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Canada Gay edition

https://youtu.be/Aka5rV2SnWw
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"it's all made in the same factory" niggas be like

went hugely on the weights but didn't have any meat cause it was frozen

>>212331768
Yea. Also
>Ontario and Manitoba use the Red Ensign
>doesn't make most royal events, etc, holidays
Make it make sense.....

>>212331793 (OP)
>Canadgay edition
FTFY

My local supermarket has started to put the pronouns of their employees on their id tags.

>>212331851
One of my colleagues got a talking to from HR because he used the word slave when talking about juneteenth

>>212331877
Is it because he said “slave” and not “enslaved person”

kinda wild how the russia/ukraine thing is still going on. misread of the century by puters

Racist

>>212331852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iI-ysibI-0

>>212331851
They're like a decade late to this phenomenon

>>212331892
Nothing ever happens

>>212331812
she probably gives the sloppiest blowjobs...

>>212331892
I was going to say an opinion, but I decided against it

>>212331888
freedomly challenged person

>>212331888
He told the HR rep he wanted to make her his BWC slave to celebrate abolition (she's a BIPOC).

>>212331888
No idea, I wasn't involved in the conversation obviously. But in our line of work the word slave has plenty of legitimate uses so idk how that works. So does master, we use that all the time but they don't get uppity about that one

It ain’t got no gas in it
Mhm

So what's next for us

>>212331892
I think saddam wins that award desu. He went all in on intimidation and ended up losing everything for it. Then getting hanger after living in a hole for who knows how long

>>212331906
There's a troon working there so that might be the reason.

I's kinda wants sumptin t'eat mhm

>>212331930
Do you work at a cotton plantation?

got one of those fancy 'in-the-back' extended kills in call of duty. went off perfect, none of his teammates were around to stop me. very satisfying, i almost never get those.

how canadian boys celebrate canada day :3

>>212331961
you got no BITCHES either

>>212331956
No, it's heavy industry

sometimes i still have trouble believing that gay people actually exist

>>212331994
They don't, it's all a ruse by the devil

>>212331994
How is it hard to believe?

>>212331994
imagine your bro being your lover

>>212331793 (OP)
Can Japan really fix this birthrate issue because whites in America have the same exact birth rate

Ashes to ashes

sometimes i still have trouble believing that incels actually exist

>>212331965
just let me have my moment. what do you wanna bring another guy down for? it was really cool, too. my guy gave him a couple quick stabs, then flips him back over and wheels around and caps him in the head. i forgot i even had that until i did it by accident.

>>212332012
FUNK TO FUNKY
WE KNOW MAJOR TOM'S A JUNKIE
strung out on heaven's hiiiigh, hitting an allll time low

>>212332002
Unfortunately Brian exists.
>>212332017
Unfortunately Jason exists.

>>212332003
seems positively insane the stuff they get up to

>>212332035
fair point

really tempted to ask momberg for dunkin donuts tomorrow i deserve it really

light dinner

Uh oh xisters, terrones not gonna like this one!

>>212332066
a picture paints a thousand words

Just seent a lefty conspiracy theory that the government is shackling immigrants and dropping them out of planes into the ocean lmao

>>212332080
that would be kind of based

>>212332080
umm chat is this true...

Sure, Canada can have its own day.
America can have the other 364 days.

>>212332017
Good women have high standards these days and most women are complete whores I wouldn’t even want to talk to and I just left swipe on them

>>212332080
There was some mystery meat brown girl behind the counter at the deli tonight (a very rare occurrence here) and I thought oh great some low IQ brownoid, fuck me.

anyways she fucked up my very simple order.

fuck sakes

gonna watch whiplash. heard it was good

>>212332058
do some chores. you'll either earn your desserts or be a good son. no way to lose.

>>212332031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTN_Hxgaofo
I like this cover

>>212332080
they should throw them into volcanoes

>>212332066
Based alert

what did everyone get up to today?

