Thread 212341963

Bradworthy edition

Right we all had a good laugh at that webm yesterday but it's just not funny if you keep posting it constantly

Sir Rachael Sneeds

heathernonce
toby
dtfic
all must die

I'm tired of my life

1200 quid a month on PIP and UC here

rachel leaves

>>212341776
In retrospect the entire 20 year relationship between my mum and step-dad was purely so my mum could afford continue to afford living in the house after my dad divorced her.

It sounds cynical, and perhaps there was love there at some point early on, but I never saw it. Being an adult now and knowing my mum as I do I feel safe in saying that it was entirely for financial reasons. I wonder if on some level her snide remarks and general bitchy-ness towards stepdadberg was because on some level she resented that she 'had' to be with him just to stay afloat.

He was a genuinely nice man as well. I'd like to think that his mere presence in the household those 20 years tempered the insanity somewhat and even though I have grown up to be a complete failure and mentally insane myself, I'd have been much worse had there been no man in the house whatsoever (to say nothing of the fact that there's no way we'd have been able to afford living in that house without him and would likely have starved to death).

>>212341990
tobes is a heavenly saint kys

BlueSky is saying she wasn't crying at all

just checked outer int and literally the whole first page is filled with nothing but generals grim how did we get here

Mad how uncorrupt the UK is. Never had a minister of any cabinet charged with corruption. Amazing really must all be really good

keir starmer fucks rentboys

>>212341985
Rachel Sneed is a user in the /britfeel/ discord. A chef, or works in a kitchen.

She was when I spent some time there at least, dunno if she's still there.

>>212341963 (OP)
google maps car caught me changing a wheel on my car. I look proper manly, arm flexed, wheel brace in hand.

won't post it for doxx reasons but VERY proud of that look.

2200 a month on wages here

>>212342056
we know

>>212342039
Righto

underwear smell of sweat and piss, hate this weather

>>212342039
I was unsure when that one lad posted stills of her puffy eyes but in the webms that were posted she's clearly in tears.

>>212342076
How much on tax, rent etc lad? 1200 a month on PIP tax free in my parents house wahey.

>>212342017
why do germans love poo and farting arses and shit eating so much it's such a nasty national fetish

>>212342095
this is why women shouldn't be involved in politics

Poor thing is pre-menopausal and feeling a bit vulnerable right now. Probably desperate for a young lad to shag her silly and some cuddling afterwards xx

>>212342095
Fucking hell
Her press office have said it was a "personal issue" kek

>>212342110
I deserve attention because I had a poor upbringing.

thank you for your consideration

>>212341990
toby is the best poster in /brit/ history

>>212342095

scuhreaming
its utterly over for the liberal regime
rorke won again

>>212342113
Find talking about money very boring sorry x

>>212341990
all the same person

>>212342095
shes so fucking cute and i could save her

>go do some job hunting bullshit
>notice town center is full of people and roads are cordoned off
>think nothing of it
>go back home
>turns out the fucking king and queen are visiting my town

>>212342127
personal issue of being personally upset having your name dragged through the mud and battered daily in the press for more U-turns than a carnival caterpillar ride

>>212342095
leftypol seeing this and declaring her to be a strong and stable woman full in control of her emotions, no wandering womb here no siree

miss Reeves needs
to

Watch
Mr Bean to be Happy !!

>>212341963 (OP)
>bradworthy
>brad worthy

why has no one responded to this with a pic of you know who?

>>212342174
Did you ask them for a job?

>>212342125
>pre-menopausal
how
she looks 60

>>212342174
Swear 90% of /brit/ is Scottish

>>212342197
how about you reply to yourself yet again with an image of him

>>212342199
too many people to push past to ask
and i only found out after i got home because its fucking soaking wet

>>212342095
Isnt this ai? Am i dumb

>>212342197
The webm was originally posted yesterday, at which time that observation was made. You may be forgiven for not knowing that as not everyone is here all the time.

>>212342174
going to scurry back out there so you can line the streets and shout "hurrah!"

