Thread 212367683

My grandpa Krsto Ljondev in 1900s edition

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>>212367683 (OP)
He'd cut your head off with an axe if he knew you were a humus.

my grandpa

Government is founded on property.
Property is founded on conquest.
Conquest is founded on power.
All power is founded on brain and brawn.

Weather actually kinda pleasant outside

If I were the ENTJ fascist dictator I'd forbid sex, you'd need a license and then a separate examination on whether you two can have sex. Everyone that violates this law will get sentenced to death by labour.

Had a dream where I dismembered a dog or something in a family member's house whilst xhe slept

Something along those lines, don't quite remember

>>212368145
whats the weather like?

>>212368213
26C rn and pleasantly windy

>>212368213
The sweltering summer of 2025. One for the books.

Finna buy my 11th watermelon this summer
Pray for my pick

>>212368458
alhamdulillah

>>212368213
Every day is 40-41C in sk, when it goes down 36 I feel cold and my nose becomes stuffy

This is under shadow, on direct sunlight its 20-30C more

>>212368578
blessed elderly culling temps
let the grandmas hit the floor

>>212368578
Halal Salafistic temperatures, alhamdulillah!

>>212368652
Bro would be hitting the floor himself if he left his snow princess paradise and went south of the Yenisei

>>212368660
The thing is we are surrounded by mountains and it's like we are inside boiling pot, add the humidity made by breathing etc and it's exactly like we are boiling in water

>>212368683
what are you on bro us barbadians are black

>>212368805
Oh and they have Macedonian letters on the keyboard

>>212368821
us macedonian-barbadians*

>>212367683 (OP)
I don't get why everyone in Bulgaria back during that time was essentially a hipster with their gay ass mustaches. No wonder parts of us never got freed, like the occupied territories in Serbia, Greece, Turkey and Albania. They were too busy looking for a Starbucks

>>212367683 (OP)
he had vlach girlfriend

Sooo, is it true that shitche fyromitkoski the abominable zigglet is leaving the biblical land for zlovenia?

>>212369415
makkkes lack pasosh, and also the balls to immigrate

>>212369415
I wish this would be me one day, but Germany instead

All Fyromians should go back to Serbia.

>>212369499
you vill never escape uskkkub

>>212369654
I can literally go and deliver doner in Horb am Necker tomorrow if I wanted bro

>>212369759
that privilege is reserved for engineers, not third country nationals

>makkes turning even more blatantly anti-EU
Based.

>>212369819
IDENTITETOT
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>>212369879
I've had enough contact with such people to tell you that they're all giga-oblivious retards that need to be sent to gulag.

>days start getting shorter again
based

>>212369879
that's literally every bumkan country doe

>>212370062
Also observe that AJVAROT is missing.

now dat deh is a real good watahmelon
in barbados

>>212370174
need the expert fyromologist to explain the subtle differences between pindzhur and ajvar

>spoon
only timmy in barbadosa

>>212370232
he prolly eats a banana by biting it on the side or snapping off chunks with he fingers too

>>212370266
my landlord looks like this, except he also has a beard

>>212369415
You'd suspect he'd want to leave the decadent capitalist west for the trad, working class lands of Mother Russia

But for the billionth time, a commie chooses the west instead of what he's preaching. Why are they like this?

>>212370196
Ajvar is made from a specific subspecies and is generally PVR3LY it + condiments, Pindzhur is made from whatever red bell pepper you can find + tomatoes/garlic and is generally drowned in oil making it the poor mans ajvar. Malidzhano, which is sometimes mentioned is made with Eggplant and Green Bell Peppers and garlic/mustard is also added.

>>212370298
so essentially the 60yo childless freak was insulting your entire nation based on the lowest common fyrominator orange paste preference

>>212370339
VMRO died for that orange paste you fascist freak

>>212370339
I'm pretty sure every balkmoon country has pindzhur but only makkemoons and serbs have ajvar, also malidzhano is makkemoon exclusive last I checked.

