Chat shit, get banged edition

i wish this was the thread

poo smells lmao

>>212305872
Exactly, this thread is objectively better, and the stupid Brazilian cunt posted his thread too early

>>212305872
Were*
hypothetical, subjunctive mood

>>212305936
They were both early

Lads the old mental health creeping up.

I can't decide if I'm a mutant or somewhat fuckable. I look normal and kinda attractive in the mirror or reflections but the second I look at photos (more so front facing camera) I'm an absolute mutant, below average at best.

How do I figure it out? I need to know my place in the peaking order so I don't get a big head and try and approach a 6 or 7 thinking I'm fuckable but I also don't want to only aim for fat chicks when I could be above that level

>>212305949
Not only are you wrong but your post contains at least one grammatical error depending on which standard to which you attempted to adhere.

Anyone despairing at the smug, dreary cant that gets published and praised at the moment, the incontinent, self-obsessed drivel that spreads like cyanobacterial scum on an innocent lake, might be pleased by this book. It's original and traditional, serious and light, bracingly different and strangely comforting. (Not sure - despite its hefty provenance - about the title, but if we're taking half a point away for that we have to give it back at once because, like another of Poetry Inc.'s anointed gatekeepers, the author's name is anagram positive.)

>>212306053
if you are invisible in public you are a normal person
if you get a lot of people looking at you you are either attractive or very ugly

Mark not content with 2 phones an iPad and a GoPro is buying a brand new playstation and camera

And you best believe he's getting playstation plus because it's 4x lush

>>212305984
and both shit

>>212306082
How am I wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XczW8tCFhA
Today's tunage. The words are well good

Mia Khalifa or Dua Lipa.

NEED to launch my own business

>>212305810 (OP)
Imagine Kneecap but all the band members have no kneecaps

Do you think we can consider ourselves ‘European’? Not because of not being in the EU but I think there is a divide between the cultures of European cultures and our one. They have a lot in common with each other but we seem estranged.

Odds go to the shop and buy junk food like a fat cunt
Evens engage in the tiniest bit of self control

barshhhh

>>212307813
wahey

>>212307814
well done lad

>>212307814
Just have a little coke

England

what the fuck was that flash just then did anyone else see that?

will never know if people look at me when I'm out and about as I'm too nervous to look at them

doing a think

>>212307813
corr.....

>>212307814
14 month no bookies

>>212307814
rasheed

Coventry LEATHER

>>212307845
and it lush

corr lads my knob is proper cheesy today, go on have a sniff

>>212307882
no, wash it now

got my boyfeet out its so warm :3

>>212307841
leftypol and his doublethink

>>212307810
no none of us millenials every referred to ourselves as european
we always said "going to europe" or "the europeans" andd so on
if anyone does it's zoomers who have appropriated anti brexit rhetoric

>>212307814
>>212307845

>>212307924
her inverse cock is out

>>212307924
can't see her willy

caesar easily smashed the gauls but faced no chance against the britons
there's a deep truth there

in the abstract platonic formic sense vaginas are nice
in reality they are sticky and gross and often flanked by flaps of loose skin

>>212307924
ummy

>>212307888
what if i like the smell?

>>212307841
>In January 2008, while McTernan was employed as a special adviser to the Secretary of State for Scotland, it emerged that in 2002 McTernan had branded Scotland as being "narrow" and "racist" during the period he worked for the Scottish Arts Council. In an email to the then Labour MSP Karen Gillon, who was about to make a trip to Sweden, McTernan wrote: "If you've not been to Sweden before, I think you'll really like it – it's the country Scotland would be if it wasn't narrow, Presbyterian, racist etc. etc. Social democracy in action."
Why are the Scots so racist?

>>212307924
Post a man you utter cunt

>>212307979
show us your cheesy nob then

>>212307934
wtf no its a vagina

>he's here

>>212307963
why is the skin loose
>>212307963
>abstract platonic formic
you mean 16 year old virgin

>>212307981
mental that the blair government was packed full of people like this
no wonder the country got wogged

>>212308025
?

