Thread 212385380

rorke got cake edish

what's the meaning of Mark 14:51?? a bit sus

it thursday lads

>>212385402
it's not diego day
come back tomorrow if you're seeking a theological battle

damn rorke lookin fine

Convince me to go to the gym. Please be brutal.

>>212385402
stop reading the new testament

yup so... this is rorke

>>212385380 (OP)
this is shopped

>>212384462
>nooo i should be able to rape a woman and force her to give birth to the resulting child
Cope

>>212385474
i wish it were

vince vaughn had died lads

rorke telling the doctor "yeah I do get my 5-a-day" and the doctor laughing as she knows rorke is clearly lying lol

>>212385518
long-winded with a boring punchline
2/10

>>212385464
ummy

you was abortion at birth
your mum look a ape from planet the earth

>>212385551
your mum was winded last night after my long dick punched her box

>>212385464
erm why is moopeng in fishnets

>>212385577
haha good one now you're getting the hang of it

wanking a blokes arse with my nob

catberge

schoolgirls legs on gary eats :)

mental how fucking unbelievably PENG their legs are

playing umamusume

>>212385602
Feed him some Swedish meatballs right now

>>212385660
why do you post this

>>212385669
It's a british culture thing x

>>212385655
:D

Activeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

>>212385669
What life's all about isnt it. inspires us all to be more activeee

just got back from toil/pub

whats on your mind lads??

shoot the shit with me

>>212385669
hes a mentally ill fatyank

A woman set fire to her neighbour’s Land Rover, as she mistakenly believed a badger he cared for had killed a local cat, a court heard.

Susan Lupton, 63, set fire to Graham Lee’s Land Rover in an attempt to kill badgers living on his driveway, who she blamed for the feline’s death.


The arson caused £18,500 worth of damage, and Mr Lee’s Freelander was completely ruined by the blaze.

Lupton, a writer, was spared prison after admitting two counts of arson but has been banned from the Freshwater area. She has since moved to the nearby village of Newport.

Lupton, who moved to the UK from South Africa in 1980, admitted she was responsible when police arrived.

>>212385713
why do you post this

>>212385683
>>212385693
>>212385703
getting mixed messages here

>>212385729
he's a mentally ill freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOR-C3tFTjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOR-C3tFTjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOR-C3tFTjU

mad how many roadmen are going to run a train on her in front of her cuck boyfriend this weekend in london

>>212385775
thats mouseys gf

>>212385660
>>212385690
:)

>>212385775
ok

Just saw Metallica's tour bus they are here for the Sabbath gig Ok.

>>212385748
Rorke at 2:01

the wedding pics are devastating

>>212385775
why do white women do that face

>>212385850
ok

>>212385711
catmongs are deranged
horrid little vermin rodents

>>212385862
>wearing a watch
omds

>>212385862
munter 2bh

Gary Eats was Not Happy

why Do
they Do it To Him ..

>>212385862
I just saw the wedding video reel shit sad

i am raping my arse

Need a haircut but I'm too scared of having to talk to someone for 15 minutes.

>>212385953
Looks like he's squaring up to you in a spoons garden (and i don't know what that is or what that's like btw)

>>212385916
standard if you're not poor

A schoolboy told a teacher “as if anybody’s going to stab me” hours before he was knifed to death in his school.

Claire Staniforth was giving evidence at the trial of a 15-year-old boy accused of murdering Harvey Willgoose, also 15, at All Saints Catholic High School in Sheffield, South Yorkshire, on Feb 3 2025.

Ms Staniforth said Harvey came to see her that morning and was chatting about his grandparents going on holiday, before asking about a lockdown incident in the school five days before.

She told Sheffield Crown Court on Thursday: “He said he wasn’t going to be coming into school because he’d heard there had been a knife.”

The teacher explained that there had been rumours on social media of a knife being involved in an incident on Jan 29 but police had not found a weapon.

Ms Staniforth said: “My reply to Harvey was that I wouldn’t have been at work if somebody had had a knife.

“He said something about being stabbed and put his hands up and said ‘as if anyone’s going to stab me’.”

The teacher said Harvey later spoke to her on the phone from a room where he was working, just before lunch, calling her his “bestie” and telling her he had been talking to a girl from another school.

She said he was laughing as he said: “Don’t tell her anything about me.”

Ms Staniforth said she told him he could come and have his lunch with her “but he never arrived”.

She had grabbed something to eat from the dining hall and had gone back to her office when she was told that Harvey had been stabbed.

