Thread 212318684

Bryan Ferry edition

poo smells lmao

mental how we all like fannies here

>>212318684 (OP)
Get it sharted

fancy a za

>>212318725
I like both

Sleepover sub edition

>>212318732
not on a tuesday mate

dogbert

>>212318652
sheet metal with a dark gray colour, not sure why he chose it tbqh
>>212318652
dunno, reckon he did a decent job

The 3 cups of daily blueberries has been doing a number on my poo

>>212318739
mad how much fun the average girl has in comparison to men
so much better off in every way

jobwise, moneywise etc
nary a worry

quite like the idea of getting a bird to let me finger her on the bus and have a kiss but without the trouble of inviting her back to my house for hours and going through the rigmarole of penetrative sexual intercourse when a good wank would suffice

>>212318777
Yeah looks good m8

>>212318732
about to consume a ristorante 'speciale'
straight from the slop factory
looks yumy ;)

got rigormortis me

>>212318783
looks like you had a night on the guinness and then a lb of walnuts when you got in

>>212318801
would consider my inceldom over if a girl just gave me a good kiss on the lips honestly
would be content with it all

who's that posting a little peter

might get myself killed

just want the football back

>>212318826
illegal

>>212318859
looks alright

randomwhitegirl666

Peng girl from Oregon. She's getting married soon though. Shame really.

>>212318885
is it?

3 placings in the top 5. Britannia still rules the waves

>>212318921
>Scotland nowhere to be seen
Don't believe that list for a second

>>212318921
I'm 4!!!

no mice
no peters
no ponies

>>212318921
glasgow fell off
total wee guy extinction

>Trump calls for deporting US citizens:

>"We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time ... many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too, if you want to know the truth. So maybe that'll be the next job."

Lol
Kek

Post the Alex jones!!!
I like those!

>>212318921
now let's see the top 20 european cities by darkie population

A cruel race

>>212318921
>Bradford
>1
Try make the list believable. Boomers will fall for it though

>>212318921
>Bradford
>Marseille
>Birmingham
bit of a pattern here

'Scuse me mate is it true Glasgows full of speccy bams?

>>212318816
based nazi pizza

>>212318921
>Nice
more like not so nice hahaha

>>212318783
Looks like tree bark

>>212318984
didnt happen but would be hilarious if it did

>>212318976
Malaponte is finished

>>212318984
Don't believe for a second that this actually happened.

>>212318901
Mad how no woman will ever have sexual intercourse with me

>>212318978
absolutely NO alex jones, infowars or dragons

England

>>212318984
I believe that this happened
#FreePalestine

>>212318901
This Velma cosplay women do make my willy stand at attention

>>212319042
arrest this man

>>212318921
leftypol deliberately ignoring the common denominator here

>>212318943
Sorry mate but Glasgow is only a shithole by white people standards

We’re number 1!

marseille
morsaille
mousey
mousey!!!!

going swimming with the transfu next weekend
what do you do if you get a boner in swimming trunks and how to prevent this

>>212319023
have faith

Dangerous day to be an ice lolly

>>212318921
>no sicilian cities
The mafia has been defeated

>>212319071
no way india isn't on this list

>>212319071
that's a lot of rape, who's doing it?

>>212319071
leftypol being deliberately disingenuous and saying that men are the problem

>>212319088
>>212319088
disgusting gay freak

I wonder if 100 years from now this England still exists

>>212319091
wow shes beautiful
bit like a young jk rowling tho but dont mind me x

>>212318976
Thanks Obama

>>212319123
Indians love cricket mate

>>212319132
I love JK Rowling

>>212319093
Need to see you deepthroating that

Mental Yanks are all walking around foreskinless, circumcised without their permission
Actually freaks me out a bit if i’m being honest. Sick nation.

>>212319071
I don't believe that. There's no way the Spanish rate is THAT much lower than the British rate. Maybe the stats are collected in different ways.

>>212319021
I unironically would not mind being sent to a new country
I very much hate this country with all my heart and want nothing more than to leave
Somewhere nice like turkey or chille
Would be peng

>>212319123
they love cricket in india and pakistan

Anyone born after 1970 should be taxed 100% so the winter fuel allowance can be even higher

I think it's about time you apologised to rorke

>>212319121
so what

>>212319159
But would you shag her? I would.

>>212319117
fluttershots no condom

>>212319166
it's sad how their knob heads become all pale and desensitized

why do only pensioners get the winter fuel allowance anyway
surely young people have cold homes too?

>>212319088
let it show. all trannies love being perceived as hot
plus a boner while swimming works like a fin on the bottom of a surfboard

>>212319158
T20 is not cricket
I’d be happy with these chaps playing, but they aren’t the future

Thing is, we can’t do anything about immigration rates. So why worry?