>>212342174
Good luck finding a job in Kirkcaldy

>>212342227
Well that's what you get for being an east coast poof

>>212342125
get on a flight and giver that big balkan cock tonibler my son

>The Chancellor of the Exchequer's salary is £72,454 per year, in addition to their MP salary. This is the standard salary for a Cabinet-level Minister who is also a Member of Parliament. The Chancellor's total pay package also includes their MP salary, which is £93,904 per annum as of April 1, 2025.
>Therefore, the total remuneration for the Chancellor of the Exchequer is £166,358.

I'd be crying too if they lowered my salary by 72k.

yeah love politics me
love watching middle aged people talk about boring shite

>>212342174
>kirkcaldy
You poor wee thing

>>212342213
She’s 46

>>212342225
actually a naturalized polack living in scotland for the past decade and a half, but yeah there is a lot of neets here so im not surprised
>>212342250
better than the big cities
>>212342247
2 years neet, im not surprised
>>212342284
it ain't too bad here

>>212342263
mad how that's just a drop in the bucket compared to all the bribes

>>212342298
You're a boring friendless cunt

>>212342225
in the past it's been established there's a good 7-8 lads living in the southside of glasgow alone, not even counting the tobester

>>212342263
MPs only make 94k? mental

>>212342263
Do you think it's hard for them to get a loan. Do you think the banks like "well you may have no income in 4years time at the next general election"

>>212342298
The job market is unironically better in Poland than Fife what on earth are you doing.

>>212342238
it's very obviously ai
/brit/ is retarded as usual

>>212342310
why has there never been a glasgow meetup?

>>212342273
did you know that political discussions are considered off topic on /int/ ?

>>212342327
too busy jerking off, and my family is too paranoid of me getting drafted to the army because there's rumors of conscription or some bullshit since the ukraine war started but i haven't been able to find anything on it
>>212342309
i know!

>>212342313
all politicians use their connections and authority to make a lot more alongside their official salary

rainy on my day off so sitting in the flat I share with my girlfriend having a coffee and reading my kindle paperwhite

>>212342313
>only
It's far too much

would definitely shag f1nn for money, not gay but for the right price it's very doable

>>212342373
> ?
French mong VPN off

>>212342348
Im the smart one >:)

>>212341963 (OP)
They patched it baka

She was not crying

It was sweat from the heatwave

>>212342348
>>212342238
It's not AI

>>212342349
because retards here are convinced that their every post is tracked and the moment they show their face they will be arrested or something
could literally post a selfie and passport and address and nothing would happen

>>212342402
Now do average wage in the same time period
Now do immigration in the same time period
Ive got a strange feeling...

sometimes when i'm at toil i sneak off for a wee in the bushes behind the building, restrooms are for suckers

Haven't had a job since May 2024.
Reckon I'll never get one.

Dominos have done me fuck sake tried to say I was disabled so I need a online voucher but they called my bluff

>>212342384
It's a nothing burger and barely different from the usual reservists that were already getting called up for a few weeks of duties.
But desu I can't get drafted as I'm not a Polish citizen so don't need to worry about that.

>>212342469
Are you so disabled you can't pick up a phone?

>>212342469
What a pathetic little existence you have

>>212342469
>tried to say I was disabled so I need a online voucher but they called my bluff
You'd better get some crutches for when you toddle into the shop

>>212342388
even backbenchers?

>>212342402
94k is hardly a liveable salary in London

might move to another dimension

>>212342143
Just three gay men staring at each other

>>212342485
I hate having to phone people who aren’t friends or family

Fuck sake first it's faking a disability at the Job Centre now it's faking a disability for a Dominos.

>>212342469
roll in there on a wheelchair and make a scene

>>212342466
november 2022 for me

fuck a cock

if you call up dominos to place an order for delivery how are you supposed to pay do you give them your card details over the phone?

>>212342469
show us your email where you said you were disabled lad, could be a classic

Honestly can't tell whats more embarrassing, joining a foreign general and pretending you speak the lingo or using a vpn to pretend to be foreign and speaking the lingo

>>212342555
you give the brown fella money

doing science

>>212342555
Cash

>>212342466
Graduated from uni in 2012 and have done NOTHING since then me.

