/cum/ - Marriage Story Edition
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>>212396415
Lol cum like what comes out of my pp when I stroke it xDD
>>212398402Yes, very good.
Very good, Leopoldo, very good.
>>212398408You're making fun of me for saying 29 is young fuck you
>>212398420I would never make fun of a child
im not ashamed to admit i fap to BBC
>fighting over divorce
Do people do that? My ex wife and I didn't fight at all, she never gave me the opportunity to. Just had her bags packed by the time I got home from work, said she was leaving and drove off while I was trying to talk to her
>>212398408Yeah. Only 28 more years until you don't have to work anymore
why the fuck is jason commemorating independence day when he literally still fucking lives with his fucking mom and doesn't have a hot white girl?
imagine going to a 4th of july fair alone with no friends or a hot white girl
I really donโt feel like myself lately. Brain fog, always tired, just kinda disconnected and โout of it.โ Shit sucks bros.
>>212400022happy 4th of july, happy trumpy
I can bring home bacon, I can even cook
And I'll bring your gorilla back
Before you can make a peanut butter and banana sandwich
And fry it too, bad boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc4BJkH8fxc&
disturbing how everyone is retarded except for me
weather radar says its going to rain all tomorrow but im still going to ride my bicycle to the beach
>>212400131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4XN8dsnBZk
>>212398510What'd you do?
>>212400131I used to think this until I realized it's me who is retarded.
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>>212400190WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO?
still cant shuffle the deck with one hand.
why is this place so dead damn
Daily reminder that latinas owe me sex.
>>212398510In my parents' case the divorce came as the result of several years of vicious arguments about a number of points of contention. They didn't argue about the divorce aside from some court proceedings involving custody of me and my siblings.
>>212399750>based and CDpilledI really am not though! I haven't played or bought a CD in years. Everything is on my phone now (I'm a veteran digital pirate).
holy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0DCU-tlu18
why dont we ever make love anymore
>>212400326Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love no more?
>>212400326Your love is boring
>>212400316yeah that's about the aural shape of it
>>212400326let's save this marriage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmq3y42pCgw
Salvador Dali was a proud fascist.
>>212400380Dalรญ was based, and a devout Catholic.
I found out eventually that my mom had threatened to leave and take me, only me and not my older siblings, back to the US to live with her parents. She had done this when I was young as two and repeated the threat every couple years until they divorced when I was 11. My life would be completely different if she had. I wonder about that. Growing up in the pacific northwest would have been drastically different than what I experienced in Canada.
>>212400402do you have much PTSD from living in canada, assuming you're a chinese
>>212400421slippery slope has proven itself too many times over. shant be fooled again.
>>212400417>assuming you're a chinesei'm white. one of the remaining few here now.
remember when people used to talk about chinese people in canada, jeets kind of put a stop to that
https://youtu.be/M2bEzJFVdQ4
i miss steve mcqueen 2bh
>>212400440remember american sambas? let me enlighten you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4x6yTVYWBA
>>212400440Chinese people tend to integrate more, and if they don't integrate they at least don't stand out nearly as much. Indians are like the worst possible outcome for an immigrant; they do everything the polar opposite of how it should be done and people just couldn't stand it anymore so everyone is saying shit out loud now. Eventually they'll kvetch to the government and demand some of their own special laws like the tinyhatters.
>>212400440I miss being able to reply with >t. Zhang to any Canadian flag that I disagreed with. >t. Raj just doesn't have the same ring to it
>>212400440They were the first to cause real estate price bubbles due to their speculation buying. The controversy back then was that they didn't live in the houses or rent them, just kept them vacant.
gonna tell my moms husband im not afraid of him anymore
>>212400465now they rent those houses to 20 jeets each, it was all part of the plan
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time for sleep, or at least unconsciousness. maybe i'll have another awful nightmare about losing my wallet.
AS LONG AS THE SUN CONTINUES TO SHINE
THERE'S A PLACE FOR YOU IN MY HEART
THATSTHEBOTTOMLINE *PUM PUM*
>>212400496I lost my glasses on Canada Day :(
>>212400580women are so passe. i do it for the neoliberal world order.
