Thread 212374370

holodem edish

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

>>212374419
please go back to /sp/ you actual paedophile freak

Scousers love self pity, melodrama, Jap cartoons and transsexuals

>>212374419
i'd throw a grenade in there

>>212374370 (OP)
>>212374419
do you fall asleep watching your parasocial tranime friendship simulators

>>212374413
4 years younger than me

>>212374444
Quads of truth

>>212374451
just to stop the gyaldem spammer

>>212374444
>quads of fours for four trukes

>>212374469
unc

wee stream forked and I pissed all over my legs

mumberg was feeling insecure about her smile because she has a yellow tooth that she didn't realise she had
she asked why neither me nor my sister had pointed it out to her and so I made a joke that "I always noticed your breath first"
and now she's sad because she thinks her breath stinks (to be fair it actually fucking does - you can smell her tonsil stones just sitting in the car next to her)

ok so i basically

epic

playing a video game

>>212374510
>I always noticed your breath first
Rorke's ma? Done.

simplest way to understand the difference between "normal people", shaggers and so on, and incels is this.
For the former groups: almost none of them would agreed to £1,000,000 in consequence of having no sexual activity for a year
For the incel: we go through each year having 0 sexual activity for free.

That is the fundamental difference between the lived experience of an incel and a "normal". The incel endures for free what the "normal" would not do for a million pounds.

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212374510
stop being horrible to your mum you odious little whelp

here's Vinnie, please tell him good morning

>>212374561
cronem are neoliberal?

>>212374557
mad really. we really are oppressed people arent we

>>212374588
Feed him right now

Mad how there's probably thousands of video games on Steam and only about 10 of them are actually good

neanderthal butt logging in

>>212374597
some are

>>212374435
already made my condolences to jota, you contemptuous likkle neek

>>212374453
no, last time I fell asleep in bed playing wuthering waves. my phone battery was fucked come I woke up

>>212374451
they'll only multiply

Blade Runner 2049 just does not look interesting to me at all after having watched the first and thinking it was great.

>>212374413
you can't commemorate 2 things at once
that's absurd

business idea: gay boyfriend that wakes you up by kissing your batty

>>212374637
is there significant ideological division between the cronem? different factions and such?

>>212374655
Then don't watch it

>>212374611
already did, he's a healthy well-fed boy

Anyone remember the /brit/ steam group?

>>212374557
It's the other way round. Anyone who's had sex would know it's not worth 1m a year, incel.

playing skate4 and its pure slop, looks like a fortnite mod

if you have GRD, sleep on your left side
if you have a heart condition, sleep on your right side

>>212374655
Prefer 2049 to the original

>>212374491
you can't stop us all

>>212374671
The cronem's strength lies in unity.

>>212374673
I'll watch you instead x

>>212374684
wait what? how am I finding out skate 4's released from a /brit/ post

>>212374557
I have sex with my girlfriend almost every day and I'd easily give it up for a year for a million.

>>212374469
10years younger than me

>>212374671
not really, they're at the gherkin to relax and have a good time, not to argue about politics

>>212374683
>>212374726
simply not true lol
i bet you can't even go a month without any sexual contact without losing your mind, the idea you could go a year even for a million pounds is impossible for nearly all of you

>>212374690
what if i have both

>>212374557
A lad on here said he'd let his parents be killed for a million quid.

>>212374770
rip

>>212374722
you had to apply by june 27th to the playtest and they finally let everyone who applied in, i think it gets released in early access in a couple of months but either way its fucking shit so i wouldn't worry about it

*does gif related on your girlfriends breasts*

>be me
>holding hands with my QT Japanese UWU waifu on the train
>The train keeps bouncing around, causing her to hold onto me for security
>Japanese dudes staring at me
>Holding my phone in the other hand browsing /pol/
>smug_chudjak.jpg

blud's invented a whole lore and personality for the cronem

>>212374679
Only one anime avatar (cunt should've been kicked)

>>212374661
arent most bussy pooey in the morning? that's pretty nasty i think

playing a game based on king arthur's legend

>>212374784
normals would rather "let" their parents be killed than go a year without any sexual activity

>>212374750
how would you know

>>212374807
:(

Liam Gallagher apologises for posting anti-Asian slur ahead of Oasis reunion tour

He was excited for the upcoming tour of Asia and so posted "chingchong" to acknowledge it

he was unaware it may be offensive

>>212374814
howling at the thought of a bucktooth little chinkoid saying this sentence in his nasally ESL accent

What would he think, if he were here today?