>>212370266
He looks like the type of subman whose daughter has an onlyfans and he's proud of her having it

>>212370432
Melitzanosalata is a staple here in Glorious Malakistan.

>we have to issue a document that your car is okay
>that would be 440 euro sir have a nice hellfire summer of pain and anguish

>>212370487
Not the same thoughbeit.

>>212370614
Wouldn't surprise me if that happened.

jarred peppers*

KNEEL

>>212370191
80 IQ fruit, 80 IQ eating style

>>212371100
More proof that watermelon is the 80 IQ man's fruit of choice

>>212371121
Coincidentally fyromians also LOOOVE CHIKIN and WATERMELONZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPBLpzWd_p4

>>212370191
How much is kilo?(In krsnyrsk)

I want to thank Бългapия for these

>>212371652
No idea what this is never seen one lol

I safer as a 90.77 intellectual in this peninsula of dummies.

>>212372267
You and me mprother.

>>212372267
>>212372319
You're both Incel fags btw

>>212372372
Intelligence is a net negative when it comes to attracting women.
https://bpspsychub.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/bjop.12342

>>212372429
>may
>7 citations after 10 years
bait used to be high effort

>>212372429
You don't need any of these traits when you rape

>>212372642
t. I can 100% get pussy I just won't, trust me bro

>>212372689
how can you not get pussy if you want to
it's literally half the population

>>212372740
Everyone chases after the pretty young ones.

>>212372771
the youth gender ratio in the balkans is reversed if anything, all the males are leaving the country while slutwhores get useless office jobs
if you want to get pussy but "can't" in this situation you're legitimately retarded and should get filtered out of the gene pool

>he thinks officewhores would look at someone that isn't rich or handsome af
Hahahaha.

>>212372771
It's not normal and it's not love.

>>212372841
You are making several arguments that are obviously wrong or misleading nigga

>>212372880
mhmm, with that mentality you should indeed get filtered out of the gene pool
trash having both an ego and an inferiority complex is not my problem

>>212372907
makkkecel is himself just rehashing memes
any attempt to argue would result in moving the goalpost from sex with any hole, to sex with high quality holes, to sex without paying with the aforementioned holes, to a relationship with a hole, to a marriage with 3 kids with the hole, to a marriage with 3 kids and without a divorce etc etc

>>212372965
>muh bro it's your mentality bro
Literally know so many childless office whores that reject otherwise good match ups for them.
>having both an ego and an inferiority complex
That's just part and parcel of being a 'lach.

>umm bro you wanted to find a woman, why aren't you raping that prostitute with 300 STDS instead for 200 euros?
>what do you mean you want a marriageable woman you're moving the goalpost
Vl*choid is such a dishonest piece of shit that I'd break his head if this was irl.

>>212373030
>that reject otherwise good match ups for them
yes, people do tend to make life choices based on their own beliefs and not based on the opinions of random people at the office
>doesn't address the argument
I accept your incelsession

>>212373056
Nah, you're just a retarded homosexual that is trying to tell a mechanic how to do his job when you don't even know how to tighten a screw.

>>212373094
the mechanics in this case being the incels? very strange metaphor

>>212373054
don't get so triggered by the truth bro

>>212372771
If you date 21+ grandma no matter your age younare madman. Wom*n fertility depends on age while man can have kids at 95

>>212373175
>Mom look, a pedo!

Have huge urge to post my 21cm penis bros, although I have done that on /gif/ numerous times I am scared it would have repercussions if I somehow get doxxed in the future so if dubs I am posting it

You ever see some pale skinned freak walking around under the Vergina sun and wonder what fuck they're doing on my African subcontinent

>>212373218
you don't even need goats, just yap with the holes for more than 5 minutes and they'll give you their number if you ask if you're going for new employees in that early twenties age range

>>212373308
Equals and you go rape shizanev

>>212373456
>if you ask if you're going for new employees in that early twenties age range
Incoherent post.

