Thread 212359082

I watch tennis for the plot edish

previous >>212352225

cuck below

yes i am a cuck i like when people fuck on my bitch

if anyone wants to game i'm game

>>212359082 (OP)
made me make a noise like i had burned my mouth on hot food. goodness me, haha. feel like i need to splash some cold water on my face

>>212359143
Is this funny

yes

right into my veins

You know I keep it real. I live for the appeal

>>212359143
what game are you gaming

>>212359143
get on tf2

>>212359197
no

>>212359161
ts pmo icl

>>212359235
Are you the neet or the tranny

>>212359251
what

>>212359143
ok lets go right now. one round only
https://play.typeracer.com?rt=8is75rgpv

>>212359276
i dont play browser games

is it still cuckolding if you're jerking off to your girl having lesbian sex?

>>212359296
Yes

>>212359290
it'll take not more than a minute

nobody in this shithole country knows how to actually drive

>>212359296
Jasonkin don't believe in monogamy so it doesn't really matter

Gotta love looking for a ancient mythological story and there's still no public domain versions somehow

>>212359337
Which one?

>>212359317
That's what your dad said to your mom

i'm playing death stranding since none of you are gamers and only play browser games and wordle

Think I need a detox from porn im too addicted to IR

STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER

>>212359337
When you're looking for shit you know exists, and you have great search terms and input, yet the search engines turn up nothing - it really shows just how completely shitty things still are with regards to computing. I read a sci fi story years ago, just a short story, and I've been searching for years to find out who wrote it/rediscover it (it was published in some generic textbook in highschool).

I still haven't been able to find it a decade later.

>>212359359
Inannas descent

need to schedule interview for a job. salary would be 240k. gonna schedule it 3 weeks out and grind hard

>>212359328
not only do I know how to drive, but I've beaten the Hard AI and TT ghost in RR on PS1 with a wheel and pedal combo

think i'm gonna poo soon

what happens if the cuck cums first? do they just leave the room

58% THC pre rolled joints had me reading the book of revelations. We are indeed close.

>>212359404
Hope you get it so you can finally afford a shoebox home in TO or Vancouver

I believe in -gamy, I just prefer poly to mono.

>>212359439
He cries

>>212359443
I thought you wanted to stay away from drugs?

>>212359453
Jason is this funny
>>212359197

>>212359403
The extant Sumetian version is only 400 lines.
Here's an English translation of that text from Oxford
https://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section1/tr141.htm

>>212359450
imma start renting a condo when I get the new job. tired of roommates

>>212359443
Reading the bible unironically helped me a lot when I was having bad weed trips

>>212359453
But jason you're a nulligamist

>>212359484
I have relapsed. An addict knows how to wait.

how the fuck am i supposed to live like this bros

>>212359439
the post-nut clarity from the cuck chair must be devastating

>>212359381
Amazing things happening in the filename + image department here

>>212359499
Thank you so much charitable anon

>>212359512
This one got me moving like a claymation figure

>>212359443
>preroll
Smh’ing my head
Just roll your own with some kief and diamonds mixed in and coated in wax and kief

>>212359512
I dont know why but every time Ive watched a movie while stoned I always pick out biblical allegories where there are/arent any

>>212359592
Aw hell na this dude smoking on them kurupt moon rocks

fandom be like ohh you want to read this entry? how bout i spring autoplay ads every 10 seconds and redirect you if you click on the pause button?

I can’t smoke weed or tobacco or drink alcohol or caffeine at all due to my medical condition

>>212359592
Only broke bitches roll they own junts

>>212359624
what is your medical condition

Nickbros how are we coping over losing a debate to someone named dinesh

>>212359633
Diagnosis: lil bitch

>>212359517
Done him

>>212359633
Diabetes insipidus (not that kind of diabetes)

>>212359636
sybau troon in denial

Look at this FAT BITCH!