>>212319228
very sad :(

>>212319166
Find it bizarre that they refuse to admit it's weird and instead call you weird for not also doing it

Need are Emma to use my mouth like a toilet.

>>212318684 (OP)
I WAS DREAMING OF A FART
AND MY HOLE WAS FLICKERING FAST
I BEGAN TO LOSE CONTROL
I BEGAN TO LOSE CONTROOOOOOOOL

I DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU
I'M SORRY THAT
I MADE YOU GAG
I DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU

I'M JUST A FARTY FAG

dominos have given me a voucher for a free pizza after they delivered me a disgraceful one
But it can’t be used online only in store, who the fuck goes into dominos to order pizza

>>212319093
phroar

>>212319240
Shut it ya little runt, that's my money, now pay up for my pension too I don't think it's gone up enough this year

phimolad u in pal?
thinking of u here x
>>212319166
>>212319220

Test cricket is awful, fuck off tarq

>>212319169
with your fellow darkies

Business Idea: All the English abandon England and move to Scotland while paying an "English tax" for living and working here and leave England to the brown horde

>>212319265
https://youtu.be/cuzQqfRGUi0?si=JIAssIFdXKcIZ4zO

>>212319240
they've worked their whole lives for it and paid into the system. they deserve everything

>>212319071
a billion more immigrants ought to fix it

Gfberg has €25,000 in savings.
Me?
€500.

all Capitalists are inherently race traitors. Anyone who places the rights of individuals to use their wealth however they see fit, regardless of the social and political consequences, is a race traitor. You cannot be pro-White and also a Capitalist.

>>212319325
I have 70k but it's useless to me desu

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70rrld1nlpo
why is the chief rabbi conflating the idf and all jewish people?

hate this world to be honest. proper needs a reset. a great reset, if you will

Rorke - football
leftypol - tennis
baz - rugby
tarquin - lacrosse, cricket
gearoid - gaelic football

>>212319304
I didnt say I waned >>212319359
Everto go to France lmao

mental how we are genociding ourselves

Billionaires should exist

y/n?

>>212319022
wow you're a regular sherlock holmes

My gf is so awesome

Kinda sad that you incels will never know this feel :/

>>212319228
Why did I not hear about this case?

Very sad

>>212319325
I bet you pay for everything too

>>212319374
rugby is for tarqs

mad how many fit trannies there are in lefty uni towns

>>212319355
I'm a troon and I don't even know what this means

>>212319374
leftypol is NOT tennis

>>212319355
Would love to shag a fit ftm with a fat butt

>>212319389
better for you to never show up here, i'd batter you

Going to be getting a new car in a couple of weeks lads

>>212319211
Yeah. And Happy Canada Day

>>212319397
you and your gf sound proper cringe

>>212319397
I actually do talk to the gfberg like this would be awfully embarrassed if anyone saw the disney tier lovey dovey nonsense I send her x

>>212319397
are you 16?

>>212319353
Give it to me then :)

Very glad that I grew up in the English suburbs in the 80s and 90s. All white school, sang Christian songs in assembly in the morning, played rugby, safe neighbourhood, no predators or drugs or crime, watched 1 of 5 channels on the telly, no Facebook or Netflix, no petty drama in politics.

>>212319434
Dacia Duster?

>>212319353
Can I have it?

nan lives in a fully paid off £600k detached bungalow in a desirable area and she was still kicking off about the £200 fuel payment

>>212319406
Haha, yeah
Love paying for her pasta n that though.
>>212319353
Reckon I can have some of that? Will pay you back x

>>212319355
industrial society and its future

you'd think he'd pick italy but he knows they'd point and laugh at his grotesque figure

>>212319440
Kek

Is she fit?

>>212319440
hope she cheats on you with a bbc x

got the strokes on

So this is punk?

https://youtu.be/VFqhJyvly1g?feature=shared&t=102

rorke dumping his tranny folder again

>Mwangi
Don't care

having a stroke

>>212319400
>angharah
I think his mum is from middle-earth lol

>>212319447
No, a 2013 audi A6
Going to buy it used for 8K

rorke - football
leftypol - women’s football
tarquin - rugby, cricket, tennis

>>212319374
Deano - Football, darts, boxing, horseracing

>>212319457
Can't wait until they all die

(You)

>>212319490
Is that what you call having a wank?

>>212319444
>sang Christian songs in assembly in the morning

OHHHHH
CAAAAAAAAA
NADAAAAAAAAA

>>212319438
What's cringe about it?

