Thread 212429461

Rod Stewart and Daughters edition

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonce and trannies (same thing).

rorke puling up on his "opp" at the home bargains car park

i tried playing cs2 and it was grim, just russians screaming and berating me from the word go
also every round was practically the same, really dont get where the depth comes from

The only way the cuck spammers are really going to stop is if they have real-world consequences for their actions.

Mr reddit

>>212429507
rorke doesnt have opps thats niggerspeak
at least try and keep the gimmick consistent you clown

>>212429523
WHAT TIMMY GON DO HUH

I am going to bed in order to sleep. It's nighttime, you see.

>>212429523
When I'm Rupert Lowe's chief SPAD I'll be advising him to crackdown on people shitting up /brit/

I’m farting so much and my door and window are closed I’m a bit worried I might accidentally gas myself to death

>>212429511
you wouldn't understand
it's like chess

>>212429580
/brit/'s dead baby

>>212429560
the joke is that the op is pretending to be a blackie, saying rorke has “opps” but rorke is so pathetic and weird and gay and cringe he has opps from home bargains and stalls when trying to drive up on them

>>212429560
Oh so rorke can have his creps and whip and drip but opps is a nig too far is it?

>>212429583
Cor

>>212429551
love how you can just imagine a soyjak next to any reddit post and make it funny

Have any of you lads shagged a darkie?

>a nig too far
The George Floyd Story

>>212429603
Shit banter

HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT
KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

>>212429560
>>212429603
rorke pulling up on all his opps
leftypol saying 'I have no opps. No one in the world is my opp.'

>>212429597
i guess not

>>212429507
crumbling like a cake at this webbem

Dinner is served

>>212429560
thats the joke mate...

>>212429650
Excuse me mate but if you're going to quote my post I want a (You) for it or I shall have no choice but to alert His Majesty's Constabulary

we at /brit/ support the russian federation in its noble war against satanic paedophile racist trannies

A >>212429609 too far

I think if I have an 'opp' it would be the Co-op, because it is so damn expensive!

>>212429675
jump off a bridge you wretched little creep

>>212429644
i kiss one with big lips once

rorke has his opps in the biggest gang of all
the police

>>212429675
retard
none of those counts as real calories since they dont contain animal fats

>>212429675
You allergic to a bit of meat or something

why don't we have a discord

/brit/ stands with Israel and the Jewish overlords and also the New World Order

>>212429675
Rabbit food. Where's the meat then lad?

>>212429690
russia and spain are at war now?

>>212429708
real

>>212429711
I'm going to have a Chicago town microwave pizza after mate

>>212429675
can’t be real

>>212429675
Looks really bland, like the memes people use to make fun of british food. You do you girl but it just doesn't look good.

nth for the gyaldem

>>212429727
zapped that mongoloid

>>212429666
overpass is best map btw
and i love the pseudo-valve lore that the game is built on
fucking love the valve aesthetic

>>212429721
we did yonks ago but it was gatekept

>>212429721
Proper fight

>>212429721
discord is shit

>>212429727
spain is in nato so yah

>>212429690
>>212429724
You two don't stand at all you founding members and of the great big fat bastard committee

>>212429731
Fat bastard

>>212429720
>>212429725
Haven't got any at the moment. I considered tuna but I can't be arsed opening and draining the tin.

sorry but cs_assault is the best map

Played 10 minutes of CS2 and then stopped because I knew I would never be able to get good at it and it's not worth bothering getting good at

>>212429721
Internet would explode from all the gay

Rorke moving like a bhenchod

>>212429690
yeah, we love russia

>>212429770
Lol

>>212429771
heard you got a big sausage xx

>>212429769
well that's me snapped crackled and popped

>>212429775
But Sven!

>>212429782
Play surf dm

>>212429795
I actually love kielbasa. I should get some.

>>212429771
If you weren't an AGP gooner who faps to anime girls you'd have a bf to help you open things.

