Thread 212405466

england's green and pleasant land

>>212405466 (OP)
needs tower blocks and millions of brown people

>>212405466 (OP)
I saw this boy
And he looked at me
I noticed him
But did he notice me
Why did I act so shy
Didn't say a thing
'Cause now I'm wonderin'

>>212405466 (OP)
Get the migrants housed here
Get the migrants fed here
Get the migrants washed here
Get the migrants wanked here
Get the migrants paid here

I saw Jo nudes.

Need a French gf

>>212405466 (OP)
leftypol despises this

>>212405506
I'll volunteer for wanking them off

>>212405466 (OP)
leftypol necking his antianxiety meds for the panic attack after seeing this

I fell in love
With this girl I saw
And I'm pretty sure that me and her have met before
So why did I act so shy
And didn't say a thing
'Cause now I'm wonderin'

>>212405517
they prefer black men unironically

>>212405478
>>212405506
>>212405518
>>212405562
alright can you all just calm down and post about british culture? post about william blake or something

>>212405568
THIS !!!

>>212405581
alright.

anyone been to luton recently?
seen any good exhibitions there?

McPoo with Frank's RedHot® Mayo Sauce meal (large) with an orange Fanta zero and a poo McFlurry

>>212405517
ZAMN

>>212405581
british culture is made up
I'm welsh through and through

>>212405604
je ris encore de ton "son" haha
t'es vraiment une grosse merde

>>212405517
for me it's italian

quand un mec est déprimé sur /fr/, je lui dis "au moins t'es pas prignoule"

>>212405432
Can’t base your life on what your mum would think

>>212399218
we're all in here lads

Doing an evil sloppy curry spicy bumhole diarrhoea poo when I'm supposed to be toiling >.>

yeah?

>>212405742
YEAH

>>212405478
the biomass, as it were

>>212405742
>>212405774
good posts. powerful posts.

>>212405742
So this is Rorke?

reminder that rorke is actually Irish

>>212405800
Rorke is ginger??

please verify your ID to post in /brit/

Committing a love crime on me own nigger arse

>>212405836
How do you know that? Did you see him with a brown woman?

>>212405870
rorke is an irish name

A million Palestinians to Ireland when?
They have both the space and willingness

>>212405893
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy
He's sat back while she's droppin' it, she be poppin' it
Yeah, she put it down slowly
Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he left his kids at
Ho-ee-oh-ee-ome, so he can get that
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot
At the body shop, doing something unholy (woo)

>>212405895
Get them housed
Get them fed
Get them wanked

the beautiful gio scotti

>>212405478
Unironically we should build on the green belt. Not necessarily tower blocks, but we need more decent affordable housing.

>>212405893
I’m telling my grandkids that this was Rorke.

>>212405956
she should get checked for skin cancer

leftypol origins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OakLTLOoXQk

doing an excited gay porn dsnce because dtfic will be logging on shortly

bring back the british seaside holiday

skibidi toilet

erm

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1751607443897374.jpg

On the alcohol toil today, I'm a NEET wastrel you see

sex
cum!

>>212405999
They'll assume you're senile and chuck you in the looney bin because that picture looks nothing like the portrait of rorke in their school hall

>>212406047
grim

>>212405956
She is my wife

need a psych gf

>>212406067
yeah? what's grim about it mate?

>>212405973
no we dont. we need fewer immigrants creating an unstainable population.

leftypol thinks the whole of the countryside is "the green belt"

>>212406047
a woman's fanner??? on a BLUE BOARD???!!! JANNY!!!!!!!!

