Thread 212330126

Canada Day edition

>>212328477

instead of a bum, which is what i am

the average person only experiences 2-3 truly kino moments in their entire life

what is canada day about? ours is our independance, but i don't know a whole lot about canada.

>>212330181
borderline sovereignty?

I will be purchasing this car for 8K tomorrow
Thoughts ?

>>212330203
top up the blinker fluid

>>212330126 (OP)
yes Canada Day, the little known brother of Charlie Day

>>212330203
Could break tomorrow anyway. 2k shit box or nothing for me

>>212330203
dis wit a bottle of henny

>>212330217
Arguably the least stable Day brother.

>>212330181
basically just a bunch of fake gay shit, LARPing as a real country when we're still under Britain's thumb with a monarch as our head of state

Trudeau's father renamed it from Dominion Day to Canada Day after passing legislation in 1982 that accelerated the destruction of Canada and passing a "Constitution" that is basically worth as much as used toilet paper

Canada Day isn’t acknowledged in the Philippines

>>212330203
Far too expensive to maintain the car.

I'm afraid I have to learn, adjust, compete until I die
Why is the human life so depressing

>>212330217
He is a white italian man

I beat the shit out of my wife. she divorced me after that. then i went gay for a while

>>212330251
kino

Not all heroes wear capes...

>>212330203
It's German, so i am scared. What is the reliability of that model?

>>212330203
hope you aren't a wrenchlet

Gonna go to sleep soon. Please let me dream of something good

I like to eat pussy but ONLY when it's degrading and humiliating

>>212330236
My mechanic has spent his whole career working on german cars
Hes also agreed to give me free European oil for it

>>212330126 (OP)
Canada day is CANCELED

ooh it's a bomber episode of forensic files. these are always my favorites. it's morbid, i know, but bombers are very interesting to me. they always have some agenda, and are smarter because they have to know how to make the thing. and i like hearing about how the mail services either catch them, or fail to because of some bit of sneakiness on the killer's part.

Orange man is just as senile as Biden was

https://youtu.be/Yp8o35zahgo

My name is Jackie and I'm fucking backie

>>212330240
real nipponbro?

In bed at 9:08pm

Glass of milk to sip
Isekai light novel on my phone

>>212330312
Average Philly denizen

Are you supposed to tip the girl after sex in America?

but I did eat breakfast

>>212330336
What a preposterous notion!

>>212330339
but how would you feel if you HADN'T eaten breakfast?

>>212330311
What's the name of the episode?

>>212330303
What's wrong with American oil?

>>212330325
Yup

>>212330360
you don't understand
I ate breakfast this morning. I eat breakfast every morning

>>212330336
How else would the sperm run out?

EEEEEEHHHHHHHHH......

CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS
I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW WISH RIGHT NOW...

>>212330380
certified hood classic

can women love?

>>212330363
Slightly different viscosity, pH, and smoke point in my experience.

>>212330368
Imagine you didn’t eat breakfast one day

ah yes the white race...

>>212330363
German cars only take European oil

>>212330374
Are there any well know openly gay NFL players?

>>212330363
"line of fire", season 6, episode 17 it says.

>>212330374
It's not just football, it's an opportunity for your corporation to publicly state that you support pedophiles and assfucking. AIDS, cum eating, and all other sorts of depraved gay shit. The NFL and NHL are proud supporters of gays eating shit.

I've never had a job
Because I've never wanted one

>>212330414
Aaron Rodgers

squad up
where we droppin, boys?

German cars be like: American oil has way too much viscosity for my engine.

>>212330364
welcome, enjoy your stay

This man is my messiah

>>212330421
Age?

>>212330249
You let him be OP :/

>>212330420
Your coprophagia doesn't make you gay. Your lust for cock makes you gay.

>>212330419
>>212330400
What's '120k'?

this thread is just a bunch of bots now

>>212330458
no I didnt, I went and took a shit. Dumb retards followed him here in stead of making a non pedo new

>>212330471
starting now

>>212330454
This man destroyed Europe.