>>212307814
Good job man
Now to quit 4chan

get the pop punk on

odds i have a likkle sunbathe
evens i put a filum on
dubs the willy gets wanked again

Actually raging so angry I had to come out and have a fag

>>212307904
what are we then, asian? african? if you’re a bame yeah but not an ethnic english. we have far more in common with the rest of the continent than anyone else, even anglosphere countries probably minus the aussies, honorary anglos. some of my family went to america in feb and said it was truly alien.

>>212308074
what's wrong with that

if AI replaces teachers will it also replace music teachers
how does an AI hold a guitar or play piano keys

want to work on a boat
do you think it would be a good job for an autismo?

>>212308074
welsh freaks SEETHING that its not an 8 pack of mugumbo settling in

>>212308081
you're being a bit autistic lad no one thinks we aren't european continentally or culturally
but nobody prior to 2016 brexit insanity called themselves european or thought we were "part of europe" in that sense except mega autistic weirdos

>>212307837
You ever noticed how the best reaction videos are always black people or literal monkeys?

sunday lunch and pints with gfberg here

heard you wanted your country back rorkey boy

so this guy walks around manchester, provokes homeless people and skinny men, gets attacked, acts like the victim, and kicks them so he can simultaneously look hard, while also running away whenever the guy has arms bigger than a noodle

>>212308101
if you're actually autistic you should be locked in a facility and used as a guinea pig for big pharma and cosmetic companies

Polish freaks are still at it.

Like why though?

>>212308153
He looks ugly af

>>212308121
dunno always felt like we were in that sense and the only reason people said otherwise was because we aren’t on mainland

>>212308143
it's tuesday

went for a wee but it turned into a poo

>>212308178
autistique

>>212308153
why dont you go to manchester and challenge him then. he's there literally every day.
oh you wont? just going to cry about him on 4chan instead? thought so.

>>212308085
Rich English hippies need to stay where they belong. Or if they insist moving here move to Cardiff or somewhere which is basically English
>>212308109
Not at all

There used to be a subreddit called racetransition that was full of jeets trying to larp as spics because they hated themselves so much

>>212308165
>yank bewildered about people changing their opinions after learning new information

You guys are getting exposed rn

>toilberg wants me in on sunday this week
>and saturday
>and friday
>and thursday
>and wednesday
is this legal

>>212308190
How did it end up like this,
it was only a piss, it was only a piss.

>>212308153
He unironically posts on 4chan, I think he's been spotten on britpol a few times

>>212308202
I'm not travelling to Manchester but given that I weight more than 5 stones and I'm taller than 5 feet I doubt I would have a problem.

Seen him literally run and scream from old men.

>>212308225
Kek

>>212308208
I mean you found out your mom is a cumslut and yet you still continue to love her

>>212308143
then call to the black bull after?

>>212308233
all fart no poo you mate.

A conman behind one of Britain’s biggest ever property frauds is facing jail for swindling buyers and splashing the profits of his fraud on supercars, a speedboat, and a life of luxury.

Anopkumar Maudhoo, 45, lured in victims with the offer of deals on repossessed properties and redevelopment of empty plots of land, leading to 75 sales across north London, Hertfordshire, and Essex between 2021 and 2024.

In reality, Maudhoo was only pretending to own the properties and land as he orchestrated a fraud, raking in more than £8.5 million to bankroll his own luxury lifestyle.

The fraudster – who should have been deported from the UK 15 years ago - used a web of aliases for the scam, and when clients complained he sent messages to himself under a different name to pretend that he was taking action.

>>212308219
I get 1200 a month from PIP and UC and I live at home with my parents. Reading this made me COMFY COMFY haha dumb wagie

where's mikey

school trip to cottagers cove

>>212308233
Seen him spartan kick a man (grim druggie) to the ground

there are literal fans of veitch in my thread oh my days

>>212308260
that's because you're disabled and have meltdowns if you have to interact with other people silly heathertimmy x

so then sounds like deciding time

>>212308074
ANGLO CUNTS OUT
ANGLOS OUT
ANGLOS OUT

>>212308281
sounds like a brand of farting apparatus

>>212308143
Cute pub. Would bang my head on the low ceilings

>>212308153
no refunds lad

>>212308292
You going to work the days that your slave master requested lad?

having another coffee

getting it slurped down me

now 28.6c in the flat

>>212308214
>in a grim rainy grey miserable island
if that’s what he thinks of our country then fucking hell can’t imagine what he thinks of back home

>>212308074
Meibion Glyndŵr

>>212308074
>renovates it
>puts it on airbnb for £400 a night
>go back to living in London
Problem welshies?

