Summer vibe edition

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BUD BUD
DING DING

>>212394468 (OP)
He looks like a person from the 20th century

>>212395992
When men were men

>>212396064
Why are you ruining my summer vibe

poo

Was picking up the scran (rotisserie chicken and unflavored low fat greek yogurt) in my battyboy short shorts meaty cock bulge on full display and a fittie started chatting me up at the self checkout i looked away and didnt respond

Hamas. Very evil. Very big problem you see. The problem is so bad, this is how bad the problem is. They have a network of tunnels covering all of Gaza. All of it. All 15,000 square feet. Yeah well, I used to exterminate rabbits. I'm very good with this. And let me tell you something, one 8 magnitude earthquake and you'll never have to worry about it anymore. Good luck building a military base under the daycare of innocent civilians, let me tell you. Papa's going nuclear.

Activeee

>>212396981
I've never had anyone chat me up. I'm quite ugly you see.

>>212396989
Activeee

>>212396997
;)

Boogers on the barf pile. Poop on the tampon.

don't know what dubai chocolate is
don't know why every fucking restaurant has something based on it

Anime is made for ugly people because ugly people aren't allowed in attractive people circles in real life so it's the ugly person's way of feeling they're among the attractive people

I want the one with the pigeon more better
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>>212394471
>>212394471

I’ve just done a Dubai choco in my panties :/

charlie why are you forcing a gimmick

>>212396989
happy 4th july m8

>>212397041
If you did that to me irl I would immediately assume you're taking the piss (as you would be because I'm ugly you see)

>>212396984
a lot of horrid lies in this

reminder

Which cities in Europe are still nice and wog free?

>>212397102
SUNDERLAND

>>212397097
bro looks like his dad is one of the boganoffs

>That's cooked
>I'm cooked
>you cooked it

I'd toss up a roman salute for him no hesitation

Why would plastic surgery be genetic

Gents
Your weekend's entertainment

>>212397119
>bro looks like
Fuck off zoomer

>>212397180
albino watching that

>>212397151

Sunberg seems deterred by the aloe vera.

who let bro cook?

the queen is cooked boys

what the helly what the helly

what

>>212397363
stupid smug cunt

no ponies

holly peers' bidet

“Rape? That’s a crime *exaggerated frowny face*”

>>212395851
as if you know enough about anything to make that judgement lmfao

half the kids in melbourne got nonced at childcare omd

can't remember if I wanted earlier

>>212397556
*wanked

>>212397544
how?

phew glad he corrected that had me worried for a second

nth for the holodem

>>212397556
regardless another one won't hurt you so I say go for it

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nth for the holodem

>>212397544
how can this happen I thought only catholics diddled kids

>>212397542
they're on the forefront of superfast trains, care to name any other japanese innovations

>>212397604
Ktim

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>>212397604
beat it dtfic

Sir quentin scobie

capped the kino screenshot

I'm an ugly spastic freak

edibleberg will be striking any moment

>>212397739
ktim!!

Doing the kubrick stare at the mirror until that loudie hits

>>212397739
i'm pretty fit but my bodycount ain't too high xx

>>212397785
I look normal and my bodycount is 2

still don’t know who Quentin Scobie is

Gnarly dude! Somebody went!

https://files.catbox.moe/8ynh5p.webm

>>212397802
Heathermong. He made a joke (cause he can't resist) in his latest video about Katy and the cronem
https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo?si=ZBpQbf09HqIPeGVn&t=315

>>212397802
Used to have a popular youtube channel, went schizo and recently uploaded a new video which referenced Belgian spammers cronemverse and his AI images of the gherkin

>>212397802
He's like Sam Hyde but British and not funny

>>212397828
Is that the only proof of him being heathermong? There must be a few mentally ill people on here

just gave the cute budtender a $10 tip with my number on it

>>212397893
King

Real yank hours.

