Thread 212422895

yep edition

Previous: >>212416175

happy birthday usa

>>212422978
And this should be our flag again.

I love you all

i dont need a house in minecraft, its minecraft, no basketball player is gonna come and steal my shit and stab me in my sleep

eating 80g of sugar to celebrate america
#ilovetheusa

>>212423049
fuck i mean this one

Siamese cats are beautiful

>>212423088
No they're not
https://youtu.be/mUFPVrDN2hc?si=UCW2TlLibMl9lT44

>>212423011
Thanks Mexiko

>>212423070
zombies skeles and spiders
idiot

>>212423125
just use torches

>>212423145
torches in grass is unsafe
you need to build somewhere to put the torches

from a vr 'orn

>>212423168
no its not

jacked myself off so hard last night that my dick is still sore. really good nut though

>smile when talking to someone
>they turn around and walk away
>instantly stop smiling
is this normal human behavior

We love Asuka

>>212423277
Yes

I forced myself to have sex with a man last night. Not a trap or a femboy or anything. Just a regular, grown-ass man.
I had to close my eyes and try to shut him out to the best of my abilities. His awkwardly bulky proportions, his arm and leg hair, his deep grunts, his rough skin and wide shoulders, all these things made it incredibly difficult to achieve and maintain an erection but after a great deal of concentration I was able to cum in him.
The wave that washed over me after I finished was unbelievable. I pulled out, stood up, took one look at him and immediately felt dizzy. I went to the bathroom to quietly dry heave into his toilet but managed to refrain from actually vomiting.
He wanted me to stay the night and talk with him some more but I left briskly, rambling about having to get home to feed a dog I didn't actually have.

Last night was the lowest point of my life by far. I let loneliness get the better of me and deluded myself into believing that it's better to fuck someone you are not even attracted to at all than to continue withering away in isolation, and now I know from hard experience how ridiculous that line of thinking actually is. But being alone is still miserable and my luck with women is so bad it's pushed me here anyway.

I want to die.

>>212423277
yes, but it's not genuine behaviour. it's called being polite.

Poopy

>>212423324
copypasta

>>212423083
Mexico is a nation state death cult so totally makes sense

>>212423324
hope this is true

>>212423363
disgusting and saaaaarpilled

>>212423363
Ontario beaches have a big problem with jeets shitting on them all the time

>>212423363
who could be the cause of this

Currently annoying the jeets outside my window by blasting the same rock song over and over and over. Indians hate rock and metal music.
https://youtu.be/eRGtKM-IdUM

>>212423324
Nauseating post, but still an interesting read. Kind of like watching a horror movie, or LiveLeak

I don't jerk off
I attack my penis like a ferocious beast

>>212423334
Woo0ow anime is so cool brah! Weebs smoke weed they badass!! I guess I was wrong about them!! :0

>>212423216
>us is the only hot one
Mexico is alright though

>>212423386
yeah

>>212423450
You have a mental illness that makes you attracted to low income white girls

RDR2 time

>>212423477
VGH

>>212423450
canada mogs the us one hard

>>212423494
I'm replaying RDR1 myself

>>212423363
do they mention why?

>>212423477
please articulate what makes someone visibly look "low income"

>>212423216
How is the Canadian the fattest?

>>212423442
Something I hope the jeets may enjoy
https://youtu.be/OuZhNN9KRV8

>>212423386
I mean are we not either anymore

>>212423522
hmmm idk why would I have this information? hmm? did you think of that? hmm?

>>212423494
>>212423505
been watching RDR2 roleplay trolling vids on Youtube lately, might give it a try just to fuck with some of the losers who do the roleplay thing

what do women want

>>212423548
Mock me at your own peril, stranger

>>212423556
if you are a loser and spend your free time "trolling" losers, what does that make you? (it's rhetorical man don't answer)

>>212423513
If you know you know, that’s all I can really tell you

it's not a phase

>>212423562
big dicks
big bank accounts
big bazoongas

>>212423562
money

Is 500k enough to retire and live off of the rest of my life

>>212423562
Someone who listens when no one else will

>>212423593
you replied to my post in some failed attempt to assert dominance but you're afraid of conflict so that shows me you're a passive aggressive beta male baby boy.

i will make you my concubine. gonna split your bussy like a piece of firewood.

>>212423599
retard speaker here, I will translate this post
he said
>I have a mental handicap and cannot articulate a point
I rest my case your honor, thank you

>>212423639
ye

>>212423639
Maybe if you’re like 78

>>212423639
Not in like 5 years, no. We're gonna have Weimar-era Germany, or Zimbabwe like inflation very soon.

