Thread 212359375

Flat headed chinookian edition

Rorke's ancestor

*enters thread*

worlds fucked innit

We need new charecters besides Rorke, Leftypol and Rasheed

catberg DEMANDING to be let into my room so he can snuggle up next to me in bed, the bastard

>>212359429
bit late for that now isn't it? going to be blockled soon

bored can't sleep

Any smoke weed on the daily man in?

You ever look back on times in your life you thought were awful at the time and realise that it wasn't bad at all, in fact things were actually great compared to now but you were just being pathetic

>>212359420
why does this country have to be so cringe

>>212359420
what's buc-ees

>>212359451
I just nibble on little edibles from the edible shop

>>212359420
Yanks are so fat and vile. Mad that this is our future

>>212359420
never heard of it but i assume buc'ees is not a gym

>>212359420
the proverbial biomass

Our girl played well today

>>212359459
it's a giant petrol station

>>212359302
why would rorke do this??

>>212359420
woooo yay!!

wanking to the tranny general on gif

>>212359482
Timmy's crush

>>212359482
timmy's crush

>>212359459
A car wash
A manager there can make 6 figures. American salaries mog ours

>>212359485
Is that a petrol station at the front?

>>212359429
if it aint broke dont fix it

>>212359518
>>212359509

>>212359519
Cant you be sacked the next day in america? Theres like 0 job security

Imagine hating on Amerigods we are awesome

>>212359519
we are europoors living in a shit dystopian decaying HOVEL

Mousey liked this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039le_PlshQ&t=842s

Turnbull wouldn't let go of his catch

fuck i just came too and it appears i lost 2-3 hours.

for me it's the single black brush spot on the men kissing image that was accidentally left in

>>212359559
And walk into the next job. There’s an Indian making bank doing that. Look for a six figure salary I could work 3 months a year and be better off than I am in this country

>>212359454
yeah but i also do the opposite and ignore bad things that happened during times i consider to have been good

>>212359485
such unnecessary splendour

>>212359331
any proof of this though?

I will gladly dox him if I get enough valid leads

Amy Hunt

Can't they just send guys over to Calais and start smashing their boats?

Need to detox from porn
Too addicted to IR, hard to cum to anything else

>>212359615
he's not, that's just dtfic being schizo
he's given away the most information about himself under the name pip lad

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/pip%20lad/

Ol me and PIP mong are going to open an open aired blacked amphitheatre specialising in school trips and crop top teens.

>>212359615
Nah he just says Americanized things often because he lives his entire life via the internet I think I really don't know much about him

>>212359615
dtfic and heathermong is literally the same person an absolute freak who spends all day every day here arguing with himself

>>212359639
nobody wants to admit it but we will need a military response at some point

>>212359639
Who's 'they'? Rotherham Starmer and his Mossad handler wife?

>>212359603
>week
Good luck getting a mortgage. Sounds like a massive ball ache changing job. And if you want more than your legally allowed 2 weeks holiday a year? Fired buddy

>>212359584
patriots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjdFqQjlRJk

https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo?si=Fbsrk4gxMsGg19Y1
ah yes... heathermong.

>>212359653
A black breeding ground, if you will

>>212359519
i'm guessing buc-ees managers make a lot of money because the places are massive and have huge volume
imagine having to manage the fuel pumps at >>212359485

>>212359459
Super gas station.

>>212359667
I don't mean the government, I mean people who want it to stop

>>212359647
Thanks
>>212359654
Will keep that in mind
>>212359662
Doubt

>>212359607
I wonder if they count people with 0 savings. Would be better to know the average savings of people who actually have savings

>>212359459
basically reddit: the gas station
they’ve got heckin clean bathrooms and a an epic beef jerky bar

>>212359653
A perfect family day out

>>212359644
Have you tried not being a yank?
>>212359686
Well air guns are cheap

>>212359700
clean bathrooms and a beef jerky bar in a petrol station sounds unbelievably peng though

Those who choose to label themselves as "trans" have made their choices in life: to live as transvestites in public.

They must take personal responsibility for that.

It is not for them to demand that our entire social order should be disrupted to accommodate their choices.

>>212359697
The median is around the same according to grok

pictures like this just make me sad

>>212359700
shut up you yank imbecile

>>212359700
Do you have motorway service stations there? Is that what it is?

your mind is a disgusting, sickened, corrupted mass of misfiring, divergent neurons, long since deviated away from producing anything good or wholesome, instead chasing down the ever-diminishing dopamine hits you get from whatever responses your cuckspam gets, you are thoroughly and unrelentingly cursed and should be examined by academics of the future

>>212359735
who do you think you're talking to

>>212359735
Imagine having to work with someone like this and listen to them talk or give a presentation when theyre so obviously mental like theyve shown to the world theyre completely delusional

>>212359786
The most kino service station

>>212359774
why

>>212359818
When they were first built they had fancy restaurants and people would drive there just to eat and then go home

We have to return to the old ways.