>>212342582
toby ahh research paper

When you think about it a hammock is just a sling for your torso.

oh yeah baby, it's been a productive day on the ol' runescape

Imagine having a personal lost decade
mental

>>212342476
fair enough - not sure if its worth the effort to get a brit passport seeing as i've yet to find a need for it and i doubt it would do anything to ward me off from it, and maybe giving me bragging rights that i got 2 passports

>>212342531
I wasn’t faking it for a free domino’s. They owed me a free dominos after they destroyed my pizza but the voucher they gave me doesn’t work online you have to use it in store

best part of going out to buy the morning bread is to see the uncs still drunk af after a night of liquor

>>212342609
It'd be more productive if you stayed there instead of spamming here so go back to your little video game

>>212342569
Phoneposting is too dire so needs must.

>>212342469
>>212342601
Fucking hell, the state of written English these days

>>212342667
obviously you have no idea how passive runescape is if you think the correct way to play is to be active in it haha you fucking IDIOT

>>212342651
lol yeah I’m a retard

the horus heresy

Americans deserve to laugh at us for how much you lot love shoving dogshit Domino's down your gullet.

>>212342666
cheers ill drink to that

>>212342095
Clearly unfit for the job if she's that fragile. Any politician who believed in what they're doing would've stuck to their guns instead of caving in.

>>212342598
these are the people who will replace us :(

hulk hogan hersey

>>212342656
How did pretending to be disabled come into it?

>>212342349
there was brief talk of one in Shawlands a few years back but I don't think it ever materialised

I'd attend one, nothing better to do

>>212342703
some autists have made this lore their entire life

>>212342744
Well I thought if I say I’m disabled they’ll be forced to give me a voucher which will work online

>>212342632
Based wog murdering the batty boys

>>212342776
Yeah well he didn't so forward your complaints to them and not us. You won't because you're a coward.

>>212342632
nigga was shagging them? lol

get every single front garden in this nation ripped out, the earth salted and a fresh driveway plumbed in so your missus can park her financed Evoque

>>212342817
Not only batty boys but nonce rapists too one of them drugged and raped a 15 year old boy and recorded it and used it to blackmail him

>>212342776
Trying phoning them again but put on a voice that makes it hard for them to hear so you can drag it out and get another voucher.

you can get lidl's pizza which copies dominos and taste 10x better. ludo pizzas are now in stores with a wide range of toppings only 12p each

>>212342829
so it happened AGAIN

>>212342827
He was some sort of gay porn star they hired as part of their gay trio

>>212342225
Scotland and northern ireland are full of chudcels it's no wonder they're over represented here. I would note that catholics are particularly drawn to being 4chan incels, old firm games on spee are usually solely populated with celtic fans.

>>212342823
Why are u so mean
>>212342846
I didn’t phone them up I emailed them I hate phoning companies

>>212342703
time stopping and the Vengeful Spirit merging with the Palace in The End and the Death was the laziest plot device in the history of fiction

imagine that your solution to getting all the characters that you need in the correct time and place is to magically stop time and merge all locations into one so the characters from across thousands of miles can just walk onto the stage and interact when needed

STOP KILLING GAMES

cor

Gone down Rerd, anyone want out?

>>212342854
This? Doesn’t look anything like dominos

You made her cry lads, why didn't you just get a job and give up the bennies?

>>212342902
do 180 and get me a maccies lad aha x

I'm on 1200 quid PIP a month

>>212342623
Its all fine. Everything is fine

>>212342854
>>212342907
Incredible how little taste some of the working class runts here have

>Prosecutor Deanna Heer said: 'Mr Longworth regularly engaged in acts of sexual domination with Mr Alfonso, for which he was paid. Some of those encounters were also posted online.

>'They involved Mr Smith degrading Albert Alfonso by urinating, defecating and vomiting on him.

