Thread 212403557

Blues At Midnight ed.
Old >>212398346

Dragon Quest Builders 2 sub-edition

pretty zooted rn

catberg smells funny now. he probably dove into the neighbors trash or something

Gonna do a cheeky jackoff

*obama voice* uh... where da pussy at? uh.... barry want pussy!

'tsover

I miss Obama.

>>212403601
Same
Weeeeed

relapsed on the gay man sex

>>212403677
>first black president is named king oogabooga
who wrote this shit, Tolkien?

Do you guys ever get intrusive vivid flashbacks of painful childhood memories?

just found out my new snapfu is a dyke
inconsolable

where should I get slop from tomorrow
most local places are usually closed

>>212403907
no, never
are your trans, by chance?

>>212403926
McDonald's, do you have the big arch over there?

>>212403939
I am not. I’m just a guy. Why do you ask that specific question?

>>212403926
just go to a store deli and pick up some wings or something

I'm hungry nigga

Someone needs to feed me

Gonna send dadberg to get me Popeyes

>>212404800
Your poor dad
At this hour?!

>>212404016
How about the Big Arse

>>212404866
Yeah so what I'm hungry

Amazon fresh won't be here till the afternoon fucking suffering

>>212405278
Do food stamps work with Amazon fresh?

Happy Treason Day

>>212405423
The English were the traitors.

>>212405278
Amazon French and they send you a French gf

Holy fucking shit: https://youtu.be/3h-JYx76QNM

>>212405411
ask your hillbilly mom

>>212405423
>>212405491

>>212405592
John Harrington also invented the flush toilet btw

>>212405491
Nuh uh

wheres the lamb sauce

Guess the ethnicity.

>>212405968
you would have to be insane to think he would actually clean that up

>>212405968
Kek.

poland

Just completely obliterated a skeeter. SOB didn't even see it coming. I just totally heemed him.

Went back to school cuz I can't a find a job. Can a 23 yo retard with no prior work experience get internships in your country?

>>212406420
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD FUCKING LUCK

Thought today was Saturday award.

>>212406420
As a tradie

>>212406420
Probably depends most on the field. The head waggers flood engineering positions something awful

Die y̶u̶p̶p̶i̶e̶ zoomer scum.

love watching ice raid videos

Can't sleep or won't sleep? Which way Western man?

>extreme peace is a letdown
>joe bernstein actually does write for the new york times
Are the good guys losing?

Remember that 17 year old sister of the German e-whore I was talking about a few days ago
Very smart marketing move introducing her over than span of a year with SFW thirst trap content and now she made a post saying she’s 18 now and thus fully legal and I am expecting pussy and vagene and booba very soon

>>212406599
>>extreme peace is a letdown
is that a popular sentiment among mde fans

>>212406645
Remember back in 2018 when everyone was excited chicks born post-2000 were finally legal and could do porn?

>>212406645
More deets, I wasn't here for the lore drop

>>212406650
On /tv/ yes. The fanbase at large, idk.

>>212406728
what about it is a letdown i saw a mde livestream about some skit from the show and it only had 900 live viewers those numbers looked bad

>>212406599
>>212406650
I watched the first episode, and haven’t gotten around to watching other ones yet, as I didn’t find the first ep particularly captivating. It wasn’t terrible, but just kind of mid IMO. Might watch more now, since I’ve been reminded.

>>212406706
I don't remember that. Why would 2000 be important?

why does everyone on this website use a frog to represent themselves

>>212406866
i am a green frog

I'm a Jew.

>>212407007
imagine being the winning sperm then just masturbating and playing video games all day in adulthood

>>212407035
If I was the best sperm imagine all the rest.

Been listening to the same two songs on repeat all night.

finna take a shower anyone want to join me?

Happy 4:20 AM!
>>212407128
I can feel a shit brewing so yeah think I will.

>>212407128
take a pic

Remember this meme? It was short lived but I enjoyed it

>>212407128
Only if you turn away when it's time to scrub my asshole and taint
I'm shy

>>212407197
in this household we still make daily burnt offerings to the ceiling bird

Is volunteering a meme or can it help you get real jobs?

