The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America edition

this is the thread

I FEEL KINDA FREE

>>212401111 (OP)
quads command it

>>212401161
I want to bring him back home to santa barbara where he belongs

hi. um, hi

>>212401197
>Santa Barbara
is this northern or southern california?

>>212401049

desperately desperately need a name

>>212401111 (OP)
Lord North was the most disastrous failure this island ever put in charge until David Cameron came along.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
AND TO THE REPUBLIC
FOR WHICH IT STANDS
ONE NATION
UNDER GOD
WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

Haven't had a dream in a long time. See, the life I've had can make a good man bad.

>>212401248
Was just saying this

>>212401111 (OP)
>Pic
This was a mistake.
Americans would be happier today if we stayed in the common wealth

>>212401197
Sorry but he already lived here in western nc where he belongs. With the rest of us freaks

>>212401250
Just was thinking about this, I haven't had a memorable dream for at least a year.

>>212401218
southern california
it's north of los angeles on the other side of ventura county which borders los angeles county to the north

>>212401111 (OP)
happy 4th to the united usa of goymerica pbuh o algo

>>212401279
is that true?

Friday lads! Enjoy it.

>>>212401277

do yanks ever call the fourth of july "fojo" for short? if not then they should

>>212401250
morrissey house in hollywood
morrissey americana

>>212401373
no LOL

>>212401346
Need a disgustingly wet blowjob from this dominatrix!

>>212401373
we call it boom boom day

>>212401111 (OP)
hi golems and britgolems. happy 4th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXbbEA26Ec4

>>212401341
https://www.starnow.com/u/timbyrne1/
Forgot he also went to Santa Barbara

Wish Diego was here to ruin the thread with his Bible talk

this is unironically a masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGxQ_c0bkU0

>>212401419
Holy based

Been shitting massive piles of blood the last few days.

>>212401429
Can you please tell me who Diego is?

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>>212401426
ah yes I see very good

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>>212401430
really do wonder what caused this. he was obviously at one point a very smart person. but surely developing schizo doesn't lead to this level of actual retardation?

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>>212401430
Tim effortlessly achieving what captain beefheart strived for

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>>212401466
/brit/'s most clever regular poster. He reads a book a day for fun and explains all the politics in the news to us in terms us dumb-dumbs can understand.

rorke the typa nigga to pull his pants all the way down when he pisses

>>212401499
you just don't get it

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>>212401473
i wear a casio g-shock
>>212401490
i don't drink
>>212401502
my car is electric
>>212401521
my phone plan is with optus

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>212401524
Kek I remember in elementary school there was a tradition when you moved up to 1st grade and stopped pissing with your pants down that you had to slap the bums of the younger kids that hadn’t figured it out

reckon virtually every self employed 'person' is swindling the tax man to some extent
Rachael should start by clamping down with them, not us hard working professionals

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

My pee smells like fish

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

My pee smells like cereal

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>81708636
I've never been to five guys but recently I've accidentally switched to a non-BBC station on the car radio only to hear the phrase "only seven pounds for a hot dog" in one of their ads, nearly lost control of my vehicle

am mentally ill but cannot imagine being this much of a boring cunt

>am mentally ill

Sorry for party rocking

right well thats breakkie sorted isnt it?

>>212401614
But, cansnonce, I’m afraid you ARE!

>>212401657
ktim

got a grand off grandad for my birthday but the natwest app isn't letting my cash in the cheque so im going to have to incel walk in to town and speak to the bank lady and im terrified because i have no idea how it works

>>212401709
Set up a Barclays account lad. You can do it on your phone in like 5 mins and cash the cheque through that. Then transfer it over to your NatWest.

why do british people allow themselves to be ruled by kings and queens and lords? shit straight out of 1200 BC

>>212401739
surely will take a few days before i have access to the account?

>>212401709
Sure! Here's a shorter, more confusing version focused just on the process:


---

To cash a cheque in the UK: bring photo ID, a recent utility bill (but not too recent), your bank card (even if you're not using it), and stand in the “Pay In” queue to ask if you can “cash out”. They’ll tell you to fill in a slip you can’t find, then send you to a desk that doesn’t exist. Eventually someone appears, scans nothing, stamps something, and says “it’ll be in by Thursday, unless it bounces.”

I'm leaving

go to a bank which gives you free money for signing up with them for the first time

God Bless these United States of America

>>212401757
No not Barclays, you will have access to the app the same day and you can transfer your money over. I know because I was in the same position as I got a cheque from HMRC last year and my usual bank wouldn’t let me cash it with the app, but Barclays did.