>>212359669
oh wow yeah no wonder you can't have diuretics like alcohol and coffee

>>212359690
your mom

>>212359671
why do you keep typing literal jibberish

>>212359690
oh i am.

>>212359486
No.

finna boutta dab on a nigga

>>212359690
>just do it
what did she mean by this

When I was 10-12 I would watch SHTF preppers on YouTube. One was this fat nigger who would waddle around his ghetto suburban Illinois town with hiking gear on. He looked like humpty dumpty.

Some of you have never heated up a banana peel for 8 seconds in a microwave to replicate the warmth of a vagina and it shows.

>>212359724
That was me

>>212359734
I'm not above sex toys, but I will not purchase or create them. If a friend bought me a fleshlight as a joke I WOULD fuck it.

watchin destiny
cant wait for the podcast tonight

>>212359625
Prerolls are always worse you shmuck!
Have fun smoking your shake and stems!

>>212359780
why not just fuck the friend?

>>212359796
Women don't want to be my friend :(

Just get married and have sex with your wife

>>212359780
I bought a fleshlight and it’s quite nice but if you jerk off very often like me it can be hard to cum, doesn’t take long if you take a tolerance break though
By and large better than your hand

about to poo

Proverbs 31:3

>>212359780
>>212359805
Give me a mattress and a fleshlight and I'll survive anywhere

don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

suddenly remembered christian bale in that one movie where i think he's robbing a guy? and goes, "you got little bitch feet" because his shoes are nice, but too small to take.

Jason is so obsessed with circumcision

>>212359840
I jerk off by thrusting into my hand braced against a chair. Never had a death grip problem and fuck like a pro from all the dry practice

You're obsessed with Jason

this nigga is down so bad he looking up at the bottom of hell

i can’t wait until this wearisome life is over

>>212359793
Shit got me fucked up in the crib looking up pictures of dogs with human eyes

>>212359899
Ye I just throw mine in between the mattress and boxspring and go to town

just poo'd

>>212359922
Nice

I have a death grip I think? but idc because I'm a MGTOW incel anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0usV_kf-Zc
JUST GET ME TO THE AIRPORT
PUT ME ON A PLANE
HURRY HURRY HURRY
BEFORE I GO INSANE
I CAN'T CONTROL MY FINGERS
I CAN'T CONTROL MY BRAIN

What do you think of him?

why are people with pending asylum claims allowed to stay in the US before they are approved? seems counterintuitive when the sheer volume of people coming in apply for asylum in every category they can knowing there is such a long backlog that they will virtually never be able to be properly processed.
With the overwhelming majority claiming for false reasons how do you deal with the issue without being heavy handed like ICE is being currently?
How do you even 'fix' the current situation when the people its meant to help overwhelmingly abuse the system and prevent it from ever working properly?

It seriously feels like we are the only country on the planet that gets shit for trying to secure its own borders (maybe canada is creeping up there but their problem is self inflicted)

>>212359982
preferred his racing game to mario's. i liked flying the planes.

>>212359690
looks like a fat mexican Jason ngl

think i might get an incelbuzz today to remind everyone how ugly i am

>>212359972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kynpOa5BIKM

Go five minutes without thinking about or mentioning jason challenge.

>>212359986
it doesnt matter. in march 2023 there were roughly 3.7 million pending asylum cases and over 11 million illegals. 2/3's of them dont even try to do it the "proper" way

>>212359082 (OP)
Emma won today!
>>212358082
Medicine is still good. It's the one industry that can withstand jeet waves as their gross numbers far outweigh the number of them able to get the education and certs necessary to work in the field.

>>212359982
I don't listen to spotify rappists

>>212360084
>their gross numbers far outweigh the number of them able to get the education and certs necessary to work in the field.
This doesn't make any sense. Do you mean that the number of them able to get into medicine is hardcapped at a certain point regardless of how many there are

it's crazy how some pornstars look so good but then you see a candid pic of them without any makeup and they look absolutely blown out and destroyed like 1/10

What if we kissed inside alligator alcatraz

>>212360218
No. I mean mass import of a people creates high demand for healthcare services. The bar to work in healthcare is relatively high such that the jeets have so far not been able to snipe a bunch of these jobs and suppress wages in the way they have with other industries.

