Thread 212389711

princess anne

my gf is 15/10
i love her so much bros

that's sir keir to you

I'm hardcore and I know the score
And I am disgusted by the poor
And my chums matter more
Because we are the law
And I've made sure
We're ready for class war
Taking money from the man who works long hours
Giving power to the tycoons in the glass towers
That is why I can look you in the eye
And say This is the party of the motherfuckers
We don't care about them other suckers
Because this is the party of the motherfuckers
And no, I don't think that's a dirty word
So let the beat drop
I come here with flows right from the top
Everybody knows if you work in a shop
We won't help you, and do you know what?
People rising from the bottom to the top
Has got to stop
We have the bravery
To bring back slavery.
Working in a supermarket
Is just the start of it
My friends
There is no job at the end of it
You will be working for your benefits
Forever.
Let me get this off my chest
Saying yes
We are selling the NHS
And we'll give you less
And that is just for starters
Even after privatising sticking plasters
It is a social disaster
That makes our hearts beat faster
Now, I am you master
The last thing this country needs is
Us, the Conservatives
Worse than the alternative
We don't care
if you're driven to despair
Don't you dare say
It's not fair
I'm not saying it's not funny
It is for me, I've got loads of money
This is the party of the motherfuckers
The country is run for me and my muckers
This is the party of the the motherfuckers
We just don't care about them other suckers

if you've got toil on the morrow clap your hands

>>212389753
Toilmongs desperately trying to cope and say it's somehow based to suffer like this

>>212389748
Call me Keir

Now imagine being on full PIP and then finding yourself a cute PIP gf
Phwoar now that would be the dream

The most recent data from the ONS, as cited above, showed there were 55.8 million people aged 16 and above in mid-2023. Comparing that with the 2023-24 taxpayer data, which showed 36.2 million income tax payers, it implies that 35.11% of adults did not pay income tax that year.

>>212389738
driving full speed ahead towards destruction. sir keir not even allowed to apply the brakes as it were

>>212389766
It is
Toildrones are the new incels

the gf in question

ill post here

if i am not vilified and hated

>>212389767
Rockstar vibes

>>212389733
He definitely is part of the problem, who do you think is voting those politicians who hand out gibs from your taxes

Labour know what they're doing
If they've ring-fenced money for PIP then they can pay for it

>>212389780
People making less than 12.5k

Poor sods

done my sentence but committed no crime

>>212389763
you’re a slave to the state. you’re entire livelihood is dependent on them.

>>212389801
that's rorke in a wig

what have they done to him

https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/1937261419151384630/photo/1

>>212389754
this wasn't funny back then and it still isn't funny now

go ed zaz
labour is finished
socialism on the rise
the fash crying out for a bash

>>212389767
Ngl I think he's cute and has a sexy voice
Too bad he's a cuckold

>>212389872
wogs r us

is that a big booty black lady in my twitter timeline? gotta bookmark it asap

>>212389801
the proverbial scrandemic

>>212389854
How fucking long does it take a 60 year old to heal from a fall

>>212389767
he's just not a labout titan like are Tone and Attlee

>>212389854
he's paranoid schizophrenic

>>212389900
post it
the /brit/dem demands it

mad how instagram, tiktok, twitter, etc. are basically just porn sites at this point

BRILLIANT
BEAUTIFUL
BIOMASS
BRITAIN

>>212389773
>>212389773
>>212389773

Plz respond

>>212389941
yeah

>>212389955
no
get a clue

>>212389872
that will split the labour vote and cost them dearly lol

>>212389753
>>212389766
The problem with that image is that it doesn't show the people who are really destroying society: billionaires

You know why the government won't introduce new wealth taxes? Because they're beholden to billionaires

>>212389986
>the labour vote
so tories then

>>212389955
i'd say try it for a bit, get to know her. cut it off instantly if you feel she's using you for money

>>212389971
fuck you, one of the reasons 4chan is so good is that you don't see porn everywhere if you don't go looking for it

>>212389955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdzt2ctyPIw

>>212389685
yeah not black or brown
anglish or old english are the much better versions of english

the willy, it needs wanking

>>212389955
you're 33
just do it, you don't have time to think about it

Asked AI to make a rap about PIP

people finally starting to realize democracy is a lie? only took fuckin' 60 years

>>212390055
it's like plato's republic

BOB VYLAN FOR PM

>>212390057
rorke in his hoose

>>212390036
>needs
does it really though?

