Thread 212422132

Chuddism theory edish

Quiet heartbeat (shine like million)
Your quiet heartbeat (shine like million)
Race runner, you (shine like million)
Have we come too far to get home?

I reckon Jay Slater was a /brit/ regular, he loved the 4chan bants

USA USA USA USA

anime

>>212422045
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHV84nz01aU

OwO you get Pokemon candies for feeding your Pokemons at gyms
big

happy july 4th to all shartmericans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Q5ZwBgGaA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acORmrV7TDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j4Pf228vhE

>>212422132 (OP)
>>212422149
>>212422192
>>212422210
This is the British general for British people. Out.

>>212422194
>2008
*rapidly does the mental maths*
cor

Bloke at the gym complimented me and said my arms were bigger than his when alternating with him on the lat pull, I've made it lads.

need an ethnic gf

east africa 2026 is happening, seems like some parts of kenya i need to avoid because foreigners are getting kidnapped by anti government separatists thoughbeit

>>212422268
yea you finally got a boyfriend!

COME ON EMMA

WHO CARES IF SPITALENKA IS WORLD NUMBER 1

YOU CAN DO IT

I'm gonna buy a piano

>>212422259
>2025 - 2008
hmmm yes perfect

>>212422249
>american "raves"

>>212422242
So trvth, my fellow white brutha

>>212422226
did your irl in real life face make an OwO when you discovered this?

>>212422210
who

spread em
i'll be there in half an hour

Is this the Asian woman fan forum or summat?

>>212422305
sex legs

watching black is better

canslad isnt real

>>212422319
yubari rei

gay thread
full of gays

>>212422311
got parred by little t
now yer getting parred by me

>>212422318
no I went and checked all the Pokemon I have at gyms and my dupes for rare Pokemon I want to level (and this ties back in with getting a really good Pokemon, not levelling it, catching a decent dupe and maxing that out with your candies (or evolving) and leaving it at gyms until you transfer it when its fainted for some coins- now also candies)

>>212422348
ᵃᵐ ᵇᶦ

>>212422332
man can't even eat in peace

>>212422348
This is what happens when you allow foreigners make threads.

Why don't you find yourself a strong british skingirl?

just had a chinese. a chinese and a chippy are the only two acceptable takeaways. none of this wog masala curry shite or yank corporate slop. only things you could find in a northern town in the 60s.

>>212422345
thanks bruv

I genuinely love England, its history, its architecture, its achievements, its people. I feel very proud of being English and it's small wonder that the Scots, French, Welsh, Irish and Americans envy us as they do

>>212422376
Would

Taillow is probably my favorite Pokemon

>>212422311
profoundly mid angloid peasant phenotype

>>212422406
Chinese is fucking grim, no idea why people like meat in syrupy sickly sweet sauce slop

rorke spotted

>>212422415
racist post

I mean Swellow I think

>>212422415
I agree but there's no denying the country has gone to shit and is getting worse

>>212422408
>hah. us brits! so quirky and unique! not like those stupid idiot yankees!

hate this tokenisation of our culture.

>>212422454
/brit/'s biggest rorke here and I LOVE bird pokemon
starapter is my fav tho

apparently zigzagoon doesnt evolve into zangoose anymore

>>212422480
you're perpetuating it by being a self-hating redditor

imagining myself spinning in slow motion on a dancefloor while onlookers cheer and clap again

rorkémon

>>212422408
the only time I've seen people clap at the movies was when I went to see Black Panther

>>212422507
Nah it was apparently problematic so they removed it due to social media backlash

>>212422521
what's playing

My only purpose in life is to ensure the mass deportation of Englishmen from alba and God willing wales too

zigger coon

>>212422415
we don't envy you
we think about you as "bad food haha" and that's it
you lot think about us way too much however

burger king foot lettuce

even youtube knows i'm a virgin freak

>>212422537
how is that problematic

>>212422548
and the replacement with brown people knowing you Scots

dropped so much weight when was working at the Amazon warehouse even eating like a beast

>>212422507
what? it never did

i am furious, racist and blackpilled beyond redemption

>>212422569
>finally lose virginity at 30
>couldn't feel anything with a condom on
>couldn't even cum
>think 'This is it? This is what people rave about and what I've missed all my life?
Kissing and touching is great but penetration was a fucking letdown.

>>212422480
>so quirky and unique
By not being mawkish slop lovers?