>>212374832
by speaking to and interacting with normal people who go through dry spells (usually meant to be no more than a month) and how they act

>>212374814
gay boyfriend loves a bit of morning chocolate
you're clearly just a gay baiter if you don't know this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zzMlVGLHk0Q

Wish I had a fitty teacher in school at some point, they were all munters. That's Britain though I guess.

>>212374841
I will listen to Radio X Oasis in light of this

>>212374849
me not china

no one posts spurdo any more
no one posts norf fc any more
no one posts alberto barbossa any more

In Japan it is typical for Japs to poke fun at their eyes and make jokes about them
Western Japs however say it is lacist

>>212374860
yh i only touch myself once a fortnight

consistency is so hard

>>212374856
different if you knew the dry spell had a definite end and you knew you were getting a million quid at the end. The pain of the dry spell comes from uncertainty.

>>212374841
It's a small miracle that Noel hasn't strangled Liam to death yet given that Liam can't even go 5 minutes without cocking everything up for the both of them

you've got to lick a sausage or two, boys

i reverted to islam and haven't had sex since, this was 10 months ago and i won't have sex again until i get married

not that hard when you have faith

they've just moved a pack of hittites into the bedsit opposite me

>>212374949
It will have zero effect on the tour whatsoever

>>212374743
do they share the katys or do they each have their own katy?

Still can’t believe the Jota news. What the actual fuck :/

>>212374961
>i reverted to islam and haven't had sex since
so the first 30 years was just practice then?

>>212374829
Dont believe that to be true

>>212374961
>reverted to islam
incredibly insecure concept

the michael and brian orderup

>>212374991
same here
same thing happened to reyes too

>>212374991
antonio and jota within a season, players need some driving awareness training

>>212374841
>27hour flight
This bitch flew from china all the way round the world and back to china again

>>212374924
think about how much time and money you piss away just chasing the possibility of getting laid
the idea that you would abide by purposefully denying your own sexual impulses for a year even for a million pounds is laughable

wish you could smoke a pipe without looking like a twat

>>212375026
Yeah mad. Don’t know at this point though if it was Jota’s fault tbf whereas I think Reyes it was confirmed he was speeding and not wearing a seatbelt. If he just overtook, his tyre blew out and he crashed into a tree then I don’t know. So grim.

>>212375053
same pipe tobacco smells nice

>>212375051
I dont spend any time or money looking to have sex i live with my girlfriend and can have sex with her whenever I want. I actually save money because we split the bills.

Thought I gave it a really funny filename and didn't get a single (You). Ouch.

I believe in the fundamental interconnectedness of all things

>>212375072
Lmfao

>>212375016
Those Franks Red Hot Mayo dips are so fucking peng

>>212375014
how so

>>212375085
yet you will not be able to go even a month without sex yet you are adamant you could go a year for a million pounds

>>212374656
It's just Irish diaspora, let them be

>>212375167
fuck up heatherpaeds

do people really care about some random athlete/celebrity that you don't know and never will know dying? is it genuine emotion that people feel or is it purely performative? granted i have autism but the entire concept of caring seems so forced

>>212375016
fat cunt

Polish neighbours going at it. Screaming and shouting at each other. They won't stop til 2am.

Netherfield Road South from Shaw Street, Everton, 1930s and 2025

>>212375016
>Please don't knock or ring bell. Leave at back door (closest to the road) please
blud literally on his knees begging to avoid 5 seconds of social interaction

>>212375192
it's performative nigga

>>212375196
magyar type shh

>>212375238
yeah with a paki

>>212375196
Talk to them about it at mass tomorrow

>>212375258
posted it again award

never even heard of that football man until today

>>212375187
It literally is though
Irish people love their victimhood

>>212375241
Her accent is so fucking weird.
>>212375267
The fella's a drug dealer. Don't think they attend.

>>212375278
he's very famous

>>212375219
The rare engoodening

>>212375258
>why does this keep happening to me, the best player in the world? First my newborn son, and now my team mate.

Reading about the Christian mob murder of the philosophers Hypatia.

Absolutely grotesque. Christianity is a jewish slave religion for brown subhumans.

Polytheistic European National Socialism is non-negotiable

>>212375192
>do normal people care about public figures dying unexpectedly at a young age
Even as a sperg that shouldn't be hard to understand

Katy frothin up summat gud

>>212375317
Irish diaspora post
They love their race mixing, after all.