What was this all about

Bowelberg cackling away as they brew up some particularly evil farts

>>212429826
pure satire

>>212429745
the only time i had even a small amount of fun was doing overpass doubles with a mate

my new thing is when women come up and talk to me, I say "I have a girlfriend" then turn away

(I am an incel and this has never happened)

>>212429826
just some artfag trying to gaslight you. ignore it

>>212429791
nothing wrong with that. ethnic russians will always be dominant in the russian federation. can’t say the same about brits. there isnt even a concept of ethnic brit. will just diffuse into brown

>>212429815
Kielbasa just means sausage so any sausage is technically kielbasa, even Ye Olde Oak hotdogs. It doesn't refer to any specific kind.

Ate another 6000 calories so my stomach is just talking to me non stop

>>212429826
Heatherchad exposed as a shagger

got to do some quests back in a bit
don't go to sleep x

>>212429731
Mr Woman is that how you keep your body so trim?

>>212429826
don't know the context of this

Lads I've just been catching up on the Big Black Cock News and oh my days

>>212429880
That shit is so fake kek

>>212429863
definitely

>>212429897
Fucking finally, thank god

>>212429880
She’s so fucking fit it’s unreal

>>212429870
I will get some polish sausage from the eastern European shop then

>>212429880
Yeah that is me and yeah I know I'm fit as fuck

>>212429906
Faggot Russian gets brave to the drunk women and then bottles it in front of the Arabs LOOOOOL

>>212429935
Why did you crop the face? It's not you

>>212429906
Was any of this necessary, really now

erm... I know I was dancing on these dead soldiers memory with these brown imported people, but please dont be racist, mkay?
hit women

put it in the loov-ruh

It’s on lads

asked sack tranny how his body is so fit
he says "yeah im cutting right now"

>>212429967
>why didn’t you just dox yourself
Retard alert why would she do that

>>212429949
Looks like he told those wogs to fuck off to me

>>212429989
roar

>>212429987
Looks like fucking dog food mate

Utterly mental how easy it is to get a gf. You just fake interest in whatever they like. It really is that fucking simple lads. Keeping a gf is the hard part but getting one is easy.

>>212429996
Because she's posted face in other pics. Cropped pics are the #1 sign you're being catfished.

>>212429989
>>212430010
You should wait a bit longer to samefag your unfunny posts

Anyone ever been to Russia

>>212429977
mad how Sir Nonce Farmer expects to draft us to murder Russians for even worse women than that

>>212430009
Watch the last 10 seconds

Look at all these galaxies, each with an average of 100 million star systems. Space is crazy.

mental how easy getting sex is but ONLY if you recently had sex or have a gf

>>212429551
Cant help but notice this woman has rather large breast and this makes me instantly more amenable to her views

Not seen you in a while employed women, where have you been? Or has our timing been off haha x

>>212430057
i don’t buy that
i really don’t
how do they know there’s 10 gazillion stars and planets out there. how do they know. they can only see like a few million. how do they know the universe is this fucking big

>>212430043
too far away

>>212430057
Puts things into perspective

>>212430033
She’s never posted a face pic. You’re a retard.

>>212430055
>gets in their face and gives them a 'blyad'
aye

>>212429897
if only

>>212430058
female pheromones linger and alert others to this fact

reposting this image of the fat head poppies hh
dont like this breed much but I can appreciate someone buying specific seeds even if its a bit cringe. look at the characteristic oval shape of the pod, big and fat, wide in the middle!

>>212430057
Amazing isn't it. And how many living things are there in those galaxies? 0, that's how many. We're all alone.

>>212430043
Fun fact, my cousin lives in Moscow (in east Ayrshire)

>>212430043
No problem. Come on, God.

>>212430017
It’s marinated pork butt ahmed

I'm a vf

>>212430112
nigga eatin ASS

>>212430073
telescopes init
>>212430081
trip back on, spacker

blog on

last thing a VICTIM @ 47 wild saw murder victim "the body" the guy who got dclaw specced out when I get methampethamine and learn how to PK (I know you are watching me), here, right now

>>212430057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea1eWarxdxQ

>>212430085
Does absolutely nothing and watches them wave him off as they go to fuck his women…

>>212429980
better times

>>212429880
That sure is a lot of padding.

>>212430096
Evening Mousey. How have you been mate? Heard you're getting into Pokémon Go. I used to play that a few years ago.

