Wogs (Australian) edition

Leftypol and rorke coming together to discuss their differences

mental how many of you watch streamers

you must all be young men

young men with nice tight arses

shy young men

Boomers dying off and with it comes the dawn of the Thousand-Year Albo Reich.

It really will be easy under Albanese.

sucking a fee, watching rlm

>>212368871
lol

>>212368898
What is so funny?

um hi

>>212368955
rorkes sis

put a massive anaerobic digester at the bottom of the cliffs at dover and get them all lined up and pushed in

>>212368941
Too soon, mate.

Too soon.

>>212368962
>it's rorke thinking about nigger sex 24/7, not me heh
Seek help.

>>212368987
Literally no one cares enough to learn what POV means despite

>>212368785
boy you old as hell

Italian gf search party

>>212369054

>Russian boxer Anastasia Luchkina lets an endangered orangutan take a hit from her vape pen.

>The 24-year-old boxer is under fire after having the orangutan use her e-cigarette in Crimea.

>According to local outlets, the orangutan displayed "disturbing" behavior after consuming the nicotine, losing her appetite, and not interacting with others.

>Outlet zamin. uz. says the orangutan, Dana, "lies motionless throughout the day."

>Veterinarians fear Dana may have swallowed the whole e-cigarette cartridge

monke monke monke monke monke

>>212369144
monke

>>212369026
i am rorke

>>212369144
why are women like that?

>>212369144
i am monke

come to brazil

turns out, monkey spice addict

>>212369144
ktim

>>212369190
i dont want to rorke

feels like friday

>>212369190
Is right part jap? She did look very much japanese in the thumbnail

>>212369211
I wish
This weeks been non-stop ass rape

Zesty Blacks

The caked up cronem

>>212368828 (OP)
Bogged not wog

>>212369224
This you?
>>212368955

>>212369255
Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed

haven't seen egypt spammer for a while

>>212368828 (OP)
My people.

Got the true crime podcasts on post-wank

FUcking scereamign

>>212369356
Stop stabbing the gyaldem

>>212368898
I would

>>212369378
The what?

Going to have a FANTASTIC shave! Clean, fresh, smooth. Go on! Have a shave!

4 weeks and 2 days annual leave left to take this year it lush x4

>>212369377
Holy shit lmao
Britoids are so funny, they're like hobbits.

REAL MEN GROW BEARDS

>>212369418
and then get raped by horny women? no thanks

>>212369432
*paints my bollocks like a palestine flag and dangles them infront of you*

job hunt toil halts for NO man

he was a prophet
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751107095755464.mp4

just seen an advert for vaginal dryness cream

canda >.<

AGI trained entirely on bollock busting posts

>>212369464
The fact that you'd have enough surface area on your, on average relative to your people, otherwise shy little peas would already be most impressive! Back to the valley with you!
LOL

currently supporting the australian music industry

>>212369515
most of my beauty supplements are from australia. mental really

doctor
Doctor

I Am Mr Bean

Mr Bean where is Teddy !!

Thank You
Doctor I Am Better
now

bleached my hair lads, look like an entirely different person, but still an incel

>>212369515
thank you for supporting the australian music industry

>>212369430
got 37 days me. civil servant you see

an arsed scratched
a finger sniffed

i've decided to devote my life to studying the lowland scots

jota died lads

>>212369583
They're mongs

>>212369248
She's an Italian wog.

how do the church know if a priest is actually a virgin what if he just lies about it

I’ve just done a Dubai chocolate in my nappy :/

>>212369539
Thankyou for supporting the new Frank Green and a sneaky link industry

looked up a youtuber i used to watch a decade ago to see what he's been up to, he looks and sounds exactly the same except with tattoos and a slightly receded hairline
at least he didn't become a tranny like some of the other youtubers i used to watch

saw my first coin with king charles on it last night lads

>>212369607
no clue but some people can easily tell that i'm a virgin
>>212369614
no problem

>>212369607
that's why we need digital ID so we can make a confirmed virgin database

named my mobile hotspot "free the paedos"