Just normal batty boy things

>>212342873
never heard about this
I continue to stand by my decision to only read Wraight novels

>>212342937
I agree. Imagine buying Domino's pizza

>>212342902
>chicken george
>ladbrokes
>green shop presumed to be Cash4Gold
>bus advert for Merkur Slots

>>212342937
How do you mean

>>212342926
Haha how did you know mucker

>>212342925
HAHAHAHAHA I GET 1200 QUID A MONTH FUCK THIS WHORE CUNT SLAG HOPE SHE GETS RAPED BY MIGRANTS

>>212342936
>in his majesty's secret cervix

>>212342469
Not getting this. So they gave you a voucher. Why? And why couldn't you use it online to buy a pizza and get it delivered? What does it mean you can use it to get it delivered? Do they want you to show up at the shop and use your voucher to have a pizza delivered even though you're already there?

>>212342902
>Hull
grim

>>212342937
Working class runts are the ones buying takeaways yet claim they can't afford to live

>>212342943
Bbc cuck fetishists on here dream of this. Dont rile them up

>>212342967
green shop's a charity shop I think

>>212342983
I'm from hull lad just on a proxy used by nonces because I'm banned rn

He's gone to far with that one. Can expect a knock at the door.

>>212342943
Bloody GRIM

>>212342984
Fucking hell that's tonnes, are you quadriplegic, deaf, and blind?

>>212342987
>why
Because they delivered me this
So they gave me a voucher for a free pizza but I can apparently only use it if I go to the store and order or if I call up and order but I don’t know how I’d pay if it was the second one

>>212343052
scomgign

>>212343052
>multi-day posting about your slightly messed up pizza and voucher
cannot even fathom how much of a spacker you are honestly

>>212343023
Bipolar Autism ADHD and some depressive/anxiety disorders

>>212343074
Sounds like you envy me

>>212343074
It’s not slightly messed up it’s inedible I had to throw it in the bin

Boring blogposting bastard spamming the same shite from days ago

>>212343079
Reminder she went to Calais and apologised to shitskins there 'on behalf' of the UK, she probably got raped by pakis when she was young.

>>212343052
that looks peng

The 'fest

>>212343089
lil heathertimmy rolled a 0 in the DNA lottery lol

>>212343089
Proper spacker then, were you dropped on your head as a child?

>>212343106
probably took some of their bbcs if were being honest

>>212342609
Worth the same as 0 GP

>>212343052
Just ring them and tell them you have a voucher fat boy

>>212343129
>>212343133
Hope each of your ma's die of cancer haha

No PIP for you!

>>212342828
corr yes and get the back garden done over as well. space for 4 cars there. lush

>>212343138
>pakis
>bbcs

>>212343122
do americans really eat a whole dinner for their breakfast

>>212343159
have a meltdown x

go on spackertimmy x

>>212343149
But then how will I pay

>>212343159
What's your girlfriend up to right now?


Patiently waiting for her regular shag?

right this is serious now

>>212343180
>>212343171
I get 1200 free bongs and you seem mad? Idk why.

>>212343159
How many windows have you licked today?

Post ze Irish diaspora

car failed the MOT lads, devastated

>>212343172
you can pay by card over the phone for anything over what the voucher provides

>>212343195
you're the one wishing cancer on others because you're a little spaz lol x

go on, have a meltdown for us x

Crazy how mad normie get when I say I've got 1200 PIP a month lol

>>212343182
It's been quite clear she doesn't know what she's doing from day 1

>>212343116
mad how he actually officially lost the race because of this
absolute meme sport

>>212343195
Bizarre outburst

cunts shouting outside because their dog ran down the road
keep it on a lead you idiot

FELTON!

oooh the special interests are ramping up x

full blown meltdown imminent, go on heathertimmy xx

>>212343218
What I just read out my card details over the phone?

Normies hate when other people get something they doing they go screaming "IT'S UNFAIR HE NEEDS TO SUFFER WITH ME TOO!"