>>212373570
just add a comma after ask bro

1. When women say they like smart guys they mean streets smart not social sciences smart, they they like socially adaptable conformists with a slight edge. The type of guy women get turned off is the self-reflective nerd who sees irony in the absurd things that constitute our everyday social reality.
2. Women (outside fringe tumblr circles) really dislike that self-reflective humor nerdy guys have, unless you're a famous jewish comedian that type of self-analytic humor comes off as neurotic and women think you aren't "confident".
3. Stuff like "having game", "confidence" or "rizz" requires being dumb to an extent in order to internalize extremely gendered behavior patterns uncritically, a intelligent guy will either have to be a psycho to mimic these, or he will see the irony in them and cringe at it.

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/high-iq-high-rates-virginity-jonah-goldberg/

>>212373654
erm, that's not what psychopathy means chuddy therefore your entire post is discredited

Degreemaxxxers on suicide watch.

>>212374272
erm, cs sisters????

>If I had been married earlier in life, I wouldn't have seen the double helix. I would have been taking care of the kids on Saturday. On the other hand, I was lonely a lot of the time.
Hahahahahaha

>While sex may not be marriage, it may still require effort that intelligent people prefer to invest elsewhere. This would fit Aldus Huxley's alleged definition of an intellectual as a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Brootal.

Stefan janev aka semata oralno go zadovoluva CIA bikot Mangal

>>212374522
Basically if you have 90+ IQ here you're 80% likely to be a virgin.

So intelligent people have lower libidos and less masculine physiques. What hormone is responsible for both sex drive and masculine builds? That's right: testosterone.

And two new papers suggest that testosterone may depress IQ. One team found that salivary testosterone levels were lower for preadolescent boys with IQs above 130 and below 70. (the same two groups most likely to be virgins in adolescence)

Another paper suggests that a gene responsible for androgen sensitivity and higher sperm counts may also create a tradeoff for intelligence.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0028393206004155?via%3Dihub
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S030698770600658X?via%3Dihub
Brutal, just brutal. I knew my hentai games were right about low IQ testosterone fueled beasts.

Hahaha

>>212374712
obviously bro, test also makes you get sicker easily since it weakens your immune systems
also
>intelligent people have lower libidos and less masculine physiques
that's a fallacy o algo, hormones are more complex than that

Island of Samothraki in the distance.
Reporting live from the wine-dark seas, anon.

>>212374822
You're low IQ and you jerk off 120 times a day bro.

>>212374868
I'm 1 trillion IQ delicate string theorist and I jerk of 9001 times a day

Ehj Ahj can't write anything that looks genuine for shit. That's why the vlachs of this world still have a job.

>>212374890
>and I jerk of 9001 times a day
Stop or you are going to be bald bro

>>212374932
Your prompt is too general, you need to request a specific writing style.

>>212374932
that's because you're not a prompt engineer bro, and you're using a meme model
>that's why the vlachs of this world still have a job
INTJ dictators will always have a job, there are precisely 0 periods in history where the people who were qualified and highly skilled didn't just reskill into another trade after their previous one became obsolete
locusts never lose

>>212374960
mashallah, I have too much hair it's a pain in the ass

>>212371525
ain't cheap
like 50rub per kilo

>>212375002
Same bro, I have like 2 kilo hair just around my ass and that area I am also a gorilla

>>212375098
So that's cheap same like here 30den

>>212375262
balk is a woman respecting general chuddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ua0906tH1g
>going on youtube to watch 4chan reels

That's a lot better

>>212375098
Kinda cheap.
How is the Azerbaijan crisis affecting the watermelon market?

>>212375285
>going on youtube to watch other people watching 4chan reels

>>212375523
Even better, I'm pretty sure it's a fake post that was AI genned.

>>212375242
that's on a discount thoughever

The question is not why people move to certain countries, but how long will this last?
How long will the locals get tired of it?
When will the Western governments punish digital nomads for not stimulating the economy
Brazil is already taking action in order to counter the passport bro movement other countries will follow.
Remember you can run all you want but the reaper ALWAYS comes to collect

>>212372887
>love
ha haha hahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHIwkHmJhE0
I see they do the same propaganda as they do for Ushkup.