>>212406708
Not much to say really!
Just women things
https://x.com/creami_cloud

>>212407357
i feel like this shouldn't be allowed

Thought provoking! Please use a translator of your preference

https://archive.is/FBXfi

>>212407465
This “pay me for my emotional labour” shit is crazy. Do women have any idea how expensive it is for guys to engage in a relationship? Pretty easy to rack up thousands of dollars in just a few months, even if you’re just doing stuff like bars and restaurants, and not doing anything extravagant like vacations. Especially crazy considering young women now earn more than young men. How about you pay me, sweaty

>>212407357
Seems heavily edited, but the one on the left is a dead ringer for this girl I used to work with. She invited me over to her place for tacos one time but I heard she had herpes so we just talked. Probaby still should have hit it idk

>>212407465
They have it backwards imo, most men stagnate or become worse through there partners. It's by losing them or trying to get one that they become better. Though I'm ebarressed to say I still lament my first marraige even though it's been over 10 years, i know without a doubt I am a far better man for it now. Ego death can make or break you

>>212407541
Some at least legitimately believe existing in your space has immense monetary value. My bro's ex wanted to keep his rv as compensation for "domestic services" while she was with him. Get fucking real bitch

Have terrible eye boogers

>>212407351
Not gonna help you when every employer is Indian LOL

>>212407617
Yeah, it must be some kind of projection. Every girlfriend I’ve ever had talks about how I’m “her rock” and shit like that; that she emotionally relies on me, etc. Whereas they’ve always just been nothing but added stress and headaches, from an emotional standpoint. The sex is fun ALBEIT

>>212407357
>big bandage on her thigh
Oh God you just know she's a cutter.

>>212407723
Belle delphine ass bitch. Is it ai or did they hit randomize character too many times

Things my GF does:
Laundry
Dishes
Vacuuming
Household shit

Things I do:
Cooking
Fucking her
Listening to her whine about work every single fucking day
And that is the REAL emotional labor
She needs to pay me for that ever checked what a psych session costs

>>212407357
>>212407723
nothing sexy about women who look like that, give me a muscle goddess to worship instead

>>212407847
The unsexy part is the prey animal uncanny valley face. There's no way they just come out of the box looking like that, must be ai face editing or something

>>212407798
Idk they might actually look like that (god knows what is underneath that makeup tho) because there are vids of her sister sucking cock and all and it’s pretty much the same face
But she has vitiligo on her cucci
Cute or pass??

>>212407899
Ber sister (the older one) at least looks human to me, would smash/10. Don't much care for cock sucking videos, though, p in v or I'm not into it

I love hot teenaged girls so much

For me? It's early twenties. They look fully matured and aren't quite as insufferable

How much would you pay for one of these?

Happy Independence Day, lads.
How are you going to celebrate today?

>>212408146
Fireworks, beer, and some riding. Not in that order, naturally

>>212408146
I'm going to watch anime in my room and play minecraft

You’ll be married in a year in the suburbs
A kid on the way in three
Convincing yourself you’re living the American dream

>>212408127
wow that looks disgusting

>>212408320
As is your right as a Free adult son

>>212408146
i dont know maybe ride my bicycle to the beach but its raining a lot

>>212408127
I don’t think I’d want to eat that for free, but I can understand how prisoners enjoy cooking up some creative combination of commissary slop for something to do, to exercise a little personal agency, and to eat something other than the boring official prison menu

should i bring my rain jacket with me incase it rains when i ride to the beach? im also afraid it will get hot outside and i will have no where to put it when i take it off

TOTAL
MOSQUITO
DEATH

>>212408466
Bring a backpack

>>212406599
LOL no way

I heard the first episode was shit but saw lots of posts glazing the second one

Haven't seen either as im disillusioned by MDE lately

>>212408512
good idea im not going swimming anyway so my backpack doesnt need a towel and i will have enough room in it for the jacket

>>212408478
Haven’t had any bites so far!! They seem to prefer the gf because she’s getting fucked up BIG time

>>212407357
ZAMN

Ordered slop. Gob bless America!

>>212408655
no fries? no sweet treat? what the helly

God bless the United States of America

>>212408678
Not needed, also too expensive. Thank you please come again!

PEI is handling my food this morning :(

>>212408718
>too expensive
Brokie

>>212408745
Is he Anne of Green Gables’ cousin

>>212408655
same here. ordered two cheese burekbergs. one for me and one for dadstein

>>212408842
What about momberg
>>212408685
Got any plans for today?