>>212422602
same but tesco

>>212422569
no, being a loser makes you a virgin

>>212422577
>knowing you Scots
I took am 40+ and receive all my knowledge outside my council estate from the Telegraph

>>212422604
>beyond redemption
just try, la

just heemed myself

>>212422608
>with a condom on
it's really not the same
although if it was that bad you probably wore the wrong condom size or have some kind of sexual health issue, to be completely honest

>>212422538
Robert Palmer - Mercy Mercy Me

>>212422608
not going to bother again then?

Why would you visit Africa as a european when we have so much peng history and culture on our doorstep, maybe some parts of south Africa for the safari meme but beyond that you'd have to be a genuine freak

paul bohill. mad cunt.

they genuinely don't make condoms small enough for my cock

>>212422614
the point is the contrast. londoners and redditors in particular love to drum up our “stiff upper lip” and emotionally reserved attitude in comparison to the emotive Americans. They are not performing it organically. It’s a reaction against the Americans to feel unique. They praise us all as quirky sophisticated Brits that love queueing and drink tea! It’s insufferable.

or I guess make like 10 accounts and get the legendary, trade them all to yourself, put them in gyms perma and spam berries on them for candies (and gym Xp which is important)

>black main character
>you kill asians
what did ubisoft mean by this?

>>212422687
he's a loose cannon

will smith just slapped chris rock

love the whiffs off poo i get when i shag the bf's hairy pooey arse

>>212422683
>so much peng history and culture on our doorstep,
So does Africa

>>212422667
I'm sure without it's great but I don't want to risk it, and you're right I did wear a condom the wrong size initially as I kept going soft as it was cutting in.
>>212422677
Nah I did it a few more times but broke up with the gf 2 years ago now, probably won't have sex again.

>>212422703
was he vaxed?

i get a christmas job (usually at argos), work really hard and it sets me up for the rest of the year. a lion will hunt for a few days then rest for weeks.

>>212422351
>>212422437

>>212422703
what did he do to deserve that

Was it a mistake to put money on Drogheda winning against Galway?

watching a naked woman do yoga

>>212422777
ah yes. plenty of money…. to do what exactly? sitting in your smelly hovel, alone, wanking and playing games with magic and elves and dragons?

>>212422777
yeah, the Royal Mails easonal job ad they send me every year looks tempting. have given up on christmas presents for the senpai though (they will get money)

>>212422785
cor

haven't had a wank in two days

>>212422832
saw her getting blacked

>>212422710
your brain has developed to treat absolutely everything like runescape hasn't it

>>212422792
just imagine real british girl with shaved back of her head, wearing hard boots Dr.Martens and chekered skirt, and hard british accent.It's almost like gyaru, but for England...

>man retires after christmas job at argos
>'I'm set for life!' the 39 year old man from Cheadle tells the BBC

>>212422809
what kind of experience do you need for that

>>212422840
no you haven't

>>212422808
i go to the pub, restaurants and cinema with friends. i use dating apps to grab small plates with chicks. sometimes i go out alone too.

>>212422832
state of those elbows

god help mousey if he ever discovers gacha games
all his food money, gone

>>212422855
no but it is possible to make money or credit (score) with loans buying yearly macbooks for the senpai
as the debt is paid off, money trickles into the account and gains interest. theres a whole system though

>>212422808
looooooooooool done him

>>212422870
https://xhamster.com/videos/cyclist-madison-moore-rides-her-very-first-black-cock-xh9Y8GI

>>212422865
10 years doing that job

Seeing a girl I know posting all over her social media tonight about her graduation party. From an ex polytechnic. Psychology or social sciences I believe it was. She’s with her “girlies”, drinking prosecco in expensive dresses and looking over the moon and celebrating. They still think they’re off to a life of endless middle class stability and ever increasing living standards because that’s what boomers and the system told them. Go to uni. Get a job. Get a house. Obey the law. Sorted. Easy. They still unironically believe it. Believe they’re on the way up.

Bless their wee hearts. Women like this are going to be psychologically shattered when the British state fails further and we plunge into demographic, ethnic, economic and political crisis each passing year.

oasis reunion tonight lads will they make it onto the stage or will there be a bust up before they even make it that far

>>212422897
>all his food money
I think he's living off £1 baby food pouches now
wish his posts had a little donate button next to them

>>212422879
>chicks
FOY

>>212422909
faceblindness is a sign of autism

>>212422910
cunting bollocks

As we post Oasis are now live and rock and/or roll is F-w*rding back!!!!!!!!

