Pengdon edition

might have sex with a woman

just saw hmv selling now that's what I call sissy hypno

>>212337574
no you won't
>>212337583
no you didn't

>>212337574
ghiw y giba rabngke tghat

>>212337597
done those tall-tale tellers

>>212337605
ay caramba

>You look like one of the avengers
>You look like a nonce mate

>When Grammer was twelve years old, his grandfather died of cancer.[10] In 1968, his father was murdered in Saint Thomas during a wave of racial violence following the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.[9][11][12] In 1975, his sister was kidnapped, raped, and murdered in Colorado Springs, Colorado, by spree killer Freddie Glenn.[13] In 1980, his two teenage half-brothers died in a scuba diving accident.[13]

now that's what i call bad luck

nth for the holodem

>>212337688
enough to make a man hate certain people

leftypol demanding we walk over cliffs lest the cliffs be offended we treat them differently from flat ground

>>212337688
apparently he was on coke and an alcoholic for Frasier's entire run

quite based if you ask me

>>212337728
heard stuff about cheers and early frasier but surely not all of it

leftypol investigating if the white cliffs of dover are actually black beneath the surface

>>212337688
black people and the ocean owe this man a big apology

>>212337728
how did he manage to do it

>>212337787
apparently he'd walk onto set barely coherent and then switch to frasiermode the instant the camera started rolling

>>212337810
utter chad

>>212337787
ripped a big slug line in each nostril then went out and smashed it

>>212337803
the face of rorke

Pros of watching Asmongold:

>he's funny
>he's informative
>he's sharp witted
>he has great takes
>he often has the inside scoop
>he updates you on political and edrama

Cons of watching Asmongold

>grotty incels in /brit/ find him cringe

>>212337803
Why block out your address and dob if you’re gonna post your face and name lol

>>212337549 (OP)
I see it

Oh no there’s loads of immigrants! However will we cope!

>>212337843
utter tragedy
the man was escaping himself by any means necessary
acting like someone else or doing drugs

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has-text(/asmon|asmongold/i)

>>212337893
What's your weekly shopping bill looking like lefty pol? Feeling inflation yet? How's your rent going?

>>212337860
nah leftypol
>>212337871
it’s not me, google his full name

>>212337926
Lol stop worrying about these things so much

Pros of watching 4smongoId:

>he's funny
>he's informative
>he's sharp witted
>he has great takes
>he often has the inside scoop
>he updates you on political and edrama

Cons of watching 4smongoId

>grotty incels in /brit/ find him cringe

>>212337893

Rorke lost the war on immigration

>>212337946
new heathermong special interest just dropped

>>212337965
See these guys have got culture

Having a leftypol melty at the parentbergs watching GBNews and explaining why it's still dogshit

>>212337974
Reform are about to win next year so how so

>>212337976
I'm on 1200 pip a month that makes you mad and sad.? Cough up wageturd

Rorke sucking his own cock

Today's read

Pros of watching 4smongoId:

>he's funny
>he's informative
>he's sharp witted
>he has great takes
>he often has the inside scoop
>he updates you on political and edrama

Cons of watching 4smongoId
>you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

asmongoloid

Arsemongbronze

more of a hasan piker man desu
he tells it like it is
he stands for what's right

>Prosecutors are considering bringing further charges against Lucy Letby following the deaths and non-fatal collapses of babies at hospitals where she worked.
>The Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) received a "full file of evidence" from Cheshire Police regarding incidents at the Countess of Chester Hospital and Liverpool Women's Hospital.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yl273mlryo
2nd July 2025 (that's today)
Letbymongs where are you?

Who could have predicted this. Hate to sound like commiemong but i guarantee all the people and executives involved in the rebrand walk into new equally high paid jobs. The only people who will suffer are your factory workers

it lush

>>212338060
imagine believing that you retard

>>212337965
me on a friday night

Goes out once a week thinking about 4chan all the while (the only witness to his existence) and uploading photos

>>212338072
Imagine me kissing you on the cheek

>>212338066
This Earth
This Realm
This England

>>212338066
Um... thats my house

>>212338083
alri big D what's the plan this week

>>212338060
>Hate to sound like commiemong but
people like commiemong LOVE that kind of rebrand
anything that's not white and traditional is good
it is rorke that was right, as always

>>212338066
get it concreted over

get tower blocks built

get them fucking housed

>>212338060
Who could have predicted the company that stopped selling new cars had a drop in the sale of new cars?

really should take dogberge out

>>212338092
*snogs you*

>>212338111
This but unironically. We need more houses. Build on the green belt.