>>212390013
yes you do
every other thread on the catalogue has goonbait

>>212390057
me boiling over with incel rage

>>212390057
ktim

state of that

I'm guiding you all the way

you're an utter runt if you post coombait here

>>212390125
obviously me bringing that up is gonna make you post porn, but most boards/threads i frequent don't do it

3 days without porn, Jim

>>212390174
deleted it for ya x

>>212390187
good
we dont need to see mid women 24/7

>>212390176
you never been in a spee megathread? or been on literally any other board?

Man's on PIP, yeah, the game's changed, No more clockin' in, life rearranged. Got that paper flowin', steady and true, More time for the mandem, and the crew. Used to be skint, now the pockets are fat, Designer threads, where it's at. No need to be stressed, no need to be vexed, This PIP life's complex, but I'm blessed.

(Chorus) PIP, PIP, yeah, that's the ting, Livin' large, hear the cash register sing. No boss man breathin' down my neck, Just chillin' with the gyaldem, respect. Forget the work, the struggle, the strife, This PIP life is the good life.

(Verse 2) Used to be stuck, in a dead-end job, Now I'm out here, lookin' like a mob. Cruisin' in the whip, tinted windows down, Catchin' the gyaldem all over town. They see the lifestyle, the drip, the flair, Know I ain't got a care. They're all on me, like bees to the honey, This PIP money's lookin' lovely.

>>212390241
wow epic you posted an image of an ugly woman on your vpn
what a personality you are

>>212390163
terrible

they're busy having material ism

Beat Delirium first try on Binding of Isaac. easy game x

on snustoil

my inceldom is stronger than any woman alive
nothing can tempt me from my incel path

>>212390258
>ugly
:|

did the man drive the lamborghini?

>>212390282
dtfic meltie

>>212390296
she is pretty ugly

you're desperate for me to respond to your posts. you need me.

told myself i wasn't going to doomscroll and drink tonight

ended up doomscrolling and drinking

due to woke

I think there's only five people who post on /brit/

Emma Watson’s poo for tea.

>>212390339
at least watch a film or a comfy doc so you're not completely wasting your life

>>212390285
They should make snus legal instead of the shitty nicotine pouch garbage. I want real snus.

>>212390218
what's that? something on /sp/?
i'm on /sp/, /vg/, /int/, /pol/
most of it is on pol threads i don't click on

>>212390163
Totalled
>>212390261
28 going 40. Maybe it was intentional?

>>212390339
ktim doomscrolling /brit/

>>212390380
wait what how are snus different
I thought they were the same thing I'm using nic pouches

corrrrr

https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickgothgirls/comments/1lfe3v9/its_getting_very_warm_over_here_in_the_uk_we/

Me? Never drinking alcohol again not even a drop

>>212389859
alri dave

>>212390374
does watching the latest PJW count x

>>212390339
get some porn hoarded

>>212390387
The one and only tme ive been exposed to cp in all of my life was on /v/ of all places

>>212390420
oh
no

>>212390402
snus is swedish tobacco version which is HIGHLY illegal

>>212390412
Not drank for 3 days me. Quite proud of myself

pretty sure my sisters landlord is sexually harassing her. apparently he's """accidentally""" flashed her a couple of times now

>>212390404
>bigdickgothgirls

>>212390449
why though

They've actually gone and banned the porn

They say it's for the disabled, the ones in need, But I'm a player, plantin' the seed. Got the forms filled out, the doctors' notes, Playin' the system, gettin' my votes. Got the assessors fooled, with the sob story, Now I'm ballin', in all my glory. Got the travel allowance, the extra dough, To fund the lifestyle, the places I go. From the ends to the clubs, the parties, the scene, Livin' the dream, livin' it keen. Got the designer clothes, the finest of wine, All thanks to PIP, and this life of mine.