>>212406037
>tattoos
Automatic 0/10

>>212406091
Truke

>>212406065
My grandkids will be homeschooled same as my own kids and they’ll believe whatever I tell them about Rorke not what Keir Starmer wants them to believe about Rorke.

leftypol thinks they will ever stop

>>212406083
leftypol thinks the countryside is the white belt
it's racist, need it paved over to house diversity

Remember fatpheebs? Just come across her Instagram and she's got her tits out

Wouldn't look though they're absolutely vile

calling child abuse services to give my kid a good hiding (it has misbehaved)

where's diego

>>212406134
blacked to death

>>212406079
she's a bad psych
proper bad bitch with some fat tits
who knows how to take a good dick
yeah with that proper lick lick
makes me wanna hit hit

>>212406080
not gay just don't think fannies look very nice

>>212406081
Even if we shut the borders completely tomorrow, there are lots of Brits already, who need homes. So i think we should build on the green belt. Another thing that could help would be increasing taxes on second home ownership.

shut it wigger

>>212406121
Seems more an /r9k/ type of gal

leftypols new 'ttoo

>>212406147
sounds a bit gay mate ngl

you have to take out their families

>>212406157
She's was a lolcow on here for a while

leftypol ignoring the countless miles of brownfield land to build on and instead demanding countryside be paved over. he hates beauty. its anathema to him.

fatpheebs mentioned

80 berries to go and its the gold gym badge yep

https://x.com/theChurchOfFonz/status/1940540683905126798?t=ZUbb3izcO2men28_3hWA8A&s=19
Quite literally me

>>212406148
no there aren't. every single person in the country has a roof over their head or can be provided one if they want it (some homeless people dont)

Some say it's the Guinness, that clouds up me mind, or the stories me grandad, left far behind. But I'm thinkin' it's somethin', deep down in the brain, a
a touch of the iron, that drives me insane. They say we Irish, got a touch of the rust, Hemochromatosis, a curse. Too much iron buildin', in the ol' Irish head, that's why I'm drawn, to the coloured instead.

>>212406165
meanwhile rorke:

picking up dogberg's poo out of the garden

>>212406067
>he does not appreciate the tasteful bush

leftypol wanking his pathetic little penis while watching white women getting pounded by thick black glistening cock

>Lush green fields and ancient oak trees? YEAHHH BUILD ON THEM
Immigration-supporters are literally fucking spastics

>>212406220
tasty snack for later :)

>>212406220
good boy

>>212406121
>>212406157
>>212406185
Stop replying to your own posts to create a false sense of interest in them
Go rope

>>212406232
Need the bush demolished and affordable housing built on her bikini line

theyd be against immigration if it were fit women wanting the men here

leftypol's favourite bit of LotR is Isengard because thats what he wants for the country

>>212406232
I like bush, but observed from the front where it's the showpiece

I just want the jacked up sauce
and a righteous rojo ring?

>>212406258
Schizo moment

>>212406237
bah, a few solar pannels here and there will compensate
can't put a price on darkies everywhere and cheap deliveries, eh?

wow 80/20 thats fancy eating over here

leftypol, mouth agape as he chugs soy milk

>>212406258
You've lost the plot diego

Rorke thinks if fit foreign women were coming over here on small that they would be looking for smelly bedroom virgins in their mid-30s who’ve never had a job.

>>212406267
your mum loves my jacked up sauce

>>212406304
>muh boogeyman

>>212406304
diego would be name fagging today

leftypol demanding every blade of grass be removed to make room for a blacked gay refugee cuck

>>212406304
Hasn't he. He's been utterly mind-raped

ok then ring Taiwan bitches over see what happens

>>212406317
you've seen my mum? can you tell me where she is? I haven't seen her in nearly twenty years

>>212406314
kek tim

>>212406320
he’s taking the day off in honour of his almost-namesake the late diogo jota

>>212406339
shes been here sucking down my jacked up sauce

>>212406342
cor shes fit
closes her eyes too long would not bang

>>212406287
you dont understand, it's the heckin' rich people making you have an issue with your homeland being a dustbin for Africans and Bangladeshis. If the heckin' rich people weren't mind-controlling you then you wouldn't care

>>212406205
Rents and house prices are expensive. More properties would reduce prices. And like I say, maybe second home ownership should be taxed.