Hope all ur nans die

>dogberge
>berge

>>212338149
we need less biomass

>>212338149
No we need less people not more housing. Need to get the UK population back down to 50 mil

>>212338158
both of mine are dead, hope that helps

>>212338172
>>212338176
who will bring me kiza?

*pozloads your neghole*

>>212338139
what's the point of rebranding if you don't sell new cars?

>>212338191
pizza will be banned as part of a program to sculpt britain's flabby population into a race of musclebound chads

>>212338149
Mad house housing and infrastructure investment was sustainable for about 100years until about 2004

>>212338219
it makes leftypol's weewee happy

wheres mikey

Rajeev Kumar : "All I have want to say regarding Indian team selection "stupid stupid stupid!!""

>>212338247
jaguar ruined their brand

>>212338164
>>212338172
Mass deportations are probably never going to happen. It would cause riots.

White Americans tried to send black Americans to Africa about 200 years ago, and they ended up sending a few, but it wasn't very successful: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Colonization_Society

>>212338219
realised their current line up was atrocious and they needed to start again from scratch, they just went a bit too gay

>>212338060
Just found out they make land-rover defender in slovakia. Hypothetically when big companies shut down factories in UK (and tell everyone dont worry it means the product is cheaper for you) whats to stop the UK government saying fuck off if you do that 100% tariff on all your products

>>212338285
after wwii 10 million germs were expelled from eastern europe

>>212338300
they went full blown poz
hope it kills them

Wiggling mouseberg as to not appear away on teams while I do nothing but watch youtube videos all day while working from home

bet dey is showering? yeah? nice luh fresh shower

>>212338285
>In 1786, hundreds of Black Poor were receiving poor assistance.

>>212338285
No need for mass deportations, let's just reduce fertility (especially with immigrants) as much as possible. Give them free/forced sterilisations.

catberg having a much nicer time today now he's not boiling to death. felt very bad for the lad yesterday.

>>212338353
create a darkie genophage
planet wide

>>212338346
Seems like you find time to blog on 4chan as well you friendless twat.

>>212338370
erm GCHQue? this is the one

alcohol is never the answer, but it sure is a solution haha xx

>>212338308
Hope you like riding the bus there Rorke

>>212338379
Not sure what me posting here and watching youtube videos has to do with me having or not having friends

>>212338385
you know this is the only way for humanity to go forward
only eurasia can carry the flame of civilisation

>>212338409
>eurasia
looool timmy got a indochinese gf

>>212338388
I mean a british company, built by british people shouldnt move all its manufacturering to another country while retaining a token office in London

having a severe mental health episode in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

>onry eulasia can cally the frame of civirisation

>>212338379
howlgind oent aht freak

>>212338433
go have a wank to the blacked waifus thread on /gif/ to calm yourself down

>>212338385
>GCHQue

>>212338424
almost all of human progress stemmed from the eurasian continent

>William Pitt the Younger, prime minister and leader of the Tory party, had an active interest in the Scheme, because he saw it as a means to repatriate the Black Poor to Africa, since "it was necessary they should be sent somewhere, and be no longer suffered to infest the streets of London"

>>212338451
>the eurasian continent
no such place

Tonight I'm all alone in my room
I'll go insane if you won't sleep with me
I'll still be with you
I'm gonna meet you on the astral plane

>>212338472
it will be, once we get rid of the darkie dead weight

>>212338331
I guess eastern European countries were in a position to do that because they had just won a war against Germany. So okay, let's say the UK wants to expel the Pakistani diaspora. The UK might have to win a war against Pakistan (a nuclear armed nation) so that Pakistan wouldn't be able to push back at the idea of their diaspora being sent to their borders.

I just don't think mass deportations from the UK are going to happen. The political will within the country does not exist. I guess most Brits just aren't that racist.