>>212375847
>two more weeks!!!

>>212375847
Boomgeria now has a digital noomad visa.
Boomgeria has digital nomad mountain villages in Boomsko and Boomorovets full of hundreds of the laptop-class soyoboyos making thousands, all those profits staying in Boomgeria.

Boomgeria be booming while Makkkedonia continues to be mediocre!
Escape from miserable Makkkedonija to experience prosperity!

>>212376014
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o5RNz8943E

At my core, I'm not a person that can hold a grudge for long

At times, I wish I were a giga Jew that rememberes every slight against me going back 20 years

>>212376152
>I wish I were a giga Jew that rememberes every slight against me going back 20 years
Literally me.

>>212376239
How bout you wish for some bitches instead bro?

>>212376277
I remember them slighting me.

Angrymanian mentioned.

NAVALI NARODE STIGNAA STAROZAGORSKITE CRVI I BUBACKI NA ZELEN PAZAR

I have like a decade worth of spreadsheets.

KOLACI SO VELESKI SKAKULCI MMMMMMMMMMM

It takes a lifetime for one to search for the life that they will truly enjoy.

My armpits smell like kisela zelka juice

>>212376584
Mine smell like beer.

pretty sure 4chan is bot posts now

>i smell like shit
>i smell like piss bro
Macedonian philosophy lecture

>>212377071
They're all subhumans

every day is worse than the last, every memory more faded; the cost unbearable, the tax too great...

>>212377177
One day your knees will buckle under the weight of your sins.

not even walked a kilometer before some dumbass approached me and said bro can you help me out and I say sup as my arm instinctively grabs katana handle and this dood pulls out his smasnug and says I just bought this how do I see 2nd sim balance

>>212377692
Can't enjoy nothing in Barbados

https://stopkillinggamestracker.pages.dev/

>bulgaria and slovenia the only 2 real countries under 100%

Eternal shame.

>>212377754
Wish we were in the EU so we could btfo Bulgaria in petition signing

>>212377824
Wish you were in the EU, so you could be last instead of us.

>>212377889
We're more autistic than you doe
Look at 4channel posts per capita

>>212377754
soygods wonned
time for nothing to happen

>>212378071
Every prior petition that reached 1 million resulted in law change.

>>212377754
>balkmoons are the only bootlickers bowing down to the master
Slave mentality.

>>212378093
>nooooooooooo voting is pointless
>voting changes things
>nooooooooooo that doesnt mean anything voting is pointless stop votinggggggggg

>>212378584
Sleyv morality.

>>212378639
slejvs are always looking for a reason why their slejvery is not their fault

Refreshing 40C museslimaymoonic temperatures outside, alhamdulillah

>>212378764
>muslemaymoooons burning alive
>my anglo-american civilized white man self has an air conditioneer
Feels good being a patrician westerner elite gentleman.

>Nvidia set to become the world's most valuable company in history
>US job growth beats expectations in June, unemployment rate dips to 4.1%
LINE
GOES
UP

>>212379360
>unemployment drops
>homeless population explodes
How tf?

>>212379394
chuds really are allergic to learning the actual definition of words
this makes them feel upset when things happen that don't match their expectations

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Us2wqVqGT1c
Albovlachs's old victim explaining the pecking order to the new guy.

Paid like 1k euro in fucking chores and taxes i feel like someone ripped a hole in my chest and took a piece of my soul. Few and evil have been the days of my pilgrimage on this earth.

>up 350€ today
dog bless

>>212379630
Coincidentally the rent went up by 400 euros.

>>212379668
ehhhhh? but I don't even pay 400€ in rent+utilities total

>>212379697
Tough luck, pay up kiddo.

