Thread 212429476

Space edish

>>212430700
I was one of the bigger guys in my class (6'2" 220lbs as a freshman) and I had the opposite problem where smaller guys would try to start fights to prove how big and badass they were.

I remember this one run who thought he'd take me down by my legs so I powerbombed him down a hill.

Letting this die

>>212429476 (OP)
Thought this picture was an infected arse hole

going to the pregnancy shop to get a woman pregnant

Le Rorke

>>212430906
Thought it wss that weird tonsil stuff that guy always posted

Yank make a post that isn't ego bragging challenge

Arse scratched. Fingers sniffed. Shit smelt.

>>212429476 (OP)
why is it dark on a clear night yet pictures like this are all coloured?

>>212430914
Genuinely mad how many muslim terrorist attacks they've had

>>212430921
Stay in your lane you Pokemon-playing, line-worshipping little retard.

I'm a lover not a fighter

not gay just like em

PLEASE shut the fuck up about immigration, racemix, interrace, religion, and dumb gay shit from your smeggy fucking bedroom like you matter at all and can do anything positive by non-stop talking about it on rotation with everyone else that does, here. there is also r9k and pol
GO
OUTSIDE
AND
HAVE
SEX
THEN

>>212430924
t. James Kowalczyk

>>212430927
I think images like that are long exposures where the camera takes in light over several seconds, or minutes, or more. The longer the exposure is, the brighter the image is.

>>212430941
It's just a phase

>>212430961
see >>212430946

>>212430941
all revised as "right wing terror"
same here
technically true, in the sense that ultra conservative relgious groups are "right wing"
but very sneaky

Pipe down tobe

>>212430946
youre so brave and revolutionary by bitching about it to us nonstop on 4chan

give me one good argument against only letting female immigrants into the country.

>>212430961
prefer having sex inside

just shagged. let them all in. can’t believe all it took was a bit of fanny. Hail Blair!

How I feel posting at this time

Scratched my eye with my shitty finger. Updates to come tomorrow morning

Of all the birds that ever I see
The owl is the fairest in her degree
For all the day long, she sits on a tree
And when the night cometh, away flies she

Tuwhit, to whom drinks thou?
Tuwhoo, Sir Knave, to thee
My song is well sung, I'll make you a vow
That he is a knave that drinketh now

Nose, nose, nose, nose
And who gave thee thy jolly red nose?
Cinnamon and ginger, nutmeg and cloves
And that gave me my jolly red nose

>>212430961
Leftypol melty

>>212430978
You're having a melty, go back to spamming about your video game (which ironically, -actually- nobody cares about)

>>212430992
whiny ungrateful little shite

you are going to stop immigration by crying about it on 4chan

>>212430986
women advocate for more immigrants

bizarre picking a fight with toby when the entire thread adores him and hailed his return

>>212431011
We don't use forum signatures here

>>212430941
That Bataclan one was absolute madness

>>212431012
>REEE stop talking about thingsss it makes me uncomfortableeee

>>212430986
how about no niggers at all you dumb jew with your dumb jew arguments
now kill yourself
#rekt

>>212431000
I love the songs and music of the redcoats

its funny
because YOU are the immigrant here and pol is leaking. there are boards for it. back in the day there were neither of the two parties
>>212431031
EVERY DAY NON STOP TALKING ABOUT NONWHITES OR RELIGION OR TRANNIES IN SOME FORM

Toby needs medicating

I wish to leave this planet. Are any of the rich nutbags working on a generation ship yet?

>>212430986
would upset the gender balance and nullify the white bitch and her stanglehold on the chad population
i thoroughly support this policy

>>212431049
melty alert! melty alert!

you are the immigrant here, crying about immigration

>>212430953
Hell it fucking me get out of it Jesus christ my blood is for christ. All of you bitch!

>>212430903
I was an inch shorter, and about 20lbs heavier...
I used to pick up and carry the little bastards into the office. "Now explain to Mrs. Boyd why we're here."

>>212431039
never said they had to be niggers did I, sweden?

>>212431052
Why not go underwater? We could make Atlantis

>>212431070
get cancer virgin parasite

>>212431075
been here longer than you lil nigga

>>212430986
Not possible

>>212431080
nova scotia

rorke
leftypol
rasheed
rorkeypol
leftyrorke
rasheedypol
leftysheed

>>212431070
I accept your concession
P.S. you are NOT going to stop immigration by crying about it on 4chan

>>212430927
Afaik it's different filters to highlight things + no light polusion

they wiped the rape porn galleries off motherless
cant even wank in 2025

>>212431076
AIGypsy... it is time.

