodiazepines to take so I wouldn't have any more seizures on the way home so that may have factored into it, being completely monged out my gourd

So this is Rorke

Gigamelty

premium bond draw result checking toil looms upon the morrow

>>212306691
FUCK don't doxx me please

>>212306615
the old french buildings in the first picture look way more characterful than the completely soulless buildings in the other pics

>>212306624
Irish diaspora diet
No points for guessing her baby's colour

>>212306685
Spaki

>>212306659
frost, snow, snowbunny
mmhmm x

>>212306669
average uk neighbourhood looks worse on average than the average french one

wonder which personality this is

>>212306707
What's your girlfriend up to right now mate?


Waiting patiently for her regular shag?

>>212306664
We adopted the wrong architectural style
We should have adopted whatever that French style is called. It looks so nice

Ziedbelg imaging black men when he sees a bottle of vodka

>>212306717
no it doesn't you pathetic incel freak

>>212306701
Just triangulated your coordinates as -38.34231072003647, 145.76471776092308

>>212306715
mmhmm the perfect name x

>>212306740
prove me wrong
do you even understand what incel means

the french literally invented ugly brutalist buildings

>>212306769
mmhmm yeah? how about that brutalist bashening -2 snappy took yesterday?

>>212306717
They look pretty much the same architecturally

The French Riviera

I unironically explore my perks with Shell GO because the petrol station next to work where I fill up 90% of the time is a Shell and I have the app

>>212306806
i explored your mums perks

I like the way england looks
you all have shit taste

>>212306573
>Someone asked why I was photographing Vodka and I said "I have a friend who really likes this one".
kek

going to go into town on the 12th see if i can shag myself a loyal proddy lass

>>212306747
SCREAMING

how come in the olden days you'd get some tobacco baron commissioning a gigantic sandstone building made of fantastical architecture and immaculate stone masonry yet today such a thing would be inconceivable as every building is built to the lowest cost possible?

like why did Mr Tobacco Baron in the 1800s not give a shit that this random building he was paying to be built was going to cost an arm and a leg compares to, say, a soulless grey cube? Was it just that construction costs in those days were lower (so he wasn't actually paying out the arse) or were those types of buildings primarily vanity projects and status symbols, thus the expense incurred was worth it for the notoriety? Or did these people actually care about aesthetics and simply had money to burn?

https://youtu.be/-C5Tsw8H2Pk?t=22
miss the late 90's

The samefagging must stop

>>212306805
now compare that to somewhere like brighton and see what a massive downgrade it is, almost third world looking
>>212306822
what do you see in it?

>>212306747
>>212306843

>>212306847
It's because all other human activity has been subsumed by the logic of technique whose only end is to further itself ad infinitum
There is no more room for ornamentation or vanity, everything is done for the singular purpose of ever greater efficiency

>>212306879
>now compare that to somewhere like brighton and see what a massive downgrade it is, almost third world looking
HAHA that literally is Brighton you THICK TWAT
Fucking got you didn't I

>>212306573
bought that last time i flew
had slammed it all within 2 days of holiday excluding drinks out and about haha

Ziedbelg thinking of black men when he sees concrete blocks now

>>212306909
You've read your Ellul

ziedbelg is such an ugly name

>>212306886
Burn local my good lad

>>212306918
still looks shit compared to frog architecture. no sense of beauty

Bit of 'xiety in the system today, low level.

>>212306909
why is everything so fucking inefficient then

>>212306935
it's tough on the ears

dipping flatbread thins in aioli

I don't think so rorke

>>212306951
You've been proven to lack all semblance of a clue mate, sit down.

