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Anonymous Canada No.212310857 [Report] >>212310946 >>212311105 >>212311180 >>212311218 >>212311256 >>212311287 >>212311336 >>212311427 >>212311657 >>212311821 >>212312206 >>212312497 >>212313438 >>212313554 >>212314344 >>212314514 >>212314918 >>212317557 >>212318190
You're on a date with a Canadian girl
how do you make her yours
Anonymous Japan No.212310946 [Report] >>212313223
>>212310857 (OP)
Bonjour Buddy
I don't care about specific Asian diasporas
because I dig all kinds of Asian chicks!
They're so docile and tight
Can you hook me up with your friend Ting-Hua?
Anonymous Greece No.212311037 [Report]
first of all ask her why she froze in the middle of our conversation in the dinner as if someone was taking a picture of her
Anonymous United States No.212311105 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
With my good looks and charm, obviously.
Anonymous Italy No.212311143 [Report]
I don't know
Girls like to feel unique so I can't rely solely on Canada knowledge and I don't want to to act like a smartass, they border the USA, they must be fed up with let-me-tell-about-your-country guys
And what does Canada have anyway?
Maybe I should just put down the competition, go to the date wearing a liter of perfume and avoid talking about jobs and math
Anonymous Chile No.212311180 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
Hey cutie, I browse /int/ all day. Would you open your legs for me? I'll be the one washing the dishes!
Anonymous Ireland No.212311218 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
Give her a black bull
Anonymous Turkey No.212311256 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
If she's Quebecois
>french is beautiful, no?
If she's not
>Why tf french is still a thing in here
In the bed by the night
Anonymous Portugal No.212311287 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
she looks like a generic north american white girl, probably called something like Madison, Emma, Emily or Olivia
Anonymous Ireland No.212311336 [Report] >>212311503
>>212310857 (OP)
>You're on a date
first time for everything I guess
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212311427 [Report] >>212317557
>>212310857 (OP)
my ex looks like this and she was born in halifax. is it something in the water?
Anonymous Sweden No.212311474 [Report]
Normal western white girl stuff i'm assuming. Allude to that a relationship with you is going to include doing a bunch of expensive stuff like traveling and fine dining and whatnot
>i'm a massive foodie haha
>have you ever been to asia? I've always wanted to go
Etc
Anonymous Israel No.212311501 [Report]
i sperg out and melt away in her sight
Anonymous Croatia No.212311503 [Report]
>>212311336
this lol
ordinarilly i would reject the idea, but honestly i'd go through with it just out of morbid curiosity how is it going to go
Anonymous Romania No.212311657 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
>girl
Anonymous Netherlands No.212311821 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
>hey girl, want me to poutine this dick
Anonymous Lithuania No.212312004 [Report]
I'm the kind of person that if a woman agrees to go on a date with me, I already know that she likes me.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212312206 [Report] >>212312292
>>212310857 (OP)
Say 'hello' and she'll go
>'oh mah gahd are you from England? I love harry potter'
Anonymous Lithuania No.212312292 [Report] >>212312331
>>212312206
>haha, never read it, we should totally read it together...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212312331 [Report] >>212312387
>>212312292
>I have the whole of Chamber of Secrets tattooed on my dick, do you want to read it with me?
Anonymous Lithuania No.212312387 [Report] >>212312426
>>212312331
why does she suddenly have a dick?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212312426 [Report]
>>212312387
>suddenly
She always had one
Anonymous Netherlands No.212312497 [Report] >>212312677
>>212310857 (OP)
You into beavers? Cause i am
Anonymous Lithuania No.212312677 [Report]
>>212312497
This probably works best if you're polish.
Anonymous Japan No.212313223 [Report] >>212313297 >>212313406
>>212310946
I made this post over an hour ago and I think now it was in bad taste. I want it gone
Anonymous United States No.212313297 [Report] >>212313446
>>212313223
You've made your bed, pervert.
Anonymous Lithuania No.212313406 [Report]
>>212313223
It's already archived.
Anonymous United States No.212313438 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
Mine is Chinese Canadian and she's never going back to Canada again
Anonymous Japan No.212313446 [Report] >>212313823
>>212313297
I make these unfunny shitposts to cope with the fact that Japan doesn't like me because I graduated from a university in some shithole Western country. I don't want to offend anyone. I just feel real shitty. I hope the mods do delete my shit if they find it crap
Anonymous Brazil No.212313464 [Report]
just be indian
Anonmous United States No.212313554 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
I would listen, cause shes a yapper
Anonymous Canada No.212313724 [Report] >>212313771
first you state how safe and effective the vax was and how wonderful the government is. make sure to include a land acknowledgement depending where you take her. then follow up by praising our multicultural society and all the wonderful food & culture it brings as we're served by someone who got off a plane from Uttar Pradesh 10 minutes ago. close the date with a respectful shoulder hug to ward off rape accusations. if you're lucky, in a few weeks she'll be bored of her other boyfriends and ask you to buy her dinner again!
