Thread 212432691

spy kids edition

>>212432697
weird thing to say unprompted ngl

*spies on your kids*
alri

I don't want to fuck anon's mum

It's ok I thought she was cute too, mind you I only watched it the other week

talk about the product(s) of incest if you are in the know
I dont want to talk about incest or what you emotionally think would happen and nobody has been able to say why it is wrong but everyone is still against it not being illegal

how many mossad tapes do you reckon the ol' poo barmer is on then

>>212432692
yeah you could but from a human perspective a human flipping a coin is for all intents and purposes random.
you could also take the entire genome sequence of the sperm and the egg cell and predict the traits a child will have perfectly (barring malnutrition or mutation or whatever), but that's unfeasible and so genetics from our current perspective are based on chance

thinking about congolese warriors x

Might see about getting a dominatrix booked
Can't be that hard to arrange in this day and age I imagine?

unless you would be against incest still being illegal but youre probably not
it doesnt matter

>>212432748
Fuck off you mong

real new
>>212432715
>>212432715
>>212432715

>>212432758
what would you have her do to you?

hogs on patrol

>>212432770
Utterly dispose of yourself.

20 million undocumented immigrants in the UK and nobody seems to care

>>212432761
of course incest should be illegal you mong, thats why the topic is so disgusting if you werent an autistic freak you would understand

my immune system goes hard

Buckfast is a Celtic potion

>>212432771
Rub her sweaty feet on my face, spit on me, slap me, spank me, force me to orgasm, for me to worship her and call her mistress

>>212432770
gem

ah yes mousenonces new obsession, fucking his own mother

>>212432786
this is crazy. I am not going to get into it, but you cant just say "of course it should be illegal" of course it should be legal why? it shouldnt be illegal

>>212432785
When your figures are so outlandishly false people won't pay attention
By your figures 1 in 3 people would be an illegal migrant

mental how i can drink and goon all day with no negative consequences while wagies stress over deadlines and aren't allowed to do what they want most of the time lmao

>>212432803
no hardcore strapon pounding of your prostate?

absolutely MARINATING in my own juices

no, it would be more complicated than just son and mother. any incest should be fine

>>212432825
I have a shit diet so I fear prepping for anal would be too much effort and too risky desu

fake mousey

>>212432822
I don't make fun of them because I tried work once and it was awful, I just feel really sad for them now. Also I kinda admire them and see myself as a waste of flesh and they're real people because they work.

shupyaspa

>>212432837
one liter of apple juice would do the trick

Being crammed into the NHS assisted suicide pod by a gaggle of howling Nigerian shaman nurses at the ripe old age of 51 is how I want to go

>>212432855
The YooKay

When she’s sitting on your face and farting but a little bit of poo comes out.

>>212432850
you need to change your vpn

eating pot noodle

>>212432843
stroking my cock is a lot of hard work mate. i'm owed bennies for all of it x

>>212432837
Don't eat for like a day before you do it, drink some magnesium citrate and laxatives the day before the day you schedule the date. Use an enema before the date on the day, until the water comes out clear.

>>212432867
chill bro i'm sorry you're not the only french flag tonight
would love to be able to use a brit flag id get a lot more (you)s

eating poo noodle

I want to go into my 50s and do it all my life where push for pensions to be banned and im retiring at 50 because robots took my job and I got rid of pensions so

just drank ambrosia in noita and it made my guy get food poisoning and vomit. thought it sounded like something good and it was pink and bright but guess it just tasted like shit.