drink you say as in beer like in aluminum cans is that what your saying

>>212390057
literally me

Sir Porn Banner

mad how some people don't have to toil and I do

>>212390433
because /v/ is for subhumans
/vg/ is for people who are actually interested in what they play
lots of anime freaks on there though

Someone told me I look like Rick Astley the other day

>>212390473
i believe because silly swedes kept saying it was better for you than cigarettes, which isn't really true. at best gives you a choice of which type of cancer to die from

>>212390488
did you know the first people to make ai raps were indians? thought youd find that interesting

>>212390452
Get the nutrients replenished

>>212390535
why is it better though
normal nic pouches seem pretty harmless.

>/vg/ is for people who are actually interested in what they play
ahahahahahahahaha

the british class system is crazy, because we basically have several concurrent version of British culture which is determined by how wealthy your parents were

>>212390511
toil macht frei

gfberg moving in tomorrow
it's over lads

the way to understand 4chan is not that they are the sole topics of the board/general, just that it's the theme of the incel chatroom
/fit/ is just a fitness themed incel chatroom, /vg/ is just a game themed incel chatroom, /brit/ is a brisith themed one

>>212390570
i have a weird perspective on this as im half half

lads my car battery is completely dead. supposed to go on a trip tomorrow morning as well. fucking raging

got a crush on the girl with a nose piercing who works the till at bargain buys
wish I were tall and attractive so cold-approaching women like that was a possibility

>>212390610
replace it then you ponce

>>212390611
better luck next time

>>212390610
you tried charging it?

>>212390622
AA is on the way

>>212390603
yeah, 90% of /sp/ threads read like this one but 10% of it will be about the sport at hand

>>212390610
halfordstoil for you then

Be radical, have principles, be absolute, be that which the bourgeoisie calls an extremist: give yourself without counting or calculating, don't accept what they call ‘the reality of life' and act in such a way that you won't be accepted by that kind of ‘life', never abandon the principle of struggle.

>>212390610
get it thrown in the ocean

>>212390603
false
theres enough shaggers on 4chan to counteract the incelliousness of it, you just never see it because you gravitate toward the incel threads (being an incel yourself, you see?)

>>212390611
>wish I were tall and attractive so cold-approaching women like that was a possibility
Do it anyway

cunts motor ran out of charge lmao

>>212390556
I just like snus, I knew a Swedish guy who gave me some and it was good. Nicotine pouches might be healthier to be fair - probably less likely to give you cancer. I dunno, I'm just guessing.

>>212390646
fucking mong

>>212390570
that's the way it is everywhere to be fair
council trash and trailer park trash have more in common than their british and american middle class contemporaries

bizarre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Esther

>>212390611
how tall are you?
assume you are white

>>212390603
I have had sex with two different women and neither of them I had to pay for the privilege

Went 120mph on the A3 today

>>212390611
You wouldn't have a crush if you were tall and attractive. Crushes are incel shit.

Yo, check the mic, one two, this ain't no game, it's true Got that PIP flow, yeah, the government's my crew Walkin' with a limp? Nah, that's just the drip, you see Cash in my pocket, livin' lavish, that's the key They say I'm disabled, yeah, that's what they wanna see While I'm out here ballin', livin' life, wild and free Got the council flat, yeah, the rent is paid, no stress Got the finest ting, yeah, she's lookin' her best Got the designer gear, yeah, from head to toe While you're workin' hard, watchin' my money grow.

They say I'm a scrounger, a burden on the state But I'm just playin' the game, sealin' my own fate Got the medical reports, yeah, the doctors signed the line Got the proof I need, yeah, the money's all mine Got the mobility car, yeah, cruisin' in style While you're stuck on the bus, lookin' at me, with a smile Got the extra cash, yeah, for the finer things Champagne and caviar, yeah, that's what the money brings They can hate all they want, but I'm livin' the dream While they're stuck in the mud, I'm livin' supreme.

