>PUT YOUR SEAT BELT OTHERWISE YOULL MAGICALLY FLY OUT OF YOUR CAR!!!!

that’s not the point

>>212325773 (OP)
brown hands typed this

>>212325793
>that's not the point

>>212325773 (OP)
Please drive into something really hard.

I had to do this to my GF
I don't give a shit, you can be stupid all you want, just don't make me responsible for your dipshittery

>>212325773 (OP)
O think it's funny how they make such a fuzz about wearing a seat belt while something 100x more dangerous such as riding a motorcycle is legal.

>soyjak threads in 2020 + 5

>NO SIR YOU CANNOT DRINK AND DRIVE EVEN THOUGH YOU DRIVE BETTER UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL

>>212325773 (OP)
Moron, have you never heard of spontaneous combustion? The purpose of wearing a seat belt in a car is to ground yourself in a car filled with explosive ions, thereby reducing the chances of a reaction between the human internal energy field and the ions of the car's field to zero. The supposed protection against injuries resulting from road accidents is only an indirect result. Learn physics before criticizing something you have no idea about.

>>212325926
I was really expecting an American flag.
I didn't realize this bullshit was infectious.

>>212325926
>THE CAR IS FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES!!!!! WHA- WHAT YOU MEAN?!!! LIKE EVEN THO ITS BASICALLY A 70MPH BOMB IT MEANS ITS TOTALLY SAFE ONLY WHEN YOU WEAR A PIECE OF FABRIC OKAAAAYYYYY?!!

>>212325987
I was actually expecting a Indian flag, considering the feces left by your post in this thread. Please wash your hands before touching the keyboard.

>>212325773 (OP)
>NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IN REVERSE AGAINST THE DIRECTION OF THE TRAFFIC, EVEN I YOU FACE IN THE SAME DIRECTION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

>>212326038
Fiberoptic cable won't transmit my flaming diarrhea, must be someone still on a Direct Shit Line connection.
>t. Zhang Wei

Cars are dangerous, don't drive cars. Only I should be driving. I will risk my life for the sake of humanity.

>>212326023
No, cars are not filled with explosives - but you are. The human body has internal energy that enters into resonant vibrational processes of interaction of information exchange with the environment, and since a car is an object of increased resonant activity (due to the fact that it consists of many processes of reactions of substances and many moving parts that send a great many high-frequency antiresonant micro-oscillations into the field), then when driving a car, a person must ground himself to prevent the collision of his vibrations with the ionic vibrations of the car, which collision leads to spontaneous combustion of the person.

>>212326126
You're the best, Kjetil. My Tibetan food's ready for pickup.

>>212326140
The dihydrogen monoxide in your blood is resonating with the 5G microwaves. Your sacrifice will be both noble and very, very messy.

>>212326184
It is very obvious that you do not understand anything about physics, excuse my French. You are making a great mistake, the stupidest son of simpletons, equating all vibrations together. Microwaves are different, and they affect the resonant microvibrations of the human body's energy field in different ways, which react differently to these resonant vibrational interaction processes, and thus lead to completely different consequences. Microwaves can be good, bad, and ugly (whoever understands - will understand). Good microwaves are inherent in such objects as microwave ovens, hypnotic tools and the 5G technologies you mentioned that influence the human information field information network. Such waves are useful, since they harmonize with the resonances of the human body's field, entering into mutual resonant microrelationships with them. The second waves are bad, such as, for example, those emitted by a damaged microwave oven. The point is that bad microwaves vibrate in the opposite direction, destroying the harmony of the energy fields around them, working on the principle of the wave effect. Ugly microwaves are just ugly, they are neither useful nor particularly harmful, although a large accumulation of such waves can lead to illnesses, for example, radioactive background. Please, I ask you again, stop writing about what you do not know.

>>212325883
show me one who does?

>>212326440

>>212326440
Was this written before the liquids in your body, trapped in constructive interferent resonance with the surrounding EM field, boiled and ruptured your skull... or after?

>>212326633
Me

>>212325926
>>212326038
>>212326140
>>212326440
high quality content

https://theync.com/houston-we-have-liftoff-in-colombia.htm

>TRYING TO REACH 88 MILES PER HOUR TO INITIATE TIME TRAVEL IS NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR SPEEDING IN A SCHOOL ZONE
>STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE SIR

>>212325926
>>212326038
based

>>212328502
Your vibrations are 95 cents higher than your surroundings. Enjoy being a flat minor 2nd, and a sandy cunt first.

>>212328041
cool. race me while drunk, i dare you.

>>212325841
Careful anon, look at his flag.

>>212326038
bodied that freak