Thread 212333313

canada for 2 more hours-edition

THE KING IS GONE BUT HE'S NOT FORGOTTEN
IS THIS THE STORY OF A JOHNNY ROTTEN
(ROTTEN JOHNNY, ROTTEN JOHNNY)?

>>212333313 (OP)
:-DDD

i wanna buy a dirtbike

>>212333300
Absolutely. CS should be the last game any fan plays because it takes a truly dedicated fan to get any enjoyment out of it

drinking milk

i wanna buy a gun for the purpose of killing myself

I swear I typed 'canada day' in the comment field

Poop is oop

>>212333338
Would recommend, 10/10

i wanna buy a gun for the purpose of angering libtards

I wanna buy a gun for the purpose of having another one in my collection

>>212333313 (OP)
>canada for 2 more hours

>>212333313 (OP)
>canada for 2 more hours-edition
What will happen when our time is up?

can we get a real happening

>>212333364
i saw someone riding that a few days ago it was all white, is it street legal?

so i just goon or whatever ?

I played either CoP or Cheronobyl but kept dying from blowouts that happened every 5 minutes. Id go inside to bunker through one and then another one would just happen 5 minutes later

>>212333397
It's over

>>212333398
say it with me
NOTHING

>>212333393
Jag hvartet blaemen!

what is your country's most beautiful minted coin?

>>212333406
anomalies?

>>212333402
Yes, it's street legal. I cropped out my plate for obvious reasons. They're normally all white but I put some decals on ao the plastics would hold up a little better

>Norway population: 5.5 million
>Maryland population: 6.2 million
Yet, Norway has an active general. If I tried making a /Maryland/ general it would fail spectacularly. Why?

>>212333417
The capital of your country is Bratislava.

>>212333378
I want to buy a handgun, but the Libcucks banned all handguns.
I'm thinking of getting a hunting rifle soon, but I have to make sure the Libcucks aren't going to ban it too.

im moving back to /cum/

>>212333436
it's Ljubljana, actually

>>212333406
Would have to have been CoP, SoC didn't have blowouts

happy canada day leaf buds

>>212333423
blowouts. When your geiger counter goes apeshit and the sky goes red? white? and theres like a big shockwave or something

>>212333450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tb_o6CkvHY

>>212333450
How was your Canada Day? Did you manage to avoid all the rakes?
My Canada Day was a solid 8/10.

>>212333431
whats the name of your bike? i want one like it

watch birdbrain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iVlSNpq8i8

>>212333457
Idk how you manage to be killed in a blowout, basically anything that blocks your vision of the sky (even only partially at times) is shelter enough from them. Plenty of buildings and rolling stock all over the place

>>212333464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFGtRKx4ypY
>>212333468
i spent the day doing hard labor

>>212333474
No

Israel lost the culture war
https://youtu.be/xaNdeCaps5M

wut da nut

>>212333490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6NZ_2TuLf8

>>212333501
what the helly

>>212333503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5BnE5_lPqE

>>212333519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPr9C92Z0J0

>>212333470
Husqvarna 501, though mine has some significant modifications. It's just a dirt bike that's been given the minimum bells and bobs needed to be street legal. It's bigger brother the 701 is a little more road worthy at the expense of weight, but if they're nice for when long road miles are expected. Husqvarna dirt bikes are rather expensive compared to the competition, though.

I aint listening to that shit, chief

good morning bros

>>212333501
apparently it does it by detecting minor changes in signal strength that can be created by objects moving between a wifi source and a receiver

>>212333519
kissing a sunset pig is high on my list

>>212333433
The niggas in Baltimore are too lazy to keep the general going.

>>212333533
she is the queen of /cum/ and its our summer anthem you have to

fell into the blackedrooms again

I don't care what Mark Carney has to say.

just got raped

>>212333537
Morning
How's mom

I took this picture

>>212333551
I dont know what crack youre smoking but Sanna is our queen

>>212333537
Take your meds, schizo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY
it's Canada day and nobody has posted her. Shame on us all!

>>212333531
thanks

>>212333567
HYB

>>212333537
You are Bosnian.

>>212333490
>labor
American confirmed.

>>212333567
Took a shit on the beach?

>>212333571
what da hecky get that old skank outta here dacutie is queen

Someone once told me that we can always end everything whenever we want. I always think about that when I feel frustrated. If I want to, I can end everything with my belt.

>>212333575
our qveen....

>>212333594
>dacutie
>is obese
false advertising

what are we gooning to tonight bros?

>>212333583
that's colloquial Slovenian shorthand for Serbocroatian speakers, but it's still considered a bit rude

>>212333600
Who's this young man?

