Thread 212423975

remember when diegs offered mousenonce 2 grand a month to stop posting lol

fake mousey

>>212424060
wow that was crazy when you did that i don’t think literally anyone remembers or cares about that

>>212424060
nope

Who's the sexiest white woman in history?
Who's the sexiest asian woman in history?
Who's the sexiest black woman in history?

pov you're 5 seconds into the straight line across donedon challenge
https://voca.ro/1obts4W9MSCg

Remember mihai?

*screams towards you*

did his hair turn curly because of the AIDS/PReP

>>212424072
yeah

melty melty
bluds got no mates lol
go on and bring up some posts you made from three years ago as if anyone cares
this thread is your whole life lmfao

>>212424112
is there any hope if you spend your youthful twink years as the right

>>212424112
i edited that picture on the left to make him look younger to mindbreak him (his insecurity was aging) and now i feel bad cos i think it unironically did a number on him

some seizure medications can make hair go curly. also both genders need to consult with their doctor or GP before trying to conceive if they are taking certain (best 2) seizure medications

>>212424072
The legendary ass in Argentina shirt from early 2000s interne

The one girl from my school (tied with the one girl from my university)

The one that is often posted on /int/ eith long straight hair

I am entering my Sensitive Young Man era.

need a big tit sperg gf

>>212424179
Maidenless post

it was quite foolish to get 200 candies for all of the common/buddy Pokemon before XL candies started to drop

>>212424060
No I don't

>>212424219
the quality of jumpers has declined in recent years

Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials for me. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If my clothing looks robust then I’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of my life. Time to get a move on.

AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTANDDDD

omds remember this one?
>>104637820

>>212424276
a shame

Why's the thread dead?

>>212424219
this is probably my hairstyle if i'm not bald

instead of leaving a 14 CP Pokemon at the gym it would surely be best for everyone if people waited until midnight to take a gym after a certain time (darkness)

catberg desperate to cuddle up on my chest but the fact is i'm watching house md and she'll have to shove off

>>212424355
Rebel?

>>212424330
the spammer who makes 90% of the posts is off having a cry

having an incel meltdown

Ever think of how many schizos /brit/ has? Wonder if it's the highest per capita on 4chan

>>212424380
feast your eyes
>>>/vg/529916986

>>212424380
not even close
the swedish thread has had 6 suicides and it's a number they're proud of (no joke)

nth for the gyaldem

>>212424404
Something gotta happen...

that thread is also just one person

>>212424404
RIP

started the 'rt

fiddling with my pecker

>>212424416
How can they know about anonymous suicides

>>212424160
you made his hair straight instead of curly?

I want tooting carmen down then I will believe am European...

just meme dabbed

>>212424468
if one of our schizo regulars talked about suicide frequently and then suddenly stopped posting one day or made a big announcement post I'm sure we'd know

He gotta die, God.

>>212424481
i used faceapp filters iirc

>>212424230
need to FUCK her up the ARSE

Erimentha Parker and the Lesbian Awakening

Big fan of that Rory Sutherland

English girls look like THIS?!?!

gf posting things like this on her ig story

Your neck...

Download Festival is Glastonbury for The Working Class.

>>212424553
Silly bint is suffering from a lack of semen wriggling around in her ladies' business

Stop it in English.

thats 9 wobbuffet XL candies today then

>>212424504
Have we had a suicide? I'm not super clear on which schizos we have. I only know and have noticed mousenonce

Erimentha Parker and the Adult Autism Diagnosis

sick to niggering death of it constantly being windy
just constant gale force wind wether it’s raining cloudy or sunny for NO REASON ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT never used to be like this

>>212424636
canslad

>>212424636
*mouseposter

>>212424419
lol soon this ugly bitch will be covering her whole man face with her wig

1- Pure Russian *or* Whatever.
2- You know the rule...

>>212424649
it really is the windiest year ever

Nut's.

Hundreds of people have gathered outside the stadium to hear the band, even without a ticket.

Many told me they either couldn’t get a ticket or couldn’t afford one but wanted to be part of the atmosphere anyway. People brought along deck chairs and drinks to sit outside and hear the music, some even arriving by boat on the river to sing along.

