Thread 212418297

>>212418297 (OP)
funny for two reasons

>BBC breakfast
Do. They. Really

What are a bundle of sticks called again

remember the 15 minute city rorke era

LEGO has announced the official "Wicked" LEGO set featuring the first ever Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo LEGO minifigures.

>>212418297 (OP)
A bundle of sticks is known as a faggot of sticks

>>212419624
Ask yer da

any chess man in?

Today I learned that charli xcx is half indian

why didint they fish though

>>212420200
king to bishop 4

might dreadlock my hair because im sick of having to grab my hair and pull on the knot further down until it comes out because it makes my eyes hurt

>>212420171
Yeah I went on holiday and then found a five letters through my door asking me to protest it

All the legislation has went through and nothing has changed

>>212420212
you couldn't tell?

>>212418297 (OP)
AH-HAAAAAAAAA!

>>212420212
Emilia Clarke is a quarter but Naomi Scott for me

me kyan believe it nat custard

>>212420222
no potatoes in the sea

This man doesn't exercise or take drugs

Black genes just make this happen

I feel like there are sea potatoes

Theres a child on my street that keeps staring through my window

>>212420200
lovely backside on this lass

mad how I can make a post here telling one of you to go to your fridge for a biscuit and post it here and you will do it

I want to celebrate but don’t want to be arrested

>>212420259
are milly is 1/8th

>>212420251
Just thought she was a bit swarthy pre-celtic like you sometimes see in white people in Wales

>>212420300
I genuinely look like this in real life
Swear on my life

>Black genes just make this happen
>cuts to video of him eating a watermelon

Honest to God there are a few women in my life I wish I could indulge my fetish with. But it is impossible as per the laws of physics. So I can only wank to cartoons

>>212420336
?
English people are mass colonising Scotland and Wales

>>212420338
CUTE

>>212420222
What happens in the big lake in the norf?

>>212420300
>Those traps and shoulders
>Natty

Do you have a lot of webms of big black men on your pc?

They're just better at sex and manlier

>>212420344
Ziedbelg please stop...
>>212420341
It's amazing how a single offhand comment by a Roman writer is taken as truth 2000 years later

>>212420243
just try brushing it daily and washing it mate

Cor

LENNY BRUCE IS DEAAAAAAAD

Iain Duncan Smith is 1/8th Japanese

two story homes in the image:

when are people finally gonna admit they're just better at sports?

Got banned from /r/oldschoolcool for posting this

>>212420419
>>212420421
AI posts

>>212420200
Never heard her speak before until Glastonbury. She was constantly cracking jokes on stage and I found it quite annoying. I realised it's because she has that self-assured confidence that comes from being really smart and I was just jealous because I'm stupid and my life sucks. It hurts but usually when someone makes you mad for innocuous reasons it's because you're jealous of them. It happens to me all the time.

>>212420259
for me it's India de Beaufort

Paris when it was still French

yes i look at videos of east asian girls

>>212420405
Tractors are globohomo nonsense

recommend me a film

>>212420437
they took this from me

>>212420503
stuart little 2

>>212420405
fuck off with this woke tractor rubbish you nonce

>>212420494
shut the fuck up faggot pusy

>>212420503
Ghostbusters (1884)

>>212420479
And now the English are committing genocide in Cardiff and Edinburgh so lower your tone

gf told me the only time she came from sex was with a black guy lol

>>212420338
What's this, American gym class?