>>212423646
>beta male baby boy
>make you my concubine
>bussy
see there's a word for people that talk like this

>>212423639
No. With a million you can maybe do dividend investing and make enough to pay a mortgage and live decently but any less will be gone in 10-20 years. (20 is the extremely lucky end)

>>212423652
If you don’t know the low income eyes and trailer park cheekbones look then there’s nothing I can tell you that’ll explain it

>>212423691
dont @ me loser I didn't give you permission to speak. you hold my pocket like a good boy.

>>212423691
>>212423755
stop fighting and look
>>212423252

>>212423497
>tf
>tp
Sad!

It’s Mexico>Canada>USA and you have bad taste if you think otherwise

>>212423324
Jason this is incredibly risky behaviour, I implore you to stop doing things like this.

"People" with this haircut should be killed.

Why are there so many obese people in America? I'm not talking about the country, but the entire continent.

>>212423827
Everyone drives everywhere. No one walks enough. Everyone eats a lot of carbs and calories in general. That alone explains it in its entirety.

>>212423827
Your gayness might have something to do

>>212423742
I think you have that mental illness that causes people to see fucked up faces where there are none

>>212423216
mexicana is the hottest desu desu

me on the left you on the right

>>212423951
you are valid and a real woman

>>212423817
Why would anyone take the opinion of a khv seriously

ola frens

compa

>>212424076
Hi what’s going on in mexicoland today

>>212423827
Um

...

I've gotten drunk pretty much every day this week luuuuuuul

>>212424113
It’s more complex than that

we'll see
https://x.com/InfraredClips/status/1937916564440773021

>>212424146
nobody wants to see your gay porn

>xhitter
Pedo alert

Its so hard to cope with life here anymore that im considering becoming christian again just to have an imaginary friend to talk to thatll fix all my problems

>>212424136
no its not
they lost land to foreing invaders untill they had no more land left

Just heard someone pronounce “Gucci” like “Goosey”

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>212424239
Why do you need to cope? Is everything okay?

>>212424239
Keeping hope.

>>212424266
Same here butty.

>>212424275
Nothing is okay

>>212424318
grow up

>>212424266
Bean juice is a horrible addiction that doesn’t help at all
Cut out caffeine from any source entirely and nothing changed except I learned to stay awake without help

>>212424318
Read it with Gump's voice. My mom says that God never gives us anything we can't handle, so you can do it.

I am sick of women and thinking about becoming a liberal gay

>>212424343
What does that even mean

>>212424375
it means stop being a bitch nigga you crybaby pussy

>>212424354
We haven't discovered the mechanism behind this, but there's a consistently observed correlation between regular coffee consumption and longevity

>>212424253
Goosey goosey lewis Lewis fendi fendi prada

>>212424375
Stop bitching.
No one likes a cry baby. You're making it worse

>>212424386
couldn't have put it better myself

>>212424370
>My mom says that God never gives us anything we can't handle, so you can do it.
This is a great way to shatter someone's faith. Very often we face things that we cannot handle, and God isn't at fault for that, even when He chooses not to help. There are many examples of this in the Holy Bible.

>>212424386
>>212424423
What are you gonna do about it

>>212424239
But your problems wouldn't actually be fixed, so what's the point of that

i have spent all day so far trying and failing to respray the hood of my car

american right had felt repressed and ignored for a decade so they responded with an attempted coup, terrorist attacks and eventually elected trump peacefully. The left in response did nothing.

I think both the right and left overestimated the willpower of the "woke establishment"

>>212424447
more importantly, what are YOU gonna do about it?
I can close the thread and forget you exist right now, but you have to live with your own whiny ass forever

>>212424442
Yes, but Job never lost faith, and the Lord rewarded him.

>>212424499
I don’t think i was whining i think you’re whining about me answering a question

>>212424508
Yes.

Brotherberg ordered pizza but I'm not hungry yet

>>212424461
Buy a CF hood

Yo what the FUCK

The French are disappointed in us

i slept for longer than i thought now im charging my bicycle headlights for tonights ride

god goves us trials to overcome
>except when we can't
It's on purpose to test our faith
>except when it's not
so he can help us
>except when he doesn't want to o algo
Trust the plan, G

>>212424571
What is there to even do in Greenland except stay inside? Not really surprised by this

>>212424420
Yeah, you can kiss the ring, but you can never touch the crown

I’m sad

>>212424542
i should have. when i recoup all the losses i’ve taken on this failure maybe i’ll go for that

>>212424620
*kisses your forehead*
About what?