>>212406342
Moni is cute and I’m tired of pretending she’s not

>>212406342
The girl in front and to the left of Poley is his sister, the one he said he used to wank over

>>212406383
they're the ones profitting from it

>>212406385
less immigration would reduce house prices. that doesn't require chipping away at the greenbelt

no response to the slitty fanny argument then. get filtered

Yo, it's Seamus, from Dublin town, with a story to tell, 'bout a love that's true, a magical spell. Forget the Colleens, with their pale white skin, my heart beats faster, where the rhythm begins. I'm talkin' 'bout sistas, with a fire in their soul, and a wig on their head, takin' control. They tap it, they tease it, a beautiful sight, makes this Irish lad feel alright.
Now, some might say, "Seamus, you've lost your mind!" But I'm drawn to the loud, the one-of-a-kind. The ones with the laughter, that rings through the air, a simple heart, beyond compare. They ain't complicated, no time for the fuss, just good times and craic, and a whole lotta us. The white women, they're quiet, they're always so shy, but the sistas, they're bold, reachin' for the sky.
Now, science, you see, has a part in this game, it's the iron in me, that's to blame. Hemochromatosis, it's in the Irish blood, makes us crave the vibrant, misunderstood. It's the iron overload, that messes the brain, makes us seek the opposite, again and again. The melanin's dark, a beautiful hue, and the wig-tappin' rhythm, sees me through.

leftypol has taken such a beating this thread think we solved politics

>>212406342
without context they all look so bored, I wonder why they're clapping like robots

deliveries arent even cheap. you are expected to tip AND theres a delivery fee. theyre too retarded and "living life" like the Pepsi ad (live life not enjoy it o algo) to fucking protest and get delivery fees removed instead of tips. the same way they clap for social credit score water faucets

>>212406450
Moan to them directly. You won't because you're a fat incel coward.

just been arrested for doing an incelwalk and told to get back in my smelly bedroom where I belong

I'm satoshi nakamoto

they love calling people "incel"

ripe and ready to eat MY ARSE
false advertising should be JAILED aldi CUNTS

>>212406450
who said deliveries are cheap? you pay for the convenience as has always been the case and pay more for using an app. most local places also have their own delivery drivers if you order directly to avoid deliverjeet's fees

>>212406483
incel detected

>>212406287
>>212406287

shut up nigga

only click a post or video from a woman if they're attractive and I bet it's the same for everyone. life is too easy for them

Anyone got the spreadsheet of all questions being posed to Diego today?
I have a question around if Jesus ever had a wank, and if so, what to

>>212406369
:\
I don't think that's true

spam/flooding. irrelevant catchphrase. poster is a spambot. user is avatarfagging.

>>212406518
yes he wanked exclusively to shota

>>212406410
Like I said, even if we ended all immigration tomorrow, there are still lots of people in the UK already. I think we should just build more homes. The countryside is nice of course, and we should still have green spaces. I think more homes would make sense though.

why are fats so intent on pushing their fat agenda on normal healthy people

hey there delilah
whats it like in poo broke city?
you're a thousand piles away
but girl tonight you look so shitty
yes you poo

dragging their knuckles cus they never invented the wheel

mental how the entire culture and discourse in this country revolves entirely about 2 groups of sand people fighting over a bit of desert thousands of miles away

>>212406540
scromiting at this

she so sbeautiful

Jews love immigration so much because it doesnt matter what race you are youre all the same level of animal/chattel which is one below them

>>212406534
you didnt actually say that. you've been oscillating between the issue being not enough houses and houses being too expensive.
the greenbelt doesn't need meddling with if immigration was lowered and many existing immigrants who dont belong here removed. even more impactful if brownfield land was prioritised which would satisfy your desire to just build things when better solutions exist

This is my impression of rorke if he were on take me out
>"Hi my name's rorke, I'm 32 years young and I hate pakis!"