>>212430121
i’m calling shite. lot of atheist nonsense you ask me

Ordering female pheremones online to game the market

>>212430081
How the fuck are you able to breathe on your own lad? Lmao fucking custard in your skull, no brain to be found. This is a cis woman >>212429880
Men can ingest estrogen round the clock, and have every trans related surgery and it's not going to give them a believable woman's frame and fat deposits. Expose fakes.

Genuinely nothing comfier than lying in bed, cool breeze passing through your window and having a podcast on.

...yh?

>>212429949
limpwristed arabs cant even defend their women they know theyre only using them as socks
whore literally has the wrinkled face of a 30 year old and shes barely out of highschool
they know, the bully knows. they all know.

Atheists
>we’ve outgrown religion! it’s all fairytales
also atheists
>collapses western civilisation two generations after gaining control

>>212430141
>his
what, you want wog leftovers?
>>212430145
proper big telescopes mate
on mountains and everything

>>212430073
Evidence lad. For example, this image from the Hubble space telescope is thought to contain about 10,000 galaxies (I guess they counted the little dots), and it's only one tiny part of the sky. So if every tiny part of the sky has 10,000 galaxies then when you add them all together, you get a big number.

>>212430057
not real thoughbeit

>>212430141
you don't understand, he's being based and trad or something

rorke
leftypol
rasheed
rorkeypol
leftyrorke
rasheedypol
leftysheed

>>212430172
Adorno said that western civilization found its ultimate expression in nazism and the holocaust

>>212430154
wait till you discover doing this, but on dude weed

>>212430081
>she
Oh dear

>>212430150
Yeah it can? Fat redistribution is one of the big things hrt does.

>>212430100
There could be life out there. Given how vast the universe is, there could definitely be life somewhere.

Trying to get my credits back from xhamsterlive after it assured me I could spy on a private show for 15 seconds, for free, only to charge me even though I only watched 10 seconds.

>>212430150
Meltie because you found EW hot LMAO

It’s ok mate. She’s gorgeous, doesn’t make you gay to admit it

i NEED TO attach heavy weights to my person and go continue to walk 8 miles a day (which isnt a lot but I dont want to go to early on watching the daily XP gains go up)

ahahaha you got scammed by xhamster ahahaha fuckin mong

>>212430073
you can buy a telescope and look at andromeda. then you can buy a more expensive telescope and start seeing things in areas that appear "black" in the sky.
the number of things you can see in the sky continually increases as you increase magnification and resolution, and never stops

>>212430150
Looks like a skinny bloke in a padded vest desperately trying to squeeze his shoulders together to me

>>212430173
shame they can’t use those telescopes to spot the boats coming over

>>212430172
Christianity is whats destroying things though

>>212430217
LOL what a fucking RETARD

>>212430214
Mousey you probably shouldn't go on long walks with weights in the heat.

>>212430196
Drugs are for mugs

>>212430228
you need to buy a telescope so you can finally see your willy

>>212430195
Bizarro catyank ahh post

>>212430096
what did you scribble out

After many years of pondering on the subject I must admit that I believe Wishbone Ash mk. I was the best rock band and possibly even music group that there ever was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHFBuiVi3MA

>>212430172
christianity set back civilisation millennia

pretty sure I want to go on long walks with weights on my wrists and shoulders and legs (or shoes)
if I gain muscle NOW then I can get more out of calisthenics

is that so?

sir name faggot

>>212430202
Not to that degree it doesn't. You will always look like a tall man with some slightly feminine features, not a cis woman
>>212430209
She's 100% fake and I'd bet you 500 usd on it
>>212430240
LMAO

>>212430280
Well if you really want to but remember to take breaks and take some water with you as well.

Toilberg tricked me into working today

>>212430278
this image is LITERALLY me
I AM
LITERALLY
Christian Bale

oh would you shut up

>>212430278
holy shit shut the fuck up
yeah bro it was better when atlanteans had slaves working silver machinery under the ground to afford their lavish bullshit lifestyles which were rightly punished btw when they SUNK

What I think of as catyank eastern orthodoxy niche mysticism has become a big twitter trend it looks like. Tens of thousands of followers including big names in cool-hip alternative news responder bubbles. Outside catyank posts I missed this completely.