>>212308074
this is genocide, I'm not joking or baiting
anglo filth need to stay where they belong

1200 quid PIPeroons a month lads WAHEY

Wagies suicidal at the notion I get free moneyyy

>>212308331
I'm not that poster, I'm a uni student, silly old heathertimmy x

have a meltdown please

>>212308165
Lammy is famously stupid

I'm English and jealous Scotland has people with more sense who vote for politicians that work for people and society, so they're more like the rest of north Europe. Devolution has already allowed them to counteract Tory policy so their students aren't £50,000 in debt like in England.
They could have the chance of a brighter future by voting to leave the UK and becoming a separate nation on the EU, while England will be more of a USA lapdog. It's going to be worse than when Thatcher didn't like the EU preventing Tories mistreating British people, such as EU saying workers should have enough breaks and genetically modified ingredients should be labelled. Then the secret service whistle blower David Shayler told how she was using British money to go along with the USA funding Al Qaeda in Libya against Gaddafi. A country people didn't pay household bills, while more old British people were dying of the cold than before Tories stole and sold off public owned energy.

cock spong

do you think thatching went out of fashion due to the hatred for margaret the atcher

>>212308370
Had any good pot noodle recently leftypol?

FREE MONEY FOR ME!!!

>>212308374
why have you written this many words in your post

>I'm English and jealous
didn't need to read on

pov you haven't spun up the ol' hinge emulator (only way to use it on pc) since friday

just couldn't be arsed

Quentimmy

Lounging in front of the oscillating fan with my cock out

>>212308350
He probably thinks back home smells a bit of curry like everyone else lad

25 October St. Crispin's day the feast before the battle of Agincourt.

arse stinks of cock pong

>>212308400
start having a meltdown x

go on, post your special interests xx

I hate english "people"

>>212308422
hope there is a transference of properties going on there

>>212308428
*sniiiiiifff*

mumberg calls my cockpong ‘boysmell’

>>212308367
I know

>>212308427
Azincourt*

Filth

i suffer in a country with no women who look like this

im not anglo im actually a very diverse mix of scandinavian, italian, german and french immigrants and oppressed indigenous peoples (celtics)

>>212308474
I’ve been to Brazil and there were definitely women who looked like this (racially ambiguous munters)

Bizarre that people claim russians aren't white when they're the whitest people on earth.

>>212308427
we few... we happy few
we band of brothers

>>212308367
You wanna know what genocide really is?! When I grab hot dogs from the restaurant and I get home, I KILL THEM INDISCRIMINATELY WITHOUT REMORSE WHILE PREFERABLY DRINKING A MILLER HIGH LIFE!

>>212308519
bruh it's literally spainnonce's new larp

I get a back ache if I walk in my boots for more than 30~ minutes

it's my first ever pair of boots, must not be walking in them properly or something

Get the non sequiturs posted.

>>212308374
Aye mate? President Hamza Yusuf of the republic of scotland would have changed everything

>>212308471
History is written by its winners

Daily reminder that the United Kingdom is a Tatchellite paedocracy that doesn't care about the safety or wellbeing of children.

>>212308535
take your meds

>>212308536
these boots were made for walking

>>212308570
you need meds if you cant see it

>>212308569
heathermong, please, SHUT THE FUCK UP with your boring shite

>>212308540

>>212308543
What's with all the bong politicians being jeets?

lol there he goes

my arse was made for raping

>>212308570
project on

this cock was made for wanking

Awww here it goes aww here it goes again
https://youtu.be/dTAAsCNK7RA?si=U-RCqsz9BtCF46UG

sweating like the proverbial child predator in an educational building

>>212308536
takes a while to break them in

uh oh! heathertimmy ramping up!