>>212369612

>>212369641
I've got Charlie on all my notes already *snorts*

>>212369356
Aren't you arab
>>212369314
Miss that nigger bot

Got a case of the big sad today
First date since breaking up with exberg
Can't stop thinking about her

>>212369667
GOOD lad

Jota's died la'
Need 2 new strikers now

>>212369677
plenty more fish in the sea lad but you probably live in a pond like me which means theres not many fish at all so lets just stick to wanking shall we

Oof

who's jota

ummy bummy

>rich
>athlete
>died at 28

>on benefits
>fat
>still alive at 32
cant stop winning

>>212369710
Girl I'm going on a date with is nice, and is a fish in the sea, but probably not as nice as exberg :/

>>212369740
He had loads of sex and has kids though. You... uh, firing up Vic II today champ?

>>212369708
mental

>>212369744
why is love so hertz........

poo gape

what's Vic II

strongly suspect that the only reason british people are so obsessed with football is because they're all socially repressed so they latch onto it for something to talk about

>>212369752
more of an oldschool runescape man myself

>>212369788
excellent lad

>rumours of a transfer to wolves
>dies in a car crash a few weeks later
understandable really

Aussie Rules is fucking shite btw

>>212369782
Hearts of Iron for Leftypol

>>212369788
have been getting into osrs starting literally this week
I'm on the fence about plunging all the way in as I'm decades late and it also seems like an obscene time sink

>>212369825
Since I moved to Woollongabba I've realised how much I prefer League

>>212369761
Malaysia be kidding me

mad how diddy watched his gf get fucked by other men then had her rub their ejaculate on his nipples while he wanked his little willy

>>212369829
its a total waste of time but its not like i do anything productive with my time anyway, so relatively speaking its a good way to piss away my life and not die in car crashes in spain

my day gets better everytime i see cute anglo women

>>212369869
I really really want to try fucking a gypsy

>>212369865
would you recommend someone get into it this late or should I just go about my usual time wasting activities

Always poo horribly when I'm sad
Mental the physical toll sadness can take

>have been getting into osrs starting literally this week

>>212369888
it's easy, go to Roma or Milano ,you should see plenty of them. It's just like fucking a jeeta i imagine

>>212369927
Wonderwall is good innit

>>212369927
I tried getting a one day membership to try sailing but the shop was closed wtf

>>212369894
bit of a steep curve to begin with because there's so much shit to do and figuring out an order to do it in can be off putting, but generally speaking if you're enjoying the early game you might aswell stick with it
it used to be more of a slog but there's a million different ways to level pretty much every skill now depending on how efficient you want to be

So are we expected to believe that AI is unable to crack the captcha.

My next question is are any of you actually real. Except for mousenonce and Heather, which we've been able to confirm.

28 isn't that young to die really, not like he was a teenager

>>212369994
>So are we expected to believe that AI is unable to crack the captcha.

egyptbot was doing it

If Diego was here he'd be saying Jota is going to hell because he was a Catholic

>>212369994
I'm using a captcha solver right now but I don't think it's powered by AI, that sounds like overkill

You’ll go no further Rorke

>>212370067
Reminder this that genuinely was taken on day one of lockdown

>>212370067
>vvt vvt vvt vvt

bet jotas wife must be fist pumping and knee sliding round the gaff, married just in time to inherit all his wealth

>>212370085
or she's utterly devestated because not everyone is a heartless incel bastard such as yourself

>>212370098
well shes a woman so thats doubtful

Alri

>>212370085
JUST GET THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF

might go bossmans and get a sausage roll or two
been proper abusing them, cheap sausage rolls 2 minutes from my door it's madness

>3 years of full criminal investigation while they were either in jail or house arrest
>still not actually got anything concrete, case been resubmitted twice and they had a load of assets returned as couldn't be proven that they were proceeds of crime
At this point I actually think they'll walk, initially I thought they were fucked but if there isn't a smoking gun 3 years into proceedings with all the attention devoted to the case then I can't see a guilty verdict

we won lads

>>212370102
bro isn't beating the incel charges

>>212370139
He openly implies he's been involved in various shady activities but never specified obviously. Of course he's a piece of shit trafficker, probably was a drug dealer also. The pair of them should just be disappeared, foul people with a foul legacy.