>In his 20s
>Driving 70 miles an hour
>Tyre blew out
>Put the brakes on hard
Probably shouldn't have been driving a lambo
>Married 2 weeks ago
Why wasn't he at the national gallery with his wife or whatever people do on their honeymoons?

>>212375303
Comically evil people

>>212375196
STEEELLLLLAAAA
STEEELLLLLAAAA
DON'T MAKE ME YELLLLLAAAA

>Polytheistic European National Socialism is non-negotiable

“umm yeah we’re atheists that like nature and stuff and are racist”

>>212375303
I would enjoy making love to this beautiful woman.

>>212375364
You're brown lol

>>212375344
what did she do

scousers already milking it

inbetween his past life and his latest life jota 100% made a deal with the devil, he gave him a priveleged life let him become a super star win numerous titles and establish himself as a multi millionaire by his mid 20s and then right as his life peaked status/wife/kids he had to give it all up. let that be a lesson lads

>>212375343
it's hardly his fault that the tyre blew out

>>212375313
Your ancestors rejected those retarded gods

>>212375374
Irishmen love their dusky skinned women

>>212375344
they're just fighting terror you anti samite

remember doing some wild wanks over smut on literotica
given it’s only text will sir porn bannner still block it?

>>212375303
hamas plapmeat

sucking a water

>>212375317
Irish diaspora moment

>>212375397
you just made that up

>>212374841
maybe he was talking about his changchong telly and got mixed up

>>212375399
>speeding and overtaking at night on a road thats known for its shit surface in a car that has tyres made for a race track

Me lunch

>>212375313
after a guilty coom to nun femdom, I say based

>>212375343
he was letting his wife have some time with one of her bulls while he hung out with his brother before going to clean her up

>>212375399
It's his fault for slamming the brakes on and getting him and his brother killed though.
He clearly wasn't experienced or skilled enough to be driving a lamborghini. He didn't have it because of natural inclination to cars, he had it as a status symbol that he couldn't operate, and so he deserved to die.

>>212375448
low-key darwin award

>>212375451
mental that I've just woken up and you're having lunch aha

>>212375392
Man on tv told me to kill all IDF

>>212375478
whats nunes got to do with it

>>212375469
what an absurd post
even if you were expected to know how to drive through a type blow out, which you are not, knowing how to do something and actually doing it while you're losing control of your card at 70mph is absurd
people crash cars all the time they're not all bad drivers or at fault

lying with my top off trying to tan my milk body

taiwan is a part of china

>>212375426
read one on there about an elf reverse raping a dwarf

>>212375451
you are cute

>>212375469
There are tens of thousands of rich athletes with Lambos
This is a rare occurence

>>212375451
Are you a overweight middle aged white woman?

need an intervention in my life to save it aha

>>212375510
among us

the 70mph narrative is pure goodboi cope look at the state of his car lmao, crumpled up like a tin can into an unrecognizable shape

he was defo doing 120+

>>212375571
He was doing 138 I’ve seen the dashcam

In fact, Jota is the first big name to die in a car crash since Paul Walker

>>212375571
>>212375582
Pics?

>>212375583
José Antonio Reyes died 5 years ago in a crash

>>212375583
Michail Antonio?

>>212375571
Crumpled that freak up like a tin can into an unrecognizable shape

>>212375599
My first girlfriend. I broke her in

>>212375499
>you're losing control of your card at 70mp
I can guarantee he wasn't doing 70,
He'd have been well into triple figures, a Huracan will go from 50-100mph in about 2 seconds. A few seconds of full whack acceleration from a normal cruising speed would see him at about 150mph

thoughts on mini pork pies?

>>212375407
Did they? Most Europeans didn't choose to be converted to Christianity.

Christians subverted Rome and then later bribed Germanic chiefs to convert. Many Europeans remained polytheistic until well into the 14th century.

Either way, Christianity is hostile to the White race. We have followed a foreign cult for 1700 years.

>>212375601
It’s a video

>>212375582
Dashcam would have been incinerated >>212375601

>>212375631
greng

would like to ejaculate on rachel reeves's tits

>>212375602
Didn't even know he died lmao
>>212375603
Literal who

>>212375631
cruel to pigs i'll have nothing to do with them
also i'm sure the filling to pastry ratio is way off

>>212375605
:)

3pm we'll see the outpouring of fake Scouse misery when they finally wake up

lol how does he walk away from this but Jota dies? I guess black really don’t crack

>>212375647
Fucking hell, did it just instantly combust as it touched the grassy verge?