>>212333501
This is old news, but now it's being offered as an actual service. You signup to be tracked by the government.

sexxy red could get it

Anger, nothing goes the way I want it to.

>>212333602
shes not obese

cum o algo or something or whatever

sexxy red when ugly nigger walks in

>>212333419
actually i take it back, this is

i love bacon so much its unreal

>>212333600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pye1d018aQ
Art Angels broke my heart. A primal innocence was lost, I felt.

>>212333554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNZZnfYsYT0

>>212333635
looks like cheap jewelry LOL!

i feel like nothing can faze me rn

>>212333643
jealous

>>212333607
Whats the point of all these languages if you can understand eachother? Isn't that just called a dialect?

>>212333501
this is......very bad, right?

>>212333646
ERROR WRONG

>>212333419
That's a pretty one.

I like when the RCM links up with the indigenous. You get these cool concentric designs.

>>212333621
She's not dacutie either desu. Bimbos are such an insane fetish

Thunderstorm rolling in over Taguig I’m scared bros

Taking a post-Canada Day festivities shit and piss.

>>212333642
the last good Sabbath album people of good taste'll ever hear. There was a thread on /mu/ last time about how Sabbath never grew artistically and I was all like '1970 Sabbath could never ever pull of Symptom of the Universe'

The ruckus persists.

>>212333661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSxCZYT92Zg

>>212333577
dont buy modern ktm or husqvarna. They are SHIT

>>212333668
I took a steaming marner not 2 hours ago

i think i'm beginning to come apart. more and more, i feel like i'm barely scrabbling onto whatever i consider to be good, or whatever happiness feels like. but those dips inbetween, those valleys of uncertainty and fear and sadness, they're getting bigger. and stronger. they beat me down a little more mercilessly every day. and i can't win forever. i can't keep tricking these fucking miserable bastard feelings. i don't want to die, but i'm tired, man. i'm tired, and i don't want to do this anymore. i just want to surrender. i want to give up! i want to give up! oh God help me. please God help me.

First, I slurp /cum/
Then, I burp /cum/

>>212333647
a big difference between our and their cultural experience is that they were under Turkey and we were under Germany and our languages reflect that

>>212333652
show your country's most beautiful coin

so life just gets shittier and then you die? what a bunch of bullshit, whose idea was this?

>>212333673
Nah, at least not their dirt bikes. The road bikes are kinda, ya

i think canada day SUCKS

>>212333708
It’s over don’t worry about it

>>212333688
https://youtu.be/Epj84QVw2rc?si=g7wkkT92nlSNG3_5

>>212333711
ugly

>>212333702
life just gets countryer and then you strum *tips 10 gallon hat*

>>212333732
racist bitch

>>212333736
das rite

>>212333711
bruh

>>212333438
how could you let them do that

I wonder how the people who care about me would react, if there are any, if they found my body.

>>212333711
This isn't real, right?

>TRUMP NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED

- Steven "Destiny" Bonnell, sex criminal currently on trial for multiple sex crimes..

>>212333751
I would be sad to learn that a /cum/mer died

>>212333751
it's pretty fun to think about in my opinion

https://youtu.be/zu2aX_597PQ?list=OLAK5uy_kCvd9j9LDG9eJrUAr3Z84Fx6X-dneYcig&t=335

I'm a neoconservative Harperist and proud.

>>212333767
i almost died multiple times over the 2 years ive been posting here bet you wouldnt care except maybe post a crying pepe image

>>212333763
The damn degenerates are trying to make him into a crook! Haroo!

>>212333776
Solid post.

>>212333776
>Harperist
So you're a fan of Jessica Harper, star of 1977 horror cult classic Suspiria?

Chilly morning and a hot cup of coffee. Beautiful pairing

>>212333797
he looks a little gay

>>212333780
I do care, I'm sad to hear that and glad that you are with us now.

>>212333814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQG6_evFc8
very much stylistically related

>>212333797
Did this dude really go out in public looking like this?

>>212333781
I am not a crook's head!

>>212333771
also that is a coke mirror yet as a user of coke Sabbath are not what it'd think to play when high

Listening to the Camelot soundtrack drinking tea. What do the simple folk do?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJtoEniQdew&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

i was so much happier last year i dont know what happened

>>212333899
did you do a goonsesh with Paul Giamatti then?

>>212333711
N

I

>>212333910
whos that

Fireworks being set off at the school next door are scaring catberg :(

>>212333877
ahhh, the British music hall tradition. I enjoy it so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PU2ZDDGzY4

>>212333763
ok you can make retarded ad hominem attacks but he's right

>>212333923
some like him for that Napa valley wine snob movie but I say watch The Holdovers

thanks BBC pidgin!

