Thread 212391627

chappy edish

what's her name

Sir Queer Farter

>>212391627 (OP)
now i see why she wears that clown makeup all the time

say what you want about shaggers vs incels but reading about peoples dates is actually very boring

>>212391650
Based lad. Boomer haters deserve the rope.

munter

mental how there's men who get off to feet, mad that really

*burps and then blows and doesn't say pardon or look at all ashamed*

>>212391739
*farts*

>>212391650
I'm not saying we should kill them. I'm just pointing out that COVID was a very convenient excuse to get rid of them. That ship has sailed so we just have to put up with them now until their gone.

>>212391712
protogf made the mistake of sending me a picture of her feet last night
safe to say I shot ropes

>>212391678
I hate boomers, unironically

>>212391739
You shouldn't say pardon, you should say sorry.
Only plebs use pardon instead of sorry.

Once again, I ask why basketball isn't more popular in /brit/ain

>>212391782
dogshit sport

>>212391774
*roundhouse kicks your head cleanly then suplexes you into the concrete* shut up

>>212391782
god the pawg potential in these 3 is through the roof

God is a cruel monster.

In his infinite malice he has placed me, a lowly worm, in the same universe as this perfect radiant angel, condemning me to a lifetime of torment, of knowing a pathetic loathsome vermin such as myself can never even hope to be looked at without complete and utter disdain by a being of this caliber. To live in certainty that she walks under the same sun and breathes the same air as me, a specimen so far below her league we might as well be different species is to die a thousand deaths every day.

remember when we shut down the entire country, destroyed our economy, stunted the growth of millions of children, destroyed thousands of small businesses, and further inflated the pockets of global megacorporations to protect people from a virus that didn't pose any threat to anybody under 50?
when will the young be commended for sacrificing their futures and taking on billions more debt to save the lives of the old?

>>212391782
leftypol hates this

That aldi pizza was sooooooo nice

my poo ain't brown and my wee ain't yella, it's more like the other way around

>>212391832
i still mask up and get vaccines every april and september

>>212391800
Their bums are ample enough, thank you, and that also wasn't the point of the post. I was asking why the sport has never caught on in our fine nation and simply used the webm as a pictorial representation of the game.

Please save your coomdoomery for another thread, old bean.

>>212391793
Only lower class people use pardon when they want to sound posh. It's a dead giveaway
One should only use sorry, what or excuse me

>>212391632
>>212391632
No one cares, normoid

oh dear oh dear

>>212391832
Reckon we should stand on our doorsteps and start banging our pots as a mark of respect.

on jun 21st, the sun sets earlier in eastern brazil than northern england

>>212391875
s-sorry...

>>212391782
they do big stinky poos from those

>>212391832
didn't read

>>212391832
Give it a rest

>>212391782
All the black youths here play football instead.

>>212391889
I know you said this as a joke but imagine if people actually did that aha

The unvaccinated deserve badges of honour. They had iron will through it all. They bowed to no one. They were pressured by every single aspect of society. Government. Media. Celebrities. Their own families. Their closest loved ones. Yet, through all of that they maintained their integrity. These men are the true noble warriors fighting against uncaring mega corporations. Now the truth has come out, the unvaccinated are wholeheartedly VINDICATED.

>>212391880
>pardon? is pretending to be above your station, but I beg your pardon? is fine
link to this bizarre website

discord gf said she's feeling suicidal

>>212391782
American houses have more yard space where they put up basketball hoops

>>212391662
She's gorge though

Henry V sex arse

>>212391782
basketball is horrible and dangerous to play in the rain

>>212391891
enjoyed this fact

>>212391627 (OP)
CWLTSHA

>>212391766
CWLTSHC

>>212391950
kosovo be kidding me

>>212391952
Yeah, I beg your pardon is fine but pardon by itself isn't

>>212391832
We'll eventually be honoured 80 years later like the Windrush generation were.

idk what's happening today that made me so horny

>>212391627 (OP)
dilated pupils on the lower left she's on the stimmos

Would you rather find out you are gay, or Jewish?

thinking about my own mortality lads. my complete and total lack of a legacy. how the number of people whose lives I've impacted outside of people chained to me by virtue of familial relationships is almost certainly less than 5. if i died tomorrow, there'd be 3 people at my funeral that aren't related to me. isolated myself too much. it'll only get worse from here.