>>212420484
M8 had a security interview to get clearance for a work project and he got asked what kind of porn he’s into (they want to see if you lie) and he said he was into wmaf. The girl interviewing was British Chinese and according to him really fit as well

>>212420446
>It hurts but usually when someone makes you mad for innocuous reasons it's because you're jealous of them
for me it's just because i'm a hateful bastard

>>212420414
The new Sonic game looks interesting

Farming is ridiculous outside of the southern English coastal area

>>212420556
That's nice Quentin

>>212420503
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSq_C3Ah9aY

>>212420503
Last Year at Marienbad

>>212420484
‘

Got autism?
It's likely that your mum gave you calpol as a child.
Many such cases!

unsubscribe

>>212420503
https://bt4gprx.com/magnet/c3Yjk0Pc9DvfCs6U2e9v9GW56H7GQLrKD

>>212420561
I wonder if I'd get in saying BMWF, I'm white

>>212420556
aha mhm x luh timmy lurkin

chatting to chatgpt since you lot are BORING WANKERS

clearly subhuman cattle if you watch films

in a tent farting

>>212420636
john mcaffe

>>212420650
I watch only the highest brow art films

>>212420503
Shrek 2

>>212420540
Yeah the 19th century version is the best one

>>212420561
how would they know if he's lying?

UK
CA

>>212420632
nh I lived next to a chemical plant or wastewater factory (or the water was from the plant) and horsefields. and a busy road
what is calpol though is it like ibuprofen or something (not aspirin)

might filter kosovo

>>212420636
this is child porn

>>212420503
the man with the golden arm

i lie for my own benefit

>>212420682
bet you listen to music as well you literal slave lmao

>>212420691
Yeah it's a liquid one for children
Linked to autism, you see.

>>212420636
UM
M

>>212420632
calpol tasted PENG though

>>212420715
What do you do, oh liberated one?

John McCoffee screaming at me from the beyond the grave

>>212420717
yeah its all coming out
dont think it was autism though but I remember something for that one too
if the child has a problem then soon enough youll only be able to spray them with lidocaine or something

John McAfee had zero interest in protecting you from virus' when he was alive

fell asleep by accident now I won't sleep well tonight :(

maybe it was during pregancy

>>212420730
She's pretty

>>212420762
Was it worth the autism mate?
>>212420773
It was autism

for me it was bonjela
used to just eat it out the tube

>>212420800
This desu. He was a scoundrel and a criminal. He would not have interfered in any link being posted here

>>212420300
ziedbelg's crush

>>212420807
Trip on EW

>>212420828
phoar me too
fuck thats the same thing isnt it (salycilic acid)

35 years old done nothing with my life

Man goes to Doctor
he says I am Sad

Doctor Says Go see
Celebrity In town

Man Says
I Am Celebrity.

Gary Eats !!

>>212420857
ktim but I'm 1 second old

>>212420816
pretty ugly

>>212420875
A great new twist on a classic joke

caught autism from a patch of mould in my childhood bedroom me

>>212420875
ed balls

any other teeming with parasites man in?

Aaargh!

the UK isn't European

Brits have bad teeth, Euros don't
Brits have pinkish skin color, Euros have orange (Nordics and German), brown (Meds), yellow (Slavs), black (French)
Brits use common law, Euros use civil law
Brits are fat, Euros aren't
Brits are anglican, Euros are catholic, protestant/lutheran or Orthodox
Brits hate gays, Euros love and protect them

>>212420935
ktim except I am a parasite

Had a wank for 5 hours earlier and now the bf is coming over and says he's very horny

>>212420872
timmy's crush

>>212420968
PLEASE come here and rape our vulnerable twinks

I just smell stale me

>>212420943
>One red haired girl there
Yeah... She's...

instead of audiobooks (for now) for that book, I will do anki for the absolute basic stuff because I dont know the names of the fluid in the body. I am floundering about and wasting time on 4chan also. it is because I need uni

>>212420943
i see potentially 2 white kids

>@MetPoliceUK

>We are receiving reports of a NIGGER wandering loose in several areas of London. An investigation is underway to find how this happened. We advise all residents to stay indoors and await further instruction. Do not travel unless strictly necessary

Uh lads?

>>212420968
brown man with smelly brown willy!!

>>212421014
Both blacked eventually

>>212420985
>beat the next 10 combined
fucking hell lads is the rest of the world even trying?

How long would you put a 1.8kg chicken in the oven for?

