Thread 212398346

/cum/ - Marriage Story Edition

Canada
United States of America
United Mexican States

Previous: >>212396415

Lol cum like what comes out of my pp when I stroke it xDD

37 is still young

>>212398402
Yes, very good.
Very good, Leopoldo, very good.

>>212398408
You're making fun of me for saying 29 is young fuck you

>>212398420
I would never make fun of a child

im not ashamed to admit i fap to BBC

>fighting over divorce
Do people do that? My ex wife and I didn't fight at all, she never gave me the opportunity to. Just had her bags packed by the time I got home from work, said she was leaving and drove off while I was trying to talk to her

>>212398510
Sad!
>>212398434
Gross!

OOOH SAY, CAN YOU SEE!

>>212398408
Yeah. Only 28 more years until you don't have to work anymore

why the fuck is jason commemorating independence day when he literally still fucking lives with his fucking mom and doesn't have a hot white girl?

imagine going to a 4th of july fair alone with no friends or a hot white girl

I really don’t feel like myself lately. Brain fog, always tired, just kinda disconnected and ‘out of it.’ Shit sucks bros.

>>212400022
happy 4th of july, happy trumpy

I can bring home bacon, I can even cook
And I'll bring your gorilla back
Before you can make a peanut butter and banana sandwich
And fry it too, bad boy

good morning bros

disturbing how everyone is retarded except for me

weather radar says its going to rain all tomorrow but im still going to ride my bicycle to the beach

>>212400131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4XN8dsnBZk

>>212398510
What'd you do?

>>212400131
I used to think this until I realized it's me who is retarded.

>>212400190
WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO?

still cant shuffle the deck with one hand.

why is this place so dead damn

Daily reminder that latinas owe me sex.

>>212398510
In my parents' case the divorce came as the result of several years of vicious arguments about a number of points of contention. They didn't argue about the divorce aside from some court proceedings involving custody of me and my siblings.

>>212399750
>based and CDpilled
I really am not though! I haven't played or bought a CD in years. Everything is on my phone now (I'm a veteran digital pirate).

holy fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0DCU-tlu18

why dont we ever make love anymore

>>212400326
Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love no more?

>>212400326
Your love is boring

your love is my drug

>>212400316
yeah that's about the aural shape of it

I AM DRUGS

>>212400326
let's save this marriage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmq3y42pCgw

Salvador Dali was a proud fascist.

Instapoop

>>212400380
Dalí was based, and a devout Catholic.

I found out eventually that my mom had threatened to leave and take me, only me and not my older siblings, back to the US to live with her parents. She had done this when I was young as two and repeated the threat every couple years until they divorced when I was 11. My life would be completely different if she had. I wonder about that. Growing up in the pacific northwest would have been drastically different than what I experienced in Canada.

>>212400402
do you have much PTSD from living in canada, assuming you're a chinese

>>212400421
slippery slope has proven itself too many times over. shant be fooled again.

>>212400417
>assuming you're a chinese
i'm white. one of the remaining few here now.

remember when people used to talk about chinese people in canada, jeets kind of put a stop to that

https://youtu.be/M2bEzJFVdQ4
i miss steve mcqueen 2bh

>>212400440
remember american sambas? let me enlighten you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4x6yTVYWBA

>>212400440
Chinese people tend to integrate more, and if they don't integrate they at least don't stand out nearly as much. Indians are like the worst possible outcome for an immigrant; they do everything the polar opposite of how it should be done and people just couldn't stand it anymore so everyone is saying shit out loud now. Eventually they'll kvetch to the government and demand some of their own special laws like the tinyhatters.

>>212400440
I miss being able to reply with >t. Zhang to any Canadian flag that I disagreed with. >t. Raj just doesn't have the same ring to it

>>212400440
They were the first to cause real estate price bubbles due to their speculation buying. The controversy back then was that they didn't live in the houses or rent them, just kept them vacant.

gonna tell my moms husband im not afraid of him anymore

Fuckholeburger

>>212400465
now they rent those houses to 20 jeets each, it was all part of the plan

>>212400470
good

time for sleep, or at least unconsciousness. maybe i'll have another awful nightmare about losing my wallet.