>>212400695they don't need incel manlets though
tired of women, they only bring trouble
>two frowny faces in a row
thread morale is at an all time low it seems
>>212400214finally someone smart
i could never live in japan because i'm not japanese, it would never work, i can never get the japanese experience of life
>>212400774Thank goodness I'm an American with European heritage
>>212400772how can they get away with this
Did jason ever give any additional context on the 19 year old he's trying to fuck?
like psychiatry seems to be 80% of social engineering
>we decide what is normal
those roman mushroom cults were really cookin when they came up with christian aesthetics. truly unmatched after 2000 years.
>>212400833Please elaborate
>>212400804because people desperately want their problems to be identified as a known issue that is packaged in a single diagnosis with a set of treatments known to help.
so why cant they just glue magnets into the blades of a rotor and the walls and get it to move that way
>>212400859but tomorrow's a holiday
i don't have work
i can do whatever i want
and i choose to stay up late
because i am a self-determining person
no one can control me
i am my own man
born to live
born to die
one day at a time
one post at a time
you
me
together on /cum/
forever
>>212400882no free energy
imagine a goonies remake but its called the gooners
so why can't they just give incels and neets state mandated gfs and get them to work that way
imagine a mummy remake but its called the cummy
>>212400933The Cummy 2: Jason's Revenge
A jewish death cult is running the country and closing hospitals while opening internment centers surrounded by alligators
Why do Netflix and YouTube have shitty little games now?
>>212401001so little zoomie and little alpha have no reason to leave the app
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON COCK AND BALLS
>>212401018that does not seem structurally sound. those engineers should have their licenses revoked.
Why the f are so many mormon missionaries here? i thought joseph smith only liked being white and mormons exclusively whites
Momberg got me McDonald's :)
>>212401039Indogs need Christ in they life
>>212398346 (OP)Reminded me of this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFe8TBhLeQQ
love this commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3CWJVSDDxU
>>212401039Run them out of the country or suffer their existence forever
>>212401039Need me an eternal Mormon wife.
Despite being pretty nothing holiday wise I feel like I have the most nostalgia for 4th of july, I mostly grew up in the same town my dad grew up and none of his high school buddies moved away and they always had a big fire works show at the park and we'd show up early and all hang out and it was like having a huge extended family and everyone was happy
The secret lives of Mormon wives or whatever itโs called
A show about some Mormon swinger sex club
How is that a real show
why arent you setting off fireworks and drinking beer and grilling meat
>>212401104My dad killed himself
Just blew my weed vape cloud onto a spider on the wall, I wonder if he'll get high haha
>>212401126yeah he had you as a son jason of course he did
are ai chatbots really that great
>>212401135Iโm not Jason and donโt be rude to others
>>212401138yea they're pretty good
>>212401126May he rest in piece
why does everyone here hate jason so much?
>>212401138For what purpose
my dad had aneurysm and then died
>>212401138I hate to say it, but I have been using chatgpt every day lately. It's like a search engine that you can ask very specific questions.
definitely double check what it says though, sometimes it gets stuff wrong.
The most expensive art piece ever sold is "Salvator Mundi" by Leonardo da Vinci, which fetched a staggering $450.3 million
How much karmic debt is being run up by the guy running the White House twitter page
>>212401178>Leonardo da VinciWhy exactly is he so famous?
He seems like an interesting guy and all, but what makes his surviving art so valuable?
>>212401104my gramps owned a hotel on the beach and my family would stay the entire weekend every year but it was sold when he died i sorely miss those times
>>212401157he is a hateful, repugnant incel freak.
>>212401210were you the one who gave him an aneurysm, you're sorry for what
>>212401208Using The Office gifs in any context already add to your karmic debt so thatโs just not true
>>212401157I hate how proud he is to be ignorant and hateful.