>>212332122
i did a lot of chores yesterday i was helping dadberg moves boxes for 5 hours

>somebody recommends me a channel
>female character pfp
>all the videos have thumbnails of drawn female characters
>they start talking
>its a guy
https://www.youtube.com/@RadicalSoda/videos

>>212332134
Trained newbie underlings for 8 hours at work

>>212332080
new gem just dropped

>>212332134
cooked dinner with my mother and shitposted here

just ate a turkey burger with medium cheddar on a tortilla

>>212332114
A girl that used to work at the coffee stand I always go to used to fuck up my order more often than she'd get it right. It was always the same thing, but it was usually not what I asked for and always different from the last so idk what she was thinking. Anyway it never really bothered me that much, but one day I saw some dude return a drink she gave him then waited awhile to get another one, and when I pulled up she was in tears. Kinda felt bad because I thought maybe if I had told her about all the times she fucked up my order she would have started paying attention long ago

>>212332147
>recommends me
Why do you niggers talk like this

>>212332134
got a book from the library, got tacos, and a CD for myself and dadberg's bday(later date)

>>212332134
Went to the park

>>212332167
i go out of my way not to correct people to screw them over in the long run

>>212332182
Because I have free will and a big cock

>>212332162
>MEDIUM cheddar

am i nuts, or did soda bottles used to have longer caps? or taller, rather. i don't know, i might be out of my mind, but i feel like i remember them being more the size of like... i dunno, a listerine cap? i can't remember if this was a thing, or i'm just imagining stuff.

>>212332134
Pub crawl and went to a heyahoyaheyahoyaheyahoya concert

>big bill has billions of dollars for ICE and what not
Might need to join the border control or ICE and get me some of that cashola

>>212332134
Woke up at 2 PM and read DragonBall

>>212332134
registered my car in my new state ($387 in DMV fees)
changed over my car insurance policy $1250 for 6 months because i had the audacity to file an $800 claim last year when i ran over an animal at night and fucked up the undercarriage of my car so I lost my 5 year accident free "discount" so now i pay twice as much until 2029 and have literally already lost money due to filing the claim and its only been a year

>>212332230
Haha imagine posing for this stock photo

>>212332233
Read something better

>>212332227
Apparently ICE only had 2 billion in funding until now. Now it will have 70 billion. How the fuck did it function with 2 billion

>>212332209
the store was out of sharp cheddar dude get off my back

>>212332241
Tomorrow I'll read Jojo

>>212331851
They’re about four years late to the party

>>212332134
Landscaped my property, shit looks great. Feels good being a land owner. Can't imagine how people must've felt owning land AND people back in the day.

>>212332248
Saying all this so certainly, the bill still has to go through the House again

>>212332254
b-b-b-based

Ive got a good feeling about Canada

>>212332209
For me, it's mild cheddar

>>212332269
And why is that

>>212332261
House bill had more funding, the Senate bill is the cucked version

I've got a bad feeling about Canada

>>212332237
Terry…

>>212332202
poor gators getting that mystery meat

>>212332269
I'm quite worried for Canada, actually

if canada collapses im gonna have so much gay sex

>>212332259
Manscaping my slave

Put a lasagna in the microwave for dinner but then mom surprised me by bringing home pizza so I had two dinners

>>212332294
Don't worry, we've got a plan.

Give me hope, Canada
Hope, Canada

3 year aged cheddar is peak

>>212332303
Why wait, I already had sex with a ladyboy today

>>212332321
that's cheating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1ikXt0aulU
Wow

>>212332320
I only eat 10+year old sharp cheddar
so dry it crumbles
nothing in the world is better

>>212332320
White cheddar makes me want to throw up, it's too cheesy

>>212332344
based

I'm a little sea horse plooooooookooooooo

Volkswagon should do an ad campaign where a german guy does wacky stuff in america in his volkswagon and at the end the people always ask him what's that and he always says das es ein volkswagon et wagons volks and then he jumps in it and peels out and they could pay fk to be the german man

Do you think colonial America had town rapists or is that an Eastern European cultural thing

>>212332325
How is that cheating?!