Sadiq Khan banning posters of women in bikinis that celebrate health and beauty but allowing posters of ugly mutilated freaks that celebrate mental illness and sexual perversion.

Why isn't baseball more popular in the UK and Europe?

>>212392015
same thing

>>212392015
I'm both already

>>212391966
she is categorically and in the literal sense of the word, mid

Mmm boy are you fat

>>212392008
penis

>>212392024
Does that matter to you? When leave this life for the next, do you think it will matter what legacy you've left behind?

Any ofcom man in?
How's the 4chan investigation going?

rosie jones could get it after 7 or 8 pints

>>212392000
The Trojans were a Phoenician (Semitic) people thoughbeit

>>212392027
If you're stupid enough to be influenced by this then you deserve whatever you get

>>212392033
Rounders is a girls sport.

>>212392040
Er no

>>212392033
rounders is a kids game mate

Send me the fatties

doing a little read https://jurnal.ahmar.id/index.php/daengku/article/view/1059/696

What mental illnesses do you have lads

>>212391997
that doesnt make any sense at all

>>212392033
>UK
It's like a shit version of cricket
>Europe
No idea

>>212392061
turns out there's still dragonslayers living in Britain!

Diogo Jota's legacy is important to him right now

>>212391832
>boomers
>having gratitude
lol, lmao even

>>212392063
ok and?

>>212392063
as are modern italians

>>212392061
The page 3 model or the spastic?

It was real. All of it.

>>212392027
this looks like some kind of propaganda to make people afraid of trannies that's probably why

>>212392024
who cares

Rabbi WaIsh

Spotted on BBC News

>>212392063
not relevant, the romans believed they were founded by trojans
which in fact makes the meme make even more sense in the context of the show

>>212392092
Yes it does
I beg your pardon is used an exclamation to convey surprise or shock
It's completely different to saying pardon if you haven't heard something

semitic doesnt mean jewish

>>212392120
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

hope my heroin arrives in the post today, but that's a bit optimistic

POO MAN I

>>212392052
maybe if you weren't such an autistic retard you could actually read the words that were said and not latch onto the word "Legacy" and apply all your own connotations to it like i'm wishing i was alexander the great or some shit. you fucking imbecile.

>>212392120
she pinches her nipples the same way I do

>>212392121
Mad how everyone has forgotten about it

>>212392158
done him

Is Madame Web really an unwatchable film? It has Sydney Sweeney and Isabella Moner in it and I want to edge myself through it.

umamusume is fun :D

>>212392120
Brownoid who wants to shit out even more brownoids
Extra thick condom with this cum stealer

>>212392063
I thought they were Hittites/Turks

>>212392170
CWLTSHC

>>212392000
>Brut sett Londen ston

Got no mates

>>212392140
pardon is just a shortened version of i beg your pardon. it's even less formal

>>212392151
give me a little bit so that I may smoke it

If it wasn't for lockdown, I'd still be stuck in an office every single day. Overall it was a net positive.

>>212392165
>>212392121
source?

think the bossman at my local 'ki shop feels sorry for me being the only white customer he has as he tries to talk to me every time I'm in there
could just be schizo headcannon though

>>212392101
Jotacons everywhere

safe to say pop is in good hands

>>212392140
this is awfully stupid

>>212392158
Didn't read a word of this

>>212392191
No they're used in different contexts, one as indignation the other as a request for the speaker to repeat what they've said
Only the first is considered good English

>>212392197
>smoking heroin
that's like getting a blowjob with a condom on, don't bother unless you're going to do the real thing (injecting)

>>212392223
can only name 2 of these people

>>212392238
you read every last word you egotistical little fruit

>>212392169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ind-C_DoI

He’s not patriotic he didn’t pledge the flag

going to play my extremely niche autistic video game that only 100s of people on steam play and that I have 1000s of hours on

Saw "Erimentha Parker's To Do List II - The Return of the Fucking Bitch" at the theatre.

left a legacy in the toilet this morning

>>212392253
its for paedos isn't it

Saw "Madame Web" at the theater. Person in front was crying.