I Ate Nothing But Poo For 7 Days

would you?

dont lecture me on not dying or getting hurt or self harming, spaz

I have the biggest beard in /brit/
Honestly reading your runty posts I bet you lot can't grow one

>>212430305
yh its fantastic haha
vae victis

>>212430327
you're right i can't tbf

>>212430324
prefer not to say

>>212430217
They have a very fair refund policy. Especially if you pay for something and don't get it. Food out of their mouths.

>>212430326
I'm your friend, I'm just looking out for you

wow what a downer some person on the internet telling me to "stay hydrated" "on walks"
who do you think you are though? to do that, and to ask Google AI/gemini for an answer to parrot that. actual INSANE and DANGEROUS person
dont care about it so much desu
but get a grip

>>212430324
That's a man

>>212430195
Little swine had no problem staying in America and leeching them to death though did he

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_Against_the_Jews
>Dawidowicz also draws a line of "anti-Semitic descent" from Martin Luther to Hitler
500+ years of anti-German spite
And for some reason they stayed

>>212430288
Meltdown

>>212430288
Nah. There's some things that can't be changed with hrt and surgery but that's mostly just stuff like bones and stuff. Testosterone poisoning is responsible for the vast majority of deformed features that trans women have to deal with, and so when people are able to start young they have better chances of not having those.
Fat distribution is one of the most changeable things, especially if you put effort into it through things like weight cycling.
You could still make it.

funny how 4chan posters imagine themselves to be some roman aristocrat or greek philosopher when thinking about classical civilisation, as if they wouldn’t be the lowest rung of slave rape fodder

>>212430324
Trans or what's the problem?

>>212430369
reckon a psychologist would have some thoughts about this, but I am not one, and I think I could ask AI about it, and pass that off as my own, deep knowledge, but I wont
>it thinks were friends

>>212430386
Do they?

>>212429880
The peng trannards as it were

>>212430386
the incels yearn to row row row your boat

>>212430398
We've literally been friends for over two years now Mousey.

I will train my muscles and entire body to be more healthy, and you will, well, you know

"drink water if you walk far especially if its hot"
yeah
shut up

>>212430378
Dp you know why Adorno was called Adorno? Because he was descended from high Genoese nobility that provided many of the doges of Genoa's republic.

>>212430305
I loved your performance in Terminator Salvation

>>212430377
>>212430389
just an odd woman

>>212430245
they can, it's just that starmer the child harmer won't let you stop them

>>212430386
me? a humble etruscan piper who plays gigs every weekend

>>212430380
Let's be honest with each other. And I'm not judging you here, my post was related to another poster entirely. You look like a twink yes? You aren't a believable height for a cis woman. You don't pass as a cis woman, which is the entire goal for trannies. So just be honest about it. Lying to people only creates more people like you in the world, dispense with your ego.

>>212430436
No you didnt be quiet

>>212430424
I do taekwondo Mousey.

>>212430423
I dont feel safe
plus you are incel
pursue this no more and dont get any stupid bitch cunt ideas just because youre all hopped up on artificial hormones and fuck my life up
because I do not feel safe with you doing this - for as long as it has been going on. and you HAVE pursued

>>212430462
My legs look exact like the ones on the left.

>>212430476
SCREAMING

I feel not safe
refrain from going any further or trying to pursue more
I will say what it takes to defend myself

>>212430429
he was actually descended from loan sharks who baked kiddoes into matzo balls for passpver though wasn't he

>>212430473
I'm a shagger mate not an incel. And yes we are very good friends. I know your mental health problems make it difficult to trust others but you can trust me.

fake mousey

>>212430476
Post the florida law one again please bradders

>>212430504
you antisemites are impossible, you're fanatics. Though I must admit, I've always had a soft spot for Jews, myself.

>>212430476
Lol

>>212430507
someone shagging your arse, mate?

>>212430470
>>212430507

this manipulator is also making physicial and sxual threats against me

whats the story, morning glory?

>>212430172
So what you're saying is that I should believe your religious lies because otherwise bad things will happen? Why can't I just believe in the truth (that God is probably fictional)?