>>212422920
you should leave this as a comment or post it on your story

me having another incel melty in my incel hovel
boiling over with incel fury

>>212422759
Yeh mate tin shacks

>>212422909
Who watches this stuff, it's so fucking boring
>woman fake moaning and saying shit like 'oh mah gahd it's so big'
>shagging goes on for about half an hour
>bloke cums at the end

no but the daily food cost has been lowered from £3 (2x pizzas) to 2 (2x packs of "meatballs")
the energy drink cost has been lowered to 1.5-3 £/day to £1.50 ea 2 days

>>212422932
Black bait

mart poom

>>212422993
how do you get money

>>212422832
poo arse ummy

>>212422975
Looks kind of comfy living in a tiny grotty caravan

smug t-girls

>>212422992
this general is full of children who just discovered porn last week

SHAYYYYYNNNNNNE AWAY
BLOW IT UP YOUR FACE
YOU NEVER KNOWWWW
WHEN YA GONNA GOOOOO
THOUGHT YOU BETTER KNOW NOWWWWW

>>212422992
porn is watched only by the mentally ill

if shortbread tins are copper and not copper-plated I am going to make a still and have to figure out how to weld copper and have it be safe for alcohol to touch
its different to a bucket and broken kettle. it has to touch the copper
I have a feeling that in Scotland our water is the same as in Lousinna - limestone-y

>>212422990
Less than 0.1% of Africa has had any archaeology done

>>212422975
go to the files, go to your happy place

>>212422993
these?
used to scran them in secondary me

>>212422992
hylics do. evolved beings (such as myself) are exclusively imagination wankers

why would you spend ages looking for and wanking to some judeo-american porn video instead of just hallucinating whatever fantasy you want in your minds eye?

Backstage at a gig in Barcelona in 2000, for example, Noel attacked Liam after he questioned the legitimacy of his eldest daughter. The guitarist walked out for the rest of the European tour, leaving the band to continue with a stand-in.

Although they repaired the relationship, the insults and in-fighting continued until 28 August, 2009, when Oasis split up minutes before they took the stage at the Rock en Seine festival in Paris.

"People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer," Noel wrote in a statement at the time.

>>212423073
Imagination wanks are based

>>212422975
literally me

>>212423056
those are so peng

>>212423056
>finest quality
>£1
i don't buy it, bet there's loads of lips and bumholes in that

>>212423054
wtf is this edit someone post the real version

>>212423016
Jobseekers in 10 days
after buying tobacco later (£45-50 with electricity topup) I have £110.87 for the savings account to have £20, plus £25, then the rest in cash to get coins

>>212423103
who cares

nearly lashed my cat into oncoming traffic early
no idea why just proper fancied it for a split second

>>212422992
i adore p0rn

>>212423113
state

I just learned universities still teach students the prime cymric theory

Sad

>>212423047
For a reason

I also have a shiny hat Wurmple and a poggers cascoon

>>212423148
what’s that

>>212423092
Fucking kek I can't believe this exists

>>212423133
*car not cat lmao

watching some random cunt streaming the oasis gig, what a sad little man i am

>>212423148
experts know more than you

u149 actually has a good plot

>>212423118
have you tried getting the adult disability payment

corr treated myself tonight

>>212423169
hollyoaks has long been visionary

>>212423113
Black bait

Oasis just brought Noel Gallagher out as a surprise guest

>>212423199
proper scran

>>212423056
yeah those. they are so grim
sometimes you get one which tastes milky and thats probably cow shit
among all the other things in there anon said

went into the spar earlier, in small town scotland
only native there
ukrainian cashier, nigerian cashier
indian shelf stacker
paki wandering about jabbering into phone
ukrainian mother and child

my town has a population of 20,000 people. 5 years ago it was 99% native and 1% polish.

>>212423199
Genuinely had plain chicken breasts, rice, peas, and then dumped a load of greek yoghurt on the chicken with some pepper for tea

>>212423150
Yes they are poor
>>212423183
Yes just like in COVID or the holocaust

>>212423199
this is what we’d be eating if it wasn’t for immigration

>>212423199
white food without immigration

So what's Sir Keir been up to

Oasis just brought out Diogo Jota as a surprise guest

Anonymous 07/04/25(Fri)20:34:17 No.212423263
>>212423199#
this is what we’d be eating if it wasn’t for immigration
Anonymous 07/04/25(Fri)20:34:19 No.212423265

colonization*

>>212423227
Belief in multiculturalism has already peaked and will be reversed within the next few decades

https://youtu.be/awfGOqholmk
Brit anthem

>>212423035
ERE'S A SONG
IT REMINDS ME OF BEING A MONG
SUN IS SHINING OUTTA MY BUM
GOTTA KEEP ON WIPING ON

>>212423278
The government is a bit of a shit show at the moment, Barmer can't get MPs do tow the line.

