Thread 212391657

katzen ausgabe

Here we are
The lads

poo smells lmao

>>212391657 (OP)
um
hi

here I am, in /brit/ made by brits for brits, death to jf threads

jerk chicken too spicy for lil heathertimmy

Boomer haters are bitter, self-centred and ungrateful shits. They all deserve the rope

don't mind jf threads but this one had a cat themed edish so I posted here

>>212391748
kys boomer

don’t poo in my hat.

>>212391657 (OP)
Gute Ausgabe

>>212391700
Gute Flagge

>>212391735
Rabbley Walsh

Been getting some epic dubs on rocket league

Rabbi Walsh

This should have been the thread

Corbyn and Zahra Sultana have announced they will form a new populist leftist socialist party and will be the co-leaders.
The party will be formally announced tomorrow. 4 independent MPs are set to join and up to 11 Labour MPs are in talks to defect.
It's over for Blairite neoliberalism. The Marxist response to Reform UK has arrived.

The lovely Asian fanny. Dive in, folks!

mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!

I wonder if the once common name Adolf will ever regain popularity

real new
>>212393149
>>212393149
>>212393149
>>212393149

>>212393191
fuck off

bridishers be like OI GUVNAH ITS 82 DEGREES OUT AND IM SWEATIN ME BOLLOCKS OFF INNIT

news are like buses

>>212393149
look at this fag making a flower new LOL

>>212393199
oh now you've done it

>>212393191
>a yank thread
behave

>>212393160
Timmy post
>>212393193
Timmy thinks he's in with a chance despite never having dated a woman in his home country the UK

credits will do fine
nooo they wooont

muhva naycha really takin tha piss mate

>>212393221
Nothing wrong with flowers

>>>212393160 #
>Timmy post
>>>212393193 #
>Timmy thinks he's in with a chance despite never having dated a woman in his home country the UK

>>212393221
Think you'd better leave mate

if you've ever wondered why /brit/ is so gay, it's because they're a nation of wine drinkers
it all makes sense now

>>212391748
Boomers lived through the most financially-easy times in human history and they still feel the need to scrounge off current taxpayers. The generations before them had to live through wars and knew what real hardship was. Boomers haven't done anything of worth.

>>212393293
x

Americans take the piss out of Brits for pronouncing bottle as boh-ul, but then they pronounce it bah-dul with a freaking d sound

>>212393301
drinking wine is gayer than sucking a dick

wtf bongbros

>>212393293
This is incredibly depressing when you realize if it were a good looking lad instead it would be completely normal. And people will say looks aren't everything.

>>212393301
This is a lie, Britain drinks beer

>>212393337
>brazil

>>212393339
well they aren't
he should be aware of how ugly he is and how badly that would come off
it's one thing to be ugly and another to be some deluded freak

>>212393357
manly af

What's wrong with being gay exactly?

>>212393357
based

>>212391657 (OP)
I went to 3 job interviews this week and completed the third one today. Man they are so depressing

>>212393331
well yeah of course they do, americans are pre-programmed to react to minor cultural differences with disgust rather than curiosity

Typical in your country?

>>212393372
well you're canadian being gay is in your default settings so of course you don't see a problem

>>212393331
I say boddle

I used to get panic attacks during interviews
Had to stop for like a year before I started doing them again

>>212393339
I reckon that’d still be a bit of a freakish post even from a handsome young man

Had gonorrhoea once, me

>>212393408
Where did you find the Ds?

the indian of the americas is chatting shit

>>212393331
ktim

If I was a rich girl
See, I'd have all the money in the world
If I was a wealthy girl

Six sprays of Boucheron under the foreskin, to get rid of the smell of Skips you see.

>>212393391
t. cuck tranny spammer proxy incel

>>212393362
>implying good looking lads even think about this either
And this is why ugly people tend to be academic, because they have to input more thought and awareness into everything

>>212393372
>What's wrong with being gay exactly?
other than the high chance of getting STDs and other types of infections throughout the GI tract and other sensitive areas of the body and getting things like rectal prolapse and such nothings wrong with it.

>>212393385
what is the reason many britishers do the same? something other than programming?