>>212379717
don't worry chuddy, my apartment will totally 100% definitely frfr be finished by the time I need to pay(in 30000 days once july is over)

>>212379360
>bought nVidia stock at today's equivalent of $15-$20
>sold it at today's equivalent values of $50 and $90
>still feel mad, despite quadrupling my money

>>212380222
shouldve bought 1000x nvidia OTM calls chuddy

>>212379630
+382.68€ for me today

>>212380250
I actually managed to lose a lot of money during GameStop madness using calls, so I think I shan't try that again.

Poorgroids who cant afford a home or a car are talking about money again

Beчe гpyпи oт индийци и вcякaквa дpyгa "paбoтнa pъкa" oт тpeтия cвят e eжeднeвнa глeдкa.

>lmao look these idiots, gambling their money away betting on 22 hairy apes kicking a ball on a field

>*proceeds to gamble on south korean kimchi maker shares*

>37C down from 41
>Feeling cold

lil nigga bringing rabbits and shit

>>212370318
>volos

>>212371652
Wtf is that? Juice? Water with color?

I DEMAND a pale Slavic/albanian gf

ГAБAPИTHИOT PAЗУЗHABAЧКИ MAHГAЛOB КУP JA PACTУPA TECHATA ФИPOMБEJOBA ЧMAPЧИHA

>>212380851
Cyпep, дaнo дa ви eбaт мaйкaтa зa нopмaтив.

death to abbot useless fucking rats
the sensor has expired, and if you start it from the phone it auto-kills it despite nothing being wrong just because the date it too late
you can't manually change the date because the app demands automatic date time be enabled to start the sensor
I had to change the date, turn on airplane mode, reboot, enable automatic date time, and then scan the shitty thing
fucking useless fucking company, not only do I have to pay for this shit I have to hack 99% of the usefulness because if I used it normally it'd be useless

>>212381168
tim tim took a sweatshirt in such temps and then tied it around his waist like a true timmuel ugh

>>212381781
No bro my shirt is on tree branch hanging as a trap, if anyone touches it I beat racketeer and beat the shit out of him

>>212381723
You're part of the same apparatus almpait, you deserve this

>>212382054
aj em but a poor crippled starving poor blind poor old man o algo

Pooing rn bros

Thought you should know

Coffee time

>>212382247
>>212382368
Hmmmmmmmm

>doesnt have an espresso machine
the levels of poverty of this general are astounding

another confirmation of my blackness

>>212382530
They look too complicated and labor intensive imo
How fuck am I supposed to not have it full of calcium carbonate with Shkp water supply

>>212382702
/balk/ is a BLACK and MUSLIM general

>>212383111
DASRITE
yall timmies bedda NEVA forget dat shit

>>212383133
Why do they look like they're praying on top of a ledge? The one with the poorest kneeling form gets flung down by the black announcer?

It's basically the end of 2025 and STILL there's no kindle scribe 2024 edition on Shkup marketplace
Who the FUCK finna buy the 2022 version in this day and age honestly

Where is black panthera bulgarbros?

>>212381718
Бaтe хoди ce дpycaш и нe дaвaй aкъл.

>>212383251
bro just walk to bugaria and buy it there

>>212383440
I want a Bulgarian delivery slave to doordash me the tablet

>short trading session today
I wasn't done speculating

000000000000

>>212383391
Tи cпpи дa peвeш, бaлък.

>>212383610
Shredded пeдepacт.

>>212383484
you will NEVER enjoy amazon prime one day shipping

>>212383660
Tи cи мaнгaл в cтpaнa oт тpeтия cвят, кaквo пpaвo имaш дa ce oплaквaш oт oщe мaнгaли кaтo тeбe? Бyквaлнo нямa paзликa мeждy тeбe и нeкъв paндoм мaнгaл oт индия, кoйтo cи вaди лaйнaтa oт гъзa и cи ги cлaгa в ycтaтa.

>>212383529
can't wait for no EU deal to make the markets shit the bed again, before he delays tariffs again and they go up, before he announced no Japan deal with no delays and they go down again before he announces pharma tariffs and they shit the bed twice and then...

aбe кpacнopeчивчo

Life is geeting tougher lads ngl baka fr fr

Expected a Edi Rama meme but I guess not

>>212383765
Квo ми йaпвaш пaк бe, клoшap? Cя щe ти чeтa чичaшкитe пocтoвe.

