I pick the million dollars, my dog knows how to swim

>>212432717 (OP)
The money. My dog would understand. You could make it 10,000 kids and I still wouldn't save them.

>>212432717 (OP)
option one is the one no one wants to admit, but is the one most would choose
option two is the obvious choice if option one wasn't there
option three is pure individualism to the point you've lose touch with your humanity

I hate dogs, I hate children, money it is then.

>>212432717 (OP)
1 million unless the kid's a white girl who will be my wife.

>>212432717 (OP)
Honestly 1 million
I'm a subhuman

>>212432774
>lose
lost*

can I choose that someone? or is it randomly assigned?

>>212432717 (OP)
$1000000 and it's not even close

>>212432717 (OP)
>1 million
It isn't even that much money. I'm not killing a fucking kid over that much money.

>>212432815
>It isn't even that much money.
You never have to work another day in your life if you're not retarded.

>>212432717 (OP)
This exaggerates personal vs. moral vs. material values, forcing viewers to reflect (or laugh) at their own priorities.

In a hyper-individualistic, commodified society, these kinds of “choices” parody the erosion of communal responsibility—people might genuinely hesitate because capitalism has trained them to think in terms of ownership, emotional bonds, and personal gain, rather than collective ethics.

>>212432815
>I'm not killing
You are not killing anyone
>>212432717 (OP)
My dog btw

>>212432834
I somewhat already have that much money, so meh no. I would rather not deal with the fact that I killed some random child.

>>212432841
Shut the fuck up

>>212432815
You can give some money to a struggling family thinking of abortion because of economic reasons, you'd save a kid and even if you give it 200k, you'd still have 800k + saved a child

>>212432841
thank you chatgpt

>>212432859
>abortion
That isn't homicide. I don't know what you guys are thinking, but if you make get a cell of someone and start cloning that person, then somehow you kill that cell is that homicide? What are you thinking?

>>212432875
You’re very welcome — glad to help! If you ever want to explore these ideas deeper or frame them more sharply, just say the word. Stay strategic.

>>212432881
Net effect is mathematically the same though

>>212432847
Bruh, it is a kid. I lost my parents, and I can't even understand how painful it can possibly be to lose a child.

>>212432905
chatgpt generate me a way of norway nuking serbia

What's the race?

>>212432912
hope you find them nigga

>>212432927
dogs have breeds not races

>>212432905
My wife and I will be apart for a few weeks due to work and we would like to try out sexting to keep things interesting, however neither of us has any experience with it and we would like you to help us craft immersive erotic narratives to indulge in.

Could you give us an example to get us started?

>>212432911
No, it is not. You are completely wrong, and Martha Nussbaum theory of emotions completely disproves you. It is actually completely different.
Because as a child gets older and you live along with it, the expectations and future plans for them grow together with them. So a younger child is emotionally less valuable than an older one, considering children that are 'somewhat the same'. But the emotional investment that people concerning someone else is how important they are for them to thrive.

>>212432963
I think he is talking about the money's currency, portuguese people are very primitive and don't have a word in their language for that yet

>>212432930
what's with all the gleeful evil on here as of late? the old counterculture was neverlike this
4chan these days is just full of misfits of the criminally insane kind

>>212432988
>emotions
those exist individually, we can approximate the society's size to be infinite (it's 8 billion people, that makes 1 compared to infinite almost the same) so puntual individual emotions don't matter.
I know you want to be different REALLY badly though so I suggest doing something no one has ever done by sucking my dick
>>212433043
This place has always been choke full of "insane misfits"

>>212432963
a breed is a race
English just uses different words, when most other European languages do not

>>212432717 (OP)
just because I can pick someone doesn't mean I can bring them savely to the shore. In fact I bet that the panicked shitling would cause me to drown and my dog doesn't have soul anyway. 1 million it is.

>>212433055
>retard can't make sense out of a simple idea
You are a retard.

>>212433076
sure thing monkey
oo oo aa aa banana papaya

>>212433055
not the point of being evil
sure you had the retards with piss bottles and whatnot, but this aggressive need to wish pain and suffering upon others is brand spanking new to 4chan

>>212433090
>criminally insane is when you do an overused 4 word joke with a laughing pepe
making as much sense as always Captain Sweden

>>212433085
>gets proven wrong
>acts like a retard
KEK this never ceases to be funny.

>>212433130
don't get too pressed Im just taking a piss at you

>>212432815
And that is exactly how all you faggots misjudge the rich folk: they're less obsessed with money than y'all.

>>212432778
unexpected

>>212432717 (OP)
i take the million but the dog is a close second

>>212433112
Not the point.
I'm using exreme language to show my shock and disdain, as someone who has seen it all. Maybe it's just an age thing, and you're just young, but I don't find trying to make people upset or rile them up funny. Being mean for the sake of it, or to provoke reactions, isn't funny (where's the comedy value?; conflict is just second hand embarassment), nor is it pleasant to be on the receiving end of. I've been here for so long that 4chan 'raised' me in a way, but now I hate all that it is. There's been a shift, and now people are just like this. It seems everyone on earth just genuinely hates each other. It's nauseating, and I only come to /int/ when I'm drunk, and I regret it every time anyway.