>>212332364
imagine punching her in the stomach as hard as possible

>>212332396
she'd probably moan

Erm
I took the gfberg's virginity today

I've got a horny feeling about Canada

>>212332377
Pre-industrial society had rape and violent crime everywhere

>>212332411
same :3

>>212332399
How much did she bleed

>>212332377
we never had town rapists in Slovenia. Or like boyars. Or people living in dugouts This was practically a part of Germany, dammit!

>>212332411
So did Trudeau

why are foids like this

>>212332134
Had some sex and went to chilis

>people actually work to make Jewish billionaires (who pretend to be white on twitter) richer
HAHAHAHAH

>>212332417
She didnt
She was insanely tight tho
It fucking hurt to get it in
Dude its not even hot being that tight

there is a subreddit called photoshoprequests that is just people requesting stuff photoshopped, at some point they started allowing people to post paid requests and then AI came along and now its gone from guys with actually photoshop skills to every post just being a jeet begging for money for their AI garbage that usually looks nothing like what the person wants or alters tons of details

I think its truly the perfect case study of the jeetification of the internet you can clearly see the the slow change in gradual steps more than anywhere else

>>212332446
warm her up with fingers breh

Prime hydration drinks erre 3 for 6 at the race trac
Drank 2 on thr way home and want the third

>>212332419
I thought Balkaniggers were big time rapists?

>>212332134
Work. Yesterday I predicted the traffic would be bad on account of high concentration of tourists and people unfamiliar with freeway driving for the holiday. There was some of that but not as bad as I thought. Breddy gud. Busy though. Healthcare system doesn't take a day off.

>>212332436
are you actually laughing, or are you just hitting "H, A, H, A" on your keyboard?

>>212332472
That was after i did that
She loosens up after a couple minutes and starts getting really wet
But man its legit hard to get it in at first
Im not even that hung

>Heat waves kill more people in Europe than the number of Americans who are killed by guns

LOL fucking europoors dying because they can't afford AC

>>212332496
there's no way this can be true

I took the BBC

>>212332519
I didn't think so either but it appears to be the case

>>212332524
enjoying the HIV?

>>212332527
that's genuinely embarrassing

>>212332524
are u my wife

I’ve never died of heat, personally

>>212332536
>>212332527
yes it is. also this includes suicides so the actual number is lower

Drank my 3rd prime
Just downed like 2500mg of electrolytes i suspect ill be shitting myself soon

If I were an upstanding citizen of Baltimore and I passed a beggar therein I might be inclined to say 'Well, it ain't BaltiLESS!'

>>212332533
*african shaman voice* an so in de end de black man had hees reeveenge by giving de white man aids dees is powaful lesson if u canno defeat ya enemies have sex wit dem instea

>>212332572
>prime
bro are you 9 years old

what percentage of vtubers are males pretending to be women?

niggas be like "SCREAMING" and they actually are screaming and stomping around and banging shit and they live upstairs

>>212332608
brampton

Ameribros, is this map accurate?

>>212332602
They were 2 for 6 bro
I also liked Logans us champion run in wwe

>>212332617
of course it's not who the fuck came up with this drek

lol

>>212332611
if someone writes that then he's probably a brit yob who's robbed an old lady of her purse before

>>212332628
Colin Woodard. He wrote a book about it.

>>212332617
Midlands is ridiculous
>New Jersey and New Mexico are the same region

Heard you want your country back? Bob Vylan has something to say about that

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751139201964530.webm

90s reoccurring snl bit idea, its an african villager in his hut running the only tv channel in africa and he does an advice corner where he's giving advice to other african villagers who send in letters to his show and its all stuff about voodoo and family members getting eaten by tigers

>>212332633
is this real

I should makena chess account that one trick ponies the caro kann and literally nothing else

>>212332645
I'm Slovenian and even I can tell LA ain't like Brownsville!