>>212308608
and that's just what I'll do
one of these days
this willard's
gonna buckbreak little old you

>>212308632
Nonce behavior.

>>212308595
They realised how important political power is and are supported by other members of their race and community

>>212308658
nonce of your business sunshine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ_za_fF0BQ&list=RDNJ_za_fF0BQ&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ_za_fF0BQ&list=RDNJ_za_fF0BQ&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ_za_fF0BQ&list=RDNJ_za_fF0BQ&start_radio=1

What incentive is there for non-sex-having men to care about the future?

>>212308637
nah it's not that, I've already been through the trials and tribulations of foot blisters

I think due to them being slightlest raised an inch or so off the ground that I walk in a suboptimal way and it's fucking my back up

>>212308587
kys nonce

>>212308702
blisters are only the beginning

Sweating like a member of the Sus domesticus species despite the fact that the pertinent idiom is factually incorrect and the phrase "sweating like a pig" likely originated from the process of cooling "pig iron," a type of cast iron, which would form condensation on its surface as it cooled, resembling sweat

toil in an hour. i can not be fucked. too late to call in sick and i have 11 days off after today. will just have to plough through it

>>212308074
>>212308204
>>212308297
>>212308358
>>212308367
And what exactly are you going to do about it?

>>212308731
I think you can endure 1 day with the promise of 11 days off afterwards lad, pull yourself together

>>212308749
cry about it on 4chan mostly

>>212308692
Imagine being such a materialistic and nihilistic cretin that you only care about yourself and right now. If youre not personally invested i.e have no kids how could you possibly care about the future. I would slap you if i could

>>212308749
Meibion Glyndŵr did something about it.
I won’t though I’ll just rage on my phone

My favorite British celebrities are Purple Aki and like maybe Morrissey

>>212308728
shut it you runt

>>212308519
she looks too asiatic for brazilian standards

there's like 3 women here who look like that unfortunately

>>212308692
as much as i hate getting fat what probably keeps me going is eating good food every day

VVgenst31n to a double bass and a sax

Did you lads know that New Zealand's oldest building, the Mission House, dates to just 1822 AD? Next to it is the Stone House, the country's oldest stone building, from fourteen years later

1200 a month in PIP and UC here

>>212308771
you crack on making a better future for other men's children lad

you do that

even if you do have kids, after a few generations no one will remember you so there's no reason to care about future people

>>212308787
And where are Mebion Glyndwr now?

>>212308794
>she looks too asiatic for brazilian standards
don't you have the largest japanese diaspora in the world

Wiggan kebobs and some locally grown wiggan crack. DELICIOUS.

ahaha im wasted

Social media "influencers" are like a swarm of vultures. The second they see that someone has gained any sort of attention from something suddenly all the "influencers" start swarming in copying it trying their best to get their own piece of the already dead horse being flogged. None of them are capable of having any sort of creative idea in their head and just copy what other people are doing without even understanding what made it happen to begin with. They're dumb and obnoxious

>>212308835
this is what I think too

I don't even know either of my grandads first names, much less what either of them did for work or what they were like or what they cared about. On my mum's side I don't even know what her dad looked like, never seen a photo of him even.

>>212308367
If you think it’s bad now wait till reform get in then it is literally over

Bought the flushable wipes so I can effectively clean my arsehole after doing a shit.

mental how consistently you'll see blacks and browns harassing women and girls on the street and then get really, really, REALLY angry when they're told to fuck off, either by the women themselves or by a passerby. simply antithetical to the western way of life.

>>212308836

>>212308817
Whats your point? New Zealand is a new country.

Anyone who uses the word 'napkin' should be lynched

>>212308852
yeah but they mostly look like japs still, she's a different flavor of asian

>>212308914
That doesn't happen here.

>>212308128

>>212308914
ngl not seen this
i mean i see blacks hit on women per capita basis more than whites
and they are maybe a bit more persistent but they also usually get surprisingly positive feedback

>>212308944
doesn't brazil have every flavour of everyone

>>212308901
what are you a baby that craps yourself in a nappy? just poo into the toilet and a quick wipe with bog roll is sufficient

>Whats your point? New Zealand is a new country.

