Thread 212334878

ACTUAL PROPER NEW WITH A NICE IMAGE edish

>>212334878 (OP)
cor

At least I’m not short

any tenerife man in

>>212334945
Cant comprehend how grim it would be to be a manlet on top of everything else

geopolitics is popular because its easy to get into and there is no barrier for entry

t. brainlet who just got filtered by trying to understand p = np and the riemann hypothesis

>>212334960
underneath everything else you mean

>>212335024
Da dum tsss

BATTY MAN FI GET BOOM

Lea or Adele?

I practiced cock sex on my dick today

>>212335038
Well only one of them got knocked up by a bbc and birthed it soooo the choice is quite clear here
Signed, Timmy

it's raining
hallelujah praise god

>>212334893
Need all that smashed down and get some new builds put up

cant be arsed today

>>212334878 (OP)
>WITH A NICE IMAGE edish
That is indeed a nice picture

>>212335155
Is that a lot

>>212335166
milady

>nearly 8am
>should probably leave for the toil to stare at the Lavian chebs
>still on the internet looking at if I should buy the ipad mini or not so I can read shite at the toil

Don't want to get the bigger ones since they're too big and don't want a kindle since I like my picture books from the college.

>A smell detector which uses synthetic brain cells and artificial intelligence to detect drugs such as spice or fentanyl was among the proposals.
>It could improve staff safety in prisons, and help detect if an offender in the community has breached their licence conditions.
>AI cameras could also be set up in offenders' homes in the community to check their behaviour while on licence.
>It comes as Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood said emerging technology has the potential to "impose a digital prison outside a prison".
Clown country

>>212335174
its the population of a small-medium sized town who have arrived on literal dinghys
so yeah its a lot when you consider that

>>212335223
You're right that is quite a lot

>>212335220
mate when I cast my ballot I knew I was voting for prison smell-o-scopes and giving pensioners even more money

smoked heroin with my ex gf once

>>212335307
ok

When I was very young I thought it was normal for couples to eat each other's poo

Gio Scotti stuns in new bikini pics

get them in
get them housed
get the barbershops opened

>>212335325
where

And people love to fucking bitch and whine about smokers (cost £3b a year btw)

>>212335323
mfs be like "omg how u kno I grew up in germany"

>>212335331
the 'gram

best deano could do

>>212335220
Neoliberals will do literally anything to cut down in crime apart from punishing criminals

what's the male equivalent of the ick and how can women trigger it?

rockstar vibees

>>212335339
I didn't but my mother did

>>212335332
heard smokes are a good hunger suppressant

Looking forward to going to mcdonald's later

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mental that some of you have had a woman in your bed
perfect creatures

>>212335373
between diabetes snd ling cancer I pick both

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>>212335393
>perfect creatures
i know i am

>>212335363
Women who talk about marriage and children on the first date. Doubly so if it's through Tinder.

angela rayner sex arse

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Yeah based

>>212335427
aint a lot of meat on that bone

>>212335363
doing the millennial humor face

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right, bastard toil beckons

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>>212335437
>coloniser
screaming
whats he colonised, a sheep pen?

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>212335393
only time this happened was during a school trip when a female classmate forced herself into my bed and her hand onto my dick, but I kicked her out because she was dating my friend

I didn't tell him about it and they're married now lmao

*enters /brit/ on a cold winter night*

deary me

>>212335437
the welsh finally get one of their own as the prime minister of the kingdom
somehow welsh retards resent him and call him a coloniser

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

if jeets want to live in british society so badly why do they piss and moan about colonialism so much?

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>212335519
died did she? what of? natural causes (like blunt trauma) I hope.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212335560
slipped and fell down the stairs (5 times)

>>212335545
I do luv two of those things.

>>212335535
not allowed to ask that

>>212335519
Simon could’ve saved her if he had just dicked her down more often

>>212335522
Yeah because he’s a fucking snake who became PM then turned his back on Wales.
Saunders Lewis had a quote “Lloyd George was the man who could have given Wales a national constitution, and instead he gave her a cemetery of hopes.”

On paper reckon l'm the scummiest lowest beast here

got me cock out in public

>>212335522
stfu it is 100% a biomassian

>>212335535
none of it is genuine, white guilt is a weakness they know they can exploit
goes for all darkies by the way

Monday - wake up, shower, dressed, just about miss my train, get to work where I am simultaneously rushed off my feet as I have so much to do and everyone needs my help but also so overwhelmed with work I get nothing done, maybe have lunch - if im lucky. Work more same as before. Go home and veg out for a few hours on youtube.