>>212424580
Quoi?

>>212424610
Not very many people. If you're in a relationship you'll be fucking a relative more likely than not.

niggas tryna expound a theodicy on an anime website

>>212424571
Canada has enough bhenchods already!

>>212424653
I wouldn’t mind fucking a cousin

if i dont survive this bike ride please dont forget me

must be crazy to live to 60 or 70 and realizing the last 30 years of your life could easily be forfeit in exchange for dying like a warrior in combat instead of slowly rotting away

i'm an incel so no one wants me, not even cousins

>>212424703
Honestly same I've got one cousin who's pretty hot. She's cray cray doe.

happy 4th of IDF

>>212423951
unironically love this image

life is a cinch

>>212424764
remember when ZOG was a far right conspiracy theory?

part time job scheduled me for tomorrow even though my manager told me I could have it off weeks ago
Yeah, I'm thinking no-call no-show

omds

they used to bully my cousin and call him 4 eyes. then he got glasses

Two of my chickens have a weird dynamic where the chicken below the one on top of the pecking order brown noses her and has to be basically smothered by her while dustbathing

>>212424714
People will be living up to 150 years old in the near future.

There’s girls out there with big boobs and snatched waists and big butts and they won’t have sex with you

>>212424893
ultra rich semites will be living up to 150 years old in the near future*

>>212424764
>Ted Cruz the 5yo Cuban living in Alberta, Canada purportedly heard about some military raid conducted by Israel, and purportedly thought it sounded like Texan foreign policy
?????

>>212424893
Even common folk like m’self?

>>212424909
you can look but you can't touch

>>212424973
Capitalism in a nutshell

>>212424893
Wishful thinking on part of the elite that want this to be true
No telling what state you’d be in if you live that long anyways. The body could just have a shutdown point despite all the goodies you pump into your bloodstream

>>212424813
It’s kind of amazing how hard they’re fumbling the delicate post-WW2 system of power they set up out of pure hubris and general incompetence. I guess that’s what happens when the revolutionaries start dying off, and the people born in the new system start taking charge; just like the Soviet Union fell once the OG Bolsheviks died off, and people raised in the Soviet Union came to power

>>212424920
Yeah that's probably right. The gov't wants us poor and miserable. What if, though, just imagine this – billionaires/trillionaires making ALL THE MONEY in the near future, everyone else is unemployed but the trillionaires are taxed at like 99% and it's basically a post-scarcity society where everyone gets universal basic income and are as healthy and happy as can be. Oh wait that's basically Brave New World.

SAW is one of the greatest film series of all time

>>212425085
I’m like John the savage if he had 10% of his willpower

>>212425099
what's the opposite of a truth nuke?
cringe bomb? lie petard?

>>212425099
The whole series is unironically a great work in a way that most people don’t realize

>>212425143
That book was such shite actually. Crazy how much science fiction it directly inspired considering it was published in 1932, doe.

>>212425187
How so?

>>212425240
Im not smart enough to put it into words

>>212425240
it's like the transformors, or avengers, the illiad of our time so to speak

>>212424764
this is getting ridiculous now
>>212424813
I really don't want to believe it's real
>>212425047
And this makes a lot of sense

>>212424813
No, I don't think it was ever a typical "conspiracy theory", though people of course disagreed about the extent and justice of it

watchin destiny

>>212422895 (OP)
I am too broke ugly and awkward to party

>>212425365
same

>goonan
>coom after hours
>do it so hard I pull my back
damn full unc status frfr

>>212425365
>>212425377
You should hang out together!

Familybergstein forcing me to eat 7/4 dinner in the dining room with them FUCK MY LIFE

kinda surprised how fast /pw/ is

>>212425332
Thought that was Kanye in one of his costumes on first glance

about to drink my own weight in beer and champagne

>>212425401
I always see that at first too

Would you prefer a Walther PPK in .380 or .32?

>>212425390
>7/4 dinner
??????

Don't give me a gun cause I'll immediately merk myself with it

>>212425390
the duck does that mean

>>212425545
You havent got the bawls kid

>>212425486
baby cartridges for manlets
might as well be a .22

Isn't boycotting Israel illegal in Texas?

I forgot to do my gacha dailies this morning.

>>212425571
antisemitism is illegal everywhere chuddie

>>212423011
Thanks Mecks-e-/co/

the united states is not a stable country

>>212425486
.380 because of ammo availability and price

>>212422895 (OP)
Anyone else got sent something like this?