>>212400510
>>212400536
nice

WE DO IT FOR THE NOOKIE

AS LONG AS THE SUN CONTINUES TO SHINE
THERE'S A PLACE FOR YOU IN MY HEART
THATSTHEBOTTOMLINE *PUM PUM*

>>212400496
I lost my glasses on Canada Day :(

i'll never be cute :(

i'm tired boss

>>212400580
women are so passe. i do it for the neoliberal world order.

>>212400695
they don't need incel manlets though

tired of women, they only bring trouble

me so horny

>two frowny faces in a row
thread morale is at an all time low it seems

>>212400214
finally someone smart

i could never live in japan because i'm not japanese, it would never work, i can never get the japanese experience of life

>>212400774
Thank goodness I'm an American with European heritage

>>212400772
how can they get away with this

Did jason ever give any additional context on the 19 year old he's trying to fuck?

like psychiatry seems to be 80% of social engineering

>we decide what is normal

those roman mushroom cults were really cookin when they came up with christian aesthetics. truly unmatched after 2000 years.

>>212400821
Man or woman?

>>212400833
Please elaborate

Go to bed

>>212400859
Fuck no!

>>212400804
because people desperately want their problems to be identified as a known issue that is packaged in a single diagnosis with a set of treatments known to help.

so why cant they just glue magnets into the blades of a rotor and the walls and get it to move that way

>>212400859
but tomorrow's a holiday
i don't have work
i can do whatever i want
and i choose to stay up late
because i am a self-determining person
no one can control me
i am my own man
born to live
born to die
one day at a time
one post at a time
you
me
together on /cum/
forever

>>212400882
no free energy

imagine a goonies remake but its called the gooners

so why can't they just give incels and neets state mandated gfs and get them to work that way

imagine a mummy remake but its called the cummy

>>212400933
The Cummy 2: Jason's Revenge

A jewish death cult is running the country and closing hospitals while opening internment centers surrounded by alligators

Why do Netflix and YouTube have shitty little games now?

>>212401001
so little zoomie and little alpha have no reason to leave the app

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON COCK AND BALLS

>>212401018
that does not seem structurally sound. those engineers should have their licenses revoked.

Why the f are so many mormon missionaries here? i thought joseph smith only liked being white and mormons exclusively whites

Momberg got me McDonald's :)

>>212401039
Indogs need Christ in they life

>>212398346 (OP)
Reminded me of this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFe8TBhLeQQ

love this commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3CWJVSDDxU

>>212401039
Run them out of the country or suffer their existence forever

>>212401039
Need me an eternal Mormon wife.

Despite being pretty nothing holiday wise I feel like I have the most nostalgia for 4th of july, I mostly grew up in the same town my dad grew up and none of his high school buddies moved away and they always had a big fire works show at the park and we'd show up early and all hang out and it was like having a huge extended family and everyone was happy

The secret lives of Mormon wives or whatever it’s called
A show about some Mormon swinger sex club
How is that a real show

why arent you setting off fireworks and drinking beer and grilling meat

>>212401104
My dad killed himself

Just blew my weed vape cloud onto a spider on the wall, I wonder if he'll get high haha

>>212401126
yeah he had you as a son jason of course he did

are ai chatbots really that great

>>212401135
I’m not Jason and don’t be rude to others

>>212401138
yea they're pretty good

>>212401126
May he rest in piece

why does everyone here hate jason so much?

>>212401138
For what purpose

my dad had aneurysm and then died

>>212401138
I hate to say it, but I have been using chatgpt every day lately. It's like a search engine that you can ask very specific questions.
definitely double check what it says though, sometimes it gets stuff wrong.

The most expensive art piece ever sold is "Salvator Mundi" by Leonardo da Vinci, which fetched a staggering $450.3 million

How much karmic debt is being run up by the guy running the White House twitter page

i got dat grippy :3

>>212401178
>Leonardo da Vinci
Why exactly is he so famous?
He seems like an interesting guy and all, but what makes his surviving art so valuable?

>>212401187
none

>>212401171
I’m sorry

>>212401104
my gramps owned a hotel on the beach and my family would stay the entire weekend every year but it was sold when he died i sorely miss those times

>>212401157
he is a hateful, repugnant incel freak.