>>212392253
fortnite? get them victory royales bro

>>212392223
I'd fuck 3, 5 and also 6 if she took her makeup off

>>212392231
I haven't heard any Americans saying pardon, only Brits

>>212392243
don't be so ridiculous

>>212392169
I saw some webms of it when it came out and it looked positively retarded but your post suggests you're some kind of coombrained subhuman so it's possible you'd derive some enjoyment from it

>>212392240
i disagree but this discussion is boring me

Mad how things can go from
'This could be really bad. We should probably try to head it off'
to
'Asking nicely isn't working, what can we do about this before it's too late?'
to
'Well, it's too fucking late. I guess we let them eat cake.'
and it's always the messenger's fault.

>>212392170
How do people who have shelves filled with figurines cope with all the dust build-up?

>>212392248
cor cor COR
need her to do a joi

Mental how much I'm farting today

Takeaways from her latest vlog.

1. Take a shot for every time she says "of course". You'll be under the table within a few minutes.
2. Another ad. Not mentioned in her title, just small, in the description.
3. The claw is back, full force.
4. Skipping and twirling in the rain, looking like a soaked rat. How romantic.
5. Ruined her copy of Peerayneezee from getting it water-logged. Oxford Graduate. Can't even respect a book.
6. The forced smile is back. What could have been a nice vlog was more of a soaking wet disaster.
7. Far too over-expressive of the birds singing. I hear more in my backyard than I did there.
8. And talking about sound....her editing is horrible, though that is no surprise. Half the time I could not hear what she was mumbling.
9. More anxiety, needing to run away from the "crowd" in town, of approximately two people. Then hid in the room for the day. So bizarre.
10. Copying Noa's style of journaling.
11. Over-expressive about the fact that, oh my God, there are hills and trees in the Lake District! Whatever shall we do with ourselves??
12. Still walking with her stiff arms by her side, like she is in a straight jacket, which is where she should be.
13. Complains again that there are actual tourists at Hilltop and it is busy for a Saturday. Yes, Ruby, there are other people who are going to tour historic homes and museums. You are not entitled to have the place to yourself for the day. Go back to your hovel of a bedroom.

dtfic <3

no idea how to go about lying about work experience
could just lie that i worked for dadberg but i think he wouldn't play along

>>212392284
I beg your pardon?

I’ve got a banana for you to slap

>>212392277
well I'm certain you haven't heard very much of anything at all in your short life so I'm not surprised

>>212392253
What game?

Get the peng gay porn posted

>>212392253
bet its fucking shit

>>212392128
poobalmlad's place of business

>>212392303
Could we soon expect a second adventure of Erimentha Parker? Erimentha and the mystery of the agents which all disappeared?

>diet and exercise all week
>unshakeable urge to booze and eat shit all weekend
every week

Brown girls fart but white girls don't

>>212392307
Keep up the melty boy you've only got two weeks left until the site's closed to Brits

>>212392335
bacon monster

>>212392316
>>212392271
>>212392267
>>212392330
prefer not to say
it's not a highish IQ strategy game or anything but it's still very male-oriented. I doubt a single female has ever played it

>>212392311
did you not understand, or are you just shocked?

>>212392339
>eat shit all weekend
do you have recent german ancestry

>>212392341
that's because brown princesses are all lactose intolerant

Erimentha Parker and the Receding Hairline

>>212392313
Americans would say what, which is correct

will be ordering the ubereats fruit salad today or as it's officially titled "fresh seasonal fruit"

I'm laughing so hard at the screen behind her, advertising her channel and with all the horrible and childish facial grimaces as thumbnails!

They are 100% othering her so hard at this event.
I actually feel bad for her, being treated like a cute pet among warmly smiling researchers who are enjoying this moment of entertainment from, in their eyes, some kid from the Internet. She’s clearly not picking up a single social cue from this audience.

>>212392359
fuck off just tell us you gimp

>>212392359
Just fucking tell us you cunt

>>212392063
They were Anatolian.