>>212425240
Midwits won’t agree but the philosophical themes are what makes it kino. The violence is very limited, unironically. It’s a series about sinners struggling to cope with meeting ultimate justice for the first time. Truly speaks to something profound within the human soul.

Did you know a .22 to the dome at point blank range is much deadlier compared to a higher calibre? It's because a bigger calibre has more energy behind it so it'll more than likely have an exit wound, which compared to a smaller calibre which ricochets around the inside of the skull and tears up the brain, is relatively less likely to result in death.

t b h if I wasn't a Jew I'd probably be an antisemite too

>>212425622
t. daily beheadings and political assassinations

I hate when people comment this shit

>>212425644
no i dont use thirdie messaging apps

>>212425569
Don't you like James Bond?
>>212425626
It makes sense, the boxes of .32 cost about a thousand pesos, which is 50 USD.

>>212425665
I'm guessing a higher caliber is always more deadly including to the brain

>>212425682
I hate the "anybody watching in July 2025?" sort of shit.

>>212425682
how dare you blaspheme against the ultimate arbiter of atheist morality, consensus?

>>212425682
>whos watching in 202X?

>love from x country!

>>212425377
I only have 4833 dollars in my bank account and I am a 4/10

>>212425724
Consensus is how we manipulate reality

>>212425500
He’s being forced to eat 1.75 dinners (that’s too much food!)

China has built a 50m-tall inflatable dome over a construction site in Jinan to protect the surroundings from dust and noise.

The comments under Taylor Swift videos are always hilarious.

>>212425486
.45 ACP

People have died from pellet gun shots. I think it all depends on where you shoot.

did some dude weed and now I'm drinking vodka soda

>Uzbek friend tells me about weird aspect of his country
>ask why that it is
>he explains
>later look it up online and it turns out he is completely wrong
I've noticed that this is a very common occurrence with every nationality irl

>>212425862
wow bryan johnson is so cool and down to earth and doesn't at all look like a synthetic demon who drinks baby blood

Yep

>>212425886
>pic
?

>>212425876
Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are just a matter of duty.

Spent all day at the pool award

One time in grade 3 during playtime I made some Lego blocks into an L shape and immediately got hauled into the hall because the teacher thought it resembled a gun. That teacher was a total cunt. Burn in hell Ms. Hagen!

>>212425927
see any hot mamas

>>212425914
hes not even a fascist weirdo or anything (which all billionaires seem to have jumped on) so i dont mind him experimenting on himself

>>212425907
Have you ever had Uzbek Plov?

>>212425929
in my preschool class we made fake guns and had battles with each other

>>212425927
Where there many brown people at the pool?

Made a fake tweet and posted it on /pol/ and got 500 replies

>>212425929
When I was in kindergarten there was this huge ass box of random lego bricks and we had a game we would play where we would build a cube out of legos with one side open then put it on our hand like a boxing glove and punch the other persons cube until one of them broke, that shit was painful

>>212425949
Yeah, I like it a lot. Hard to go wrong with meat and rice

All caps when you spell the name

>>212425980
average water park in chicanoland

>>212425982
Is it just me, or are the people on /pol/ getting dumber and dumber?

Where's spinster?

>>212426016
It's like there's a direct tunnel connecting /pol/ and facebook

>>212426016
they've had an ongoing trump general since 2016, I don't think they were ever all that bright to begin with

I will END you

>>212425929
one time in 4th grade my friends were play wrestling and me and another friend were spectating, the teacher saw and made us walk laps for the rest of recess
one of the kids moms came to get them early and you could see in their face they were thinking like 'wtf is the problem even' as the teacher explained it

>>212426016
Most of the threads there are just baits made by Indians.

>>212425929
I had a math teacher named Ms. Hagen
She was in her early twenties and had big homegrown breasts

>>212425986
is that the one? >>212425982

>>212426046
in kindergarten me and my friends went around crushing peoples sand castles and we got away with it

>>212426041
Do you think that thread will still be around after 2028?

>>212425929
I got sent home because i snapped a pair of scissors at a kid and he said i threatened to kill him

>>212426096
inshallah the country will have destroyed itself before then

>>212426126
deeply reddit country

>>212426126
How will Americans ever recover

>>212426126
ts pmo sb

guess the gender and ethnicity

>UFC Championship at the White House for Summer 2026
Decline of Rome-tier. This is not a serious country.