>>212401210
were you the one who gave him an aneurysm, you're sorry for what

>>212401208
Using The Office gifs in any context already add to your karmic debt so that’s just not true

>>212401157
I hate how proud he is to be ignorant and hateful.

>>212401067
a german missionary successfully made lutheran become biggest Christian in indog though

>>212401083
most of them are whites, indogs would get threatened if they messed up with white americans

>>212401101
i hear mormon girls are trad, arent they?

>>212400190
I didn't do anything. She cheated and I tried to do couples counseling like a bitch. The day after the first session (which was a complete joke) I got home from work to that. I can't say I was completely blameless, I definitrly had some tendancies thst pushed her away. But ultimately she just didn't care anymore

>>212401221
damn you must be filthy rich

>>212401157
because hes a tranime fan

>>212401238
They're heretics is what they are.

>>212400396
As most spanish are. The reformation really fucked that place up worse than it already was

>>212401138
I think it really varies a lot, I have tried local models and kobold horde through sillytavern and despite allowing nsfw they're kind of meh and uninspired in writing and the context is limited so it goes off the rails fairly quick, novel ai is good at writing but its bad at 1 on 1 chats since its clearly designed for the narrative mode and it constantly wants to control your dialogue as well, there was one called dungeon ai that was decentish but then the nsfw broke, chatgpt is decentish but you have to feed it a ton of context or it will go off the rails quick too, gemini is the best BUT its super buggy and you have a high chance of just randomly losing a chat and also it doesn't do nsfw also BUT it will do borderline nsfw, I played D&D with it and it let me fuck a prostitute but faded to black after some explicit groping, was surprised how far it went

so basically once someone creates a less buggy, instant response, matching context size, allows nsfw gemini it will be the best one but for some reason no major company is investing in nsfw ai, only 3rd world devs with shit hardware that you could just do yourself at home with the same shit context size

I need a bitch with long pussy lips

>>212401157
he's incredibly contentious and stubborn and also he avatarfags as an anime girl
what's not to hate?

>>212401259
it wasnt a big hotel it was more of a motel like you would see in the 50's

Jason is problematic because he refuses to denounce Adolf Hitler and the horrors of the Third Reich.

>>212401270
i can fix them and make them to be christian

>>212401314
that would be like 5 mil minimum

>>212401294
Why? So you can suck on them? You freak?

>>212401329
he shared ownership with my uncle and a business friend and then the money from that was split 2 ways between my aunt and momberg

me personally? I denounce hitler, I denounce yahweh, I denounce muhammad, I denounce germany as a whole, I denounce all slavic countries including russia AND ukraine

>>212401350
so you're a multi millionaire

>>212401338
Suck play twirl

>>212401369
no

>>212401379
I love that new zealand guy that reviews sea monkey kits

they are so gross looking through

>>212401289
interesting, i'll look into gemini. not too interested in nsfw, just wanted an AI assistant with a bit more flavor, default LLMs come off too sterile and pozzed for me.

Been waking up super late. Haven’t done anything in a week

>>212401399
I owned triops as a kid.

>>212401447
Assuming you're just going to use it like for short chats or things where context isn't important to you gemini will probably do fine just watch out if you want to have like actual real long form conversations I gave up on it after loosing like 3 days worth of D&D sessions 4 or 5 times

isn't it crazy that you can turn the atmosphere into a nuclear bomb, like at a high enough temperature the air would go nuclear fission and in a second the whole atmosphere across the globe anywhere would be plasma and everyone would be dead

Just completely erased the previous two posts I was writing because I couldn't figure out to make them appealing. I backtracked twice.

>>212401395
smart, stay humble, you don't want to be saying that stuff out loud

>>212401512
And how does one go about doing this?

>>212401525
the worst is when you're writing a post with a particular cadence but because the post is longer than the submission box once you hit send it doesn't flow as well anymore

stud poker > texas holdem

>>212401532
Leave the stove on for too long

The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you'll never have.

any time I see some fucking nerd on youtube talking about planets or the fermi paradox I just think could you shut the fuck up you fucking lying disingenuous nerd?