>>212319440
To each their own, I'm not embarrassed to show my authentic affection for her

>>212319441
I'm 29 lad

garyeats is about to eat 3 courses for £5
as always, lets give it a go

>>212319503
i'll give you a stroke in a minute

>>212319400
why do women love criminals so much lads

>>212319498
HAHAHAHAHA fucking state

>>212319397
Guarantee both of you are fat as fuck and ugly as sin. But good for you

>>212319525
haha xx

>>212319510
You should buy a Dacia duster. Fantastic little car

>>212319170
It’s not the same. 20 overs, whacking the ball as hard as possible with no tactics, cheerleaders and fireworks

>>212319397
Will be making a thread on this

>>212319397
Fucking love rocket league. Perfect game. 5 minute match, player vs player, simple controls, high skill cap

>>212319434
Are you allowed to get the go-kart into the highway, Michael?

>>212319474
Italy is getting woged hard right now
Millions of africans and asians are incoming under the "far-right" government of meloni
She serves Washington and tel aviv
She also made getting citizenship impossible for diaspora
It hurts my soul to see it happen

live with my mate and his ftm "bf" and its quite literally a girl with short hair, they put no effort into being a man

>>212319541
>screen shot of woman doing weird thing
>incels: why are all women so <weird thing>

>>212319534
>What's cringe about it?
hard to put to words but it just makes me cringe
maybe cultural difference

>>212319576
>quite literally a girl with short hair, they put no effort into being a man
ktim

>>212319576
zhe fit?

>>212319313
but fr though why don't any of the hyperborea chudoids do this? If all of the ones across the world got together and decided to move to a single place they could have their precious little ethnostate. I already know the answer, it's because they are larping cowards.

>>212318921
I'm NOOOOTICING

>>212319557
Its not sold here in north america

>>212319498
pretty good actually

>>212319598
Sad little man

>>212319444
haha I remember someone coming round to tune our set to get Channel 5

>>212318751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWpyut_Gqnc

feel euphoric when i smoke weed and feel how small and slight my 5’7 21 year old twink frame is
normally wear those gym spandex like clothing women wear

>>212319619
:(
I am tbf

>>212319605
eh, okayish
they have a rather large head for their body though, large volume skull on that nigga

>>212319578
i'm nooooticing a pattern tho

>they put no effort into being a man
thats every pathetic incel in this thread

>>212319575
Yeah mate, we should just close our borders, it's not the english who are the invaders, it's the immigrants who just survived the sea.

>>212319541
She was a criminal herself. The Kenyan dad sounds like the good guy in this case

>>212319564
We usually play a bit of Animal Crossing: New Horizons or Mario Kart World together but she's been in Spain for a few months and doesn't have a lot of time for those extended gaming sessions

>>212319575
>Italy is getting woged hard right now
and you going there would only make things worse so you prefer to spare them of your presence
i respect that

Land of the free lol

sad little man logging in

>>212319682
yeah free to get shot lmao

Too hot to pull up my shorts

>>212319623
Do you also remember getting your PS1 mod chipped so it could play pirated games?

>>212319682
Home of the whopper

We're not sorry!

>>212319668
you seem a bit mindraped

can’t wait till i move out sister is such an evil horrible moody cow
so is my mum

just right gloomy presences to be around. constantly moaning at me. don’t you ever get sick of it man just bore off

>>212319721
no true tho is it

>>212319721
remember that story of the refugees settled in the hebrides and they fucking complained about it?
my rorke origin story that

Played animal crossing on mobile once with the exberg once when you could upload images to decorate the inside of your house so she put an arse pic across the wall of the house as a surprise

>>212319711
wonder what's popping in Spain that took all her free time

>>212319710
If this lad isnt a scaffolder and weekend coke dealer im going to be very disappointed

Went to kirkcaldy today, it's a dump

almost 100k in the bank and still cant afford a 1 bed flat

sad little man logging on

>>212319721
germany seems like a leftypol paradise

>>212319709
no I had an N64. probably the start of being a outcast freak

>>212319659
i don't need to put effort into being something i already am

Would you be ok with your gf if she told you she was dogpilled?

Actually i need to get a fresh trim today

>>212319661
The fuck are you on about?
The English have not invaded Italy.
>>212319674
My dad could still get citizenship since his grandparents were born Italy, he would just need to get all the documents in order

>>212319741
Maybe stop being useless

>>212319756
i would too if i had to be around scottish "people"

>>212319608
>you won’t move your entire life to some random undecided place for some hairbrained idea that would likely fail massively? guess your political opinions are invalid bro

>>212319776
freak

sad little man checking in

ACTIVEEEE

>>212319833
Activeee

>>212319811
hebrideans are gaels thougbeit
scrotes on the mainland are beady eyed saxons

>>212319740
How so?

odious little worm of a man checking in

>>212319498
>white mother
>no father
oh dear

>>212319765
Grow some balls and get a clue. You could turn that into a mill within a year. Easy.