>>212330471
shut up terrone

Another day checking my email hoping Carmax would have my car ready. . .

>>212330417
Ty, anon. I will watch it before I go to bed.

>>212330513
WHAT KIND OF CAR DIDJA GET?

>>212330492
Jews and the countries they controlled (USA, France, UK, soviet Union) destroyed europe

>>212330432
heavy arms is my gundam, but i like quatre. he's such a good, nice guy.

2 more weeks

>>212330432
Are these twinks supposed to look tough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZTbnUJ-m2U
skip to 16:15

My legs are extremely sore
Please don't reply with "boo hoo nigga"

>>212330529
Stalin was a Jew? Certainly explains all the writers, doctors, and educators he had publicly executed.

>>212330593
I'm so sorry that happened to you bubba :(

>>212330593
boohoo nigga

I wonder how many hot dogs I could fit in my asshole

most heterosexual pinoy

woah for my next trip I'm going to South Africa, looks amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wndBMavuI

>>212330593
boo hoonigga

>>212330600
He was not but he married one and had half jewish children and spoke fluent Yiddish

The contest grand prize winner has been picked and it wasn't me why has God forsaken me

>>212330641
If I had Jewish kids, I'd continue the pogroms too.

>>212330644
playing the lotto is a sin

>>212330529
Hitlers chimpout not only weakened the entirety of Europe, it killed millions of Europeans and led to the creation of Israel. Face it, Adolf killed the white race but you don't care since you are brown.

>>212330655
I'm not playing the lotto

>>212330631
if you know that it's more than one, you have serious matters to sort out in your life, not the least of which is the waste of food.

90% of this sport is just pointing at the ref and asking them to give a penalty like basketball

A lot of westoiDs travel to the Philippines to have sexual relations with the women and sometimes ladyboys, Brits do that a lot for some reason. The women are pretty ugly here and a lot of fatties now too

>>212330644
What was the grand prize?

Alexander the great and Genghis Khan are considered respected figures of history but in the modern age people would be launching soyed out Twitter campaigns against them

>>212330701
A bunch of rare holo cards that go for 500+ dollars

>>212330697
>a lot of fatties now too
sounds good. i'll come over and sumo wrestle them.

>>212330697
how does flipland compare to thailand for sex tourism?

>>212330709
Being buried alive is pretty soy.

>>212330696
Oof. Nice kissable lips. Not talking about her face obviously

>>212330709
in what universe is genghis respected? he raped and pillaged everywhere he went

>>212330697
Only old farts and/or people who can't get laid in their home countries travel to the Philippines for sex.

>>212330676
Hitler fought to keep europe white and free from jewish control
All of our problems from transgenderism to mass migration are a result of him not being successful in his crusade against world jewry

>>212330709
Nah, they'd be dead or enslaved before touching a computer or a phone ever again

>>212330725
That's only memed now and people admire him for having a pluralist empire

Gayson about to chimp out about white supremacy again
this gon be fun

Managed to trick a girl into dating me. Just realized I'm always happy these days. Got rid of depression too. It was literally that easy.

i havent been able to drink or smoke for weeks because of acid reflux
i miss wine and rum so much

>>212330719
I’ve heard they are similar but I don’t know

Some of you niggas never heard of the Haavara agreement and it shows.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement

>>212330727
Germans are pretty weird, they like to come and knock up young girls

BASED CUNT

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751360645074950.webm

>>212330631
>>212330690
The rectum is about 6" long, and anything flexible inserted past that point can enter into the sigmoid colon which is about 15" long. The anus can stretch to a 6" diameter without ripping as long as it's done slowly.
If you take your time with it... packing just the rectum... 3/4" x say 8" hot dogs... that's 8 across... 45 just in the chute itself. 90 if you really want to giver.

Imagine not wanting to cum into prime age pinoy pussy.

>>212330743
careful anon, nothin destroys a mfer faster than deriving all his self worth from some pussy. a girl should compliment you as a man, not define you.

>>212330729
He knew he would fail. He shook the nest anyway.

