What's the purpose of army in third world countries or small countries? Hey third worlders, is your army useful?

This video is hilarious

I'd like to completely get rid of our army but I don't trust you or Chileans not to invade us if we were to do that

>>212331080 (OP)
My sides

It's called deterrence, all countries nearby tend to have similar armed power, so others don't try anything stupid against them (minus some cases like Canadians, who give their butthole to Americans for free). They also help in case of infernal chaos, floodings, earthquakes, etc.

monke together strong

>>212331080 (OP)
Third worlders are the ones who need an army the most since their full of terrorist groups

God, that's hot

>>212331080 (OP)
makes me want to be a gay or lesbian. same sex relations seem more fun.

>>212331180
Not sure why countries like Colombia or Mexico use their army to fight the carteles, cuz here our armed forces can't get involved in any type of conflict within our territory. Thats what the federal forces are for (federal police, gendarmerie and prefecture that would be your coast guard).

>>212331278
Meme wars

>>212331080 (OP)
I thought this was the IDF at first.

>>212331195
>>>/lgbt/

>>212331385
Unfortunately it's taken over by troons. /int/ is the gay board

>>212331080 (OP)
Man, what a disaster. We need him back urgently

>>212331536
He's a coward and a prostitute and did nothing to improve our military other than raising the payments of upper officers

>>212331114
Why would Chileans invade you lmao???

>>212331080 (OP)
Free labor

>>212332664
Nigga they got like 50 F-16s and 500 tanks, I don't know what the fuck they're planning but it can't be good

>>212331080 (OP)
Because if only Americans are Actual World polices, small and third world wouldn't need an army.

>>212332721
Maybe attack Peru again lol

>>212331080 (OP)
This army is more useful in Onlyfans than in an actual war. They should open Onlyfans

>>212333127
They are banned if they create onlyfans

>What's the purpose of army in third world countries or small countries?

It's basically a government jobs program.

>>212331080 (OP)
thirdies need their militaries more than we do.
Our enemies are either hilariously underpowered or understand restraint
Thirdies and their enemies are frequently crackheads and would start some shit for less than nothing

>>212333207
Hot

sometimes they get narcos only for them to be released after a couple weeks or months

>>212333207
This is what American army do when peace lmao

>>212333656
It's not the only thing they do.

>>212333757
> you'll never fuck a tight boipucci while waiting for a possible enemy attack

Feels bad bros

>>212333757
Now this is hot af

>>212331080 (OP)
Probably the same as in 1st world countries: Make sure that even the biggest retard can get a job.
t. grew up near an army base

>>212331080 (OP)
gives young men something to do besides loiter and deal drugs

our army just kills cartels

>>212331080 (OP)
I can understand why they have armies but I won't understand why countries like Brazil have conscription, why waste so much time for young people they could spend more usefully studying or just working?

>>212335069
KEK!

to make you more SLAV(E)

>>212331080 (OP)
>What's the purpose of army
here you go

Hmmm...

>>212335771

>>212333207
armies seem to be gay mens paradise.

>>212331502
Here's the unfortunate truth: most "gays" on this board are larping trannies and women.

>>212331502
I thought that was /fit/

>>212335819
Israel, explain

>>212331080 (OP)
being corrupted and slave to bigger countries

>>212331080 (OP)
Making sure that frogs, krauts, slavs, arabs and turkroaches don't start yet another landgrab

>>212331114
I would invade you and Paraguay.

>>212337652
More like torture desu. So much temptation, cant act on it.

>>212331080 (OP)
>What's the purpose of army in third world countries or small countries?
Canon fodder for if someone tries to invade you, or more likely just a way to control the population more.

Nothing really. Its a third world humiliation ritual, nothing more than that. It is the biggest waste of time ever.

At least from my perspective. Dont know about normgroids but if the military war conscritpion is filled with people like me it will collapse within days cause all the MPs will get killed and all the young male population will be having backpack trips away from the war.

>>212340873
>Dont know about normgroids but if the military war conscritpion is filled with people like me it will collapse within days
I mean during wartime, during peacetime you just go along with it cause you know it will end at some point along with any desire to defend your country during wartime.

Mostly to supress the working class

>>212331080 (OP)
Pure fucking soul

>>212331080 (OP)
>PE lesson with early pension: the job
Why aren't you a soldier, /int/?

>>212331080 (OP)
shoot enemies of the country

>>212341279
>blow away months/years of your life doing literally nothing in exchange for minimum wage(read: enough to buy yourself a skateboard by the end of your service if you save it all up without using any)

buck breaking for young men essentially

>>212335069
more like your army is cartel collaborators

>>212335819
Israel can into BBC memes

Useful against ISIS, I guess. Besides that, our relations with Morocco and the niggers below us aren't very good

>>212335819
Russian jew and Israeli Jews.

>>212341922
My sides.