>>212432876
Don't put pot in noodles

toby

>>212432753
you're right but it's still not 'real' it's just a stand-in for human error, its just a convenient way of describing things

>>212432892
no you didnt shut up

>>212432883
oh, there's a guy with a vpn using our flag
that apple juice trick was too specific
you gay?

mad how english is the most spoken language
but the english people don't really benefit from it

other cat (real Canada)

frogs have wet or slimy skin and are smooth
toads have dry skin and are warty
now you know the difference

fake toblerone

Need NHS euthanasia vans on every street

>>212432925
frogs hop, toads crawl

>>212432925
if yon swallow a poison dart frog you will be delt with

>>212432925
saw a toad a few months ago on a late night incel walk
almost stepped on him but luckily i spotted him at the last second

>>212432818
The figures all come from the utility companies.
You can be a leftypol and do your thing but the facts as there
Also KYS

>>212432913
nah sodomy is vile desu
but I did once upon a time drink a liter of apple juice and had a bad surprise

>>212432917
>english is the most spoken language
was going to debunk this because it sounded wrong, but you're right
mandarin and spanish both have more native speakers thoughbeit

>>212432917
we benefit from not needing to learn other languages i suppose, but that ultimately just makes us stupider and we mostly only travel to spain and italy anyway

david and goliath
rorke and the gulls, AND I WILL THROW THE STOOONE

Cannabis is Judeo-African nonsense
Alcohol will always be the white mans high

>>212432691 (OP)
The British minium wages is 16 pounds?

>>212432925
what are these

Imagine splattering a toad with a hammer.

I t was a better time

>>212432960
dunno im a neet

>>212432959
shut up you filthy chav rat

you know what RSPS admins hate which is funny instead of just sad. any mention of the $20 dollar fort nite giftcard giveaway video. but you have to say it A LOT. if it is said they just ban you for 24 hours. actually crazy

>>212432960
idk

>>212432952
just makes me piss and it smells of apple juice

>>212432959
nah weed is much better than booze, but getting crossfaded sometimes is nice

>>212432973
would splatter better with a cricket bat
spatchcock the little freak

>>212432993
You won’t be saying this when hordes of wogs come to your neighbourhood armed with machetes and the chav underclass scum are your last hope

>>212432959
i think the indigenous american indian natives are the ethnicity with the highest propensity to alcoholism for whatever reason

Wish she’d shit in my mouth.

anyone fancy wanking over Angela White in Discord DM's?

>>212432909
did though

>>212433008
it should give you explosive diarrhea if you drink enough (or too much rather) of it

>>212433016
left hand looks like my phimosis

>>212432965
African bullfrog id guess
technically the back ridges are distinct from warts and they're still wet skinned don't @ me

>>212432959
alcohol is based and so are psychedelic mushrooms, not lsd as that is made in cia laboratories

I would tell them that electricity works by fire and to study that (I didnt because it is so common where I am from). but if they start now they will catch up and the world will use fire like it does electricity. you just think that it cant because we did not

>>212433010
>cricket bat
Communist nonsense. Use a baseball bat instead.

>>212433017
Something unusual about this man's appearance

druggy mong should all be shot

>>212433032
tell them whatever they do to kill and persecute christians, for they shall set them back 1000s of years – if not more

shadowy demonic entity is staring at me through the door please help

>>212433032
amber has electric power, it was discovered from amber

>>212433069
called jesus lad
he exists for this
just shout about jesus

>>212433024
it's bananas that give me the shits for some reason

>>212433032
>thats great anon
>someone tell emperor Nero about the use of this fire

>>212433035
the wide, flat surface of a cricket bat would objectively be better for smashing toads
baseball bats are more suited for killing people who aren't white

>>212433032
there's gotta be something we could do to super impress them just through our modern common knowledge but without any particular education. maybe finding something glassy and using it to concentrate sunlight and burn something like you do with a magnifying glass. I don't know.

>>212433056
thats fine. honestly I think by this point, "the left" is the force that is trying to destroy the world and undo progress and that is the force against the other side. thats really depressing but I think that in the end everyone will unite because it is just two opposing forces its the same thing though :)

currently wanking to angela white birthday blowbang

>>212433069
get him wanked off trust me it's for the best

>>212433088
I hope your soul feels empty and dirty

I want an AK47 in case the Russians invade or society goes to shit

>>212433088
like em about 20 years younger myself

>>212433082
A golf club would probably be better than both. Something like a driver would cause a big time splatter.

