>>212401092 (OP)you realize how fucking stupid you are, don't you?
watching this uk guy try one star hotels in america
you can beat government agents doing their work on the internet - your internet. you can beat those individuals and win one over them. they will always be replaced easily by the government. the government will keep throwing people and time at it because they have infinite. but you can beat those agents doing their work, and it is actually quite easy. now you do it
imagine your job you do when you clock in being to post about black people on the internet. imagine you do that for a living. that is your job description. you post about black people on the internet, every day. that is your job; your job is to do that. that is what you do now after all the time and other investment your parents put into you. that is how you turned out. when you wake up on a morning you get ready to go to work, and then you post about black people on the internet. you do that and go home. you eat sleep and then wake up again to do that. that is your life and contribution to the world
post some greng corrspaff
imagine you have a job and your boss tells you that you now have to post about black people on 4chan at 7am and that is your job now. if you had kids and they asked you what your job is you would have to lie to them or tell them that you go on internet messageboards to post about black people for the government. if you didnt lie to them they would lose their respect for their parent
>>212401183Good things or bad things?
well which bloody thread is it then
>your assignment is to go on 4chan and post about black people
thats a quote from your boss
>>212401246I do it for free already
>>212401261I think you know
>>212401269so youre unemployed, came here (from r9k) to post about black people because you (coming from r9k because it is a shithole) are mad about immigration is that it
>>212401261just realised the subject is fucked on this one but the other is full of yanks
well boss the people make the thread, and that place is a shithole
>>212401288I've never posted on r9k, I just post about wogs every now and then cause I dislike them
haven't browsed /brit/ in a while. what are the latest gimmicks
>>212401267shut up mousenonce
clearly the thread as a whole does not have wogs posted to it "every now and then" and we can see that today it started at exactly 7am
>>212401324there's this one where we all post our card details ahah just kidding lol
havent seen a good fomyeg in a while
it begs the question (clearly) if there is any argument, with substance, to the contrary, and if there is substance which casts doubt on these hypothesis
>>212401363indeed you are a disabled unemployed person and there is probably government agents on this site interacting with our thread by posting about black people and racebait...
don't think gchq are posting here
>>212401375>disabled unemployed personthis is you though
>disabled unemployed person
>this is you though
this is you though
>>212401292don’t like the yanks so i’ll stay here then
>>212401403this is literally you by the way
t. me
>>212401387they wouldn't send anyone mid tier, let alone top tier here
they send the disposable bottom of the barrel fuckwits, absolute trash amongst the useless twats
that's who they send
>>212401055>I stink of shitwhat you mean by this mousenonce?
Might have a nice morning wank lads, what do we reckon :3
reckon they add aromatics to those sandwiches heavy (to get you addicted)
>>212401476is that why you stink of shit?
don't think sulla did anything wrong
I’m amazing at Trump impressions and my mates always ask me to do the Trump voice when we go out and piss themselves laughing
>>212401496no I reckon its just my sweaty ass crack and just being dirty from not showering for a couple of days, even though last week I did really well at that and I will try to continue it this week
>>212401506nigga you disgusting
>>212401506Don’t your carers do this for you?
a lot of filtered posts just appeared in the other thread...
>>212401554glad we're all safe in here
my Pokemon is my best buddy now
500 candies:
351.96km
250 treats
35 play together
63 battle together
42 snapshots
166 new places
47 routes
the fridge is broken and I'm too ashamed to call a master to take a look at it because my home looks like shit so I'd probably buy a new one even thought it would likely cost 2x more
150 candies to go and I have a dupe of the Pokemon with good IVs to get them with while I get <3s with the other Pokemon and am going to watch presentations. later on I would like to try listening to an audiobook like the red banner pharma book with with 3000 pages of text walls if there is an app
mousenonce is posting in this one, ziedbelg is posting in the other one. so fucking GRIM
i think ill just wait to see where diego posts and stay there
>>212401606you can buy fridges for like £30-50 at the salvation army or a charity shop
>>212401598good post
reckon I probably shouldve spent those hours listening to an audiobook even if the information wouldnt go in if I did, because im not reading that one anyway - except the ones authored by Facchini which I have read all of them kekeke
I once ate a British guy's asshole. It tasted pleasant.