>>212359774
>married with three kids
>can afford expensive gadgets for his family
He's got a good life. Meanwhile there are people who never marry, never have kids, and die alone.

Blender is on its way. Amazon Prime so hopefully tomorrow I will be making smoothies.

Thanks Canada, got the Ninja Pro.

I'm PIP lad, no idea who heathermong is because I'm a relative newfag. Assumed it was a rorkian character. I'll go with it though it has a certain ring to it.

sex with the black woman on sky news

>>212359846
trvke

>>212359815
i would also feel that way about the 2022 version to be fair

>>212359846
Consumer slop is good!

>>212359846
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question.

>>212359867
>>212359873
Go move to Moldova

>>212359851
fuck off back to /britfeel/, you fucking stink of it

>>212359808
no one cares about it though it's just mildly annoying and will be forgotten about as soon as he's blocked from posting it

I guess that explains the "have a melty" and "special interests" shit earlier today. Thought I struck a cracking gimmick but they were false (you)'s. I feel cheated.

This is why women should not be in politics.
Too emotional.
Making emotive empathetic decisions, to virtue signal.
Unable to be decisive.

Thatcher was a rare exception.
But look at simpering wet-weak May.
Utterly hopeless.

Ralph

>>212359786
we have these but they are called oasis (oiseses?) and are way more based than buccees since they have a full food court with different fast food options inside

Buccees is just a regular gas station except stretched out so it’s about 10 times the size. They sell mediocre barbecue and beef jerky. Otherwise it’s all the same shit you coukd find at any gas station or better yet, a walmart

>>212359873
Him? Done.

>>212359731
Yeah but too much effort

>>212359851
heathermong isn't real

>>212359884
just want my feelings to be known before this place is blocked

>>212359882
Alright de lid? Feeling womfy tonight. That's about all the patter I remember.

>>212359847
Love you too x
Hope yours doesn't break

wonder is diddy going to use his prison bbc on someones rectum tonight to celebrate the verdict he got

>>212359846
it's about the kids
daughter's already a porker, kid is bully-bait and with a father like that i only fear the worse for him in the future

>>212359851
You don't seem like him, this just looks like a very lame gimmick. But i suggest for your own sake that you do no associate yourself with him.

rorkes mam

>>212359893
Qrd on heathermong so I can effectively play the role?

>>212359927
Qrd on him? Is he a legit nonce or just a headcase? I'm new fag as of 2 mumfs ago only just learnt ktim.

so this is rorke

>>212359934
He posts every single day for months on end about black migrants raping school children, and talks about their knobs at great length.

>>212359934
>>212359955
oh fuck off

>>212359920
he's not gay he just likes semen being rubbed onto him nothing gay about that

>>212359934
He is a mentally and physically disabled American on a VPN
He has autism, OCD, and porn addiction, is an incel, cut off contact to his family years ago because of Stefan Molymeme, and is now forever alone
Years ago he began spamming Dr Who threads about trannies and gays, then migrated here to spam about earwax and some random YouTubers no one cares about
Then Ziedbelg migrated here a couple years ago and started spamming AI slop about blacks because he's also mentally and physically disabled with severe childhood trauma
This mindbroke Heathermong (most common nickname) into doing the same
His motive is supposedly just to troll the general but he does it literally every single day for 16 hours a day even when he gets no replies and it's 3am in Britain or even that late on the eastern seaboard
Read this thread https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210945710/#210945710 for his "explanation"
This thread is his ENTIRE LIFE, he had a huge meltdown starting April 1 when the prank was to shut down different boards and we were forced onto /bant/ which has IDs
That meant we could instantly filter him instead of having to devise Rube Goldberg contraptions to filter the immense amount of spam he spends hours every day preparing to avoid filters
When we migrated to the sharty during the shutdown it really was the tipping point and now he's been going nonstop with his botnets to spam 10x as much as before

This would all be over if we just went to /bant/ and filtered him but at this point the two of them have shit up the thread for so long that no one posts here anymore and those that do post here are "in on it" so to speak (tranny janny discord pedos who are the cancer killing the site)

any pip boy man in

>>212359964
half of brit talks about black mens penises

>>212359968
I honestly have this and its a great embarrassment to me. But i learnt a lesson from it

>>212359967
nice autobiography dtfic

>>212359967
all made up slander on heatherchad
he has broken you x

>>212359976
Most of those posts are heathernonce alone, and it is obvious. Except for the Belgian flag, his equally-noncey and even gayer friend.