>Oasis concert return today
>Ozzy Osbourne's final farewell concert tomorrow

it's just bloody heartbreaking lads
bloody time eh
bloody bloody time

>>212431087
holy shit shut the fuck up who ELSE would immigrate to your grey rainy shithole
everyone sees through you

600mg quetiapine to level toby out a bit

>>212431100
>never been in a relationship
that eliminates 99% of people over the age of 15

Loge moths. Love them

>>212431126
Not me haha

*Crack* *Sip*
Yup, this is what living in the country is all about, I tell ya.

Leftymouse

what’s the wokest wokeslop ever made i wanna laugh

>>212431133
Going to try your luck then?

>>212431100
>Born: 17 September 2001
that must have been a happy week in that family

>>212431145
the spanish government

>>212431145
Ever seen a mirror?

>>212431101
not til grade 11... they at least knew better than to take any sort of scrap seriously - throw a few punches, catch a few punches, get put in some kind of submission hold, or start bleeding profusely, compliment the winning move, drink about it in the parking lot.

>>212431122
pakis and other assorted brownoids
albanians as well

spaino and mousenonce holding up a refugees welcome flag at the /brit/ meetup

im not left wing you mong

>>212430986
how about the fact that men work and women are PARASITES ON THE STATE

>>212431105
>nooo you can only talk about things if you're in govt stoop

>>212431158
>>212431164
racist much?

>>212431147
No, I don't even consider myself a human capable of being loved or truly desired

/brit/ "back in the day"

>>212431183
make the women work then?
not hard

>>212431088
The US will claim we found oil. I want to lose contact with them most of all... (I'm being asked to try to tech a cruise in Florida without a work visa. It's a hard, but firm no).

Has everyone on the internet always been so unpleasant, I feel like everybody is just angry and spewing the most vile, retarded thoughts without filter constantly. I'm a mentally ill freak and still dont understand getting into deeply personal, bitter arguments over weather or spending all day arguing about politics/countries.

I just cant seem to find normal discussion anymore

>>212431189
rent a billboard

>>212431155
kek

>>212431180
Take your politics back to pol leftymouse

>>212431155
good post

They're welcome

>>212431195
lil leftypol batties calling me new when they couldn't even recognise the top pic
>>212431207
gonna carry on posting here thanks!

actually screeching at this

independence day scran

>>212431195
I miss saucy bints

>>212431204
Yes. Even back in the mid 90's when it was first invented. The internet is inherently hateful and the current state of the world is a direct result of giving the masses a constant connection to it.

>>212431206
Kuffar? I must see him go. Something gotta happen. 0. Safe. Take this dot.

>>212431254
>back when 190 was only 180

>>212431248
lel, what a shithead

>>212431228
>32
>Education: A-Levels

>>212431195
feel like shit
just want it back

going to feed my Pokemon some berries

>>212431204
It is indeed one side who claim to have the monopoly on goodwill and compassion while wishing rape and death on everybody who doesn't entertain their sick delusions.

>>212431264
he's gone full 360

>>212431251
>eating baked beans on the 4th of July
Unamerican.

No one tell rorke the english breakfast isn't actually english

>>212431269
Tarq

Lots of good posts so far if Im bean honest

>>212431283
t. seething sumerian

>>212431204
The left/right pol nonsense has gotten pretty heavy handed... I miss when this bullshit was reserved for sports teams and their bullshit cities.

Really actively despise most redditors

>>212431286
Say my name don't wear it out

neighbors are setting off explosive devices
just called the police AND reported it to their landlord

>>212431316
What is this attack???

>>212431301
There is a political dichotomy, and its boundaries are quite clear. Those who receive support from the permanent state, and those who are vilified by it.

Ever heard of Gilgamesh? I would've loved to have meet the chap

>>212431308
>most
Every time I go on reddit all I see is snarky self righteous sycophantic shit. It's insufferable.

Probably can kill him.

>>212431333
I see myself in Enkidu

Thinking about how the internet has changed has made me remember the 2000s. What did it mean for me? Honestly, it’s hard to say. I remember the chaos of barely figuring out who I was while everyone seemed to be building memories I could only dream of. Instead of dialing up friends, I watched from the sidelines, feeling more like a ghost than a participant. Sure, there were hangouts, but I was often too anxious to join in, learning more from screens than real-life connections. No epic parties to reminisce about, no love stories to tell. Just a sense of drifting through time, with nothing remarkable to hold on to. Now at 28, it feels like I missed out on something special, and those vibrant moments have passed me by without so much as a whisper. Here’s to the 2000s, a blur of missed chances and unfulfilled dreams. R.I.P. to the life I never truly lived.

