hold the jaw

poo smells lmao

Sven GORAN Ericsson

>>212340461 (OP)

>>212340499

please stay on this tiktok for 7 seconds so l can buy my cows medicine

>>212340499

Is there a good reason to not just hold on to a car for as long as possible after buying it outright? How old is too old?

>>212340502

looool she's been crying

Why is it feel more gay to kiss another guy than fucking him up the arse?

>>212340544
Wouldn't know I've only ever been shagged up the arse

>my bloody back is sore today
>wanted to shag a prostitute this afternoon but now i think my back is in too much pain

>>212340502
kek that is actually me btw

>>212340540
fucking hell she's on the edge lmao

>>212340540
JUST

>>212340540
Good

>>212340502
eddie on suicide watch

>>212340540
jesus christ

>>212340344
And then they drove a mile down the road and chucked it out. Well done mate

>>212340548
Final reply from me, you have provided no examples, you are clearly not going to provide any, you have none to provide, don't waste your time replying to this post I won't read it or reply back

when i have a wank i have to have one leg out of my trousers, can't do it any other way

>>212340534
Get him clothed for gem status

>>212340540
turns out lying about having an important job is easier than having an important job!

The paki fears the Devonshire bvll

>>212340540
OOF

>>212340570
You are a braindead cunt who should be shot

>>212340540
qrd?

>>212340540

>>212340611
When people become upset they tend to cry

>>212340540
At one point you could genuinely see the tears rolling down her face so she's actively crying. They'll lie and say it's hay fever I'm sure but she looks miserable as well.

think rorke got a bit angry about a nafri posting in this thread

First article.— Western civilisation is under the grip of an anti-
white ideology that has been imposed in every white country after the
Second World War.

Second article.—The fair race is being exterminated by genocidal
levels of immigration: a wholesale European, North American and
Australian population replacement for non-whites.

Third article.—Ergo, the twenty-first century will be the darkest
hour for the fair race.

Fourth article.—Whites either gain a sense of themselves or
they are going extinct.

Fifth article.—Only an ethnostate will save them from
extinction.

Sixth article.— If the ethnostate is formed, a constitution may
start with the words: We hold these truths to be self-evident: Men are
created unequal. All men are unequal—nowhere in the natural world,
and Man is part of Nature, is anything equal. Equality does not exist
in Nature, only in the abstract world of mathematics and in the minds of delusional humans.

Seventh article.—The rest follows from this…

i see cat deely is doing this morning now. did they get rid of holly as well as phil the nonce?

So has enough bad decisions happened now that you lot will be stupid enough to vote the Tories back in again?

>>212340622
that's not what i meant!

Mental how we've got a poster from Kosovo here

>>212340611
>>212340622
also, she's a woman, which means they get hysterical

>>212340611
it's when droplets of water run from your eyes, often as a result of being upset

>>212340655
there's a few ethnicities but i think people pretend to be white to avoid derailing the thread

>>212340655
Isn't that just a gimmick?

>>212340645
https://www.google.co.uk/

>>212340540
It's ok, she'll be laughing when she's dipping her hand into the wagies' pockets to cover the bennies bill.

>>212340570
Well done leftypol you got your snide little dig in. We're all proud

Fly tipping is bad

This one is for all of the darkies in here pretending to be white lads, some good tunes from you fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kGz322ETfA

>>212340671
Obviously not true unless this is your first minute posting here

>>212340673
You think the war with Serbia was "just a gimmick"?

>>212340640
>Western civilisation is under the grip of an anti-
white ideology that has been imposed in every white country after the
Second World War.
A powerful group is almost genocided into oblivion tries to get revenge on the people they hold responsible...

>>212340705
there are 40 regular posters, apart from the obvious ones only about 5 mention they are not british

>>212340655
um

>>212340722
mental how fucking fit they look

>>212340676
read about it on wikipedia. apparently she left because someone was going to murder her.