>>212375647
No it was a dashcam from a car he passed like a minute before you don’t see the crash just the speed he was driving

>>212375695
3pm is katy time

>>212375499
If you own and operate a lamborghini you absolutely should be expected to know how to drive through a tyre blow out.

lay
tecks

>>212375741
Did they stop and help

>>212375759
>racially ambiguous girl
ah yes, timmy's crush

>>212375716
Tyre blowout and sparks from wheel+tank rips open on tarmac+very hot engine if doing high speed runs=instant massive fire

>>212375647
wtf such a freak unlucky accident so sad that this could happen to anyone !

rorke shaking his badunkadunk gyatt for the zesty mandem

>>212375757
why? if they're road legal cars why would you be expected to know how to do anything different from the average driver
and again, this ignores that even if you did know how to do it, the expectation that you should always have perfect judgement or reactions when something goes wrong is unrealistic

>>212375716
Dont know mate. Doesnt look good though

>>212375765
Doesn’t show I assume so

Mens rule #1: don’t stop wiping until you see nothing but blood on the toilet paper

Bet that little Portuguese runt wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Remember when all my friends ostracised me for saying Ryan Dunn deserved to die. But he did. I stand by it. Fuck him.

>>212375826
Where's Jota?

How does it work for Liverpool now do they insurance or something? Because football players are multi million pound assets how does that work?

Why did something like this have to happen to Liverpool of all clubs? We literally won't stop hearing about this for fucking years

>>212375757
>you absolutely should be expected to know how to drive through a tyre blow out.
I'd assume he was going too fast to do anything about it

>>212375809
>>212375865

>>212375636
christianity is the truth and your gods are literal disney characters

>>212374674
Good stuff

>>212375865
first rule of shite club aha

>>212375843
James woods

>>212375876
they will likely pay out his contract in full to his wife and kids as a good will gesture, might even give them a life time support payment

if bidets were a white invention you’d all use one

>>212375869
Dust in wind

>>212375905
water berg

>>212375905
gato ASMR

>>212375932
I've never seen a bidet that wasn't white?
Ceramic ain't they?

getting my little knob out and wiggling it around

>>212375929
No but I mean do the club have their own form of life insurance on players? Because they bought him for £45,000,000 and now suddenly the asset is worth nothing what about their investment

Promised myself
A: I would stop spending so much money
B: I would stop eating so much chocolate
But really craving a snickers rn

how long do I have to lie here to tan

>>212376000
imagine the cockwaft

wahey

>>212376001
Yes why wouldnt they

did you do tennis in PE at school? did everyone do it?

>>212376001
yh but would imagine the insurers will try every trick in the book to get out of paying out

>>212376059
I remember reading a headline that the blacks were rejoicing at how much people are starting to hate the Indians instead of them.

bastard fucking hate toil so much

>>212376067
I was just asking. I’m new to football

How do clubs insure £100m players? What insurance company can pay that out

>>212375636
so what you're saying is non white christians colonised the "whites", and this is evidence for the superiority of the "whites" how?

>>212376069
once, it was either badmington or tennis
i was very good at badmington, had a killer service in tennis but nothing else
just got good shoulders

>>212376108
Jewish banks you haven't even heard of mate.

>>212376108
All the major insurers.

speaking of (Jewish) banks, hello

>>212376108
Literally any of them? Insurance is great money

>>212376108
Commercial insurance can have limits of £100m+ fairly often, any business deal between two large companies will have insurance policies applied
Insurance companies in that space make money through extremely high premiums and never actually getting claims very often

im bank...

would you fuck me (71m londoner)?

>badmington
Brad.jpg

>>212376231
nah

when does the online saftey bill come in and where are going lads?

lets go Pikachu
lets go Pikachu
lets go Pikachu

>>212376178
Not really I think the insurance company didn’t payout to Cardiff after sala died if I remember right

>>212376266
That was different because he flew on a plane with an unlicenced pilot in dangerous weather conditions

>lets go Pikachu
>lets go Pikachu
>lets go Pikachu

So the insurance company that insured Diogo Jota must be very annoyed today, right?

>>212376266
That wasnt because they couldn't afford it or because he was 100m player. Its because he decided to get his mate barry to fly him to wales in some 2stroke engine

>>212376306
Haha, that criminal's about to face justice!