>>212401673Nobody cares mousenonce
I would also say that it is best to find the first hundo, then get a decent dupe of that Pokemon and level it to 90% of its max (pro-level 42) and get the coins worth out of that Pokemon to transfer it when you are a higher level, to level the hundo like I did on accident
probably not sportsmanlike to capture the gyms when the kids are at school (I will just have to risk getting 20 Pokemon at gyms and not being able to fill the home gyms if I forget)
reform got the same 4 million votes, Farage got with UKIP in 2015.
I know Farage and his pals in the media love to make out like he's made some ground but when you consider the giant amount of money and free advertising he gets, his life time pass to Question Time, Tice's daily seat on Politics Live, GBN set up specifically to fund him, etc.
Yet, still only the same 4 million knuckle draggers who voted for him under UKIP.
Wonder how long he will do this for before getting angry about getting 0 (You)s before he starts throwing a tantrum for attention
1.1% APR interest rates is insane and I dont know if I should take £50 to add Natwest to the bank or to get a TESCO bank/credit card for the club card points when I use that to save or buy chocolate at TESCO
>>212401729How old are you mousey?
>>212401762>knuckle draggerswould you call darkies the same?
>>212401788If they believed anything that came out Nigel’s mouth then yeah
its so worth to spam berries on gyms to silver. gold badge this week
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the wild zangoose fled...
I'm trying to find the words to describe rorke without being disrespectful
>>212401954You think about rorke a lot don't you? Why is that
Should tell my parents to put their savings in a money market fund to avoid any tax changes coming but they're total retards and will refuse to do anything vaguely sounding like investing or 'markets'
They told me I was an idiot and going to lose all my money when I started a stocks and shares ISA
>there's our little martin lewis
Going to strangle my Willard to some hot loli before work. Cereal for tea.
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>>212402079who is then i dont get it
>>212402079don't get these blokes who think there's always only one enemy and that magically makes others friends
OK its giving me candy XL now for some reason and its saying that it will now cost 20 XL candy to level the Pokemons up to like 1k CP level
>>212402098Muslims according to that guy
>>212402142Not a fan of either
I've planted surveillance cameras in the ladies washroom at Aldi. I love having full access to bird's spaces. I'll watch my female coworkers taking a dump and jack off, or go inside the washroom and smell the pungent aroma and get insta hard!
>>212402038No, fuck them. tell me instead. I want to learn about investing
>>212402187Buy an all world ETF (eg VWRP)
Dont go for divestment, go for accumulated
>>212402187invest in Monster Energy
>>212402225Go read what the Talmud says about goyim
>>212402229its not a binary choice you sperg
>>212402041>>212402065>>212402173I guess you thought these posts sounded hilarious in your head and you would get so many (You)s and finally fit in, yeah?
toilberg lets us cock off 1 hour early today get in
>>212402246as if a small cock /brit/ poster will win
Donald Trump if you're reading this let me emigrate to America I will join ICE.
>>212402238No one comes here to fit in lol everyone here is an outcast.
Gonna go for my morning walk. Gotta get the exercise in.
back from my 3 day ban, did I miss anything?
>>212402236You’re retarded
>>212402316we loved and lossed
If the yanks hate communism so much why do they pay taxes?
why did Mr Bean
cross The road
so He could
Have a
Meal With Gary Eats and
Teddy !!
Pretty sure there are two older women at toil who would shag me if I play my cards right.
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still makes me laugh
mental how irreparably fucked this country is
best buddy boost only applies to the Pokemon when it is actively your buddy, so there is no point in doing it (after 20 best buddies)
without letting another lad fuck you to see if it turns you on how can you be sure if you are gay or not?
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in ancient times he would of been a gladiator
>>212402445I dont know man
Do you feel like you want to shag blokes?
Do you think about other mens penises in a sexual capacity?