Tuesday - same as monday, except i will go for a couple of pints after work and go home to sleep (it wasn't just 2 pints)

Wednesday - roll around in bed a bit hung over with an auto clicker so I dont have to engage when i dont have meetings. Veg out for a few more hours.

Thursday - roll out of bed, work for a few hours, shower, eat, work for a few more hours, probably end up scrolling shorts instead. End up look like im working til 7pm before i decided to officially veg out watching youtube til bed

Friday - same as thursday

Saturday - same as thurs, without work, unless I need to catch up on work i didnt do

Sunday - same as Saturday

>>212335586
wasn't he a bit busy with the first world war

looksmatched?

Business idea: coffee flavoured coke

>>212335619
Fallout 76 wasn't that bad

*Yawn* Yeah man that's really something else

Right, off to the toil building
Off to deal with the fucking gowl called toilberg
On the brightside, lads, CHEBS LATVIAN FUCKING CHEBS

>>212335591
Reckon I've you beat, lad.
You ever talk someone into trying to end it all on a night out by encouraging him to take about 20 sleeping pills with a shoulder of vodka
Bit petty but he did deserve i saying the fucking rum I bought was 'for the party' and started giving out shots despite it not being for the party, wanker.

>>212335642
you ever try that vanilla coke?

it's nice

good morning infowarriors!
how we holding up?

>>212335619
he could do way better

and if he'd be willing to consider gay sex he could even be pretty popular

>>212335651
>>212335648

Using offensive language like the word "retarded" to describe software licenses is not appropriate or constructive.

SEX with british men. I'm not a cigarette but the woman in the UK are aberrations from the underworld.

>>212335608
true

>>212335617
No excuse. He was in Westminster before the war and did nothing he’s a sell out a traitor

cant sleep because of how hot it is

>>212335705
Need my cock in your mouth I reckon

>>212335666
mate your heads gone if you think a man like him could do any better than her in the current dating scene

a woman that looks like the Cloverfield monster, with brain tumour genetics, who fell for a romance scam and cheated on him with a Nigerian over MSN. That is the best men like this can hope for in the current climate. I'm not surprised he stayed with her (for 2 years until she developed that brain tumour and died).

can't sleep because I'm at toil

homosexual biomass fragment trying to stick his wilson near my mouth

We haven't had a good false dox gimmick post for a while

alvin and the shitcunts

grim

>>212335790
bro officer was stun locked :skull:

>>212335657
for me, it's diet vanilla coke

going to try eating this before going to sleep agian

right well thats the new viral tiktok 4pack of breathable summer sports shorts just got here isnt it?
quality is unreal for the price cant complain at all would probably pay double that for one pair of the big brands stuff in sports direct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Rq-4spRz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Rq-4spRz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Rq-4spRz4

minor delays on the bakerloo and district lines

never been to london
most likely never will

>>212335833
a bald gay twat?

lads I'm sorry to say I've done it again, he's on his bike, he's on his way, soon to put my morning coffee in my hand

Off to take the brown line to bakeapoo

Sir Salad Hussein

Corrr lads imagine cumming in a fit bird

Why does cansnonce think we are his mates though?

>>212335845
I don't know why you took such a shine to the structure of this shitpost I made pretending my slop was from toby carvery but it amuses me when I see it.

>>212335906
being sorry is easy
do better

doing quite the poo

The Google assistant is designed to encourage respectful communication amongst different communities and families around the globe.

>>212335845
I want to fuck this little bitch
I fuck him I fuck him I fuck him I fuck him I fuck him

Thoughts on Elon Musk? I never liked him but now I'm confused by how much of a freak he's being, to the point of self sabotaging his relationship with trump

>>212335896
grim

>>212335906
How much did that cost? And what coffee is it?

Chingchong.

>>212336041
desperately wants people to think he's cool and funny to the degree that you can visibly see it in everything he says and does.

>>212336041
makes me feel smarter than i really am

>refuse to reduce, even slightly, pip payments to dossers for made up illnesses
>refuse to stop thousands of third world animals turning up at our shores every year
>pay billions a year in benefits to immigrants and their dozen dependants who are here for no reason
>will raise taxes for the working population in autumn

they DESPISE you and want you DEAD
how can they expect the public to not be filled with rage?

>>212336041
He has Asperger's, is very insecure, is regularly on ket (and probably other drugs, legally), and to cap it all off he has a net worth of however many gorillion dollars to throw behind any idea that enters his head, good or bad. All his behaviours can adequately be explained by those qualities.

>>212335906
thank you for supporting the growth of islam in this country x

wealthy people use data they collect on you to make themselves wealthier

Might personally declare war on Ethiopia
What are they gonna do?