>>212406587
she's a doctor and an fbi agent
and there's no such thing as aliens

PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
FIND IT EEEEASEEEEH

TO WALK AWAAAAAAY
IN SIIIIILEEEENCE

based daddy trump

Well honestly at least if we have blacks and browns in tower blocks it'll be much easier to convert them to fuel

>>212406587
It's sad when The Syndicate is destroyed woops spoiler alert (The Syndicate is the name of the people that Mulder is fighting sorry I can't help it)

The diaspora's here, from the famine's plight, built the cities, day and night
Then came the Windrush, sunshine and steel, Jamaican rhythms, the way we feel
We met, we mingled, a beautiful blend, mixed-race babies 'til the very end
Curly hair, brown eyes, a vibrant hue.
A new generation, strong and true.

Jews love immigration so much because it doesnt matter what race you are were all the same level of animal/chattel which is one below them to them but obviously they want the people who clap for water faucets and social credit scores given to them without them doing any of the work like some sort of benevolent entity is sitting in a cloud somewhere giving them technology and shit like that money they are so entitled to so much so that they are developing only to beg and be entitled more as their only advancement in the last 3000 years

plenty of land in the uk if you built a couple multi unit houses no need to pave over the countryside

The best X-Files episode is when Scully looks directly at unexplainable and irrefutable paranormal activity then tells Mulder that it is easily explained away with science

was just saying this down the pub

>>212406646
Liverpool Irish Centre being at the bottom really is the cherry on top of the entire thing

Jews love immigration because they know Irish diaspora Brits will breed themselves into non-existence within half a century

obviously they want you to be poor and the path they are taking for that is the one where you need much more money to survive also

then back again

why not cut donations to Africa and let them all starve to death so that houses can be built there instead of on this country, turning us into worse China. because thats what it is

Saw hardestgeezer running down Broadway market yesterday

if you're working class and you go to oxbridge your family will treat you like a genius, but if you're middle class and don't go your family will treat you like a bit of an idiot

>>212406651
i'd be pretty ok with them making a few absolute commie dystopia cities full of highrises and just packing loads of immigrants into them. position them somewhere near bradford and just contain it all to a big paki zone where the good ones get taxed and if the rest of them can't sort it out then oh well it's just a shithole

use to be on the fence about politics but thanks to this thread and you based lads l've decided to become a white nationalist thanks!

>>212406604
>you didnt actually say that
Yes I did: "Even if we shut the borders completely tomorrow, there are lots of Brits already, who need homes."
>if immigration was lowered and many existing immigrants who dont belong here removed.
The number of illegal immigrants in the UK is probably quite low. There are lots of legal immigrants in the UK who have the legal right to be here.
>brownfield
Yeah we could build on that. But we could also build on the green belt, pic related. Look at all that available land. More properties around our big cities would probably result in more businesses, more jobs, and housing for the workers of those jobs to live in.

>>212406700
how dare they associate dogs with those vile groups?

>>212406724
let me guess
>oi, bob varley. shut up you muppet. bloody not on maaaate

>>212406148
just kicks the biomass out
there we go, more houses available

>>212406743
*nods*
*jots something down*

wait they like Palestine

just had a very large scotch

>>212406767
Oh my dayssssss

(*＾-＾*)

>>212406767
yes we've seen it before mong boy

wow what a shithole. nice shirt

going to cook a fry up for me and my ill brother

one more image of an lrish person being anti-racist and we'll win

>>212406828
Encourage him to get mates. He doesn't want to turn out like you, a dull fat blogposter.

man the first time was so nice, i had to do it twice

yeah that baby is cute. but rarely (or never?) is a strangers baby cute. so thats weird sort of like a dog or something

>Introducing our new hoodie, Unity The Diverse.
>This is a representation of Ying and Yang, the opposites. Cultures and people coming together to form diversity. OUT OF MANY ONE PEOPLE.

>>212406527
I believe the correct category is "trolling outside of /b/"

>>212406767
I basically sent exactly this to a girl I liked when I was 19, God I was cringe

>>212406845
charming!

>>212406767
>unread
oh nonono

the porn appears to still be working lads. dunno what you were all moaning about.

stay angry, keep the blood pressure up. lf you relax for even a moment they win

when were ofcom supposed to do it?

