Thread 212426479

holodem edish

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

poo smells lmao

Animeposters must be strung up

In circles
(IM RUNNING DOWN)
In circles
(RUNNING DOWN)
In circles
(RUNNING DOWN)

>>212426479 (OP)
who's that? a new one?

>>212426474
shut up you clueless incel freak lmao

>>212426479 (OP)
Want you battered to death you weeb cunt.

You're all too braindead to realise Ziedlberg is one of the funniest posters we've had on this thread.

juliaellie83 on tiktok

smoking

Oasis played Whatever with Liam on vox for the first time in 29 years

leftists are fundamentally white supremacists. they believe non whites are passive people always acted upon by external forces. They have no agency. Any bad thing they do can be hand waved away. Any violence or misfunction is said to be the systems fault. Not theirs. Because they’re just poor helpless beings!

Whites are always seen as the adults in the room. Serious. Always holding power. Always oppressing or shaping the world in one way. The reason brown countries get to be ethnonationalists and we don’t is because they think we should be able to handle it. We’re all grown ups in a world of children and we should share the fruits of our civilisation with the races of children. To do otherwise is selfish or evil. Once you see this paternalistic urge in leftism you can’t unsee it

>>212426528
imagine putting this much effort into a post after 300 replies

>>212426575
yeah?

nth for the baddiedem

leftypol screeching with glee as he gets gets thrown off a roof by victims of colonialism for being a homosexual

I’ve got what kids call “tech neck”

what even is a wonderwall and how do i become one?

just checking my hairline in the mirror. not looking good boys.

Glass o' Whole Milk before Bedtime.

>>212426599
Flattened into a pancake with a sticky patch in his g-string

>>212426630
uhhh.. bieberfan?

>>212426630
What the fuck lol

>>212426630
lmfao

>>212426630
is this rorkes willy? omdz bruv

>>212426630
straight bruh

>>212426513
cant post this

>>212426628
make sure you brush your teeth, milk is surprisingly acidic and promotes excessive mucous production

>>212426630
nice carrot

>>212426630
cockmogs me

>>212426686
impersonating a 4chan staff

>>212426630
ah yes this will surely improve my mental health

>>212426537
Good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41YqzHoCgk4

>>212426688
acid is good for your teeth, kills the nasty bacteria that causes damage

>>212426681
SNIFFFFFF

>>212426539
yubari rei (a-chan indie redebut)

>>212426681
Is this aoc

did the man post the willy?

>>212426752
no
no he didn't

>>212426558
eyedress is mid

>>212426513
>Mouseu
mousenonce youtube??

could be wrong but i feel like lowland scots and northern english (like newcastle-tyne) are the same

>>212426752
On shit.

>>212426766
British culture, this.

Denying this means you are brown.

hate oasis

?

Chinky tiny williedem at the Shard, anti-clartening Siobhan (she's Irish so into tiny willies).

>>212426527
4chan stands on the shoulders of animeposters

>>212426539
hololive founder and former manager/pr represntative/"support staff"/bridge between hololive branches

https://www.youtube.com/@YubariRei


>>212426544
step up neek

Horse pussy.

>>212426752
wasn't a willy thoughbeit

You speak in tongues
Tremors that warn us of ourselves

WALK AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
BORN IN HEAAAAAHEAAARTS
ETCHED IN COOOOOOLD
AT THE FIRST SHOWING

TREMORS THAT HOLDS US
TREMORS THAT WARN US
NOTHING-BLEEDS-LIKE

TREMORS THAT HOLDS US
TREMORS THAT WARN US
NOTHING-BLEEDS-LIKE
TREMORS THAT HOLDS US
TREMORS THAT WARN US
NOTHING-BLEEDS-LIKE
NOTHING-BLEEDS-LIKE-
WALK AWAAAAAAAAAAAY

See this one my dear nigger?

>>212426559
chunghwa ching chong ping pang pong pang wing wong wah

>>212426744
she was more of a behind the scenes person wasn't she? surprised she came back

Need a gf.

like obviously they manifest differently in that they support different football teams and have a different identity, and the lowland scots might eat haggis once in a while
but fundamentally they are the same people

>>212426856
she was really popular when she made appearances so it makes sense

anyone else's food been going off quicker in the fridge due to this weather?