>>212333797
i see niggas like this almost daily

>>212333975
Is this a joke

Who will claim the last post for the west

>>212333975
>babylon dem nah consult Daddy Snow on de topic
CHA!

>>212333947
Fuck off you're not Anglo

>>212333648
The nightmare scenario would be that your wifi router can track all your movements, and effectively record everything that’s going on within range of the router; all wifi routers. This would have been too much data to process except for targeted individuals previously, but now with AI they could use it for everyone :)

>>212333975
Read this in Jar Jar Binks voice

torrented a game award

gonna watch anime

>>212334006
however I unlike you have actually been to England

niggas be like you're not gonna believe this crazy conspiracy and it's some shit you don't care about

>>212334034
niggas be like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm a microwave haha

>>212334034
>the gas prices are actually so high because of so and so!

>>212334042
microwave niggas be like beep beep beeeeep

>>212334034
I want to believe that flearthers aren't actually real and it's all an elaborate troll, but the number of people spending good money on testing it kind of precludes that possibility

>>212334010
what was he giving the thumb's up to, i wonder

Merciful tits that's loud by the standards of an airhorn

>>212334042
People used to (still do maybe?) think that standing near a microwave while it was running was harmful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOx0aF3MxGw&t=12s

piss came out dark orange ngl

>>212334055
Me?
I'm a Hollow Earth Chad

RIP mexibro

>>212334074
what did it smell like?
last time that happened to me my piss smelt like rotting meat

thinking about you

>>212333571
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751435190489806.webm

>>212334083
>>212334082
itll be fine

>>212334095
ugly teeth and ugly giant man jaw

>>212334012
I had some show on in the background earlier today while I was doing some video editing and it was kind of embarrasing to watch. Anime is my shameful secret and too often do I find myself saying "what the fuck am I watching". But I still watch it. Thanks for reading my blog

>>212334095
i aint cliccing dat shit nicca

>>212334095
mommy finland

i curved tiffany for jess
need to get myself together i'm a mess

>>212334083
Kids why would you being that rotten meat in here of all places

kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enX1bwQdGC0

>>212334095
My wife!

>>212334105
>>>/lgbt/

>>212334095
perfection

>>212334095
she has such a uncanny face

>>212334118
damn rip juan, pablo, paco, benny, hector, juanita

I hope I get a girlfriend someday

>>212334127
crazy that some of the trannies on there actually think they pass

found a weird giant white scab on the underside of my penis not entirely sure how it got there

>>212334105
and she's old af

>>212334174
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DDU23kCjDlc&pp=ygUnVHVlc2RheSB3ZWxkIGl2ZSBuZXZlciBoYWQgYSBzd2VldGhlYXJ00gcJCcEJAYcqIYzv

>>212334108
It's worksafe

Can feel that I will need to poo in the not so distant future, but it’s not quite ready

look at this man and tell me you wouldn't.

>>212334201
Forewarned is forearmed

I am falling in love my /cum/pies

>>212334211
I miss dating sometimes because the women would actually try

>>212334209
If it doesn't have a pussy it's useless.

>>212334211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6x7GiV9JWA

>>212333708
It has always sucked. It's "we have the 4th of July at home" knockoff version of the good holiday.

>>212333990
Where do you live?

>>212334227
he's got some sort of pussy

>>212334226
this women is extremely responsive and she asked me to ask her out lolz. she has some red flags but she makes me feel needed which I havent had much before in life. not even my parents made me feel this way

Oy vey it's over

big beautiful and ill

>>212334249
That's called an asshole and I'm not putting my dick anywhere near it. I would t even fuck a woman in the ass, shit is vile

earbuds charged.
gn

https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8

>>212334271
what about the throat?

>>212334186
You have to be 18 to post here Paco

>>212334252
What red flags

having an incel listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcuoYruLV-U

>>212334285
It's a man. I'm not interested in men. Fuck no

I have transcended the need for women

>>212334257
I don't get these shitass helmets, terrible buffeting and loud as fuck

>>212334210
So true

my bitchass parents are hoping i transcend the need for food

>>212334294
she vapes and had 2-3 bfs before
otherwise, she loves her parents, doing things for others makes her happy, and she is very responsive.

Reddit is a fun website

boys are just more fun

hit the dmt cart too hard

>>212334360
Fat fuck

gonna try the hot chips and see if they are stale

>>212334364
>red flags
Bro are you some born again puritain or something

>>212334380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_5uYoOaVtM

>>212334385
you dont know me mother fucker

>>212334364
I vape weed

>>212334425
Okay, that's it, I'm gonna go jerk off

>>212334405
drugs are not cool or funny

>>212334433
Drugs are hilarious and rad

>>212334425
I do this shit with the boys all the time

>>212334425
You can see her throw her vape at the very beginning kek

>>212334409
Don't sit on me!!