>>212406767
terrible, terrible way to talk to women

dont mind black people but I want to rape abos and colonize Africa

the "woman" I'm texting asked me if I have a fursona, it's over

watching that Blacked documentary on Netflix

>>212406887
she saw the preview in her notifications and blocked him

feel like fucking your mother and getting her pregnant wouldnt lead to many bad things if its a boy

>>212406767
>>212406875
>>212406916
Grow up, this isn't really a bad message at all. It's being honest about your feelings and is a mature thing to do, then you can just go from there

funny seeing scousers crying in the street with their flowers for a bloke who didn’t even know them lmao

>>212406767
over to belguim for comments

>>212406875
I was 15 and sent a Facebook dm to some girl I had a crush on. I would pay millions to wipe that from my memory

>>212406916
>>212406887
>>212406807
he actually got a decent reply tbf

>>212406955
... mine or your own?

Miss Ireland

>>212406995
don't care don't bother posting it I won't read it

>>212406974
Posted from your smelly childhood bedroom (single bed)

>>212406948
If you're nervous about your new lifestyle path, we could practice bumming together

>>212406957
nothing wrong with being honest about your feelings. but when you do it through a WhatsApp message, especially as an adult, it shows serious emotional immaturity
plus the best way is to do it with small action and comments that show your feelings before confessing it, and not splurging everything at once and putting them in fight or flight mode

pizza for lunch

>>212407005
like if someone did it

Incel Simulator 2025

got my knob out on omegle on the reg when i was 15

>>212407047
Let's see that arse then lad naughty girl

>>212407039
Posted from my kitchen waiting for my pizza to cook

>>212407072
that's a man

>>212407058
yes but my mother or your own?

Celtic Timmy lost her virginity with Pang Pang
He feels like Chad now. He feels unstoppable

>>212407071
:0

student loan should be paid off next year
will have paid it off in less than 10 years

>>212406957
The sentiment is fine, it's just the fact that it's through a text and the last paragraph is just unnecessary and makes him look weak

read today that inbreeding mice can lead to higher resistance to inbreeding, which sounds like a good thing that happens if you want to breed them to be resistant to inbreeding

>>212407047
would love to wank my cock over her tights clad thighs the lick it up when i spunked over them

Mad how we'll get united Ireland soon just cos both the south and north will be muslamic and black

>>212407084
From where I'm sitting, every real woman within a 50 mile radius looks worse than that. Fat brown cows. A brit guy in ladies wear looks better.

so chicken on it's own is £2.50

but if you buy a bucket it works out to £3.30

why the fuck would anyone buy a bucket when it's cheaper to get the individual chicken?

the sides? i throw that shit away anyway. not worth paying an extra £6 for some fucking chips

>>212407071
if this was in the early 10s I probably saw it

>>212407109
I agree with the last bit, but the point is that if she was actually stable or interested in him, the last paragraph wouldn't put her off. If the last paragraph was the dealbreaker there, then she really never had a foot in the door to begin with

wanking to the lrish language version of BLACKED RAW

>>212407111
just got a migraine trying to read this

finally deleted my reddit account that was just sitting there for 15 years unused
gods I was cringe then

corr bargain lads

I would kill myself if I lived inside your head

>>212407143
>bucket of chicken
only vile disgusting freaks would eat somethign like this

>>212407105
you got a 6 figure salary?

>>212407136
I love brown cows though, don't see enough here

>>212407163
playing the same games in your 30s you played as a child is it? grow up

>>212407163
never played crash bandicoot, me. was always a mario man
oh also: grow up

>>212407176
you serious? it's literally fried chicken, one of the most common meals around the world

bucket of chicken too good for that guy

>>212407105
never had one in the first place mate
just used the bank of mum and dad

Cryptic posting is passive aggressive noncery

i used to post on the student room
anyone remember that?