Just did a big poo squirt.

>>212408841
Anne of Gleen Gabers

>>212408941
So true

>>212408992
Instead of Gilbert making fun of her red hair he makes fun of her bound feet

>>212409030
LOL

Ann of Green Giblits have you ever thought of that one?

Girbert making fun of her plebeian unbound feet

FUCK SALT

How about Anne of Green GAYbles and she’s transgender

I wish I could remember more about Anne of Green Gables so I could make it Chinese. Might be time to rewatch the television series (fuck books).

I think the mtf trannies who then say they're lesbians are out of their fucking minds.

hot pockets sold by the each
a troubling sign for the economy?

Why are guys like this?

>>212409257
Can't wait to buy these with Klarna

>>212409257
Oh no...

Dairy consumption has been associated with a decreased risk of colorectal cancer

No one's even thanked me for my service yet

>>212409567
Thanks for your cervix

9am
listening to king von
grinding
in my mode

I had to shit after making my covfefe and now it's sitting there getting cold

My post in the dutch general got removed for racism

>>212409646
Simple: just drink covfefe while you shit

That's too much at once. Shitting requires all of my concentration

Sitting with my legs crossed all gay

>have to work on-call (IT) today
>gotten multiple calls now from people about stupid shit
Why the fuck are you people trying to work on your three day weekend

FUCK the united states if america

>>212410231
Anal or oral?

>>212410231
If America what

>>212410261
again

>>212406420
Get into a trade

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves

I would let a femboy ride my cock if I weren't afraid of getting AIDS

Morning covfefe bros. Happy 4th of Jewly to my yankee doodlers.

vaginas are actually gross

it's too early for gay shit, you fags need to take the morning off.

>>212410721
This
It's the 4th of July, you're not allowed to be a fag today

Even with his father working at Columbia and lying that he is black mamdumby still couldn’t get in. How retarded is that nigga lmao

>>212408874
she is in herzegovina

I just found out Serbia started WW1.

Thanks a lot you guys jeez

>>212411081
Did he actually say he was black or that he was "african-american"?
Because if I were born in Africa I would absolutely put that on an application

>>212411655
"Black Non-Hispanic"

But he’s gonna be mayor of New York and you’ve never had a job

It's 2025 and rates of HIV are rising in heterosexuals, while dropping in homosexuals and LGBT people. (Data from Australia)

I'd say that's what they get for how they treated gays during the AIDS panic but nowadays having HIV is benign because of PrEP.

Happy 4th of July you animals

>>212411655
He wasn’t even American 9 years ago, let alone 15 years ago or whenever he applied

>>212411733
>It's 2025 and rates of HIV are rising in heterosexuals
All me

He still isn’t American. A faggot muslim indian communist can never be one

i decided im gonna go to the beach later in the day so i can see the fireworks and happy people

My family came here from old country in the 1880s to bug chase

>>212411864
>honeypot.exe

>>212411864
What is wrong with r*dditors man they are so deranged

WEESA FREE

>>212411864
hes right

>>212412078
forgot image

why are they so evil

>>212411864
Delicious libtard faggot meltdown

>>212412118
When 100 million are deported it will end up okay

macho man randy savage

>>212411733
Also many new HIV cases in the first world are from an international partner (online relationship, green card scam etc.), usually a woman, migrating from a worse country.

>>212411864
>millions will die

you're just whistling Dixie

>>212411733
In Canada, the GBMSM (Gay, Bisexual, or Men Who Have Sex With Men) category is 13,100% more likely to be HIV+ than the normal population, so the rates would have to rise a LOT for normal people to catch up.

america belongs to the anglos

>>212412182
Homophobic and racist chuds stay winning

>>212412299
and celtics and germanics

>>212412325
chuds dont have relationships

>>212412325
IDK man HIV is rising in heterosexuals and dropping in homosexuals, that's not a homophobic win imo

>>212412335
i said anglos

i'm doing back and legs today. going to have an energy drink before my work out

>>212412383
Vile *nglo scum.

>Anglos
>Angels
Coincidence?

im so ashamed. ashamed of me. shame on me

Hi cuzs please stop charging this guy >>212400351 10$ for potato sandwitch.

couldnt fuck the irl because I was doing nofap and didnt get hard. embarrassing as fuck. at least I sucked her tiddies.