why should i be tolerated to look at brown people
they’re an eyesore
metaphysical decay personified

>>212423251
Anything worth seeing there would be dug up and stuck in our national history museum by now

>>212423169
YOU WON'T BE KEKING LONG *pulls out crossbow*

>>212423227
The SNP believes everybody in Scotland must be English or foreign

50% English
49% else
1% Scottish

The SNPs dream

mental how ziedy and diego are both out enjoying the beer garden weather and I'm stuck in my boxroom letting my life slip away

>>212423306
Genuinely mong look

>>212423227
https://www.scotlandscensus.gov.uk/atlas/

If you want to look at stats

>>212423295
I liked that one, the b-side to Whatever I think it was

>>212423352
it’s pissing raining outside

actually its 23-28 £s for 10 days (food and energy drinks) if all of the monies are unmixed and everything goes back to where it should be
but that is £90 in savings
which is too much. it was £95 this month from complaining. it should be more like £65 in savings

>>212423368
My town is 90% white scottish

is cuba a paradise?

What bad in immigrants if they assimilate well?

>>212423393
do you like instant coffee

>>212423113
cor

>>212423368
utterly mental that stats from end year 2022, less than 900 days ago are now wildly inaccurate because we’re simply importing that much. For instance, between 2019 and 2024 we imported 2.8 million people. That’s more than the entirety of immigration from South Asia and the Caribbean from 1960 to 1997. In fact doubled.

>>212423370
AM FREEHEE TO BE WHATEVER I
WHATEVER I LIKE IF ITS WRONG OR RIGHT I HATE PAKIS
classic

https://www.youtube.com/live/jU0xMpEK7FU
watching the Oasis live stream

>>212423413
So there are black Scottish people? So calgach was black?

its not too much
I put the money in the savings account there after taking out cash money to get coins back from my purchases, and leave £20 in the account in case I need something online
I also paid off next months phone bill for the third time this year (but because it lands on a funny day, I am still making late payments 10/12 months so far)

>>212423425
yes

>>212423436
B O R I S W A V E

>>212423436
yep its grim but at least the census map is available

>>212423440
looks incredibly tame

>>212423436
thanks tories

>>212423426
brown, poo smelling

Proscribing Palestine Action is fascist authoritarianism designed to silence all criticism of "Israel". As a queer woman who knows our struggles are inherently bound together, I proudly stand in solidarity with Palestine.

From the River to the Sea
Palestine Will Be Free

>>212423440
The arena is too big. It doesn't work
>>212423469
Agreed

>>212423458
meaning its £85 i should have not £90
can probably get £5 in coins in a month or so :)

the 3 inch cock

>>212423440
SON YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT I LIKE
BE ME

hopefully next month I get £100 or something for getting the alt bank sorted to be moving my money between those savings accounts for the best interest rates

going to nip out for a cig will you keep an eye on my attractive asian girlfriend with perky tits and a tight pussy?

>>212423521
lol fucking pathetic
lad probably just wants to have a milkshake and play on his switch

Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, kissing, on stage at Glasgow Green Festival (2000)

>>212423542
yeah no worries mate x

>>212423227
diversity is our strength THOUGH

>>212423542
doesnt let you smoke in her house that she will take when she divorces you?

um

fuck im so lonely

i'm at the oasis gig and they just broke up again. it's over.

>>212423315
How is that possible when they secured a large majority

it's over

fluminese just scored

>>212423579
ktimmington the 4th

>>212423436
you should probably stop doing that.

done a wank to that sexy genderfluid shapeshifting mouse

>>212423583
expectations vs reality
the average person in this country, mps included, are thick mongs that thought His Holiness Sir Kier Starmer could overwrite 28 years of civilisational decay

why the fuck is Rocket Grunts geodude rock and elecTRIC type

>>212423436
Gdp went up 0.1% why are you complaining?

>>212423563
cheers lad
>>212423567
no that would be landlordberg

>>212423436
biomass!!