>>212401797
okay will give it a go thanks

Would u

how many jeets and pakis post with uk flags here?

>>212401844
100%

>>212401657
not that freak

>>212401849
*raises paw*

>>212401854
Marry her?

sanctionedsuicide has just blocked the UK due to Ofcom's ongoing investigation. The same process 4chan is currently going through, it's literally over
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0w8r79ey5o

>>212401880
Not going to happen get a life mate

>>212401877
If we were in love, sure.

>>212401897
Gay

>>212401709
>hi i want to put this cheque in my bank account

wow that was hard. how do you people as stupid and pathetic as you even exist. complete waste of skin

>>212401880
>2 more weeks

getting my daily dose of ratpedo in the other thread with the butchered title

>Rosie Wrighting, MP for Kettering
corrrr

What's your favourite belgium post lads? For me it's >>212401535

>>212401931
Only a matter of time before he comes here and has a giga meltie because he’s not getting attention so enjoy this place while you can

>>212401932
looks like a tory

need deegs here to explain how to set up a vpn
noone else bother, he's the best for explaining everything and you'll just advertise your own vpn provider

selling vpns down chirk car boot

>>212401977
>deegs
does vpn stand for virgin penis?

They’re adding copper golems to Minecraft!

>>212402001
when the body is hotter than ambient temperature its better to wear a wicking layer which draws heat away from the body
when the ambient temperature is higher its better to wear looser clothing to shield the body from the heat

>Caitlyn Jenner's longtime friend Sophia Hutchins was killed in a tragic ATV accident when her vehicle plunged 350 feet down a cliff near the reality star's Malibu home.

love is beautiful

mental how toilet paper was a luxury product at one stage

The Jews now want it to be illegal to not sell your house to an Indian in America

no big deal

>>212402091
Good luck expecting the pig brained British underclass to understand this, or to wear fashionable linen outfits like they do in more civilised countries along the Med. It's either grey wog tracksuits or nothing for these scum.

>>212402139
It was only 5 years ago mate

>>212401932
Her priority is helping refugees

The government and the police have lost control of Britain's streets, while the chattering classes can't stomach the obvious solutions.

>>212402139
most pointless product ever every toilet should have a bidet attachment

>>212402206
You're supposed to wipe first, then wash with the bidet.
Otherwise you just blast all the shit down your legs and have even more washing to do.

>>212402253
don't ever tell me how to clean my own arse again

20 XL candies (and 20K stardust I guess) for 30 extra combat power on my Pokemon is insane and mental

not insane or mental
just sad and immature

another heatwave next week lads get ready

>>212402206
F off to /cric/

>>212402297
*farts in your mouth*
haha

Always forgetting to cleanse my batty crease after my bowel movements

>>212402091
>when the ambient temperature is higher
What so 37°C+?

Wish to play hockey again this season but I have no time for leisuresport.

*bursts into the thread through the ceiling*

>>212402144
nobody listens to the ADL

Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy
He's sat back while she's dropping it, she be popping it
Yeah, she put it down slowly
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy (woo)

>>212402824
catchy tune that

>>212401560
No, I earn exactly £12,570 per year thanks

>>212401560
iirc it's estimated 40% of VAT doesn't get paid

>>212402903
ah no it was corporate tax
source: https://www.ft.com/content/52abc545-338c-4519-bb4b-c29ab2dd6910

>>212402824
what motivates an englishman to speak like a black american?

>>212403029
*englishperson

>>212403083
fuck off m8

>>212403083
what motivates an englishman to become an 'englishperson'?

>>212401419
Pretty based

For me it's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUFOqfZNI6E

hello are tangle teezers british?

>>212403411
Brit here. I don't know what that is.

>>212403421
oopsy sorrry I forgot pic

>>212403482
no we dont have hairbrushes here

feminism is the admission that women are inferior

the next most active general on this board after /brit/ is the swedish one

>>212403492
oh no oh no then why is there a union jack on the packaging then? I was going to buy this one but now I don't know

>>212403559
why are northern europeans the biggest incelposters

fucking hell that other thread is dire

>>212403496
it's the admission that many men use their superior strength to bully and exploit people who are not as physically strong as they are including women

>>212403569
>Pulfrey appeared on Dragons’ Den in 2007. He pitched "The Original" detangling hairbrush to Peter Jones, Duncan Bannatyne, James Caan and Deborah Meaden. Pulfrey offered 15% of Tangle Teezer for £80,000 but was rejected. Jones labeled the brushes ‘hair-brained’, Caan said they were a ‘waste of time,’ and Bannatyne said he wanted to ‘pull [his] hair out.’