OK retards im out. cya
>>212407102
reminder that you are a KHHL virgin

>>212407163
spyro>>>>>> crash

>>212407162
did you delete all your posts individually and cringe everything you read one you thought you'd forgotten?

>>212407190
>>212407216
heatherpaedooooo

>>212407216
Imagine them being peace-trucked haha imagine the irony

>>212406764
Many immigrants have a legal right to be here and thus they can't be kicked out

>>212407179
You really would tire of them if you lived around them. Come to California and see for yourself.

Dublin uni

>>212407226
scremaing
toby has destroyed heatherpaedo

>>212407192
one shouldnt eat food out of a "bucket"

OH BEJESUS OIM GETTIN BLACKED

>>212407246
How did Turkey deport millions of Greeks who had been there for centuries when it's against the heckin' law-er-rinos?

>>212407263
It comes in a bucket, retard, you pull the chicken out and put it on a plate.

Nightclub
10 Eden Quay, North City, Dublin 1, D01 V6F4

>>212407179
see plenty of them down whitechapel high street

>>212407057
Feed him right now

eating out of a bucket too for this guy. has to waste plates and do washing up for a takeaway because hes too fancy

>>212407274
they had a population exchange with greece

>>212407278
why is she waving around palo santo

crying about jota agani

oo lala I eat my KFC off a plate with a knife and fork and my pinky finger sticking up

>>212407278
>>212407259
>>212407027
Imagine the orgasmic screams as the big black cock ravages their pink lrish pussies

>>212407163
got the tomb raider one
did a wankeroo to lara croft

>>212407278
They have the same IQ plus her brain is compromised by iron

heathernonce pls stfu

>>212407319
>her brain is compromised by iron
what?

>>212407319
you need help

there was an internet before these people came to it

>>212407234
no, deleted the account. read through all the comments and posts though and it was a right old cringefest

made a post in IAmA about deciding to grow my hair and beard long, cos I liked dad rock
asked in AskReddit about who was the oldest virgin on the site since I was 17 and a virgin
utterly LIED out of my ARSE about my sister and mum dying in a car crash so I'm having to care for my dad who has bipolar disorder
plus all my comments and posts came with the cheery naive tone of a child who doesn't truly know how shit the world is

some actual cretinous posts were made there. genesis of my modern-day /brit/posting self I suppose

Ad in the Republic of Ireland

>>212407278
have a video that girl

rorke talking about blacked and posting pics of black men to own the libs

>>212407349
english propaganda

>>212407358
she needs prison time

unsubscribe

>>212407278
when did it become appropriate to wear your underwear out in public? what a cesspit our society has become

>>212407348
>utterly LIED out of my ARSE about my sister and mum dying in a car crash so I'm having to care for my dad who has bipolar disorder
kek why’d you do that?

Reform UK Timmies will say this one is OK because they're based gooks

>>212407348
KTIM

>>212407390
unsubscribe

>>212407032
I don't even have it so jokes on you

>>212407385
salam alaikum brother

>>212407384
Same buddy

>>212407388
pooey arse wank I don't know ahahahah

>>212407423
you on the left. him on the left.

story idea: man wakes up one day in an AI-generated approximation of his usual surroundings

>>212407274
Ethnic cleansings have happened at points throughout history. I don't think the UK is on the verge of doing anything like that though.

Miss Ireland

tomb of the unknown poo

>>212407330
big iron xD

>>212407454
She has the Liverpudlian phenotype

>>212407423
me waiting at the counter as the paki men make my chicken wrap aha x

>>212407441
I'm white.

>>212407302
Reading Robertson’s and Kelleher’s and Tsimikas’s posts had me bawling this morning. So fucking sad

>>212407309
i dont eat that muck anyway
fried chicken is for you know whats

the wire is a very reddit program watching it back

I have never had KFC

>>212407506
you missed out
it used to be good but now it's utter shit

>>212407506
How's your arse lad?

>>212407488
gimp

>>212407532
How so?

>>212404253
>>212404253
>>212404253

reuse

reduce

recycle

>>212404253

>>212404253

>>212404253