Hello everyone, this is Running On Empty Food Review!

>>212385998
ok

>>212385998
the offender is muslim BTW

>>212385996
https://youtu.be/OZ6G7qwjom4?feature=shared&t=100

>>212385402
some say that was the actual Mark

>>212386038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaYonB4G40c

>>212385991
ive been to several of those countries

>>212385998
>Ms Staniforth said she told him he could come and have his lunch with her “but he never arrived”.

since when would a teacher have lunch with a pupil

i taught leftypol to par

Zoomers don't have sex anymore
They just accuse each other of sexual assault instead (They saw a tiktok about it)

>>212385862
who are these people?
i want to care but need to know more

>>212386101
This isn't a noncey thing, some teachers do feel sorry for their pupils. My French teachers used to be like this.

>>212386146
try reading the news once in a while you fucking idiot

Doing the kubrick stare at my reflection

>>212386146
Footballer who just died, and the wife he recently married

>>212385998
Got too cocky...

reckon i would do a shag of rachel reeves actually

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure

>>212386146
kickball player for the liverpool reds
got married 10 days ago only to die in a lamborghini inferno last night

>>212386168
The French teacher part just makes it more likely to be noncey, you know what these frogs are like...

I love you rorke

are you supposed to talk to your partner during the sex

Even AI thinks I'm an idiot now

>>212386283
She was very nice to me but I doubt she wanted to shag me

>>212386298
might want to ask him if he wants his wilbert wanked when you bum him, yeah

>>212386287
ummyville

>>212385998
>The teacher said Harvey later spoke to her on the phone from a room where he was working, just before lunch, calling her his “bestie” and telling her he had been talking to a girl from another school.
>She said he was laughing as he said: “Don’t tell her anything about me.”
um

>>212386298
yeah you're supposed to ask them how their day at work was and what they want to eat for dinner

>>212386298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRZknEYGsNo

>>212386324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4AR7OTMNb4

>>212386311
So rude

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdydipoUjkw

Any ulsterman in?
>>212386298
I never could I am dead silent

What the helly?

Poo

Can't stop fucking farting

brrrring brrrrring brrrring brrrring pick up the telephone I'm calling you brrrring brrrring brrrring brrrrring

>>212386451
what the hellyonce

Owned the fag

>>212386451
What the helly on?

Knock Knock

Whos there

Mr Chicken

Ok
Come in mr chicken

>>212386466
I've got mental health so I don't answer the phone sorry

>>212386491
I use deepseek too

>>212386507
mental health doesn't exist

>>212386525
IT'S THE THUGGISH RUGGISH BOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>>212386451
well deserved, you broke the comment redundancy rule on tiktok

Driving from Preston to Gloucester tomorrow. What are the best motorway services on that stretch of the m6 and m5?

>>212386598
Driving from Preston to Gloucester, the best motorway services along the M6 and M5 include Tebay Services on the M6 (J38–39), widely praised for its scenic setting, homemade food, and farm shop, often ranked among the UK’s best. On the M5, Strensham (J7–8) is a solid mid-route option with good facilities and EV charging. If you’re looking for a quick stop, Michaelwood (J13–14) has a broad range of food chains but mixed reviews. Your final and top choice should be Gloucester Services (J11A–12)—an award-winning, family-run stop known for its artisan food, eco-friendly design, and exceptional cleanliness.

>>212386598
don't know, hope this helps x

>>212386528
Yeah I broke it

We in /brit/ pay our respects to Tarantino actor Michael Madsen, who has died at the age of 67.

>>212386648
The best gimmicks are posted once or twice a day.

>>212386625
Ah yes, driving north from Preston to visit Tebay Services and then south to Gloucester. Thanks AI.

>>212386651
thought he died years ago

>>212386598
Norton Canes mate x

>>212386651
He was just a kid

raping my arse with my other arse

saw some gypsy caravans in one of the fields near my house. better make sure all the doors are locked tonight

>>212386691
you're thinking of mickey rourke they look alike

>>212386714
who's arse?

>>212386738
mine

Doing a think about norfern ireland

this is a story about losing my virginity

>>212386675
Yo, mon, yuh hittin’ di road from Preston to Tebay Services, den cruisin’ south to Gloucester, dat’s a proper journey, seen? Start by zippin’ up di M6 north from Preston, ‘bout 52 miles, takin’ less dan an hour to reach Tebay Services—watch out fi dat smelly bedroom vibe, don’t be actin’ like no incel stuck indoors! Grab some top-notch grub at Tebay’s farm shop, den jump back on di M6 south, linkin’ to di M5 for a 197-mile trek to Gloucester Services, ‘bout three hours an’ change. Roll through dem motorways, keep di tunes pumpin’, an’ yuh reach Gloucester ready fi more adventure, bredda!