>In July 2021, Pulfrey sold a majority stake in Tangle Teezer to Mayfair Equity Partners for approximately £70 million.

mad

might become french

>>212403618
stay here with us it will all be fine

>>212402144
>Ensure that Northeast Arkansas remains a welcoming and inclusive community
thought arkansas has always been and continues to be a very racist place

>>212403646
duncan bannatyne is a scottish man

>>212403936
yes

Wearing some shag bands and yep, I am wearing fewer than I had on last week. That means I have had sex. With women

that paki who assaulted someone in manchester airport then assaulted 3 different police officers all on camera has denied all charges. what sentence does that get you in this country if found guilty?

>>212404028
3 week suspended sentence

>>212404028
he'll be compensated

>>212404028
a pardon and apology from sir two tier

Tim Byrne - Live at Wembley Stadium (2018)

think this might be dogberges final day. didn't eat his dinner last night, wouldn't eat a slice of ham (which I hide his tablets in) this morning. He's just laying in a bush in the garden

on the cans
firing up Radio X Oasis
getting ready for tonight's gig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDwoE1VL4AE

>>212404137
Sad news lad, has he been ill or just old? Sucks to let them go, but if he's in a bad way it's the kindest thing to do.

wow so impressed by my neighbour mowing the lawn for the tenth time this week woop woop lets give a round of applause to my neigbhour lads very impressive isnt he

>>212404310
get a job you lazy cunt

Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy
He's sat back while she's dropping it, she be popping it
Yeah, she put it down slowly
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy (woo)

>>212404325
i am working from home

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

>>212404310
Boomers do be cutting they grass

Rorke's da works part time at the Amazon warehouse

>>212404310
He woke you up and you're crying like a coward to us rather than him because he'd knock you spark out. Wish he posted here and you fucked off forever.

>>212404282
old and ill. He's not my dog, looking after him for my uncle who's on holiday. Don't know if I should text him.

Just finished reading Marley and Me

AMA

>>212404362
thats a film mate. you dont read films

>>212404353
prijecton

(*^_^*)

Rorke thinking of epic comebacks to his childhood bullies in the shower. He’s 37 and rapidly balding.

>>212404376
\*u*/

>>212404347
mmhmm they be oiling up that grass making a big mess x

This website is the only social interaction some people get here and they spend it being an asshole.

>>212404398
kahTEEEEEEEEEM

>>212404391
why is he wanking his willy? I don't want to see that

>>212404398
That’s not Rorke that’s me!

Rorke I heard you want your country back
Ha! Shut the fuck up
Rorke I heard you want your country back
Uh-uh, you can't have that
Rorke I heard you want your country back
Ha! Shut the fuck up
Rorke I heard you want your country back
Well shit, me too

Sup crodie

right well that's a woman wanking her big cock with a fleshlight then switching to a normal wank, ejaculating and then smiling at the camera

>>212404405
a lot of the lads on here are miserable and live very sad meaningless lives and they use this website to lash out impotently at the world lol

rorke spending every day on 4chan despite being in his 30s

>>212403616
Why do you want to get rid of Jews and brown people?

Easy win
1-0 to me
Hope he kills himself the cunt

>>212404440
>a lot of the lads on here are miserable and live very sad meaningless lives
ktim, but I love my mates on 4chan.org/int/brit

Rorke ordering a 1.99 McDonald’s meal deal from his bus ticket

What's a new opinion I should have?

Rorke speeding up as he walks past the migrant hotel on his way to the Jobcentre

>>212404443
ktim

>>212404434
I be at New Ho King eatin' fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy, crodie.

Sucking a filter coffee lads

the scrandemic

>>212404484
It's weird you can look at women and understand what kind of relationship they have with their father.

your taxes will be going up to keep are mark fed with organic food from ocado de lads it lush

chonging on a candyfloss vape and sitting in the garden posting on /brit/ on my phone

does life get any better than this? :3

>>212404502
>basketball
FOY

>>212404502
better times

>>212404502
>Nike
>Fender
>Basketball
Just brish cultcha things. Lol

>>212404520
hate this country

The lovely Asian women. Cute. Polite. Make dinner for you. Feminine. We love the Asian women, don’t we folks?