>>212430507
leave Toby alone you disgusting trans freak

We love the asians ladies dont we folks?

mods

>>212430514
>You should learn about UK law. You quoted Florida law to me and I subsequently lost my appeal. And the Floria law wasn't even right either

very convenient for leftists to always have their online opponents be incels that would inevitably be at the very bottom of the hierarchy of their respective ideal society

>>212430466
I transitioned 10 years ago when I turned 18, I haven't been misgendered in years, I know that I pass now because I remember what not passing was like.
And yeah its harder for some than others and I kinda lucked out in most regards but I'm a moron and a fuckup so if I can do it I'm sure you can too. It might take effort and there will be a lot of suffering but don't waste more of your life convincing yourself that you shouldn't do it because 'you would never pass'. At that point you're just so scared of even trying to be happy that what's the point of even living?

>>212430549
Not me no

Toby and Sacked Tranny beefing. Feel sorry for the lads missing this

>>212430549
yer x

>>212430556

still no proof or follow-up on this from the manipulator

I'm not trans. Never was trans. So i liked one trans girl, that was an error on my behalf that won't be repeated. Good luck to you, but SRS and delusional living isn't my bag.

>>212429461 (OP)
rod stewart daughter girl feet

false toby!

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

>>212430556
Howling

>>212430582
Outing yourself as a gay bumder

>>212430516
>fanatics
yeah as opposed to the ones calling themselves 'God's chosen' and thinking they are destined to rule over the other nations LMAO

fuck off back to your respective irrelevant general now please

Deus Vult. Fight the man. King on a horse. Against us! You will never be one of us! British pen! Man lives! I am the man who is going to be the man! Get off my property! Fucking wife pussy juice! Make POLAND great again! I saw your filthy vagina!

>>212430597
pfffthwhwhhwhwhwhahahahahahahhahHahaAHAHAHAHA

I'm more british than all of you

>>212430562
Sure mate. This website is filled to the brim with former males that are alone and single on hrt, and not happy. Stop lying to me you foul cretin.

>>212430624
Jason

>>212430597
Class

some guy who was older and bigger than me tried starting a fight with me while we were playing street hockey but then he complained that I used the hockey stick as a weapon as if he didnt already have an unfair advantage

Real schizo hours now huh

I did one?

>>212430570
corrrrr

>>212430549
yeah

>>212430582
You're the only one who knows you so just do what makes you happy. No one should have to live repressing who they are playing the character people want them to.

>>212430601
I don't go to my general, they don't speak my language there. Also, Jew does not denote religion nowadays, just descent. There are plenty of Jews getting down with the goyim nowadays.

>>212430600
She cleverly staged her photos mate, like Employed Woman is doing. Wasn't my fault. I was lonely enough at the time to try anything to escape loneliness.

time for more berry rolls
1/100 lets go
I like to do 6-7 at a time to get the stardust per berry up to 120 to get 120 stardust 2x times for my effort

lads, i havent watched a porno in over 15 years. what porno should i watch?

Arse scratched. Fingers sniffed. Shit smelt.

>>212430678
My Little Pony

i was too small to be picked on. literally. smallest boy in my year. people used to take pity on me. only scraps i got in were with my own mates on the football pitch. a bad tackle or something and we’d just go at it

thankfully had my growth spurt at 16 and now a 5’9 manlet. Thought i was going to end up 5’4

>>212430676
>she
Get away from me you bent freak

>>212430672
Howling

>>212430626
On this website alone and single and not happy applies to most cis people too.
But yeah it is a lot harder, society is hostile to trans people. There's a lot of suffering involved just existing especially these days but if you have dysphoria that keeps building and building it's better than that.

>>212430653
Thanks. Good luck. You shouldn't assume that other males are trans just because they know a thing or two and aren't bumbling goobers that believe in your mirrage.