>>212431155
:)

I need to utterly ravage her holes.

>Online suicide forum 'blocks' UK users amid probe


https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0w8r79ey5o

might need to configure some scran

>>212431204
kinda

>>212431269
Real question though, how the FUCK does she get that far without marriage already? What was she doing for all that time?

>>212431355
This guy is home.

>>212431350
I was mostly the same but I didnt really mind. Liked feeling like a fly on the wall.

>>212431363
That website was already blocked by most ISPs anyway

>>212431372
What do you think?

>>212431308
for me it’s how they think of themselves as very logical people, more so than the average person, yet you ask a few uncomfortable questions and you’re met with hysterics

>>212431350
It's not too late to do something heroic.

*winks at my assigned GCHQ nigger*

Not bad.

>>212431372
>>212431404
carriage women who act and look like the kardashians

We gonna win.

>>212431404
Probably getting bleached six ways from Sunday if I'm being honest

>>212431333
>>212431349
I'm more of a Shamhat man myself

>>212430992
got a birthday card this year that was literally the "lonely guy sitting on a gaming chair on his own, definitely meant for teenage boys" photo but i'm an adult man. that little cake decoration reminded me of it. i need to change my life.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

>>212431413
*hacks the nhs again*

>>212431453
Had a melty at the bergs over something like this once because the card was taking the piss

washed my bedding a week ago and still haven't put it on
must be the mental health at fault

Meant to be played.

>People who choose to join high-IQ societies, especially those focused on highest levels, tend not to be as successful as expected according to conventional social standards.[11] For example, in contrast to the general expectation that being intelligent correlates with financial success, they often have relatively low-paid jobs or have difficulty obtaining and maintaining steady employment.[11] They may struggle to maintain intimate relationships.[11] They are frequently lonely and feel like they are outsiders, and join for a sense of belonging.[11][12]
>The skew towards many members having relatively low life success may be due to selection; that is, the over-representation of "lonely, frustrated, and socially awkward" people in high-IQ societies may be because happy, well-adjusted, middle-class people with high IQs do not seek out high-IQ societies, but the people who are not doing well do seek them out.[11]

>>212431308
I only know what they’re like from people posting about it here

>>212431479
howling imagining this

not reading any of that

>>212431495
>join group for hobbyless psuedointellectal narcissists
wow crazy that they're awful people no one wants to be around

King...

Little Pokemon wanker back to playing your Pokemon, yeah?

*rattles the runt cage*

>>212431479
mine had a very lovely message in it, but a little jab at the end about being too old to be behaving like i do (having no life)

>>212431495
ktim
growing up high iq in a low class chav area is hellish

Couple of nice late night /brit/ background tunes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5brwNKs7S4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3--1yk5tnE

>space
>dinosaurs
>trannies
the psyops dee lads

>>212431533
the level of projection but offshot self-awareness here is insane

>>212431609
>people never learn from past mistakes

>>212431513
It's an Atlantic Council-driven mass experiment in behaviourism and perception-management basically lad

no Pokemon candies

>>212431335
This is what bugs me most + the Jim Halpert style sadism. This guy who's not like us said something we deem stupid I'm just sipping my tea and NOT letting it phase me just posting it for a hundred thousand like-minded persona professionals to laugh at

>>212431571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsOo0pcs-yY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8irVRALIQEU

thought the yanks would be off doing 4th july things

>>212431715
i am a loser

>>212431683
>why do they allow porn but not my hate speech!?!!?
Do better, learn some empathy.

I can talk to a woman for less than a month and love her, not even in an infatuation way, I suffer as a virgin freak

>>212431715
Not in a 4th of July mood this year.

>>212431728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4vmKpYJ9A

corr check that lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNyCK9Xb1SI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-kTMNwnu60

>>212431745
I fall in love with women that I see for maybe 5 seconds on the street

>>212431745
>>212431808
Gay boys

>>212431801
>lololol u r ugly
Please change and grow as a person.

>>212431801
howling

>>212431801
screm

>>212431745
fell in love with a woman from a single glance across one of our uni lectures once. never felt such a powerful emotion in as condensed a time since then. just a pure magnetic pull that's not even quantifable. maddest part was that she had the same thing happen, but she said it was when she saw me on the train.

>>212431868
You hooked up with her?

scratched my ballsack and my fingers smell like Quavers

>>212431897
this but prawn cocktail flaveourie

>>212431914
dire

>>lololol u r ugly
>Please change and grow as a person.