Wanking to Japanese women so I am

did the r9k faggot freak post the exact same image a 5th time at a post he thought he might be able to do it to

>>212426895
Ate some lettuce that was turning pink

Yank-nonce-berg here. Nice to be here niggas

>>212426878
what makes you think they're the same

>>212426901
good lad
punch a limey for me today

Done Fares.

>>21242674
bare rizz

This footballer who died. Put it into context for someone who doesn’t follow football. Is it like a film star dying? What level of fame? Are we talking Tom Cruise or Simon Pegg level of fame?

>>212426901
proxy yank who talks shit behind peoples backs here on brit VPNs
no one in /cum/ likes him. infact he gets bulled!

>>212426837
Ever listen to Moss Icon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZJFK2E9TlI
How about Dag Nasty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyQ3_r4a3DE

You fellers owe me some injun scalps

happy inpedendence day

*calculating the mean response to the /brit/ thread cause I'm a gay robot person*

Hit...

Serbs Serb serbs serb

he absolutely eats shit every day that he posts in cum

>>212426937
he wasn't amazing it's just sad ennit. only 28, recently married, 3 kids, it wasn't drink driving or anything just a tire popped while they were driving at speed

>>212426934
>miss linking to this post on the 4th of july
ffs

>>212426559
These are fucking horrid

>>212426937
he played for Self-Pity City so we'll never hear the end of it

One of Dandolo's first decrees as doge was to evict all foreigners who had lived in Venice for fewer than two years on 16 August 1192. Landlords were obligated to evict any of these foreigners from their premises. Citizens who violated the decree had to pay fifty lire, and foreigners' goods were confiscated. Additionally, Venetians were not allowed to lend money to foreigners—excepting those from the areas of Umana or Ragusa—for a period that exceeded fifteen days. The reason why this decree was implemented is unknown, but it seems to correlate to a recent increase of foreigners into Venice, since it did not affect foreigners who had been living in the city for more than two years.

If I am Lasse...

I am a small man. Everyone laughs at me.

it's not getting any of us anywhere you mean

>>212426921
they're both very chavvy regions, that's the best i can put it

Did you all see the Muslim marriage profiles I posted today or do I need to get them posted again?

>>212426777
genetically and culturally mostly are although scots have a different dialect and live under a different parliament

>>212426941
https://youtu.be/hh027_yRG-0

>>212427012
You respawn...

>>212426993
maybe for your little sissy yank lungs

>>212427014
mucha chaka pasa

>>212427052
vile vasconic goblin

>>212427021
westminster still makes laws that cover the whole of the UK, no? scots don't actually have a fully separate system with only the monarch in common

>>212426833
hope your mum gets dementia and forgets who you are

someone's got their music cranked high

>>212426853
i'd like to have sex with she

>>212427052
rami looks bad nowadays
i thought he was still getting work

walked like 120 miles and my varicose veins are gone

>>212426979
It is sad but for me not as sad as that family that died in the plane crash. Doctors

>>212427018
could you post the asian earwax thingy again?
what was it? their earwax is really crusty or something?

Fight FaRes then. I dare you. :D

Evens I get beer
Odds I open the sparkling wine

>>212427098
So cringe for an Indian to do all this

they ahve solid earwax

*suffers quitely without disturbing anyone*

>>212427098
heathermong is typing...

barty simpson... junior

>>212427130
ktim

Is there somewhere to do this in uk?

>>212427125
she's from trinidad innit
they're all like that there

really need to figure out how to stop being so bored all the time

bleached the shower curtain today

>>212427125
Why?
Indians always had sexy half naked dances and fucked a lot

>>212427079
devolved parliaments
westminster controls foreign affairs, welfare, immigration, taxes and “constitutional” things like the crown
The Scottish parliament at Holyrood controls health, education, policing and courts, local councils, transport, housing, agriculture, fisheries and tourism.

don't understand how china and india have so many people
and it's always been like this
did they fuck all the time?