Got that new lynx lower body spray on

might go to a church on sunday
hate how empty and meaningless my life is

Lel

>its over
>theres no coming back from this. its fucking over

>>212421063
a day or two

>>212418297 (OP)
Did something similar happen to Britian

timid incel mong standing around a church looking nervous and confused and leaving silently before communion

>>212421015
the hacker known as 4chan strikes again

>>212421063
2 hours

>>212421063
until its cooked

>>212421063
hour and 45 minutes
really the anon said until its cooked so just do that for 2 hours and stab it with a knife until the juices are clear

>>212421111
Nah we've been norf fc since like 50 bc

>>212421124
timmy's crush

Hear hear

Pooey Lynx lad

>>212421104
:)

pooey lynx lad. funny.

>>212421085
I need to be more like trump

@rorke is this true

rorke 3: dub edition

>>212421157
that is literally Nazi Germany

>>212421111
do some cunts actually look like the right
i’m a evil wretched serf incel mong bastard freak but even I look human proportioned. I’m not fat and look “normal” body wise.

>facial recognition
putting rorke out a job

>>212421157
restore britain bros we have got to up our ante

>>212421195
>>212421147
It's true

>>212421183
why do people close their eyes while kissing. i like to stare deep into the back of their skulls

remember campinos?

>>212421201
(soruce The Grocer) - ICELAND forced to defend facial recognition trial

next door neighbour blasting tame impala at absurdly high volumes
probably to drown out the sound of her vibrator
the little minx

cooking up crack rocks in my air fryer

>>212421063
I’d whack the heat up high and put it in for an hour. Take it out and leave it for 20 minutes and it will continue to cook inside. You’ll get crispier skin and succulent meat that way.

All these two hours at a low heat recipes are no good

>>212421201
proving rorke was right all along

>>212421229
To focus on the taste of black come

>>212421234
...yh

>>212421183
mentally ill

rorke doing rolypolys down the stairs

>>212421234
these remind me of pedophilia

Jap slopa

>>212421250
is she fit or fat

sir skibidi starmer

>>212421157
they’re so pathetic. what young man is going to follow this? young men are your army. they’re the next generation of soldiers, politicians, bankers and tradesmen. without them you’re doomed

These mongs
>we must fight back against vague enemies to preserve the current status quo which literally everyone left and right is in agreement that everything’s shit and the government is illegitimate

vs restore britain
>nothings your fault. you were betrayed. you’re from an ancient and storied people. we are a great country and can be greater again. you’ve been betrayed. help take it back.

what’s a young hopeless white bloke going to join?

in the new episode security cam man says "what the sigma?"

>>212421124
got an 'ard on now

Mum fucked my bully to stop the bullying

>>212421293
fit

rape rorke #RAPERORKE

I will break the ice. I am hear to learn English

LATINA BOOTY!

dude cody mom fucked my bully to stop the bullying
epic bro!
high five!
high five! yeah

Rorke imprisoned for online hate crimes only to be cell mates with a BBC crodie

They should bring back Brythonic.

Needed money for years
Have the money now
Don't want to spend the money
I don't know what to call this
The money is there
But now I don't want to spend it

beyond cans now
drove drunk again
what is wrong with me

There is this sense of anger one gets when you see those left behind, because grief is for the living. These children, the family, will now grow up and go on without a central part of their lives. They will never be the same again. And all for something that is so senseless and avoidable. Jota was literally at the top of the world, just won the league, peak of his career, just gotten married, and the ultimate prize…three beautiful children. And now it’s all shattered through a simple choice of driving too fast.

You can spend a lifetime building something and have it all taken away in a momentary act. I hope all the young men seeing this tragedy can just take a moment to think and slow down. No one is invincible, no one is immune. My heart breaks for his family.