>>212370152
By making roads you cannot drive down, we have nearly eliminated road deaths

>>212370152
Fuck's going on in Lisbon, I thought they all caught trams

>>212370168
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogo_Jota

>>212370130
you've got to get a sausage or two, boys

sometimes i feel like i want the roll without the sausage

>>212370277
bitch that's a vol au vent

hate black bastards me

>>212370277
not surprised you want a puff pastry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeV2cExvnMI
is this woke or based

>>212370294
>blud gets pressed by the cronem
>scurries to brit to complain
Pussio neek

>>212370294
you mean guinness?

>>212369726
>The car, a Lamborghini, left the road due to a tyre blow out while overtaking another car. The car set on fire, and both are confirmed to have died.
Oopsie poopsie

Wake and bake me thinks

Back in the day a £2.50 golden virginia handy pack could sort out a spell of sadness

>>212370348
havent had shit untrimmed leafy weed like that since about 2016

>>212370152
Id wager that nearly 100% of accidents are human error. Every time i drive to work idiots are fucking all over the road, going 50 in 30s, ignoring lane markings, on their phones, ovettaking in retarded positions, cutting in front of other drivers with no notice. Then when someone dies people are all over social media blaming potholes and the road itself until the cause is revealed and it turns put they drove out in front of a lorry. Makes me sick.

>>212370348
nahhhh no way that's blue bubblegum boykisser og

that shit makes you get hella bi thoughts

nth for the gyaldem

The vax claims another couple, F to Jota and his bro

Condolences to his brats and ting

>>212370373
Nothing wrong with it mush

>>212370411
kid looks a bit brown

>>212370411
Poor little bastards

>>212370421
bet its soft as fuck and smells like tea bags corrr those were the days

gyallydemmy

what the fuck jota died in a car crash!!

>>212370448
please post all you have of her

did the man kick the bucket

the penis

>>212370411
>career had peaked
>wife has walled
>some how started making brown kids
yeh he did the right thing

>>212370411
grim

>>212370474
haha

leftypol getting this guy booked at the local nursery

>>212370448
disgusting hog
>>212370474
hehe

Surviving car crashes ain’t for everyone, sorry white boy

>>212370466
>>212370498
That's not very nice. It's just Tom Scott.

took less than 10 minutes for someone to make the inevitable 'bet nunes misses his funeral' joke haha lmao so creative and original

>>212370448
I know /brit/ hates this bloke but some of his videos were alright so I watched that Lateral. Fucking hell it's the worst concept ever. Shit like
>I am walking on Lego all day with a big smile on my face. Why?
and the only accepted answer will be the one he's came up with beforehand
>I work in a toy shop and the flooring is made up of Lego!
It's like that DOGSHIT Only Connect but worse

>>212370517
more and give me her name please

Are you employed, sir?

>>212370525
It's the Reddit idea of lateral thinking, which is ironic given how much he hates reddit.

Genuinely surprised we're not getting mega bantered over the tranny nonce kindy teacher spunking in the kids' food

I hate the working class. I remember being at the shop and this scummy family were being loud and obnoxious. Screaming at his kids telling them to go and get shit whilst in the queue. Kid was got some organic eggs and he went ballistic "don't want any of that shit". They should be in forced labour camps.

>>212370548
yeah but I'm off this week

>>212370574
um wat

>>212370574
u wot

>>212370574

Who needs their bussy ate?

I've said too much

Love the normies first conversation opener is "what do you do for work?" and they shudder when I say I'm unemployed haha.

>>212370537

>>212370613
i eated mcdonals burger so i have splatter shits rn >-<

just goes to show really you can’t have it all can you

>>212370574
we'll need a bit more to go on mate

Would be quite happy with a big island girl wife

>>212370651
im an island booooy

>>212370623
I'd mind her gap, if you know what I mean.