>>212306954
have a cup of chamomile tea

>>212306959
Whatever you're referring to might be inconvenient for the end consumer but I assure you it's efficient at whatever it is really supposed to do

>>212306982
alri steve barnes

>>212306847
Plenty of award winning architecture if you know where to look

https://www.architecture.com/awards-and-competitions-landing-page/awards/riba-regional-awards/riba-london-award-winners/2024/chowdhury-walk

>>212306981
Love these curved buildings

>>212306981
it’s not as fancy and you and i both know the average neighbourhood does not look like this

french architecture mong is just trolling don't respond to it

>>212307003
Stunning x

>>212306993
dunno who that is

>>212306879
>>212306951
Oh my days mate you've been utterly raped, give up

got banned off reddit again for calling some lad a brownie even though I was only joking

neurodivirgin people like me are the most oppressed :(

>>212306909
Do you think there has been a shift in people's attitudes between then and now, as in the advancement of capitalism has created mindsets in the top echelons of society today that wouldn't have existed in, say, the heads of successful capitalists in the 1800s?

For instance, is Jeff Bezos creating a rocket company that flies to space just an expression of the same vanity as Mr 1800s Tobacco Baron commissioning a grand municipal building made of sandstone in a city's town square, which bears his name? Or do you think that because of the way capitalism has born out between the 1800s and now, the mindset of that tobacco baron doesn't exist in today's capitalists?

*patiently awaits an example of this gorgeous french architecture*

>>212306847
Today's equivalent would probably be tech barons building mansions. Bill Gates had a massive mansion built for himself. And I think Zuck has had some underground facility built in Hawaii, designed to protect his family from an apocalyptic event or whatever:

https://www.wired.com/story/mark-zuckerberg-inside-hawaii-compound/

was trying to have a lunchtime wank to tranny porn but the lad she was fucking looked really like pedro pascal and it put me right off

>>212307109
why do people think he is a sex symbol
i thought mescal was bizarre but at least he's in shape
pascal is old and normal body

manager just yelled at me in front of everyone because my desk was covered in crumbs. can't wait to leave this place

Mental that if I want to have 5m in the bank before I am 50 I'm gonna need to put away 250k a year from this very moment
not happening is it

2 wanks down the hatch

Done my shopping
Forgot my bag so carrying everything back in my hands like a right scruff
Shan't be paying Asda for a bag that's for sure

>>212307054
Yes, the myth of progress is essentially the elite's religion now.
The mindset is different, I think you're confusing personal vanity and egotism (honest mistake) with vanity in the sense of external embellishment for aesthetic purposes (what I intended to say).
I'm essentially paraphrasing Ellul's thesis from The Technological Society where he makes that exact analysis albeit from the 1960s not today.
Surely some acts by ultra rich elites can be considered mostly aesthetic (Musk launching that car into space, Bezos blasting the bimbos up there later) but in the end they're really marketing techniques to help them sell more shit.

do they have nice train stations in france? the ones I saw when I was there weren't very appealing but some of the ones in london were very nice

>>212306855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MmZul0Aj0E

there’s a new housing estate down the road making american style colonial houses quite nice actually

had an accidental wank earlier

>>212307086
I take your point but those are houses for personal use. If you look at town hall buildings in big city centres, they were often funded by some random rich guy who made his money off the tobacco or slave industry back in the day. Truly grand buildings with Grecian columns out front, a central stairway in the atrium as you walk in, polished marble floors and all that. These were ultimately public buildings. If I had to guess I'd say Zuck's home and Bill Gates house and modern soulless shite.

Guess you could say that such a thing wouldn't even be allowed these days. You'd be accused of bribery if you rolled up to the local authority and said "yeah here's 500mil for your new building, oh and by the way did you get a chance to look at that planning permission submission my solicitor put in haha no rush cheers".

here goes dtfic posting essays in the thread

>>212307184
get them shared then. links, brochures, information.