>>212395992
Saw a twitter thread the other day about why people aged differently back then, the guy was saying it's because we drink 5-10x more water than old timers did. They used to take sips from time to time and get by on beer and coffee and soda and cigarettes.

>>212397917
too late on the east coast

>>212397957
10/10 image, brings a massive smile to my face just looking at it.

The cronem are lurking…

Well, Rorke?

>>212397954
I suspect it's more to do with the attitude towards alcohol and smoking back then. Specifically people drinking like fish and smoking like chimnies.

If people need more water in their body they'll get it. Perhaps not always via a tall glass of water but it doesn't matter where it comes from. I'm not convinced that in the olden days people were walking around all day parched and thirsty, too stupid to drink a non-alcoholic beverage when they felt the need. Also I don't believe that the modern crutch of people carrying around their sippy cup bottles of water everywhere does anything.

>>212397917

>>212398043
There are billions of people today that don't have easy access to clean water. In places like rural India yes theyre thirsty most of the time

>>212398099
Yeah but I thought we were talking about first worlders in the 1900s i.e how film stars from the 50s ands 60s look about forty years old when they're twenty-five. They had clean water then.

No one in particularly concerned about the aging of Indians or Africans drinking pooey parasite well water.

woke up with a headache

>>212398209
Is your sink water drinkable

>>212398099
>There are billions of people today that don't have easy access to clean water.
if they spent more time WORKING than fucking then MAYBE they'd have clean water

>>212397860
>>212397834
>>212397828

Listening to Duran Duran

Am I the only one here who thinks ESLs/thirdies ruin the internet, and that the internet was a better place when it was primarily first worlders?

>>212398299
They do but the notion that anyone who holds an opinion online which you disagree with or dislike must be a brownoid is lazy. I see a lot of people defaulting to calling other people Indian purely because they posted something that person doesn't like.

Fair enough the bobs and vagene comments in pornography comment sections are most likely Indians but I mean elsewhere.

>>212398299
It was yanks
Brits invented the internet
Only for the yanks to shit it up
Tim berners-Lee spinning in his grave

>>212398355
>They do but the notion that anyone who holds an opinion online which you disagree with or dislike must be a brownoid is lazy
I actually agree with you here. In my case, I'm referring to things like low quality shitposts or just poorly worded and structured commentary. Porn websites are a given, but you'll see this on normiecore websites like Youtube and social media platforms.

>>212398413
Americans invented the internet you idiot. Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web, not the internet.

>>212398413
>world wide web is the same as the internet
hahahaha
love it when britshit people are so obnoxiously wrong, you're an absolute fool

>>212398486
>>212398476
Cope and seethe

>>212398550
>seething on July 3rd
you're early

>>212398495

I hate having to eat every day wish there were a pill you could take and get all the calories needed

>>212398606
bro what

>>212398606
Eating food is the 1 great pleasure in life.

>>212398550
>he thinks an event that happened more than 2 decades ago still perturbs us
lmao

Just had a violent seizure

>>212398550
the one coping and seething is you little man

Damn I want to sniff her farts.

>>212398632
especially when it's thoroughly known it was self inflicted

>>212398662
didnt know we were part of israel

>>212398645
>>212398632
>>212398566

>>212396984
should add “imagining oneself as a chinese cartoon character”

>>212398668
>

>Mother shot 7 times in Iowa grocery store

>>212398690
just an ordinary day in yankistan

>>212398677
im steamin

screaming, what a shit film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs6qZt3kVuo

>>212398711
tf is hitler being introduced like a marvel character

>>212398690
she'd have been shot twice as much if she were one of us no-gunz yuropoors

>>212398711
Mental how Hitler and Lenin actually met irl

Odds I stay up
Evens I go to sleep

>>212398852
Off ya go then

Sup crodie

>>212398882
gn rorke

What do black people think of gorillas and chimps do you think?