>>212359976
Its like 2 people you mong

>>212360011
wagwarn crodie

>>212359996
Leela ahh nigga

Oh I see I just responded to him by mistake.

Just FYI, thousands of your posts are on the /int/ archives. That allows for a LOT of textual analysis.

>>212359967
>>212359964
Oh he's the cronem gherkin nonce? Lmao. Yeah that's not me I'm only here to flex my 1200 pips.

arse to mouth

You lads would be surprised at the amount of legal things you can do with someone's identity.

rorke moving like a battyman
leftypol dappin up the mandem

The good guys always win in the end.

>>212360071
Name 5

NEED to eat Emma Watson’s shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Rod
does a read

>>212359975
HM Govt trying to stop me posting on 4chan

>>212359967
Unreal truth nuke

Rorke on his way to work

>>212360146
That’s the royal crescent in Bath

>>212360157
Is it? Yeah?

>>212360095
Resale
Publishing
Enumeration
Impersonation
Surveillance

>>212360130
change your vpn, prick

>>211955433
>>211955451
>>211955482

huh, weird

Right well that's two teens shitting on a mcdonalds toilet floor

how about this for a big beautiful bill
*holds up a picture of bill bailey*

We live in a dystopia but without the cool technology and hordes of brown people

>>212360163
Yeah it is

>>212360189
Pure satire

>>212360168
None are surprising

any kekistanis in?

just mailed my passport to xhamster

Watching Gary Eats and what do I see? Lovely schoolgirls with their lovely legs strolling along :)

>>212360130
fuck off don't use gb ip I'm on it because I'm banned rn

>>212360203
Bill bailey is from Bath

>>212360225
You need to be sectioned

Britain spoke Basque 5,000 years ago and was populated by a squat pale population with jet black hair

>>212360225
Heard taco bell is actual slop despite yanks raving about it for years. Can anyone confirm?

>>212360234
more of a shower man myself

>>212360220
Depends on how crative one gets.

The fallout series is absolutely shit

>>212360225
prefer garys economics

>>212360253
Bit like the basque country now... makes you think

>>212360260
I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man

>>212360256
It's fucking dire but the wogbrained zoomers go mad for yank sloppa

>>212360225
Heathermong already conjuring up an ai representation

>>212360253
how do you know?

>>212360225
watched this the other day 2bh
reckon gary is a bumder

mad how good my /brit/ is compared to the absolute fucking cesspit that is the unfiltered /brit/

>>212360286
alri pooey lynx lad

>>212360302
Mad he showed up with a black eye

>>212360256
It's reheated brown slurry composed of old beef hash, beans, pre-shredded cheese and tabasco sauce

Whether that sounds appetizing or not is up to you

>>212360322
The cameraman is his son thoughbeit

Rice and peas, body hotter than jollof

willy's poking out of me jocks x

>>212360286
The paki shower as we call it

>>212360329
good looking chap

>>212360307
vasconic substrate hypothesis
genetic data showing that anatolian descended farmers mixed with european hunter gatherers to form a european farming population in the neolithic
this society built stonehenge and newgrange and dolmens across france. The male line was genocided and the female line integrated by Corded Ware descended Indo-Europeans in the early Bronze Age. Today’s Northern Europeans.

>>212360335
plenty of lads have kids only to come out as a wolly woofter after or just fuck them on the side without telling their wife

reckon i'd look like sam witwer if i lost weight

>>212360276
>Tells leftypol what he wants to hear
>Becomes popular

I'm a big man, fuck a postcode war

sxyprn spankbang xhamster xvideos on the scrapheap so far

>>212360332
fell out of bed didn't he

(and onto a little boy's arse)

Get the East Africans shagged

>>212360256
Its really good

>>212360379
alri racismlad you ghoul looking mf

>>212360377
True, Oscar Wilde had two kids, but I don't think Gary is a woofter, just a bit of a tarq

going to go investigate my local library for OHS violations

https://youtu.be/HOR-C3tFTjU?feature=shared&t=61

>>212360403
how the fuck do you always know it's me? also i've never posted a picture of myself here, except that time in the japanese schoolgirl outfit but you couldn't see my mug

>>212360389
did an xhamster wank not more than 30 minutes ago

Trump getting exposed as a nonce by Elon was both extremely unsurprising and extremely predictable. I knew they'd eventually fall out. Elon is threatening national security so needs to be dealt with.

