Lewis Hamilton at Silverstone this weekend edition.

Ofcom status?

lil bird bro came to chill while I was having my faggie

>>212371678
apparently we were shut down at 11am
sad day

>>212371717
4th from the left for me please

Just one the lottery

>>212371735
sent that freak flying

>>212371735
Boring now though

Genuinely don't care if a millionaire footballer dies. Oh no he died while driving a lambo while on holiday in the french Rivera? Fuck off.

>>212371717
24351

>>212371687
just the won bird bro eh?

>>212371760
Boring now

>>212371752

>>212371717
>>212371759
53214

>>212371758
it's a young father that died
think of the children, unironically

Rorke putting three £2 bets on the Irish lotto for two numbers hoping he wins one of them and can go to the pub at the weekend

Toilberg tricked me into working this Saturday

>>212371758
>doesnt care about some news
>thinks people care about his opinion and he has to tell them rather than just not talk about it
Strange behaviour

>>212371717
>>212371759
>>212371793
13254.

>>212371800
and?
>think of the children
Oh no. You mean his children that will inherit millions and will be well looked after for the rest of their lives? Give me a fucking break.

>>212371807
You should probably get a proper job then that works Monday to Friday with three days working from home so you can have a wank and answer emails

>Diddy fans celebrate his verdict outside the courthouse by pouring baby oil on each other
worlds gone mental

>>212371800
>think of the children
Ok.

I thought it'd be some D grade footballer but it's the liverpool forward, they're going to milk the fuck out of that the scousers.

>>212371759
>>212371836
why are we sleeping on 5 lads?
looks a lot like that comedian

>>212371841
If i killed both your parents and gave you a million pounds would you be fine with that?

>>212371866

>>212371866
NOT LIKE THIS

>>212371866

>>212371878
I could be convinced to put 5 above 2.
But my answer remains marry 1, cheat with 3.

>>212371879
Yes. What a stupid fucking question lmao

https://www.corr-recruitment.co.uk/

corr

>>212371610 (OP)

nth for the baddiedem

>>212371867
Absolutely. They're claiming it's now actually 98 people that died at Hillsborough. Someone died of cancer last year who was at Hillsborough and now they're screaming about adding his name to the wall and the family are demanding apologies.

I wish I was joking.

>>212371879
Yes, that's called weregild, it's an entirely legitimate legal system.

>>212371717
34215

>>212371925
So do they do porn or something? Otherwise not sure how they make a living taking pictures of themselves in mundane situations

>>212371925
Mid slags

>>212371908
Honestly grim and i feel bad for you

>>212371903
1 frankly looks sickly

>>212371953
right, that's bang out of order
how are you putting my wife last place?

>>212371953

>>212371967
Can I have a million pound to kill your mum and dad for you?

>>212371959
soogs does porn yes seen her face get cum on

United fans now have a comeback song against Liverpool fans who sing about Munich.
>Jota's dying in a BBQ

>>212371717
If you don't pick 4 first you're ghey.

>>212372010
I am seething
grrrrrr

>>212372010
Ma queendom for a low rida!

>>212371991
That wasnt the offer lad

>>212371959
OF grift

>>212371964
blud onto nothing

>>212371986
no chebs

>>212372014
can't wait for the freed from desire chants 'jotas on fire'

>>212372010
now is the winter of our dischirptent

>A mysterious object from outside our solar system has just been spotted by astronomers heading towards our planet

>>212372037
4th has a butter face but... booba

>>212372037
hmm there is some chebage from this angle

>>212372053
Emiru is literally the only properly fit lass
Soogs has a weird face and shite body

police in australia just did a george floyd lmaoooo

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751487091415302.webm

>>212372064
rorke's da coming home

dont think Shakespere performances are supposed to be historically accurate

gfberg bringing up the idea of pegging again despite how much I've told her I wouldn't be interested

>>212372064
*chuckles softly*

>>212372064
It's probably a small ship full of aliens
Either way Starmer will get them housed, wanked off, on full pip, given free e-bikes, free healthcare and dental.