>>212386754
thanks for clearing that up x

thrashing about in the incel dimension

>>212386776
30 seasons and not an end in sight

>>212386776
the never ending story

>>212386812
>>212386818
it's over and done with
it's over and done with (8)

this is a story about raping my arse

ai slop so nice he posted it twice

poo nudging my prostate

asmr wank on the cards

Eventually it made a fag butt joke and said it's funny because it's lost in trans-late and then it deleted the answer and apologized for being a homophobe despite calling me one

I'm a horrid little man

>>212386298
i've seen loads of couples going uuggh uuggh ahhh ahh on xhamster dot com but i dont know

>>212386776
Now this is a story all about how. My life got flipped turned upside down

purple is objectively a bad colour

>>212386123
it's rough
they have a very low bar for what constitutes cheating
shariah law level stuff

>>212387031
that's pretty based though. they don't want to be cucked.

gooning rn

I don't think this should happen to a car in a crash

>Town of Salem used to have it so that if you quit the game or lost connection your character would be dead next day with the message "X committed suicide"
>The message as of recently says "X disconnected from life"

Need this Woke Hellish Nightmare to end

yeah i'm based *dies a bald paranoid friendless virgin*

Bob Vylan rn

fondling my bollocks then smelling my fingers

>>212387017
scares me to death whenever I have a purple poo

rorke sucking a solero and moaning

what good are these cars

rip diogo jota
rip michael madsen

>>212387172
what a mong

>>212387120
rather be a virgin than be cucked 2bh

>>212387159
see a doctor lad

I don't feel bad for the deceased, his problems are over

sort of shite rorkes da posts on facebook

>>212387172
Why didn't he just jump out?

>>212386625
Tebay is north of Preston in the doubts lakes, I’ve been

Angela Rayner said she was 'shocked' by Jota's death as she joined Liverpool fans and Metro Mayor of the Liverpool City Region Steve Rotheram at Anfield

Really don't think it's ever been this truly over

>>212387104
that sounds like is less of a woke obstruction and more of a step towards a more streamer/youtuber slop friendly game

it actually happened...

>>212387262
infantilisation of our culture
why is a cabinet member laying wreaths to a foreign mongball player who crashed in spain

>>212387262
Seems a bit much doesn't it? He was just a footballer

Is there any tangible differences in Northern Ireland under a Labour or Tory government?

>>212387291
liverpool fans are VERY touchy

atlantis completed x
hyperborea completed x
agartha completed x
thule completed x
who's in cheadle next week?

>>212386267
Really sad that he's leaving his family behind but what are the odds he was ragging it like a cunt and lost control. Kids left fatherless because he wanted to be billy big bollocks in front of his brother

post big hands keir it really cheered me up yesterday

dark fruits weather this

>>212387326
Aren't they just

I doubt the average Englishman could handle a Southern country girl

>>212387360
how was hillsborough scousers fault tho

Michael Madsen dead at 67: Reservoir Dogs star is found 'unresponsive' at Malibu home after son's suicide tore his marriage apart

>>212387104
at least it's not
>X unalived

>>212387331
Me

>>212386703
I think I’ll be turning off the m6 before the toll road

>>212387361
go shoot a croc or something cody

>>212387382
Because they snuck in and were boisterous mongs

Mad how many of our ministers and Lords are agents for the State of Israel

>>212387104
sounds more like zoomer cringe shit to me

Just want to let you guys know that brother Belgian just dm'd me and he wants you to know that he'll be on shortly
Thank you for your attention

>>212387412
not a good explanation

>>212387172
aaaah yes his 'tyre blew out'
nothing he could do
he was clearly driving like a cunt

>>212387430
Thanks for the heads up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8-SJb1bOUc

County Tyrone..... home....

>Bradley reads deprecating jokes about most of the chasers
>his jokes about Jenny are always about how she's "so hot"
Reckon one of the writers is boinking her.

sue

>>212387386
grim all around

>>212387455
oh no no no...