Got the lawyers on speed dial, knowin' the law If they try to stop me, I'll give 'em a raw Got the benefits advisors, tellin' me the score How to milk the system, and always want more Got the latest gadgets, the best technology Livin' large, yeah, that's the life for me So step aside, peasants, and watch me reign PIP is my kingdom, and I'm the king, it's plain This ain't about need, it's about takin' what's due So bow down, and respect, the PIP crew.

>>212390662
coping failed normie who can't read the room being mostly filled with freaks like >>212390656
im in the same boat dw, i just have more self awareness than you

think I scare women
they always look very uncomfortable whenever I have to interact with them at toil

>>212390701
not true
t. tall and attractive

what happens when the renewable energy runs out?

>>212390666
yeah but if she rejects me I won't be able to show my face in there again and there's nowhere else near my place of toil where I can buy 79p 500ml energy drinks

>>212390685
5'8, but I'm also slightly munted

>>212390722
everybody dies

>>212390433
>>212390533
Double 33 dubs, og comment and reply both. Something's going on

>>212390693
oh my god two of them??

>>212390720
No you're not

Opinions on the 'dolf?

>>212390697
so im about to visit your cunt soon
when driving on the left side, is the fast lane the left or the right? i figured everything might be inverted
i'm anxious about driving there ngl

on another ferocious doomscroll this eve

>>212390570
I really feel like I'm slumming it when I pop into /Brit/ threads, it's all Greggs, and scran, Toby Carvery, and complaining about the local browns.
t. Went to a minor public school and has inherited wealth.

>>212390744
yes the last time was only 12 years ago too

I know I'm attractive to women because they tell me in the bed after i just shagged them
problem is most of my time is spent on my pc and I don't meet any irl

>>212390778
on right but it's for overtaking only

These three regions account for 50% of global GDP

rorke asking the poundland cashier if she wants to go to the UKIP rally

>>212390758
me walking into toil everyday where I get paid £1800 a year after tax while dole-dossers here get paid hundreds of pounds more than me to post about interracial porn all day

KAHTEEM

>>212390727
You can go without that poison

>>212390755
okay sweetie x

>>212390802
How big is your dick?

>>212390765
Probably the most terrible person of the 20th century

>>212390804
190 on a madness

>>212390822
Italy? Really?

>>212390878
Post schnoz

>>212390829
ktim
not for long though. i'm planning a pip great escape

They should drop a tiny bit of fent in the nic pouches

>>212390822
Interesting to not include California since it's such an economic powerhouse

I've arsed up my life beyond repair

>>212390804
That's not a baboon.

>>212390765
He certainly has conviction.

>>212390878
how so?

>>212390852
6.5-7 inches, but sometimes I have trouble getting fully hard during sex

>>212390909
Nonsense

going to the stalin society meet up anyone want owt?

>>212390822
mad how there's billions of people who just don't do anything. if the entire population of china or america or even germany vanished overnight the entire planet would change forever. if the entire population of western africa vanished no-one would notice for weeks.

>>212390909
We'll be the judge of that, tell us more.

>>212390822
Why are the North, South West and East of England included? They don't contribute shit economically

>>212390822
Surely California?

>I get paid £1800 a year after tax
Mateys a literal slave

>6.5-7
why the mystery 0.5?

i don't know why a shagger would come here to be honest. just go on instagram or tiktok.

well good morning
bit cold out

feeling lust

>>212390945
errr yeah 5/10 girlfriend who stinks of weed please bossman

>>212391005
normie like to come here to lord over the rest of us

NEENAWNEENAWNEENAW
WARNING!!!
HIDE YOUR MINGE

>>212390998
fat pad probably

*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*

>>212391016
It’s the afternoon and it’s hot as shit.

>>212391031
tankies don’t smoke weed

Any man in here who have never had a job? Or is it just me

WHY THE FUCK ARE TRANNIES SO UGLY

>>212391005
you should be in /brit/feel though

porn is essential to my life

>>212391072
Me

>>212391071
lol

went to the craft fair today and saw a lot of very cute women
don't have the bollocks to speak to any of them though

>>212391072
in my late 30s and been employed without any gaps since I was 17

>>212391005
/brit/ funny isn't it

>>212391072
was neet until i was 30, thankfully mumstein owns a business so i was able to lie on my cv and say i was working for her

>>212391114
Thank you tax payer. You work so I don't have to.