>>212360218
In the US the number of doctors is artificially limited by the board

>>212360237
Don’t tell me you’re following them on social media

Big BBQ bacon burger

Microsoft just fired 9,000 employees
They have requested over 14,000 H1B visas this year

i can get anyone really mad really easily

>>212360387
not at all, just came across some pics unexpectedly and was surprised to see how utterly busted Dee Williams is without makeup

>>212360390
The government wanted there to be bodies sad bad. I'm sure Trudy was terribly disappointed it was all bullshit.

>>212360300
Oh yeah that makes sense. Also the aging population helps.
Feels like I never see general practitioners with private practice anymore

>>212360424
what will you do with this power?

>>212360409
I don't like barbecue sauce on burgs

>>212360498
im not sure yet but if i ever need to use this ability i will

>>212359986
because asylum is an emergency situation and they dont have anywhere else to go, most of the time they fled a dangerous situation
the ideal solution is to increase manpower for processing asylum claims and hold them in a clean, humane location where theyre housed and fed instead of letting them loose into the country without vetting but that doesnt rile the proles up for voting like a good old fashioned auschwitz

Piss ass

>>212360656
Poop cock

daily reminder that stephen hawking went to epstein island

daily reminder nobody joined my typeracer :*(

daily reminder that open borders just makes sense

daily reminder that

I've been kicked out of a military police station, banned from a US Air Force base, and asked to leave a country.
What about you guys?

I have a greater depth of feeling and experience than all of you. I am more sensitive to the sublime. I am more human

Im a superior being that operates in an entirely different way of living compared to everyone else and thats why I dont have a job

>>212360688
I've been poked in the stomach with a fork by a drunk german, been 20 ft from bush in arlington natl cemetery, and flipped off a picture of king George III in a bri'ish museum

stephen hawking presumably went to epstein island over 400 times

>>212360726
>I've been poked in the stomach with a fork by a drunk german,
lol what?

>>212360721
most humble floridian

daily reminder that you have alzheimers

always got bad vibes from hawking anyways
being severely disabled can twist you into a horrible wretch of a man

>>212360701
me in spinster's room at night
(i'm just watching over her to make sure nothing bad happens)

>>212360774
based ! https://youtu.be/qu35K5MBQ6M

Look at this sponge bob sock package

>>212360748
I was at oktoberfest in munich in line to get into a beer hall and this kraut drunkenly walks up to me, stabs me with the fork, and starts demanding to know why we allow [redacted] to govern our country

>>212360797
me when the basilisk puts me in the pain matrix

>>212360797
mfw when i look at scp096

y'all watch bob l'eponge?

Just uninstalled New Vegas. I'll try reinstalling it at a later date o algo.

>>212360849
The Brazilian loves SpongeBob

Need trump to hurry up on the deportations. If we get 100 million deported imagine how cheap houses will be

my dad is the only guy i know who buys shit off of youtube ads

>>212360809
>[redacted]
da joos?
kek based German

"stinky" is such a gay word

>>212361011
el gordo naranja

>>212361088
ah so

GIANT TAKI
*MUNCH* *MUNCH*
NO REACTION

fuck this shit
I'm done
I WILL find a job in the USA
I WILL become an American
I WILL buy a home
I WILL not see a jeet ever again
And I WILL be happy

>>212361172
I'm indian

>>212361172
>I WILL not see a jeet ever again
kek

I'm Indian btw

The dinner.

>>212361189
x2

"Franks red hot" is so white people core.

>>212361209
grim

>WE ARE
>WE ARE WALMART
Been on my mind lately

>>212361172
done. you are now an overnight manager at a walmart in wyoming. enjoy your house and job.