I have some issues.

>>212424700
sorry had a curry last night aha x

>studied in china
>spoke 3 languages
>borderline genius
>received credits for some of his professional work
>spent the last 5 years of his life dossing about smoking weed and eating painkillers complaining about his boyfriend inbetween posting LOTR lore for no reason
seriously what the fucj was mihais problem

(8) been on top but I don't shop at Topman (8)

>>212424769
twink death

>>212424795
https://voca.ro/1AuLOkEeXfEj

>>212424678
blud onto nothing yet again

>>212424769
he just crashed out man it happens to the best of us

Colombia’s pro-Palestinian president has extended an invitation to @bobbyvylan to visit the country.

10USD.

>>212424769
battyman fi dead

The last photo taken by the Italian motorcyclist killed in a bear attack on the Transfăgărășan road in Romania

>>212424838
https://voca.ro/16c06wWsl5RK

american fanny

>>212424847
>cubs
blud should've been full pedal out of the area F

>>212424812
so many filters he looks like an alien lmfao get a grip you clueless incel

Be sweet to me, baby
I wanna believe in you, I wanna believe (be sweet)
Be sweet to me, baby
I wanna believe in you, I wanna believe in something

>>212424886
He actually stopped right to try and feed the cubs even though they were with the mother lol

Chicken is in oven 200c will have a look in an hour

Bitch

Raducanu narrowly lost the first set, but she's now up a break in the second

It's not over lads

Apply

>>212424847
Glad we killed all the dangerous wildlife here

What are you lads drinking on this fine night

cannot WAIT for Heaton Park next Friday

>>212424944
I don’t, the most dangerous animal in this country is a fkn cow, how pathetic is that

wait mihai was actually smart? thought it was all part of the gimmick

>>212424934
Thank you.

>>212424961
grim

>>212424976
get a clue

Can't name my source but hearing rumours that "Mr Bean !!" will be a special guest at the Black Sabbath farewell gig tomorrow

>>212424847
would never happen to me, i command way too much respect from any living creature
that bear would have stayed the fuck out of my way

poo arse cock wank

>>212424966
He's got AI Patents. Good ones too.

>>212424966
https://livrepository.liverpool.ac.uk/2005382/1/BurceaMih_Oct2014_2002421.pdf

>>212424984
posted it again award

>>212424906
deary me

>>212424896
take the L and fuck off, terminally online schizo

Erimentha Parker and the Holocaust Charity Funds

Might vote for labour

>>212425015
boo hoo nigga

meanwhile, on /fit/

I would actually support reintroducing bears and wolves back into the woods in this country

>>212424989
you are going to be covered in piss

>>212424966
He was in the IMO

>>212424915
I'm watching

COME ON EMMA

she had a bad fall

>>212425059
I dont plan on going in to a crowded area, last nig gig I went to was guns n roses and I stood further back where it wasn't busy and enjoyed it much more

is it haram to jerk off on the 4th of july

>>212424692
wonder what muslim fellas think of these women who wear the head scarf on top but dress like slags below the neck or below the waist

>>212425095
It would be much more interesting if the women players wore sexy underwear under those tiny skirts

flumin ahead again

>>212425053
there's not enough forested land or deer population to support them, they'd just prey on farm animals. i wish we could reintroduce them but it would be a disaster

>>212425013
wtf lmao

>>212425128
Where are you seeing a headscarf mate she just has black hair

feminine guys are the best

>>212425163
sorry im blind haha

>>212425017
kill yourself you hopeless simp retard

>>212425053
why

>>212425149
We have deer and rabbits and stuff like that. Don’t have to loads of bears just a couple we have enough forest for that

>>212425174
why are you switching vpns mid conversation you spaz

>>212425175
dtfic you literally post about anime and vtubers just as much as him

>>212425211
omg you really believe there's only one leaf here lmfao

cute russian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGOtJ5gX-EE

>>212425191
Makes things more interesting

>>212425013
I hope he's actually living a real life somewhere

>>212425238
but you are the only leaf here?

do NOT have a meltdown please.