>>212308914
not my problem is it

>>212308960
havent seen you in ages asf. how's the mother? still being shagged rotten by the gaels is she?

might have a cold shower

>>212308983
Is that your boyfriend lad?

>>212308901
There’s no such thing as “flushable wipes”

>>212309002
uve got me confused with someone else

>>212309020
no i dont.

>>212308980
It's not enough you shitty arsed freak

>>212309014
On amazon. They rip and all. Got 6 packs. My mancunt will be clean every day.

>>212307814
i should do one of these for psychiatric meds. need to just get off these poisons once and for all.

Still fucking raging

just bought a pack of napkins to set the table with tonight

>>212309049
hope your ma dies lad

>>212309041
it is enough especially if you shower daily. you just need arse cancer wipes so your hole is fresh for your boyfriend to fuck.

>>212309047
weird cunt

flushable napkins

flushable sex arse

Classic James Bond was just the average r9k anon but with rizz

>>212308914
I'm not disagreeing with you but for these men it's a numbers game. They will approach / harangue dozens of mostly underage girls until they eventually come across one who is receptive to the attention and naive enough to along with the request to exchange contact information.

I see them in town cold approaching young lasses who are obviously in town with their mum or gran, they don't give a fuck.

>>212309041
Those aren’t flushable. You were lied to.

>>212309047
You live in fucking Aberystwyth or summat you dickhead
Go buy a hut in the valleys if it bothers you so much, they cost like £100k

>>212309079
Yeah you shitty arsed cunt you can go kill your mum with your crusty dangleberries. Freak.

>>212308830
>wanting the country to be nice is heckin cucked
You are so mindbroken its unbelievable. Literally niggerbrained

>>212309101
they dont have the iq to consider it a numbers game. they just see children and their brain lights up like the "Neurons activated" monkey meme and they go harass them because that's what they've always done their entire lives before being dropped into an actual civilisation.

>>212309108
gay freak walking around with a wet bleached arse

>>212308830
based

afk brb

>>212309047
Whimsigoth? The visigoths laid back cousins

>>212309141
And what? You ever used a butt plug? No? Shitty arsed freak.

its a snood silly

>>212309107
You don’t get it

Amelia Dimoldenberg in a chicken shop date with Idris Elba

>>212309036
fraid you do old boy

>>212309128
Feel free to explain why I should bother to make the future a better place for everyone else when they are reaping a reward that I am not. I'm sorry but saying "it's the right thing to do" doesn't wash for me.

You're picking the Split ball and thinking someday some invisible moral arbiter will recognise your altruism and say "ah yes, that sexless man truly was the best of us" while normal people are picking the Steal ball, shagging, and not thinking of you at all.

>>212309107
You never will

>>212309234
pretty sure idris got cuckolded by a white man

>>212308914
Its funny how i use a language learning app and women even ones whos views seem left wing will write "no arabs, no muslims, no indians"

fuck me it's hot out

>>212309277
i can smell your gaelic blood

have been flushing wipes for years and never had any issues
must be shite to have thirdie tier plumbing where you are

>>212309234
liked her until learnt she was a jewess

my flush is more powerful than your flush patter is it yeah

GAELIC BLOOD?!

>>212309330
how long did it take you to learn that someone with the surname Dimoldenberg was Jewish

watching this addison rae chicken shop date episode and good golly her rebranding needs to be studied, although she WAS fitter before

>>212309330
Imagine not being able to tell from the face alone nevermind the surname.

>>212309283
You could not be an americanised little bitch and maybe realise were in this state atm because of short term thinking "im alright Jack" mindset its honestly.

>the split ball
No idea what that is. Your entire view is materialism and values money and sex beyond everything and you wonder why youre an unhappy virgin? You cant even imagine doing something good unless you get praised and remembered for it. I cannot believe youre English

is hell drivers actually good

>>212309325
Yeah the people not shoveling tons of plastic waste into the British sewer system are the third worlders brilliant insight mate

>>212309353
what's the, err... story with, uh, are ed?

