Thread 212319550

lidl sold me not one but TWO batches of woooden chicken breasts.....now i ve developed a fear of eating chicken....why are germans like this??

>>212319550 (OP)
>wooden chicken breasts
wut?

>>212319582
look it up i had no idea either, but its literally chicken made out of wood that lidl puts in packaging as a prank

>>212319870
lay off the pregabalin

>>212319893
STOP SPEAKING GERMAN YOU NAZI FUCK

i wasted my ciabbita(first time i got them right after successive failures) made with expensive caputo flour just for this to happen this is UNACCEPTABLE

>>212319550 (OP)
i also went to lidl this evening

>>212322335
what did you buy?

>>212322420
tons of stuff to make pasta sallads for the entire week plus a loaf of bread thanks for asking :)

>>212322834
i hope you didn't buy chicken

>>212322924
i did buy their pre shreded bbq spiced one

>>212319582
i think he's talking about "woody breast" where the unnatural growth rate of chickens jammed full of hormones and high protein feed causes the muscles of the breast to harden to a chewy dry texture when cooked

>>212322994
its over! the two batches i had bought were from different months one was from early may the other i jad bought two weeks ago and both were woody so it must be an apidemic all over europe

>>212323458
but those botched batches are ear marked for southern europe everybody knows that!

>>212324111
NOOOOO!

>>212324263
but seriously if the chicken tasted like what the american anon described it i would go return the chicken. YOU DID TAKE THE RECEIPT RIGHT ANON?

>>212324355
return a half eaten cordon bleu?

wooden chicken is not real, but the ghost of the Lidl frozen aisle is real, I’ve seen it, it laughed at me because I was buying cucumbers and mayonnaise (coincidence).

>>212319550 (OP)
B-b-but lidl is the only shop that I shop at

>>212324573
its different for americans because you ve perfected the formula of feeding your chickens carcinogens and steroids to make them as big as elephants

>>212324540
whats the ghost's top three must try frozen products?

>>212324710
he likes the cubed spinach the most, he is attracted to geometry.

>>212324710
Macadamia& caramel ice cream; "Dulce de leche" ice cream; And weird quark cheese from hell

>>212325681
i once bought the italiamo zabaglione ice cream

>>212324682
What are you gonna do about it

We only have Aldi here

>>212325964
Aldi is the soulless version of Lidl, it doesn’t even have hauntings or cellulose chicken.

>>212325945
stop eating chicken altogether

>>212325964
i remember they had some addicting tresor knockoffs which everyone in my class would eat as snacks

>>212325964
And Trader Joes (Aldi Nord), your Aldis are As ldi Süd.

You have Lidl too in the east coast. I just opened their website and couldn',t help the chucke

>>212326065
But brother, I never buy chicken from lidl, I go there for the crossaints and the cheap tomatoes

>>212325964
Aldi sucks balls, you need to have a quarter with you at all times if you want to get a shopping cart

>>212325905
Now you have an evil Italian spirit(>>212324754) trying to convince you to build a cromlech with frozen spinach cubes

>>212326290
you can ask the cashier for a chip

>>212326290
They removed that mechanism here after the pandemic in all the small grocery stores, just big surface like Carrefour or Auchan (Imagine something comparable to a Walmart) still use them.

>>212326367
its italiamo week again

>>212326456
Italiamo is legit nigga, they have niche shit like capers?

>>212326557
Yes they have but I can pick from my yard if I want to

Is this the designated schizo thread?

Lidl is good food. We sometimes they can be there. Sometimes they don't have the most important things and I am not sure if they have any other options for sale. I tried to eat my face with their soy claws that scuttled doing the ground but they kept guessing the most important. You can't trust Jews

>>212327247
Go back to sleep

>>212327396
Than you grok

>>212319550 (OP)
I went to Italian grocery store, and I recognized the word for shrimp. Turns out it was some sort of vegetarian soystrocity.