>>212361227
guarantee there's milk in that cup too

>>212361227
Damn right
We're eating that shit in Agartha broid

>>212361236
>warm meat and potato
>grim
Kids are starving in Africa.

why does my wrist hurt if its not the hand I usde to goon with

>>212361259
obviously since it's a jason pic

>>212361227
tabasco is the real white man's choice

>>212361309
Nope, that would be texas pete

>>212361290
Kids are starving in America liberal

there are multiple threads about the heat and/or air conditioning
just open a window, sheesh

>>212360676
It doesn't at all. The only thing that benefits from it are multinational corporations.

It's wild how little people actually give a shit about each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E
> STOP
> DROP
> SHUT 'EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
> OH
> NO
> THAT'S HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL

im so tired and shleepy

>>212361446
That's mostly true if you live in a big city.

i would like God to give some developer commentary on why he made these things

>>212361479
Hi tired and shleepy, I'm dad.

New snapfu posts stories with her friend, who is a grotesque Greek midget. The midget actually works as a kind of foil which emphasizes the beauty of the main attraction. I would highly recommend giving her a follow, but I will not be sharing her info so that I can have her to myself.

I should sell my soul to a demon for unlimited power.

>>212361343
Na, Mexicans love that too
Don't ask me how I know ;)

I make $55k a year

>>212361361
Good. Americans deserve to die.

DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO THE IDF
NIGGA HEIL HITLER

>>212361539
How do you know

The time travellers sent me a note today. It was well written, bordering on pleasant. They were only off by six days this time. In case the message in a bottle doesn't survive the next 50 years, I'm going to give my reply here as well, and hope someone looking at the archive can give these bespectacled urethral swabs a piece of my mind.

I'm trying to fix things. Pick three events from 2018 to 2025 that caused things to get and stay worse on a global scale, then cross-check against the times you guys sent someone back in those steampunk goggles to dump some fancy scrambled white blood cells in my petri dishes, hose down my lab, and then vaccinate me. I caught you the last time, but apparently "That motherfucker is here to poison me. Do not let him in here!" means something different to my colleagues.
It's going to get to a point where/when you have to send someone back to stop your own operatives. Either tell me what I wind up making worse than the implosion of the human race, or let me give you another 150-200 years to figure this shit out.
Let me put to you this way: I haven't seen you get your people back. You guys don't figure that out before your timeline either ends or prevents you from doing so.
Stop fucking with me.

>>212361544
your salary might be average, but i'm sure you are one in a billion

>>212361545
>DEATH TO AMERICA
No
>DEATH TO THE IDF
Yes
>NIGGA HEIL HITLER
Kanye is played out, so no

Eat your potato skins

>>212361566
I am average in every facet of my life

i love tobasco sauce 2bh. but valentina reigns supreme.

Mexicans do not like Tabasco sauce

>>212361569
I don't wanna, they weren't oiled or salted before cooking. Also the skin has pesticide o algo

>>212361483
Sadly my family doesn't care for me and I am broke I only have 4817 in savings because I had to pay 300 bucks to my alcoholic dad. I am thinking of ending it now and saving myself the trouble I am 22 and if life is gonna be this miserable I should kms

Sriracha for me

>>212361597
worst hot sauce

Wish the aliens would stop pretending they don't hear me and come enslave us already
I'm ready to serve an Alpha Centauri QWEEN tired of this shithole planet

>>212361597
tobasco isn't strong enough to blow my asshole to smithereens :/

Mexicans be like

dios mio dis taco bell be too sloppy for me holmes *consumes 4000 calories of coca cola*

>>212361597
fake mexicano

>>212361644
>>212361642
>>212361632
>>212361608
>>212361607

>>212361665
Hopefully you get the black label Valentina at least

Best hot sauces to eat on eggs:
1) encona
2) franks
3) texas pete

>>212361604
>I am broke
>I only have 4817
fake brokeie, stolen valor

>>212361665
i am quite confident that my asshole has never exploded with the force of nuclear fission due to tobasco.