>>212338353
Forced sterilisations of brown people are obviously not going to happen.

>>212338452
rorke posting this
leftypol asking if this prove that blacks have always been in london
rorke gobsmacked

>>212338365
It's lush, got the front and back door open and all yesterday's manky air blowing out for the cooler winds.

The boy next door is into better things
As far as I can see
The boy next door is into bigger things
The boy next door is me

>>212338509
rorke pointing out that even back then they were ruining london
leftypol owned

leftypol
rorke
rasheed
leftyrorke
rorkeypol
leftysheed
rorkeysheed

don’t know why but humidity + heat knocks me right out, feel bloody lethargic in this shite

if you see something that doesn't look right, speak to janny

Abdul's not seen Cleopatra
It's been almost now a year
How I wonder where she's at-ra
And I wish the old girl were here
Abdul yearns for Cleopatra in the early morning sun
Abdul loves Cleopatra, she's still the one

>>212338599
see it
say it
don't sort it because janny is one lazy cunt

>>212338365
why were you letting your kot boil to death

raping a cock with my arse

>>212338615
out of my hands with sunberg going mental
what could I do shut him in the fridge

Shake it to the max (Yeah)
Shake it to the max (Badman she love)
Sha-shake it to the max (Badman she love)
Please just rewind, let me shake it to the max (She love badman)

Some awful posts in here today

time to download some more porno

>>212338686
Just make sure he's got fresh air and shade and fresh water and all that stuff. I shave my cat with a cat hair shaver when he needs it but I wouldn't necessarily recommend that

So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

Zoomers don't believe me when I tell them about the 8g golden virginia with papers and filters for £2.50

They literally can't conceive of a world like that

Have 100gb of Natalie Mars porn downloaded myself, can't get enough of her

creepy unc trying to talk to teenagers lol

White men can only be gay in adverts
Black women and men are on top in adverts
That's the new world order you see

Jennifer Juniper lives upon the hill
Jennifer Juniper, sitting very still
Is she sleeping? I don't think so
Is she breathing? Yes, very low
Whatcha doing, Jennifer, my love?

>>212338732
>Just make sure he's got fresh air
pretty sure leaving the door open kills the fridge

get the vod watched

>>212338748
Remember ten packs? Used to pick one of em up before the year 11 house parties

>>212338686
>out of my hands with sunberg going mental
is it really?

>>212338748
Pic related, 12.5g of Cutters Choice for £2.20

>>212338836
I was a virgin freak who never got invited to school house parties or smoke 10 packs but I appreciate their existence

>>212338864
ffs rorke close the curtains

>>212338871
Well really the problem is the atmosphere - pic related

>>212338836
>>212338874
Hoping if reform do get in they'll bring back the 10 packs and reallow designs on the packaging

Scream imagine looking up and seeing the giant google car camera looking down at you

>>212338970
Just imagining it comedically zooming in and out on his willard trying to focus in

>>212338493
>Forced sterilisations of brown people are obviously not going to happen.
Why is everyone pushing for fertility rates though? We should be encouraging the opposite, especially among poor people/immigrants.

It's really simple
We encourage abortion in black and brown communities, and strictly ban it for whites

>>212337688
Hey baby my dad and sis were murdered
And now I do hate the blacks
Quite rightly

>>212338864
screaming

>>212338285
>would cause riots.
Good. We need a White planet.

>>212338874
reminds me of the shit I used to eat. this pic is from 2012.

>>212337688
Grim

>>212339122
grim

Hamsters don't even have any erotic associations
At least with bunnies, rabbits, doggies, kittens, pussies, horses, bulls, foxes, bears, there's some sort of sexual connotation at play

The beauty of the White woman shall not perish from this earth.

https://youtu.be/dCq6IULwCFg

>age of stars ending Ranni simp quoting Nietzsche when offering his case for it being the best ending
OMDS

>>212339187
don't know what any of that means

Very, very grim how the golden age of porn is ending
Gone are the days you could just load up xhamster, redtube etc
Remember on the PS3 there was an internet browser that you could use and I used to watch porn on that lol

>>212339122
a blogpost from 2012, what a boring twat you are

Was watching a history programme and it was using full blown AI instead of hiring actors. It was on Sky ffs not youtube. It's actually over.