>>212384057
THEN FIX IT

>>212384057
aj saffer more than ju saffer
I'll saffer more next week when I'll have to drag myself to the construction site to see if those retards are done

>>212383670
Evil creature wishes pain and lack of amazon one day shipping on his friends

>>212384057
Why?

I noticed something

You know how people was simping for Edi Rama

I don't see that on here anymore

>>212384149
I wish pain on everyone but me
haha, suffer

>>212384288
You wished an ibikey account upon me (still haven't bought a single stock btw)

>>212384356
imagine if they still had the inactivity fee per month, or they disable your account and you have to make a new one again

>>212384390
I doubt they can do that, I have 50 euro on there

That's like 6 pizzas worth bro, that's real money right there

>>212384484
they seized some guy's account with 160k because he logged in from crimea

>>212384123
My cousin sent me 4k leffe through revolut

>>212384511
Being a stupid fucking Chud is illegal doe

Are you watching wimbledon?

>>212384541
so hecking true sis

>>212384511
Wwyd if that was you?

Revpoints are the most pointless shit there is

>>212384696
I would shrimply not log in from Crimea

>>212384595
I'm watching it.

>>212384786
No i mean when you lose your measley 100k i mean they might outlaw being an albanian tomorrow you never know.

>>212384845
they wont doe?

>>212384787
Post your strawberries and champagne

Imagine you bought some nerd coins and were lucky enough for them to take off in this parallel universe and earn you money. A tragedy, because an inferior human like you was never supposed to have money, a simple evolutionary measure to contain and ultimately end your inferior genetics with your own passing, cheated on by a gamble going right. The consequences for humanity are dire, but evolution will inevitably correct it's mistake earlier or later. For the time being the only solace the rest of us have is that because your potential was always narrow, the benefit you will reap will always remain narrow. Born a loser, die a loser.

>>212383902
I can't deal with this many happenings.
I prefer when no things occur.

>>212385456
nothing matters in the end since the line will go up

>>212385161
So true! If you feel out of place in life, it's because you were never meant to be here in the first place!

>>212384883
What?

/balk/ will make fun of you for reading reddit but only on reddit will you find such gems

>>212385622
nigga legit wears a sirwal

>>212385616
Why are you always talking about banking and all that stuff it's boring.
>>212385622
What happened to him?

>>212385622
achievable natty?

>>212385787
kek

>>212385622
most unhinged photo of him by far
bro legit looks insane

>>212385883
>literally a deranged schizophrenic asylum patient that's been committed multiple times
>bro legit looks insane

>>212385954
one can be mentally ill but still look relatively normal
sashko has reached the point where he looks insane

>>212385883
He looks normal to me.

>>212385616

>asked chatgpt to make him look like super sayan
>"This image generation request did not follow our content policy."

Kek this piece of shit Ai is only good for people who want to larp as programmers, nothing more

>>212386236
>make him look like super sayan
Why would you want to do that, he's already got a reddit avatar

>house passes bill
BBBased

>>212385622
The gorilla&terminator of Balkan

9 hanging suicide attempts built this neck

Ajdeeee starozagorskite beli crvi gi napraile 2500 denari kilo a bubasvabite plevenski im se 1700 TI EBAM DRZAVATA DA TI EBAM

finna egg some eggs

>>212385622
Triceps going strong

>>212381566
sugar water purple

>>212387383
Post pic of egging them and final result

>>212383765
ima golqma razlika obache

>>212371652
I have never seen this

>>212387483
>doxx your eggs

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>>212390532
haha, loser

>>212390517
You cant be greek because you are a civilization and culture destroyer

>>212390569
every single shrubdanubian country was created due to us

>>212390767
Vlachs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srnyVw-OR0g

listening to rn

Mein fuhrer... there is nothing we can do.