>>212425209
such is life in the dollhouse

>>212425207
right but either the population is fairly large, or they become horribly inbred and die out so what's the point

i dont like "biboo" avatar

>>212425260
at the moment yes but the anime leaf is certainly not me he's actually a good poster most of the time
>have a meltdown
never happened

>>212425263
>>212425275
>30 seconds apart
nice pass lmfao, dtfic paying money to have meltdowns

>>212425207
bit of a difference between bears and rabbits lmao

>>212425269
>>212425242

Idea: umm... get back to me

omds

>>212425310
fair enough

>>212425304
For them to EAT
Fuck ass nigga

>>212425275
damn braT kusogaki

anime leaf is carlyposter on a VPN

>>212425207
>We have deer and rabbits
Neither are native, they were brought here by the Normans, deer to hunt, and rabbits as semi-domesticated animals to raise in artificial warrens.

>>212425275
i don't like vtubers

>>212425346
did you see yubari rei

who /labubu/ here

>>212425349
nah his topic variety is far too broad to be carlyfreak

Depiction of a bear on a Roman-era engraved gem found in Britain.

I will NEVER pay to post here and I will NEVER use a proxy you freaks that do that take this place way too seriously

>>212425351
nothing's native to the uk it's a stupid concept
every 10,000 years it all gets wiped out by ice and replaced by whatever happens to cross over from the continent

Lorde celebrates first [UK] Number 1 album with Virgin: “This is absolutely insane!”

>>212425344
bears eat fish lad

carlybender is the worst /brit/ poster - by a lot!

I want to meet up with the anime leaf when I am in Halifax

holy crap ahhhahhhhaaaa haha

I wish I had friends and we could smoke weed and eat pizza

>>212425457
one of you told me Nova Scotia is a shithole is that true?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bqc2tL_X8A
IM DRIFTING OOOOON
SOOOLAR WIIIIND

I PRAY TO GOOOOOOD HEEERE

does everyone here pretend to be gay or nah

>>212425369
yeah, she was getting all choked it was very sweet. I really digged her cover, it's pretty telling


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao23unIbZtY

>>212425420
>every 10,000 years it all gets wiped out by ice

any hopeless romantics in

>>212425478
I have never been but I have heard that as well

Paddington Bear
Not British, Peruvian

black sabbath tomorrow innit

Slip inside my fat hairy arseeeee

BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY

meeting bristol redditflagger in september :)?

>>212425351
>Neither are native, they were brought here by the Normans, deer to hunt
Only roe deer were imported, there are huge native deer populations

Ambatukam

right that's a woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

>>212425457
um

>>212425478
it's relatively poor but not really a shithole except for a few neighbourhoods in halifax and some other places

>>212425521
vile

>>212425501
i meant 100,000 years but my point is still valid

>>212425420
>nothing's native to the uk
Rorke bursting a few blood vessels after reading this

Who could pass up the opportunity to meet me IRL?

new scotland :£

>>212425510
name?

>>212425523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h31hF-QzJxQ

>>212425580
what you got against bob marley he was an anti communist btw

>>212425510
filters cant help this nigga lol get real

>>212425420
Native in relation to British wildlife means anything that been here since the last Ice Age without humans bringing it here, so clearly things brought here by the Normans less than a thousand years ago don't count.
>>212425531
True, a valid correction
>>212425583
No, it's not.

eating a scotch egg with some tomato soup

if only the french civilised you

>>212425617
pedant

rorke tagging up the hood in his village of bexley-under-tweed

the order

Rorke insisting that the English are native to England despite the fact that Anglo-Saxons came from Germany

>all gets wiped out by ice
>ice wipes things out
will the stuff in my freezer be okay or do i need to keep an eye on it?

the french have their own websites to talk on which is why /fr/ is not very active, they are an advanced civilisation

>>212425666
imagine sticking a few of those in your gob while getting arse blasted

mmhmm yeah? are the cronem being a little violent? xx

girl at toil keeps staring at me and coming over to talk
a shagger would be able to convert this into a shag, but best I'll be able to do is a regretful memory that'll make me wheep on my deathbed

Leftypol is a chronic overachiever, bookworm and perfectionist. Joining at /brit/ in 2025, he is excited and anticipating the posting ahead; however, when he gets on the wrong side of Rorke, one of the most racist posters in the general, everything starts to go wrong

>>212425611
nothing against bob marley, rather I dislike his grandkid's being raised jewish

every atheist ive known has been a drug addict with mental health issues. dont see that with christian, isnt that weird...