>>212372064
*probes it with radiowaves until i can hack the frequency and redirect it with coordinates directly towards my delicate plums*

>>212371687
Smokers are actually disgusting

>>212372053
>no chebs
?
she has big boobs
bigger than 3 at least

>>212372081
rucking retards

>>212372103
let my ex put a hairbrush handle up my jacksie and its caused long lasting damage 2 years on, have anal fissures that regularly rupture from pooing and/or wiping my arse

>>212372081
This is why they need like 6 people for one guy they cant just beat criminals that struggle the whole time they have to have leg and arm locks

>>212372081
why do they sound like yanks?

>>212372112
Why

>>212372136
Blackbird singing in the dead of night

>>212372064
>12 miles wide

>>212372135
cus it's melbourne, florida

>>212372121
>bigger than 3 at least
4 yes from this >>212372037 angle but 3 mogs

>>212372136
when i was a kid there was a blackbird that had been attacked and was spazzing out on my garden with half its guts hanging out but fluttering its wings trying to move and i didnt know what to do but wanted to put the poor fella out his misery so i grabbed a swing ball paddle and smashed it to pieces

Australia is fucked though. You hear about Richard Pusey? a year in jail for filming a police officer dying.

>>212372160
3 is brown

>>212372064
God finishing off pissrael for good

>>212372010

Remember how they said a miles wide meteor might hit India and destroy the entire country? Bit unfair to get everyone's hopes up like that

>>212372175
>Dick Pusey

>>212372160
5 clearly has bigger boobs than 3 there mate

>>212372107

>>212372172
Unironically did the right thing

>>212372175
He did a little more than just that Rorke

>>212372190
which way are you counting

Musk needs to be dealt with or imprisoned. He has built space x which has fantastic infrastructure and can continue to be very effective. But musk is a threat to national security. He needs to be dealt with soon.

Genuinely gutted about the Jota news lads. Felt sick and started crying :/ he got married two weeks ago and had three little kids. Insane.

>3 is brown!
Grow up.

>>212372190
5 also looks like she could eat an apple in two bites with those fucking teeth so no thanks matey

>>212371989
Can't really wear that anymore since Sir Lewis no longer drives for Mercedes

>>212372175
Didnt he also say shit to them like "thats whay you get cunt" while they were dying. He deserved it

>>212372172
just reminded me of the time I had to kill a baby bunny :(

Resheed stabbing a police offer

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751487666423068.webm

He got a suspended sentence, while people are getting 17 years in jail for posting mean tweets.

>>212372178
yes, and?

>>212372190
nah, you're tricked by the cleavage revealing angle and her pressing her chebs together

>>212372227
Vile

>>212372172
Had to do that with a rabbit once my cat had tore half its face off so I battered it with a stick was only like 11

>>212372253
She looks like a mixed race goblin. The middle one clearly has the biggest chebs of them all and its not even close

Don't know why I enjoy small penis humiliation porn when I've got a standard 6 inch cock that's even a bit more girthy than average

>>212372250
Umm maybe he didnt know it was a crime bigot

>>212372232
still the best of a bad bunch

>>212372253
no actually

>>212372250
good, policemen your country would rather protect pakis than you
let them get stabbed, they deserve it

>>212372250
Maybe rorke is actually right

>>212372250
I think the woman who posted a tweet saying "burn down the hotels" or whatever got 2.5 years, so with good behaviour she'll only be in prison for 1.25 years. But yeah, stabbing someone should probably get you more than a suspended sentence.

>>212372080
they're both cute

That's your Diogo Jota dead. mad that innit?

why are italian women s ofucking fit

Scousers will be up at 3pm, catching up on the olds and spamming it in here

>>212372296
in*

>>212372300
>>212372299
>>212372296
He get 30 years ya dumb fucks

get in lads

just started playing

Okay saved the best for last, police officer UK decides to not arrest man after loosing a fight with him

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751488407322124.webm

You lads have anything better to do in the morning than rate strangers on the internet?