>>212433101
my balls feel full and dirty

This country went to shite when we stopped following Jesus

and militia training. and then I hope they do invade. I am built different

>>212433128
TRVKE

>>212433084
Make hamburger

>>212433016
stop posting horny jewess

>>212433103
there's a gun store very close from my house
absolutely not rushing there and helping other people break the steel shutters so I can shoot myself in the head clean as soon as the apocalypse hits

>>212433103
so it's easy for them to use once they take it from your corpse?

anyone up for a quick bum?

>>212433128
In 1534 yes

>>212433144
cant mate i'm so horny for her

>>212433117
do you think a toad would explode if you hit it with a driver or would you be able to get some distance on it

>>212433116
she blends in with the forest, natural camouflage

if I were in WW2 I wouldve been the guy to kill Hitler. one bullet, zip gun. I would walk there
end that war right then

>>212433128
Mental people still believe that middle ages shite

>>212433174
If I were in WW2 I would probably break down crying and develop ptsd because of all the death

>>212433153
last time she tweeted she was fawning over traps in chastity cages and how fun it would be to torture all "white boys" in a similar way
she sounds evil and i shant fap to her since

>>212433161
My cat left a mouse paralyzed mouse on my doorstep once. I had to mercy smash him with a shovel, I think all his guts flew out his arsehole

Imagine being on a Navy / Privateer / Pirate Galleon in the 1700s in the mid-Atlantic during a huge storm
That's what life should be about, and we've all missed out on it

hopefully the MI5 make bombs or explosives and go fight in the war

i'd travel back in time to kill the first fish who came out to try his sea legs on land

>>212433196
>how fun it would be to torture all "white boys" in a similar way
i wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a whiteboi beatdown as she laughs at me.
that would be awful.

>>212433194
kek what a pussy
KWAB
KWAB! HAHAH

>>212433153
Name?

i'd go back and see how wrote yhe binble

>>212433207
there would be another one
you'd just have to boil the whole ocean

>>212433207
highly incelish post this

>>212433236
just recently finished primary school mate?

I hate NATO I hope they go down too. triggered??

>>212433207
But consider if you did that there would nobody to go back in time and kill the fish, therefore causing a temporal paradox

>>212433257
you dont really mean all of this

We all share a common ape like ancestor. Every single one of us.

i'm hungry for some tucker for my rumbly tummy

>>212433252
I'm not a porn addicted gooner so no sorry, I don't have the name of every pornstar memorised.

NATO is worse than the UK. combined the UK beats Europe. NATO is gay globohomo, and they are weak. I hope they go down!

>>212433276
and yet nobody has ever found it's bones

>>212433257
No, as a matter of fact I am also opposed to NATO. It's an imperial war machine intended to defend neoconservative/neoliberal capitalism at any cost.

alright lads off for a piss
pause the convo a sec

>>212433294
good

*shoves my fin into your gills*
die you fish freak

yank spam hour is it

any brittish gems?

>>212433289
Actually we have, depending what you mean by that.
Our last common ancestors with chimpanzees was probably sahelanthropus tchadensis and we have found bones belonging to them

my arse is red fucking raw ffs

>>212433313
yeah, it's 21:08 here on a friday

>>212433280
>I'm not a porn addicted gooner
you dont deserve to wank to her

need all trannies loaded up into storage containers and sunk in the icy antarctic seas

gn

>>212433326
boyfriend went hard on you?

/brit/ more like brimstone

>>212433298
I am 4 of these and I will not disclose which, hope that triggers you

>>212433331
good post

>>212433331
you hate your mom that much?

>>212433334
gn

There is comfort in Christ. The world needs him now more than ever.

>>212433331
sounds inhumane :(

>>212433355
all fake

theres a Pokemon called the AURORA

Ah yes, the day of the year when the unwashed masses set off explosives in celebration of our traitorous sundering from the Great British Empire.... sigh -_-

>>212433343
why would retards trigger me lad

>>212433364
Ok just shoot them then

no good posts yet
keep trying please

>>212433351
yank-tier banter

all right back from my piss

>>212433387
Why do you want to murder minorities?
Who hurt you?

>>212433393
NIGGER

I need to get this off my chest because I can't talk about this with anyone else... This happened half an hour ago and it freaked me out a bit...