>>212339122
those packages look like early 2000s i guess 2012 really was a long time ago

the history channel has fallen

where will we go now for ancient alien documentaries and repeats of Pawn Stars

chicken kyivs for lunch today

>>212338970
>>212339007

>>212339275
Now that’s what I call lush - and I do mean LUSH de lids xx

chokka on the m25 this morning, i'm an hour late for work

>>212339202
Used to watch porn on my Wii

>>212337688
>In 1972, his first wife, Neilia, and their daughter, Naomi, died in a car accident, leaving sons Beau and Hunter seriously injured. In 2015, Beau succumbed to brain cancer at 46. Biden himself faced a life-threatening brain aneurysm in 1988, requiring multiple surgeries. In 2025, he was diagnosed with aggressive Stage 4 prostate cancer that has metastasized to his bones. During his presidency, concerns about his age and health, including cognitive and physical decline culminated in his withdrawal from the 2024 re-election race. His son Hunter struggled with drug addiction and faced federal convictions for gun and tax offenses.

Sometimes people just go through life and life shits on them constantly

Bit like Job

where's mouse legend?

>>212339187
Lumi defending nietzsche and suggesting we wasn't an atheist

>>212339199
We all gotta simp for something, don't simp for ranni

>>212339319
Steve Job?

>>212339318
kek me too. I didn’t have my computer as a kid so getting a wii in my bedroom and the internet channel was my gateway to porn and wanking

>>212339318
somehow find this particularly reprehensible
the wii was the family console

>>212339349
dont care about tranny youtubers fuck off

>>212339351
No the lad from the Bible

Just had the most autistic phonecall. Said "have a great rest of the day" and I had no clue how to respond so awkward silence and then I rushed a ok bye and hung up. No hope for me lads. Sick of it.

>>212339414
bro lost 1000 aura :skull:

>>212339414
You too, cheers, bye

>>212339217
4chan was so much more comfy in 2012 mate

>>212339436
>>212339441
Haven't spoken to another person outside my household, so my parents, for probably 2 months now

>>212339446
I was in year 3 back then

hate 4chan lingo me 'kek kwab based buck broken' and the like, fucking shut up

you aren't really white if you don't drink matcha

I don't make the rules

>>212339517
ktim pipe down rorke or leftypol will kwab you

leftypol done

>>212339517
iaaptrc

>>212337803
did someone dox themselves again?

>>212339383
Lumi is too funny to be a tranny

>>212339566
redistribution of wealth
rorke wouldn't understand

>>212339621
Post a clip of her being actually funny then

tried a 30mg pablo nicotine pouch and almost passed out from the headrush

>>212339566
meanwhile rorke is getting driven to tesco in his mums Fiat 500

>>212339566
brotha done bust out the George Floyd shuffle

Might lose some weight, hit the gym, go clean shaven, start having regular athletic sex, earn a million pounds each year, really get my life on track

*pots the black off the break*

>>212339618
Guess you could say that

Debating with my mate that £2000 is still a reasonable sum of money to spend on a first time car but he's trying to claim you should spend at least £5000
Just a complete mug so he is

>>212339698
Meant to start this today but ended up putting off the gymtoil again

TikTok is actually crazy I’ve just spent 3 hours straight on it and it felt like 30 mins

>>212339719
First car? Buy the shittest thing possibble. Got me a toyota yaris for £1800. Insurance was more than that.

Quite looking forward to finding out which of my generation's childhood celebrities are nonces
Obviously Stephen Fry, but wonder if there will be some surprising ones, perhaps Dick and/or Dom

>>212339748
A clue gained

>>212339719
Not sure why people like you exist are you seriously that shit of a driver that you think every person will crash their first car. My first car was my dads Mercedes I drove that for 2 years not even a scratch

>>212339719
3k is reasonable

>>212337549 (OP)
weird illusion

>>212339759
Saw neil buchanan shagging a dog up the arse outside walthamstow tesco express

>>212339566
dont look back in anger leftypol lol

Next spacker appointment will be like "haha yeah you're a spastic and you're so mentally ill and irredeemable haha you should kill yourself"

>>212339784
i also have never scratched my car but 1 in 5 new drivers crash so statistically unless you're a moron you should account for that

also insurance will be cheaper.