>>212332656
man am I glad we got an ocean separating us from the horde

>>212332656
why would anyone listen to this

>>212332683
self hating "white" europeans

>>212332644
more like colon woodTARD

I hate him and hate his stupid idea I hope he was trolling.

>>212332617
Not one bit, kek

browsing women’s clothing and accessories on facebook marketplace

>>212332685
that's dishonest use of capitalization!

>>212332703
planning on cross dressing?

Is there a lot of Dutch in America or is this map horseshit

>>212332703
r u a tranny

>>212332703
post legs, cutie

>>212332656
It’s nice when they shift from “It’s not happening” to “It is happening, and it’s a good thing!” so I can stop having to listen to their weird copes about how things that are obviously happening aren’t real. Videos like that also make for good radicalization fodder :)

>>212332683
audience is white europeans who are happy to spend $530 on a concert ticket

>>212331793 (OP)
I hate Indians so much I hope Pakistan drops a nuke and glasses their cockroach nest of a country holy shit do I hate Indians.

>>212332743
i like pakistani food though

>>212332716
of course it's horseshit but they are some dutch

Barneyfag is just alert at all times isn't he
Always on the lookout

>>212332713
>>212332718
women post themselves modeling what they’re selling and i’m a simple ape so i always click on them while looking at used cars to get a better look and then facebook thinks i’m interested in women’s clothing and accessories so i get suggested even more perpetuating the cycle

should i move to calgary?

my friend who got robbed at gunpoint in Brazil visited Chile and got robbed at gunpoint again

>>212332662
what about a caveman lawyer

>>212332765
he should probably stop going south of the border

my hair's so greasy and Anton Chigurh-like that I'm starting to resemble Carl Sagan. Remember Beyond The Black Rainbow? That sure was some cruel commentary on Carl Sagan's haircut!

why do people have to cheat bross :( im so hurt

Prometheus and Bob

>>212332774
>south of the border
you're fuckin runnin off at the mouth

im so fucking hungry im just sitting here naked thinking about pink donuts and chocolate milk from dunkin' THIS IS INHUMANE

neighbor's faggot little dog wont stop yapping

Like legitimately Indian people are a fucking cancer in the purest definition. They multiply without limit and choke life from other living organisms, parasite people.

Bath Beach, Brooklyn is about 40% Asian and 40% white. the ideal place to live for many 4channers

>>212332761
Fuck no. Why would you want to? I live here and I want out as soon as I can.

>>212332818
I feel you

>>212332825
>living in brooklyn

>>212332822
you just described latinos

>>212332826
I’m in Edmonton, is Calgary as fucking overrun with Punjabi subhumans as Edmonton? This place is a fucking brown streetshitter wasteland.

>>212332817
idk what that means

>>212332819
My neighbor, who owns a faggot little dog, lives on the other side of the duplex. I can hear that rat thing barking through the walls. It has separation anxiety and barks non stop whenever it's left at home alone, even for 30 minutes.

>>212332833
do you really?

>>212332840
nta but Edmonton and Calgary are pajeet epicenters.

>>212332839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHEPHPHuNis
WHEN I WUZ A YUNG BOY
MY MUMMA SAID TO ME

>>212332840
>I’m in Edmonton
Oh. That's a lateral move then. Slightly nicer weather usually. Yes, the entire northeast quadrant is jeet.

>>212332853
I know. At this point I’d be willing to nuke my city knowing how many pajeets would die with me. Fucking cancer of a people.

>>212332840
I visited calgary a few years ago and I didn't see a single brown person, although it was during the stampede so maybe that had something to do with it

>>212332839
>heathers the musical
didn't that come out like yesterday

im sick of starving!!!!!!!!!

>>212332866
have you considered eating?

>>212332852
Yes

>>212332871
theres nothing in this concentration camp house

>>212332874
arbeit macht frei

>>212332617
left coast yes, the rest idk

>>212332873
prove it

>>212332864
They're all right here.