>>212393414
told you to have a drink, mug

>>212393372
Putting your willy in a pooey hole is weird. Granted, there are plenty of straight people who have anal sex too. But gays make their entire identity revolve around their enjoyment of anal sex.

>>212393372
Poo smells, HIV, significantly higher rate of child sexual abuse per capita, can’t breed, etc

>>212393427
kek that works, I just isopropyl alcohol 70% and the smell's gone in a flash

i like when americans say they saw something on tEEvee it's really cute

>>212393415
Nah if good looking Deano posted that to his snap story it would come off as a bit of cringe banter at worst not something worthy of total mocking and social humiliation

>>212393386
in my country the whole family gets in on the fun of smoking crack

>>212393436
>>212393440
>>212393448
You can be gay and not engage in anal penetration or promiscuity or child abuse

>>212393439
lol are you the same cunt who gave me this advice before?
nah the course I went on is better. Now I just live in spite of the anxiety and it doesn't bother me as much. No alcohol needed although I do avoid caffeine now

>>212393438
Brits only react with disgust to genuinely disgusting things, like school shootings and unnecessary circumcision. Otherwise we're quite fond of American stereotypes.

>>212393339
the halo effect and its counterpart are the only actual form of prejudice and discrimination still alive in the west

I never wanted to put my dick inside a girl's anus instead of her pussy. It's so weird, gross and gay

Does /brit/ respect Sir Tucker Carlson

>>212393423
in america if you enunciate the t's in the middle or at the end of words people perceive it as sounding as though you are angry or irritated or losing patience or sometimes it might be heard as condescending, but usually some sort of anger or irritation
so people mostly avoid it

Going to give PYTHON another try I think.

>>212393491
And you just have this saved, yeah?

>>212393491
posting that is extremely heterosexual behaviour

>>212393357
>>212393370
Initially I wondered why someone would drink petrol but then I remembered that Brazil widely uses ethanol fuel, which makes more sense

>>212393490
I think you've failed to understand my question

>>212393517
> Going to give PYTHON another try I think.

if you say this with a lisp it sounds like you're trying to get pissed on

hinge, tinder, or bumble - which is /brit/s choice?

just mad that

RIP

>>212393496
How's he a sir

Mad how there are people in Britain who are poor and when it's boiling all they can do is stick on a fan lmao. I have climate regulation systems in place.

>>212393499
Yeah, I can hear americans saying wa-tuur when they're irritated

>>212393517
More of a TypeScript man myself

>>212393496
he's smart, but he talks in the same cadence for every sentence and its a little grating

>>212393544
28 years old... just a fuckin kid

>>212393474
That’s kind of a funny ontological question. Can one validly maintain a group identity without participating in the behaviours that define the group, or is it just a LARP at that point? Can you identify as whatever you want, or do you actually need to do certain things to qualify?

>>212393474
I imagine most people don't have a problem with the concept of homosexual relationships. After all, lesbians don't receive the same amount of hate. Although unfortunately for normal gay people, all the weirdos seem to have the loudest voice and they get the whole group tarred with the same brush.

>>212393544
ugly twat

>>212393498
the look of a woman whose bf just ditched her for a new bird

not all gay men engage in sodomy, some are content with frottage

>>212393331
>wudder
>meer
>leezure
>dahta
>booey
>nitch
>twot
they're functionally retarded, don't take anything they say about our pronounciations seriously

>>212393536
I think you'll find that I actually have answered your question.

>>212393544
mad how he had literally the perfect life
>multi-millionaire with generational wealth
>three kids
>just married
>still very young
>highly successful in his field/career
Grim. Will be interesting to know more of the details about the crash though

yanks be like: eyyy I'm, like, totally walking here y'all?

>>212393544
Yeah mad that a young man who had it all loving wife, kids, money fame and talent decides to go out and drive 140mph and kill himself and his brother. What a smart guy

>>212393597
American English is influenced by German and Dutch

>>212393614
Looks like a tarqessa

charli looks like one of those girlies who'd give you the beer flavored tongue kiss of your life

People who drive dangerously don't deserve to live.

>>212393589
seems like the least pleasureable thing ever, like rubbing your cock on somebodys arm

>>212393608
yanks be like hi how are you

Furries are able to keep their sexual activities to themselves without feeling the need to broadcast it to absolutely everyone. Why can't gays do the same?