>>212433043
>the old counterculture was neverlike this
They were all pedos

>>212433304
>I don't find trying to make people upset or rile them up funny
yeah you just sound boring, Im also drunk and it makes me find these things even funnier, cheers!

>>212433209
nta but show me your cock

I'll drink your piss

>>212432717 (OP)
if the kid is crying and begging i'll probably save him, i'm not a monster
if he's just looking at me like a retard i'm taking the money

>>212432717 (OP)
What race is the kid?

>>212432717 (OP)
ONE MILLION DOLLAR
>I DONT KNOW HOW TO SWIM WITH TWO PEOPLE WEIGHT, FUCK THAT, IM A NEGRO

>>212433422
Jewish

>>212433385
Statistically asian-african mix

>>212433385
Jewish

>>212432717 (OP)
I would never own a dog, so that just wouldn't be there for me. As for the kid vs money, it depends on the race.

Save the kid.

Dogs swim better than humans, and no one's gonna do business with someone who actually chose a briefcase full of money over a human being like some fucking cartoon character.

>>212432717 (OP)
I'll carry the kid and he can carry the briefcase
idgaf about the heckin pupperino

>>212432717 (OP)
dog
i miss you roxy

>>212432717 (OP)
my pet > 1 mil > someone's kid

i would save my cat over a million, and his life is worth more than a random's kid. and honestly as much as i try to be empathetic, i'd choose a million dollars over a random kid anyday. i could probably save more lives with a million dollars anyway

>>212432815
Are you aware how many abortion's and circumcisions you can fund with with 1 million dollarinos??!?
Individualistic chud.

>>212432717 (OP)
One million dolarydoos is enough for me to live for life so i pick that

>>212432717 (OP)
Money.
I don't have a dog and never will and I couldn't care less about some other retard's kid.

>>212432717 (OP)
I pick the kid to sacrifice and keep the dog and the money

>>212432746
seconding this

>>212432717 (OP)
None of them. I've got pussy to chase.

>>212432717 (OP)
Anyone who picks 1 million can't and should never be trusted; every single ideology and rhetoric coming out of their mouths is shallow by default, an excuse for their selfishness.

>>212433304
The collapse of Christian morality and extreme materialism. In fact, everyone will excuse their selfishness by using shitty, meaningless words such as "master morality" or "humiliation ritual" to justify not going down to help others.

>>212435683
Based

>>212432717 (OP)
I want that boy...I love kids so...much

what is the point of arbitrarily limiting your choices

I grab the child and smash dog with it ensuring that they both indeed drown

>>212432717 (OP)
dog
that was very easy

>>212435959
Arab ones look for flower.

>>212432815
this

>>212432717 (OP)
Depends on the race of the child. If it's a black, Muslim or jeet, the dog first, then the money

>>212432717 (OP)
I already have $1 million and it hasn't improved my life in any meaningful way. I earn $10,000 a month but can't even afford my own home

>>212432717 (OP)
Am I on a boat? How far away from the shore am I?

>>212432815
It the parents responsibility to take care of their kids not me.

>>212432717 (OP)
$1 million, didn't even have to think about it

Money of course.

>>212432717 (OP)
The kid obviously. Fuck "dog parent" psychos.

>>212432717 (OP)
My dog. Someone else's kid isn't my problem and I don't care about money.

>>212432778
>tp
>tf

>>212432717 (OP)
Dogs can swim
Only thirdies can't

Dumb question

>>212432717 (OP)
Someone's kid if white and not leftist, million if anything else.

>>212432717 (OP)
In a bubble, without any outside interference, I would pick the money. There is no illusion of morally grey, I've had a bit of a shitty life and having a million dollars could fix a vast majority of my issues. I would feel bad and guilty, but I'm selfish enough to know I would want the money. I'd feel like shit. But again, just talking about what choice I'd want to make. It's money.

But in a real scenario, I would go for the kid because I can't imagine a real scenario of this situation without it getting out that I was there and chose not to save the kid. And I don't think a million dollars is going to protect me from being marked as an absolute villain and potentially beaten or killed.

>>212432717 (OP)
Let them all sink.

>>212432717 (OP)
The money.
The dog and kid can just fucking leave the water.

New Choice

>>212432815
True I'm killing him to save my dog

>>212437516
This doesn't make the question anymore difficult. She wouldn't want to be friends with me or keep in contact after I save her life. If I'm willing to let a kid die for my doggo or money, why would a grown woman change it.

>>212432717 (OP)
My dog. The kid can make it on his own with a million dollars.

>>212432778
come on sholomo