Thread 212377230

Dalit edition.

neoliberal bull logging in

you're telling me a gay porn made this burger?

a reminder

>>212377278
the stars shake
drums in the deep
THEY CAN NOT GET OUT

ffs

>>212377278
let. him. in.

to the incel saying normies wouldn't take a million pounds for a year with no sex

i just wanked despite having a girlfriend because it feels better. in fact, i prefer wanking.

*enters brit*

>>212377325
Wanking while kissing the gf is the best

just want to wank to women pissing in each others mouths
really dont want to have to give a porno site a photo of my face to make this happen

>>212377325
is wanking really superior

>>212377325
"sure"

could that sound any more ominous

>>212377366
FEED HIM RIGHT NOW

>>212377387
wonder if this is how boomers used to feel

>>212377358
i love it when she lays on the side and plays with my balls while kissing me and i spaff all over myself. this is how every sex finishes for us.

>>212377337
Please do the needful and be breaking of both your legs.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Management.

>>212377434
This guys knows what's up.

>>212377387
Just torrent porn. Then you don't need to show your identity. Problem solved.

plus sized bros
they're going to kill us all

>>212377445
not enough arse

Gonna go get the wife something for her birthday today but can’t think of anything very thoughtful so gift card it is

I feel like a loser

>>212377486
Can’t even crop an image correctly either

Nothing is going right for me…

>>212377472
I'm at that stage of fat where you'd call me tubby but not fat enough that you'd seriously worry for my health so I feel that people like me will not receive proper treatment for our illness and forever be taken advantage of by the Tuesday deals on JustEat

now it's time for pain that's right
penetration time tonight

>>212377523
Don't worry about it the image wasn't very funny to begin with

>>212377573
enjoy

>>212377242
south london crodie with that naughty style
give katy a wink and a naughty smile
she wants to get walked down the aisle
sorry katy girl, that won't be for a while
cos I'm out here lurkin
fuckin -2 bitches in the gherkin
timmy boy sitting in the corner jerkin
soon he'll need to get back to workin

it pie night

Can confirm the Aldi fake dominos pizza is absolutely banging only £4

>>212377485
Ah yes, the real country of Polskia

>>212377607
mmhmm nice one crodie x

>>212377648
The Carlos ones? Yeah they're decent

Wonder what the 1200 a month on PIP lad is up to today

*enters brit with the mandem*

what does -2 mean

just followed chatgpts advice with what to do with my spare garlic cloves. made some toast, then rubbed a peeled clove of garlic about each slide. none seemed to be melting off but the toast definitely smelled and tasted of garlic, sprinkled a bit of salt on it too. conclusion: I wouldn't have this again but it wasn't at all bad. and my fingers stick of garlic which won't wash off now.

>>212377704
the twitch thing?

>>212377704
i think it means underage. like 2 years below the age of consent.

and exactly why is overwatch not available on mac

>>212377704
I don't know

>>212377743
um no
>>212377757
um um
>>212377762
um um um um um

>>212377799
the cronem

>>212377648
I'll go and grab one now, what brand/topping?

lets go Pikachu
lets go Pikachu
lets go Pikachu

>>212377814
!!

I'm like proper autistic
it's terrible
it really is a disability
and you'll get boomers on the daily mail comments saying it's made up

autism didn't exist before the internet

>>212377927
it did

mister boombastic
proper autistic

>>212377556
*squeezes your man tit to put some milk in my cereal*

>>212377927
newton was definitely autistic
incel too

>>212378014
right don't think that's a safe for work webm

>>212378014
ummy

>>212378014
holy moly

That's the toil algorithm sorted

nice butt

>>212377433
Phoar lovely citreon saxo

>>212377485
why does this look like ai

>>212377959
ive tried this before and it does work but it hurts like hell

>>212378014
fucking hell

>>212377230 (OP)
I might buy her a coffee. She isn't despicable looking

>>212378014
god i love stinky girls

>>212378042
is this instagram?