Been watching this show, feels good to be represented

Do you think you'd be a zionist if you were Jewish? Didn't ask

>>212399027
Would shag

>>212397828
bizarre

So heathermong is some schizo YouTuber then

>>212398042
rorke can't refute this
leftypol's nailed him for good this time

>>212397828
he looks a bit like rami malek

>>212399133
lol ye he doez

Noticing there are no ads on this The Book Club video

tax the rich

wonder how small children feel when they see horror ai like that

>>212399219
If I ever become a parent I'm helicoptering, no phones no internet for them. Traditional TV and yelling parenting.

I am here for the next three hours then gone for good. Get your good posts ready

>>212399261
Where you going?

>>212399261
Where ARE you going?

>>212399274
>>212399305
Probably xitter

1 year and 10 minutes til the whole world is reminded that we handed you the ultimate loss and became our own country :)

>>212399331
you?

Where are you?
AND I'M SO SORRY
Miss u miss u (<3)
We'll wish this never ends, we'll wish this never ends
miss u miss u

HELLO THERE

>>212397828
dont think thats him haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mva31J6qpqM
its out

done went and bought a yoga mat

what's the best film adaptation of sherlock holmes?
i tried watching the series with bendydick thundersnatch but that was dripping in tumblr

>>212399425
You know what those are used for? NO, GUESS! Um, they're used for... shh let me finish... they're used for soundproofing in um... hmm, I just had a thought brb! *turns to friend* is he.. is he actually talking to me? ME? *turns back to you* Ummm.....

>>212399444
discombobulate

i am looksmaxxing

>>212399455
u wot m8?

just bought a nigger off temu

>>212399464
same. might have to get on fin + min

>>212399467

>>212399469
What's his name?

>>212399251
wtf is traditional TV
zoobooks commercials and spongebob?

I hate fucking dogs so fucking much

>>212399503
*makes a series of seemingly random clicking sounds*

>>212399521
*looks at the muslim percentage of russia*
alri muhammed

Good morning to all National Socialists, Fascists, White nationalists and polytheists of /brit/.

>>212399504
Don't know, but you know what I actually miss? CSPAN. Just having CSPAN on in the background, that was nice. Like a fireplace.

The purchase

It's nice knowing CSPAN is there and Roman history is there pretty much any time you want nowadays, used to be you had to go to a library and ask to use one of their TVs and VCRs, you had to get phone-cable headphones, untangle them, get the little brown wires twisted up so they don't pierce your skin

shoving rocks of Himalayan salt in my japs eye and pushing them down with a toothpick

at (Pokemon) level 40 or 45, only rare candy XLs can level the Pokemon (to 50). each XL candy costs 100 Pokemon candies. to go from level 40 to 50 it takes 496 XL candies and 250K stardust (this is also related to the last 10% or so of a Pokemons CP with regular candies and that taking double again to go from 90-100 as it did 0-90

surely I am missing something for this to take 496 XL candies when i reach level 42

>>212399720
What happened to patent posting weekends?

>>212399743
maybe I will start doing it again with the receptors and brain

Doing a cheeky americana spam on the french general

this thread is so slow right now (like from yesterday night to now)

>>212399749
I stopped playing pokemon go btw, I'm focusing my efforts on Pokemon violet currently

>>212399775
need to have Pokemon scarlet/violet to trade a Pokemon to that game (daily) for a free Pokecoins bag which gets you the gimmighoul Pokemon

>>212399798
yh I saw something about that but I deleted the app already

do your time-gated daily best buddy Pokemon hearts to work towards getting like 300 hearts with them, because it is daily/time-gated

How do you even date after you wind up at a solid job and you are out of school?
Just hit on random girls you meet when out and about to see if they are keen?

unless you deleted the app
my Pokemon is ready in 2 months with the passive daily <3s though

>>212399833
don't know
never had a girlfriend me

It's hard to overstate just how gorgeous Aryan women like this are.

>>212399884
Kino
I must move to America
Let me in

>>212399889
Is that the girl from james bond

more like, what Pokemon NOT to use a pinap berry on. so many of them. and the number goes up even when you spam them

>>212399884
wish I lived in the pacific northwest

>>212399917
Yes but also Blue is the Warmest Colour, Death Stranding and more.