>>212309354
didn’t know what her surname was at first
>>212309385
seen quite a few jewy looking people who aren’t like the guy from inbetweeners

>>212309385
>Fievel Goes Chicken Cottage

why dont they just make plastic biodegradable. would solve a lot of problems

>>212309353
Sir Edward de Suzy Izzard

>>212309402
you sound mad because my bog has a powerful flush

sick to bastard death of other people not pulling their weight at work

>>212309416
English?

>>212309418
>the guy from inbetweeners
I still dont believe it. Like he can say it and his ancestry might check out but i dont believe it

Clouds are in lads we're saved sunberg can rim my perfectly clean arsehole

>>212309446
lol @ u

>>212309429
jews mate

come to the concussion l lost my virginity to the wrong girl and it messed up my life

>>212309317
im jewish dhaaarling

>>212309458
booooo clouds OUT

>>212309469
oh it was 2016mong, my mistake.

>>212309439
Can it flush a pound of dundee cake?

hello

>>212309467
larp on incellord

Yorkshire Parkin > Dundee Cake

>>212309439
and you sound like a wog with his first running toilet
now shuffle on back to the kebab shop you flabby bastard

Honestly tempted to take a toil break consisting of walking over the road to the pub and having a pint and a fag in the beer garden

>>212309487
project on

pavel retrofitting his bog with a rocket engine to flush his massive claggy borscht poos

>>212309467
i lost mine to a prostitute. if i hadnt i might never have lost it.

>>212309512
lts your right as a British man

>>212309454
some people just look like that, probably genetics from elsewhere. maybe celtic, maybe norman. but not everyone with dark hair and a big nose is a jew.

feels like there's a bit of loose bone halfway down my shin and a hairline fracture
doesn't really bother me too much but it aches occasionally, almost like how I imagine early stage arthritis is
I think there's a blood clot just to the left of it
mumberg just lost a leg so out of sight, out of mind as far as I'm concerned

your role model rorke

>>212309490
hello you cunt

>>212309512
blog omn

wanking a cock with my arse

wonder what percentage of pornstars are dogpilled

bobbi starr would do it for the right man I know that much

>>212309530
haha 2016mong youre a freak mate

>>212309552

>>212309393
What meaningful changes do you think you personally are contributing to? The forces at play are well, well beyond the realm of what can be influenced by you.

>yes well if everyone banded together then we could achieve change
They're not though. And they won't be any time soon.

>>212309576
project on

>>212309567
not a wank

how niggas be when the manager walk inna room

>>212309572
bobbi starr was a fucking trooper wasn't she

I really hate this trend over the last few years of putting videos of complete strangers online without consent. It may be legal but it doesn't feel right, ultimately people just do it so they get mocked online and get them hits. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

I don't think it's practical or necessarily the right thing to do to ban it, but it's hard to know what to do.

Just sat on my own bollocks

>>212309588
lmao you've been a complete mess since october

gmail wank soon

>>212309613
project on

doin a watch

>>212309602
get caught in a nonce sting did you

So much white lol

>>212309602
remember when that lad on /b/ took a photo of a fat lad dancing and then the fat lad looking sad and he ended up getting to grind on a bunch of celebrity women because of the sheer pity they took on him? mental that.

>>212309602
Society is decaying and people's morals are degenerating very fast. It isn't the same in quieter more isolated parts of the country. There you'd get a thump.

>>212309644
wtf link

>>212309663
fuck off newfag

>>212309631
you got any more videos about creationism or whimsical pseudoscience lad
need to listen to someone drone on about something I have absolutely no interest or belief in while I have a speedwank

on the toilet eating an apple

>>212309631
Evolution is real

>>212309700
an apple?

>>212309725
How so?

>>212309727
Yeah

>>212309689
>>212309689

>>212309725
so just to be clear you believe at some point in the past an ancestor of humans gave birth to a child that possessed abstract thought and so on that was entirely unpossessed by the mother?

>>212309689
>>212309689
>>212309689

>>212308749
don't

The last thread was created and linked early, and I trust in JANNY to do the right thing and delete it accordingly.

Ergo, I shall link my post-310 thread in preparation

NEW

>>212309820
>>212309820
>>212309820