>>212426937
He was a fringe player for his team, decent enough, the fans liked him but mainly wanted to sell him to be replaced with a black from Newcastle.

pony content

time for a nice oily wank

>>212427016
on the outside they might appear the same. are you an alien?

>>212427125
not really that cringe is it

Pony pussy. Just the right height.

>>212427145
dafuq

>>212427190
i'm an alien to your country, yes

>>212427145
the Simpcord
ask zachy in /cric/ for an invite

>>212427187
I hope that's it.

no ponies

>>212427171
indians i understand
but cannot for the life of me imagine two chinese people having sex

>>212426937
he was decent yes don’t listen to those mongs. he wasn’t best in the world tier but he was a first team winger for liverpool who just won the league and an established international for portugal

any serious European footy fan would know who he is

>>212427145
>>212427198

>>212427213
off-topic post impersonating 4chan staff X2 (second warning0

>>212427187
olive or vegetable?

>>212427187
>Food

It's not about food

In fact, white "women" are distinguished by more masculine traits. They have square jaw, angular facial features, prominent brow ridges, more developed mastoid processes, combined with a more robust skeleton. They are also taller, larger, more odorous (unlike Asian women with the ABC11 gene) and their voices are often louder and more resonant, contrasting with the softness and delicacy of Asian women. They are closer to African women than we think. Their behavior is not the cause of some hook nosed Abrahamic entity, but just the reflection of their caveman biology.

If a white "woman" acting cute, it just doesn’t work, like a man wearing a wig, its cringe,as their genetics predispose them otherwise. Their bodies were simply not designed for this role. Fundamentally, they resemble men with female reproductive organs. Even surgical alterations can do little to change the underlying biology, leaving them as little more than modified men. unironically, the phrase "YWNBAW" could just as easily apply to white "women", whose traits deviate significantly from the feminine ideal. I'm using white "women" as an example but it applies to all non Asian women. Why don't you see any difference between white "women" and trannies these days? Well you have your answer but deep down you always knew it.

>>212427213
Axe is spirit and well known fact against the enemies...

no one care me

>>212427231
safflower

>>212427193
Yeah it is they’re Indian

President Donald J. Trump. A British Man with the World in his hands. Everyone relying on him to do the right thing. I can only imagine the pressure...

wobbuffet no. 7: excellent throw

depressed

>>212427267
who is your favourite pony

They're banning men from working with children because some fella got caught raping 70 kiddies recently

>>212427048
Cigs in UK are weak, suck it

>>212427274
cheer up mate :)

>>212427253
I thought you get banned for this

>>212427262
He’s a Hebredian-Teuton
His son is Hebredian-Teutonic-Adriatic Slav

Mouth.

>>212427221
So like a Steve Carrell or something?

>>212427258
yeah and?

>>212427094
hope you dream of the holodem
every time you browse /brit/ you're reminded of the holodem
the sound of an anime jingle makes the holodem linger in your mindshare for the length of an average koyori stream

>>212427215
that's another thing, they're the two most populous nations by a long long way, they're right next to each other (separated by the world's highest mountain range), and they're extremely different
The only major cross-cultural trade I can think of historically is Buddhism having an influence on China

Twink scat.

>>212427282
Guarantee trannies will be except even though commit more sexual offences per capita than regular men

don't know anyone to get weed from

>>212427289
I'm allowed special rules
(am janny)

>>212427052
Looks like a shagger x

>>212427321
Slash.

>>212427315
weed man init

>>212427295
more like a matt smith

>>212427315
on the corner

Reckon this was sadder than a footballer and his brother dying. I mean they’re all human but at least the footballer’s wife and kids lived.

any weed man in surrey?

>>212427304
imagine she stops recognising you as her brain rots away and gets terrified by your face, lmao

mad how you can't be a bald white man in britain without people thinking you're a nazi

>>212427166
bleached your mom last night

Get out of Europe???

very bulbous batontip forcing into -3

>>212426766
unc did not say that

white women

canada post have my parcel

Pokemon Go website says that incense affects only you (unlike lures), but maybe I have been forgetting to check that its an incense Pokemon

>>212427364
how's the foreskin?