going to learn about biotech companies for investments

>>212360406
Haven't seen that version but that song is a tune

>>212360406
Me when my samefag gets called out

La creatura

Have over 3TB of my favourite porns on an external drive suck on that OFCOM

Hello lads. I hate racism

>>212360442
Ah yeah an offhand post on Twitter that he immediately backtracked on? I'm convinced.

anyone else using brave and having youtube bugger up on you constantly? also can't watch age-restricted videos because the "i understand and wish to proceed" thing never pops up, but you can get around that by putting "&has_verified=1" on the end of the link but it's still a bit of a hassle

>>212360421
you definitely have
I didn't know it was you until I googled that actor and remembered and saw the resemblance
(ignore flag change)

Business idea: put cocaine back in Coca Cola and also weed lol

>>212360477
I never knew that

got called a paki today

>>212360478
i have never posted my face here

>>212360482
DUDE

>>212360473
You're Chinese

thanks to /brit/ i will never be able to take anyone named cody seriously ever again

>>212360448
Wish i bought this. Had it on the watchlist from last year

>>212360463
manmade horrors beyond comprehension

Would loooooooooove a zoot right now I'm not gonna lie

>>212360491
so your youtube is buggering up as well then?

>>212359786
Makes me miss when Maplehurst Penitentiary was on both sides of the highway.

Lucy in fallout is fit as fuck though

My keyboard doesn't have a £ sign. I have to google "pound sign" and copy paste it from there

>>212360494
you literally have I'm not messing with you

>>212360482
Look what used to be in 7up

>>212360496
Yes and?

>>212360517
the girl who gives you that quest to go see her family in arefu? what about her?

>>212360477
Wouldn't expect this to work if not logged in but I haven't used YouTube in years so I also don't fancy testing it

>>212360482
Legalizing drugs is the end for any society. Assisted dying is based though. Straight to the inevitable finish line

>>212360522
bullshit, i have not

>>212360519
I assume you probably have an American keyboard then

>>212360505
Avent smoked weed in 3 or 4 years jesus

>>212360519
alt+0163 £

>True, I used to look like you
>But dressing like a mess? Nah, that's not me
So what's stopping you then?

>>212360538
Then why do I have it?

>>212360522
>posting on /brit/ while driving through the Channel

>>212360541
Aye shift+4 gives me all the $$$ I want
>>212360549
No numpad either

last time i smoked weed was when i scraped it out of a grinder i'd long forgotten about, probably years old by that point but still got me proper twatted like

lucy letby is innocent

Lads, don't expect me to bend the knee just because you are white.

>>212360536
yeah every jew and israeli should get assisted dying i agree

>>212360538
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1684/47/1684474015366.jpg

is this not you?

what would stop me buying a transit fan, sticking a mattress in the back, and sleeping in it to avoid rentberg?

>>212360536
why doesn't she FUCK off, wahey

Jimmy Saville was never convicted of any crimes

>>212360588
Is your daddy white?

Feel like a fat gay retard

she reaching down in my pants
she got the world in her hands

welcome to revachol!

>>212360626
More of a Cosby & Jared man myself

>>212360578
Of all the Temu bullshit.
Well, it's at least four strokes no matter how you look at it. ctrl+c ctrl+v, alt+0163, or "quid"

>>212360593
Yes and Arabs too

>>212360598
he cute :3

>>212360611
Nope, I'm the brownest dude around

Rorkes da sells avon down the pub

Why the FUCK would you post your face on 4chan

>>212360536
Maybe she's a fucking dyke

>>212360609
sneaky wasn't he

>>212360598
i don't see much resemblance to sam witwer

>>212360609
Probably should've been in hindsight

sent my stool sample to TNAflix

>>212360648
this isn't an answer

got the day off toil, might seize the opportunity to play a bit of mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i sometimes have been known to call it)

>>212360651
my wife

barron trump?

was racing against the clock to drive home before my phone died (was on 15%), and then i found the main road between where i was and where i was going to was closed. Went a mad detour while watching the battery slowly die off. Managed to get back home with it on 2%
Wild ride that. idk what i would have done if it died on me. Cant navigate myself using signs like a boomer

>>212360666
Oh yea? a lawyer are you?

So this is Rorke

>>212360669
i realise that, i'm leaving it ambiguous for the purposes of plausible deniability

>>212360588
I expect you to bend the knee because I'm smacking you in the back of it with a rod.

