Japanese can't write for shit.
I can't enjoy anime and manga because they are crap written for 15 year olds.

>OMG, tsukiyoshi miyamoto, you saw the new exchange student, he's so weird hehe.
>OMG, miyamoto musashi, you have been declared as the chosen one of arts new world, the new MMO isekai harem reverse gangbang brawler with knives, your goal is to get the 50 billion fertile wombs of the universe
>OMG, bullshido miyablade, now I have a mission to lick cucas to steal their vital liquid and mix it with my semen, to make summon to the piece of magic crystal, to cause an infinite orgasm to the girl and declare her conquered for the right wing neogalactic empire and her uterus future new age gundam baby factory for the battle against the left wing reptilian empire of george soros
>OMG, tsukiyoshi miyamoto mushashi kensou keshiro, the actions you have done in impregnating 50 billion females with your chosen seed has caused the chaos of the quantum flow of reality to break down and the anti christ of the jehovah's witnesses has entered
>Now you have to fight in a deadly fight of cunnilingus with fellatio, where all the energy of the conquered uterus serves you to recharge your mana points, and thus ejaculate liters and liters of semen to discharge the energy and make a short circuit in the DNA of the evil demon queen
>OMG tsukiyoshi miyamoto, now your semen has purified the queen of gilgamesh, she is now a 5 year old idol oppai loli virgin and you must marry her and impregnate her to fulfill the prophecy
>ONG, tsukihino mushashi, you have triumphed in the universe and now they will all have your children, the world is at peace now.

sounds well written to me

>>212397381 (OP)
you make anime sound a lot cooler than it actually is

comic books are for kids? next you'll tell me mario kart is for kids wtf

>>212397381 (OP)
RJ?

I grew up reading mostly manga as my form of entertainment and so I’m more interested in Japanese storytelling
Last night I watched Late Autumn and the night before I watched Floating Weeds both by Ozu
They don’t have what you’re describing here

>>212397381 (OP)
お前の読んだ本の翻訳者がポンコツなだけなんじゃね

>>212397699
It's not that.

The grandson at comiket who already has a comfy lifestyle and likes to read about le isekai fantasy monster guild, will never understand what is to under heavy fire of artillery under hiroshima.

Or know what is to lie buried in Iwojima with a broken leg, unable to fight, meanwhile all his best friends screamed outside by the american flamethrowers.

Or be afraid to die meanwhile your comrades are doing banzai suicide attacks.

Or be in a ceremony of kamikaze fighters knowing you will die at the next day sinking an american ship.

Read actual Japanese literature then? Start with Soseki.

>>212397769
結局お前が見てるアニメも漫画も文学も全てローカライズされた偽物

>>212397381 (OP)
trvke
could never get into anime because it's all fantasy written by future middle school shooters

>>212397840
私は翻訳の質に文句を言っているのではない。その言葉が意味する真実についてだ。実体験がないのに、人生以上の大冒険を書くことが、アニメや漫画の問題なんだ。実際に戦場で苦労したことがないのに、戦闘中の生死について書こうとすることこそ、私が不満に思っていることなのだ。他のアニメや漫画のストーリーで何度も繰り返されている、本質的には嘘であることを書くための偽りの方法なのだ。しかし、それは偽りの幻想なのだ。嘘なのだ。この文章を読めば、たとえディープルを使っていたとしても、私が何か深刻なこと、本当に重要なことを書いているのだと、些細なことでなく感じることができるだろう。私は本物の本を読んで十分に学んだので、良い物語や質の高い散文に何が必要なのかを理解することができる。

>>212397381 (OP)
true
I've read japs classics and contemporary literature. Even their women write like they don't know how human behaviour works
weird bunch

>>212397938
お前が翻訳された偽物だと気づいていないだけ

>>212397381 (OP)
Played Joe Hisaishi’s Summer while reading all this.
Been living in Japan nearly 15 years, still waiting for my own special anime adventure

>>212397960
I am not complaining about the quality of the translated prose.

I am complaining about the way is just a simulacra of a simulacra of more simulated stories without any resemblance to something that has happened IRL.

The same shit happens in your drawings, is symbol drawing shit, eventually you simply draw what is a pictographic form of a human, not how a human looks IRL.

>>212398005
did you at least score a cute Japanese wife?

Keep in mind these are children's cartoons. They're more popular than western cartoons now because these stories are unironically more interesting.

Still pathetic for a grown man to have serious interest in either of them

>>212398072
tolkien, narnia, hunterberry fin, star wars, harry potter are children literature also.

Tolkien literally complained about this issue that children stories are irrelevant or doesn't matter.

>>212397381 (OP)
>Looks at Japanese literature written for 15 year olds
>This is written for 15 year olds!
>Japanese can't write for shit fr no cap
>Your society literally write shit for teenagers, and you should feel bad for it!
>I will now proceed to read great literature from my culture: "A Ballad of Frozen Shit and Lava" by D.D.R Martinez, it has incest and fire breathing mythical creatures

>>212398305
A better question is why the anime industry doesn't hire professional writers, instead of using the stories of people without writing experience.

Just hire more people from your literature colleges.

>>212398130
In the lord of the rings, Pippin stabs a troll in his genitals literally, and is drenched in sticky smelly troll dick blood. how is that children's media?

>>212397381 (OP)
shut the fuck up, 0n

>>212398328
do you want me to post the gory shit from fairy tales?

children media doesn't mean is sanitized 1940 disney shit.

>>212397381 (OP)
I was replaying the dothack series recently and the overall pacing and writing is bad. So did Tales, Star Ocean and the Mana series. There's no depth to the world or characters.