>>212404561
I love Russian women

>In the press conference, Mr Farage was asked about another of the policy announcements his team had trailed before today's event - that "We will put the interests of the Welsh people first and make sure that local people go to the front of the social housing queue."

>He was asked to explain how he defines someone as being Welsh.

>He said: "It has to be someone who has lived and is settled in Wales, paid taxes and obeyed the law, If they've done that for five or ten year period then I think they've every right to say they're part of the Welsh language community."

Civic nationalism is on par with "if they identify as a woman they're a woman" tier delusion.

>>212404552
Tim is a massive Yankboo. He attended UC Santa Barbara (go Gauchos)

>>212404620
WAGA
Yeah seriously a shit skin paki or wog isn't Welsh. Piss off

Going to stroll down to the bank and try deposit these

>>212404652
why

>>212404373
It was a book first

>>212404629
Oh really? I'm from California, went to US Santa Cruz. I'm just teasing him.

can hear the jews scurrying about in their tunnels in the walls of my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom lads

What’s the yams?

>>212404662
Because I have no use for loose coins

>>212404452
they want to get rid of me, in my own land

can feel the second poo the day brewing deep in my bowels

>>212404552
Most Brits don't watch basketball. Tim just loves watching sports.

>>212404502
>Blackstar
And I got the beginner kit accusations just days ago, grim

if tim was in america they would have kicked him out of hospital months ago. not such a craphole country now is it tim

>>212404696
>my own land
If you own a piece of land then it's yours right? Do you own a couple acres or something? And why do you think brown people are trying to evict you from that land?

Draper bros….

>>212404755
do you mongs go on courses to learn how to be as disingenuous as possible? its quite impressive really

>>212404755

>>212404678
Tim desperately wants to move out of this craphole country and go back to California, would you let him live with you?

>>212404778
Know quite a few women who might have done this

The House of Rothschild conspiring to put extra pickles in my happy meal when I deliberately asked for none

>>212404755
did you miss the glastonbury darkie incident? "heard you wanted your country back?"
well he should tell that to palestinians, LOL

>>212404797
demoralisation campaign
the jew fears nothing more than a motivated white man

>>212404804
No mate, sounds interesting, what happened exactly?

>>212404804
Heard you want la France back?
HA! Va te faire foutre!

>>212404778
>>212404780
If you own a piece of land then sure that's your land. Other land isn't your land. Are you dense or something?

>>212404804
Yeah he was mocking racists who say things like "we want our country back", which obviously means "we want brown people out". So the singer is basically saying "well guess what, I'm staying here, fuck you".

Rorke jour

>>212401111 (OP)
Witnessed

>>212404854
we got it back once

>>212404827
Brown communists fear the Aryan-Semite alliance

>>212404872
seems spot on to me m8

>>212404874
you really need to try harder than this spaki

va t'enculer

mate these Indians need to put some fucking socks on I don’t want to see their minging feet it’s absolutely vile

>>212404872
Isn't that the idea behind fascism as well

>>212404872
can't tell if it's a skit or not

morning team

>>212404872
broken quite a few faggots in my time

>>212404909
Roy cohn was based

rate the lunch order lads

>>212404929
va te faire enculer*
go get fucked, go fuck yourself doesn't work in french

>>212404954
Morning mallard

>>212404969
grim ting

>>212404965
He relished throwing leftwing Jews under the bus and even made efforts to make life harder for gays even though he was gay himself

True patriot

>>212404970
merci

>>212404954
is that a crack pipe

>>212404982
mallardmong is a stuck-up super-autist with ocd traits. i sincerely doubt he is a druggie mong living in squalor

>>212404929
You need to get on the chatgpt translations lad, I fly by undetected in most generals

>>212405007
planning a trip to france?

>>212404919
I'm not trolling though

>>212405026
>>212405027
No, I did a level french but I'm really losing it

5th SS Panzer Division Wiking

>>212405036
correct. convincing people you are retarded is indeed not trolling.

>>212405026
Is it as good or better than Google Translate?

>>212405027
>>212405047
putain de merde

>>212405014
No it’s a dude weeeed pipe

Toil company getting bought out, last time this happened I swore I'd leave as soon as I could since it was such a mess before, but I'm going to stick around like a good cuck and inevitably get fucked over again

heard the phrase "only seven pounds for a hot dog" in a five guys radio ad

nearly lost control of my car

>>212405047
unless you're rich, an intellectual or planning to make dirty deals in africa, french is otherwise useless
better learn mandarin, language of the future

>>212405085
well you should have given me that advice ten years ago

That my wife on the right.