>>212340722
XVI MCCC

>>212340727
Most of the threads are derailed every day by people pretending to be non-white or accusing others of it but I see your point aside from about 90% of the posts most people here dont mention it

>>212340688
done him lmao

>>212340763
mental how you're here 24/7 and just spend the entire time moaning and whining about the place

>>212340787
He's very nice though

>>212340540
bloody hell I checked it and she's still crying.

>>212340512
Why do you think all immigrants are shit? Many immigrants are law-abiding people who work jobs, contributing to the country, as well as to the public finances. Meanwhile many white people are criminals who hurt society and cost us money because the state has to pay for prisons.

>>212340787
Seems I struck a nerve

>>212340806
>Many immigrants are law-abiding people who work jobs, contributing to the country, as well as to the public finances. Meanwhile many white people are criminals who hurt society and cost us money because the state has to pay for prisons.
flipping the script, no one's buying it

rorke's da

>>212340705
>You think the war with Serbia was "just a gimmick"?
Back in 2000, just a few months after the NATO bombings of Serbia my dad took me to a UEFA Cup match between Leicester City and Red Star Belgrade. Everyone at the stadium kept making bomb noises at the Serb players and their supporters all match. It was tremendous banter. Definitely wouldn't be allowed these days.

Shame we lost tbqh.

>>212340583
Consession accepted

https://youtube.com/watch?v=10YtM2HZ7Ew?si=m94OKgtemyNDLTXQ

>>212340826
why did she do it ?

>>212340806
>cost us money because the state has to pay for prisons.
I too support the death penalty

>>212340826
But yesterday Rorke read a headline without reading the article and stated she would be freed

Is "hold the jaw" a common expression? Got interested because it sounds like "håll käften" in Swedish. Never heard it before.

>>212340857
>Is "hold the jaw" a common expression?
no

I've been like that since I was a kid with the volume on the tv

nth for the baddiedem

>>212340838
impossible, rorke's dad would never get vaxxed

>>212340840
lol
It's a shame how times have changed isn't it

>>212340838
Some lucky bastards on the other side of the road there

n+1th

>>212340862
Cool if it exists at all. Sounds extremely Swenglish.

It has the tone of "shut the fuck up" here. Don't say "håll käften" to a Swede unless you mean it.

>>212340857
they'll have to hold your jaw in place with screws when I'm done with you

Endless and ever increasing statuary burdens on the taxpayer levied so unproductive people and those who cannot work can have a meagre lifestyle of their own
The future looks bright

>>212340806

Sky News talking about her crying KEK

it's over

>>212340897
No one has ever said it before

>>212340920
leftypol? erm, leftypol?!

>>212340897
wouldn't know how to pronounce that anyway

>>212340929
So why was she crying? I'm not a politicsmong

>>212340932
Great minds think alike. OP is the guy who made us say it, except less dead.

>>212340806
>Many immigrants are law-abiding people who work jobs, contributing to the country, as well as to the public finances

Wow so some don't actively commit crimes and work and pay tax as per the requirements of living in this country?
That's the absolute bare minimum you should be doing and half of them can't even achieve that
Now add in that they don't integrate, drive up prices, hang around street corners, demand concessions from the government, look funny, don't know how to use headphones and fucking STINK and they're clearly a net negative

>>212340929
strong & stable

you now remember that time Liz Truss failed to show for PMQs due to a mental breakdown

>>212340929
Crying because she sold her soul to moloch?

>>212340929
am I missing anything? moght watchit later

looks like a dad talking to bullies on his daughter's behalf

>>212340955
Sky News is suggesting it may be BBC withdrawal

>>212340920
>Romania at the bottom
Can someone explain this to me? I find that very surprising

>>212340952
"Hole keff-then", roughly. Drop it plenty if you ever go to Sweden for interesting reactions.

Mad how kino the early 2010s were

>>212340955
The BBC is suggesting it may be Sky News withdrawal

>>212340951
would smack this freaks head through the wall

>>212340905
need all statues removed

>>212340806
this nigga buying a bag of apples even though he knows one is poisoned.