>>212376302
How is that cardiffs fault they didn’t pay for the plane journey

based Ireland

>>212376339
pokéjustice

>>212376320
Drop in the ocean for them

>>212376266
>delay pay out
>Keep investing the capital from premium while lawsuit is ongoing and make more money
>win court case anyways
>Keep premium and extra investment

>>212376415
I need to start an insurance company

>>212376176
hello, I've started playing runescape for the first time in my life today
is this a bad idea and a huge time waste?

>>212376449
tobes doesnt even know how to play runescape hes an rsps loser

Is mousey back?

Anyone else used to call a C and a K a curly kuh and a kicking kuh in school?

>>212376440
>take your money for years
>increase premiums even though you never claimed
>dont pay out because of some minor technicality
License to print money

>>212375303
Grotesque

>>212376440
Lots of barriers to entry unfortunately

>>212376457
>rsps
I don't know what the difference between private or whatever is
should I quit playing before I get properly hooked?

>>212376469
licence to kill

>>212376467
Still do mate

>>212376449
As someone who maxed this year, I'd say you can argue anything is a time waste. If it's a fun hobby, it's a fun hobby, however. You don't necessarily have to max.
Getting a bit of agility is good. I'd say as a new player, your main goal should be completing Dragon Slayer.

she wants a fat disgusting autistic retarded 5ft 6 31 year old friendless jobless virgin freak from middlesbrough

>>212376461
no

my old boyfriend is messaging me to go to pride with him on saturday sigh

>>212376490
Just like starting a new bank. Funny that

>>212376494
babby mode runescape where the rates are like 200x and droprates 10x

Is this real?

>>212376511
>Dragon Slayer.
I'll look into it on the quest helper addon thingy
I was advised to also do a waterfall quest?

>>212376440
Alri Twoflower.

>>212376520
i am seen

who doesn't?

just looked up the nutritional info on dominos
mad 2 large ‘zas could be over 4k calories before you do a dippy dip of the crust
could easily eat that over the course of a night

>>212376540
yes but probably from a few years ago, wouldn't get away with that now

to insure a £100m player for life + permanent total disability is £700k - £1.5m a year which isn’t actually that bad for a football club tbf

>>212376470
just banter innit

neighbour just saw me sun bathing and closed their window I’ve come inside now. Wish I was joking

>>212376573
When you take out travel medical insurance its like £100 and youre covered for like £8million of medical expenses

it's weird how only the nipple isn't allowed to be shown. as long as the nipple isn't visible it's safe for work.

>>212376543
Yeah Waterfall Quest is ezpz and gives great early combat stats. You want to do that, and get to level 43 prayer, then you're ready for pretty much all combat that was released in the original game.
Also, try questing without the quest helper. Most of the quests were designed for kids to be able to do. I did Dragon Slayer when I was like 12, with no helper, so I reckon you can pull it off.
You need to do a few quests to unlock Dragon Slayer, so do Waterfall yeah. To be honest there are some ways to train combat I'd be hesitant to tell you. Like, they released Nightmare Zone years ago, and it kinda broke the game. Training combat is just easy, not having 99 att/str/def is wild because it only takes a few days of afk there.
Do Prince Ali Rescue without any add ons or helpers. That might give you an idea of how "fun" the game is.

>>212376625
:(

>>212376625
maybe he’s going to have a wank

>>212376646
duly noted, thanks lad

>>212376625
wear your pants??

um.. hello?

>>212376704
Any other questions give me a shout.
I wish I could play it again for the very first time.
Enjoy killing Elvarg and TzTok-Jad. Very rewarding for little me those were.

>>212376753
Hejsan pussgürka!

>>212376738
my home i should be allowed to be naked
my body isnt taht ugly

>>212376753
Love Norway.
Love Denmark.
Love Finland.
Love Iceland.

>>212376753
hej hej

>>212376753
hi

>>212376834
what a whore

>>212376566
im a fat cunt and even i couldnt manage 2 large zas

>Prince Ali Rescue
Tranny freak

>>212376176
no mice nigga

Do you think that they're going to not pussy out with the ID verification thing this time around?
They've kept delaying it.

Reckon I'll go to the shop.
Buy a snickers.
And a choccy milk.

>>212376932
Why has spankbang got ID requirements but not fucking pornhub? I dont get it

>>212376467
yh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpMi2MhSG5I

>>212376970
don't give up, eat a banana instead

>>212377030
But I'm hungy for snigger and choccy milk

>>212377014
>spankbang
all of those brokenlatinawhores videos lost, like tears in rain

Can you still access simpcity and erome? Those are the only two I use. And /gif/ of course.

>>212376970
grab us a lucozade? cheers

>>212377058
Camwhores. Tv still works