>>212431914
Ah yes definitely not a sex pest.

doing a poo

leftypol not only sees nothing wrong with this, he thinks it's groundbreaking, inspirational, and heckin valid

where do you find meaning in this world

What is the character "Andy Capp" known as in Germany?

posting from my extensive gallery of grotesque men in dresses to pwn my imagined enemies

>>212432011
>shite text over an AI slop image

>>212431998
being a smelly rorkeish chud who makes ironic nonceposts on 4channel

>>212431998
/brit/

convincing oblivion to let me continue with the main quest because i spoke to npcs in a slightly different order

>>212431998
inward

>>212431992
>leftypol
really rattling the runt cage here
>>212432027
ktim

212432035
npc response

>>212431868
Because technically you could have told each other this and then never spoken again, that's how I'd have handled it. A potential love affair is better than a real one, I know this even without having experienced a love affair due to my enormous brain size/hat size. I can just tell what's going to happen on sight with a bitch and log it in my working memory for later retrieval. MUCH later. Don't EVER reply to me again.

America died on its birthday

>>212431998
im just vibing desu dont really think forward just try and be happy

im back :3
literally 0 Pokemon candies from all of those berries

trannyism is pure rorkeism
leftypol supports it out of misplaced kindness

Deposit just hit

How much do you lads make

>>212432060
hurr what if anime but the matrix but also tumblr tier philosophy quote

>>212432081
Are you beat cancer trt yank?

another npc diaolgue tree
grr lol
212432101

>>212432081
can you be happy in a meaningless existence?

>>212432079
it's over
>>212432108
nah
>>212432135
yeah

>>212432098
Made 69k last year apparently up from 55k 2023. No idea how I don't pay attention to anything important or practical.

>>212432145
>yeah
then what makes you happy?

ktim

>>212432148
Should probably pay attention to that but nice

I’m at 90k and wife is at 140k

>>212432162
a ton of things, im feeling pretty good right now.

>>212432145
Cut the vibing in half is what I'd do. I'm in my mid-30s and should be listened to now.

>>212432163
thought of a cracking joke I could make about this picture, sure it hasn't been made before, just can't stop chuckling about it I think it's too good to share actually

>>212432140
>>212432159

>>212432188
Fuck yourself then. Keep your secret.

>>212432177
happiness is just hedonism in most cases, I am 'happy' but I also feel a lack of meaning

>>212432166
Got it made brother hh. Feel like 69k and single is still poverty tier when it comes to housing options

I fear that eventually the happiness will wear out for some of us

and the whereabouts of the absent diego during today's proceedings has been concluded as...?

>>212432192
>>212432217
i do this and look like this

>>212432204
Enjoying the little things is all there really is because there's really no objective meaning. Like nothing is gonna be remembered and humanity will go extinct within a few million years and it'll be like we were never even here. So I just try to enjoy the ride as much as I can.

wow brits are just here and not apologizing to everything they did to us
on today of all days

>>212432253
don't see you thanking us for your freedom either

happy 1776
I hope the leftists in America get 1776d and that redacted covers it (the best talk show host guy)

>>212432197
*holding my belly and chuckling* ahaha, heeheehee!

>>212432253
5th july mate

>>212432285
done 'im

>>212432239
you are a nietzschean then, I believe in god

no idea what the 4th of july is except americans enjoy fireworks on that day. I only learned it existed because of a hey arnold episode on citv when I was little, and then growing older, I heard the simile of 'like the 4th of july' a lot in american media when referring to lots of bright things

based

why do they do that mouth thing

>>212432277
if anything we won because of pro-liberal sentiment in the British parliament and among the elites, notably generals, that didn’t pursue the war as vigorously as they could have

>>212432305
I believe in whatever I feel like in the moment. It works out a lot better. Sometimes I believe in gods too sorta.

ooooo 4chan autistic meme spamming love it

>>212432322
dunno mate
google "excited faces"
they are ALL doing it
bizarre

I am NOT going to work out the best moves based on special attack ained per second and special attack cost, I trust that Nintendo will do that for me if its important. thats really gay. if I get stuck I will probably look at the moves for some Pokemon again

>>212432306
it's celebrating when they took america from the natives and then thanksgiving is when they feel guilty about it so stuff their faces to forget in typical yank fashion

Rorke's whip

>>212432327
thats what Nietzsche would say

>>212432362
Conflicts with the Indians were always them starting shit and getting hit
No sympathy for yuropeans whining about it
Scalping savages had it coming

>>212432383
NOT ALLOWED

baaaaaased

>>212432383
ok

>>212432213
Depends where you are, 69k single with no kids is living pretty good in most areas of the country

Can't post those

NO RUBER

warning number 4 (even skipped 3rd warning)

Realistically I have God to thank for every single good thing in my life, I’m a lazy bastard but I keep getting lucky

Nietzsche would say that word for word, more or less

>>212432393
nah tbqh white people were completely abominable and we still continue to mistreat the natives to this day. Unironically we should return a large portion of this country to native tribes and do better in recognizing their sovereignty.