>>212423436
Boris should be, well you know..."jailed"

>>212423583
He's trying to cut bennies and the average labour mp has 15 cousins that have never worked

>>212423440
oasis fans are fucking gay

bizarre how toby will try and survive on £5 a day, moving his £100 savings around different bank accounts to try and squeeze an extra 1% of interest yet he won't simply get a job, or even better find a way to make a few quid from the comfort of his own home

mate who is not especially good looking or charasmatic has landed himself a gf while i sit here on my own yes im seething but fair play to him to be fair, well played

Utterly mental how much contempt I have for boomers. Fucking driving around in their big cunting Mercs and hybrid SUVs to and fro their comfy house they bought for fuck all

To succeed as a boomer you literally had to just not be retarded. That’s it. They’re all fucking mongs that wouldn’t hack it these days.

>>212423666
Absolutely grotesque

>>212423670
ermm

>>212423633
I reckon every MP should be hanged for treason.

>>212423666
Comically evil people

6 weeks in east africa, buzzing for it

>>212423263
>>212423265

Sir Woke Barmer

Get the ________ housed

>>212423706
he should just quit smoking and save all the tobacco money

no its to keep my money until the next JSA payment, which I will try to skimp from

>>212423689
NeetBux.....it's over....

gfberg gone on a girls weekend to Barbados

>>212423760
get a job, you workshy arsehole

>>212423706
>toby will try and survive on £5 a day
That revelation about how he eats his Pot Noodles while having a food reviewer stream on a tablet pressed firmly up to his eyes makes this, to him, tolerable

>>212423714
Muh generational differences. Wait till generational after zoomers says this about millennials as you impotently try to tell them actually your vote never mattered and you had no control

>6 weeks in east africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ

>>212423740
CWLTSHC

>>212423789
>after zoomers says this about millennials
they're already saying it desu

>>212423666
Why are they gyrating like spastics?

Post Oasis tunes lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3hnofV1D7g

>>212423821
posting trannies then samefagging them again are we freak

millennials are gonna get blamed for a lot l can just tell

zoomer white girls are 6ft tall and prefer blackies

>>212423759
>>212423784
why doesn't he just get a runt tier job for £100, even just part time 3 days a week or something would massively improve the quality of his life

>>212423848
nope!

>>212423830
I'm saying it right now
Feels good to know zoomers are a perfect generation and alphas will look up to us

trolling outside of /b/ low quality post

>>212423781
kelsos fate

>>212423848
its spainnigger

mad how theres people scrounging around for every penny while i've got almost 100 grand sitting in the bank

the UK only exists to launder money for the elite and support zionism

>>212423885
It's Quentin.

>>212423902
give it to me I will keep it safe and make little bits of interest from it (not 1.1%)

>>212423851
oh no!
>>212423867
yea sure thing broccoli
generation of faggots

>>212423607
their keeper is 44yo

Can I cross AUSTRALIA in a completely straight line? (part 1 PISSED OFF BT's)

oh yeah you get more money in brackets (interest), and better accounts for paying money in monthly, but also I think paying out monthly but not reaching £0

>>212423852
Imagine the muttoids

https://voca.ro/1obts4W9MSCg
Here nigger bitch if you are an old man, ChatGPT. Colonel Frank Grimes. Hello.

my name jeff

>>212423958
screaming

>>212423847
Radio X has an online radio station which literally just plays Oasis on a loop mate you'd love it

Millennials are soft as shite. Zoomers had to face governments locking them inside, state failure, riots, cost of living crisis and being ethnically cleansed by globalists before age 20

>>212423969
Alright then.

>>212423583
a large majority is harder to control
he would have been better off with 360 MPs

oh and I did buy chocolate
and milk
I said I was gonna do it and I did. also the milk will probably be a few days where I dont need to eat or have energy drinks, and those energy drink days can stretch out even more by drinking water every second day

>>212423902
ktim got just shy of 60k in my isa (can put another 20k in soon) and 40k across various bonds at 5%

wages going up to £4800 a month in august, going to put £1k a month into bitcoin £1k into ITM hydrogen fuel shares and save the rest until the day the market crashes

>>212423980
>before age 20
so while they were in school and lived with mummy

>>212423747
do kilimanjaro

I am seriously waiting for Colonel Frank Grimes/ChatGPT...

>>212423975
>>212423975
>>212423975

with that i can buy a tube of pringles and just not have energy drinks some days until the cost is paid off. this adds options and agency to my life and finances

>>212423980
but they support all that

Fucking bitch...

and with the food I can utilize the shortbreads

see it frees everything up with a little bit of money

>>212423688
Goonette gooned her hand off