>>212405047
I speak at B2 anyway but it’s useful for others
>>212405061
It’s great with the correct prompts to make it context appropriate, knowing what you are looking at helps though

heard the phrase "only seven pounds for a hot dog" in a five guys radio ad

nearly lost control of my car

>>212405107
mad how half of them are dead

>>212405107
toujours pédophile, bougnoule?

ALERT BRIT BROS

IT'S NOW ILLEGAL TO BE A INCEL IN FRANCE.

https://globalnews.ca/news/11270910/france-incel-movement-women-attack-arrest/

>>212405132
is there a single white person left in france?

>>212405129

>>212405132
c'est choquant à voir

bojour je suis bogdanoff

french incels coming over in small boats

penus wenus kek

>>212405154
retourne sur /fr/, cafard
t'as quoi maintenant, 30-35 ans? toujours puceau
c'est ton père qui doit être fier

>>212405172
french (brown) incels coming over in small boats

2 years ago I should’ve stood up for my mum and fought a grown man but I didn’t I bitched out and did nothing. Ever since then I’ve felt like a pathetic pussy every single day

>>212405141
FRANCE WAS NEVER WHITE

PROOF
https://youtu.be/ukG6cAZWW6Y

>>212405059
I think my intelligence is fine to be honest

>>212405117
their hot dogs are super tiny too, you can wolf it down in 2 bights

cant imagine having friends from toil. like people you sit and talk to about things not related to work at work. or even text/ meetup outside of work. worked with the same people for years and know nothing about them apart from their names and which city they live in and the places they have been recently on holiday. saying that i dont have any friends outside of toil either so might just be me

don't think i'd like to do porn
was trying to record shagging my gf and getting into the all positions was quite hard
not enjoyable
would rather just fuck normally

This is what happens when /fr/ slags us off time and time again and you cowards fail to go in there and bully them

j'ai baisé ta mère, la grosse chienne

>>212405228
>bights
howling

>>212405239
i don't understand what they're saying

smoking CRACK

>Need to arrange meeting with vendor for issue at toil
>"A meeting? You need to call our support guys 30 minutes before to arrange it"
>Do so
>"Oh, you need to call 5 minutes before the meeting"
>Wait and call in again
>Guy hangs up before I get a chance
>Get through a second time
>"A meeting? It needs to be arranged 24 hours beforehand"

>>212405239
Both countries are toast. As is mine.

It's friday

ta mère a des siennes comme une putain de salope

>>212405103
YOU DON'T KNOW ME YET BUT YOU WILL ON AN INTERNET FORUM
LEARN MANDARIN NOW, NOT FRENCH

>>212405230
not trying to insult you but do you have any friends? it's like any kind of social setting so I have a few friends I made from toil who are around my own age who share similar interests but obviously I'll never go for a pint with the middle-aged mothers who just go home and watch love island

>>212405290
god i would eat her minge

The darkest black woman of the Uk.

Is it true that Lithuanian people cause crime in Britain?

>>212405297
des seins (tits?)

Friends from work? All my colleagues are women (except one) so it's never gonna happen.

>>212405326
if that was me I'd probably end up shagging them all

>>212405300
mdr

>>212405342
This was me and exactly what I did before I became NEET

>>212405359
Yh of course mate

>>212405342
Only kissed one at a Christmas party. Still wank to the thought now. I wank to all of them, sometimes under the desk when we're on teams meetings

Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy
He's sat back while she's dropping it, she be popping it
Yeah, she put it down slowly
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy (woo)

>>212405371
wanking to a woman without their consent will be banned in starmer's britain

>>212405310
Hmm too mousey for me

>>212405371
vile incels like you should be euthanised

can you get a virus from going on a streaming website
im thinking no

>>212405408
It's not hurting anyone

>>212405420
what if your mum found out
what would she think?
what if your mum was fit

>kissed one at a Christmas party
didn't know I post with literal chads

>>212405416
Generally no unless you're very silly.
You'd be surprised how very silly some people are

anyone up for a game of whist?

>>212405453
Hmm rather suckable

>>212405466
>>212405466
>>212405466

>>212405453
Is this how yanks spend 4th of July