>>212372321
Link? People get less than 30years for straight up murder

>police officer UK decides to not arrest man

rorke unironically calling it "x dot com"

>>212372347
When it's police you can double the usual number.

There was in my area just a few months ago https://www.kent.police.uk/news/kent/latest/policing-news/life-sentence-for-man-who-tried-to-murder-maidstone-police-officer/

>>212372331
Thanking god i rarely have to interact with the british underclass

>>212372359
so you're the one spamming /tv/

Mad how Rorke thinks that millionaires and billionaires (Farage, Musk, etc) are on his side

>>212372378
Not even a paki. Rorkes got egg on his face hasnt he. Oh dear oh dear

I want to go back

>>212372398
Mad how leftypol thinks big international corporations are in xis/xer side

>>212372398
Mad how leftypol thinks they're not

>>212372400
RORKE!

>>212372331
rorke and the cronem taking a stand against coppers x

I just discovered Mike Myers is american and not british. I can't enjoy Austin Powers anymore.

>>212372419
Leftists obviously don't think that. Leftists think that corporations should be held to account.

>>212372331
Must be a nightmare being a police officer here
Trying to do your job and the public just heckles and belittles you
That's why they need guns or at least more freedom to taste/hit criminals, so they actually carry some authority

Is this a >>212372435 heathermong post? Is cronem and katy heathermong patter?

>>212372347
This >>212372378 isn't the same as the video
Source is https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2024/april/man-sentenced-to-hospital-order-after-brutal-attacks-on-gmp-officers/
He's black and he even stabbed a prison guard while in custody
Don't think he's getting out any time soon

>>>/lit/24516911

>>212372445
Leftypol thinks they're on the right side of history because soulessconglomorate inc diversity hires and has a gay pride flag and condemns racism while using literally slave labour in the 3rd world. At least he gets his funkopops of his favourite netflixs characters

>>212372378
This one, his name his "mo" (muhammed obviously) got away with this completely. They never came back.

>British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has just offered his condolences to Diogo Jota's friends and family after being asked about the Liverpool footballer at a media briefing.

>>212372533
what

>Diogo José Teixeira da Silva (Diogo Jota) from Porto, Portugal, died in Cernadilla
>British culture
Erm?

>>212372592
Played with a British football team

>>212372592
>Greek schizophrenic
>Irish flag
????

Well that's the TV Licence fella just arrived at the door, told him I said online I don't need a licence, asked if I had a telly anyway, told him no, he said can I come in and check, I said no, he said alright but we might come back again, said ok and closed the door
Must really have reached a low point in your life to do that for a living

>>212372584
Most infuriating thing about that is the race traitors around Muhammed.

>>212372739
Sounds pretty easy. Ask 3 questions dont need to do anything else. Travel around and get paid

i hope youre all enjoying your yummy lunches

>>212372531
You're wrong. Leftists would criticise companies who do that, because those companies are only pretending to be ethical, while they're actually unethical (using slave labour)

>>212372760
Yeah would be pretty easy to chap on doors and be treated with zero respect and generally be disliked by everyone you interact with but don't know if I'd enjoy doing it myself

do you reckon drug addicts have heard of soup and crusty bread

>>212372739
According to Mumsnet they're now sneaking around properties trying to get a picture of your telly

>>212372759
what are you talking about?
who is muhammed?

>>212372620
>British football team
>Owned by Americans, chaired by an American, coached by a Dutchman, captained by a Dutchman, rostered with Egyptians, Brazilians, Portugue... Well not anymore, supported by foreign fans.
Erm?