Mad how amazon have delayed my tangfastics order for the 3rd time

>>212307123
learn about compound interest

Hate living next to a park can hear kids screaming outside my window all day long

>>212307161
https://youtu.be/VOh9lJugKyc

>>212307120
apparently he comes from a wealthy family and his entire image is paid for

>>212307206
not so tangfastic of them

Comparing stock photos of London and Paris neighbourhoods and I would say London is more quaint and charming while Paris has a more sophisticated homogenous appearance
Personally I prefer London it seems

>>212307215
looks like apartments in magaluf

>>212307054
>For instance, is Jeff Bezos creating a rocket company that flies to space just an expression of the same vanity as Mr 1800s Tobacco Baron commissioning a grand municipal building made of sandstone in a city's town square, which bears his name? Or do you think that because of the way capitalism has born out between the 1800s and now, the mindset of that tobacco baron doesn't exist in today's capitalists?
Zuck partly funded a hospital in San Francisco which bears his name. Because he's an egotistical cunt. Pic related.

Apparently he only paid 7.35% of the cost of the hospital though. Fucking billionaire cunt.

>>212307221
miserable bastard

sweaty arsecrack

>>212307235
It really doesn't

>>212306886
Me at 38, not even memeing

>>212307215
why does every seaside town have a road called marine parade

packet of crisps has 120 calories or a muffin has 260

why would anyone pick the muffin? not only is it like 2.5x as bad for you its nowhere near as satisfying as a pack of crisps

>>212307221
...can you see them?

choli

>>212307201
Some richoids still do that, see the post by the American about Zuckerberg's hospital.
There are also lots of them that try to get plots downtown but they build monstrous skyscrapers because those are in vogue.
I can only speculate on why they're obsessed with the ugliness of modernism still seeing as I'm not rich myself.

>>212307285
no, I'm blind

>>212307278
Because they all tried to imitate Brighton during the heydey of English seaside resort towns.

Oops wasn't an American that posted that haha sorry

>>212307283
calorie obsessed mong

>>212307232
For me I’d choose Paris. Maybe because I haven’t seen as much of it as London but I like that homogenous sophisticated look and wish we had more of it. There are lots of nice towns here but it feels like a lot of them are quite dunno what’s the word, raggedy? Like you’ve got one row of houses or buildings in one style and the next completely different. I like the white you associated with Paris more than the brick with London too.

cor my knob is well cheesy, have a sniff of that lads

>>212307283
very stupid fucking question

>>212306579
>>212306495
They're still going at it. Screeching and screaming.
Genuinly making me racist.

Now is the architectural hour of /brit/

bit warm isnt it

>>212307329
boring troll

>>212307353
corr looks just like palma

>>212307329
I agree but I'm also basing my opinion on stock photos which are overly generous
I'm sure both are shitheaps mostly nowadays
Not really a fan of big cities personally

>>212307353
what part of Magaluf is this?

Gay Porn.

>>212307376
lmao

Nuggets are in the oven.
€1.79 from lidl for a bag of 30 nuggets!
What cost of living crisis? Aha x

I heard you want your country back

>>212307362
I’m being serious. Some parts of London are great but I wouldn’t know why it’d be called charming. But I’ve also been through Tower Hamlets and none of the Parisian shitholes so I’m biased.

>>212307397
?

death death to the idf

>>212307285
only if I look out my window

screaming loli

>>212307417
*Crowd starts gooning*

>>212307419
knob in hand when you do?

>>212307410
> I wouldn’t know why it’d be called charming
This is what I'm looking at:
https://www.istockphoto.com/photos/typical-london-neighborhood
Reminder I've never been there and lots of Canadians have a fantastical idea of London like others do about Paris

>>212306847
1. Capitalists didn't do that, aristocrats did.
2. Meritocracy is a disease as it leads to people thinking they owe nothing to society.

>>212307353
That's not Brighton

>>212307415
I'm laughing at your obvious sour grapes opinion

london famouse homosexuale = me

Does 4chan permaban you if you keep getting repeated bans and warnings?

