describe your last interaction with a ypipo

>>212359232 (OP)
>Krombacher
Classic

>>212359286
we dont import that one
why is it 'hell'

>>212359318
The next morning when you wake up and your bladder is about to burst

>>212359232 (OP)
I`ve met a Russian girl last week at work. I asked what ˜kurwa˜ meant because Russians kept saying that in CS and she laughed. We laughed. Then I asked her number and we are going out sunday.

>>212362135
i bet you think you're the fucking rizzler now

>>212362280
Why? I can`t feel proud of myself now? The opportunity knocked. Fuck you.

>>212362348
i didnt say you werent
i want you to tell me yourself if you are the rizzler or not

>>212362429
Not really, I rarely ask girls phones and in dates. This one just laughs every time I open my mouth and say some stupid shit so I went for it.

>>212362510
are you sure?
>laughs every time I open my mouth
makes you think...

>>212362135
>>212362348
How do you guys have Russian girls too? Are big bunda brapzilian hogs NOT enough for you that you need slavic snow elves too? YOU CANNOT SVFFER IN BRAPSIL

>>212362135
damn why cant you even properly lie?
kurwa is polish you fucking retard
russians would say blyat, trahal, tvoio mat, idi nahui or something else
go learn something for once fucking nigger
>t. russian learner that has an ex gf that was russian

>>212363046
We do sometimes say kurwa because why not
Everyone know this word