>>212336126
they're just your typical centre-left neoliberal cowards. desperate to maintain the status quo. too scared to attempt anything slightly radical.

>>212336136
aspergers isn't real
he has fetal alcohol syndrome

>>212336177
kick your ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSLqzoXmpa0&ab_channel=TheGoldenOne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSLqzoXmpa0&ab_channel=TheGoldenOne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSLqzoXmpa0&ab_channel=TheGoldenOne

Marcus is taking a mental health break from youtube. But he is optimistic for the future, looking forward to a time where he will be in a position to force social media companies to pay compensations to those affected by the totalitarian regimes of social media companies.

had to drop the car off for an mot so ended up walking through town whilst all of the schoolgirls were walking into school and um... well...

>>212336241
morning adam

>>212336241
mate...

>>212336212
looks familiar, not sure why though

>>212336241
Maaaaaate…

>>212336289
>>212336255
>>212336247
not illegal is it

>>212336310
Driving without a valid MOT? Yes it is.

>>212336310
no but your post is probably an offence of some kind
this is britain after all

laughing shoes

might watch all that harry potter shite that came after deathly hallows part 2 grindelwald and cursed child and all that

im literally a famous homosexual who hits on girls

>>212336385
no you're not. stop lying

>>212336358
i should never own a cat because the feeling of power I have over them would be intoxicating

>>212336385
Alri David walliams

>>212336377
is that a willy

>>212336377
rum appendage

>>212336385
alri alan carr

>>212336423
no

>>212336400
:/

>>212336396
i'm famous by london standards
>>212336406
>>212336426
not that famous haha

>>212336440
>>212336385
morning diego

>>212336468
The perfect broad

leftypol eating cat shit

GET ON MY LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!

>>212336449
not him

she missed the signs of abuse, lost her grandson and had to live with knowing her daughter murdered him

can understand suicide in this instance. Hopefully she has been reunited with her grandson in heaven x

>>212336506
proper welsh name that Mwangi

let me just tell you all about how i am so smart. you see, it's not what you think - but i can understand why you might think it is.

>>212336400
what on earth

>>212336468
revolting trollop. not impressed

>>212336400
incelometer going off the charts

>>212336468
will be swinging around her feet before shes 35

>>212336378
I saw the one with Johnny Depp and cannot remember anything about it. The decision to make those films about the salamander animal guy Newt Grinchberg or whatever he was called was a colossal blunder.

If they'd just made them about young Dumbledore vs Grindelwald it could have been kino. I heard Mads Mikkelsen replaced Johnny Depp (after Depp's temporary cancellation due to since-quashed accusations of being a wife beater). I could get on board with Mads Mikkelsen as I rate him.

Think it's over for you lot

>>212336517
daughter has a weird name and all: Angharad

lord of the rings helms deep witch king ahh name

>>212336544
>>212336528
>>212336437
how do you resist little powet plays like farting in its face, or shouting at it whilst its sleeping, or shutting it in a cupboard for an hour

>>212336558
if you were in hogwarts do you think you would buy a load of love potions and fuck every single woman

>>212336576
by having a soul

>>212336576
You're right. Don't get a cat.

>>212336599
not even godberg is safe from the norwood reaper

>>212336599
le epic simulation

>>212336576
kek love farting in catberg's face me

>>212336576
vile CUNT you are
should be LOCKED UP

>>212336599
>Calvinist trashcan theology

off to toil

ciao x

>>212336595
No but I could see myself becoming a Snape-like character: full of bitterness, resentment, wasted potential and spending my whole life miserable and alone never really having got over missed romantic opportunities in my youth despite being very intelligent and showing promise.

Mad how good it must feel to shoot someone with a gun

>>212336701
depends who but yeh

>>212336599
sometimes I like to think the 4-dimensional being that is 'playing' as me is going for weird lifetime records that we can't see in our lives but which can be tallied up by those running the simulation

stuff like "most house flies empathetically guided out of a window" or "least words spoken aloud during the years 20-30"

>>212336658
gf on the cards this year?