>>212401067a german missionary successfully made lutheran become biggest Christian in indog though
>>212401083most of them are whites, indogs would get threatened if they messed up with white americans
>>212401101i hear mormon girls are trad, arent they?
>>212400190I didn't do anything. She cheated and I tried to do couples counseling like a bitch. The day after the first session (which was a complete joke) I got home from work to that. I can't say I was completely blameless, I definitrly had some tendancies thst pushed her away. But ultimately she just didn't care anymore
>>212401221damn you must be filthy rich
>>212401157because hes a tranime fan
>>212401238They're heretics is what they are.
>>212400396As most spanish are. The reformation really fucked that place up worse than it already was
>>212401138I think it really varies a lot, I have tried local models and kobold horde through sillytavern and despite allowing nsfw they're kind of meh and uninspired in writing and the context is limited so it goes off the rails fairly quick, novel ai is good at writing but its bad at 1 on 1 chats since its clearly designed for the narrative mode and it constantly wants to control your dialogue as well, there was one called dungeon ai that was decentish but then the nsfw broke, chatgpt is decentish but you have to feed it a ton of context or it will go off the rails quick too, gemini is the best BUT its super buggy and you have a high chance of just randomly losing a chat and also it doesn't do nsfw also BUT it will do borderline nsfw, I played D&D with it and it let me fuck a prostitute but faded to black after some explicit groping, was surprised how far it went
so basically once someone creates a less buggy, instant response, matching context size, allows nsfw gemini it will be the best one but for some reason no major company is investing in nsfw ai, only 3rd world devs with shit hardware that you could just do yourself at home with the same shit context size
I need a bitch with long pussy lips
>>212401157he's incredibly contentious and stubborn and also he avatarfags as an anime girl
what's not to hate?
>>212401259it wasnt a big hotel it was more of a motel like you would see in the 50's
Jason is problematic because he refuses to denounce Adolf Hitler and the horrors of the Third Reich.
>>212401270i can fix them and make them to be christian
>>212401314that would be like 5 mil minimum
>>212401294Why? So you can suck on them? You freak?
>>212401329he shared ownership with my uncle and a business friend and then the money from that was split 2 ways between my aunt and momberg
me personally? I denounce hitler, I denounce yahweh, I denounce muhammad, I denounce germany as a whole, I denounce all slavic countries including russia AND ukraine
>>212401350so you're a multi millionaire
>>212401338Suck play twirl
>>212401379I love that new zealand guy that reviews sea monkey kits
they are so gross looking through
>>212401289interesting, i'll look into gemini. not too interested in nsfw, just wanted an AI assistant with a bit more flavor, default LLMs come off too sterile and pozzed for me.
Been waking up super late. Havenโt done anything in a week
>>212401399I owned triops as a kid.
>>212401447Assuming you're just going to use it like for short chats or things where context isn't important to you gemini will probably do fine just watch out if you want to have like actual real long form conversations I gave up on it after loosing like 3 days worth of D&D sessions 4 or 5 times
isn't it crazy that you can turn the atmosphere into a nuclear bomb, like at a high enough temperature the air would go nuclear fission and in a second the whole atmosphere across the globe anywhere would be plasma and everyone would be dead
Just completely erased the previous two posts I was writing because I couldn't figure out to make them appealing. I backtracked twice.
>>212401395smart, stay humble, you don't want to be saying that stuff out loud
>>212401512And how does one go about doing this?
>>212401525the worst is when you're writing a post with a particular cadence but because the post is longer than the submission box once you hit send it doesn't flow as well anymore
stud poker > texas holdem
>>212401532Leave the stove on for too long
The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you'll never have.
any time I see some fucking nerd on youtube talking about planets or the fermi paradox I just think could you shut the fuck up you fucking lying disingenuous nerd?
I am very high right now and can't decide what to do
Everythingโs 50/50
It either do or it donโt
>>212401495damn that sucks, do you think the paid version is more reliable? i did kind of want it to be able to remember things because an AI assistant that forgets shit all the time isn't ideal
DUUUDDDEEEEEEEE
I'm so HIGHH MAAAAN
WHAT DO I DO LOL
i'm bout to hit my dmt cart not enough to break through though
>>212401626i say this and look like that
>>212401618r u implying everything is binary?...