>>212340891
CORRRRRRRRRRR CHEBA

>>212340958
What

>>212340988
*Chef is better though. Soft K.

>>212340998
not a big fan of htting women myself

>>212340973
>looks like a dad talking to bullies on his daughter's behalf

now I'm wondering if there's porn of this. You know like how there's that genre of porn where the mum ends up getting shagged by the son's bully? Surely there must be a genderswapped version of that

you have to ask these questions

>>212340540
oof those bags

>>212340461 (OP)
NOT that tone.

>Sometimes forget this general is full of rich tory cunts getting bought 20k car's like its nothing and then complaining about it lmao

>>212341013
I mean that it literally means that. Never heard it in English. Someone thought it.

>>212341017
>>212340929
THE FIRST FEMALE CHANCELLOR CRIES

I hope you’re pleased with yourself. Mum’s been crying all night and might lose her job. Have you considered what effect that’s going to have on this family?

>>212341024

why does female sweat smell and taste so different?

How can we create a new network like the 2000s internet?

>>212341036
I'm going to sit contently being confused by you and your Swedish ways

if i'm racist yeah, then how come my favourite takeaway is chinky?

>>212341046
I was a big fan of the 'Kier Starmer is your new step-dad' gimmick when it was around so I enjoyed this post.

felt that gimmick deserved much more than what it got

>>212340920
So Britain looted and ruined many countries and now people from those countries are looking to Britain for help. Interesting isn't it. I suppose you could say it's a case of "fuck around, find out".

Might play Kinojima's latest ludo.

>>212341067
The Internet was irreversibly ruined in September 1993 and never recovered.

>>212341071
We're probably confusing fucks when we're confounded by something.

>>212341076
I think you made that up

Need to get my life sorted

dogberg has just urinated on the kitchen floor

>>212341076
She used to be milf tier
Same with Liz Kendall and Liz Truss

I love playing Skyrim, and I make my Dovahkin to look just like the character Sven, and I name him Sven Hildeson, and just roleplay as Sven, so I'm a guy who works at the lumbermill and me and my best bro Faendal just hang out, working hard and fucking shit up in dungeons by night.

>>212340929
F

>>212341084
So youre saying migration is punishment? Interesting.
Could you name some of the countries "looted and ruined"

>>212340826
Why do they hate her so much

>>212341103
I'd still plap her.

>>212341098
It was pre-election and pre Big-Hand Kier.

I mean it was literally like 2 or 3 posts from one dedicated individual, easily missed. But I thought it was funny. Going to try and find an example in the archive now.

Hows my fellow schizos doing? How you coping with The Horror?

thunder outside
mad that i have as much idea of what causes thunder as the vikings it could well be thor for all i know

>>212341090
Don't act like you're actually that old.

Rights for whites -- it's not complicated.

>>212341103
eyes too close together

>>212341131
Thank you, loremaster

>>212341123
I don't think it's punishment, it's just that Britain was callous in the treatment of its colonies, (the countries that were looted and ruined), and now we're facing the consequences of those actions.

what will Rachel's next job be then?

Scousers waking up and catching up on the olds about Reeves crying

>>212341123
>>212341084
So you're saying if you colonise other countries, you deserve those countries to ruin yours generations later?
So how does this affect Ireland? Who did we colonise to deserve being overrun by Indians and Brazilians?

>>212341150
>it's just that Britain was callous in the treatment of its colonies, (the countries that were looted and ruined),
Which countries were ruined?

>>212341131
>Big-Hand Kier.
don't remember this one

>>212341150
We're facing the consequences of traitorous politicians, we could have had the empire and never brought these people in

>>212341153
>$300 a month doesn't cover my phone
Shut the fuck up.
If you're paying $10 per day on your phone, you're a fucking retard.