Like be happy for your fellow person that they get 1200 quid PIP a month haha

i fuck arses

>>212343276
yeah

>>212343236
He was in hospital too

>>212343217
what's the damage gonna be

>>212343302
And that’s safe?

got the icedancer on

>>212343236
That is the least of his worries
He's all fucked up now with memory problems

>>212343276
Yeah they activate an AI that can listen and input your details when you read them over the phone

>>212343079
sounds like my ex

>>212343276
yeah. how else would you do it? i actually had this problem before when paying for insurance they wanted details over the phone but im a spacker and thought they were scammimg me so i looked it up and its normal.

>>212343310
Yes

>>212343310
£157 all in

>>212343285
Perfumed ponce

>>212343306
the three bike wogs of the scranpocolypse

1200 quid PIP for me
Probably what normies pay in tax a month alone LOL

Checking out Grindr to see who the local gays are.
If I see them in public I'll be giving them a dirty look and skulking off like a coward.

*cries in the thread*

>>212343353
Could buy 6 dominos pizzas for that

>>212343374
are you a local gay

>>212343370
okay, but where are the special interests?

your bipolar is acting up, timmy x

Epic gimmick simply epic

>>212343374
BREAKING: Markets panic as /brit/ gilt futures plummet following Noncellor's public meltdown

>>212343371
Im straight but i might be going gay i need a human being to suck my knob there must be some slightly feminine lookin bloke out there somewhere who likes sucking willies

marvellous

>>212343400
You're so bad at this baiting thing it just comes of as envy that I receive benefits and you don't haha

>>212343426
um hello

>>212343425
good post

>paying over the phone

actual grandad behaviour. Same people who queue at the post office to withdraw money from their bank account

Selling all my $BRDY
Gotta get ahead of this downturn

>>212343433
this blessed plot

>>212343439
you have a compulsion to post your grotesque interests

start posting 'em heathertimmy x

>>212343433
get 30,000 Barret new builds there NOW

get them filled with the smelliest, rapiest, stupidest wogs NOW

this is a big chaotic stage play designed to make you feel bad about yourself
are you enjoying it?

>>212343433
Gaydrians ball

>>212343449
he cant pay in cash because he cant get to the atm as he is too wide to get past his front door

>>212343449
Please don't comment if you have nothing to say

>>212341963 (OP)
might have a wank myself

>>212343516
Dominos don’t take cash payments here for delivery only in store

>>212343547
leftypol fuming

>>212343603
>Dominos don’t take cash
They're all Paki franchises yeah

Not all heroes wear capes...

for all intensive purposes

>>212343603
https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/632836-scammed-by-dominos/

>>212343547
Imagine posting this thinking it shows whites in a good light. 2 women stupidly putting themselves at risk trying to fight the man and then some fat fuck in a dressing gown comes in and throws one punch and nearly loses balance so he ends up just sitting on top of the guy fuck me pathetic

>>212343668
boo hoo nigga

>>212343629
Israel won, get over it

>>212343668
>g*ordies
>wh*te

Jews have crucified the countries of ukraine and syria

>>212343668
Leftypol defending a man who flashes children

>>212343647
>2008

just been for my booster lads

>>212343697
Please don't set him off

>>212343547
>pensioner in his bathrobe smoking a ciggy beats you up

>>212343774
That man is 45

>>212342455
id say 90% of my pissing is done outside during toil hours. i much prefer an outdoors wee than using the grotty bogs at work.

>>212343697
Tel aviv status?

>>212343547
Are we sure this wasn't Eddie Howe desperately trying to stop his latest transfer target from walking away?

>>212343721
just shows that its an age old problem in 100 years some fat bastard will be reading our thread on the archive trying to figure out the same problem

Why was that bitch crying??

In such a rush I picked up the wrong drink, I’m sorry Collette, I will be sipping your caramel macchiato instead

>>212343824
>one building
>vs several square kilometres of Iran wiped off the map

lol

Sorry leftypol I am not supporting Palestine no matter how hard you try

>>212343866
why not though

>>212343874
Brown muslim terrorists

Do you know you can just walk into a Premier Inn and have free breakfast without anyone saying anything? Just a tip for all you homeless lads out there

>4:30 in tel aviv
half hour until mossad clock out

>>212343864
Weitzmann center status?