>>212393614
Looks familiar. Who is she?

>>212393544
form an athropological point of view, what is gained by liking and commenting on the posts of a dead person?

>>212393603
died at his peak, it would have been all downhill from here

People who live dangerously don't deserve to drive.

>>212393570
Homosexuality is self explanatory

>>212393574
Indeed

I have air con

>>212393643
speed camera should have automated gun turrets that fire missiles at any car doing more than 10 over the limit

A lawyer harassed her estranged husband and had him arrested after he began a relationship with a younger woman.

Susilla Mercer, 44, posted vitriolic messages on social media about Gerard Flynn’s South American girlfriend, calling her “flat-chested, scruffy and trampy”, adding: “Penthouse to s---house does not even cut it.”

Mercer made unfounded allegations of assault against her husband, which resulted in him being arrested and questioned by police, a court heard.

When he was released without charge, Mercer messaged him saying: “I am sorry I got you arrested but I did not want to spend £200 to £300 an hour on a watertight divorce.

“The copper then took it out of my hands and I spent the time with two barristers trying to get you out to make sure that the CPS did not take it further.”

She denied the harassment of 42-year-old Mr Flynn and the racially aggravated harassment of Shelina Kurz, who is in her 30s.

>>212393651
why can't straights

>>212393597
>pronounciations
oh deary me

Any biglumpyhead man in?

uh oh heathertranny melty

>>212393651
Not really true though is it

>>212393651
>Furries are able to keep their sexual activities to themselves without feeling the need to broadcast it to absolutely everyone.
are they?

>>212393601
no I think you're a sad foolish miserable little troll and thus any interaction with you is pointless

>>212393681
>Flynn
>brown wife
>violent
Textbook Irish diaspora

>>212393673
To even have this saved on your computer shows you aren’t straight. A straight man would not do that

>>212393685
This

Hypersexualization of society was a mistake

Don't drive Italian made cars

>>212393645
<3

>>212393651
>Furries are able to keep their sexual activities to themselves without feeling the need to broadcast it to absolutely everyone.

>>212393731
why havent they told him to ditch the butch lesbian haircut?

>>212393731
Whites at the back please guys, to the back!

>>212393754
that’s a good point. how do these lads find such degenerate gay porn in such rapid time?

>>212393783
What hairstyle would you recommended?

>>212393750
keep going boy you're almost at 4000

how long did it take you to figure out you don't have to save an image or video in order to post it here?

>>212393762
buy during the dip

>>212393491
me trying to start my lawnmowers

Every time I open /brit/ this Canadian is posting about heathernonce

heard an american woman saying bye to someone by saying 'pleasure to meet you'
they're so polite!

yanks be like sure but i gotta drop my brother off at work first

>these few gay perverts represent the entire sexuality

lmao

I can understand innocent bumsex but that is just gruesome

>>212393810
It writes itself
I don't make the news

>>212393737
wasn't though was it
you actually think that's the correct word

>>212393823
yes that’s dtfic, he’s been at it for at least a couple of years now

>>212393823
curious isn't it
downright peculiar

>>212393808
a jimmy darmody
going bald
a buzz cut

>>212393831
>few gay perverts
nobodys falling for this lie anymore your poof freak. you showed the world what you really are, and the myth of the wholesome gay couple is gone

french people be like oeueuh

>>212393718
>>212393775
>>212393802
Never encountered a single furry that has openly expressed their activities IRL. If you didn't encounter their communities on the internet then you'd probably never realise they exist. Can't say the same for gays.

>>212393831
there is no such thing as “sexuality”
there is straight vaginal sex then there are ferishes and perversions

>>212393841
I'll be there... Will YOU?

>>212393814
explain

>>212393845
bizarre cope

Genuinely, if you clean your arse we'll and dint eat for 2 or 3 days then gay sex is totally fine. Super hot etc. But whatever the fuck they're doing with their backside is just terrible.

