Thread 212418275

Véronique Marot edition

first

collected my dominos pizza
poured a big vodka
posting with the boys on the /brit/ chat

im him. and him

>>212418275 (OP)
first for corbyn-libdem-green alliance winning the next election

scobie dobie doo

>>212418317
fuck off freak

lee rigby would have been 38 today if he wasn't murdered by radical islamists

>>212418317
M O D S

>>212418317
wife on the left
our kid on the right
4000 years old

i can "drink" paint they cant "stop" me

>>212418332
>>212418344
oink^^

Brian Skibidi He Go up to Sky god na

how much hassle is it to switch banks my bank is utter SHIT

did the vpn nonce post a noncey image

>>212418338
why is he dressed like a curtain?

>>212418366
you will never be a /brit/ personality

ops status?

I ate hydrogenated seed oils btw with the milk and energy drink chaser. to make it last longer of course

>>212418382
smaller

i have ops at mcdonal >.>

>>212418388
incredibly easy
they put a redirect on any payments to your old account, and you'll get ~100-175 quid for switching, depending on the bank
look up the martin lewis for the latest

>>212418314
started drinking
in that window i need to decide whether to slow down and be sober enough for cooking toil or just get the muck in

>>212418388
literally fuck all hassle

Are you going to cheer on our girl today?

>>212418429
i have opps at shoezone

>>212418456
looks old
playing too much tennis

looks Maoi

>>212418452
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
you can have muck but you've got to collect it, you cant support the ((gig economy))

>>212418456
mouth open to worship a jungle bbc and swallow it's african seed

>>212418452
cmon you know what the answer is

i have opps at the NSPCC

>>212418489
??

>>212418489
was just saying this down pub

mental how the ops dont want to be my friend for no reason. they are so mean

>>212418456
timmy's crush

I love Alison Brie so fucking much

AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>212418482
last time i collected dominos a couple of teenage chavs knocked it out of my hands when walking home with it

i have opps at the local library
(haha jk the local libraries have been closed down to the detriment of society)

>Man who told woman to kill herself first to be sentenced under new online safety law
can't even say kys anymore

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07/04/25(Fri)13:24:20 No.212418489
>>212418456 #
mouth open to worship a jungle bbc and swallow it's african seed
>>212418511 # >>212418519 #

it's friday wahey

>>212418552
you were bullied and thats so sad :'-(

I wonder what the Italian is for ‘unfuckable lardarse”?

>>212418548
would love to place her jaw between a curb and jump on the back of her skull with a pogo stick

>>212418460
this is me...

>>212418559
what the FUCK

meltdown

now draw the black man with his leg missing with a prosthetic leg so that hes disabled as well

>>212418625
what was it

as well as black

>>212418680
my little pony gore

happy independence day

>>212418680
cheadle witness testimonies

my gf

>another heatwave next week
Take the piss, why is it all or nothing? Why can't be just have constant 25C sunny days rather than 30+ uncomfortable ones.

omds

>>212418565
Kys (kiss yourself)

>>212418581
@grorke explain this image to me

phoar ive got 4 different new leg muscles now. might as well keep Pokemon GOing

>>212418715 how awful

>>212418680
A video of pinkie pie torturing rainbow dash

>>>>212418460 (You) #
this is me...
...Anonymous
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>>212418559
what the FUCK
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:27:52 No.212418643
meltdown
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>>212418713
Based chubby chaser

>>212418742
Yeah I definitely see women sunbathing in my fucking flat don't I?

>>212418713
>oi you wanna wank to me bum?
kino

last heatwave I got sunburned neck and back through my jacket and a bunch of sweat in the front which made blisters

reggie is "gender-fluid" so you dont even know if it has a baguette de princesse or not

>>212418724
The UK is full of fat cunts but the yanks take it to another level

>>212418724
They look like what you would expect service centre superfans to look like

Do I go on 4chan or go to 4chan?
English is my second language

>>212418769
no i know lad
you have my sympathy
its awful!