If you've shagged fanny you don't belong here

The average noirmoid would legit kill themselves after one day of my life

>>212391075
i used to be, but it went weird

>>212391072
was a permaneet until 28 but been in continuous employment since (now 33)
not a good way of life

>>212391138
Actually it's the other way around

>>212391147
Reckon this was revealed during Covid where the entire population was forced to become shut-ins and they almost immediately started rioting

>>212391138
haven't done so in 4 months

basically an incel again

>>212391158
rare good canadian post

>>212391175
FONT FONT FONT

21st century schizoid man

Some people are homebodies. We don't all want nor need to be out and about gallivanting 10 hours a day

>>212391180
Imagine

/Brit/ with no incels

bloke at toil has a super italian ehhh gabagool first name but a normal anglo surname, bit weird

wogs fucking love fried chicken don't they

>>212390959
A type.I bifurcated Columella with noticeably dark pigmentation, and profuse growth of hair even covering nasofacial sulcus. Ladies and gentlemen, a Jew.

>>212391072
*raises paw*

>>212391073
They should all be shot tbqh

am I an incel if I went mental after uni and became completely unattractive to the opposite sex and haven't shagged in years and have no chance of doing it again

Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn's new political party?

>>212391219
good slop tbf

>>212391138
I haven't had a shag in 4 fucking years. Previous to that it was 20 years.

>>212391219
jerk chicken is fucking leng mate

so this is rorke

>>212391240
yes
inceldom can happen at any stage in life even to former shaggers

>>212391240
uni girls are just easy

uni sex stories sub edish (shaggers only)

>>212391263
jerk chicken isn't fried heathertimmy

do people still use facebook for everything? deleted mine a while ago, im so out of the loop

"I fucked this lass." Cool faggot I'm incel. I've never felt the touch of a woman in my life you fucking faggot

>>212391152
How is it possible to get a job at 28 if you’ve never worked

>>212391293
shagged a little bit before uni as well to be fair but you are right

only get sick once every 3-4 years but when i do i'm bedridden for a month

I'm doing one of those poos that last a long time as more and more keeps coming

Your virginity comes back when you listen to Radiohead

>>212391240
incel is distinct from virgin though they want to conflate the two

>>212391127
literally in this position as i type this. you're so lucky
i have skills that i will be using as a tradie but im going to get bantered for it by all my zoomer coworkers and it will kill me inside

yes shut your noise cunt

>>212391308
lied on my cv
to be fair I was a gymcel before so it was pretty easy to lie about having warehouse experience then I got a job in one and could do it easily
then I just studied on the side and got an okay job in IT

>>212391322
That's why people should get the flu vaccine every year

>>212391336
wish I looked like Addison Rae

wouldn’t mind a fat gf or even a ugly gf
Im so lonely

>>212391332
avril lavigne listens to radiohead. surely she’s not an incel

I'm genuinely such a feckless incel cunt
In my 25 years I've had one relationship and I've never once had a job
Not arsed though. Simple life for me.

>>212391368
cute seal

PinkPantheress looks beautiful playing chess.

Bizarre how Radiohead even became so huge. It's the antithesis of normie shagger music

>>212391357
Lucky

>>212391368
what about a fat ugly gf?

>>212391403
Hipsters fuck too you know

don't need a real women
got the sex arse, you see

>>212391336
addison rae looks like a tranny here

>>212391390
Based >>212390709

>>212391322
I haven't been sick (can't get out of bed sick) since I was a teenager, I lied about getting COVID a few years ago, because I was jealous of other people getting time off no questions asked.

>>212391106
would take out that airpod and lick up her earwax corr

*gets angry at you*

This country would be significantly better off if we just let the boomers die of COVID. We'd have more empty houses, less pensions to pay out and less winter fuel payments.