>>212399884
I am a Cascadian man and the politics make this region dogshit

>>212399933
Wouldnt want to live anywhere else
>>212399943
Brvther...

>>212399889
I've seen her bare breasts and vulva

>>212399933

>>212399889
I am very attracted to women who have the bags under the eyes

megabants

>>212399933

>>212399933
Ye

The Online Safety Act looms…

Need some pussy to get my head straight

>>212400030

>>212400024
Already here. Can't head to spankbang for a quick wank without a vpn anymore

>>212399933
It looks beautiful but I would be scared of earthquakes

>>212400053
Good.

Pornography should be absolutely and unequivocally banned.

Society would improve tenfold if we could enact this law.

Suckling an ice lolly and kicking my feet up in the air

Abby, I wish I had been strong enough to reciprocate your feelings… My life would’ve been far simpler if I had. Hard to believe it’s been 12 years since then.

>go on date
>put my music on the aux (well bluetooth)
>she started calling me unc
my music taste isnt that old...

>>212399933
lived there and it was shit other than the nature and no sales tax

>>212400053
oh no, if only there were a billion other wank sites that aren't blocked

>>212400111
KTIM but it's been 7 years

>>212400125
10 good albums here

getting blacked

>>212400151
shit book. everyone says dune fell off after after frank died and his son took over but in reality it happened right after the first book.

>>212400136
Also soon to be blocked

>>212400138
7 years is a very short time.

You should try out what it’s like to be a Decade Warrior.

I remember friends, and life events, and women, who played a central role in my life more than 10 years ago.

Abby, and Andrea, and Izzy, and Katja, and Elle-Rose…

Those were my girls, not in actuality but… They meant a lot to me.

>>212400180
not physically possible to block them all, and new ones crop up all the time

>>212400059
You wouldn't happen to drive an uber would you?

wish i were the head psychiatrist at a creepy mental asylum in the 1920s

>>212400258
Looking to abuse the inmates are you?

>>212400178
Ancient image

Got any tips on being racist against desi Muslims.

One's about to be Mayor of NYC.

oasis tonight and nobody gives a shit

>>212400269
aye
would also accept bribes from perverts to come in and fuck catatonic female patients

>>212400294
Same way you’d punish anyone else of their kind.

Don’t let pedophiles live. Crush them beneath your boot.

Followers of the pedo “prophet” Muhammad should be no exception.

Don’t let these “people” ever be under the impression they have any place in a civilised society. You must absolutely ruin them.

Want to go the rest of my life without direct human contact

the website for space jam (1996) is still up

>>212400178
ktim in 27 years

>>212400178
i think about this post every now and then
reckon i'd have easily killed myself years before reaching that point

bleached my hair and then dyed it back to my original colour within 24 hours and now my scalp is drier than an old nun's fanny

>>212400416
Why did you do all that?

>>212400416
is this heroinbruce

I used to love Andrea… I wonder what would’ve happened in the timeline where she became my wife

>>212400428
was curious what i would look like as a blonde, wasn't a fan
>>212400438
alri

>>212400178
kek this is gonna be me

>>212400390
No no, fuck that. Try not to end up alone like him but that there's any pressure at all to stop existing if you're not following all the scripts and getting the right things, that's no good. I don't like that. Loneliness can be reframed and he could be monk maxxing.

suppose I'll just stay up at this point

>>212400464
patriot

>>212400416
just buzz it off
tabula rasa

>>212400475
shaved my head once before and it made me look super racist (i am, but i don't want people knowing that)

good morning infowarriors!

Any other kissless dateless handholdless virgins in here?

I did everything correct in my life, and still no woman ever expressed romantic interest in me.

It makes me physically sick that I’ve known guys who were shorter than me, fatter than me, uglier than me, smellier than me, etc, and yet they got girlfriends and I didn’t.

What exactly did I do so wrong?