>>212430672
just spat out my spaghetti hoops

>>212430662
yeah lots of cool atheist jews these days like uh let's see, the guy who runs BlackRock, the guy who runs Blacked, Sarah Silverman

im not a pedophile

I wish Emma Watson would use me as a personal toilet.

my region of america kept a pure pilgrim bloodline while modern brits are mongrelized with pakis and poles

>>212430700
>Scrapping with men.
>Small tackles
>5"9 spurts
All sounds a bit gay

>>212430678
Meme Lover

>>212430694
never get the points of vile posts like this.

>every diddy supporter is black
really makes you think

city folk dont wrestle with they mum

>>212430717
I'm just replying based on vibes and one of the other Americans posts up there really had a repressor vibe.

>>212430723
Gnome Chomps ski

>>212430743
not true!!!!!!! shut up!!!

>>212430743
The puritans were proto-Rorkes. Practically acted like the Protestant Taliban during Cromwells day and every cunt hated them. Why I think Americans are so schizophrenic. We sent all our religious nutters there.

>>212430756
>Diddy was given his break by Clive Davis
Indeed it does...

>>212430743
anglos are a mixed race in the first place

>waiting outside a club for a mate as I don’t have ID (I’m 32 ffs) as I live nearby and said he could stay at mine as he’s overdone it
>dosser comes up
>tell him I didn’t even bring my wallet (I didn’t hence no ID)
>he says he doesn’t want money just wants to chat
>reiterate that I don’t have money
>starts saying he knows the bouncer so he can get me in
>directly ask him to help then
>he hesitates and takes out his debit card, asking if I can use my phone app to transfer him 20

Does he expect anyone will actually do this

>>212430773
I am a racially pure heir to Britannia

audibly chortled

>>212430756
same with r kelly

>I don't have ID (I'm 32)
????

>>212430743
>immediately interbred with germans and dutch
>most slave owners shagged their slaves rotten
Yeah?

>>212430724
>r. people used to take pity on me. only scraps i got in we
>DTJWH
Are you attracted to >>212430324 and does that make someone a pedophile? Asking for the thread not me

>>212430750
Disgusting isn't it? Would love to run at them and jump with a flying fist towards their mouths and clobber them

do we stil like final fantasy 9

Leftypol be like 'The English are mixed, they come from this one tribe of Danes, and this other Tribe of Danes, and a couple of Celts SO WHY SHOULDN'T WE HAVE ANOTHER MILLION SOMALIS ENTER THE COUNTRY THIS YEAR?'

holy shit thats twink Sam Hyde but femme

>>212430789
T. Cody Van Slop

>>212430810
Still need to play that

>>212430806
>>212430750
The smell was quite acidic shit smell because I have a long term stomach infection. I washed my arse earlier. But the bacteria sat uncleaned on my arse for 3 days so it's all ridden with bacteria haha

>>212430799
I mean I didn’t bring my ID as I didn’t expect to be asked at this age

So had to sit outside the place waiting for him to read my message and come out, attracting all the weirdos

>>212430792
Should've asked Warwick Davis

>>212430723
Sam Harris is an atheist Jew and he seems relatively smart

I have my genealogy traced back to the land grant given to my ancestors to settle in america
I have no other admixture

>>212430811
God sake rorke, brown people exist. Get over it.

Favourite subreddits?
Been binging r/cripplingalcoholism as of late, it's kino

>>212430855
kek

all the trainers do in Pokemon is walk back and forth. I should be allowed to, too
I should be allowed to walk in circles in the house with a pedometer and the Pokemon Go casted to the TV (like in that episode of black mirror). also,
>>212430811
go out and get a woman pregnant then

>>212430856
what you wanting mate a blue peter badge?
america was founded by the english. you’re not special.

>>212430867
Badunitedkingdom as its gammon central of course

New
>>212429476
>>212429476
>>212429476

>>212430871
Do not @ me again you absolute spastic

oo a swimming pool
it would be so much better to do laps in water. probably not. I dont think being strong helps very much to beat water (more the shape of the hands innit)

>>212430872
something like that. My opinion ought to be worth more than deracinated mutts

>>212430859
In their own brown countries

>>212430890
yeah? well no one gives a fucking shit about the same thing you say daily and will keep saying if no one tells you to STFU. no one cares. go outside and have sex you spastic. stop assuming that others arent, if thats even your goal and you arent just crying like a little bitch