Anonymous Canada No.212313771 [Report] >>212313874
>>212313724
schizo virgin
Anonymous Japan No.212313823 [Report] >>212314454
>>212313446
Is being a possibly annoying moron on an Mongolian basket weaving forum all I can be now that everyone except my parents have abandoned me? When I started browsing this site during college, I thought I could do a lot of things in life. Now that doesn't seem possible. All I'm gaining with time is age and distance from that moment I got back to Japan thinking it's just the beginning of an awesome journey.
Anonymous Canada No.212313874 [Report]
>>212313771
humourless boosted faggot
Anonymous Netherlands No.212314344 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
10/10 what a babe Im in love
Anonymous Canada No.212314396 [Report]
Red heads will never be attractive
Anonymous Japan No.212314421 [Report]
I am Japanese, but because I am associated with some shitty foreign country, my life is over before it began
Anonymous Croatia No.212314454 [Report] >>212314552
>>212313823
just move to western shikoku and larp in a cheap renovated traditional jungle house
Anonymous Brazil No.212314514 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
She kinda looks like Monika.
(pls be a girl)
Anonymous Japan No.212314552 [Report] >>212314625
>>212314454
Why if I came to your country?
It's nice, no?
Your people will probably respect my "shithole Western country" background
Anonymous Croatia No.212314625 [Report] >>212314711
>>212314552
you don't even need a visa, if you have money you could easily move in tomorrow
just beware croatia is VERY provinical, there are no big cities here
Anonymous Lithuania No.212314711 [Report] >>212314781
>>212314625
Why would anyone want big cities?
Anonymous Croatia No.212314781 [Report] >>212315006 >>212315112
>>212314711
i mean i personally don't and i live in a small village
but when you spent your entire life in a megacity which is multiple times the population of my entire country and move in a place where 10 000 people is considered a big city it might be a bit of a culture shock
Anonymous United States No.212314918 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
Send her back to an African gentleman to where she belongs. Then go back to finding a REAL Canadian girl (Asian kind)
Anonymous Sweden No.212314980 [Report]
It radicalizes me beyond belief to ponder that these cute french gaelic canadian girls will be replaced by indians in 50 years

We need to do something
Anonymous Japan No.212315006 [Report] >>212315048 >>212315072
>>212314781
I just want to be accepted bro
Imagine being told to fuck off by your compatriots because you spent sometime in some irrelevant shithole
Anonymous Croatia No.212315048 [Report] >>212315180
>>212315006
lol, in croatia there's probably more people who worked abroad than those who didn't
half of my family are gastarbeiters
Anonymous Lithuania No.212315072 [Report] >>212315113
>>212315006
Nobody has ever said that.
Anonymous Lithuania No.212315112 [Report] >>212315170
>>212314781
I can't imagine anyone actually reacting negatively to living near less people.
Anonymous Japan No.212315113 [Report]
>>212315072
White people won't perhaps
Anonymous Croatia No.212315170 [Report] >>212315283
>>212315112
vast majority of people i know move away from the villages because they are fashionable and trendy
pretty much everyone i knew growing up moved away to the suburbs, zagreb or germany
Anonymous Japan No.212315180 [Report] >>212315270
>>212315048
That's so based
Anonymous Croatia No.212315270 [Report]
>>212315180
it is in fact because in croatia they are paid the equivalent of 150 000 yen per month (after massive salary increases - used to be 50 000 when i was a kid) and in germany they are paid 350 000 yen per month
Anonymous Lithuania No.212315283 [Report] >>212315358
>>212315170
Then they were faggots, or raised to be wageslaves, probably both.
Anonymous Croatia No.212315358 [Report] >>212315420
>>212315283
indeed, they are all paying massive money on rent so they "don't have to live with mommy" and so they can larp being grownups, then they triple that rent amount when they raise a credit for an overpriced suburban house which costs 3x the amount because it is 10 minutes closer to the city center, while i borderline neet here on my farm
they are not the brightest bunch
Anonymous Lithuania No.212315420 [Report] >>212315503
>>212315358
There's a meaning of the word "settled" related to calmness. And I'm noticing that as people mature mentally, they want to settle. Unfortunately cityfags are stuck in sunk cost fallacy. Cities are mind rotting.
Anonymous Croatia No.212315503 [Report] >>212315712
>>212315420
i wish, but in actuality real city people ("burghers") as we call them are really cool and awesome people
these low class slaves are universally 1st through 3rd generation suburban immigrants and the most obnoxious people on the planet
i could honestly envision myself living downtown, but if i had to live in the s*burbs i would actually kms
Anonymous Lithuania No.212315712 [Report]
>>212315503
No they are not. You will never meet a good person who works in an office.
Anonymous United States No.212317557 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
>>212311427
>halifax
anne of green gables phenotype
Anonymous Brazil No.212318190 [Report]
>>212310857 (OP)
Build for SBD (small brazilian dick).