Thread 212310857

You're on a date with a Canadian girl
how do you make her yours

>>212310857 (OP)
Bonjour Buddy
I don't care about specific Asian diasporas
because I dig all kinds of Asian chicks!
They're so docile and tight
Can you hook me up with your friend Ting-Hua?

first of all ask her why she froze in the middle of our conversation in the dinner as if someone was taking a picture of her

>>212310857 (OP)
With my good looks and charm, obviously.

I don't know
Girls like to feel unique so I can't rely solely on Canada knowledge and I don't want to to act like a smartass, they border the USA, they must be fed up with let-me-tell-about-your-country guys
And what does Canada have anyway?
Maybe I should just put down the competition, go to the date wearing a liter of perfume and avoid talking about jobs and math

>>212310857 (OP)
Hey cutie, I browse /int/ all day. Would you open your legs for me? I'll be the one washing the dishes!

>>212310857 (OP)
Give her a black bull

>>212310857 (OP)
If she's Quebecois
>french is beautiful, no?
If she's not
>Why tf french is still a thing in here
In the bed by the night

>>212310857 (OP)
she looks like a generic north american white girl, probably called something like Madison, Emma, Emily or Olivia

>>212310857 (OP)
>You're on a date
first time for everything I guess

>>212310857 (OP)
my ex looks like this and she was born in halifax. is it something in the water?

Normal western white girl stuff i'm assuming. Allude to that a relationship with you is going to include doing a bunch of expensive stuff like traveling and fine dining and whatnot
>i'm a massive foodie haha
>have you ever been to asia? I've always wanted to go
Etc

i sperg out and melt away in her sight

>>212311336
this lol
ordinarilly i would reject the idea, but honestly i'd go through with it just out of morbid curiosity how is it going to go

>>212310857 (OP)
>girl

>>212310857 (OP)
>hey girl, want me to poutine this dick

I'm the kind of person that if a woman agrees to go on a date with me, I already know that she likes me.

>>212310857 (OP)
Say 'hello' and she'll go
>'oh mah gahd are you from England? I love harry potter'

>>212312206
>haha, never read it, we should totally read it together...

>>212312292
>I have the whole of Chamber of Secrets tattooed on my dick, do you want to read it with me?

>>212312331
why does she suddenly have a dick?

>>212312387
>suddenly
She always had one

>>212310857 (OP)
You into beavers? Cause i am

>>212312497
This probably works best if you're polish.

>>212310946
I made this post over an hour ago and I think now it was in bad taste. I want it gone

>>212313223
You've made your bed, pervert.

>>212313223
It's already archived.

>>212310857 (OP)
Mine is Chinese Canadian and she's never going back to Canada again

>>212313297
I make these unfunny shitposts to cope with the fact that Japan doesn't like me because I graduated from a university in some shithole Western country. I don't want to offend anyone. I just feel real shitty. I hope the mods do delete my shit if they find it crap

just be indian

>>212310857 (OP)
I would listen, cause shes a yapper

first you state how safe and effective the vax was and how wonderful the government is. make sure to include a land acknowledgement depending where you take her. then follow up by praising our multicultural society and all the wonderful food & culture it brings as we're served by someone who got off a plane from Uttar Pradesh 10 minutes ago. close the date with a respectful shoulder hug to ward off rape accusations. if you're lucky, in a few weeks she'll be bored of her other boyfriends and ask you to buy her dinner again!

>>212313724
schizo virgin

>>212313446
Is being a possibly annoying moron on an Mongolian basket weaving forum all I can be now that everyone except my parents have abandoned me? When I started browsing this site during college, I thought I could do a lot of things in life. Now that doesn't seem possible. All I'm gaining with time is age and distance from that moment I got back to Japan thinking it's just the beginning of an awesome journey.

>>212313771
humourless boosted faggot

>>212310857 (OP)
10/10 what a babe Im in love

Red heads will never be attractive

I am Japanese, but because I am associated with some shitty foreign country, my life is over before it began

>>212313823
just move to western shikoku and larp in a cheap renovated traditional jungle house

>>212310857 (OP)
She kinda looks like Monika.
(pls be a girl)

>>212314454
Why if I came to your country?
It's nice, no?
Your people will probably respect my "shithole Western country" background

>>212314552
you don't even need a visa, if you have money you could easily move in tomorrow
just beware croatia is VERY provinical, there are no big cities here

>>212314625
Why would anyone want big cities?

>>212314711
i mean i personally don't and i live in a small village
but when you spent your entire life in a megacity which is multiple times the population of my entire country and move in a place where 10 000 people is considered a big city it might be a bit of a culture shock

>>212310857 (OP)
Send her back to an African gentleman to where she belongs. Then go back to finding a REAL Canadian girl (Asian kind)

It radicalizes me beyond belief to ponder that these cute french gaelic canadian girls will be replaced by indians in 50 years

We need to do something

>>212314781
I just want to be accepted bro
Imagine being told to fuck off by your compatriots because you spent sometime in some irrelevant shithole

>>212315006
lol, in croatia there's probably more people who worked abroad than those who didn't
half of my family are gastarbeiters

>>212315006
Nobody has ever said that.

>>212314781
I can't imagine anyone actually reacting negatively to living near less people.

>>212315072
White people won't perhaps

>>212315112
vast majority of people i know move away from the villages because they are fashionable and trendy
pretty much everyone i knew growing up moved away to the suburbs, zagreb or germany

>>212315048
That's so based

>>212315180
it is in fact because in croatia they are paid the equivalent of 150 000 yen per month (after massive salary increases - used to be 50 000 when i was a kid) and in germany they are paid 350 000 yen per month

>>212315170
Then they were faggots, or raised to be wageslaves, probably both.

>>212315283
indeed, they are all paying massive money on rent so they "don't have to live with mommy" and so they can larp being grownups, then they triple that rent amount when they raise a credit for an overpriced suburban house which costs 3x the amount because it is 10 minutes closer to the city center, while i borderline neet here on my farm
they are not the brightest bunch

>>212315358
There's a meaning of the word "settled" related to calmness. And I'm noticing that as people mature mentally, they want to settle. Unfortunately cityfags are stuck in sunk cost fallacy. Cities are mind rotting.

>>212315420
i wish, but in actuality real city people ("burghers") as we call them are really cool and awesome people
these low class slaves are universally 1st through 3rd generation suburban immigrants and the most obnoxious people on the planet
i could honestly envision myself living downtown, but if i had to live in the s*burbs i would actually kms

>>212315503
No they are not. You will never meet a good person who works in an office.

>>212310857 (OP)
>>212311427
>halifax
anne of green gables phenotype

>>212310857 (OP)
Build for SBD (small brazilian dick).