>>212387457
I would tbf

>>212387463
alri oliver twist

>>212387433
Not my problem if you're a stupid twat

>>212387457
woke mob say you aren't allowed to make fun of fat women anymore

>>212387455
my ancestors from there

>>212387421
Genuinely upsetting that of all our imperial colonial endeavours its the one with Jews that takes over foreign affairs

Imagine a Rhodesian or Afrikaner lobby, with Boers manipulating our defence deals and pressuring us to support their nationhood. Or Ulster Unionists controlling big banks in New York. Hell we don't even have anything close to an Australian lobby unless you count the Murdochs

anne hegerty could get it

The murdering scum scouse fans who deliberately killed 39 opposition supporters in a fucking riot in the Heysel stadium in 1985 is all but glossed over. That slaughter was deliberate, and perpetrated by the same group of scum supporters we’re all supposed to feel sorry for over Hillsborough.

Shall be attending the Palestine Action protest at Royal Court of Justice tomorrow, from 10.30am

The service will take place in São Cosme in his home city of Porto, northern Portugal - where just two weeks ago the 28-year-old married his childhood sweetheart Rute in a Catholic service packed with family and friends. This afternoon, hearses were spotted arriving at a funeral home in the Spanish town of Puebla de Sanabria, northwestern Spain, where their bodies were taken after the horror crash.

CNN Portugal’s sports editor Rui Loura is said to have explained: “The surgery he had was lung surgery and he had been advised against flying following this.

“He was on his way to the northern Spanish port city of Santander to cross by ferry and reach the UK that way and carry on with the car once he reached Britain. He was on his way to Liverpool with his brother.”

Another Portuguese journalist, Victor Pinto, told Correio da Manha TV: “Diogo Jota sometimes chose to travel by road because he had some pulmonary discomfort, nothing serious, and as we know, there is a ferry boat that connects the south of England to Spain.”

was imaging the prospect of a cat driving a car just now and cracking up about it haha nope that would never work in practical terms

>>212387526
no you shan't, be quiet.

Jannies will ban me for this truth nuke
But the simple fact is the British state is a capitalist zionist terrorist organisation and exists only to defend capital and Israel

Off to watch popmaster, will be getting that golden disc x

>>212387386
:(

what the FUCK

>>212387495
They always joke about Anne tho.

when i die no one will give a shit

>>212387519
Mad how our other allies don't need massive political mobilisation for us to act in their interest - almost as if the others are natural allies whereas Israel is a massive liability that is fighting a constant battle to influence our politics

>>212387455
>>212387475
>>212387518

parliament should have a yearly 5 a-side tournament

>>212387595
>mph
You deserve it for using yank units

Ken Bruce

thats not the brakes!

lol

>>212387604
yeah there’s wogs everywhere now what’s ur point

melty

Belgium is a hellish shithole not worth visiting at all if you go there once you'll never go there again

>>212387604
Timmy O'Shannon's crush

>>212387597
good because that would be pretty nasty

Why hasn't Salah released a statement yet?

right that's a woman playing the piano with her erect penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

Best mate of 30 years (literally known each other since the day we were born) hasn't picked me to be his best man.

I'd been jotting down bits and pieces of my speech since he got engaged.

>>212387604
Could clobber the lot with 1 hand behind my back

swinging your balls around is okay if you want to

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751550887669946.webm

nth for the gyaldem

Big Daddy Don gets what he wants.

"the other left!"

meeooowww

haha

>>212387636
I got robbed in brussels

*sits in my mother's basement flying my memorialised cat quadcopter around*

>>212387655
you must be a right freak

>>212387655
who's he picked then
he did not pick you
you are not his best man

>>212387570
Minus the Zionism stuff, that would be incredibly based if it were true

Unfortunately the British state is just an enormously bloated bureaucracy that essentially exists to import foreigners, tax the young, and keep the old and sick alive to unnaturally long ages while letting them watch soap operas and reality TV forever and ever

>>212387655
he's your best mate but you're not his best mate. you are probably too autistic to realise

you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

>>212387604
They will be quickly integrated if you know what I mean
Lots of half Irish, half Timorese babies in the pipeline

>>212387655
Maybe he just wants his brother to be his bm

>>212387570
>exists only to defend capital and Israel
i'm ready to die for both

>>212387636
I had an incredibly fun time in Ghent. Bruges was great too but you run out of things to do there.

>>212387709
leftypol be like "this is so lit!!"

Irish people shag anything brown in colour

girl stop

>>212387695
Lad he met at uni

>>212387698
certainly seems that way

>>212387709
yanks love this shite cause they’re juvenile mongrels

food glorious food

last time this many people were talking about jotas was when i was in school

His silence is sickening

>>212387757
>Lad he met at uni
grim
beyond grim
he's done with you being in his life

>>212387777
don't get it

>>212387773
We drove away the only cool lad in this shit hole

>>212387756
Mad he beat the charges
Must have some unreal lawyers

>>212387595
Is there any confirmation he was going that fast?