>>212372803
Funny thing is I really don't have a telly in my living room and it would have taken 2 minutes to show him but I simply don't see the reason why I should even give them that amount of my time

I used to hump my bed and the floor when I started wanking. I remember it felt so good I’d start thumping hard until I would get really close and “the good part” came. I’d do it over and over and over and even lock my door after school just to go at it. Sometimes I’d get rug burns but it just felt really good stimulating against the hard floor.

went to dentist
she didnt rest her breasts against my head
ngmi bros
sigh

>>212372833
Yeah, in Britain

>Jota, 28, married his partner last month

She basically just won the lottery

>>212372760
and deal with angry gammons who think they're rosa parks for denying them entry

anyone remember Jurgen Klopp

>>212372840
Where did you coom?

>>212372853
Anyone with more that two brain cells denies them entry

>>212372875
mad how scousers worshipped him but now think hes an obnoxious knob

stinky

>>212372900
the so-called khat-chewing goons

>>212372846
>mourn a foreigner who died in a foreign country
Why?
>sometimes he came to this island to play ball games for some Americans
Weird.

Used to turn up to dates 5 minutes late so the date would order themselves a drink and I wouldn't have to pay for
Student life innit

>>212372926
How's your black wife today, Paddy?

>>212372941
did that get you laid

Just seen crodie and his top goons

>>212372926
Why are you being deliberately obtuse

>>212372941
no you didn't

what do prawns taste like? I like skips crisps are they similar?

Jota dead

>>212372992
Fresher than Skips crisps

>gammon
how on earth did england end up with intragroup slurs

>Drive like a cunt in your lambo
>Die
Zero sympathy

>>212373013
Yeah but I mean taste wise is it similar

i hold my head

>>212372992
have sex dont let her wash then finger her a few hours later, tastes like that

my dogs breath smells NASTY

>>212372989
Not deliberate at all my friend. I sincerely apologize if it comes across that way. But I do honestly not understand soccer.
>Foreign billionaire 1 to foreign billionaire 2: "My African millionaires are better than your African millionaires"
I simply do not see the appeal or how this is connected to Britain. Liverpool could move to Tokyo and it'd be identical. I doubt even the cleaners are from Liverpool.

>>212373032
No it isn't
It's more like fishy chicken

>>212372792
>treated with zero respect and generally be disliked by everyone you interact with
And you do all that for free

>>212373058
Sounds a bit grim

Invited the protogf in for some sex last night.
She opted to get a taxi home.
Lads it's been like 6 dates at this point.
She is proper fully autismo however.
Probably never gonna happen.

>>212373032
No, they're meatier, not as tangy as skips

AND YOU'LL
NEEEEEEEEEEEEVER
DRIVE
ALONE

>>212372786
Is this a no true scotsman fallacy where they're not real leftists because they dont criticise this or youre saying people that are "woke" are not massive slop consumers?

>>212373023
Rich people have a habit of buying powerful cars that they can't control, ending in inevitable crashes

Rowan Atkinson crashed his McLaren F1 twice apparently

Might pop to M&S, get a prawn cocktail ring.

>>212373070
Appreciate the attempt you've made here but doesn't stick the landing sorry

>>212372853
Not sure what you're on about lad

>>212373100
nobody buys a sports car to drive around at 60mph do they, anyone who buys a powerful motor is just having a roll the dice really and you'll most likely crash at some point

gok wan

>>212373053
>Irish football fan who only supports foreign clubs cant understand how people can support their local team
Yeah its weird

/deutsch/ is laughing at you lot for being sad about Jota

>>212373077
have you tried treating her with respect as a human being instead of making sex the top priority

>>212373099
You suggested that leftists are fans of unethical massive corporations who pretend to be moral despite using slave labour. Leftists wouldn't be fans of such corporations.

feel like you're all far more smug that you deserve to be

>>212373176
So no true scotsman fallacy. Understood

>>212373167
are they yeah?

>>212373165
You've got it backwards lad.
In Gaelic football, you can only play for a county if you're from that county. I could drive 20 minutes up the road, and I wouldn't be allowed to play for Mayo, they'd tell me I'm too foreign, since I'm from the next county over.
The people who play for and support Cork, are from Cork.
I'm saying I don't understand how people can support foreign clubs. Liverpool is not a local team to anybody.