Thinking about that one webm of the Chinese kid crying and punching his head

>>212332862
they will shift voting to be left leaning and eventually destroy the entire province from the inside out, they'll have enough controlling ridings. just like they did in Ontario.

>>212332765
this is barely related, aside from the morbidity of coincidence. my dad's second wife's brothers both died in freak ways. the first one was training with some kind of speed bag, and it came back at him in some sort of way that knocked him out and he died. the second brother had a frozen ham perched somewhere and it fell on his head and same thing, dead.

>>212332891
>the airport is like 1/5th of the size of the urban center
just raw resource extraction hub things

>>212332885
There is like half a pizza downstairs ripe for the taking but my legs are sore so if I go downstairs I'll have to go one step at a time which means I'll make a lot of noise possibly waking my family

>>212332900
Damn how much do frozen hams weigh?

ITS JUNE FIRST YOU FUCKWITS, STOP LIGHTING OFF FIREWORKS WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP

>>212332904
the urban centre is south of that airport, that's just suburbs

Happy Canada Day, broskis. I’m going to watch the fireworks :)

you're like the old woman with the virginia ham under her arm crying the blues cause she's got no bread

>>212332915
Canadian refugees sharing Canadian culture with the U.S. <3

>>212332907
you dont know my struggle fuck you

>>212332909
i've been this upset before. luckily i didn't record it.

>>212332915
>ITS JUNE FIRST

>>212332915
anon sit down you've been in a coma for the last month

i was super high getting to the train a hour ago i asked the people at the booth(2 coworkers 1 guy and 1 woman) to give me a free ride on and the guy let me on, i said to the guy and her see hes a good guy let him hit and she was like what did he sayyyy and he was laughing
idk what possessed me to say such a thing lol

>>212332891
I cut that off a little too far north. The Marlborough mall just south of that is the jeet mall.
>>212332904
No I just cropped the map to show the heaviest jeet enclaves. They're all huddled around the airport there as that is the cheapest real estate. It was the cheapest and shittiest even before they all came flooding in. This is all of Calgary.

>>212332932
>>212332940
FUCK YOU IM SLEEPING, I DONT WANT TO READ CALENDARS

>>212332911
not enough to kill a guy through gravity, is what i always thought. i mean, it would HURT, but kill you? i don't know. that doesn't sound right to me.

>>212332915
They've been lighting off large fireworks every night for over a week here already you sheltered suburbanite

fuck it, I'm gonna post one of my favorite bands, they're Canadian, they're not the TH, I don't think this general has ever liked them, and they've stagnated during the course of their career, but to my mind they strike the right balance between demure and sweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG79QGmKt7U

he was convicted of essaying a minor

interesting
Zohran won Financial District

IN TWO DAYS GUYS

>>212332984
You know the replies are full of japs shitting and pissing themselves wwww'ing

>>212332950
You have to look at a calendar to know what day it is?

>>212332992
nobody cares about the NY election

Thoughts on Our Lady Peace

>>212332984
if that steak is blue rare then this is based

and no surprise, Cuomo won kike park with 80%

is 25 too late to learn how to skate? i wanna hang with the cool dudes at the skate park

>>212333010
you can tell no one cares about something when millions of people are talking about it and it takes place in the largest city of the most important country

>>212332617
Based North Far West Chads.

>>212333028
>new yorkers
>people
nobody cares about the election

>>212333026
not too late to learn but definitely too late to become a skater boy

>>212333021
Is this AI

Is 30 too late to learn to ride a bike if you never learned?

>>212332992
idk who lives there but I don\t think it is people who work in finance

I had a dream/nightmare last night where I beat a brown/black Muslim to death with my bear hands because he threatened my family. Then I dreamed I went on the run because I was too afraid Canadian courts would lock me up for it, that was the nightmare part.