>>212361642
>holmes
Where does that even come from?

if crime was the major factor in deporting all the illegals then wouldn't it be more effecient to deport black people

>>212361690
home boy > homie > homes > holmes
it was appropriated by chicanos and whites from ebonics slang

>>212361690
"holmes", shortened hispangled version of "homeboy" = bro/friend/pal/fella/amigo

>>212361703
Marcus Garvey wanted black people to be moved to Africa
I say just give em Louisiana with lots of gibs and be done with it

sherlock holmes, my favorite cholo

>>212361684
The only hot sauce I need on my eggs is the peppered oil I fried them in

Where's the kid who just started to smoke weed and gets really excited with the number 420 and takes pictures of him with a mask and holding a joint?

>>212361685
I have no job and I am trying to save up money but literally no one will hire me. I been applying non stop for a month

>>212361755
I've been cooking my eggs in a porcelain bowl in the microwave for almost a decade now

>>212361703
Crime isn't the major factor, it's just the excuse

>>212361684
eggsaus:
- 1/3 cup prepared mustard (not good hot mustard, something with vinegar and turmeric)
- 1/2 cucumber
- 5-10 jalapenos
- 1 habanero (or another 5 jalapenos)
- 1 tbsp brown sugar
- 1/3 cup white wine vinegar
- 1 tbsp salt, 1 tsp pepper, pinch of thyme, pinch of allspice
blend til smooth, jar/bottle, enjoy.

>>212361763
If you have a single cent to your name you're a fraud, sorry
Where have you been applying btw? Do you have a drivers license? Surely your local amazon or fedex contractor is hiring? No warehouses around?

Alright, gonna finish of that carbonara and take my second shower, work out, then shower again

i put a pinch of dill and a ton of red pepper flakes into my eggs then scramble them and top with mild cheddar and texas pete
best eggs ever

if you have more debt than cash you stop being broke and become rich again

>>212361703
Crime is a factor, but deportation of 100 million that deserve it will mean businesses have to pay Americans real wages and house prices will plummet. There is also the quality of life gained from streets, stores, nature, etc uncrowded by short brown horses. Quality of life from a more racial homogeneous society. Insurance prices plummet with less immigrants crowding up hospitals and car crashes. No more third worlders lower quality of education. Plenty more

>>212361793
this sounds pretty good actually
I'll give this a try leafbro
thx

>>212361839
Your skin is going to turn into leather with all those showers

I had really gross diarrhea today

>>212361544
What's your job?

I... I need a job at some point, haha...

>>212361846
Short brown hordes*

>>212361880
Why did you send me this

would you have voted for eisenhower

>>212361892
Idk maybe

>>212361890
go back

what's your opinion on brazilian cuisine

shut up racists

>>212361851
It's good with a clove or two of garlic, but it really doesn't need it.

why are they called Hot Wheels if they don't have a high temperature and are not sexy?

>>212361892
What was his tax policy?

>>212361917
Why did your mom call your handsome? There's your answer

>>212361901
I enjoy it, just less than Juliana.

>>212361598
its a favorite ingredient for the groce alcoholic waste known as micheladas.

>>212361901
Ewwww
Reminder that all these fat bitches are taking multiple massive shits every day to excrete all that food they eat

>>212361917
They're stolen.

>>212361952
I will fuck three manatees for every one you turn down.

>>212361962
why was he banned

>>212361982
Fun isn't allowed on 4chan

I eat da poosy

>>212362001
Same
It's one of life's greatest pleasures

>>212361901
>she was allowed to buy the ticket like everyone else
>she shows up at the airport like everyone else
>she was not allowed to board
>she is not allowed a refund
she is too fat. being too fat is a valid reason not to fly someone. she should not have been able to buy that ticket if they were going to immediately deny her boarding. she should have been refunded.

i hate fatties, i'm just trying to decide if i hate airlines as much as fatties or more