Employment

>>212412604
jai hind

>>212411864
>this is no longer a functional democracy
>because uhhh.... the candidate I voted for did NOT win the election

>>212411945
wtf

i cant wait to get you in my mouth

>>212412477
There is a pope that commented on the angles saying they should be called angels with their pure white skin blonde hair and blue eyes

Fight Forever

>>212412768
also you

>>212412604
>mmmm potato starch enveloped in bread starch
What a retard

>>212412841
and you

those fireworks sure are expensive

Few people know this

>>212413032
@grok is this true

>>212413032
do you think they're both in Hell for committing suicide? or would God look past this for all the good they had done?

if you guys want to know something about herzegovina you can AMA. born and raised there

just found out that shoeless joe jackson actually wore shoes

i need to start working out but i don't know how. which AI can solve this or is this a /fit/ question

>>212413202
do you guys every bring up the genocide or does everyone just pretend like it didn't happen?

hello

>>212413244
start going for daily walks and doing 5 minutes of stretching in the morning, legs, arms, back, shoulders, and neck

unless you're looking to twinkmaxxx and become a powerbottom I wouldn't ask /fit/ anything too specific, 98% of them are homosexuals who post there purely to look at mens' bodies.

>>212413263
herzegovinians think it didn't happen. we consider it a war crime, not a genocide

>>212413278
hi

>>212413202
whats the difference between a bosnian and a herzegovinian

>>212413422
hows it going

I would like to tease and please your blank and make you blank over and over

I am not celebrating the 4th of July I am broke and only have 4833 dollars

>>212413244
Find some simple 3-5x a week lifting program and look up Scott Herman fitness or other YouTuber videos for how to do the exercise. Start with machines if you are too scared to lift without a spotter

>>212413474
good im waiting for amazon fresh now

>>212413472
herzegovinians are smart and evil while bosnians are stupid and honest. also herzegods are taller

>>212413244
Beginner Full-Body Routine (3–4x per week)
You can do this at home or anywhere.

Warm-Up (5 mins)
Get your heart rate up and loosen up your joints:

Arm circles – 30 seconds each direction

Leg swings – 30 seconds each leg

Jumping jacks – 1 minute

High knees – 1 minute

Bodyweight squats – 10 reps

Main Workout (30 mins)
Do 3 rounds of the following exercises. Rest 30–60 seconds between exercises, and 1–2 minutes between rounds.

Exercise Reps Focus
Bodyweight Squats 15 reps Legs, glutes
Push-ups 10–15 reps (on knees if needed) Chest, arms
Glute Bridges 15 reps Glutes, lower back
Bird Dogs 10 each side Core, stability
Plank 20–30 seconds Core
Superman Holds 20–30 seconds Back, posture
Step-ups (stairs or low chair) 10 each leg Legs, balance

Cool Down (5–10 mins)
Stretch to prevent soreness and improve flexibility.

Forward fold (hamstrings) – 30 sec

Quad stretch (stand and pull one foot back) – 30 sec each side

Shoulder stretch – 30 sec each arm

Child's pose – 1 minute

Deep breathing – 5 slow breaths

Tips to Stay Consistent
Start with 2–3x per week, then build up

Track your workouts in a notebook or app

Set a reminder/alarm to work out

Play music or follow a YouTube video to stay motivated

Progress by increasing reps, time, or adding light weights later

eastern europe and the entire baltic region always seemed like the Mordor of europe, until i realized the actual villains are people like Macron and Merkel

goodbye meemaw and peepaw i'm off to the city to make my fortune

What's the difference between a meme, a joke and a funny picture?

I wish I had a time machine and use it for a pointless reason like seeing what scottish movie theaters were like at the end of braveheart

>>212413761
made one

>>212413679
i wish i had a time machine so i can convince your mom to have an abortion

if you didn't watch pro wrestling as a kid you have no heart. if you still watch it as an adult you have no brain

>>212413784
I would go back in time and personally abort you before you get a chance to have me aborted

>>212413783
to be fair this board hardly has any active tripfags

>>212412477
According to Bede, Pope Gregory I made this exact pun 1400 years ago

>>212413825
you dont know when i was born

>>212412790
>>212413871
Great minds think alike, huh

>>212413244
Get a gym membership. Watch youtube videos. Nippard and Israetel both give good advice once in a while, but both of them are annoying as fuck. Nippard should be a good choice to learn about the basic exercises, as he goes through 20 of them in an half an hour long video. Then as you progress also watch other youtubers I guess.
Decide how much time you want to spend a week exercising, and choose a split.