>>212330779
100%. That's why I am staying home tn studying for a better job. But I keep thinking abuot her which has become somewhat of a distraction tbf

Doesn't look very good for the only Sexican team left in the tournament.

>>212330774
imagine if your mother read this.

>>212330752
Hitler supported Arabs and the Palestinians

>>212330765
A Ukrainian cunt tried to do that to me he even pulled out his passport like I was suppose to kiss his ass after I found out that he's from Ukraine lol

>>212330798
I'd be impressed. She's been dead for a bit.

>>212330778
Age of consent used to be 13 but they raised it to 16 because of all the western pedos who were taking advantage

>>212330822
That's no way to talk to your father.

Day 3 of nofap successfully completed. Day 4 begins

>>212330824
sounds antisemitic everyone knows the nazis planned to murder all da j00z right from the start this was their master plan for always it was 100% extra murder of everyone

>>212330831
6:45 in the evening
>day 4 begins

>>212330836
Think.
Punctuate.

>>212330818
oh. i'm sorry, i didn't mean hit a painful spot.

Any pro Palestine chads online ?

Can we get chicken wings?

>>212330525
2017 Lincoln Continental

>>212330843
i just literally can't even when i read antisemtiismsms it reminds me of da holocaust and da six gorillionz nevar forget

>>212330849
then aim for the prostate

>>212330197
this is a third world chan

>>212330854
We have chicken wings at home.

>>212330888
You can have em

Latina hips don't lie.

>>212330492
America hates Europe

>>212330892
10.5th crusade when?

>>212330888
biggest most repulsive hip dips ive ever seen

Bow to the Holy Empire of Football(Soccer), CTEball heathen!

>>212330862
oh for goodness sake lmao were you even being serious? i thought i had really might have hurt your feelings. you're just playing with me. quit it, i'm as gullible as travels.

Nobody watched my streamable

i made the best wings ever in the air fryer

>>212330933
Gay and tarded

refusing to own poorly made chinese small appliances is just one of the many ways i fight jewish consumerist influence on a daily basis

>>212330839
Yes, I fapped at 9:45pm 3 days ago. Any problem?

>>212330975
Me when I buy jawline gum from china that I'm sure is loaded with microplastics

When you look back at history does it make you sad for what could’ve been, or inspire you to strive for what could be?

>>212330959
What sauce

>>212330945
start again? i'll join

>>212330997
Neither
Tis what tis

The cringiest thing about soccer is how much they try to emulate yuropoors, with shit like "Inter Miami" and "Real Salt Lake", or the "Canadian Premier League". It's so fucking cringy.

you're tearing me apart

>>212331021
thats why you take the USLC pill

>>212331007
https://streamable.com/hbu9jh
It's not a live thing, I just can't make webms very well. There must be something to it I'm missing, but they always end up like 200mb. People used to like the ones I posted so I thought I'd do more

Nobody wants to watch midgets play grass fairy thirdie ball bullshit

>>212331037
unfortunately they do, thats the whole reason MLS hasnt tanked in viewership in the last 2 years

wyd in the BBCrooms?

BROS MY PACKAGE FINALLY ARRIVED
https://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34

For me it’s 10 sets of bench and calling it a day

Professional sports are nothing but a negro worship festival

im back

it's funny that tranny is one of the generic insults on here now. it doesn't happen that often but it's pretty funny when someone has to find another name to call you because they can't use tranny because they literally are one.

>>212331075
You're black
Let me guess your nigga ass was watching the telly again

>>212331036
Looks fun and comfy. Thank you for letting me experience the nice outdoors through you

>>212331060
was it really tape?

>>212331050
someone who goons to cuck porn would probably enjoy being stuck in the blackedrooms

Post more, I have something to do after this thread dies.

>>212331111
Dub quads…

Is Urkel still with us or is he in a better place now?