Buckfast is mental. Love it. Makes you want to fight some cunt

A bottle of “wit the fuck you lookin at”

Born on the 5th of July

>>212432436
luck isn't real

>>212432459
that's scottish blackface

im not a semite

>>212432452
Go the fuck home you brown bastard

mental if I was taller even by a few inches my entire life would be different

Thinking of committing suicide via heroin overdose in the coming weeks
I can feel it's time

>>212432459
Illegal here
Feds cracked down on four loko
Brits live in a paradise we can’t even envision. 1776 was a mistake

>>212432517
thats genetics, nothing to do with luck

>>212432520
dont

>>212432520
That kinda talk will get us shut down you fucker

>>212432520
Nobody truly wants to die no matter how much they think they do

>>212432532
Im 28, a kissless virgin neet, and disabled by severe untreatable chronic pain

>>212432517
wear shoe lifts then

>>212432531
never said it wasn't *grows taller and punches you*

>>212432541
what's the practical difference between thinking you want to die and wanting to die?

>>212432541
get this told to the literally countless people have committed suicide

>>212432531
genetics literally are luck though
dominant and recessive genes dictate what chance you have of inheriting things

oshit almost got horny
gotta keep it in for my 7 day limit
then i can get swole

Do people who kill themselves after being born into utterly horrific circumstances go to hell?

>>212432566
howling that anyone would think a post by Gay_Diarrhea_Lewb wasn't ironic

fight or flight isnt going to kick in with heroin you will just die
probably
but I think that if you want to die and you do end up in a situation, you will still try to call for help imo

>>212432559
The small moment when they've gone through with the action but are still conscious and the brain desperately wants to cling back onto life but it's too late

Might fist myself to death

lads stop talking they'll send us to prison

>>212432596
Imagine when they find your body with both fists jammed up your arse

I watched some guy explain his heroin overdose and basically you just cba to breathe and you don't even care lmao

>>212432593
horrifying thought iiqh

Mental to think that unlicensed wanking will be outlawed on the 25th

Loved the Spy Kids movies growing up
Might have had a slight crush on the girl but please remember I was like 7 years old at the time

having a cuppa

>>212432573
>sperm hits egg
>they carry the genes
>its not a roulette wheel

hopefully he doesnt talk to cringe philosophers gn
gn thread also hopefully the staff impersonator gets banned. im not the janny/mod. hopefully he gets banned for pretending to be staff like a snitch

>>212432607
this nigga sweeter than a sugar plum

>>212432614
corr would love to od on heroin and die

>>212432593
read a manifesto by a paraplegic guy who stabbed himself in the gut to kill himself
he continued typing his thoughts out while he was bleeding to death and was telling everyone that this was really what he wanted and he could never be happy with his new existence

>>212432508
I'm white, I'm 78% European. There's no difference in people based on race, we all have the same ability to reason. Your decision to defend evil because of some imagined ties to the people I'm calling evil is your own choice.

shan't shag a bird
they have brittle bones it would kill it

>>212432629
for me it was the mum

luck isn't real

>>212432614
You're literally so relaxed and feel so much pleasure that it becomes physically impossible to move, to bring yourself to breathe, to stop yourself from choking on the vomit

>>212432638
Honestly sounded kind of nice way to go tbqh

>>212432629
was kino tbf

>>212432635
Be quiet you mong

ill wait 5 minutes if the American/Canadian who knows is here to tell me what would happen if a mother got pregnant by her son (I dont want to fuck my mum mate though innit) and the child turned out to be a girl. if thats too vague then what happens with the X gene? it still doesnt make sense the way that I am putting it in my head

>>212432632
it's deterministic but that's like saying a coin flip isn't random because its all down to the angular momentum and air resistance

*waits for the new, fingers twitching over my keyboard, as I am forced to wait before dropping my banger of a (you) magnet*

>>212432670
disgusting mong

>>212432669
Hao Ling

I'll make the new be back in a jizz

>>212432673
but that's exactly what it is, could invent a robot that does a perfect coin flip every time theoretically

shup ya spa

I dont want to fuck my mum

¬
>>212432691
>>212432691
>>212432691

>>212432643
>I’m white, I'm 78% European.
bait
fuck off

best way to die is full front collision with a high speed train and right before the hit, you yell "CLEAN IT UP JANNY"

>>212432703
how very... Jeeted.

eating pot nodle