Shan't be going out tomorrow
I have a fear of people that like to shoot their guns randomly into the air on the 4th
So where can I place a bet on how many casualties weโll see in Chicago on the 4th
>>212401659They're just getting started
>>212401532just kidding it isn't possible or so says chat gpt
>>212401622nah just as bad the issue is there's a random bug where it will just out of nowhere refuse to continue some chats for no reason it'll just start giving a connection or processing error, super buggy, paid is actually worse right now as well because if you use the paid model and then unsubscribe you can't convert the paid model chats in to free model chats and customer support basically just tells you its a known bug and they can't do anything right now
sick and tired of chat gpt glazing me all the time
>>212401659I'm putting my money down at mybookie
https://youtu.be/_0-NNp0vfG8
>>212401072Normally I don't enjoy listening to suffering and misery but these are... something.
>>212401238>i hear mormon girls are trad, arent they?they're sluts with some thin additional curtains to tease aside before you reach the truth
>>212400421Greg Johnson from Counter-Currents is worth more to the White race than a million double-digit IQ gay-hating internet Nazis or kike-worshiping Christians.
Then the mother of the sons of Zebedee came to him with her sons, and kneeling before him, she asked a favor of him. And he said to her, โWhat do you want?โ She said to him, โDeclare that these two sons of mine will sit, one at your right hand and one at your left, in your kingdom.โ But Jesus answered, โYou do not know what you are asking. Are you able to drink the cup that I am about to drink?โ They said to him, โWe are able.โ He said to them, โYou will indeed drink my cup, but to sit at my right hand and at my left, this is not mine to grant, but it is for those for whom it has been prepared by my Father.โ When the ten heard it, they were angry with the two brothers. But Jesus called them to him and said, โYou know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and their great ones are tyrants over them. It will not be so among you; but whoever wishes to be great among you must be your servant, and whoever wishes to be first among you must be your slave; just as the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.โ As they were leaving Jericho, a large crowd followed him. There were two blind men sitting by the roadside. When they heard that Jesus was passing by, they shouted, โLord, have mercy on us, Son of David!โ The crowd sternly ordered them to be quiet; but they shouted even more loudly, โHave mercy on us, Lord, Son of David!โ Jesus stood still and called them, saying, โWhat do you want me to do for you?โ They said to him, โLord, let our eyes be opened.โ Moved with compassion, Jesus touched their eyes. Immediately they regained their sight and followed him.
>>212401840I aint readan all that shit
no one cares if i starve not my parents nor people of /cum/
tell chat gpt to not do something, every reply then is he going, not doing thing, no doing this thing
>>212401889just eat something then
>>212401726billions of dollars into this shit and it's still buggy, what a shame
i'll give it a try and see if it's functional enough for what i'm looking for, thanks for all the info
Once more Jesus spoke to them in parables, saying: โThe kingdom of heaven may be compared to a king who gave a wedding banquet for his son. He sent his slaves to call those who had been invited to the wedding banquet, but they would not come. Again he sent other slaves, saying, โTell those who have been invited: Look, I have prepared my dinner, my oxen and my fat calves have been slaughtered, and everything is ready; come to the wedding banquet.โ But they made light of it and went away, one to his farm, another to his business, while the rest seized his slaves, mistreated them, and killed them. The king was enraged. He sent his troops, destroyed those murderers, and burned their city. Then he said to his slaves, โThe wedding is ready, but those invited were not worthy. Go therefore into the main streets, and invite everyone you find to the wedding banquet.โ Those slaves went out into the streets and gathered all whom they found, both good and bad; so the wedding hall was filled with guests. โBut when the king came in to see the guests, he noticed a man there who was not wearing a wedding robe, and he said to him, โFriend, how did you get in here without a wedding robe?โ And he was speechless. Then the king said to the attendants, โBind him hand and foot, and throw him into the outer darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.โ For many are called, but few are chosen.โ
Kind of crazy that you'll never be able to explain the comfiness of the 90s to zoomers, they can get it but they'll never really get it get it
>>212401941theres nothing here but sweets and im sick of eating them im dying for some meat
>>212401980You are too young to feel 90s nostalgia shut up zoomie
>>212401980It's the phones. That's the critical difference. It's impossible to explain to an urban raised zoomer what life is like without perpetual access to smart phones.