Immigration made families and children obsolete

Pretty mental that the invention of the aeroplane has meant we can essentially close all schools and nurseries now and redivert that money to airports

>>212418297 (OP)
Just like what der lad said in Ran

>>212421313
moron

>>212421313
Neither. Young white blokes now make up less than a quarter of under 18 olds, of which there are not many at all

>>212421286
and instead we got shitty "kebabs" (they're not kebabs at all) from dirty pakis and nafris

>>212421286
I am OBSESSED with Japanese women

>>212421422
>Young white blokes now make up less than a quarter of under 18 old
utter bollocks

>>212421391
BOS (Bank of Scotland) savings account APR is 1.1% and inflation is "going hard" ALWAYS, according to the numbers they made up. you might wanna dump. dump it into a brick of gold and pay on credit, so that you dont even have to spend the money really

>>212420300
Proof than eugenics work

>>212421436
gay if you would

they gotta stop falling for their own memes

>>212421411
Ran is a riff on King Lear

lurking

>>212421378
Ah yes the mythical language spoken everywhere but left absolutely no trace and contradicts all Welsh, Irish and Roman history

pure satyr

then you have a brick of gold

>>212421446
Have you not seen today’s stats?
Only 50% of 18 and unders in this country are white. Halve that to get the white men and boys

>>212421463
Is this more up your ally?

>>212421495
a stunning reimagining of an all-time classic

>>212421478
>but left absolutely no trace
how so

Me? Listening to David Gray

>>212420479
4 croissants François? 4?

>>212421495
this is clearly fake becasue of the tail

>>212421470
virus

anyone else been sneezing nonstop today
undoubtly some jewish mischief afoot

>>212421514
cor who's this

>>212421478
was spoken across england tho before the saxons
it’s a based indigenous language none of this continental woke nonsense

>>212421506
>Only 50% of 18 and unders in this country are white
utter bollocks

>>212421514
i'd probably take her to a woman's refuge

>>212421395
saw her on the news two people were holding her up and hobbling her into a room

>[File deleted]

What was it?

>>212421519
babylon?

>>212421555
not him but its something like 65%

wokey wines

>>212421517
>>212421517
Not a single positively "Brythonic" word can be traced in Scotland or England, excluding Cornwall of course, despite the absolutely desperate attempts of the academics

>>212421519
Let go of your heart
Let go of your headddd

hope reeves is feeling better

>>212421570
some weird statue thing

I clicked on a YT ad to one of the "prevent dementia superpills" they sell to old people and apparently you can just eat money plants and it cures dementia if you eat it with thiamine, cysteine, a metal or something, and binko blinko beans (which is funny because the "doctors" name was Dr. Binko0
so I will buy a money tree and eat some of it

Helen Mirren 15-20 years ago sex arse

>>212421570
big bronze cock

trying to make a twitter likes downloader can any programmer lads help me out, i dont know how to authenticate it theres no cookie or anything and logging in on the login page with selenium gets filtered by their anti bot algorithm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5kqe01r5zo
News on the airport pakis

>>212421570
peter

>>212421350
You lot getting slagged off

>>212421590
money doesn't grow on trees

>>212420943
Not even trying are they

>>212421570
Enkidu wae a stauner

>>212421614
is there an API

>>212421495
this getting deleted is crazy
it's art in museums
would the venus de milo be NSFW? Would Michelangelo's David? Is 4chan /brit/ that puritan now?

>>212421580
aber- prefix place names

BBC article if you get what I mean haha

>>212420943
BIOMASS

>>212421634
is
That

Mr Bean !!

>>212421572
>>212421582
I'm a 'Please Forgive Me' man x

>>212421597
now there's a post

>>212421632
its one of these
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1673710630/money-tree-plant-jade-plant-crassula
it gets you money. an investment if you have moeny and dont want to spend it
another great investment is a tin of shortbreads from M&S

>>212421580
topononyms and grammatical influence
https://publishup.uni-potsdam.de/files/3924/CelticEnglishesIV_btr15.pdf

we also have sources from the saxons saying the britons were a different people with a different tongue

what do you propose was spoken instead?