>>212393863
>>212393878
thanks for the (You)'s rorke(s)

>>212393860
He should start dressing like the Peaky Blinders too

french man outside going oeueuh oeueuh oeueuh

he's not finished
he's found more brown pussy

>>212393896
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212393877
back in like 2008/early 2010's a load of furries would go around in fursuits "touring" walmart and stuff and getting kids to come up to them

>>212393908
She's fit, let's be honest

french man hearing a joke and being like "hon hon hon"

>>212393908
Just a pakiboo really, isnt he
Very odd little man

>>212393887
you can copy and paste it into the field
he's coping because he still has to know exactly where to get links to his disgusting gay porn at a moments notice

might just quit my job and go live in Thailand for a year, live like a king for a grand a month. Recharge my batteries, then come back and make bare money

yank man outside going how are you i'm fine thanks

>>212393908
we're turning into weimar republic with a dysfunctional parliament

Would

>>212393491
16 minutes ago
jannys really lacking today

>Zara Sultana

What’s next, Primark Raisin? Topshop Prune?

reckon mumberg may be seriously depressed
she seems almost incapable of being happy

>>212393954
kahteem

>>212393950
Lol

>she seems almost incapable of being happy
ktim except I'm not a mother

Would get in there corrrbs

>>212393950
haha classic banter

>>212393950
i prefer maisie raisin and paul prune

test

Rorke gets a hard on comparing the West to the Weimar Republic. Really flexing the only knowledge of GCSE history his chud brain managed to soak up before he failed and drop out to go on the dole.

>>212393877
>Never encountered a single furry that has openly expressed their activities IRL. If you didn't encounter their communities on the internet then you'd probably never realise they exist. Can't say the same for gays.
a guy at my school used to wear a fox tail every day. i touched the tip of it very lightly once in the hallway and he knew i touched it almost like he had sensation in the tail

>>212393954
Look how her son turned out, not surprised she’s depressed

might drop out of GCSE history to go on the dole

https://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26300000/Jimmy-Darmody-boardwalk-empire-26335456-550-366.jpg
another test

For me, it's comparing the current state of the West to the Fall of Rome

>>212393908
and what are his plans for unchecked immigration and the crumbling social fabric of british society?

>>212393985
Well that’s Rorke bodied yet a bloody gain isn’t it

>>212393973
pretty indian ting xx

>>212393972
Hello dear do you like american boys x

>>212393973
Rorke would unironically deport fitties like this

>>212393973
She really is sexy

final test

>>212393908
Is she a raisin mogul

>>212394003
chicken and egg, init. is she depressed because I post here, or do I post here because her depression made her a shit mum? much to think about.

Business idea: get hundreds of rorkes to join the labour/conservative party uncover, get elected as MPs, then simply leave their parties the day after the election and form a rorke government

Bet her minge tastes of sultanas corrr

>>212394013
>>212394040
straight bruh

howling at this mong who can't post images

>>212393928
what fucking field mate?

>>212394013
>>212394040
mate...

stop this nonsense at once

it is literally impossible for an englishman to not shag foreign pussy

>>212393908
Not going to accomplish anything except taking more votes away from Labour, essentially putting the Tories and/or Reform back in power.

gave the deliveroo cyclist a pat on the bum and a kiss on the lips

Jeremy Corbyn loves bleaching brown women. He shagged Diane Abbott in the 80s when she was actually fairly tasty, he’s married to a fit Venezuelan woman.

I bet he got around in his day. Bet he’s had a few Chinese and Arab women as well.

>>212394066
you copy the image and paste it with the reply or quick reply open it should just work unless you're a phone poster

>>212394013
lmao stupid newfag

italians be like ciao

rorke flummoxed

>>212394044
First one “init”

>>212394015
More of them in and an end of br*tish society

arsewank on the cards for anyone?

>>212394085
Seems grim out there

>>212394087
in the long term it'll force labour to move left to recapture the socialist voters

>>212393973
she has poo on her hands

>>212394106
whizznig more like

>>212394101
>fit

Wish I was there would of smacked up the fucking nonce ! Dirty little wrongun’s all need the same treatment should of rang me kel !

>>212394134
screamijgng

is it true wanking makes you immortal

>>212394105
Did you know that “ciao” means “I am your slave”

A rat was spotted at toil today. I kept on bringing up the rat because I wanted to see it and probably mentioned it 3-4 times. Kept getting funny looks because apparently everyone there hates rats, and one of my coworkers half-seriously said "I knew there was something off about you." I also drink a catastrophic number of energy drinks, and this has caught the attention of my coworkers too. I've just realised that I've pretty much become the mousenonce of toil.