>>212387821
im cool

>>212387773
>i just wanted to be one the strokes...

Blairism is done. They have no money left and will have to raise taxes to foot any of the bills or projects they promised or else they will lose the backbenchers. But the public are already squeezed thin. It could cut back on immigration and the programs for them (healthcare, education, integration), but they literally cannot ideologically backtrack because everyone will know they’re liars.

They’re stuck. The only thing they can do is squeeze the public and implode themselves.

watched 28 years later with the gf and cried during one of the sad scenes and now she's taking the piss out of me
life is difficult as a sensitive young man

>>212387629
spotted the autistic lad

The gyaldem look like high school rejects that weren't in the popular group of girls

>>212387798
You're not wrong lad
Not sure if I still want him to be mine, always took it as a given we'd both be one anothers

Ciders and fruity Belgian beers are kino.
Can't be arsed with drinks that taste like soggy bread and smell like hay

>>212387777
for me it's the PUKKA PAD

>>212387821
>>212387844

How do you respond in this scenario without sound mad?

>>212387882
screm

>>212387877
strength is the only thing that matters love elvis juice love king goblin

>>212387851
>cried at Danny Boyle + Cillian Murphy fairytale
Are you Eyerish diaspora?

>>212387339
>what are the odds he was ragging it like a cunt and lost control
apparently the tire blew out, so it's possible that he was just unlucky

>>212387849
Dole scroungers and pensioners run this country, it's an utter disgrace. Both drains on the economy and refuse to let anything improve lest it impact their comfy way of life.

Genuinely need the UK to go bankrupt and the IMF bail us out - fuck it, let Scotland, Wales and NIreland get their independence whilst we're there. England needs a full on restart.

got ma fuckin cock oot

>>212387851
zester

>>212387821
what was cool about him

>>212387884
rey mcdonaldo on a mad one

just 4 Irish lads chillin

>>212387903
yawn

>>212387867
You should get steaming at his wedding and confront him during the ceremony and ruin his day

>>212387884
SEX!1

sometimes I still sleep on the beach

>>212387928
hate that one at the backs face repugnant little fenian goblin

>>212387928
Brainstorming ways to get more black and browns into Ireland

>>212387949
they don't sleep any more on the beach

>>212387831
They're calling them a dream team. But the reality is the Gov had a bad case and were stuck with it since the previous State's Attorney that brought this whole case about quit when Trump got elected and they couldn't just drop it since it was so high profile.

>“The prosecution’s presentation was underwhelming. They made a number of strategic mistakes and unforced errors,” former federal prosecutor Neama Rahmani said in an interview before the verdict.
>After the verdict, Rahmani added: This was “the most expensive prostitution trial in American history. What a huge win for the defense and a tremendous loss for the prosecution.”

Portugal's women's team are shite eh

Pasta was quite good might go for a second portion in a bit

>>212387692
Based /brit/ banterer.

>>212387698
>>212387798
Low self-esteem weirdos.

Having to self-censor myself because I think there's a fairly decent chance that if I make a slightly out-there joke I might get a knock on the door
grim that we have to live like this

Absolutely dire performance on today's popmaster

>>212387867
ruin the wedding lad
go out with a bang

remember when spongebob squarepants was forced to work at planktons?

>>212387984
I feel that the black lawyers are just there for show and it's the Jewish lawyers who do all the heavy lifting

>>212387949
coney island
they don't sleep anymore on the beach

>>212387997
The only people to have ever had knocks on their door are people on social media with their full name, employment and face publicly available

I am curious to know how 4chan mentalists have gotten knocks on the door before. I assume it's got to be bad enough to seem like a genuine terror threat

>>212387928
Shane gillis is such a fucking beg it’s embarrassing

drinking boba bola

>>212387984
>>212388024
wonder how lawyers live with themselves knowing that their job in life is try and deny people adequate justice

why the FUCK is no one else kicking off here about the pornsites getting all blocked

thought itd be wall to wall complaining posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212387925
always like that one pic where hes standing alone in what appears to be an empty club or ballroom and its alll blurry
ahh turt...we took him for granted

>>212388087
>>212388087

>>212388069
Jews don't have a conscience and this serves them very well

>>212388069
that's not what most lawyers do ACTUALLY

>>212388069
How would you sleep with £10 million in your bank account