Did you know indian high priests that worship Ganesha have an esoteric ritual where they slip on cow shit down a mountain? If they survive they're blessed with good luck for the rest of their lives and can then easily win the green card lottery and if they die they get reincarnated into an elephant demigod

>>212409228 (OP)
ouch, sounds painful. Is he ok?

No way they're this retarded, you're making that up

>>212409611
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/travel/destinations/5-visa-temples-in-india-where-devotees-visit-for-a-smooth-visa-approval/photostory/117974675.cms
>he doesnt know about the ganesha visa blessing

>>212409228 (OP)

>>212409611
it's real, i saw it in an educational documentary about indian culture called codex pajeet, i recommend it

>>212409611
After learning about the connection between the Juggernaut and Indians being killed by trains, I will believe anything about them

>>212409228 (OP)
Is this part of the ritual?

>>212409228 (OP)
I never did it ... Still have ok luck. Kek get fucked priests.