>>212402447*puts a finger up your arse and wiggles it around*
reckon there are any health benefits to drinking loads of piss?
*blogs on that I am 98% of the way through the wilver gym badge*
I've drunk that
And I've drunk this
I've ever spewed up on a pint of piss
Got a 3 day ban on reddit so here i am
>>212402444what's your favourite osrs music track
>>212402504would love to test this out (with diabetics also), and give them carbon monoxide, arsenic, or carbon dioxide with the piss to test a few things
>>212402522How's your arse then lad?
>>212402320no you
it's both jews and muslims
apparetly arsenic doesnt displace oxygen
unless it was fruit flies crawling over the sandwich box and going under my nose, which they have done before
almost got rid of them all and then they had a population boom
Should i buy the 4 pack of Reese's peanut butter cups at 1 am?
me stepping into the local fried chickers
wait, these are two different women? I thought it's the same one.
Any lad fancy a bumming? I'll have Reese's peanut butter cups on hand.
leftypol thinks half a dozen communist wogs + jeremy corbyn are going to force labour to move hard left he's absolutely deluded
stop the bloody presses
the man that kicks the football has died
>>212402606You should buy a gun off the brown guy at the counter and blow yo head smoove off
>>212402627cloned from the same facility
>>212402627Awful, vile slags but Lily Phillips is much fitter
>>212402671He's a tall Indian guy who talks to an AI girlfriend simulator on his phone set to speaker. I laugh every time I go in there..
>>212402663at long bloody last. game's gone (and that's a good thing!)
>>212402627mental how much free promotion the british gutter press gives these vapid whores
>>212402648wogs will go with anyone that will offer them gibs and let them impose their religion
>>212402692plankton's computer wife is becoming reality
>>212402627god I fucking hate bogged slags
computer, load celery man
how come there's no ruby granger ai porn yet
mad that 37K+ steps is only ~1.7K calories
shot of tequila is 53 calories
thats 32 shots of tequila is all that walking
Now, TAYNE I can get into!
>>212402798I saw it on some X account just now. Pure coincidence
They look like my Nan from Dundee
oh its a tranny not a neanderthal
>>212402777>>212402785>>212402799>>212402821>>212402846mad how all the leftypol stereotypes are true.
whereas rorke doesn't actually exist
oh I get it now. the XL candies
All the Nord kids today listen to Khajiit music, dress like Argonians, eat commercial Imperial fast food, talk with Orc slang and buy skooma from Dark Elf dealers
>>212402871you were saying?
feel like the same 5 songs have been playing on the radio for years now
>>212402958thank the altmers
>>212402984rorke isnt stereotyped as a rioting looter though, so try again mongo
>>212402984if he was black leftypol would be defending him
I simultaneously want the white birthrate to go up and I also want mass global population decline
A planet of 4 billion people, half of them white.
>>212403051It's WERE, you IMBECILE
>>212403065this would beat the final frontiers and filters
>>212403065Best I can do is all your neighbours are half white
so this is my Pokemon Go 5/14/15 10 CP cascoon
to defend myself. the other is to do some damage to the rival teams (max attack max damage nothing else matters)
he saw the was/were meme and thought "this is gonna get me so much pussy at the rallies"
>>212403076Wrong, retard. "If he was" is also correct English. You got mindraped by the school teachers that drilled that crap into you.
>>212403124Was/were are not pronouns.
Mad how white people's response to brown people killing and raping their children is to loot a greggs
in Pokemon Go the Pokemon IVs are randomized when you trade them so there is no point in getting good Pokemon for others and actually you might as well be trading the shittest Pokemon to other people
always expect the worst
that's my philosophy
>>212403217>implying they are human
just realized i've not eaten in 3 days, probably should eat today but have lost all form of appetite
>>212403208>"It was actually to throw bricks at police officers, set their cars on fire, and set fires to asylum centres"Southport riots were the biggest moment of kino in Britain in years. It revealed to me that the white British will inevitably do this again and again the longer Britain declines, the longer that nonwhites keep committing atrocities (which is inevitable). The British state had no means to actually control the riots until the energy and passion cooled down by itself. In a scenario where something like the riots were organised and disciplined, the British state could easily be deposed
got a dogshit zinger lined up
>>212403300GCHQ wants to have a word with you
I identify as straight, but sometimes I like to cuddle nude with a British guy, and kiss his neck and caress his scalp with my fingers as we fall asleep holding each other. not gay.