N

>>212331126
he's twitter famous now

just found out that sweden has ~66% more billionaires per capita than we do
very concerning

>>212331141
y'all need to rob they asses

good game well played

>>212330126 (OP)
I wonder if Japan could fix its demographics

>>212331136
I remember his post that blew up on Twitter I don’t remember his name tho and didn’t know if he’s still here

>>212331086
>You're black
no

>watching the telly again
yeah

>>212331141
>its real
literally how

>>212331082
I find it funny when cuck is used as a casual insult. Like having some random argument and suddenly someone drops "you like when other men fuck your wife." It's just so left field.

A horrific new DOJ Inspector General report details how federal prison guards are chaining inmates to beds and chairs for weeks at a time, which has resulted in severe injuries and death. For example, one inmate suffered injury requiring the amputation of part of the inmate’s limb after being kept in restraints for over 2 days. Another inmate appears to have been tortured to death. According to the DOJ-OIG report, that unnamed inmate was restrained for more than two days. Then, he was released for two hours—only to be pepper-sprayed and returned to his restraints for another five hours before he was found dead. Other inmates were placed in “ambulatory restraints”—whichare defined as “approved soft and hard restraint equipment which allow the inmate to eat, drink, and take care of basic human needs without staff intervention”—for weeks on end.

This is the lowest number I can think of

>>212331192
I wonder why he's in prison and why he's being restrained constantly and then pepper sprayed when he's only out for 2 hours surely nothing to do with his behaviour though.

>>212330943
My mom is and remains dead, but you didn't kill her, so I don't know why you'd think I'd be upset with you.
You're cute when you blush.

>>212331196
For me, it’s 1/∞

>>212331172
no civilized nation will ever unfuck their birthrates. its an irreversible decline starting in our lifetime
the most closely related statistic to fertility isnt money, it isnt hours worked, it isnt lack of child care, it isnt religion, its the education level of women.

The moment they gained agency this was inevitable. Im not even saying this from an incel point of view. Allowing people to govern their own lives is better than forcing them to be breeding cattle so the line will continue to go up but even if we lived in a star trek post scarcity society we still would not be at replacement birthrate because the very heart of the issue is even if all their needs were provided for the modern woman would rather have a career and a "life" than raising a kid

ima bee ima bee ima ima ima bee

pork ribs tomorrow

>>212331268
On an individual level, the fertility rate of women in relation to level of education is U-shaped. Low education grugs have lots of kids, middle class bachelor degree holders have few kids, and PhD ladies have lots of kids. To some extent, this points to the middle class getting crushed, rather than it being women’s education related

eating hot dogs and fried chicken right now

Firework factory just blew up where I live killing 3 people.
https://x.com/KConservativ63/status/1940225399998631949/video/1
https://x.com/TheNewsTrending/status/1940233634281340970/video/1

>>212331214
They just can't help themselves. So anti authority and conditioned to a life with no consequences that when confronted with the supreme authority they literally can't keep themselves from getting killed

A society that values its citizens having kids can make the birth rates above replacement with enough policy changes. Most societies value line go up for big business over birth rates so will make women work and import third worlders for labor to be cheap

>>212331341
vaxxed?

I’m hella tired

>>212331341
great, right when yolo's in a red flag warning

>>212331347
Raising children is too expensive for the state. Healthcare costs, education costs, etc. Much cheaper to import a trillion jeets for free! (if you don’t consider that they’re a lifetime net tax burden and will be the doom of our civilization if not mass deported)

>>212331341
>California
honestly kind of deserved ngl

>>212331361
Get hella sleep tonight bro

>>212331318
at least in the US this is not true
cohort numbers from this chart are years the woman was born

some timesi think about all the struggling asian girls out there in the world and i wish i was right there with them feeling their pain and offering them comfort

The elite treat the US as an economic zone more than a nation anymore. Their brainwashing completely effective at destroying the minds of some on the right, and most on the left and liberal side, as evident in the anti ICE marches of citizens defending their cheap labor replacements. A culture that values its people and nation as it is supposed to be would have no issues with birth rates, there would be no greater act for a woman than to bear children. For now the dominant culture is here and now, money money money, career and cheap sex

i dont think im even going to win the tier 2 or tier 3 prizes its so over i got blown the fuck out i waited an entire month for nothing

>>212331415
you could fly to china right now and comfort all their lonely women

>>212331440
i dont got the money

>>212331407
here is the source if anyone was interested in it
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/23780231241261610

keep in mind that this is only measuring fertility of women 40 and older which is why the numbers look fairly optimistic compared to current official numbers.