>>212427385
i stole it

>>212427363
I look like a long haired leftypol but I’m very rorke

>>212427360
brits only cry about poos instead of losing their entire culture and country
booooohooo unganu missed the goal ;_:;_;_;

any ops in surrey?

>>212427382
This movie ends very well...

>>212427392
exquisite, was the word she used

>>212426766
sooooo sally can wait
she knows its too late
as shes walking on byyyyy

your soul slides awayyy
and don't look back in anger
i heard you say

>>212426887
rons been splinched

>>212427381
Yep they did. Scouse-approved website:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35699563/liam-noel-gallagher-tribute-diogo-jota/

>>212427343
Oh. That’s not that bad. Thought we’d lost a giant or something. A bit like Michael Madsen dying. I liked him in Thelma and Louise and Reservoir Dogs but it wasn’t earth shattering when he died

lads i spended too much money agen uh oh

>>212427360
Reckon idgaf about any of it desu

>>212427403
ktim

>>212427439
Satan...

>>212427425
scream

got the pee wee herman documentary on

>>212427427
don’t know any of this boomer yank shite

whats with the insano 700-900 CP or 2nd evo Pokemon out today

>Emma Raducanu’s win-loss record against top-eight opposition now stands at 1-13, but her 7-6, 6-4 defeat by Aryna Sabalenka in the third round of Wimbledon will give her encouragement
Usually UK media is very good at being honest about how shit our sportspersonalities have been. Why can't they do it with this fraud?

>>212427456
Capslock.

>>212427456
heard he was a nonce

boggles my mind how people keep track of every player on every team in the premier league year after year.
you have to know facts about them and how they've been playing as well.
being a footy fan sounds exhausting

>>212427480
>Why can't they do it with this fraud?
suicide risk

>>212427461
Thelma and Louise was a female empowerment film. They were waitresses who killed a guy who was trying to rape one of them and went on the run. It’s pretty good

going EXCLUSIVE with the tomboy/autistic gf

Broad...

>>212427480
She's the great white hope of British tennis

>>212427485
cool it with the anti semitic remarks

didn't oliver cromwell ban football

>>212427495
it's for the bookies

>>212427507
what are her autistic interests

>>212427495
not really
you’ve got to remember for 80% of footy mongs it’s their only interest in life. their only hobby. the only thing they talk about in the pubs outside of work, is the footy.

not to set off the 10 carlyfreaks here but how is this deemed acceptable for a global popstar

girlie what the duck?!

>>212427480
She played well

>>212427215
chinese people having sex is a very logistical affair

saw one today with thick legs and a fat arse no tights and the wind kept blowing her skirt up so i could see her little black thong what a slag :)

>>212427534
Remeber.

>>212427505
did they steal it from that episode of the simpsons?

finna gear up for my winter arc

Open. To. All.

>>212427549
it's july nigga

wasnt that episode bonny and clyde

>>212427255
i bet your knob smells lovely

>>212427548
I hate it when the waffles stick together

>>212427534
what's the issue

Russians.

>>212427557
nigga shut you bitch ass up dumb ass leaf ass nigga

>>212427569
stickin together is what good waffles do

>>212427548
marges teeth looking grim here

>>212427549
KTIM realised I wasted half of this already

A current grasp of football knowledge. Stats, players, league positions, managers is essential for the intelligent, evolved British man. It allows you to converse with any male prole in a variety of locations and settings. And will win their affection. If a man has shown himself to be very intelligent and accomplished and politically aware, yet can still talk about the mundanities of a children’s game, to them, he is a “sound lad”.

>>212427544
corr should've took a picture

>>212427362
tfw yet another holodem image takes up your mindshare. I wouldn't want you to forget x

>>212427573
you pass the bent test with flying colours if you don't see the issue

>>212427426
what would they be looking back in anger at? the tyre company? lamborghini?

Might just smoke some more crack
Then finish this jigsaw puzzle

biomass? yeah. Grind em up.

>>212427549
Winter is only cosy if you life in a quaint old cottage in a village surrounded by rural landscapes with snow and White people who celebrate Christmas. Winter in the UK for most people amounts to grey sky, endless rain, everyone looking miserable. It gets dark at 4pm and everyone gets relegated to our little dreary concrete cuck pods. At least in the summer there is light after work to be outside in the garden, throw a barbie, read a book and have a cold bev in the Sun.