>>212319608
But we don't want an ethnostate

We want a White planet.

are brits genuinely about to get range banned by the government?

>>212319794
>1oI7S2Z (1)
>(1)

got called a grotesque abomination outside shoe zone

Yappy birds

>>212319864
How?

>>212319868
yeh

>>212319864
yeah how then?

>>212319868
Perhaps

>>212319868
I'd say about 60% chance we're blocked by the end of the year.

>>212319794
what do you have against white women?

>>212319498
lol

>>212319868
There's a decent chance

I want to live in eastern Poland
I already live in the lush verdant hills of Appalachia but it’s quite shit to actually live here

>>212319868
25th of July

Brazil going in the filter. He posts absolutely nothing of value. I haven't even filtered Ziedbelg, that's how bad you are.

>>212319885
Mr Honey, is that you?

>>212319896
______ & ____
bad news

>>212319710
Hate this picture, so deano it makes me sick

>>212319885
last time i went in waitrose some posh bitch asked me if i was lost

>>212319904
>>212319906
Doesnt matter you aint got the minerals anyways

will you be getting vpns? how wide a net are they casting? what other good stuff will be affected?

you aint
got no
back
bone

>>212319932
hull mentioned
>>212319947
sacked tranny ahhh post

>>212319896
Keke Palmer got cancelled for defending and associating with a bunch of rapist and abusers (all black men)

>>212319885
went feral during one of the lockdowns and was approached by a homeless charity person when in reality i was just on my incel walk

>>212319498
>this got glowing positive reviews from critics

outlaw ofcom

>>212319947
fucking lol

sisterberg is 38 next week. mad that.

we need a contingency plan for the end of /brit/
its too significant to lose

Keir, chosen one, Keir.
Keir, brilliant one, Keir.
Brings the bounty to the plain through the torment, through the rains,
Progress, knowledge show no fear,
Keir, chosen one, Keir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbxAsdR0QI

>>212319928
you want me to beg honey xx

>>212319868
it's more likely they would be range banned by 4chan to avoid penalties
but it's not happening either way

miss honey off matilda could get it

>>212319947
Get some elocution lessons next time you peon

sucking a lemonade

bee gees - how deep is your cunt

I heard you want your hymen back

>>212319917
nun I cud do

Today's to do
>gym
>arm pump
>fresh trim
>housemusic
>summer vibe

>>212319947
you got sent flying back to your council housing estate, utter povvo

>>212320006
kek I kept thinking of starmer too when watching that show

>>212320053
ha! stfu

Activeee

>4chan gets banned
>people buy passes and vpns
>/brit/ threads mysteriously appear again
>posts being made under british flags (thought they were banned???) or random jf flags talking like brits
>jannies ban them. passes banned/revoked. vpns no longer working
what then, you idiots?

>>212320002
mad her age in years now matches your weight in stone

>>212320033
My lesbo big sister once told me miss trunchbull was her awakening

>>212320002
mine's 50

cant wait for the last /brit/. im counting down the days

>>212320067
erm

>>212320076
i think it over

>>212320076
that implies the jannies actually care

>>212320002
>>212320091
>Kids someday

Rebecca Ferguson causing a scandal

never having a bottom floor street facing bedroom again would genuinely rather be homeless

haven't had sunlight in my room for months because I don't want strangers walking past and staring in to me hunched over /brit/ in my incel lair

>>212320076
why would they be banned?

>>212320096
yeah?

must've been a sexual emergency

>>212320048
just looked that song up
sounds proper shite

>>212320115
saucy minx

>>212320111
she has two boys

>>212320141
til it fell off

>>212320126
Scream ktim

*makes israel and jews seethe just by existing*

>>212320076
You only need the VPN to access the site
Turn it off when you post

Strange to think on the day of the ban when we all disappear for a bit some yank will still make a /brit/ and a bunch of jf's will just sit around talking about us all for a bit

>>212320111
she has kids

some minges were friggen with my phantom sense plug again in VR chat :/

>>212320180
my mans got a paint brush *skull face*

I haven't felt like wanking or feeling amorous at all since i made out with the autistic girl
What gives? Did she curse me?

average annual income here is like £30k
landberg still charges £850 for a room in a shared house

>>212320202
>>212320202
>>212320202

>>212320181
Can you detail this for me in the event I need to do this soon?

>>212320210
Its a dagger actually

>>212320115
sexo

>>212320217
kill yourself spamming freak

>>212320141
why's this lass wearing a demon sigil?
there's nothing "off" about her is there?

>>212320093
you'll miss us

>>212319917
>dogs see roastbeef

>>212319682
Free to go through the prison system and become a systemic asset, risking a very likely early death