>>212362001
BAWSS I HAVE CANCER

my poosy is a ma-keen

>>212362001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kVxBaQ7xM4

>>212362022
Airlines are worse than fatties in most metrics, they're just easier to get across the country with/on.

why do you hate us brown people

>>212362085
Too many of you are uneducated, leech society, commit crimes and don't speak English

>>212362085
I don't

Tummy is full.
In bed reading an isekai light novel.
Bedtime(7:40pm).
Goodnight.

thoughts on my wheels

>>212362095
if we werent would you still hate us

>>212362102
enjoy 13 mpg

I've been on nofap for four days and i want to touch myself soooooo badly. I looking at some images and im going insane. Its not hard hard but more like halfway and its killing me.
Just want to jerk it back and forth so nice and feel my foreskin grip and slide across my glans ahhhh that'd be so niceee. But i can't! Im on a mission!

>>212362121
No, we would see you as interesting, mysterious and exotic

>>212362128
i order you to stroke that cock

>>212362102
child molester mobile aka jasonmobile

there's a tranny at my work, I can tell from their teams pfp

>>212362154
Make sure you misgender them on purpose

>>212362085
I don't, I hate culture conflicts. Even americanized indians are fine. It's the ones who bring caste system bullshit and arranged marriage horseshit from india and refuse to adopt american culture that I have a deep problem with. Immigrants who do not adopt american culture enjoy the benefits of the constitution while spreading a culture that actively wants to abolish many rights in it.

So, did you buy your gf the president's new fragrance as gift for 4th of July?

>>212362154
make sure you don't let your balls touch

>>212362169
I dont get how people see this and still don't realize its a giant grift

salam alaikum how are you

>>212362169
reminder that none of trumps businesses and ventures has ever succeeded. from his hotels to his steaks they all went under. the reality tv show is the closest he came to a successful business

>>212362198
Thats a grift yes
Trump being president is not. At least not as much as Kamala who received over a billion dollars in donations and then cited it as a tax write off

>>212362198
its a cult

brown people will eventually assimilate

>>212362225
Yeah, he would be way richer by now if he just invested his inheritance in an index fund.

>>212362259
I honestly think the average brown person is probably embarrassed by the shit their younger and dumber ilk do like with the LA riots with the Mexican flag and shit. Just like gang culture is starting to be seen as stupid by niggers now.

>>212362259
t. the thing (that assimilates people)

I'm preeeeetty cute ngl

>>212362226
my nigga he was bankrolled by the richest man on the planet and in return gave him tons of political power, dont act like he's any better than kamala

>>212362331
He is DEFINITELY better than Kamala. That's a fact.

>>212362259
just like the blacks did

sounds like SOMEBODY'S gotta case of the wednesdays

>>212362349
That’s white peoples fault for implementing slavery and Jim Crow

>>212362259
if by assimilate you mean creating a bastardized "culture" made from the worst parts of burger and their own cultures then yeah, they will. and theyll be rabidly proud of it too

Kamala offered nothing to voters. Her team did. It's why she couldn't sit for an hour long interview, because she didn't even know how any of her legislative promises worked. She was a dei choice through and through

>>212362343
Trump coin alone is worse than anything she did

>>212362395
It really wasn't. you know why? Because it did not affect my life in anyway whatsoever, like kamala's border policy for example did

You sound like a 15 year old with no stakes in life who just watches "haha drumpf did le silly thing" and thinks it matters

>>212362395
bro you cant convince cultists

Let me touch you

>>212359097
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>>212359097
>>212359097

>>212362418
>it doesn't affect my life therefore he's not a massive grifter

>>212362446
No that wasn't the point

The point was, grifter or not, he is a better choice than Kamala

Read carefully, low IQ brown ape

>>212362438
Shut up

>>212362438
>Recycling my thread
Hell yeah

N

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>>212362463
>noooo that wasn't the point
Shut up, cocksucker

>>212362578
Ok but trump is still better than Kamala and your low IQ strawmans will never change that

>>212362590
Wasn't a wojak meme