>>212413804
WWF nu-metal guys from the 00's are bearded soyfaces nowadays.

drinking covfefe

>adblockers are not allowed in youtube
>install 2 more adblocks on top of the one i had
nice try jewgle

my amazon fresh order is 3 stops away! hype!

>>212414038
That happens because you're a faggot

>*hides ur faggot reply*
sorry what was that

It should be illegal for people to look at me

>>212414191
Why? You are ugly as fuck?

One of my direct ancestors was a crusader King of Jerusalem. Realistically the jews and saracens owe me reparations

One of my direct ancestors was Kanye West

>>212414217
Augustus was my grandfather.

mom is ordering flanigans hype!

Do you guys have plans for today or are you wasting the 4th?

>>212414508
Mostly working, I will probably kick off an hour early without telling anyone since I'm a WFH chad. People are still setting off fireworks since Tuesday, I expect I'll get another free fireworks show this evening.

They were also lighting those chinese paper lanterns and one landed on my neighbour's roof causing damage, he was screaming about it on Wednesday morning and a roofer is up there now replacing some stuff.

Good death to America morning

>>212414567
why dont you go out to the town square

>>212414620
The town square has sadly been taken over by junkies and hobos. The police just allow it because it keeps them contained and they don't have to chase them all over the city.

should i go to a comics/vidya/anime convention

I hate America and Americans and Christians and jews.

>>212414699
in my town it use to be that way until we elected a republican jew who has no tolerance for low lives

>>212414731
Then leave faggot

>adult son that owes his entire lifestyle to america hates america
Many such cases

There are some deeply chinese individuals in this thread

>>212414508
Going to the pool hope it's not crowded

If you hate your country yet have no actually skills and resources necessary to leave it for another then you should hate yourself for being worthless piece of shit instead

might hire a hooker idk

>>212414508
im wasting it by spending part of it with other people

>>212414915
this

There's nowhere else to go. I'll stay here and do everything I can to drain the system and make it die(legally)

Jason will be dead from cancer in 5 years or less.

>>212415067
Based

>>212414731
game

theres this homeless american who moved to mexico with 2k and now lives there

>>212415105
Are we human, or are we cancer?

i need a coomer game to play

>>212415473
Stellar blade. It's actually good

this isn't so bad

>>212415541
is that Spinny's neighbourhood?

>>212415537
Looks like shitty playstation movie game with ugly visuals and weird anatomy.

>>212415537
i want to create my own waifu

penis

>>212415541
that's pretty well maintained for a trailer park. usually they have old toilets and rotten wood in their front lawn

i only play games with good graphics

>>212415541
no sidewalks, typical Burgerstani shithole.

>>212415603
>shitty playstation movie game
nope
>ugly visuals
nope
>weird anatomy
Eh, ya kinda

>>212415667
get a car, walking is for europoors

>>212415537
How's the jiggle physics

>>212415667
you don't necessarily need them on low speed suburban streets, Europe is the same way, but chances are there isn't one out on the main road either

>>212415702
those look like ps2 models

The hot dog eating contest is on

Hot my dog

not in the mood to drink today

>>212415769
>he thinks people obey the speed limit
lol wut

>>212415067
There is a whole world you can go to. You are just a jobless unwanted worthless retard!

>>212415938
Wagie ragie lol

>>212415892
yeah people drive slower in that kind of neighborhood if it's not a through street, check out suburbs in the nordic countries, they don't have sidewalks either

noticing more and more indians in media and commericals the powers that be are really trying to normalize their mass migration here

>>212416087
they also have a total population of 10 million so their traffic is like America's from the 1950's.

found a jason thread on vee

>>212416117
meds

wagies should be glad to pay for us Neets. the strong need to care for the weak

finally
>>212416175
>>212416175
>>212416175

>>212416158
its the truth

>>212415738
Good, not absurd like many coomer games are.
>>212415771
Ya the models are the weakest part of the game odly enough. They're high def but they took an artistic direction that makes them a little lack luster imo. The environs and other visuals are great, though