>>212392360
That went right over your head didn't it

>>212392369
ah I see that you're trolling
anyway americans are more often likely to say "pardon me" rather than just "pardon" on its own

afraid ruby granger will die a virgin

writing a song about mental health

>>212392372
I don't understand people that follow people online for drama and talk about them constantly, get a fucking life, who cares?

>>212392369
but americans also do sometimes say "I beg your pardon"
you haven't heard any american say it because of your general lack of experience

>>212392380
>>212392387
How much ruder will you be if I tell you? Mental really.

can hear neighbourberg shagging and it's getting me aroused. it's not fair

>>212392430
black man is it

>>212392410
it's just ego stroking, it makes them feel superior
it's very sad to see thoughever

Porn of Ruby Granger

I doubt there's any fate worse than being an average brown/black/asian woman in the West and having to be surrounded by huwyhite women who look like angels

>>212392430
can hear next door neighbour going at it with her vibrator 3 or 4 nights a week

>>212392410
autism is a scary disease

I saw in her bio she’s no longer represented by Curtis books wonder what’s happened there

>>212392459
could always rape them

quentimmy jealous of ruby's tattle life

>>212392451
>come across some bloke's food channel
>travels the world and goes to places to try different food
>he's popular, entertaining enough
>discover he has subreddits dedicated to talking about him every day, about how they hate him, his love life, and any drama
It's bizarre, I really don't understand it.

>>212392482
how would that work?

>>212392469
can tell your age by this post you know

>>212392459
She's pretty but doesn't do that much for me desu

>>212392424
I beg your pardon is used in indignation when someone has offended you. That use of it is perfectly correct.
It's using it instead of what or sorry that's incorrect. And Americans never use it in this way.

>>212392497
are you asking how rape works

Brace yourselves, Nyord V.P. Anne has cashed out for a 45-minute video of Roobee staying in a castle and feeling like a book character (Erimentha? Lottie? Panelopy Pappermint? we may never know).

Oh, she has already given another crazy name to this one. The minute she mentioned she was going to play "pretend", I left. No thank you, childish woman. Freaking grow up. She is getting weirder and more eccentric with every passing day. Her co-workers must be rolling their eyes.

>>212392462
do you get a stiffy

>>212392483
schizo

The Ruby Granger lore of lies:
She was bullied for being too smart and bookish, but beat the bullies by embracing her individuality and succeeding at life.

While the whole school was bullying her or ostracising her for being too smart and special, they were simultaneously begging for her to share her secrets to getting good grades so they could be as clever as her.

Learning is her life's joy; studying never feels like work and she's never happier than when she has a book to read and something new to learn.

She was accomplishing more at TWALVE than anyone else does in their entire lives.

She invented the concept of study videos on YouTube, in much the same way that Jack Edwards invented BookTube.

Oxford was her dream school, but she was cruelly and unfairly rejected, then after years of hard work and perseverance in the face of adversity, she proved the Oxford admissions bullies wrong, earned her place and thrived there.

She's an introvert who loves her own company.

Through a shared love of learning, she made several close, life-long friends who she treasures dearly: Jade Bowler, Jack Edwards, Holly Gabrielle and Eve Cornwell.

She's burdened with immense creative talent and has been captivated by filmaking since childhood.

She founded her own business and single-handedly made it a huge success.

She's always loved tea and the universe gifted her the opportunity to work with her favourite tea company.

None of it's true, but she's too greedy to give up the sponsor money and too desperately reliant on the unearned external validation from people believing her fake 'myost prodocktive garl hyoo avver lived' Hermione bullshit to tell the truth.

>>212392459
Isn't that that Eva Vanderbrokenwhatever

>>212392462
cor
can you hear her orgasm?

>>212392459
She has a bulbous alien head
Looks slightly unhinged. I believe she married a wop, too

>>212392533
Nobody cares

>>212391627 (OP)
KAYLEIGH! IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY I'M SORRY?
AND KAYLEIGH CAN WE GET IT BACK TOGETHER...AGAIN??!

nigga name is keir

>>212392547
no she doesnt you autistic freak

>>212392531
yes he is

POOby Granger

>>212392562
roar

*enters*

>>212392405
Gotta remember to take my pills
Cock shit cunt fuck piss

>>212392502
what is it?