>>212425715
to-poo list

just got a 3 day ban for posting, ahem, *clears throat* a woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

>>212425667
leftypops inisting nbologhu knuksi muhamed muhamed aghmed nghub is native despite the fact that he arrived from africa 30 minutes ago

>>212425667
The English ethnicity was formed on this island from the mixing of Germanic settlers and the native Britons, so the English are absolutely indigenous to this island, in fact modern English people are at least 50% Celtic admixture.
Nobody has been 'Anglo Saxon' for well over 1,000 years.

mmhmm are the shiesty wearing cronem activating?

This python is really hard to learn

>>212425740
Just got my ban appealed after 3 days for pretending to be underage, me.

>>212425420
Wish Diego was here to refute this. I'm as thick as absolute fuck so I can't!!!

>>212425772
Hate that language
Always though it was terrible for beginners too

yeah are the slippy ovals slapping down katy's back? yeah? haha bet cervixdem receiving a serious battering xx

>>212425772
katies in training mhmm

>>212425796
mad that

I'm underage btw

heathermong and ziedbelg entering /brit/>>212425738

leftypol insisting that indians are native to the americas even though they arrived from asia 15000 years ago lmao

Listening to Mr Bond (nazi rapper)
Absolutely hilarious shit

Teenage Nazi is genius

>>212425826
There will be no mercy, if I had to take a holiday then so do you.

EMMA 'USELESS CUNT' RADUCANU

45 year old "power twink" offering to fuck me in cabot circus toilets tomorrow

yay or nay?

Who's the sexiest Asian woman?

>>212425837
woner how long it'll take for indians to be considered native to britain

mmhmm bet the small boat cronem just finished showering yeah? walking around the gherkin lounge in dey bathrobes, batondem swangin left n rite

>>212425833
scrp,

>>212425850
hes posting using a nonce botnet they basically cant effectively ban him (this thread is his entire life he needs to post for his survival)

>>212425839
>Mr Bond

his Name
Is
Johnny English !!

>>212425859
um

>>212424603
semen doesnt wriggle, you're thinking of sperm which are suspended in semen

-2 being the recipient of a vigorous clartening

>>212425866
got any plans tonight mate?

>>212425772
what are you trying to do

>>212425912
i clartened katy already

>>212425924
fizzbuzz

>>212425924
make it go down the toilet

>>212425861
45 year old describing themselves as a twink sounds grim

Can't believe it lads. Black Sabbath, Metallica and even Billy Corgan are England RIGHT NOW

eating a sumerian sausage with some peruvian beans

>>212425943
haha nice one mate well enjoy your friday evening posting your fantasies about black men once again x

>>212425936
she actually looks quite peng here, shame she's white

The game I wanted to purchase didn't go on sale in the steam summer sale

>>212425908
no i'm not

>>212426013
diddums

>>212426013
Tell your mates. Not us.

>>212425743
We're all humans at the end of the day

>>212425753
Everyone's just an immigrant really. The English are a mixture of Anglo-Saxons (immigrants) and Normans (immigrants) and Celts (immigrants). Also even if you look at a group like Aboriginal Australians, they're immigrants because humanity started in Africa. At some point their ancestors travelled from Africa towards Australia.

>>212425979
meanwhile you of course are having a fulfilling friday night out socialising with your mates
NOT HAHAHAAAAAAAA

>>212426013
get a job then

uh oh stinky

doing a review

you fucking bitch

>>212426026
>humanity started in Africa

This has been debunked

trannyspammer = carlybender = rubymong
diego also repeatedly posts about carly and other female pop stars on days other than friday because he doesnt want to sully his "brand"

leftypol insisting that the natives of easter island are native to easter island even though they natived easter island in 12th century, long after anglo-saxons came to england

I HATE the daytime

>>212426058
what did rebecca do to him?