>>212333042
>Is 30 too late to learn to ride a bike if you never learned?

never too late broski

>>212333026
ITS IN OUR NATURE TO DESTROY OURSELVES
ITS IN OUR NATURE TO KILL OURSELVES
ITS IN OUR NATURE TO KILL EACH OTHER
ITS IN OUR NATURE TO KILL KILL KILL

>>212333044
Just get a jury of your peers, and say that it was in self-defence. Then just hope that you live around conservatives, so they'll take your side.

>>212332984
fuck me that looks good

>>212333055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhpAcD8HI2g

>>212333042
I learned to ride at 12 but then got into two accidents, got mentally scarred, and only relearned how to ride a bike at 24. I went straight up the nearest hill and then down it, crashing into a huge oak as the view of the local moor opened up. Then I just kind of persevered with a crooked handbar and drove home. So yeah, go for it.

>>212333062
Dream me booked a ticket to the American border and I was planning on trekking through the forest into the USA. Then buying a bus ticket to the southern us and flying out from there.

>>212332999
Sugoi! UwU

i dont have what it takes to hang with the dudes at the skate park

I'd love a breakfast burger with a fried egg

>>212333082
I never did but I went there to buy weed, so we hung out

>>212333078
Best of luck Dream Anon. Thank you for your service in defending us from the muslims.
o7

he did ok in Harlem unlike in other black neighborhoods were he did bad

>>212333062
>jury of your peers

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WE ARE YOUR PEEEEEEEERS SAAAAAAAAAAR HAND SELECTED BY VISHNU RAMASWAMAMRAMADAMA THE CROWN PROSECUTOR SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Should cut my nails

>>212333099
Canada really is so over.

>>212333105
grow them out like a pretty girl

>>212333093
what do you ask someone to buy weed and how do you spot a dealer

>>212333113
Long toenails aren't pretty

>>212333105
don't listen to that guy. cut them. clean & mean.

How about a jury of your penis

>>212333128
they will feel good when you give your boyfriend a footjob

>>212333139
a jury of your parents

>>212333139
Mine would be 12mm.

i fucking hate how much ear wax my ears produce holy fuck i have to clean them out every fucking week for fucks sake

>>212333126
If you're in a foreign European country find the minorities peddling stuff.

>>212333153
I just wash my ears with a wash rag, and not even into the ear drum. I don't even understand how ears produce too much wax.

>>212333139
"hung"

>>212333162
what if they bring out a knife

>>212333173
if i dont clean them out the wax eventually blocks my hearing

>>212333176
that's up to your choice of location. No nig's gonna draw on you before the Eiffel tower.

>>212332909
Boost vitality. Every dota 2 game.

>>212333153
Those videos where they dig out clumps of earwax are so good

brian come forth from the fire

remember the toy story ps1 game

>>212333209
ps2 was my first console unc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eL-jEV_RKM
why this song ain't a mainstay of 80s pop radio today is a mystery to me

Fuck The Tranny Jannies

We should have walls at our borders, but not the barbed wires kind, some really fucking fancy castle walls.

>>212333230
because it sounds generic as fuck

>>212333175
LOL

>>212333209
I had one on DS that was pretty good

>>212333153
>>212333173
the more you clean them the more wax it will produce, its purpose is to shield the ear from irritants (your cotton buds or whatever you use)

i hear thunder outside

>>212333276
the angels are bowling

>>212333276
BUT I'M DOWN TO ONE LAST BREATH
and with it let me say
let me sayyyyyy

>>212333275
I don't wash the insides. I just wash the outside of the ear. Even when I stick my finger in, it's not super waxy, or using a cotton swab even.
I just don't produce a lot of ear wax.

clear sky killed my motivation to continue playing the series should i skip it and play call of pripyat instead?

>>212333313
>>212333313
>>212333313

>>212333275
I have to wear ear plugs all day and my ears end up getting very dirty from putting them in all the time, all the dust and carbon and stuff. Really tough to clean them out