Ever since I lost a lot of weight a few years ago (60kg+), I started masturbating outside in plain sight at night, for the risk, thrill and fun. It probably has something to do with me finally accepting my body and exploring nudism+exhibitionism while being chronically lonely, whatever... It started slowly with me going for a walk at the edge of my town and doing it on a bench next to the road, to eventually doing it secretly in the driveway at home, always exploring my limits and becoming riskier and riskier with my adventures. I also got caught once by a passing car while on a walk, but nothing happened and the car just turned and drove away.

Then I found a neat spot at one of the industrial/commercial areas of my town that's always fully lit at night and not really isolated/secluded from the main area where all the stores and the gas station are located. To be within sight of these buildings though, I have to walk like 300-400m or so. The spot where I usually drop my clothes is the road's sidewalk, next to a narrow 100m path through the woods where I usually come from, completely dark, connecting parts of the housing area. When I feel being risky, I drop my clothes there and then walk this distance, to be in that open and lit area without any chance of running or hiding without being caught.

So I just did this again half an hour ago, and when I came back, my shirt, shorts and shoes were all scambled around on the sidewalk where I had left them. This was definitely not an animal, and I also didn't hear any noises in the otherwise completely silent area, which means that someone must've secretly followed me, but this person neither took my clothes with them nor did they confront me during my adventure. They probably wanted to spook me. Well, it worked... Fuck me...

browsing the gangstalking general on /x/ to improve my gangstalking skills

>>212433387
*steals your penits*
time to dye filthe ttangy

>>212433409
uoooooh

>>212433417
Did you have a stroke typing this or something?

reckon no one would care about trannies if media didnt force it so hard
also pushing that shit in schools is fucked up

>>212433411
http://antigangstalking.join-us.jp/English/
everything you need right here me lad

Imagine being poor and sexless and your response to that is to seethe about... trans people

>>212433446
stole the penits with his molwth

i aint reading that shiii nigga

>Why do you want to murder minorities?
Who hurt you?

>>212433459
jk rowling won

need me taftaj gf

wish i had something stronger than the weed(dont want to drink)

>>212433490
youre so cringe

>>212433484
Its sad seeing chuds worship a billionaire living in a castle who hates minorities, rather than realising they have much more in common with the working class minorities they hate than they do with her.

>>212433490
buy shrooms online
steep them in water for 24h
shotgun them through your ass

>>212433465
thao tschald not stijl the penits wif thyne mowlth

>>212433507
Neofeudalism! (TM)
It's the American way, for now, and forever.

Hail our people!
Hail our race!
Hail Victory!

>>212433541
Hitler killed himself and so will you

>>212433490
Have you tried autoasphyxiation

>>212433507
can't be arse to explain how much you are wrong

hitler was not a bad painter
the artistic world to this day reels from the loss

Good morning

>>212433565
willard looks moldy lad id see a doctor

>>212433557
arsed*

>>212433549
God bless the Aryan race! Hail Europe!

Say what you will. Communism will crush you.

thread went a bit gay again

lol

>>212433600
The USSR is long dead. God save Ronald Reagan, hero of the white race.

Mы вac пoхopoним

Soviets crushed Nazi freaks before, Nazis will never have power again because it's ultimately an incel freak ideology, meanwhile Communism still rules the most powerful nation on Earth, China.

>>212433559
I'd give the hamplanet a core sampling, just to be able to say I did.

>>212433621
the chinese still very prevalent in the land down under i see

Anne Hathaway Catwoman
Sexy

>>212433618
Udo Kier, rightful heir to the Third Reich, is mining Helium-3 on the dark side of the moon.

>>212433634
One does wonder what Marx or even Lenin would think of Chinese "communism"

>>212433659
Groucho would think it's the best thing that's ever happened to television.