>>212426067
yeah mate they're all heathermong real diego hasn't posted here in years

>>212426095
Apparently smelted some Muslim ore

leftypol insisting that the various people who historically colonised, invaded, and conquered this island were the same as the people immigrating here now without a shred of self awareness of what that implies

>>212425924
Trying to understand it

>>212426067
is it possible for him to be trannymong, carlyspammer and rubybender or are the suffixes set in stone? x

>>212426103
no they're not, and yes he has

Leftypol drinking pints of water in spoons

kind of mental how bowie went through a nazi phase like kanye then managed to memory hole it

>>212426133
sure thing mate lol you can turn your belgian vpn back on and pretend to be black i know you love doing that

>>212426132
you also spam girls pooing when somebody has upset you. proper grim character you are

scromiting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reasonable_Blackman

>>212426171
I'm neither of those posters, honest!

>>212426061
Yeah, if humanity started in Africa then why isn't there humanity there now?

>>212426185
mental how nigerians still have names like this

>>212426150
he's boycotting anheuser-busch rorke

*struts into /brit/*

>>212426125
mental that celts, saxons, vikings, normans all came from within 1000 miles of the british shore over 3 millennium

totally comparable to inviting 2.8 million third worlders in 5 years when the country was already in austerity

>>212424984
The one on the right is fat and is anglefrauding

wish I'd got steaming

>>212426165
now i remember why i filtered canada

>>212426185
>Two of his children, Edmund and Jane, died of bubonic plague in 1592

>>212426013
considering either elden ring of the resident evil remake pack(2,3 and 4)

which should I get?

reckon if i never had a dad i’d have probably became a proper femboy. tiktok account and all. probably going to brighton to get my arse shagged. taking hormones since teenage years

always been a bit of a little fairy me but dadberg taught me football and the army and shit like that

>>212426252
still time

>>212426285
elden ring

>>212426287
you're probably right
me da were never present and it probably made me gay

lot of gay benders in tonight

>>212426285
I've never played Elden Ring but I thought the Resident Evil remakes were very good, even 3 which everyone seems to hate

>>212426296
i support the british empire crushing shitskins globally but a free ireland

>>212426337
must be why you're here

>>212426242
mammal bros we can't let this filthy archosaur get away with this

>>212426358
dunelm

love when gfberg walks around half naked and laughs when i ask her "are you going out like that?!" haha

>>212425950
const fizzbuzz = n => [...Array(n).keys()].forEach(v => console.log(`${(v + 1) % 3 === 0 ? 'Fizz' : ''}${(v + 1) % 5 === 0 ? 'Buzz' : ''}` || v + 1));

>>212426287
queer

peace and quiet

>>212426411
the ultimate goal

>>212426387
just puked a little reading that

>>212426411
racist

mad and mental

>>212426379
reeks of insecurity. she got the ick

english = men
welsh = elves
scots = dwarves
irish = hobbits
any questions?

>>212425861
see you there xx

>>212426479
>>212426479
>>212426479

>>212426287
my dad shouted at me during my mosher phase because a friend put eyeliner on one of my eyes
worked, didn't become a tranny.

>>212426486
orcs?

leftists are fundamentally white supremacists. they believe non whites are passive people always acted upon by external forces. They have no agency. Any bad thing they do can be hand waved away. Any violence or misfunction is said to be the systems fault. Not theirs. Because they’re just poor helpless beings!

Whites are always seen as the adults in the room. Serious. Always holding power. Always oppressing or shaping the world in one way. The reason brown countries get to be ethnonationalists and we don’t is because they think we should be able to handle it. We’re all grown ups in a world of children and we should share the fruits of our civilisation with the races of children. To do otherwise is selfish or evil. Once you see this paternalistic urge in leftism you can’t unsee it.

>>212426517
prefer not to say

>>212426529
haha

The sunshine bores the daylights out of meeeee