>>212401962No problem hope you find one that works for you, I'm holding out hope someone eventually figures out a way to cheaply double or triple context size, I think that's when stuff is really going to take off (and probably doom us all but the fapfics we get before that will be masterpieces)
https://youtu.be/pnyeLFEK4jw?si=pn-suAqb4F_uGhot
learn about runaway climate change and how many models predict 1.5c kick off point which we already passed and that means agricultural collapse and many parts of the world becoming uninhabitable, societal collapse and wars for resources but thing is this takes years or decades to kick in fully so even if the world is currently ending and things continue to get worse and worse we really wont feel the brunt of it in our lifetimes
>>212402012I don't think you can actually explain to someone born in the last 20 years what true boredom is, like you are never more than a few seconds away from a screen now, you can imagine short periods where you didn't have access to tech when there's an internet outage or something but they'll never get screens being rare and having to do stuff just to do stuff
>>212401980for me it was cable tv and looking at the TV guide and waiting until the weekend to see new episodes of a show and talking about it at school
also beating off to the weird latin soft core porn soap operas and girls gone wild infomercials and the brooke burke travel show
>>212402045>runaway climate changehttps://www.youtube.com/@TonyHeller/videos
>>212402082>the brooke burke travel showi forgot all about that one
>>212402045it will literally be reversed overnight the moment the consequences start to be felt, we already have carbon capture technology, when things start to go bad tech companies will suddenly find a miraculous way to make them cheaply they conveniently just discovered and haven't been holding back for years, the government will super subsidize it, we also already know we can use sulfur and other safer chemicals for atmosphere cooling, that shit will be a short lived crisis that future generations laugh at us for fearing
>>212402045>"the world is totally ending">t. every generation ever
There was also this exercise show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZOvVkpEq40
>>212402201i limited to jerking off to music videos before i had a computer in my room
What's it like to actually go hunting? And by that I mean having to look for game yourself instead of sitting around in a gay treestand all day. Is it boring or cool and engaging as fuck?
>>212402250do you like hiking it's a lot of hiking
>>212402250i imagine walking through the woods with a gun is pretty engaging and exciting
>>212402255Kiana Tom is 60 years old now. I didn't realize she was already old during the filming of her show.
>>212402250you never seen that guy videos, it seems it's mostly hanging around doing something else and coming across an animal randomly and deciding if you want to shoot it or not
watching a video filmed in LA and almost everyone is a fat fucked up looking mexican
>>212402386yeah nigga yeah nigga
>>212402394why do you look like that
>>212402394I got gold teeth nigga
I'm from the street nigga
You want some beef nigga?
>>212402409>>212402427thousands of years of a maize heavy diet made me prone to diabetus and oboesity
climate change is like the number 1 most likely doomsday scenario but no one cares about it because it's not an insta mega boom of awesomeness
>>212402433Nah the CIA made you fat o algo
>>212402437I think it will probably end up being a combination of that and nuclear war that takes us out
>>212402386There are hot petite women here too
>>212402437Do more research, brazilanon. Honest research not reading propaganda sites. The data has been molested, it's presented in dishonest ways to push conclusions that are meant solely to make much building out green energy bullshit that benefits no one.
Don't care about current events, it's just me and my book right now.
>>212402468the video shows multiple crowds and everyone is fat and brown
>>212400430Spot on assessment, I concur.