Is it immoral to have a wank if you can hear your neighbours having a shag?

>>212339566
why were they recording?

can i know?

didn't get the "your ban has now ended" page this time
strange

>>212339648
I don't get recommended lumi clips and her humour is in the scenario streams, bantering with chat and yapping

>>212339836
i have thin walls in a shared house and any time stacy is getting slammed i wack the cock out and tug

>>212339834
So 4 in 5 won’t crash?
And insurance is expensive for new drivers no matter what

>>212339834
>but 1 in 5 new drivers crash so statistically unless you're a moron you should account for that
But only morons crash, so... I presume you meant to say "if you're a moron you should account for that"

>>212339836
>Is it immoral to have a wank
Yes.

>>212339849
Right so it sounds like she isn't funny then if you can't even attempt to post a single example

Blud won the fight without throwing a punch

Parentbergs bought me a 20k car despite me insisting that they shouldn't several years ago just for me to use it for about 3 years and have it sit almost still since grim

>>212339877
got a little bit horny watchinf this, which is odd considering I'm completely straight

>>212339877
homer simpson vs mike tyson

next lad that posts is getting my cock up his arse wahey

>>212339891
Personally would’ve sold it and bought crypto

>>212339907
scrmerangi

>>212339891
Why, don't you have anywhere to be?

unthinkingly referred to a business partner whose last name is Brown with the words "that Brown person" during a meeting yesterday

a couple people were jolted awake and you could feel the temperature in the room drop by a few degrees right there but no one commented on it

>>212339891
can I have it lad? :3

>>212339919
*gives you a jolly good seeing to*
wahey!

>>212339621
>>212339849
How many hours a day do you spend watching that stuff?

Just woken up
Shall be taking a shower and drinking some coffee

>>212339929
at least you didn't say "that brown cunt", god can you imagine

>>212339411
Jesus?

Watched a video of some Dorset farmers forcing a couple of pakis to pick up the rubbish they'd just fly tipped

Was pretty satisfying, smaller paki was shitting himself saying sorry over and over like Simon from the Inbetweeners

so then what should I have for my tummy dinner today? noodles? or should I order some proper food?

>>212340014
leftypol siding with the fly-tippers

Being a woman is fucking easy. Even if you’re ugly in the face just go gym and get an arse and you’re a 7/10 minimum now

>>212340014
If it were real you’d post a link

Rorke wanking his nob to imaginary scenarios omds

love and i mean love watching animal vids on youtube

what I really need is some meat because I'm anemic you see
I need to eat something's flesh

>>212339919
I couldn't do that, they'd never consider actually giving me money for something more useful but they couldn't stand to see me drive a shitter, so I have missed out on that experience which is a shame. They're the kinds of people with cars on a 3 year plan
>>212339924
I don't do anything and I hate going to new places, you see
>>212339932
Sorry lad, sunk cost now, worth around 9k

wish l had the energy to go shop

>>212340082
What car was it

>>212340068
might link your bare bottom with a branding iron

Sometimes forget this general is full of rich tory cunts getting bought 20k car's like its nothing and then complaining about it lmao

>>212340109
Don't we all

>>212340014
Mad to think that watching videos like that is the only way you will ever feel power in your life

>>212340120
wealthier than virtually every single human that ever lived, with all the social benefits that come from that, and he's still a fucking loser that relies on mummy and daddy for him to function lol

>>212340143
Pretty happy never having to interact with them to begin with to be honest

>>212340112
fiat multipla

>>212340163
Leave him alone he's got mental health

>>212339871
I barely watch Vtuber shorts, I've got no clips but I can post VODS I enjoyed

>>212340143
making posts like this is the only power you ever have lol

>>212340170
They don’t cost 20 grand

danny's goth girlfriend was very fanciable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9uIraL1Bw

>>212340183
Don't know why you've replied to me again to confirm she isn't funny enough for you to post any actual examples

get every single fucking root and branch in this nation ripped up and replaced with boiling hot tarmac

get every single bead of water washed away into an overflowing storm drain

we're closer to 2050 than to 2000

>Sometimes forget this general is full of rich tory cunts getting bought 20k car's like its nothing and then complaining about it lmao

>>212340190
Got multiple

That you lot pretending its normal to be bought £20,000 cars from your mum and dad?