>>212433641
Stalin won
Hitler was a drug addict crying in his bunker and then killed himself

>>212433659
>>212433678
John would cry tears of joy

>Stalin won
>Hitler was a drug addict crying in his bunker and then killed himself

>>212433634
Chinas state capitalist mong boy

Anyway don’t see how any ideology that wants to preserve the existence of the european peoples as primary rulers over their own ancestral land can be in anyway virgin freak. if anything it’s the opposite. pro social. communism wants to kill anyone they see bourgeois and redistribute wealth on their terms to people they see fit, at gunpoint.

anyone alive

>>212433797
yeah

>>212433733
That child is literally Stalin's clone.

Gerald Ford. Now there’s a man you don’t hear about often.

>>212433806
aright how are you

>>212433843
im alri lad how about yourself?

>commiemong still hasn't posted about how all the boys will be wearing leather yet
Is there a, dare I say, commiemong 2?

>>212433847
yeah not bad. listening to neighbours shagging

>>212433887
corr is the bird peng?

>>212433825
A normal-ish person who did his best to run the free world with integrity?
Why would he ever come up? That's not good TV.

>>212433893
bit fat but i'd definitely go for it given the chance

>>212433921
no kirbies

prof oak was 100% porking red's mum

>>212433959
that arse belonged to mr mime

commiemong has went back to communism wow who would have thought

>>212434004
Annie is not okay.

sucking a golf ball

>>212434011
song goes hard though

>>212433978
the mind does wonder...

might go to an english hairdressers tomorrow

>>212434018
I still prefer the original, but it is a good cover - ticks all the boxes without being a carbon copy or a completely fucked off mockery.

>>212433686
Stalin died covered in his own piss

None of you would beat me in a fight

>>212433634
Soviets were more than happy to side with Nazis until it didn't work out

>>212434086
I 100% could. No doubt in my mind. I bench 500lbs.

Mental that legend of Zelda isn’t popular in Japan

They prefer shit like Kirby, earthbound, splatoon

>>212434086
Not Safe For Work Image

>>212434075
most people do
not me - I'm overdosing strapped to the toilet.

>>212434098
the legend of zelda is literally a european folktale game
saving the princess from the big bad evil guy and stuff. the main character is blond too
just doesnt appeal to the oriental psyche

>>212434086
>mum

ANTIFA are literally Hitler

>>212434169
they're not

mad how gay i am

computer, load up the, noise the sun is currently making. fullscreen
make the stream headless

Much a-poo about nothing

>>212434182
*bums you*

>>212434179
I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.
Antifa is a soundstage, and Hitler is flat.

I wouldnt care if someone wasnt or couldnt tell if they were male or female if I wanted to fuck them

>>212434195
fomyeg

>computer, load up the, noise the sun is currently making. fullscreen
>make the stream headless

i barely ever listen to music

>>212434189
bummed in 13 seconds. impressive

>>212434199
im doin your mom doin doin your mom

>>212434212
Wasn't that a Nicolas Cage movie?

wouldnt it have been mental if I started playing the tin whistle loud as I couldve 2 hours ago and stopped 10 minutes ago

haha yeah

>>212434223
nah they had 60

i wish i had someone to go to the cinema with

>>212434333
haven't been ages

>>212434361
in*

this is taking the piss

>>212434333
i just go by myself because who gives a fuck, majority of people i see in the theater are fellow solos anyways

i go alone because the films i see i tend to cry to

too fucking windy had to shut the window
summer and the window is CLOSED state of it

itching ma pubes

got the kick on

>>212434394
dont like that cunt because hes brown

>>212434333
ill go with ya bud just a short drive over i think

i will always love you

>>212434409
i wanna go and watch the dinosaur movie

*slithers out of the primordial ooze*
alri

>>212434410
ok buddy you've crossed the line

I was here the whole time btw hehe

bit bloody windy *is carried away by the wind*

>>212434482
same just had a break, hope no one missed me

/brit/ morris group when?

>>212434475
look mate it's ok to be gay you don't need to get defensive

>look mate it's ok to be gay
see >>212434410

im looking forward to the new

it's okay to be gay just like it's okay to be white

yhe binble

>>212434554
>>212434554
>>212434554

>>212434561
early

you are negative 4 americans

I'll get this thread to 310

so janny doesnt delete the new

that would be bad you see