>>212394127
not tonight x

might start a gimmick where I try and fail to post an extremely stupid and embarrassing image which doesn't warrant the amount of effort it took to post

>>212394148
Imagine her when she was young though

LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>212393973
racist appropriating our culture

>>212394106
Were people still putting 5.25" disc drives in their PC in 2016? Feels like we moved away from discs before then.

>>212394134
>6 communist literally whos are going to force the government with a 400+ seat majority to move left
lmao leftypol you are absolutely demented you know that right

>>212394137
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henna#Traditions_of_henna_as_body_art

Need a half-jeeta

>>212394199
me when I read a funny /brit/ post

>>212394225
didn't get all of it

>>212394207
Their majority literally just forced them to move left on the issue of disability benefits

>>212394190
What does ch 4 10 00 mean

>>212394207
read your fucking history mate
this is the preliminary to Hitler 2.0

>>212394213
i know it's a traditional thing brown people do i was joking

>>212394134
Labour will never get in power as a truly socialist party. Any attempt to do so will leave them well short since they won't convince the moderates to vote for them too.

I really think you should stop posting things on the internet today

post peng paki pussy

you're all talking about me
you are
aren't you

uh oh stinky melty melty

>>212394225
dont copy me

get a mortgage

Older.
Fatter.
Balder.

>>212394252
We're already socialist country

>>212394232
What does that have to do with six commie independents? Mong.

>>212394243
Good couple aren't they

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-4qRMKuH80

>>212394273
her skin condition creeps me out!

>>212394284
Would need a job for that

>>212393293
I look like this

>>212394284
On 2.2% me until October 2026

>>212394284
Don't understand this desu, will just save up stocks until I can pay most or all of it

>>212394246
She’s a Jew, so the BBC spam doesn’t really work. Open bootyholes for Israel

>>212394297
still together?

I want you lot to know you're by far the biggest freaks on this website

>>212394320
Who's this now

I'm perfectly fine thanks

Got a question for the shaggers among us. The gfberg goes absolutely mental over some simple nipple stimulation, to the point where 2 minutes into it she’s doing that thing where she’s violently shooting her pelvis up (the shaggers know.) Is nipple stimulation really that pleasurable for women or is that just Japanese women?

I'm gay

>>212394313
And miss out on remortgaging?

>>212394327
Another stirling /brit/ achievement
We're all just so chuffed

why does dtfic objectify black men's genitals

watching messi clips on youtube and crying

>>212394341
She's doing that to please you. It's an act.

>>212394333
https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo?si=ajg2j4H0Uk21jsu5&t=313

>>212394343
i support you in your gayness daniel evans

>>212394284
Can't get one because mortgages are based on your salary and houses are priced based on two salaries. The market actively discriminates against incels.

well I like having my nipples pinched personally

>>212394378
um

>>212394284
Will they drop again after bank of england meet in august?

>>212394341
Just certain women

Silverstone
THE BEST WEEKEND ON THE CALENDAR LETSGOOOOOOOO

>>212394341
Different women have different levels of nipple sensitivity. One with especially sensitive nips could have that reaction

>>212394364
howling
(i have also done this)

>>212394373
stop advertising your dirty sex videos here quentin

>>212394378
What about bit

anything up to 97 is ok, but being born in 98 or 99 are cringe. might as well not exist. 00 is npc level

>>212394343
we know

>>212394414
yes
just not too hard

yeah baby i'm the
arse clapper
big willy slapper
short hairy legs i'm a dick kidnapper

>>212394426
I was born in 05 lol

get.
it.
made.

>>212394426
Time for your nap, grandad

>>212394284
>60% LTV
Do they just expect everyone to have £100k+ lying around now?

>>212394426
unc

>>212394426
good post

>>212393149
>>212393149
>>212393149

>>212393149
>>212393149
>>212393149

>>212394444
It's the Telegraph so yes.

>>212394438
thats good

>>212394373
Odd fella

>>212394471
>>212394471
>>212394471
>>212394471
non jf edish

Feeling rather gay today