>>bum?
kino
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07/04/25(Fri)13:31:47 No.212418786
last heatwave I got sunburned neck and back through my jacket and a bunch of sweat in the front which made blisters
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:32:17 No.212418798
reggie is "gender-fluid" so you dont even know if it has a baguette de princesse or not
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:32:23 No.212418801
>>212418724 #
The UK is full of fat cunts but the yanks take it to another level
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sex sex Reggie
I do love him
>if you have to be reminded then you dont
just didnt want to say it and theres that yank spas whos probably not whygena being a spas

You go back where you came

Why tf do dog and cat owners say their pet “crossed the rainbow bridge” instead of just saying died it’s soooo cringe

>>212418817
You go on a website

>>212418838
toby!!!!! >______<

>>212418861
lol

>>4chan]
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:33:17 No.212418838
sex sex Reggie
I do love him
>if you have to be reminded then you dont
just didnt want to say it and theres that yank spas whos probably not whygena being a spas
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:34:03 No.212418861
You go back where you came
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:34:05 No.212418863
Why tf do dog and cat owners say their pet “crossed the rainbow bridge” instead of just saying died it’s soooo cringe
...Anonymous
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You go on a website
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anyone had autistic interactions lately?
i'll go first
>ordered a full english for breakfast at a cafe the other day
>you want a drink with that?
>uhhmm yeah an ornage juice
>freshly sqeezed, medium or large?
>uhhmm freshly squeezed
>*stares at me*
>medium or large?
>medium

just dipped pringles into levi roots reggae reggae sauce

For the first 20 years of my life I had no idea of our involvement in the America's July 4th celebrations. I thought it was just a day when they had barbecues and set off fireworks.

But ever since Trump there has been a nastiness to the America spirit and especially today you see non stop vitriol to their former masters instead of just looking inward on their nation's birthday.

>>212418900
you really are not allowed to post the mice porno o_O

um what are those 2 reggies doing?

>>212418907
go whiteboy go

>>212418871
THIS is Camden.

>>212418871
Buying the whole lot to line my incel cave

>>utistic interactions lately?
i'll go first
>ordered a full english for breakfast at a cafe the other day
>you want a drink with that?
>uhhmm yeah an ornage juice
>freshly sqeezed, medium or large?
>uhhmm freshly squeezed
>*stares at me*
>medium or large?
>medium
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For the first 20 years of my life I had no idea of our involvement in the America's July 4th celebrations. I thought it was just a day when they had barbecues and set off fireworks.

But ever since Trump there has been a nastiness to the America spirit and especially today you see non stop vitriol to their former masters instead of just looking inward on their nation's birthday.
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>>212418900
MODS

>>212418900
NOT ALLOWED

>>212418952
why would you post this

>>212418899
no, i'm quite affable and smooth when i make an effort
but inside and online, i'm ryan gosling

>>212418899
Subway girl telling me she’s Italian and appreciates me asking for olives and jalapeños and pickles on my sub because her family are Italian and they appreciate strong flavours and I’m like thanks

lot of help on Reddit for beating something if you search the least little bit amount of information up for doing it

What are you most looking forward to lads?

Me? I personally can't wait for Christ's return where he will rain fire and brimstone down on the people of Israel and the US while they cry out for forgiveness which will fall on deaf ears.

Also GTA 6

penciled in the shag for next week

>>212418952
corrr need to huff her bottom

>>212418338
Never existed

>>212418900
um thats cocky

>>212418899
me at the mcdonalds drive thru
>is that a meal?
I JUST WANT A FUCKING BURGER AND CHIPS

apparently a CP 999 Blissey is BIS gym def

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>>212418900 #
MODS
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>>212418900 #
NOT ALLOWED
...Anonymous
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why would you post this
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>>212418899 #
no, i'm quite affable and smooth when i make an effort
but inside and online, i'm ryan gosling
...Anonymous
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>>212418899 #
Subway girl telling me she’s Italian and appreciates me asking for olives and jalapeños and pickles on my sub because her family are Italian and they appreciate strong flavours and I’m like thanks
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:38:08 No.212419006
lot of help on Reddit for beating something if you search the least little bit amount of information up for doing it
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:38:09 No.212419007
What are you most looking forward to lads?

Me? I personally can't wait for Christ's return where he will rain fire and brimstone down on the people of Israel and the US while they cry out for forgiveness which will fall on deaf ears.

Also GTA 6
...Anonymous
07/04/25(Fri)13:38:10 No.212419009
penciled in the shag for next week
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I'm desperately lonely. I have no "mates", you see.

UM

>air suspension
that the imagination package is it?
>yeah mate, its just, air, the syspension

>>212419048
In English, Doc!

>>212419083
we are your friends
you'll never be alone again

what set him off?

woke SHITe sick of it

>>212418338
Bit racist to bring that up now. Why would you talk about it when we’ve all learned to heal from what a tiny minority did? They don’t represent real Islam any more than the KKK represents white people. Seems like you have an ulterior motive

>>212418307
kek this is me

>>212419098
Pokemon lose motivation faster as the number gets higher, and there are thresholds (they wont talk about them though and nothing is ever actually calculated with these people)
after 1000 it loses motivation faster, so getting it to 999 avoids that and is the second highest number 0-1000. the number is defined by IVs and just luck as you go from where you are to 999 so its difficult to find a good one with that number

>>212418715
stop moaning

>>212418388
Very easy, some will give you money to do it.

