I'm proud of this Brazilian invention

>>212364501 (OP)
drank ~300-400 bottles of this in my life

>>212364501 (OP)
what's the taste like

i'm proudly drinking cum while working

>>212364532
When you hit 500 you become Brazilian forever
>>212364541
Addicting
The best way to describe it is that it has a more natural feel to it in comparison to most other soda which usually just taste artificial even if good
You gotta taste it to understand
>>212364573
Porra

>>212364501 (OP)
piss

>>212364532
ash

>>212364541
lard

>>212364573
cum

>>212364591
why are americans like this

>>212364630
banana

>>212364588
wtf
now i gotta ration it and be on the safe side because i dont have an exact number

>>212364634
you drink cum for sure

>>212364642
banana cum shake

>>212364532
do you love brazil

>>212364573
nice i'm eating cum

>>212364638
We are sending guaraná to IDF troops so they get addicted to it and we take control of your nation in a few years when they become Brazilian
It's all going according to plan

>>212364694
honestly i mostly drank it in the army. its just the only thing the store on base stocked that wasnt generic cola/sprite and it's like this in many bases.

>>212364722
Good...

>>212364678
is that oatmeal?
i had oatmeal couple hours ago after my night jog and i made it boiling hot with lots of honey and mixed nuts it was good I got a boner and started jerking off for real ngl fr fr

>>212364768
canjica
i hate oatmeal

it's 6ºc i need something warm like a cute asian gf pussy sleeve
>>212364775
>canjica
delicious
>i hate oatmeal
problematic

>>212364801
>asian gf
What I've been saying for nearly 3 years here now

>>212364573
>spotify & trauma healing vids in the tab
Bit gay. Wishing you good health

>>212364740
Delete this image, remove it from your pc, run the terminal command 'cipher /w'.
Forget you ever made it or bad things will happen

>>212364965
Good things will happen when the Brazilian State of Israel is achieved

>>212364866
>spotify
whats wrong with that? i listen to a lot of classical music there
>trauma healing
its not trauma healing it's actually about stoicism and philosophy books
>wishing you good health
wish you the same fren

>>212364991
Im calling the emergency hotline in the sp mossad office
Expect a visit

>>212365024
The BBF (Brazilian Bunda Forces) has received orders to execute you on sight for this threat
Expect a bunda

>>212364997
Surely you'd just use youtube with an adblocker for music, no?

>>212364573
>that laptop
do I know you?

>>212366953
pls say yes op

>>212364501 (OP)
it's not bad

>>212364541
Apple juice meets redbull

>>212364541
I assume it's like monster because that the main ingredient of the standard flavour

>>212365484
spotify is 2 dollars for students and you can simply change devices when listening to music, have playlists, offline music etc

>>212364541
like guarana, the fruit
and the brazilian is right it is pretty addictive

>>212364740
delete this

>>212364501 (OP)
It's nice but too sweet,
I wish I could find the zero version here in Spain

>>212366997
Laptop guy is not OP
>>212368641
No

>>212371727
it's coming jajo
can you feel it?

>>212364740
OMEGAKEK

>>212371764
Wait I gotta Google what jajo means first

>>212364573
have you let go of your misery yet?

>>212364965
>>212368641
>>212371961

>>212368641
>>212364965
You guys crave brazilian superior genes so much you used to kidnap brazilian babies for adoption in israel. Did you know that brazilians are the true chosen people perhaps?

https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlete_Hilu

>>212364740

I ordered a few cans, if it's gonna taste bad ill make a few strongly worded posts about your country

>>212373084
>sold 12000 brazilians to foreigners
what the actual fuck how does this happen? where are the families of the kids? i might believe in some cases that such a scheme can work for a handful of kids but fucking thousands?

>>212373578
It’s actually true
https://youtu.be/Vv_5oCKCJzw?si=eABnmk0M2s8qpuUd

>>212373084
>>212373774
Yeah there's way more Brazilian genes in Israel than people would ever think
It's actually not even a joke

>>212374274
there are 0 brazilian genes here

>>212374357
Cope

the diet version is surprisingly shit though, they should step their game up

>>212374489
BIDF paid her to put the patch on
she threw the brazilian flag out and threw up 10 seconds later

>>212374516
Diet version of every soda ever is shit
Sweetener will never be real sugar

>>212374675
She is Brazilian from Rio de Janeiro
Maybe even you are 1/8th Brazilian

>>212374763
larp to get guarana sponsorship

>>212375058
One more cope post and I'm breeding all your women and permanently Brazilifying Israel
You've been warned

>>212375109
that's good advice in that pic you should take it

>>212375408
Brazilians only drink Guaraná water is for peasants