>>212426191
Sören Gosejohann
19
AMAB
German

>>212426191
JEW

>>212426204
It's crazy how quickly the UFC started to decline in quality

>>212426204
some tomato colored 58 year old with hypertension just fist pumped the air so hard it scared his wife and sprained his rotator cuff

>>212426191
Jewish man. Asiatic eyes charateristic of the Ashkenazi.

>>212426191
Be more mad.

my favorite food is baked potato

>>212426251
autism be damned my boy can ethnoguess

>>212426191
irish lesbian

>>212426255
in england they cover theirs with heinz baked beans, garlic mint paste, and other assorted toppings that belong nowhere near the innards of a tuber

>>212426280
It's a shame there's no newspaper for coomer news because you always stay abreast of these matters

Just ordered food and unbeknownst to the Chinese lady on the phone I was passing a major BM at the same time I was talking to her.

>>212426191
looks british

>>212426280
you can cope but you would do this without a second thought too if you were a woman

>>212426334
Yeah but maybe without showing face

>>212426328
This is illegal in 2 party consent territories

>>212426360
Why?

>>212426328
kek i had to do this while scheduling a major surgery

got a letter from NYU saying my info was exposed in a data breach

screeching at this video
https://x.com/iconebonyfierce/status/1941119786995659138

>>212426395
How did you manage to afford major surgery in the United States? Doesn't that cost like hundreds of thousands of dollars?

Happy independence day my American allies

>>212426465
insurance

>>212426475
die in a fire

>>212426465
ive had military insurance my entire life and it pays for most of everything
ends for good the end of next month on my bday :(

>>212426497
tsmt

>>212426487
Shalom.

>>212426498
oh i forgot to mention it cost almost a million and i paid 0

>>212426465
most people get health insurance through their full time jobs
the people who complain about medical costs are unemployed overweight welfare queens

>>212426535
Damn dude what was the procedure?

212426475
enjoy the holiday music festival

>>212426475
Am Yisrael Chai

>>212423290
MOOODS

>>212426567
getting a macro tumor taken offmy pituitary gland that was touching my brain and optic nerve

Idea: nuke the Middle East.

I'm bored
Start an argument about walkable cities or make fun of California

>>212426574
Apply.

I posted an extremely cute girl twice in the last edition and it got ZERO (You)s

>>212426497
>>212426506
Highly unpatriotic, shame on you

Idea: nuke Mexico.

"cities" in the south bay are actually overgrown suburbs that are designed for cyclists and are therefore unsuited for both walking or driving

>>212426620
*african shaman voice* de first ding you must kno about gad is dat he hates you

>>212426640
Outta movie, bro.

idk how niggas can look at beautiful perfect women and be like 'fuck that i wanna rape kids'

>>212426652
why? What have we done to you?

>>212426652
wtf is wrong with you

>You're telling me this dude gets off to little girls in pig tails?
>Yes Ice T......he's a pedophile......you've worked in the sex crimes unit for 11 years................

Anata ga suki desu!

>>212426714
>>212426730
calm down he didnt say he supported the idea

>>212426652
nukes were originally going to be used on germany but the war ended before we got a chance to

personally I think ever nation on earth should denuclearize by launching every single thing they have at germany and then just mutually agreeing that we won't build anymore, with germans gone we'd have world peace so there wouldn't be any need for them anymore anyway

get a new one cooking, no women

Business idea: go to Mexico and swoon a biihh

Tsuki ga kirei na...

NANDE

>>212426804
germans are just following america's lead now so I don't see the point

>>212426864
they're the white version of jeets

new
now

>>212426889
no idea what you're talking about and I suspect you haven't either

my cat puts his wet nose on my arm and it makes me yelp

does call of duty still have normal modes or is it all just battle royale now? its sad that all the battlefield games are dead now

>>212426924
Wataa chudai tushy

>>212426957
>does call of duty still have normal modes
of course

all they had to do is have no women and gays and operators and shit and it would be fine

>>212426957
>battlefield games are dead now
do you think 6 will be shit
cod is just mw, bo remakes or wwii every year
no creativity or message to the campaigns
and the jetpacks are unbearable

>>212427007
I like women thoughbeit

This Brazilian anon gives off creepy incel vibes.

If you want to to learn to hate chinks you need to watch border patrol Australia

made one
>>212427087

>>212427087

>>212427087

>>212427053
We are incel brothers, do not raise your hand against him

>>212427041
probably not they'll probably do something dumb again, I just want to go back go bf3/4 style with the old dynamic maps and stuff, they were actually doing good with that then they just stopped for no reason