>>212400506
Right here brother. Never leave my smelly dungeon though so I think that's where I went wrong

ah we now have an official Islamist political party. that’s nice

Sir Romper Stomper
>>212400500
morning patriot

Pokemon went outside for a 5am jog
Pokemon shame that anon (you) have Pokemon GOne from the game :(

>>212400526
Then you aren’t my brother, are you?

I spent 5 years at university, and I did everything. I accepted every invite, I went to social gatherings and parties constantly, pubs and clubs, I did everything in my power.

Still, no woman ever showed interest in me.

There is something wrong with me. There is no other explanation how things ended up like this.

and based Alex Jones

>>212400527
jezzbollah

>>212400553
Come to USA are ladies will give you a shag

please come to USA and fuck our women

still not ordering McDonalds. I refuse to be poor

>>212400553
did you try working out and generally maintaining a presentable appearance and not being an autist?

>the average wedding costs £23k

surely this is not true?

the torchic (blaziken) that I got at the start of the game with max attack IV is basically maxed out and is one-shotting everything ow
feelsgood

Do you empathize more with peers or with for instance homeless people? It's homeless for me but now I'm thinking what's happening is I'm recognizing homeless people ARE my peers.

>>212400639
same

that is, until the "prestige" where it takes the same amount for the last 10% and then second prestige with the XL candies

which really just supports the theory that I had, that you should throw one Pokeball at each Pokemon you find in the wild, to go for the "first throw" bonus with a curveball for XP

>>212400681
never saw the hype of that film

for Pokeball eco

Brit boys owe me arse sex.

>>212400553
Not a shagger? You're my brother in inceldom SORRY!

im far grimmer than any of you but at least i have the memories of fucking a woman for a year

might take up jiu jitsu

morning lads

wow

It's American Indepenis Day. I'm owed a brit bf.

stopped playing pokemon go when they added a "3" on the end of my username for some reason
always prided myself on using original usernames with no numbers and they just decided to spit in my face, the bastards

>>212400756
Homosetchel?

I'm not human

>>212400766
morning sven

>>212400783
true

might spaff to jav

>>212400783
bet they gave your username to a wog

alri

>>212400856
'ri

its OK about the gyms and red team now. I have figured it out

>>212400553
did you actually try chatting up girls or were you just sitting pretty in the corner waiting for them to throw themselves at you

any armor of God man in

why are all of the corvids malting or something

>>212400902
come with me to wilderness, I'll trim it for free

>>212400937
corr spaff

im still counting it as spainparasite not being here 1 day (morning)
so its like 3:1 rn

>>212400937
toby having an ephedrine wank with his disfigured finger to this

>>212400810
>>212400831
>>212400949
>>212400966
go back to pol
/conversation

>>212400959
He hasn't posted since January mate

wogs, race bait, and the same videos as they posted yesterday. thanks r9k. glad that you are enjoying it here because you had to leave your shithole

FOR THE RED WHITE AND BLUE
ALL THE FUNNY THINGS YOU DO
AMERICA
AMERICA
THIS IS YOU

Why am I so itchy

Arm has been itchy for months

Maybe I have scabies or something

get the yanks on the vpns noticed
the posters back to pol and r9k
the pokemon go gyms conquered
the zigzagoon leveled up

USA is the best

quite hungry because my shit smells like the takeout sandwiches and I stink of shit and the sandwich smell is making me hungry. just trying to focus on not trying to give in to hunger by drinking an energy drink which wont help

>>212401049
women cant be funn-
>>212401041
TRUE

>>212401012
world domination for the girls with daddy issues on antidepressants or SSRIs 90% please

God bless American and more importantly God bless Israel

New poop
>>212401092

do you wish your colleagues happy friday?

>>212401111

>>212401113
I love him

>>212400949
Jesus christ it's comical. The 400 year old brick buildings with chimneystacks, the featureless grey sky and the Zambians wearing black goretex shoving eachother and mobbing in a muddy field.