>>212373167
scousers wont do anything about this

>>212373155
Bro doesn’t know what he’s talking about

>>212373214
>Liverpool is not a local team to anybody.
Bizarre

>>212373168
I do respect her, but she's very pretty and I'd enjoy shagging her.

>>212373195
does anyone deserve to be smug though it's kind of a rude attitude in any case

>>212372953
Of course not!

>>212372990
Yeah I did

>>212373255
Well he's not from mayo

Was watching a true crime vid on youtube and this pair of poles stole a car and crashed head on an killed a random person driving to work. I got dead sad like that was not their fault, they were young etc and then it showed a picture of the victim and it was a black woman. I burst out laughing and felt instant relief.

This is probably why bames go on BLM rallies and accuse of us being racist, I couldn't help it.

>>212373238
>he says while weeping over a portuguese player

>>212373243
ask her to marry you

>"Teen dies after doing backflip to celebrate starting 'new life' with girlfriend"

>>212373301

>>212372924
SCREAMING

I heard you want your country blacked

>>212373289
Not weeping at all. I do think its sad a man burned to death with his brother and has 3 kids. Should he have been speeding ? No. Does that mean i should want or not care that some one literally burned to death? No

Publishing harmful misinformation online again lads

>Mother of four and three of her children murdered and raped as she walked past luxury migrant hotel as leftist protesters chanted "Death, Death to the IDF"

>>212373371
>Mother of four and three of her children
what?

uh oh stinky

>If you haven't lived in Liverpool for 5 of the last 7 years, you don't get to play for Liverpool.
This rule, applied to all clubs, would unironically save football.

>Liverpool forward Diogo Jota dies in car crash

>Group of high school teenagers brutally killed by small boat immigrants minutes within their arrival

>>212373395
Post this when the Scousers wake up at 3pm to see proper seethe

>>212373282
scream

>Irishman talking about football

>>Mother of four and three of her children

>>212373284
Any time there is a tragedy I immediately stop giving a shit when the victim isn't white.

>>212373435
They call GAA 'football'
Gay that's actually the name for it too loool

>minutes within their arrival

Amazon has delivered the blender.

>>212373489
It's correct. ESL moment for you.

what's all this about Diego dying

I'm starting to think you lot are making up these news stories

>man crushed to death in sex arse factory

>small boat cronem stubbs toe promptly after leaving luxury migrant cruise liner

>>212373505
he's died

>>212373505

>person(s) dies

>>212373503
wrong

>>212373503
no it isn't
"within minutes of their arrival"

charlize theron says she’s having the best sec of her life at 49 and not missing being in a relationship

>>212373530
the real reason rachel reeves was crying

>>212373505
was years ago he was stabbed very sad

>>212373558
heh well im rorke and l have a few things to say about that

>>212373544
>>212373542
Oh sorry I didn't even realise I wrote it backwards. I've been done.

What is the singular for cronem?

>>212373588
crody

loooool loose women are mocking rachel reeves

>>212373580
end your life you cancerous buffoon

>>212373558
must be being a cougar for virile jungle bbc men and the added thrill of playing aids roulette by barebacking them must only add to it

>>212373599
ok

>>212373599
Reckon this reflects badly on you more than anyone else

>>212373615
I should. I deserve it.

>>212373500
Ain't nun Tyrone cud do

right then
this diet app says i can eat 2,300 calories a day and still lose weight
feels high

homer simpsons

Lab-grown in a government facility to endure the seismic demands of Congolese pelvis pulverizers

>race mixing is bad
Just one (one) whiff of delicious Yamato feet would be enough to change your mind.

refuse to eat anything prepared by a muslim or indian

still mental this
he just ran away immediately rather than face the consequences of his actions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXNV3Ad0qQ0

>>212373675
I do think think this woman consents to her image being captured and posted on this forum for British culture.