>>212398408>i'll be 42 in a little over a monthfeelsbadman.jpeg
sisterberg wants one of these green guys shes seen on tiktok
I'll be 22 in less than a week
>>212402519Nah those are so yesterday
Get her a labubu
>>212402560hehe
You are little baby
Happy Birthday freedom anons
>>212402437probly wont be in my lifetime. i dont care if alpha and beta generations will have to deal with the real environmental cataclysms. maybe they will be made strong and create better times but by then i will be rotting in the ground.
>>212402560damn unc you might as well start picking your cemetery plot out
>>212402534no its not i want to become an hero every single day
I have 0 work experience at 25
>>212402560Child detected
>>212402590Me in three years
>>212402573she likes japan i dont know if she will accept chinese stuff
>>212402590Grim.
Life is gonna suck more and more for you as you get older.
>>212402542ayo dis nigga ruinin the good name o miller grove
mom walked in on me floating off the bed with my head spinning around 360 degrees
>>212402472i'm not a scientist or have access to their device or ability to understand them, trumptard schizo tubers dont have them either
>>212402590But a whole lot of jerk experience! And thatโs something to be proud of of too.
Canada Day >>> (((Independence))) Day
>>212402724no brother wars
>>212402748true that you just need 100 million indians to hit superpower status
VERY put off to read anything with a woman protagonist, yea not reading this shit
>>212402724Canada day is a joke and you and I know it. FORF has a soul and enthusiasm.
Sometimes bitches is simply too fat
cant find my copy of storm of swords 2bh
>>212402811The works of Jane Austin
Alice in Wonderland
These are worth reading
>>212402849https://youtu.be/cULrTrt0cq0?si=66V7G1eoQLb2jbaq
Pride and prejudice more like thicc thighs on a fat bitch
Sometimes I think I'm going through life in the stupidest way possible
can't read books me
can push through a ton of boring ass reports but can never sit down to read some faggot's meandering slop
Guess I'll go to sleep now
>>212402927same but i can't push through a ton of boring ass reports unless someone pays me, equally i would read a book if someone paid me
>>212402960Sleep tight and cozy
Went to bed at 17 woke up at 1
>>212402927What about graphic novels/comic books
>>212402976>at 17Do euros really?
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I'm a paizuri man
>>212402989I'm more of an ashikoki guy
Fuck companies, executives, corporations, brands, advertising, marketing, commercials, etc.
moms waking up in 1 hour and im going to order amazon fresh with her
>>212403103what are you going to to order
Iโm the fastest pussy eater. Iโm like blblblwblbwlwblbwlwblbwlblbwlblblblb
heemed a mosquito. pulverized his ass
>>212403135spicy beef jerky, hot cheeto puffcorn, and cadbury caramel chocolate bars
Do women grow ass hair like guys do and they just shave it or are they naturally hairless down there?
>>212403179wow lucky boy!
enjoy your delicious snacks
>>212403215thank you i will!
>>212403162One time I was outside my front door late at night having a smoke and spotted a skeeter on the door. I slapped that fucker and blood squirted everywhere. She was FULL full. It was disgusting and I went and washed my hands immediately. I made sure to take a photo lmao.
>>212403179>amazon fresh>it's not fresh
wanna watch a newer movie but the last few years have been shit for movies
>>212403250why has no one weaponized mosquitoes with aids blood
>>212403295I am gonna weaponize my penis with rape
>>212403311do you have aids
>>212403295Doesn't work like that. AIDS doesn't last long outside of a host.
>>212403321no the rape is the weapon not aids dumbass
https://youtube.com/watch?v=216YJKbber8
they done made like 5 fucking jurassic parks, I've only seen the first 2, who the hell needed more?
>>212403331genetically modified mosquitoes will fix that
>>212403340It's a fair question. Don't call him a dumbass
>>212403364They're on the 7th one now I think.
>>212403364>who the hell needed more?slop-eaters and universal shareholders
binging wall street journal videos
This entire site is just a giant data mine.
i sling more webs than peter parker
>>212403527boo hoo nigga where else you gonna go to chat with weird strangers?