>>212370454

shaking my pale bony clapper to rich girl by hall & oates

>want to make a shitpost thread
>300 second countdown
I forgot that shit was still a thing

>>212370525
Only connect is so awful, the questions being punctuated by pathetic jokes makes it even worse

>>212370574
His name's Leftypol mate OK

>>212370548
it's mam, bigot

>>212370623
give me a name you little freak

Rorke just can't stop banging on about Keir

>>212370170
They obviously did it, but if they've not been able to prove a crime so far the case is very shoddy. I can't see a conviction coming from this as it stands

waiting for mum to rest after going to the store so she could cook me blini

>>212370717
BARTY CROUCH...

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...JUNIOR

>>212370723
That's some quality shitposting ngl

The 26 MPs that voted against proscribing Palestine Action:

Labour:
- Diane Abbott
- Tahir Ali
- Richard Burgeon
- Ian Bryne
- Imran Hussain
- Kim Johnson
- Clive Lewis
- Grahame Morris
- Nadia Whittome

Lib Dems:
- Andrew George
- Tom Gordon
- Tessa Munt
- Manuela Perteghella
- Dr Al Pinkerton
- Luke Taylor

Greens:
- Siân Berry
- Carla Denyer
- Ellie Chowns
- Adrian Ramsay

Independent:
- Zarah Sultana
- Shockat Adam
- Apsana Begum
- Jeremy Corbyn
- John McDonnell
- Adnan Hussain

SDLP:
- Colum Eastwood

>>212370675
Not sure what you mean tbqhwy
>>212370717

colum eastward

>>212370623
not time to be posting too many peng tings canslad

>>212370781
whats her name?

>>212370767
and what of the Right Honourable Bob Blackman?

>>212370783
behave

>>212370783
Evil post. Muh 96 just became muh 97 and you think this is funny?

Scum, absolute scum

ah, so football player dying is the new psyop?
wonder what they're hiding, some big reveal probably

t b h its probably for the best they both died, imagine if you survived and had to live the rest of your life knowing you killed your brother by driving like a mong

>>212370792
>>212370793
Ahmed. Beautiful Irish name.

>>212370767
They really do vote against British values
And theres millions more here now
Might have to fuck off to Oz if this carries on

you have to wonder why a lambo would have a tyre blow out don't you. you'd think you'd feel quite safe in a car that expensive. we just zip around on motorways in our shit cars never thinking if a tyre goes that's the end of it.

>>212370855
corrr she could have a go on me kofta and two falafels any time

for fucks sakes weve got to do something to stop old people looking so revolting its not dignified for the poor bastards

why haven't i gone bald yet

>>212370736
howling

bro is flattened like a pancake
https://streamin.me/v/957e592a

>>212370884
what british values

>>212370915
:|

>>212370895

>>212370915
tf happened?

>>212370945
Not destroying our own military's assets for one

>>212370900
fuarkin hell

>>212370152
>2017

The white race has its work cut out for itself

>>212370971
what did they destroy?

am sat on a slippery pringles tube

>>212370969
Bro thought he was verstappen

>>212370900
still would

>>212370987
The engine of a cargo loader plane, rendering it unusable until repair
Fuck me switch on the zogbox

did some rich wogs die due to their own blunder did they oh dear nevermind

reading some JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

>>212370974
meant for >>212370915

>>212370915
but frogspamshutinman say nothing happen

>>212370980
Things started to improve once Romanians stopped coming here.

Reckon I might start up a new game of Skyrim.
Haven't even finished my last game. Did all the non dragon stuff, then killed one dragon and stopped playing.
Luv the civil war and side quests, 'ate the dragon malarkey.

>>212371017
No you aren't, you're blogposting about Jap comics on /brit/. Go read your Jap comics and stop boring us.

>>212371013
but he kicked the soccer ball
his epic partnership with ngubu earned cirencester wanderers pomotion to the premier league

>>212371012
i dont have a tv

>>212371039
you one of them reachmen

south london crodie with that naughty style
give katy a wink and a naughty smile
she wants to get walked down the aisle
sorry katy girl, that won't be for a while
cos I'm out here lurkin
fuckin -2 bitches in the gherkin
timmy boy sitting in the corner jerkin
soon he'll need to get back to workin

>>212371039
play oblivion remastered

i don't know about you but i could do with a can of coke

Is this >>212371067 a heathermong then?