>>212336745
or "most time spent in a foetid incel bedroom"

>>212336599
There was a person on reddit that pointed out and it actually made sense that the likelihood of living in a simulation outweighs not living in a simulation simply based on the logic that you can embed a simulation within a simulation for all eternity and that the buck probably doesn't just stop with this one.

cata probably love getting farted on

>>212336572
That’s a welsh name you fucking idiot

rorke cracking out the board games
it's me, I'm rorke

>>212336817
they have video games for this now

not my fault their sense of smell is so good bet they love it

>>212336817
is that a one person board game

>>212336763
nah that's not specific enough that it could be a plausibly attainable record since I know for a fact there have been many years when I got up and left the house every day for work etc while others will have been at home bedrotting. So I've lost any opportunity for that record

but stuff like letting houseflies out, I think I'm still in the running for that because it's specific enough that I won't have many competitors

>>212336658
will i ever have kids

>>212336791
Right well didn't expect him to start doing that

>>212336837
1-6
that's a solo setup yes

Me fr

WOOO WOO IM HAVING KIDS WOO WOO
JUST TO FIND THE MOTHER WOO WOO

>>212336791
scrmeing

>>212336840
Once had something festering in my kitchen bin it was full of maggots and there were at least 100 flies in there. Took two full cans of Raid to sort it out

>>212336866
>mildly bored
lol lmao they dont know anything about this guy

>>212336901
Ok you know more than the actual historians ok

Pooing in my cat's face

>>212336884
well it would be more concerning for my record attempt had you opened a window to let the flies out rather than kill them all with Raid

people who kill houseflies aren't even in the running for this record

>>212336791
see what hes done there is sucked his own knobberino whats supposed to happen is the women are so impressed that they come over and suck it for him

>>212336899
can't do this now, some neolib's pet will cause you bodily harm

>>212336877
She needs to move to the New World

>>212336943
Fair point. I'll have to keep trying

>>212336506
>and had to live with knowing her daughter murdered him
>can understand suicide in this instance.
Plenty of mothers have to live with knowing their daughters murdered their grandkids, it's called abortion.

>>212336916
i've read some of his works, his letters, and biography
so who are these "actual historians" you are referring to

Asnongolds recent video on the Musk vs Trump drama is actually really good

>>212336982
bore off mate

Sense beholds life never,—death always. For nature is but the fair corpse of spirit, and sense her tomb. Philosophy holds her torch while science dissects the seemly carcase. ’Tis faith unseals the sepulchres, and gives the risen Godhead to the soul’s embrace. Blessed is he, who without sense believeth,—for already is he resurrect and immortal!

>>212336982
trvth nvke

monke
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1751442419167833.webm

This 120 second captcha is mental

Entire body smells of onion

got nts on

>>212336989
Is it? Shall have to take your word for it I suppose.

>>212336964
kino
he'll be president one day

>>212337037
Send this man money immediately

mad that from like 3000bc to about 1700ad nobody learned anything whatsoever

Me personally? Never replied to a single yank post because really what would you gain from responding to their dogshit posts.

>>212337100
what were they learning in 3001bc

>>212336400
you should kill yourself for being an evil minded subhuman freak

>>212337110
um agriculture and that

girl i went to school with who has 4 (four) kids all with different dads posted a massive rant how bonnie blue is a horrible slag

women really have 0 self awareness

>>212337110
dunno probably just discovering speech

>>212337120
rude

Pros of watching Asmongold:

>he's funny
>he's informative
>he's sharp witted
>he has great takes
>he often has the inside scoop
>he updates you on political and edrama

Cons of watching Asmongold

>grotty incels in /brit/ find him cringe

might go and stand out in the rain

Zoomers don't believe me when I tell them about the 8g golden virginia with papers and filters for £2.99

>>212337153
Shall have to take your word for it I suppose.

>>212337134
howling
same way abortion is always right for them

>>212336576
You've posted about this before. You're a disgusting mentally ill freak who fantasises about molesting and torturing and neglecting animals. Actually kill yourself. Normal people don't need to "resist" doing horrible evil shit like that because they don't feel compelled to do it in the first place. You're no different than a nonce

>>212337100
one might argue that it is the opposite that is weird: that we've eventually congealed into a structure where people can and do actually learn things

there are billions of people like me who are content to just sit on their arse doing nothing and waiting to die. For norms, the only extra is that they shag and have a couple kids but beyond that they too do nothing and learn nothing. I'd guess most people throughout history were the same way.

yet we live in times where we all reap the benefits from the select few autistic men who were able to go deep into their autism and figure out all this mad shit that props us up today. And in doing so more people are able to lead lives of intellectual pursuit, accelerating the process.

>>212337134
>posted a massive rant how bonnie blue is a horrible slag
She's probably jealous of her, that's how these things are. She's a slag with 4 kids and wishes 1000's of brown men would fuck her but she's butters and has 4 smelly incel kids.