I am very high right now and can't decide what to do

Everything’s 50/50
It either do or it don’t

>>212401495
damn that sucks, do you think the paid version is more reliable? i did kind of want it to be able to remember things because an AI assistant that forgets shit all the time isn't ideal

DUUUDDDEEEEEEEE
I'm so HIGHH MAAAAN
WHAT DO I DO LOL

i'm bout to hit my dmt cart not enough to break through though

>>212401626
i say this and look like that

>>212401618
r u implying everything is binary?...

Shan't be going out tomorrow
I have a fear of people that like to shoot their guns randomly into the air on the 4th

So where can I place a bet on how many casualties we’ll see in Chicago on the 4th

>>212401659
They're just getting started

>>212401532
just kidding it isn't possible or so says chat gpt

so we gooning or what

>>212401622
nah just as bad the issue is there's a random bug where it will just out of nowhere refuse to continue some chats for no reason it'll just start giving a connection or processing error, super buggy, paid is actually worse right now as well because if you use the paid model and then unsubscribe you can't convert the paid model chats in to free model chats and customer support basically just tells you its a known bug and they can't do anything right now

sick and tired of chat gpt glazing me all the time

>>212401692
>mello buckzz

>>212401659
I'm putting my money down at mybookie

>>212401072
Normally I don't enjoy listening to suffering and misery but these are... something.

>>212401238
>i hear mormon girls are trad, arent they?
they're sluts with some thin additional curtains to tease aside before you reach the truth

day 2 of eating nothing

Happy 4th patriots

>>212400421
Greg Johnson from Counter-Currents is worth more to the White race than a million double-digit IQ gay-hating internet Nazis or kike-worshiping Christians.

Then the mother of the sons of Zebedee came to him with her sons, and kneeling before him, she asked a favor of him. And he said to her, “What do you want?” She said to him, “Declare that these two sons of mine will sit, one at your right hand and one at your left, in your kingdom.” But Jesus answered, “You do not know what you are asking. Are you able to drink the cup that I am about to drink?” They said to him, “We are able.” He said to them, “You will indeed drink my cup, but to sit at my right hand and at my left, this is not mine to grant, but it is for those for whom it has been prepared by my Father.” When the ten heard it, they were angry with the two brothers. But Jesus called them to him and said, “You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and their great ones are tyrants over them. It will not be so among you; but whoever wishes to be great among you must be your servant, and whoever wishes to be first among you must be your slave; just as the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.” As they were leaving Jericho, a large crowd followed him. There were two blind men sitting by the roadside. When they heard that Jesus was passing by, they shouted, “Lord, have mercy on us, Son of David!” The crowd sternly ordered them to be quiet; but they shouted even more loudly, “Have mercy on us, Lord, Son of David!” Jesus stood still and called them, saying, “What do you want me to do for you?” They said to him, “Lord, let our eyes be opened.” Moved with compassion, Jesus touched their eyes. Immediately they regained their sight and followed him.

>>212401840
I aint readan all that shit

no one cares if i starve not my parents nor people of /cum/

fasting is good actually

tell chat gpt to not do something, every reply then is he going, not doing thing, no doing this thing

>>212401915
not for me

>>212401889
just eat something then

>>212401726
billions of dollars into this shit and it's still buggy, what a shame
i'll give it a try and see if it's functional enough for what i'm looking for, thanks for all the info

Once more Jesus spoke to them in parables, saying: “The kingdom of heaven may be compared to a king who gave a wedding banquet for his son. He sent his slaves to call those who had been invited to the wedding banquet, but they would not come. Again he sent other slaves, saying, ‘Tell those who have been invited: Look, I have prepared my dinner, my oxen and my fat calves have been slaughtered, and everything is ready; come to the wedding banquet.’ But they made light of it and went away, one to his farm, another to his business, while the rest seized his slaves, mistreated them, and killed them. The king was enraged. He sent his troops, destroyed those murderers, and burned their city. Then he said to his slaves, ‘The wedding is ready, but those invited were not worthy. Go therefore into the main streets, and invite everyone you find to the wedding banquet.’ Those slaves went out into the streets and gathered all whom they found, both good and bad; so the wedding hall was filled with guests. “But when the king came in to see the guests, he noticed a man there who was not wearing a wedding robe, and he said to him, ‘Friend, how did you get in here without a wedding robe?’ And he was speechless. Then the king said to the attendants, ‘Bind him hand and foot, and throw him into the outer darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’ For many are called, but few are chosen.”