>>212373704
>I do think think
SCREAMING

>>212373628
How

stinky winky needs attention :(

>>212373675
fat whores have so much cellulite

>>212373717
I do NOT think.
Deary deary me.
My android phone has been my undoing.

>>212373744
It's legal to film anyone outdoors. This is explicitly stated in our laws.

even if i was locked in a room with a woman for a month i'd probably still come out a virgin

>>212373201
I don't think I'm being fallacious. You made a claim about leftists which is just wrong. Leftists are not fans of unethical big businesses. Leftists want to make sure that any business behaves ethically.

>The Spanish Civil Guard stated that Jota's Lamborghini Aventador suffered a tyre blowout while overtaking another car, and veered off the road before catching fire

Victor Meldrew Is my
name

hello Victor Meldrew
I
Am
Mr Bean

I Dont Believe It !!

>>212371717
all so gorg except the n

mad how despite doing the job for 9 years i still come across recent pass cockups like say 3 years ago i cocked up and now am suffering for it

>>212373823
Why wouldn’t he just brake when the tire popped? On new cars it will literally tell u on the dashboard

>>212373823
>Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo, who played alongside Jota, wrote on social media: "It doesn't make sense. Just now we were together in the national team, you had just got married."

>>212373785
Did I argue that it was illegal?
I would however argue that "what I'm doing is legal" is the first defense of a smarmy cunt that needs battering.

what happened to that lad who took DMT

>>212373692
went to subway recently and there were 3 blackoids in the bit making sandwiches and i simply left
shan’t be getting their poo particles in my food

>>212373837
Mad how I’m 25 and never had a job

>>212373837
Worst part about being in a job long term, I was once in one for 5 years and near the end would constantly get caught out by my old quick fixes fucking things up

>>212373839
he was probably going 300 mph and there were only a few microseconds between the tire popping and the car exploded into flames

>>212373858
done that freak

>>212373894
You stayed there ordered it and ate it you fat cunt

>>212373858
>Did I argue that it was illegal?
The word "consent" is a legal term. There is no such thing as consent without reference to laws, dumb phoneposter.

>>212373839
>brake when the tire popped?
omdsss British driving skills showing

>>212373947
Explain

>>212372300
> with good behaviour she'll only be in prison for 1.25 years.
this isn't the US you spastic cunt

>>212373959
that's what'll make you lose control you're supposed to slow down and pull over (impossible when you're driving like a dickhead)

struggling to see how the matrix people aren’t in fact evil terrorists

>>212368828
>>212368828
>>212368828
new

>>212373997
That’s what I meant

Polite notice that no one who used the misspelling of "tire" will be allowed in the new.
It's tyre.

>>212373997
>slowing down without a break
um lad, you do know how to drive dontcha

Updating nvidia drivers

>>212374099
then why did you say something else?
>>212374158
do you?

>>212374173
what's the n stand for

>>212374224
nonce
noncevidia

>>212374180
I said brake but I meant slow down

>>212374244
le civilised westoid face

>>212373992
>Those placed in immediate custody by the courts go straight to jail.
>For about 90% of such sentences, an automatic release is granted half-way through the sentence.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49886053

Now fuck off

>>212374244
Do Palestinian women not have boobs?

>>212374259
you'd be burnt to a crisp in your ruined lambo with that mistake buddy best to remember that

>>212374281
braindead twat

>>212374244
They shouldn't have sent that giant out to fight Jews then should they?

>>212374302
I’m actually a good driver but ok

>>212374305
>an automatic release is granted half-way through the sentence
You stupid cunt

>>212374370
>>212374370
>>212374370

>>212374327
just remember not to brake when your tire blows at highway speeds

get the non-paedophile edish made

>>212373813
Empirical and objective evidence suggests otherwise

>Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo, who played alongside Jota, wrote on social media: "It doesn't make sense. Just now we were together in the national team, you had just got married."