>>212360679
do people really gamble on real life events like this
how depressing

>>212360651
the gf when I explain why i'd rather be signed to a team like Brentford in my early 20s than a team like Real Madrid

>>212360691
Rorke would definitely wear glasses

>>212360677
read this in borats voice

>>212360714
People are grim mate. Surely you know that

>>212360699
haha fairs lad x

>>212359662
weird headcanon

>>212360714
Whats depressing about it? Do you not like money?

>>212360691
Mad how I can only see him in the thumbnail. Open the image up and it's just a blob of color

>>212360651
Her voice is just irritating and her sense of humour simply awful.

>>212360679
*goes all in on nothing ever happens*

a read of paradise lost is being done
at the bit where lucifer is going through his teenage angst and trying to challenge his father and then goes on a spiteful incel rage when he loses

>>212360586
Yes she is
One day she will be free

heathermong committing felony cyber crimes to get back at those nasty 4chan posters who called him a gay retard one too many times

>>212359647
whats the gimmick about his cat with cancer dying in the heat

>>212360780
>felony
FOY

That's the Sega Mega Drive with Sega Mega CD addon recapped then

>>212360651
>wow anon, tell me more about the somewhat successful gimmick you've created on /brit/. You sound popular on your friend forum!

aff tae bed

>>212360837
are you watching AVGN de lad?

>>212360805
I'm pip lad it was my new gimmick, they somehow think I'm heathermong so I ran with it
My cat looked dead and it was hot so I pretended she died, she's fine. She was just in deep sleep.

>>212360805
he put it in the microwave to spare it from a longer suffering
ethical cat cooking

>>212360679
Is this something legal I can do? I predict everything correctly I could make my fortune on this

>I've been eating with a good friend
>Who said ‘A genie made me out of the earth's skin'
>In spite of her she's my birth kin
>She's spits me out in her surly blood rivers
>All the people out lurking
>In dominions of a hot Turk dish
>If elephants are reaching for our purses
>Then meet me after the world with the shivers

>>212360766
crazy how the book ends with the characters finding paradise and then one of them goes "it's always in the last place you look!"

what's the best cyberpunk build other than netrunner?

>>212360834
yes can't you see my flag? don't know or care what it's called in bongland or your spider hive

>>212360477
I'm gagging for a viable alternative to youtube, and by viable I mean actually used by all the content creators you want to watch

>>212360855
i see

>>212360842
>"yeah so basically I pretend to get 1200 pound a month in benefits"
>"I'm kind of a big deal, me"

>>212360876
oh you

>>212360897
so you lads use that term in law too then? bit surprised by that

>>212360860
Yes it’s called polymarket it’s legal. Problem is due to gay uk laws they don’t accept uk signups anymore but you can get around it with a vpn

>>212360930
would not be betting my real money on a site where i have to use a VPN to bypass UK laws. That's just me though

>>212360898
there never will be a viable alternative to youtube, it's an institution
also, why is no one answering my question? is it fucking up for you on brave or not?

>>212360925
I dont know actually im a bit of a retard if you haven't guessed

>>212360947
I mean you aren’t betting serious money are you so it’s no problem if they lock your account is it

>>212360536
I dunno why does the cosmetics industry pull in like 4 trillion dollars a day.

>>212360876
almost like paradise is what you make it
your mind can make heaven of hell or a hell of heaven
unless you have schizophrenia

>>212360971
would not be betting unserious money only for it to be locked when i win, therefore rigging my own odds of winning to be 0% no matter what. That's just me thought.

>>212360969
just looked it up, australia, the uk, and canada have "indictable offence" as the preferred nomenclature

I hate nobody btw

always thought it would be cool being a schizophrenic; if you ever get lonely you just talk to yourself

>>212361009
thanks I will commit that to memory *beep boop*

>>212361004
Mate it’s an extremely small chance they’d lock your account. You’ve got more of a chance of winning millions than them locking your account

>>212361020
have it on strong authority you hate indians

>>212361031
dissociative identity disorder would be better for that i reckon

Feel quite sick after eating all that slop earlier

>>212361067
the dissociated identities typically have little to no knowledge of each other

there will be a new soon

>>212361074
*wobbles your belly*

>>212361067
literally a made up condition

>>212361042
not falling for it John Polymarket

>>212361067
no because your alternative personalities don't converse

Mad some of the things I've done for you'd over the years

rover lads

How come Stanley Kubrick hated the girl in The Shining and made her life worse than someone living with an axe murderer

Will we ever know? Or is he one of those people that is just "that smart"

>>212361089
>>212361111
they can in some cases

new >>212361139

>>212361133
that's why I qualified it with typically

>>212360843
kys