I quite like Keir

getting let out of toil early because some protestants are doing a cheeky march
toilberg is seething

Saw foxberg at toil

>>212307471
sucker punch tier
imagine filming yourself being a cuck lmao

>>212307417
>>212307442
Meanwhile, in another country:
>Likely significantly more than 150,000 total killed[39]
>More than 522,000 children have died due to malnutrition[40]
>8,856,313 internally displaced
>3,506,383 refugees[41]
Not a single chant at Glasto, thobeit

PLEASE send him to Britain

>>212307471
In America we just shoot em

4.5 billion (Over half of the world) people live in just China, India, and Africa.
White English/Scottish/Welsh/N.Irish/Irish people are practically non existent in the grand scheme of things.
By 2100, this world will belong to just a few groups of brown people, who will be everywhere. There is nothing you can do to stop this.

>>212307480
nah they just increase your ban time I think
I'm currently on a 30 dayer after repeatedly racking up 3 dayers

>>212307468
I think you've misread my post
I don't like big cities for personal reasons but that's not why I said they're shitty, it's because I was looking at obviously extremely manicured and cherry-picked stock photos that obviously omits the reality of the situation

>>212307506
nah justified imo

he walked up to him face covered with his hand buried in his pocket like he's holding a tool.

Not to brag but it's a very comfy 14 degrees in Edinburgh right now.

>>212307480
>permaban
Literally no such thing.

>>212307508
Are you talking about Romania mate?

>>212307506
>approaching in criminal garb
>refusing multiple requests to leave
>potentially reaching for a knife
Only cuck I see here is you, boy.

um that's a ponyberg

>>212307522
um, hi...?

>>212307494
toilberg is Catholic?

>>212307503
same

>>212307529
>>212307553
you can see his hands leave his pocket and nothing in there you scaredy cats

>>212307471
who is this geezer these videos are class

hannah diamond is better than charli xcx

>>212307480
>>212307543
They permaban for CP or terrorism or doxxing mods
Loads of the IPs at airports have those bans

>>212307526
you've never been to a major city

>>212307494
scotland or northern ireland?

.

you know its hot when you drink a lot of wottah and youre not pissing

>>212307471
genuinely what is it about non whites that makes them look so soulless. not having a go just because this guy is a criminal and their cultures but most of them just don’t look nice. only chinks look like they have at least half a soul

10 fish fingers
4 slices of bread
dollop of tomato sauce

that'll be lunch sorted then

>>212307580
I've been to several
Don't know why you're offended by my personal opinion

>>212307571
also most phone networks
vodafone has been rangebanned for ages

>>212307596
they look like your biological enemy because your entire biology has evolved to detect them as your biological enemy

>>212307518
What happens in 2100 is completely irrelevant to me as I'll be long dead by then.

>>212307399
Ingredients: 30% reconstituted chicken (tendons, organs, lips, arseholes), 60% wheat filler, 10% e-numbers

>>212307529
>a tool
FOW (fuck off wog)

>>212307571
I personally think more mods should be doxxed specifically the ones that mod /k/ and /a/

>>212307587
Why is Dale Gribble an antifa furry

any daytime gamers in?

Just had to iron a linen jacket for a do later and I'm sweating buckets from it haha

got spermabanned

whats the weatah like on the isles then lads?

>>212307624
result: 100% no longer hungry

>>212307571
I'm permabanned from /his/ just for making the same thread three times

>>212307639
Only the bull is allowed in

26c is the peak summer heat, anything over than this is unnecessary

>>212307626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LaHQiR7src

>>212307603
you've never left the sticks

rorke: *suddenly starts moaning*

ground control via rorkie talkie: *kshh* rorke have you finally reached your prostate? over *kshh*

rorke: *heavily static high-pitched whimper*

ground control: *kshh* rorke are you on giff gaff or something mate you keep cutting out, over *kshh*

You can't come lad

>>212307673
Why are you so upset?

>>212307658
yhe binble?

>>212307568
https://youtu.be/9s5NRiBS7s8?feature=shared&t=2431

>>212307682
me trying to cool off in this heat

>>212307606
ID mobile works
(test)

>>212307683
what makes you think I'm upset? I'm laughing at you because the things you say are funny

>>212305810
>>212305810
>>212305810

Sir Early New

>>212307764
Okay