>>212421670
scxawe9fgyash

>Forklift driver quits job after £1m scratchcard win
>39
He's in for a shock, one million isn't enough to quit your job on

>>212421645
Aber means estuary
I’m learning Welsh

>>212421636
ye but you have to make a dev account and stuff, i want to bypass it so the tool is easy to use

jade
lucky
LUCKY and good fortune

>>212421570
satyr and his big knob

>>212421694
its asf he's a schizo who thinks gaelic was spoken instead

>>212421614
use puppeteer with stealth plugin not selenium or try manually setting your user agent string and if you're just running it on your computer don't run it in headless mode

>>212420985
These are always made by indians who perform mental gymnastics like " ih well population would have increased without them so therefore all those children that werent born count"

>>212421645
Not cymric

It even occurs in Ireland rarely

a succulent money tree bonzai plant?

>>212421709
Money has lost all value hasn't it aha x

>>212420469
screm

>>212421759
>Not cymric
how so

>>212421749
Thought that was a lego technic set from the thumbnail

unironically looking at doing a trip around east africa, seems like security to go around the slums is only about £60 for the day, can get a driver on standby to take me wherever i want for £20 a day and everything else is obviously pennies

age sex focation

wtf rip kylie page
i remember her in Hot Girls Wanted
and in all that porn

>>212421694
Gaelic

Pragustus

Pra= Gaelic "ra"

Gustus= Gaelic gus preserved in the name Fergus

It can't be Welsh since Welsh couldn't preserve Old P

>>212421735
who is very likely heathermong btw
he’s obsessed with the irish and invented ludicrous theories to explain how their culture and language actually came from scotland and not vice versa

when disproved about his fixation on 5th century highland scotland tribal identities he has a meltdown about the irish and interracial sex. need him euthanised. can’t have mutants like this living off tax payer money

Why are white peoples now asking me what caste I am?
These are not conversations I ever expected to have in this country in my lifetime

>>212421790
why on earth would you want to do that then

>>212421799
a living sex arse, mental

>>212421790
Why though?

>>212421800
kin ell
i've spaffed to her quite a few times

>>212421777
Just explained it occurs in Ireland

>>212421837
man wants to spaff inside brown pussay

>>212421816
YU MEAN WHEN PICASSO
MIX RED AN GREEN

>>212421800
>kylie page
mad
hit me the way jota hit deanos

f, sweetheart

I LOVE BLACK PUSSY

Lads my David Gray session has gone rogue, I'm now listening to Coldplay x

>>212421858
english place names occur in ireland so i guess that means they aren't english

>>212421814
remember when he pretended to be black and then couldn't resist bringing up the picts

>>212421742
ty will have a look at this user agent thing
also found this for selenium https://github.com/ultrafunkamsterdam/undetected-chromedriver

RIP Jota and Jay Slater

just saw an advert on tv about a train company that ended with an interracial lesbian marriage proposal

want to cum in the gf

>>212421900
We have a well recorded history of English invasions into Ireland
No records of Welsh conquests of Ireland exist

where is he going??

>>212421914
Had the pleasure of meeting diogo and jay at a charity do once. Diogo was surprisingly down to earth, and jay was VERY funny.

>>212421921
phwoooooar

>>212421890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
it's ok to be gay

>>212421111
Arthur is a cucked welshman

>>212421953
Trying to find mythical cymric populations

>>212421864
you can do that here mate

dennede
poggers

oasis are shit

>>212421514
holy meth batman

>>212421983
he's english

where's canslad

>>212421999
reddit ahhh

>>212421111
Americans always looked like the right

where’s film 4 lad

>>212422026
stabbed and buried in the river liffey

>>212421907
that could work. might be worth trying selenium with firefox too

>>212422044
based taffy

>>212422051
canslad isnt from dublin

peep show and uk office are the only comedy shows I have ever laughed at

>>212421709
maybe he'll make wise investments

>>212420985
>Germany
>exactly 6 million

>>212422074
Liked his video in Afghanistan

>>212422028
you're brown

>>212422132
>>212422132
>>212422132

>>212421770
Proles btfo again

>>212421953
Got dizzy watching this video and now i need a lie down