Cronems, katy and timmy walk into the bar....
>>212403329and I caught this Pokemon this morning while I was out jogging :) so its not not worthit
and I got a level 10 shiny Snivy on that jog/walk
want to buy a gift for a colleague but it's really expensive and i'm afraid he'll think i'm gay
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Christ
if I were a policeman and my uniform was street clothes, then in my free time id wear a fake police uniform or fake-police-horserider uniform with the POLITE on the back
Rorke cripwalking into Spoons honking of knock-off Creed Aventus, sitting down in the corner and ordering a pint of Punk IPA from the app
>>212403372Entrapment. These massive pussies in your law enforcement sought out a lad online and promised him a gun, and then arrested him when he arrived. They're pussies. Everyone knows about the real crime problems in your country.
>>212403372would be great if they were as efficient with pakis
Aventius is something youd call a sword or something
Business idea: Rorkehunters videos
>>212403300>set fires to asylum centresAnd failing to do any of that thoughbeit
At an "asylum hotel" near us the fucking retards just went in one broken window and straight out the other
At least you smahshed up a brewers fayre though, well done lads
>>212403372Weird how they foil 20 Islamic terror attacks every year and we get nothing but for this guy we get all the footage, hidden cameras, different angles the lot
>>212403372Rorke's been done
OK I dont have to go to the shop right away if I still have anxiety about spending my money, but I can shower now and that is one less thing stopping me later :)
>>212403403No they arrested him after he gave the guy £3,500 and then collected what he believed to be the gun and walked off that isn’t entrapment
Rorke walking the aisles of Home Bargains like Mr McMahon, putting ramen noodles and chocolate and and crisps in his basket and peering over his sunglasses at the checkout as he taps his Monzo card on the reader.
3 grand for a gun phoar better be made out of gold
>>212403427I'm amazed there hasn't been some sort of high profile attack using FPV or bomber drones yet
We've had 5 years of drone drop videos from Nagorno Karabakh, Syria and Ukraine but fortunately it seems ragheads in Europe are far too stupid to use them
>>212403427they have a narrative to push
Should of asked him if he was a cop first
They legally can't lie eh
>>212403449Yes it is, because the lad was enticed to break the law wheras he wouldn't have otherwise without government agents enticing him to break the law. Entrapment.
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So this is rorke
British, American, French, Russian "Neo-Nazis" are an interesting phenomenon, historically
Would be a bit like seeing young men in 1890 Britain going around as Neo-Bonapartists or imagining a young Julius Caesar in 70BC as a Neo-Carthaginian
>>212403503no more than them being communists
>>212403480So how come he’s plead guilty
Rorke manspreading and openly vaping at the back of the bus 12pm bus from Huddersfield to Barnsley whilst listening to Oasis on his Anker Soundcore earbuds. The only passengers are him and an OAP with a shopping basket on wheels.
going on a diet monday, for real this time
>>212403403Seething aren't you
>>212403503in fact, that is a very retarded post
easier to prove that he would have than would not (ve) so idk why you fucked yourself
>>212403519Communism is based tho why shouldn’t we get a free apartment
spaki settling in for another 16 hour 4chan shift. he's in his mid-30s btw and does this every day of his life
>>212403503>British, American, French, Russian "Neo-Nazis" are an interesting phenomenon, historicallyNot at all, and Germany created special positions and divisions for foreign volunteers to join Nazi Germany. Many Americans, French, and Irish did just that.
>>212403536>Communism is based thoit's not
been supermarket, got food
>>212403523he's also drinking a 2l bottle of pepsi max which he keeps in his drawstring cex bag
>>212403480Entrapment is not a legal defence in English law. Regardless, even if you took the American view on it - It still isn't entrapment. The guy wanted to buy a gun.