>>212334419
you are a stupid nigger

>>212334393
I am a genuinely nice person, in great shape, makes 3x her, and funny. My biggest red flags are that I'm introverted and shy

Hey man, relax

>>212334425
thats a glorious shitter

i have no friends or job or life or anything

>>212334246
portland oregon

>>212334441
Fuck off faggot

>>212334456
same how old are you bro

I eat weed

>>212334455
WHY do you people on this site say this shit?
>shitter
>dumper
>turd cutter
Buttcheeks are hot, anuses even have some appeal, but it's maddening when you refer back to the poopy nature of butts when we're talking about sex

>>212334425
This is what trannies think being a woman is like 100% of the time

I found the perfect girl for me last month /cum/ we've been on a few dayes and I was thinking about holding hands, but I recently find out she poops (gross) so I don't know if I can make it work

>>212334481
almost 23

>>212334496
im almost 25 its so over

>>212334487
you know shit comes from a butthole right

>>212334425
this is kryptonite for beta virgins

>>212334510
>>212334496
you are both really young. build yourself. things really started working for me after 26.

>>212334516
Yeah, but we don't need to think about that when having sex or discussing sex, because it's gross

>>212334510
probably underrated as the worst time in anyones life unless youre a turbonormie

>>212334487
i wanna

>>212334526
He looks like a Hindu deity

>>212334482
youre supposed to puff it, not eat it, garfield

>>212334452
I'm not sure if you meant to reply to me, but if so, I'm not sure what that has to do with her having "red flags". There will always be some compeomises, and unless you're 16 you will not find someone that isn't mind numbingly boring and hasn't ever had a bf. That sort of insecurity is for beta poofs, and you don't sound like a beta poof

help my friend get to 800 subscribers!
https://youtu.be/6X8OGXa07OM

https://youtu.be/YdoERWI275Y?si=cZ-h72MpGCOuOGN4&t=25

>>212334526
bro is looking like 3 headed jesus

>normalfags talking about girls again
>zoomers complaining about it being "so over"
alright time for bed, you faggots are insufferable

how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>212334487
The ass man SEETHES with impotent rage upon the realization that he is in fact a scar fetishist

Yo no me opongo al adulterio
A que me trate sin respeto
Yo lo único que quiero
Es que el quiera ser mi dueño
Y yo su esclavo favorito

>>212334546
you are right anon. I should stop being a moron. I dont think I'll ever find someone like her again so I'll commit to her.

I'm pooooooooooo

N

>>212334574
When I was a teen, I went to a few xommunity functions and a girl that looked just like this but with bigger tits and I always fleeted hella hard. My bitch of a mom always chased her off and eventually told me I shoulsn't hang out with country bumpkins

>>212334570
>scar
Stretch marks are hot, yeah

I'm the Scatman.

>>212334600
mothers ruin everything

>>212334600
The devouring mother archetype

What would you do if you looked in the mirror and saw the back of your head instead of your face

Road trip to Memphis. Who's in

>>212334618
i would turn around

>>212334618
Turn 180 degrees and walk out

>>212334619
Only if I can sit on the gear lever the whole way

>>212334532
>>212334552
>>212334560
im an assman

>>212334619
hell yeah

>>212334619
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PgRafRp-P-o

>>212334619
You couldn't pay me to go to that shithole

Poster below me is going to be raped by me

>>212334619
my old coworker buddy lives in tennesse, would be fun

>>212334637
me too

I'm a tits man, personally.

>>212334607
She had done that years prior when I was an adolescent as well. I think she just didn't want me to be friends with any girl that might have put out

Imagine two rapists meeting each other

The guards who raped joker did more for Gotham than batman ever did

>>212334668
She wanted you all to herself
>Captcha:YAWMY

>>212334670
imagine a female rapist raping another female rapist

im the joker baby

>>212334670
Fancy meeting you here. Cum here often?

Get the new ready, thread cuck

>>212334668
think all mothers do it if they dont have someone to reel them back, a disturbingly common form of emotional incest i am led to believe
its always best to escape your parents as soon as possible, especially your mother
why oh why cant we be like wild animals whose mothers abandon them when they are grown

I'm a footfag

>>212334701
Women dont have phalluses they can't rape

Are jews communists or capitalists?

>>212334725
Rape is only forced insertion it doesn't have to be dick

>>212334725
Fact check: women all have a little tiny micropenis called a clit

bored and dont want to sleep
listening to music in languages i dont speak again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOHebexkuuI

NEW
>>212334747

Starting to kinda feel like shit. Thinking I'm gonna log off the 'chan.
https://youtu.be/6mB_v1X8T5s

goodnight

Smokin weed in my room fuck police landlords and moms