I transferred last year and got £125, they also fucked up the transfer of one of my council tax direct debit so it put me into a £160 overdraft because the account was empty. I just went in and they were like "Oh that shouldn't have happened, we'll just reset the account to £0 and then close it"

Basically meant that my council tax was free that month, LAFFIN

>>212418715
global woking innit

I think id be joey but really id be chandler

Flens

>>212419156
remember those lil monkey fellas everyone was paying billions for what ever happened there

>>212419156
the rest of the world has such bizarre gimmicks
/brit/ gimmicks are much better

>>212419175
could you BE any more boring?

>>212419156
in a fire?

yeah buddy the bank gave you almost £200

>>212419156
Mad how she's probably dead now

>>212418715
>another heatwave next week
ehhh???????

>>212419192
-_-

>>212419167
only £125? natwest were doing it for 200 last year. and nationwide.

>>212419188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zi12wrh5So&t=221

this weather got me acting up

I am in the pub right now, de lads

the reggie sexo cock touch kissy image stays up but you post 5 fluttershy-coloured pixels and boy oh boy you're in for it

>>212419231
nice, very nice

Stop acting like an immature brat and start acting like a refined, sophisticated gentleman. Your ironic, blasé attitude is not cool or attractive and still acting this way into your 30s will doom you to a life of ridicule.

>>212419235
holy shit she got bogged didn't she

Kek

maybe you werent on earlier so I will ask the two smart people
if there is a way to listen to read a thick book like the red banner pharma book all about everything (that I will NEVER read on my own anyway) and if you think the info would go in doing that or if I adjust the strat to make it go in
while I play Pokemon Go

>>212419256
I poo
I shit
I fart
Life of a post-30s pooman

lisa kudrow is still fit

Stomach absolute destroyed by the indian meal earlier, I am the victim of colonial revenge

>>212419276
Based pooman

why did someone that molested 47 kids get out of jail ever

>>212419253
Thing is, I don’t have a foot fetish as such and I have no desire to worship soles and that but women’s legs, feet and shoes can be incredibly aesthetically pleasing. I hear women are into men’s hands in the same way

sigourney weaver is a gilf

>>212419281
shes so fit its unreal

>>212419288
she wasn't much to look at in the first place

>>212419275
silencio nigga

>>212419339
brave of you to come out after pride month's finished

>>212419337
*He

pooing isn't a substitute for having an actual personality

first wank i managed to make wet coom was to jennifer aniston
was a dry wanker before then

why does he hate british people so much

>>212419361
wow

>>212419237
ktima

>>212419269
Sir Kier Starmer reading this story and getting a stiffy

>>212419327
based

i feel like the 'history debunked' nigga is a bit of a chud

right that's it
pizza's going in the oven

>>212419237
u dirty slag :P

>>212419357
Phoebe's bi though

>>212419371
you're a boring wanker now

>>212419376
garden of Eden

>>212419376
leftypol hates this

>>212419288
I think she was better looking!

bet phoebe and rachel lezzed out all the time when they lived together

>>212419417
AI images still have a long way to go yet.
>brown people staring ahead in different directions

Bob Vylan is new favorite artist

dont mind if i do

Pick your Anne

wee chandler bing fella

>>212419450
especially with rachel's nipples, bet they drove pheebs crazy phwoar

Oh he lurking..

>>212419485
dead now, of course

>>212419472
cannot believe this shit has reached here
it's water in a fucking bottle
literal NPC

I read "ahh" online and the opinion and other/misc text after that is garbage. trash. stopped reading. just want to let you know
also, black people: youre welcome
as a white man, you (black people) are welcome
youre welcome

>>212419471
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YC7pOFNG5_I

>>212419484
they all look the same

the one where chandler k holes and drowns

ughhhhhh stuck in shittinghamshire with the 'rents for the weekend.. post pictures of Pengdon to make me feel less homesick...

>>212419450
used to imagination wank to monica eating out rachels box and other lezzer activities

>>212419417
facebook boomers love this shit

taking my trousers off

>>212419555
corrr corrrr

>>212419533
>rise of racism in her home country
heathermong btfo, spluttering to explain how this is possible

>>212419555
haha ive had them off since i got back in
just on the ol' boxer briefs

unmistakable Japaneesy eyes

>>212419533
>pakistani
Do they have to infest every country bloody hell

>>212419502
he mogging

Mad how Quentin aka heathermong became a schizo cuck mong because his Dad died

>>212418275 (OP)
You know it's hard having confidence when your called ugly and worthless everyday of your life.