>>212390683
>An open letter from three dozen former members of Jewish groups and former Anti-Defamation League national chair Robert Sugarman criticized Project Esther, saying, "a range of actors are using a purported concern about Jewish safety as a cudgel to weaken higher education, due process, checks and balances, freedom of speech and the press"
He makes a good point.
Business people and politicians from the west look at Russia and China and wonder why we can't be more like them. Judicial independence, freedom of speech and anti-statism are inefficient and expensive. The state will control the economy and look after you and your family (terms and conditions apply)

Date went well
She's really nice
Hopefully see her again

>>212391211
you wouldn't last 10 minutes without us

>>212391457
Rorke told me it was totally harmless

>>212391411
I guess
There are some jobs you can do without using a CV, like Labouring or Amazon warehouse. You could also try the job centre and actually go to any interviews they set up no matter how shit they are
The more time you spend in a job that less bad your work gaps look. You just have to suck it up and start working

>>212391400
She looks like she has East African blood. Does she?

>>212391462
Bet she's out right now at the gherkin

Timothée Chalamet will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

>>212391336
I'm getting old and out of touch, I don't recognise either of these girls.

>>212391484
Grow up

Raping my own arse with a pickaxe

A year ago today, Billie Eilish released “BIRDS OF A FEATHER” as a single from ‘HIT ME HARD AND SOFT.’

>>212391462
she's gone to see the cronem now x

>>212391462
Is she white or another race?

imagine the horrors the 2031 census will reveal

>>212391487
so this is timmy

>>212391390
How did you get a relationship without a job, surely it’s one of the first questions girls ask on a date

>>212391514
She's white English

11 years ago today, Ariana Grande released “Break Free” feat. Zedd.

>>212391470
So you finally admit that I'm a shagger?

>>212391462
did you pay for the meal?

>>212391322
i don't get sick often but i got some sort of stomach flu a few months ago and was near-constantly shitting for a week, after a few days it was just water and green slime. then about a month ago i got norovirus which was also awful but mercifully only lasted about 24 hours

>>212391512
go and tell /irish diaspora/ matey

>>212391400
PinkPantheress looks beautiful

shitting in my pants, you can't stop me

>>212391515
I'm sure AI or whatever could predict this quite accurately based on current birth rates and migration levels

>>212391530
Dunno really guess she was just sympathetic

>>212391457
I'm glad I had good, intelligent boomer parents who worked hard and provided for me and my brother, I wouldn't like to have turned into a man who holds a hatred for an entire generation of people. How dreadful are the rentals, anon?

Chappell Roan looks marvelous in new photo.

>>212391514
not him but my gf is black african

meltdown

>>212391583
<3

>>212391574
Don't hate boomers, just acknowledge that the country would be better off without them.

>>212391533
Good lad
Now put five babies in her. There's no time to waste

>>212391400
>>212391512
>>212391545
>>212391583
who fucking cares? why do you constantly post about these vapid pop whores for zero engagement?

>>212391585
based
you will produce the next pinkpantheress

>>212391511
PICKEN JOCKEY

>>212391546
either that or you're larping as one, which would be really sad

>>212391568
Or you’re lying

>>212391599
it's some kind of mental disability mate
just leave him alone
we need to appreciate the neurodiversity of /brit/ and keep it a safe space

11 years ago on this day I have a nice oily wank and spunked 6 or 7 big ropes of jizz onto a tea towel

Told the single mum that I don't know if I'm equipped to handle that situation, I'm still open to the idea of going on dates but I don't know if there's a long term future, I'm going to be further down her list of priorities than she would be on mine.

She might respond politely, she might respond angrily, she might block me, she might agree to be casual - wait and see

>>212391627
>>212391627
>>212391627

>>212391533
do you think she liked you?

>>212391620
I was 20 years old
Guess it's not as important when you're 20

>>212391585
ewwww kys

>>212391596
I would very much miss my mum if we let you carry out your plan, in fact I would probably have to kill you.

>>212391657
>>212391657
>>212391657
>>212391657
non jf edish

the pot noodle REVISED instructions:
1) peel back lid halfway
2) pour boiled water to the mark
3) cover back up, leave 2 mins
4) stir, add the satchet contents, stir again
5) cover back up
6) leave for like 10 minutes
7) now the noodles have soaked up all the flavorful water and it's actually genuinely okay and not grim

all this assuming for some reason you have to scran a pot noodle