>>212377485
Name?

brb going to go do something
the max no of Pokemon you can have at gyms is actually 20 and I got a bunch that returned overnight so

>>212378076
Yeah I should probably make a separate account for it

>>212378090
mousey ^.^ xx

Think I've ruined my libido from years upon years of wanking because that video does nothing for me you lot are all getting excited over it but I feel absolutely nothing watching it

*enters dykebar avenue pokemon gym*

>>212378115
bloig on wanklord

>>212377486
>>212377523
Get her a bottle of her favourite booze, flowers, chocolates and cook her her favourite meal/order it

When chapman billies leave the street,
And drouthy neebors neebors meet,
As market-days are wearing late,
And folk begin to tak the gate;
While we sit bousin, at the nappy,
And gettin fou and unco happy,
We think na on the lang Scots miles,
The mosses, waters, slaps, and stiles,
That lie between us and our hame,
Whare sits our sulky, sullen dame,
Gathering her brows like gathering storm,
Nursing her wrath to keep it warm.

*begs for attention parasitically and is here all day every day*

>>212378094
yeah I'd reckon so, don't want people at toil asking about what posts you've liked
some great clips you've got, do you think instagram is better for this sort of thing than tiktok?

>>212378007
Is Escaflowne any good?

>>212378118
kek

>>212378127
Think I'll wank on instead

>>212377230 (OP)
reminder to filter yanks in /brit/ or /int/ at the same time as you taking the 10-15 minutes to figure out VPNs and content locks (not that the site would be worth using if only 2/5 people that post here figured out how to access the site)

>>212378143
its spainnigger on a vpn

Who's this mouse fella you're talking about? A caravan? There's no caravan there. Sure you're feeling okay lad?

>>212378149
Haven’t liked them but I still couldn’t open it in public with confidence. I save posts occasionally which contributes and yeah I’d say it was much better with less dancing shite. Even after viewing just a few videos, your entire page will change completely.

off to the shops

>>212378143
which post is begging for attention?

wonder what the max number of Pokemon GO friends you can have is to cover all of the gifts it gives you throughout the day, because friends are OP for XP and supplies (mostly XP and its actually insane)

>>212377357
you need locking away

>>212378150
it's pretty good
how did you understand that reference if you haven't seen it though lol

>>212378226
shops the other way love x

>>212378042
too big

>>212378226
nice butt

>>212377690
I got my tail between my legs because they all accused me of being heathermong last night and said they're going to dox me
Trying to play fallout 4 spent 2hr trying to get it to work but my air conditioner arrived haha

>>212378251
cheers

Should a man so ridiculous as Donald Trump be allowed in politics?

>>212378266
mousenonce since whwn were you straight

>>212377357
>July 12th, 2025

can't post that image

I work in an industry and am part of a scene

>>212378275
how

Actually so glad mousey is back this is the beginning of a new era

did you know that if you just go somewhere with ladies and you and them both drink a lot there's a decent chance at least one of them will agree to have sex with you?

>>212378275
aha x
>>212378288
you ain't see shit, got that?

why is Oasis's first concert in 16 years in fucking Cardiff tomorrow instead of Manchester?

Utterly BIZARRE decision

>>212378314
that's rape

>>212378136
>gyalting
lol

>>212378247
spoiled on it years ago

>>212378314
false.
i have done this hundreds of times and it has never happened

>>212378314
Yeah it's like easier than ever but like half of all men have no idea what a woman is and are a virgin at 27 and a half.

when i was a virge i used to wonder why you'd ever want to spaff anywhere except inside a birds minge, heavily underestimated the feeling of power watching your ropes firing over a girls face/tits

skibity toilet dibdib yee (im popular and youre not)

summer of love

>>212378324
nuh-uh

>>212378226
>>212378251
>>212378275

a class A reggie image just hit the /brop/

other Pokemon can fly, so high
in the sky, not me, cause, I Can Walk!

>>212378337
you must have been afraid to catch feels
remember the advice:
Don't be afraid to catch feels
Don't be afraid to catch these feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (Yeah)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills (I know)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Woah, woah, woah
Feels with me
Don't be afraid to catch feels (No, no)
Don't be afraid, baby
Ride drop top and chase thrills (Woah, okay)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills
I know, I know, I know, I know
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Feels with me

>>212378384
thatsbhotnreggie

>>212378398
mental how they're so oversexualised yet completely frigid. they're doing all these provocative dances but will never have sex because it's too painful for them.

>>212378363
Can't post that here pal

no thanks, i'd rather sit in my smelly bedroom posting on 4chan

>>212378421
nope

>>212378453
same

genius
>>212376695

>>212378226
>>212378251
>>212378275
>>212378458
screaming

lads
Amy Winehouse is dead

>>212378458
yhe scromble

>>212378485
too soon

>>212378485
yh i know she was driving 70mph and spontaneously combusted

>>212378471
you should see all the 41 year old katies in the gherkin!

this other canadian is making me look good

probably a TESLA

>>212378485
Live near a booze shop called Amy's Winehouse

Some really good posts in here today lads keep it up

>>212378525
that's you doxxed

>>212378525
No you don't

>>212378539
I made about 90% of them mate

Off to yhe gym in a bit. Anyone want owt?

>>212378539
where

>>212378398
are you sure this will help us sell more Nintendo Switch 2s?

>>212378600
disgusting beast with a mustache

>>212378485
did you know snape was actuallers the good guy all along
;_;7

What the Scouse fella said to the robber who he found in his house next to his vineyard
Hey, Me Wine House!

throatfuckshy

>>212378607

>>212377930
>>212378179
>>212378297
>>212378549

this frightens the irishman

>>212378633
:/

>>212378652
please don’t post more

>>212378549
I literally do, it's in Bristol

51.4807207171349, -2.634484538937373

Surely her name isn't Hey Get Out Me Wine House

>>212378642
all me

highlight the 3 best posts this thread i'll start

>>212377735
>>212377691
>>212377663

>>212378674
TO BRISTOL!!!
I could go for some wine and some pipe weed with the hobbits.

>>212378674
I recognise those co ordinates. Those are from the Poowong Hotel

thinking about the "random" person (probably an admin) saying "you will never get piety prayers on this RSPS" and then I get banned whilst hitting the late game, and because I got some of those "master" raids (COX) done for reqs, probably an admin helping out... those were a req for comp and prayers. and how rich I got. It was probably the guy that randomly gave me the blessing (1B gp but ended at like 700M) and the admin that helped with raids giving me my item back when I got reset due to a "glitch" in the wild. that server got taken down and was probably owned by JaGeX. give that pmod a raise. I won though and beat the game and admins. this is why I hate admins/mods. I was also banned way early for being too rich, wherein the server sometimes bans rich players (if they dont get cleaned) every eco reset. I got to that stage in the midgame and was so rich. thats 2 servers I beat and the server after that I declined but still managed to completely buy out a few markets and sort of did win, even throughout the perma-mutes/kicks from it. and I invented a computer inside of the game AND physics. in Runescape there are subatomic physics and sine waves, every force (except gravity*) and in physics there was a few options for -1 from the equation; *gravity was explained in one of those. the computer in the game could of been expanded to 16-bits and with Tbow it was 100% possible to do Zulrah on the alt (a computer in Runescape) controlling the main account. on the other server (which I dont care about winning on and probably didnt win) I got scythe, Tbow, divine (and ely) ss, ToB comp logged, and so on

Arse leaks and is always a little wet after the regular wanktoil for some reason

Was going to give you all £1000 each but I'm too sad about that footballer Diego Jota to do it now

scored 101 on an online iq test

>>212378674
party at anon’s house

>>212378724
I might take a sick day tomorrow

>>212378323
stay mad anglo

blud just wrote yhe binble

>>212378323
They want the shit warmup to be in piddly Wales

>>212378652
doing her migrant hotel walk?

and in that other server I didnt care about, with my money making method (and fucking up the market so that I could own it), I forced changes on the relics and interfaces in the game, like what I think happened on the first server at some bosses/content
when I go play RSPS, they change. I break the game

>>212378708
>>212378674
Aimee's Wine House, on Stoke Hill between Old Sneed and Old Sneed.
Bristol is a figment of my imagination.

>>212378715
why do you play on private servers runescapeposter?

>>212378738
yikes

>>212378701

>>212378226
>>212377607
>>212378485

>>212378323
what’s Cardiff like? Only know it from Doctor Who

>>212378738
Those aren't accurate. I had to go to a psychiatrist to get properly tested.

>old sneed road
>old sneed avenue

>>212378738
clever clogs

when I was doing the "bank of /brit/" thing (wasnt called that) and talking about money here, with us putting money into the bank (me) for safe-keeping, pegged to the YEN, I was right, in that the YEN was THE GLOBAL PEG for markets. I did that off of intuition. if you dont have it im sorry but I do have it and I am just that guy
>>212378780
OSRS is so pozzed and garbage. private servers are better run and dont have as many dogshit players making everybody poor

>>212378738
You'll probably be able to qualify for PIP payments

>>212378738
impossible mate, 100 is the highest

>>212378825
I thought yous were taking the piss

>>212378323
Booking agent/agency looks at what is available, finds that Cardiff is open for two days before the earliest Manchester, checks with management, books the band in Cardiff before Manchester. Liam writhes and screeches, Noel punches him in the spleen.

>>212378738
prime minister material

>>212378888
arse wog

>>212378799
it's decent tbqh

>>212378598
um

I should be treasurer of the UK and NI
then I could go meet with the treasurer of the US to buy lots of AmeriExpress AmeriPay TEMUSA and dropship it because I saw an ad for dropshippingn

>>212377325
Yeah i dont think anyone would turn down that offer.

having le bumsex

the treasurer (of UK and USA, etc. but who care) should be allowed to smoke crack. they SHOULD smoke crack. like WKUK "the new pope" but with treasurer and cocaine. smoke crack. thats how rich people do business

poo shagging my own arse rape

>>212378799
It's shite, just like about everything in engshit

dont think this is the real toby, studied his posts intensively for years and there's a certain jenny says kwah missing

shut up mousegpt

>>212378997
would

>>212378050
bruh

>>212379028
shouldn't
captcha:8gays

Every time I think of Jota I still can’t believe it lads :/ makes you realise you have to make the most of your life, never know when it will be over.

Fully expect to get a le epic laughing Bradley but it made me cry this morning seeing that picture of him with his wife and kids. So so grim…

>>212379012
>>212379014
spaintard

if your pension is locked up with a company like BLACKROCK, and - with your pension - you - are paying for companies to lose money with diversity hires/ads and shitty products, which does cause inflation, and lowers stock price (which BLACKROCK pays for, so they can do that), you need to exit, because otherwise your pension wont do much by the time you are old. it is using YOUR money to fuck YOU over. YOU neeD to change banks in this case
unless you are on PIP, you are best taking out your money and hiding it as gold bricks in the walls as your pension, and buying those on credit

A census-taker knocks on a door, and asks the woman inside how many children she has and how old they are.
"I have three sons, their ages are whole numbers, and the product of the ages is 36"
"That's not enough information"
"I'd tell you the sum of their ages, but you'd still be stumped"
"I wish you'd tell me something more"
"My oldest son is called Rorke"
what are their ages?

>>212379004
Cardiff is in Wales you bloody idiot

Mr Gary Eats I Am Mr Bean

Mr Bean I Am a Fan Of You and Your cartoon

Thank You have you met
Teddy !!

No now I will Take You Mr Bean And
Teddy For A meal !!

>>212379051
she heard about the cronem arriving

>>212377472
DISCIPLINE IS HEALTH

HEALTH THROUGH DISCIPLINE

>>212379043
jotacons... jotacons everywhere.

>>212377762
you need to post in /belg/

>>212379043
maybe he shouldn’t have been speeding then, just a thought

>>212379066
Could be your best joke yet mate

>>212377486
Kek, does the comic imply the anime character spat on the frog?

what was his reasoning behind 1gp = 0gp

Thoughts on Gary's Economics?

>>212379066
Is this a true story

>>212379043
Irony of course being he wouldn't have died if he weren't "living his best life" and speeding

>>212379072
?
>>212379088
No proof he was lad

>>212379107
he's a liar

>>212379046
shut up dtfic

>>212379098
dont take this as the absolute answer but the most simple way that I can think to put it right now (am trying to leave!) is that it is a "trust based" currency backed by nothing, and if the trust is lost then theres no exit. if RSGP was a crypto it would be a scam or insecure

>>212379107
mogged by mikeynomics

>>212377812
Sorry I was busy. It’s called Carlos something. I got the cheese feast and they do the garlic and herb dip too for £0.80 tastes the same as dominos one

>>212379065
Yeah but is there anything left of Wales?

>>212379107
Bullshitter but makes some good points

>>212379155
but that's just all fiat currency no?

£1 = £0

on that RSPS I saw feathers at 10gp ea, and it was fine. nothing bad happened when feathers were priced at 10gp each. they are currently - or were before - 2-3 gp each. GP is not like this

>>212379107
don’t know who he is

>>212379170
The remainder of the British Isles

>>212379127
you're gay for footie

I once played FIFA against Jota, he was absolutely cracked and raped me. Had the most expensive FUT team I’ve ever seen as as well

any rapebastard in?

>>212379183
no. £0.02 coins = something like £0.047, or .37
they need to bring back half-pennies but that is something else

>>212379201
:(

Watching the livestream outside of Anfield it's well sad

shut up mousegpt

>>212379107
Don't know anything about the cunt, but he's leaving bottles open on the counter, and probably paying for haircuts and trims he could do himself with a £10 electric razor. First impression is that he's got a piss poor grasp of economics.

might punch my cat

>>212379235
oh okaii

>>212379201
and now hes dead lmao
*does the griddy*

>>212379269
leave him alone

>>212379277
Why?

>>212379262
Heard scousers have been nicking flowers

>>212379277
I highly recommend it.

the gay porn burger

>>212379307
it's a bot

Why are they like this?

(with halfpennies) the bank could go beyond 0.005 (for rounding), to £0.15 and be fine. this would allow (with halfpennies) 0.145 to = £0.15. for every 3x people doing that un/intentional, the bank would lose only £0.03 or so, and with £0.005 or £0.0045 it would be £0.015 per 3 people. this would let people get £0.95 ea 8 years. at the current rates, £200 all year in a savings account = £2 (year)

Hagrid is kill.

>>212379331
the unhappy meal

>>212379341
tobert

Oh no the football mong who's been given everything most could only dream of because he can kick a ball has passed thanks to his own reckless stupid actions?

Oh poor thing the world stopped and weeped today!

Australia will be the country to invent something to stop head trauma injury deaths. head trauma is all I ever see them get over there

>>212379340
*smooth criminal plays softly*

>>212379340
Because everything's upside-down there he thought the floor was the ceiling

>>212379392
reddit ahh comment

>>212379340
heard he landed on a slug and got poisoned

I see that in OSRS they are doing fixed economy with some items (dogshit faggot raids). very cool. thought that you didnt need that? didnt need it when I was there doing the economy for the good of the game and economy

why do they post the same webms and pictures in every thread?

>>212379423
tobes

https://www.thepoowonghotel.com.au/
fancy a parmo from here while wearing one of those hats with corks on strings and being racist

>>212379423
tobes you're too shit to play runescape you play zoomer mode private server slop

>>212379430
same reason he sits there and tracks people with his replies for the archive. they arent people

>>212379430
who is they

>>212379465
me

and I killed Jad without prayer flicking mistakes, and killed him with melee, and feel fine now in knowing that I can do jad easy now that I have done more (after doing jad normally and THEN going back to it) :)

>ahh
ZoomerCUNT moment

>>212379497
shut up mousegpt

>>212379510
Alri grandad

ohmydays

My favourite place to stay in Australia.

trying the (new) pink MONSTER Energy drink "ultra fantasy ruby red"
no thoughts about it. probably a 3/10 would drink it maybe (if it werent £1.65). tastes the exact same as a cheap energy drink with ribena in it and the pink can is most of the flavour so that is all that would be missing. tequila is mostly smells so maybe it would pair nicely as a mixer with some blue four loko or mixing the pink MONSTER in with some rosé wine if you want to be tacky, like mixing it with Lambretta and calling it rosé as well

dtfic meltdown

will someone add me on runescape and give me free shit I'm brand new to the game

>>212379580
Get some friends to bore with your blogs

I have 2 more interviews this week and I feel like none of them will be fruitful

>>212379580
shut up mousegpt

>>212379580
gay

I mean the tequilla would be the aroma and the MONSTER completes the senses with the visual/pink, and you could mix that with something blue

>>212379577
t. wankard pooser

>>212379645
shut up mousegpt

Mental how 90% of Australia looks like this.

You have Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, and Brisbane, then the rest is just desert.

ARE THERE MEN IN THE MOON?

>>212379685
Australia is just a glorified mining concession, not a real country

just ate a packet of crisps for Jota

>>212379685
faustian pass (pauss) to not want this

>>212379685
you forgot Adelaide

>>212379685
That's clearly not a desert

>>212379685
you forgot Bendigo

>>212379751
TECHNICALLY but it might as well be, you can't live there otherwise people would.

Had an urge to poo all day long but haven't actually done it or hit the MUST POO NOW feeling, stuck in a between-poo state

>>212377648
This one?

>>212379685
You forgot Poowong.

Australians see a road like that and go drive on it just to crash their car

>>212379766
I believe you could live there if you wanted to but there aren't enough Australians to do so

apparently israelis are taking over cyprus the dastardly rascals

>>212379834

>>212379834

>>212379834

>>212379197
And you are a can'tadian