>>212392485
I've just explained it to you it's quite simple
it's a bit like what you're doing right now, feigning confusion in order to feel better than others
and a bit like what I'm doing by feeling that I've figured it out and I'm above it all
and I suppose you and I are a bit better objectively for our lack of hate and malice which the gossipers douse themselves in everyday
but we have still not made it completely, we are still caught in the web

>>212392574
smells

meltdown

>>212392624
dicks are grim

Corbyn and Zahra Sultana have announced they will form a new populist, leftist, socialist party and will be the co-leaders.
The party will be formally announced tomorrow. 4 independent MPs are set to join and up to 11 Labour MPs are in talks to defect.
It's over for Blairite neoliberalism. Marxism is back.
They will demolish Labour like how Reform demolished the Tories.

>>212392624
UM

>>212392618
twenty two

urm... f1nn5ter can you... put on some pants? please?

did the incel post a tranny
will he get banned
will he do this a million times

>>212392624
um

>>212392208
So... what did he think?

>>212392624
gay if you wouldn't

Next door to me they converted the house into a children's home for teenagers. it lasted about three years and then it was sold again to normal people.
well during that time, a delinquent teenage girl had a bedroom on the second floor overlooking the garden. From my open bathroom window I could see inside her room and see her bed when she had her window open which was 24/7
I used to watch her masturbating on the bed with a hairbrush. Her head was where the window was so she couldn't see that I was looking. I could see her whole naked body laid out on the bed and hear her subtle groans.

>>212392624
strange looking tuppence

>>212392639
>Zahra Sultana
What is this, the Sultanate of Women? OHHH!

>>212392648
yh
no
yh

>>212392648
they never get banned
but one innocent little pony? you're outta here!

>>212392514
well you're objectively wrong you silly fool and you don't even speak properly yourself so fuck off

>>212392641
lucky guess

>>212392620
I am better than those sad cunts and as are you

can we fucking ban the stupid "um" spammers?
/brit/ quality would go up since they're obviously the ones posting the tranny porn and cuck pastas to begin with

kayleigh is the epitome of fit

>>212392657
Mate, what

>>212392424
>I beg your pardon
It's a very aspirational middle class phrase, like serviette or couch. The poshest people I know (actual aristocrats) tend to say what or sorry.

>>212392663
YOGA FLAME!

>>212392639
I wonder how this will play out for Reform. You'd assume it would increase their lead over Labour even further, but ij politics things never seem to pan out how you might expect

takeaway cuck pasta

I dont understand why people confuse , hyperborea and agartha. Hyperborea is a missing land in the north, inhabited by the aryan race which had migrated to the european sub continents and later iran and north india. Agartha is inhabited by an alien species, which are white and look like us. Hyperborea is actually to be said, to have a leader called Heinrich Himmler. Whos soul had died in the end of WW2. But his spirit is part of hyperborea and always fighting for the aryan race.

>>212392657
you've been taking a creative writing course haven't you

dtfic is a brony? explains his raging mental illness and hyperfixation

someone's hogging the british proxies to post cp my life is so fcuekd up

>>212392682
get the umposters gagged and locked up

i can see why they call this the real dogshit hours of brit

>>212392657
based voyeur

>>212392725
Only the incels are posting now
Game over shaggerboi

>>212392682
baffling that this is what you want banned out of all of the shite spammed on /brit/

>>212392663
stop posting my aris

Rorke, you're fired

>>212392639
It's the pro Palestine muslim party everyone was expecting.
Mad how future elections are going to be entirely based on race between Reform (white) and Independent Alliance (brown)

>>212392713
Men who believe this bollocks are no different to those women that larp as witches.