Even when I was a jobless neet I didn't like the winter, it's just depressing.

>>212426901
don’t remember making this post

>>212427582
A lot of blue hair? hehehe what a freak!

Hello.

>>212427633
based

>>212427599
Is this the banter Mr Stevens was trying to understand in the remains of the day?

i am SO lonely and bored

would you?

>>212427534
?

>>212427668
Come cuddle

key stage 3 :)

>>212427668
Your movie, Fares...

>>212427668
shut up mate :)

>>212427573
trannyspammer
>>212427677
diego

>>212427668
im sorry

>>212427690
rubymong

>>212427633
use em as winter fuel for the pensioners

gay porn dance poster has more cake than a GLOBAL POP ICON

bust holes

Typa Shi I be On

-rorke when he puts on GBnews

get to the gym
get that twink arse WORKED ON!

>>212427647
Mr Stevens was committed to the bit

Delete the latter option.

Got a double bed but literally sleep only on the edge of it

Trannyspammer... Diego... Rubymong...

What did he mean by this?

raves look shite
holding pens for working class cattle to dance around like mongs to UNST UNST UNST and flashing lights

>>212427760
gf taking up the rest?

Janitor's face after the 3pm Katy's leave and he finds an unflushed log in the loo

after school activities :)

techno techno techno

>>212427760
can't fit a double in my bedroom

>>212427760
Same. I was talking to a girl who does the same thing. I wonder why that is

>>212427777
Haha you know it, what's she like eh
(No, I'm alone as usual)

>>212427775
well speaking from experience it is QUITE euphoric
you know what euphoria is
fucking mong lol

>>212427774
this lives rent free in my head from time to time

>>212427706
>only human response from the irishman
shocker

>>212427800
she got jewish feet

finally our heritage is being appreciated

>>212427797
Only the back of my king size bed is against the wall. I have room to walk around the rest of it

You saw it. It is Russian, Sir.

>>212427821
jewesses usually have crooked talons

rorke pulling his trousers down at the urinal

homealoneeveryfridaynight Have You met
Gary Eats

no i hvae not lol

hello homealoneeveryFriday
night I
Am
Gary Eats

omg tahts so cool lol you are gerat gray eats

Thank You HomeAloneEveryfridaynight
Let Us get
a Meal !!

feet facing door is bad fung shei

>>212427821
How do Jewish feet differ?

>>212427856
Feels good, man

brit is like a virtual pub lol

>>212427862
I can picture it now.

>>212427775
Actual raves of the 70s were wild, impromptu and illegal parties held in fields and sometimes warehouses. They were full of drugged up nubiles ready to have a good time. Lads and lasses, no ID checks. Just sound and vibes and sex. Modern "raves" are just nightclubs, bounces and ID checks included. What's more, they are full of old farts because actual young people don't go out anymore.

aff tae bed

>>212427862
you should be sectioned and medicated

>>212427851
what i mean is the inner portion of her big toe starts lower than that of her litte toe

>>212427862
What a collab

You want to be Fares?

typa shit i be on

>>212427902
Goodnight lad, sleep well

>>212427862
beautiful

>>212427862
it's all coming together

>she's not from north korea
would you?

any non gay homosexual man in?

>>212427833
why is there a white guy there too

>>212427902
night carly

>>212427890
there are still free parties like that up and down the country almost every week, you just have to know somebody who knows

yeah I met a raver who lived on a boat but went homeless whenever he wanted to walk to raves in town, he gave me Es. he was like 70 years old

wahat the fuck

>>212427873
see >>212427911

Rebel against them.

Satoshi Nakotmoto sex arse stuck in cryptographyspace

do black people like carnotaurus or are they more into tyrannosaurs

>>212428001
What fuck?

is there a new thread?

>>212428034
shan't be joiniing

>>212428048
>>212428048
>>212428048

gold badge gym is pretty nuts

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>>212428060
I got a very good joke...

zangoose spotted
tactical Pokeball dropped on its head

Slave!