>>212337120
what are you a vet or something

>>212337177
rattled

>>212337134
call her out on it

Might be my most leftypol take but I honestly think a woman that had 4 kids with 4 dads was a bigger actual whore in reality that than a pornstar shagging blokes for money
At least the pornstar has a justifiable reason for being like that

>>212337185
very true

>>212337211
How is that a leftypol take you stupid fucking twat

>>212336576
Done these before, best is wrapping them up in duvet so they can't move or see and watching them wriggle. They get super powerful after a few seconds. And I spray them with the hose.

>>212337177
simmer down mate its not like i want to shag cats, just want to domestically terrorise them a bit

>>212337226
screaming

>>212334945
lmaoooo he's 5'7 hahahahaha

>>212337218
Defending pornstars in anyway is seen as leftypol

>>212337234
They all instantly bolt if I pick up the hose

>>212335393
nothing better than ramming your nose up a spread arse and soaking all the scent out of the knickers

>>212337232
>domestically terrorise
yeah that's fucked you soulless evil mutant freak. that's torturing animals. doing the same thing to babies would just be paedophilic child abuse. that's the level you're on

>>212337238
and he would still spark you out

Might be my most leftypol take but I honestly think that there's no way immigration can continue at these levels, especially when such a large portion of them are literal pakis.

>>212337109
kiss me

>>212337277
wish this were me (either)

>>212337134
>>212337185

Part of me is certain that Bonnie Blue is staunchly against female promiscuity. Like I think she is begging people to ask her, and themselves, why sleeping with 1,000 men is worse or different to a 'normal' woman sleeping with 50 different men a year off Tinder.

She understands the cognitive dissonance and is throwing it in people's faces. She knows fine well if they lambast her for letting 1,000 lads sling it up her then they must also criticise these modern, sexually liberated women. Yet they won't do that beause women's sexual liberation is immune from any criticism in modern life. She enjoys makin them squirm.

Don't get me wrong I know it's all a grift and money is the end goal but she's not an idiot.

>>143966506
>>143966506
>>143966506

>>212334945
>>212337238
To be fair those other blokes must be at least 6'8

a board game about running the east india company sounds like a rorke parody, if such a thing is socially acceptable anywhere in england then there is still hope.

>>212337291
utterly wild how they try and justify being a slut nowerdays
and if we protest we are "incel"

15 degrees today after I bought a 300 pound air con climate regulating system. Hope it's 40's next week.

>>212337310
sorry mate did you not want to go on 3 dates with a woman who is having sex with other men in between or indeed perhaps even on the night of, after she's finished the meal you paid for?

bloody cool it with the antisemitism

>>212337310
Not true mate someone would have to actually listen to your boring little opinions in the first place to label you something

Might get a buzz cut

>>212337321
He fell for the yank air

>>212337339
loooool
>>212337340
what are you on about women love seething about "incels"

>>212337321
500 degrees here

>>212337291
Not to mention she's the biggest whore around, normalising this behaviour for the next generation. She should unironically be stoned. Very grim person. If it was a quiet fetish on porn sites, whatever. But it's mainstream. Societal rot.

damn this nibba trump was shorter than i thought

ever thought about seeing a therapist?

>buy an air con
>gets conned

>>212337370
Trump owns you

watching greenland (2020)

>>212337370
That thing behind him is 12 feet tall and from the mountains

>>212337370
Hear Asmongold's take on the trump vs musk drama?

how to stop being cringe?

shit, this isnt google

>>212337382
feel fairly certain those skyscrapers aren't in Greenland

put on some socks that must have been at the bottom of the drawer for years because they STINK of scented fabric conditioner and I have long since grown up and moved on to fragrance-free detergent

>>212337355
>and if we protest we are "incel"
Mate you don't speak to any women in the first place

>>212337374
of course not

>>212337380
No but he's your commander in chief so Donald Trump reality tv star actually owns you

>>212337382
could have been kino if things kept getting worse

>>212337321
turn it around and it'll heat your house up

>>212337380
it was a very obvious joke but you still got rattled lmao

>>212337410
project on

it raining, it lush

>>212337396
I'm not watching a 4 hour vid mate just give me the qrd

sucking a ffee from my worlds greatest dad mug, coffees stale fuck me this is grim, still better than instant

>>212337418
He owns the libtards and Europeans epicstyle for my entertainment he's a public servant

poor lad's thinning already and he's only 19

>>212337478
yikes

>>212337505
need to shag her

>>212337478
needs to get on HRT pronto

>>212337478
lex Luther origin story

>>212337505
young rose west

>>212337370
Barron Trump will rule the stars.

>>212337535
Ruby Strangler

>>212337505
fucking bitch

New
>>212337549
>>212337549
>>212337549
>>212337549

>>212337505
would shag her until it fell off

Doing a poo lads