>>212392722
um yes please

>>212392747
do something about it

>>212392766
I'm white and I'd support the latter

>>212392772
I'm not sure they truly believe it at all, they're just childish adult men who enjoy indulging in the fantasy and get frustrated when people don't indulge them. Suppose it's ultimately the same though innit

>>212392713
and where did the cronem come from before taking residence in the gherkin?

corrr, deliveroo man just been

aff tae bed

Starmer quaking in his boots, piss running down his leg

>>212392830
more funny the 2457th time

its a great reaction image lets be honest

>>212392663
>>212392834
would love to sneak up on her and scream in her ear as loud as i can

>>212392557
by the way didn't i break your heart
please excuse me i never meant to break your heart

/brit/ is horny again :/

>>212392688
I just described it. What else do you want to know?
The council or social services used the house as a home for teenage delinquents. It was actually bad because they shouted and made a lot of noise. Luckily it didn't last too long.
I used to stand on my bath and look out through the small window where I had a perfect view of her inside her bedroom. Always at the same time every evening. Her bedroom had a bright lit with no lampshade and her window was always open. It was one of those older window that you lifted up. The curtains were always open and there were no net curtains.
This was between 2009 and 2012. I don't recall how long she stayed in the room but it must have been a while, I'd say at least 9 months to a year. I enjoyed wanking to her each day.

>>212392371
since when does kosovo have its own flag? thought you niggas were still under the jackboot of serb tyranny

>>212392870
When are we not?

I tried to learn PYTHON but it just didn’t click in my head which is a shame because my iq is 115

got my willy stuck up my bum

might have a wank to madame web

sir madame web

>>212392871
You are a fucking nutter

By the way when I say a home for teenage delinquents, they were presumably at that awkward age when they're too old to be fostered. So 16 plus.

>>212392927
gorgeous women xx

>>212392927
sucking right off while left shags me

>>212392889
yeah you need at least 125 iq to figure out python
ah well, better luck on your next genetic dice roll

KOSOVO JE SRBIJA

I am very sexy and intelligent and spiritually advanced hail me as your new leader

>>212392395
no, that went right over YOUR head

>>212392913
Anyone would have done the same thing in these circumstances. I could see her from my bathroom window. It's not like I went creeping around outside looking through random people's windows.

>>212392953
You’re mocking me

>>212392766
IA will win every time because they'll get 100% of the muslim vote and reform will pander so hard to muslims whites won't bother to vote at all

Emma Watson left a nugget in the toilet bowl.

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GrSPUAj4E

>>212392459
no woman suffers nearly as much as an ugly man

just found a willy in my arse

>>212392981
yeah actually, pajeets are all coders and their average IQ is like 85

very proud of this award in my trophy case

The opportunity presented itself and I took advantage of it.
I sometimes wished I could see her in the street and tell her what I was seeing and if she wanted me to satisfy her instead of her hairbrush.

>>212392716
Mental how badly I mindraped you lmfao

>>212392878
It's just a proxy/VPS server I'm renting. I've seen the flag a few times on /int/ and /sp/ but you're right it didn't exist until a few years ago.

grangle

time for a Pretending Stella Violet Is Daisy Ridley wank

>>212393014
So even the pajeets are smarter than me great

>>212393038
never seen it before until today and i've been around the 'chon for ages

>It's just a proxy/VPS server I'm renting.
What a fucking loser lmfao

time for my mid life crisis motorbike

>>212393051
lad if you do it enough you'll become familiar with it don't be disheartened so easily

>>212393068
I use it for loads of other stuff too :)

Shit was different in the early 00s. There were Victorian-era public toilets that were open located in the middle of busy junctions. Smoking carriages on trains. A lot more visible prostitution.

imagine paying for a vpn when you could just be a gay bastard for free

made the awful mistake of bleaching my hair yesterday
wasn't drunk, just sleep deprived, which might as well be drunk as far as impairing judgment goes. going to have to dye it back to normal before my toil shift later today

time for tubby byebyes

peek inside the twisted mind of 190 cm master race

ive been banned for joking being on a vpn yet this poster goes on free what's up with that

get it made

>>212392889
Actually baffled how people can be bad at programming. It's practically just like reading and writing English.

>>212391657
>>212391657
>>212391657
reduce. reuse. recycle.

>>212393137
no, nobody make the new

>>212391657
>>212391657
>>212391657

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>>212393095
they made some old public bogs in newcastle into a bar