>>212331447
ask your mom for the money

>>212331196
ε

>>212331433
>defending their cheap labor replacement
I hope that they live to see the people they rioted for telling them to get lost when they finally get the majority. If for no other reason than to serve as a warning to future nations that might have the same problem

>>212331345
good riddance then

>>212331461
it's not gonna happen plus i dont know chinese and they dont want it

Hallmarks of a Jewish shill of the Left: “Being against Israel is fascist-coded” “We may not like it, but we must support Zionist politicians because otherwise the Right will kill us all” Hallmarks of a Jewish shill of the Right: “Being against Israel is brown-coded” “We may not like it, but we must support Zionist politicians because otherwise the Left will kill us all” They want Gentiles in a misguided paralysis where we can’t effectively challenge the system. Don’t take the bait.

>>212331450
not cool i need support in this moment

>>212331439
Prizes for what?

>>212331485
for a twitter contest

>>212331476
they want it, you just have to be yourself

>Hey, let's all talk out of our asses and pretend that only theoretical absolutes exist on the wide spectrum of humanity.
Never change, /cum/

Ohhh Manchester
So much to answer for

im starving and momberg said no to making a sweet treat i cant take it anymore

>>212331506
no they dont plus no chinese and money

>>212331521
>>212331450

>>212331347
norway pays you to have children, provides virtually free childcare, and gives you the option of 49 weeks of parental leave at 100% pay or 59 weeks at 80% pay and their fertility rate is 1.4
the genie isnt going back in the bottle brother

>>212331508
It's better than hearing Brian talk about hexing people.

I DECREE TODAY THAT LIFE IS SIMPLY TAKING AND NOT GIVING

>>212331521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ltXzAWItTxI

>>212331472
Future nations will have the same hubris as we did, looking back at Rome being consumed by barbarians from the inside and thinking we could tame our own barbarians. Most nations in Europe had the chance to look at the US and all the problems black people caused throughout it and still let in plenty of third world people. Canada opened the flood gates for themselves with the same thinking that it will work for them because the systems in place are just better than the stupid Americans

China needs to become the new global hegemon already

>>212331535
this is so me in this moment

>>212331534
england is mine it owes me a living

>>212331407
>In the United States, women with a bachelor’s degree average 1.284 children apiece, while those with a master’s degree average 1.405, and those with a doctorate or professional degree average 1.523.1 Admittedly, women whose education ends short of the bachelor’s degree have even more children than PhD holders: as education goes up, fertility goes down, but only up to a point. And that point for American women is the bachelor’s; after that, as education goes up, fertility increases.
https://ifstudies.org/blog/do-the-more-educated-want-fewer-children

>>212331546
spinster is that you?

>>212331547
>wanting the country with the 996 workweek to have more influence
"no"

>>212331563
No

>>212331575
you have long hair like a woman

4th if july is soon, you niggas got the meat and fireworks ready?

Tonight's sustenance

>>212331582
i got the condoms and lube ready for the gay orgy in fort lauderdale

>>212331583
at least spread the chips out in the sandwich

>>212331569
We have a shit work culture and it hasn't transferred to the countries that leech off of us

>>212331583
beyond grim

>>212331543
>Canada opened the flood gates for themselves
Ackchyually, the floodgates were opened on us by hostile foreign Jews in our government, or influencing the government behind the scenes; we didn’t do it to ourselves.

Example: the influential think tank/lobbying group called the Century Initiative, which seeks to bring in a hundred million thirdies by 2100, is run by a Jew named Mark Wiseman.