>>212341100

>>212341138
My dad told me about it, he was a postdoc at the time and I was four years old.

>>212341166
I do, especially the one with him holding the pint glass

Back when this general had a sense of decorum

>>212341062
I NEED to fuck her mouth

>>212340603
That’s inciting violence
Expect a knock from the police

Avoided the temptation to have the little fella on the bike bring my lunch to me and instead had a cheese sandwich hope you're all proud of me

>>212341150
leftypol effortlessly switching gears from "immigration is good" to "immigration is a punishment you deserve" without noticing the doublethink

why is she crying

>>212341166
there was a short period of time when it was fashionable to post edits of Kier Starmer with slightly larger than normal hands to lend him an aire of masculinity

new ink as of today lads

>>212341150
So no answer, ok. A consequence of our actions" (despite the fact universal suffrage didnt occur until 1918) sounds like a punishment to me

>>212341090
What happened then?

>>212341199
no contradiction, punishing your enemies is good

leftypol molesting children

i think itll be funny to see what happens to the culture in these islands in a couple of generations when everyone is beige and brown. the scottish and irish will have to lose their victim complexes and the english wont be blamed for colonialism

>>212341207
oh yeah that was a good one to be fair

>>212341100
He's done you

>>212341157
Collective white guilt

>>212341153
she would make a nice cadaver

Where's LORD SWASTIKA?

>>212341239
I'll be dead so it doesn't matter.

>>212341157
The Irish contributed a disproportionate number to the military forces of the British empire

>>212341261
alri richard tice

chugging vitamin drink

leftypol giving violent misogynists a free pass if they agree with him on niche economic matters

ever wonder if any of the people you're acquainted with are secretly far right extremists?

England's reputation truly never recovered after Braveheart

>dalai llama confirms he will have a successor
How is this man still relevant in 2025?

i didn't colonise anyone why should i be punished for the sins of my ancestors?

>>212341150
Was it?
India was ruled by the Mughals who may have gone on to be supplanted by the Marathas. I’m not sure either would have been bastions liberal democracy and economic growth. Africans at the time were hunter gatherers.

Just curled out a small boat cronem into the bog

>>212341270
Genuinely mad that a politician said that

>>212341293
ummm.... shut up whitey

>The Nords believe that their race was forged in the Throat of The World, and thus promised the land of Skyrim, but they were displaced and fled to the ice continent of Atmora to the north, before coming back, and committing genocide against the now native Dwemer and Snow Elves. They now demand that Skyrim belongs to the Nords, and see any criticism of an independent Nord state of Skyrim as anti-Nordism that warrants violence

>>212341307
well he had to avoid offending Grand Vizier Yusef didn't he

argh I can't find any examples of that 'Kier is your new step-dad' gimmick in the archive despite trying numerous keywords

basically the gist was that it would be an image of Kier and his wife and there would be a greentext comment alongside the image it with fictional text suggesting Kier's wife in the image was the reader's mum and she was encouraging the reader to spend more time with Kier as he's been making an effort to get to know [the reader] and the mum would appreciate if her son would try as well

perhaps you had to have grown up with a step-dad to find it funny but I thought it was good

>>212341292
He's just a hans been from the Diana/Mandela era of trendy liberal celebrities
Also he's a nonce

>>212341164
The ones that the UK colonised and started wars in

>>212341199
I literally said I don't think it's a punishment. As for immigration being good, I think immigration can be good when we receive people who are willing and able to do jobs that help the country. But the picture that was posted was a graph about people in social housing - people who need assistance. Look at how the countries at the top of the list (Somalia, Jamaica, Ghana, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Iraq) are areas that were colonised by the British or where the British have waged wars.

reckon adam curtis is full of shit he writes a basic narrative and then steers every fucking thing he possibly can towards it

>>212341357
>The ones that the UK colonised and started wars in
Which ones? Name them
Which countries were ruined?