>>212339949
Dunno, it depends who is live

>>212340195
Pic unrelated?

already 12:09pm mad that

>>212340239
it's normal for people who's parents were married at their birth yes

chavs are absolute scum at least as bad as niggers or pakis

>>212340262
dont think babies can get married mate

>>212340239
Single parent household?

These two are professional tennis players and they're married. Rorke seethes about couples like this.

Ah so you lot are pretending its normal to be bought £20,000 cars from your mum and dad

>>212340246
I'm into it
picture and video very related
I'm very into it

anyone watched this?

>>212340112
It's a polo
>>212340120
I insisted for them not to. I live in a shithole and council house, they just don't really think about what they are prepared to throw money at

>>212340292
ah yes, gael monfils i remember that perpetual loser
good for him, finding a boyfriend

>>212340313
>100% on rotten tomatoes
Wow it must be great

>>212340313
I can see 5 good reasons why I wouldn't ever watch it

>>212340292
Oh a slav whore married a black did she blimey

>>212340324
That's his wife and they have a kid together. But exactly as I predicted, you're seething about it.

>>212340068
https://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/1940153126096445950
Why would I lie about something so specific?

>>212340143
Project on leftypol

>>212340313
just had a 6 hour goon sesh to it actually what a coincidence

>>212340242
How about giving a rough estimate instead of playing dumb and avoiding the question like an embarrassed gimp?

hate lower class mongs me, they're so proud of the fact they're poor and make bad decisions

>>212340341
don't care, that useless sack of shit never won roland garros like noah did

>>212340344
Absolutely despise them

>>212340326
oh i simply MUST know the story behind this!

Meltdown imminent

I guess £1200 per month really isn't enough lol

in fact, french tennis has been nothing but perpetual disappointment, blacks or white

>>212340313
Wait, so like, are they migrants, and the school is Britain? Woah

>>212340344
hammered that green voter into the dirt

I've got no tonsils had them out when i was a child you see

>>212340344
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212340347
To children?

>>212340120
Seen you around the maisonettes

>>212340344
Leftypol desperately trying to come up with something he can "lmao" about

Rorke watching videos of brown people losing fights while fantasising about a mass deportation which will never, ever happen

>>212340201
Just ask for VODs next time

https://www.youtube.com/live/asnETMnldeo

>>212340355

Nothing to be embarrassed about, Vtubers are kino. But I don't know. Nimi hasn't streamed in almost a week. So I've been clearing through the watch list

Well I reckon it's about time to load up an Angela White video and have a wank

just realised there's a slur for my race (nafri)

>>212340413
actually rorke they're young adults

>>212340452
That's still not a specific example of her being funny so stop replying to me already

Heathermong's new autistic obsession is people on tiktok in serious debt then

new
>>212340461
>>212340461

>>212340460
Fuck off

>>212340452
Thanks for avoiding the question again because you're definitely not embarrassed by the amount of time you spend watching dross brainrot

>>212340344
all darkies know what to do: shit up nice places

>>212340452
>Nothing to be embarrassed about, Vtubers are kino
Simply not true is it

>>212340445
>yes they're shit people who're making the country worse but you can't get rid of them so I won this argument really
leftypol more like took the Leftypol

my bloody back is sore today
wanted to shag a prostitute this afternoon but now i think my back is in too much pain

>>212340206
and get the biomass IN

>>212340480
Creative variety streams is a quality seldom found in Vtubers and is of much value if not more than the sum of short Fillian and Subaru clips

VPN early new is already full of bot posts
This is his life

>>212340344
leftypol on the ropes LMFAO

>>212340511
It's bare facts

Since he refuses to give even a rough estimate im going to assume he's got his little anime videos on every waking moment of his life probably even falls asleep watching them

>>212340578
Bare faced lie

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies.