the post that shook the mainland us

Northern Germans: DUDE WE'RE LE SHY AND LE SERIOUS DON'T HECKIN TALK TO ME
Southern Germans: Servus, how are you on this beautiful day my friend?

We don't do that here in Germany

Greetings, from Germany

KWAB

>>212383865 (OP)
but thats the whole point of pleasantries, is he autistic?

It's about habits of positive interaction and the social environment those habits create
It's better to live in a society where people ask you how you're doing on reflex than a society where you're totally ignored and alienated
also it's not that difficult, like with all good manners/practiced exchanges the fact that there's a commonly known, accepted way to show respect, things you're supposed to say and things you're supposed to hear in response, nobody has to think about anything. these sorts of customs are a social lubricant, a means to get through every kind of common social interaction effortlessly
>how are you
>I'm good, thanks, how are you
>great, thanks; that'll be $15.15
>alright, sounds good *hands over credit card*
>here you are, thank you and have a nice day
>you too, thanks, bye

Are germans really like this? then why is my nigga ohnepixel not as bad?

>>212384118
>but thats the whole point of pleasantries
This is woke propaganda. The point of pleasantries is to get you to let your guard down.

>>212383865 (OP)

"How are you?"
"Pretty bad."
what happens next? Will the cashier ask me for cash?

>>212384107
>in 2008 you were economically cooperating with Russia and had the ability to genuinely be an independent competitor to the US
>in 2014 the US made sure that would shut down with Maidan

99% of the time the answer is "fine, thank you", I could be walking around on crutches with my face busted up and that would still be the answer

>>212383865 (OP)
Northern Germans: Actually Germanic thus autistic losers
Southern Germans: Secretly Celtic thus based

>>212384549
"Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better."
There you go you autistic spergan.

>>212384107
Thanks to Germany and other "frugal" nords for kneecapping the continent for a decade over made up problems while Obama immediately jumpstarted the American economy back with public spending

>>212383865 (OP)
Agree. German is honorary asian

>>212384768
This is anglo propaganda.

>>212384768
people don't believe government should invenst in anyhting

>>212384107
>>212384652
>>212384768
>>212384823
The majority of it can be explained by the US dollar strengthening relative to the Euro. Compare the USD-EUR exchange rate in 08 and in 24 when that tweet was made.

>>212384823
Anglo propaganda was on your side albeit. Remember the pigs covers by the economist?

>>212383865 (OP)
Honestly, I’m really disappointed at how introverted Germans are.
I mean, we’re talking about a major white nation—the supposed leader of Europe—and yet they act like awkward shut-ins just like us?
That shouldn’t be allowed.
It’s not too late though—Germans should seriously start trying to be more outgoing and behave more like Americans.
Germans acting all shy and gloomy? That’s just lame. LOL.

>>212384995
I discussed this with my mom and she says you're stupid?

>>212384924
Should have built up foreign currency reserves in shit other than the USD if you didn’t want to be our government’s bitch

>>212385045
>Implying a care about the opinion of a g*rm "woman"

>>212385076
It's the US government that is dependent on capital flows now since you have so much debt and can't stop spending.

>>212385083
Well your whole country did listen to Merkel and continues to listen to Ursula, so...

LOL!

>>212385122
Yeah, and whose money do you use as exchange currency lmao? If we go down you go down with us HARD like in 08’

>>212385122
Don't listen too him fellow landsman. Americans are living far above their means and once their dying "empire" comes crashing down the roles will be reversed. It's like a white trash retard taking SMS loans and then goes around bragging about his new watch, but everyone knows that the debt collectors will take everything he owns

>>212385201
It would benefit Europe if the dollar wasn't the reserve currency anymore and it won't be the reserve currency anymore if it becomes unstable/risky. You can't inflate away your debt without the USD losing its status as the world reserve currency.

>>212385179
And we are a stagnant shithole

>>212385416
But you are very good at following orders!

>>212385432
Yeah the average shitalian is only fit to be a waiter

>>212384652
the redpilled people are too conditionned to swallow

>>212383865 (OP)
>no one really wants an answer to
Why does literally every single autist think like this? I do want to know, or I wouldn't have asked. If something is wrong maybe I can help or at the very least offer sympathy. If things are going good that's nice and I'm happy for you. Beep boop flesh robots just don't have a molecule of basic human empathy.

>>212383865 (OP)
It is sort of weird when you stop to think about it. Nobody ever answers honestly, but we all just pretend to care about each other.

>>212385790
That's because you're an outlier anon. Growing up I learned to be dishonest because if you were honest and told people you were having a rough day most people would shut down.

>>212384107
This basically just shows that around 10,000 or so Americans got wildly richer in the last 15 years. Absolutely none of this line go up has gone to average Americans.