Rorke trying to project "aura" as he autism-walks past a group of Year 11 girls in Burnley town centre, hoping desperately they can't somehow tell he's just been to the Jobcentre to sign on. The fly on his Next jeans is down.
>>212403536Good post, fuck the rich, they should give us free stuff
>>212403546Turns out all along National Socialism was International Anti-Socialism
>>212403520Likely was ill advised by an attorney, and doesn't know the law himself.
The government cannot entice citizens to break the law in order to punish them. Unfortunately they do get away with doing just that.
Google what age are year-11s in the UK
>>212403555You don’t want an apartment? For free?
>>212403572It depends on whether the government contacted him first or vice versa.
>>212403597of course i want it
and i'd get it if we got rid of jews and darkies
19th century Swedish neo-jacobites
never seen a nigga more desperate for mates than adam
proper sad act
>>212403583Something like that.
shortbreads are probably the best food at rank 1 foods, for basically all scenarios. like in the artic
we at /brit/ say RIP to Michael Madsen
Nintendo/Niantic trying to tell me to close the app/my phone I think. I dont want to get banned so I will :3
>Decade-long online "Rorke Next Jeans" campaign revealed to be competitor strategy by the M&S clothing store's marketing division, insider scoop reveals
shortbreads are probably the best food at rank 1 foods, they are the best for basically all scenarios. like in the arctic or in poverty and wartime
would you marry a welsh woman? i think i'd find her voice too annoying
MAYBE I SHOULD CRY FOR HELP
MAYBE I SHOULD KILL MYSELF
BLAME IT ON MY A.D.D BABY
TOIL
>>212403712Marrying her and exclusively speaking to her in Cymraeg would feel very trad
Rorke skulking into Asda to buy an energy drink and a ready meal and getting traumatised by the birds eye secturity camera view of his bald crown on the way out.
>>212403712isn't catherine zeta jones welsh?
>>212403723this country is a joke
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>>212403736Get in the oven freak.
I ate at least 3 spiders last week because of the Bank of Scotland. permissible because they are not insects (god willing). they are more of a sensation than taste, and the sensation is like the tang of citrus. they run across the tongue, most of the time. thats when you eat them. they werent the house spiders that I have, nor were they baby hunter/ambush predator spiders. they were in some bread probably
adam spending his time making up rorke posts no one replies to lmao
>>212403740Not really south Wales is basically English
>>212403758this feels like a fake mousenonce post
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the way to deep-fry shortbreads is going to be with sugar. I will use muffincrumbs as breadcrumbs. and I will let them ferment pre-fry for a few days and have the muffin crumbs have cream on them to help with the blueberries I want to put in the shortbreads. hopefully it will make them ferment into alcohol because if that works then in the future I can go make alcoholic cakes
I ate some berries also. maybe some cherries. today I found another berry tree in real life so I ate some more berries
now I dont need to buy a carton of orange juice
>>212403802that's a nice head of hear i'll give you that
>>212403770... yes anyway, i'd marry catherine zeta jones
>>212403802Wouldn't get a girl's attention as a normal person but would positively make them wet and horny if he murdered a few people kind of physiognomy
>>212403803I just buy Walker's shortbreads at the Rite Aid, me. Tastes like there's a whole stick of butter in each biscuit to be fair.
>>212403821but this isn't true
AI loses again
>>212403821yeah I was going to say something about the rioter maybe getting a full meal out of the Greggs by looting it, which otherwise costs like a million pounds. youd have to get sooo much to be full off a Greggs
>>212403796Nigel? I’m Welsh through and through?
>>212403824Michael Douglas is most likely an insanely good lover so you'd have big boots to fill
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>212403839yeah using kool-aid as the sugar is a good idea. maybe still a mix of kool-aid blue or purple flavor and brown sugar because I do want to try that
there probably is an entire stick of butter or margarine in each one
Welsh guys have amazing arsed
ex girlfriend has been messaging me
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home office not even bothering to check if people are leaving when their visas expire lol
rotten corpse nation
>>212403860no you're a gog faggot that is basically scouse
you're anglo
Rorke subvocalising in the queue at Subway as he desperately rehearses his order.
training this new woman at work, she's a polish woman in her 40s and incredibly rude but her daughter is very fit and roughly the same age as me - so maybe there's something that can happen there. god give me strength if I'm forced to work with this bitch.