>>212401923
so lame

Kind of crazy that you'll never be able to explain the comfiness of the 90s to zoomers, they can get it but they'll never really get it get it

>>212401973
Lol

Gn

>>212401941
theres nothing here but sweets and im sick of eating them im dying for some meat

>>212401980
You are too young to feel 90s nostalgia shut up zoomie

>>212401980
It's the phones. That's the critical difference. It's impossible to explain to an urban raised zoomer what life is like without perpetual access to smart phones.

>>212401962
No problem hope you find one that works for you, I'm holding out hope someone eventually figures out a way to cheaply double or triple context size, I think that's when stuff is really going to take off (and probably doom us all but the fapfics we get before that will be masterpieces)

learn about runaway climate change and how many models predict 1.5c kick off point which we already passed and that means agricultural collapse and many parts of the world becoming uninhabitable, societal collapse and wars for resources but thing is this takes years or decades to kick in fully so even if the world is currently ending and things continue to get worse and worse we really wont feel the brunt of it in our lifetimes

>>212402012
I don't think you can actually explain to someone born in the last 20 years what true boredom is, like you are never more than a few seconds away from a screen now, you can imagine short periods where you didn't have access to tech when there's an internet outage or something but they'll never get screens being rare and having to do stuff just to do stuff

>>212401980
for me it was cable tv and looking at the TV guide and waiting until the weekend to see new episodes of a show and talking about it at school
also beating off to the weird latin soft core porn soap operas and girls gone wild infomercials and the brooke burke travel show

>>212402045
>runaway climate change
https://www.youtube.com/@TonyHeller/videos

>>212402082
>the brooke burke travel show
i forgot all about that one

>>212402045
it will literally be reversed overnight the moment the consequences start to be felt, we already have carbon capture technology, when things start to go bad tech companies will suddenly find a miraculous way to make them cheaply they conveniently just discovered and haven't been holding back for years, the government will super subsidize it, we also already know we can use sulfur and other safer chemicals for atmosphere cooling, that shit will be a short lived crisis that future generations laugh at us for fearing

>>212402045
>"the world is totally ending"
>t. every generation ever

There was also this exercise show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZOvVkpEq40

>>212402201
i limited to jerking off to music videos before i had a computer in my room

What's it like to actually go hunting? And by that I mean having to look for game yourself instead of sitting around in a gay treestand all day. Is it boring or cool and engaging as fuck?

im so tired

>>212402201
was*

>>212402250
do you like hiking it's a lot of hiking

>>212402250
i imagine walking through the woods with a gun is pretty engaging and exciting

>>212402162
it could be

>>212402255
Kiana Tom is 60 years old now. I didn't realize she was already old during the filming of her show.

>>212402250
you never seen that guy videos, it seems it's mostly hanging around doing something else and coming across an animal randomly and deciding if you want to shoot it or not

watching a video filmed in LA and almost everyone is a fat fucked up looking mexican

>>212402386
yeah nigga yeah nigga

>>212402394
why do you look like that

>>212402394
I got gold teeth nigga
I'm from the street nigga
You want some beef nigga?

>>212402409
>>212402427
thousands of years of a maize heavy diet made me prone to diabetus and oboesity

climate change is like the number 1 most likely doomsday scenario but no one cares about it because it's not an insta mega boom of awesomeness

>>212402433
Nah the CIA made you fat o algo

>>212402437
I think it will probably end up being a combination of that and nuclear war that takes us out

>>212402386
There are hot petite women here too

>>212402437
Do more research, brazilanon. Honest research not reading propaganda sites. The data has been molested, it's presented in dishonest ways to push conclusions that are meant solely to make much building out green energy bullshit that benefits no one.

Don't care about current events, it's just me and my book right now.

>>212402468
the video shows multiple crowds and everyone is fat and brown

>>212400430
Spot on assessment, I concur.

