>>212418016>>212417891Don't listen to him since you are elegible for the law of return you (1 Jewish dad) then you can become an Israeli citizen and join the IDF through Mahal or Garin Tzabar if you are below 26. You can join artillery or Home Front command if you want to eminate "combat" soldier vibes but not actually do anything, you can also be a pog tech worker/engineer if you have an actually useful degree
Key thing is that the IDF offers conversion to judaism, which the first half of is fun af and you can get laid with hot Russians also converting, second part you actually have to become pretty religious but after you're done nobody spies on you. Then you will be 1000% Jewish according to Orthodox law and raise your prospects for a Jewish wifey. I was a "patrilineal" Jew and converted 2 years ago, now happily engaged and marrying after the Tishrei Holidays
>>212417734Do it, height doesn't matter Jews aren't tall people, go to pub crawls in Tel Aviv (Either D-TLV or Uri) and you will find a lot of hot JAP's who want a quick lay
>>212417218No todos hay Israelis que quieren aprender español, esos siempre vienen solos que mochileros