>>212403860would you marry a welsh woman or would her voice be too annoying for you?
>>212403738No because this literally happened to me last year and I still think about it
so i made a new barclays account and cashed in the 1000 pound cheque on the app and straight away i can see £100 available balance? wheres the rest?
>>212403877That doesn't sound good luv, not to be rude. Kool aid is very artificial tasting. I wish I had a gf who made them tho, i shouldn't complain.
this is me, turning invisible because of shadows in the dark
Rorke listening to the FM radio app on his phone on the bus because he ran out of data.
>>212403901His order: tuna mayo with extra mayo.
>>212403900Is it true you guys put on that exaggerated accent because you’re insecure about the fact none of you can speak Welsh?
>>212403968this is the famous gog cope lmfao
stick to your soccer and lager you english fanny lol
>>212403968lol rattled him with this one
tuna mayo extra mayo. add mayo. add mayo. put a little extra mayo on it. extra mayo. tuna mayo no mayo. put mayo from the tuna on the mayo tuna mayo, and add mayo. add mayo. add mayo. add mayo
>>212404009Who’s English? One of us is bilingual the other exclusively speaks English in his gavin and Stacey accent
i daren't post what i'm thinking of
Rorke listening to downloaded MP3s on his Nintendo Switch with wired earphones.
>>212404027not on a blue-board, you can't. but the fellas on >>>/hm/ won't mind, I'm sure
tuna mayo extra mayo; go heavy on the mayo. im getting on a bus
I’ll vote for corbyn and saltana
>>212404026no one wants to learn welsh because no one wants to speak to gog twats like you
I'll vote for phwoarbyn and satsuma
you're just posting things you do but writing rorke instead of your name
yeah no NSFW words on the blue board
>>212404064Can’t call yourself Welsh then ;)
is there mayo on that burger?
rorke has toil from 12:00 till 19:00 and is absolutely fuming about it because it means he won't be able to go out with his friends tonight
Rorke insisting that bone-pressed measurements are valid.
>>212404104but I can? I guess no one in ireland is irish because they don't speak it
imagine trying to gatekeep a nationality fucking hell lol
the welsh are fighting each other
rorke might pick up a pizza from iceland tonight
>>212404123You can’t compare Welsh and Irish like that lmao. Welsh isn’t a nationality, it’sn ethnicity. I know you’re insecure you can’t speak the language of our ancestors so we can leave it if you like I don’t want you getting irate again
not mad at them just feel sorry for them
Rorke describing himself as "smart but unmotivated".
Rorke daydreaming that his high school crush made him her other half on Bebo. He turns 39 in two weeks and lives alone.
>>212404163yes, I'm ethnically welsh, and thus a welshman
I accept your concession
>so we can leave it if you like I don’t want you getting irate againyou're ony saying this because you've done yourself lol
>>212404185My high school crush is still single at 27. I peek at her socials.
>>212404200Done myself how? You’re comparing Welsh and Irish in this conversation if you had a brain in your head you’d know how retarded that is
Post the bloody new, I got a cracker of a post waiting
only 2 wobuffet today and didnt even have a pinap berry for 1
The fans on Rorke's 2014 ThinkPad whirring at max speed blowing hot smelly air around his sweaty childhood closed-window bedroom as he plays HOI IV on low settings.
why isnt Google providing free global internet
>>212404234not an argument
>>212404321The entire country of Ireland has the same level of Irish as south Wales ie a few party trick words, “bore da” etc
You’re ignoring gwynedd, ynys môn, Ceredigion etc
I’ll call you Welsh if you want but deep down we both know the truth
this general makes me think that you must be the most depressed country in europe
time for that shower then isnt it