>>212341346
Have you tried spelling his name correctly?

you're getting trolled you fucking idiots

>a hans been

>>212341346
I remember that gimmick
It was about how the Keir stepdad had made a special effort to take the reader to the football

>>212341207
Love this

>>212341367
His name is Kier, hence Two Tier Kier

>idiots (plural)

Can't believe how many of you mongs will willingly reply to obvious bait

big hands keir (a hands-been gimmick)

>>212341402
Just a bit bored x

leftypol getting mugged by a wog then apologising to him

>>212341394
I think you'll find his name is actually "Keir"

>hans been

She’s absolutely fucked it. Every tear drop pushing borrowing rates higher and higher

>>212341224
The Internet was mostly accessible to people in academia (including students) at the time, and the meme was that it went to shit every September/October when a new batch of students arrived, and it took months for them to integrate and stop ruining it. Kind of like summer or election posters on 4chan. Except the Internet was opened to the general public at the start of 1994, so it's like September 1993 never ended and things only ever got worse.

If you use the sdate command on a Unix system, it will tell you the current date is the 11628th of September 1993.

>>212341357
Islam ruined somalia not the british

Yanks? Done.

>>212341431
mad how this is 10x the disturbance that brought now liz truss but somehow the media won't harp on about this 24/7

>>212340580
BOSH

>>212341357
Iraq wasn't colonised you twat, it was just under a mandate for a few years after the Ottoman empire collapsed

>convince them you're American by uh.... having good teeth?
Right... Well. Yeah. That's them done.

>>212341438
the famously advanced civilisation of preislamic somalia

>>212341432
Fascinating
Thanks mate x

>>212341438
ruined what? a load of mud huts and 68iq gorillas killing each other with spears and eating each other?

Hmmm...

need a fat cholo to eat 40 tacos and 50 burritos and strap her arse to my face for the next 12 hours

>Keir Starmer declines to rule out tax rises to pay for welfare concessions when pressed at Prime Minister's Questions

Wanked on and off for about 14 hours yesterday and then woke up with a stiffy. How's that happen then?

tired of people overusing the word "that"
fatiguing to read and listen to
very poor english
stop it

>>212340838
story?

Amazon is such a scam I ordered something at 9pm last night and they tried to get me to pay a fiver for next day delivery I chose free delivery instead and it’s still arriving today anyway

africans be like hmmm im a bit peckish i think ill kill my neighbours and eat them

>>212341517
you belong in the amazon you fucking pygmy

Main headline in the DM looool

>>212341506
a "cholo" is a man
"chola" is the feminine version

>>212341509
Pay your fucking tax

>>212341509
well the country obviously wants higher taxes or they wouldn't have voted labour in

>>212341517
this happens to me but i live 3 minutes from the amazon warehouse so i guess they drop it off on their way

The lads

>>212341537
thanks, next time i coompost i will get it right

>>212341509
leftypol joyous about paying more tax for his overlord starmer

>>212341536
Left photo has completely sealed her fate. Crying THAT much

>>212341536
gives me the fear that I share a general with daily mail readers

>>212341550
>willingly consuming propionic acid
oh dear oh dear

The lad

The lads

>>212341536
Lav it

>>212341505
The famous usa intervention of iraq (2003)

um

>>212341536

>>212341576
horrid stuff

>>212341550
bleached shite

>>212341576
I love these things

>>212341536
British politics has been in chaps since 2016

>>212341505
mental how they keep getting away with it
germany was responsible for this

>>212341427
christ you're right, I've been typing it Kier this whole time what a mong

found the gimmick in question

knob up my arse

The cup of lad

wonder what poo for tea lad's having for tea today

>>212341577
umm

>>212341577

>>212341566
Guardianistas will be out in force "i for one welcome a softer Chancellor who is affected by real issues. Not a sign of weakness but strength and femininity"

The fig lads

Labour should just go large at this stage.
Put the retirement age back to 65, double benefits, give everyone 20k a year ubi, spend spend spend. If it goes wrong fuck it that's what people wanted.