>>212343886
Even the babies?

you can tell malaponte is brown because he cares about a brown ethnic strife half the world away

>>212343840
Can you remake this with Athens?

>>212343911
leftypol thinking about children again

>>212343911
Baby’s don’t stay baby’s forever mate they grow up into adults

Cyprus alarmed: Israelis are TAKING OVER the island

Cypriot politicians say waves of Israelis are flooding in, buying property, and settling in strategic areas. Is this the blueprint for Israel 2.0?

‘They are occupying us’

Stefanos Stefanou, head of left-wing AKEL party, has warned of “ghettos” forming in Southern Cyprus due to property sales to Israelis, citing “Zionist schools and synagogues” as part of an Israeli expansion strategy.

“Our country is being taken away from us,” he said at a recent party congress.

A plan years in the making

In August 2023, Israeli newspaper Haaretz ran the article: “The Second Israel? Israelis Are Streaming Into Cyprus to Buy Anything in Sight.”

Israelis were drawn by Cyprus’:

proximity to Israel

lower cost of living

backlash against Benjamin Netanyahu’s judicial reform

Ynet reported the Israeli population in Cyprus grew from 400 in 2003 to 12,000 in 2023. Over 3,000 Israelis currently move there each year.

In March 2024, Israeli media revealed the Ministry of Transport plans to buy a Cypriot port to inspect Gaza-bound aid.

Ynet noted this port “could safeguard Israel’s imports” if Haifa becomes unsafe.

After Haifa suffered damage in clashes with Iran and shipping giant Maersk paused operations, Tel Aviv’s interest in Cyprus gained urgency.

Cyprus: ‘The lost Jewish colony’

In 1899, Zionist activist David Trietsch proposed Cyprus for Jewish settlement.

“Cyprus is the most suitable location... and it is in close proximity to Israel,” he claimed.

World Zionist Organization founder Theodor Herzl also saw British-controlled Cyprus as leverage.

‘Greater Israel’

Israeli conservatives are reviving the concept of “Greater Israel” as the biblical “promised land.”

The idea's interpretations include parts of Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Egypt, Iraq — and even Cyprus

>>212343958
corr

every time i come here you sad little cunts are going on and on about jews and muslims
what is the point in even having this thread separate from /pol/?

who the fucks malaponte

>>212343958
They dont if you blow them up with missiles though

>>212343994
the ugly brown yank obsessed with posting selfies and talking about palestine

>>212343890
Simply not true. You have to give your room number

>>212343988
It's literally one guy and the janitors do nothing about it
Remember when even mentioning Orangeman would get you a 3 dayer?

Just ordered a pizza meal with my benefits (1200 a month)

Satellite footage shows complete destruction of the Weizmann Institute

The Weizmann institute, located South of Tel Aviv, was the enemy's premier research institute for military development. The institute directly contributed to the development of complex military systems, including AI for data analysis, combat guidance, drone technologies, autonomous systems, advanced electronic tracking and jamming tools and alternative GPS navigation systems.

Furthermore, the facility is linked to the enemy's undeclared nuclear weapons stockpile and development, as well as biological and chemical weapons.

Satellite footage shows the complete destruction of the facility, confirming photos taken of the aftermath of the Iranian missile strike. The damage is estimated to be $572 million USD not including research, 45 labs destroyed, and the irrecoverable loss of research and data samples.

>>212343988
What is even the point of you

>>212344046
the urge to post your gross interests is becoming too strong

post 'em timmy!

>>212343988
ive been talking about wanking and pissing

>>212344071
Wait so the ceasefire ended?

>>212344094
keep up the good work

>>212344118
This happened before the ceasefire

>>212344010
That’s my point

>>212344126
doing a wee right now, will be wanking shortly

"timmy" filtered

>>212344046
Sharing some with your girlfriend?

>>212344244
>>212344244
>>212344244

yeah looks banging that…

>>212344303
Non yank