>>212398408
>i'll be 42 in a little over a month
feelsbadman.jpeg

sisterberg wants one of these green guys shes seen on tiktok

>>212402511
that's young

I'll be 22 in less than a week

>>212402519
Nah those are so yesterday
Get her a labubu

>>212402560
hehe
You are little baby

Happy Birthday freedom anons

>>212402437
probly wont be in my lifetime. i dont care if alpha and beta generations will have to deal with the real environmental cataclysms. maybe they will be made strong and create better times but by then i will be rotting in the ground.

>>212402560
damn unc you might as well start picking your cemetery plot out

>>212402534
no its not i want to become an hero every single day

I have 0 work experience at 25

>>212402560
Child detected

>>212402590
Me in three years

>>212402573
she likes japan i dont know if she will accept chinese stuff

>>212402590
Grim.
Life is gonna suck more and more for you as you get older.

>>212402579
bigly

>>212402542
ayo dis nigga ruinin the good name o miller grove

mom walked in on me floating off the bed with my head spinning around 360 degrees

>>212402590
good

>>212402472
i'm not a scientist or have access to their device or ability to understand them, trumptard schizo tubers dont have them either

>>212402590
But a whole lot of jerk experience! And that’s something to be proud of of too.

Canada Day >>> (((Independence))) Day

Canada = next superpower

>>212402724
no brother wars

30 and never worked

>>212402748
true that you just need 100 million indians to hit superpower status

VERY put off to read anything with a woman protagonist, yea not reading this shit

>>212402724
Canada day is a joke and you and I know it. FORF has a soul and enthusiasm.

Sometimes bitches is simply too fat

cant find my copy of storm of swords 2bh

>>212402849
naw

>>212402811
The works of Jane Austin
Alice in Wonderland
These are worth reading

>>212402849
https://youtu.be/cULrTrt0cq0?si=66V7G1eoQLb2jbaq

Pride and prejudice more like thicc thighs on a fat bitch

Sometimes I think I'm going through life in the stupidest way possible

can't read books me
can push through a ton of boring ass reports but can never sit down to read some faggot's meandering slop

>>212402926
Same

Guess I'll go to sleep now

>>212402927
same but i can't push through a ton of boring ass reports unless someone pays me, equally i would read a book if someone paid me

>>212402960
Sleep tight and cozy

Went to bed at 17 woke up at 1

>>212402927
What about graphic novels/comic books

>>212402976
>at 17
Do euros really?

I'm a paizuri man

>>212402989
I'm more of an ashikoki guy

1 AM coffeetime.

Fuck companies, executives, corporations, brands, advertising, marketing, commercials, etc.

moms waking up in 1 hour and im going to order amazon fresh with her

>>212403103
what are you going to to order

I’m the fastest pussy eater. I’m like blblblwblbwlwblbwlwblbwlblbwlblblblb

heemed a mosquito. pulverized his ass

>>212403135
spicy beef jerky, hot cheeto puffcorn, and cadbury caramel chocolate bars

Do women grow ass hair like guys do and they just shave it or are they naturally hairless down there?

>>212403179
wow lucky boy!
enjoy your delicious snacks

>>212403215
thank you i will!

me in 5min

>>212403162
One time I was outside my front door late at night having a smoke and spotted a skeeter on the door. I slapped that fucker and blood squirted everywhere. She was FULL full. It was disgusting and I went and washed my hands immediately. I made sure to take a photo lmao.

>>212403179
>amazon fresh
>it's not fresh

wanna watch a newer movie but the last few years have been shit for movies

>>212403250
why has no one weaponized mosquitoes with aids blood

>>212403249
So cute

>>212403295
I am gonna weaponize my penis with rape

>>212403311
do you have aids

>>212403295
Doesn't work like that. AIDS doesn't last long outside of a host.

>>212403321
no the rape is the weapon not aids dumbass

they done made like 5 fucking jurassic parks, I've only seen the first 2, who the hell needed more?

>>212403331
genetically modified mosquitoes will fix that

>>212403340
It's a fair question. Don't call him a dumbass

>>212403364
They're on the 7th one now I think.

>>212403364
>who the hell needed more?
slop-eaters and universal shareholders

binging wall street journal videos

I’m fuckin gay

>>212403250
EW!

This entire site is just a giant data mine.

i sling more webs than peter parker

>>212403527
boo hoo nigga where else you gonna go to chat with weird strangers?