>>212341610

Sir Useless Wanker

for me it's pumpernickel sourdough

>>212341637
Called these figgarolls until i was about 24

Honestly fucking HATE how banks are always open at the shittest times ie when you're busy at work and then slam close at 4:30pm and the weekends but I can summon a McFlurry on a motorbike at 2am.

>>212341610
can definetely see him trying this for a week before he and the son agree to ignore each other's existence permanently

>>212341616
do they have special water in scotland then?

>>212341637
with a fig roll I think you'll be alright buying the non-McVities, own-brand one

I know because I've bought them and they taste the same. There's not a lot of biscuit technology behind the fig roll.

>>212341661
Yeah what we do is we make the tap water actually drinkable

u,
m

>>212341568
You've been done, Rachel, resign NOW

>>212341616

Praise Kier

Uh oh stinky

rachel reeves is proud of calling herself the first woman and in the great tradition of the first first woman she's a distaster who ruined everything

>>212341637
a version of these called fig newtons used to be very popular in the u.s.
haven't seen a pack of them in years now dunno what happened

Poor Reeves, I’m sure the bennie scroungers are delighting at this BRAVE woman for daring to take away unearned money from those leeches

>>212341647
They should deport a bunch of wogs

Known as "Kier" to his mates (has no mates).

>do they have special water in scotland then?

>>212341669
No you don't, it's just like that naturally

>>212340951
mad how they still exactly act with the same word voodoo evil women do

>>212341702
>distaster
ffs what a mong I am going to get bradley'd for this

>>212341660
unironically this was me and my step-dad. Mum was with him for perhaps 20 years and we never had a conversation. He was a nice man as well, deserved better than my mentally insane mum

in the end it was her who broke it off with him, being a headcase as she is. I think his kids were glad for it since she was always horrible to him.

>>212341536
>The PA news agency reports that Labour minister Ellie Reeves appeared to be holding her sister’s hand as she left the chamber on Wednesday
Soft cow get the F out!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8BghtchvsI

Rachel Seethes

Gulls outside on a mad one.

>>212340929
God I would love to have someone look at me like that.

>>212341708
they should cut my balls off and shave them over spaghetti like truffles

Israel has killed at least 43 Palestinians in attacks across the Gaza Strip since dawn today, according to medical sources in Gaza.

I would probably cry too if I were in her shoes desu

>>212341515
consensus on /ck/, where it was posted originally, is that he choked on his food and then simultaneously had a heart attack (then crashed the lorry)

>>212341737
Single mothers, eh lad?

>>212341771
Good

>>212341771

>people in the middle east have killed people in the middle east today
fascinating posts as always from the yanks

>>212341785

Terrone starting his 16 hour shift early today

>BREAKING: Gordon Brown in talks with No. 10 to replace Rachael Reeves as Chancellor

>>212341828
Get her name right next time

maggie thatcher the poo snatcher

>>212341836
It was the Guardian jouro I copied it off

>>212341828
Remember when he sold all our gold at cut price?

>>212341828
who are the other candidates? are they going to dig up james callaghan?

Early VPN new in 3.. 2...

>>212341536
Liz Truss would never.

Made how it'll be Blair and Brown in charge again next year

they have chargeable henry hoovers now you don't even need to plug them in

>>212341882
nah just this one from me today

Apparently Reeves was upset due to a personal matter, according to a Treasury spokesperson

>>212341910
The personal matter of getting fucking SACKED

>>212341910
being fired is a personal matter

Rachel Reeves sex arse

>>212341752
get those cunts stoned

>>212341813
No clue what that's supposed to mean to me but cheers anyway

>>212341910
palestinian rent boy tried to blow her house up?

>>212341904
Mad that its a british company that produces hoovers in the UK. Mad

>>212341963
>>212341963
>>212341963

Corbyn for Chancellor

>>212341925
you've just sealed your fate I'm afraid

>>212341774
grim