>>212419592
I am from Pakistan. I understand you not liking mirpuris but your choice is us or poo in loo cow worshipping indian saars

>>212419598
wonder whether the Manchester attack affected her deeply or not x

>>212419509
umm that's a can

Mad how you overstepped boundaries last night and it made everyone uncomfortable

been messing about with ai

Feel like going an incel run for something to do since I'm off the booze but it's pissing down

>>212419627
Corrr can't wait for her to die

forgot to eat again today

>>212419555
thought i could smell something

manchester attack. those slags. still freaks my nut out to this day.

Wobuffet no. 6 fo today (missed out on 3 of them so far)

please watch

>>212419710
edith you dirty rotter

>>212419628
Mad how out of all the musicians it's her and him out of eagles of death metal that had their fans massacred in front of them

6/15/15 wobbuffet, poggers
its really happening

>>212419645
kys

tasty corn!

>>212419694
wobuffet be like: \(>o<)/

>>212419710
rorkes da

mine benis fell off :d

Feel a third poo coming, deary me it's over

lads
what do you call your penis?

99% of niggas around me say dick but I say cock because I'm a grown up.

>>212419734
haha

>>212419710
leftypol's nan

I'VE NO WILLY

it's going to be around 30C for at least a week

>>212419768
tallywhacker

>>212419726
I honestly reckon I've corrected you on this exact point before
They were massacred in the foyer and not in the stands. So Ariana did her concert and then the fans left and then boom x

>>212419711
shan't

>>212419659
not really wrong though is it theres a reason people are attracted to youthfulness and why the most popular pornstar belle delphine dresses as a little girl, and why greek philosophers nonced boys

smells like cockpong

get yer fucking willy out for the ira

>>212419768
I call it me pecker

>>212419784
Kent?
e
n
t
?

>>212419645
>I need your homburg, your trenchcoat and your Oldsmobile

>>212419784
get the Powerade drank and sweating

>>212419768
william wilberforce

swimmingtoil in the atlantic oceanberg tomorrow

might buy one of those little jew hats and pretend i am a JEW

>>212419659
alri sid

>>212419472
you can get water frm the top for free

decent thread to be fair

Whole editions get deleted if you mention the Kraut janny

Smashing out a report before I go on holiday and tried a three dot velo to help me get it over the line. First time having one when I'm not pissed and I'm buzzing off my head, feel almost like I've had a bit of sniff
Mad that these are legal

>>212419815
you dare mock the man who emanciapted millions of slaves by making him share a name with your little winkle?

go fuck yourself white man

heavens blessings upon ye

>>212419853
cheers

>>212419846
me when a thread comes loose on my jumper

I detest women

i have 6.5 inch penis
im 5'11

>>212419863
what the hell is that

>>212419877
hooling

>>212419863
The Vance memes are going too far

i found something of value at the beach today

how come an audiobook version of the walls of text is not a good idea to do while I go walk 10 hours

why are mtf trannies so much more disturbing than ftm ones

done myself a mischief

damn this nibba jacked

>>212419999
wanky bum

>>212419977
mtf are porn addcits
ftm are attention seekers

>>212419930
sex arse?

>>212419977
ftms were sexually abused at some point, but otherwise normal
mtfs are autistic incels with porn addiction

>>212419977
mtf = demonic
ftm = misguided

hypocrite

beating around a bush

>>212419977
in my experience ftms are either unrecognisable from regular lads or they put zero effort in and are just girls
there's a billion half-arsed mtfs in that uncanny freak tier

>>212420028
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>>212420010
i've been on this site for over 10 years and this is literally the only thing where the consensus on the woman's side

>>212419971
That smile, that damned smile

>>212419863
any news from the other provinces

the budgies deserve to be free

reckon barista at local costa is a ftm
looks like a bloke but has a woman's voice

get the disabled farted on

mad how I only drink energy drinks and can eat 100g daily protein (from chicken) for weeks and not gt a single kidney stone and the only times i had one were tiny little ones that jerked me off a little bit on the way out and felt quite good

>>212420120
silence

>>212420120
You can't keep that up Tobes

the amount of them that I ate is probably why LIDL took them off the shelves

my screen went black and what I saw in the reflection was certainly not what I see in the mirror
It must've been the me that other people see and I look like a paedophile

facial hair is coming off and head hair is getting trimmed, cannot be looking like a vile freak

>>212420161
amount of hwhat

>>212419710
i want to laugh but it's too grim