>>212371075
shove it up my friggin' arse!

>>212371051
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S7RkxLOSS9c

>>212371085
no, I'm not heathermong
I wrote it myself, as sad as it is
was actually doing something else and it popped into my head

>>212371074
Haven't got the like £50 they're asking to spend.
Feels pretty bad nglabchwy

>>212371106
It should've stayed there

got curtis yarvin in one ear and michael anton in the other

>>212371091
summer tip to stay cool: shove a cold can of coke up your arse!

>>212371026
>Things started to improve
I'm sure they did

He appeared to be very deep in thought.

i got a like on one of my youtube comments

FOREVER YOUNG

I WANNA BE

FOREVER YOUNG

think I dress too much like a chav because people tend to give me a wide birth when in reality I'm the most timid freak around

ruby granger sex arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JnfIa84TnU

I love my family so I’m gonna go drive 150mph for fun

>>212371223
Good strategy

>>212371223
ktim but I look like a heroin addicted sex offender instead

when i was having a wank last night i kept involuntarily thinking about emma raducanu

>>212371243
sometimes wank to this

>>212371245
she basically just one the lottery

>one the lottery
HOWLING

>>212371290
had the chance to lose my v plates to a cute somali girl but I would have felt shameful about it so I didn't

>>212371210
Tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQi8wEHMm5Y

>she basically just one the lottery

>>212371316
English isn’t my first language

>>212371265
You do know emma has a gyppsy rroma father and not a romanian one, right ? kek

>wide birth

>one the lottery

>>212371340
you a wog then

Bought one of those fake dominos pizzas from Aldi excited to try it

>>212371371
the highlight of rorke's entire month

reeves out here with the biggest forced smile

read the room sis

>>212371364
Nah white bruv

shall we go to Mongolia lads

>>212370855
>>212371290

socials link?

>>212371396
the wogs start at calais mate
you a wog innit

>>212371393
Hang yourself you vile weeb scum.

>>212371416
No I’m born in the uk bro so is my entire lineage

Its 10 to ten and i wish it wasn't

>>212370966
>>212371290
>>212371404
She's actually one of them famous voice actresses from Wallace And Gromit.

>>212371428
then that's no excuse you're just special needs then bro

>>212370884
>They
Most of the people on that list have British names?

how can i get my opps arrested

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In Her Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>212371434
>posts at 10:52:24
WRONG!

>>212371393
uh oh she was breaking at the applause

thought that was a scouse top oops

>>212371393
fuck off you contemptuous likkle neek

>>212371445
English isn’t my first language

>>212371441
just tell me you little freak

you know i'll be spaffing that jason luv assault

also jason luv plays the bull but he's been cucked IRL lmao

>>212371493
get a clue

katie boulter has such a nice voice
I really wish I had a nice voice
instead I sound like the nerd emoji incarnate
voice is probably one of the most important things about a person
certainly the most overlooked

>>212371482
Is Welsh your first language? Or Scots Gaelic or something?

>>212371482
don't matter

>>212371528
Yea

uh oh

in my dreams i see no nearer god the waves that move they pierce my drifting soul with want i reach in vain to grasp the sun as off it falls beneath the dancing fields and paints forever this spout girt majesty

>Diogo Jota dead: Liverpool and Portugal forward dies in car accident aged 28

Imagine being an atheist and believing that when you die everything just ends. No afterlife, no God, no reuniting with lost ones. Fucking GRIM

>>212371610
>>212371610

>>212371616
Yh we’ve been cracking the jokes mate

>>212371626
A new thread?
Here?
>>212371610
>>212371610
That's mad x

>>212371345
whats the difference

>>212371710
What's the difference between a white eurpean and gyppo from india? somehow i'm not surprised you're confusing the two, Ramjeet Gukesh