>>212331591
unc is gonna get a mouthful of chips before his dentures ever reach meat

>>212331583
>chips for dinner

>>212331528
There shouldn’t be a maternity leave. There should be a mass departure of fertile women leaving the work place completely. A mass deportation of third world workers there that depress wages and cause crime which only weakens citizens and makes them fearful of their children’s future. Go back to the 50s and 60s America where the median household income was worth more than today and were close to 1 breadwinner per household

>>212331583
I'm probably also gonna make sandwiches in like 20 mins

chips on bread is like dry on dry i cant imagine working

Blow my nigger faggot brains out NOW I am not asking

I hate how hard it is for me to find love and how hard it is to find friends

>>212331625
don't put plain chips

>>212331625
Gordo says this is his favorite sandwich.

In the nation of Indonesia, on the island of Borneo, there was a female orangutan named "Pony" who was found by villagers at a very young age. The village had Pony shaved clean, chained-up inside a brothel, forced to wear makeup, and made her perform sexual acts on (and with) the local men of the village. When she was finally rescued, she was so traumatized that she couldn't be rehabilitated, spending most of her time screaming and throwing feces at humans. She cannot sustain herself, she has no survival skills, she can't be taught survival skills at this point, and she'll never be able to be released back into the wild.

related

>>212331628
no, i think you're gonna live a good, long time.

People who hang things on their walls have different brain chemistry than I do

>>212331648
Sounds like Jason.

The nick avocado saga was actual kino

>>212331582
My street is having a block party

>>212331625
For me, the problem is that it’s starch on starch. Where’s the meat?

/cum/ is a hotbed of impending colon cancer based on the way you guys eat

>>212331656
im gonna hang your testicles on my wall

>>212331620
we are never going back to that because as a civilized society you cant just start taking away the rights of half your population without your government being overthrown

>>212331656
I have two flags on my walls and that's it

>>212331649
fuck not even a slice of ham or cheese for that?

>>212331625
It's not dry, there is mustard on one sandwich and spicy mayo on the other
>>212331623
What will you put on them? What kind of bread?

>>212331670
hang them on your chin
>>212331674
why? what was your motivation?

>>212331625
it's really good on sandwiches with sauces or enough moisture
something like ham + mustard + mayo + cheese + lettuce + tomato + chips

>>212331660
Was it really all a ruse? "Cause that's some Andy Kaufman type shit.
>>212331656
What do you mean?

>>212331659
WAY too soon.

You wouldn’t believe how ugly I am

>>212331656
do you not have any decorations up at all?
that sounds very offputting

>>212331620
Go to a culture that values quality over quantity, that values wellbeing of the nation and its citizens over wellbeing of the pockets of billionaires, that values the people that founded and built the nation over third worlders which rot it from the inside.

>>212331693
me two

>>212331656
i know what you mean

"Man" who can't get pussy: For the good of the race, we need to repeal the 19th amendment, ASAP!

>>212331511
That's a great song but it's about the moors murders which makes me hate women

>>212331691
Sorry, rest in power Jason-kun.

fuck ch*na btw
death to ch*na!

i tried a "chip butty"(why they can't just call it a fried potato sandwich is beyond me). it's good, but you have to be very careful, because as the fellow here said, if you do it wrong, it's drier than the desert. what i did when i made one was using a little bit of turkey stock on toasted bread, with a tiny scrape of mayo. that moistened it up, and turned it into a kind of 'mashed potato sandwich'.

>>212331690
>What do you mean?
I can not fathom ever hanging anything not entirely practical on my wall (a TV, dry erase board, etc.)
>>212331694
I have things that remind me of people I like and practical things and thats it. My girlfriend gave me a baseball shaped like a heart that sits next to my desk and a locket with our pictures in it so it looks like we're kissing when you close it

The government should celebrate by giving me more holidays

>>212331722
pride month wasnt enough for you?

>>212331710
bootlicking brownie

>>212331730
bodied that leaf

I’m a fan of Kai Cenat

>>212331730
That's not a holiday.

>>212331656
I put shit on my walls and now the room feels smaller

>>212331722
I wish Ontario would get its head out of its ass and make Remembrance Day a public holiday like the rest of Canada.

>>212331730
Sent that freak flying

>>212331793
>>212331793
New