Thread 212434554

palm trees

first for anime

>>212434579
corr spaff

>>212434568
rare good jf post

>>212434579
she's got fake tits now :(

i wish i had somebody to go to the bar with

big plans in the works

listening to umamusume music and crying

>>212434597
you mean shagging your own mother?

>>212434549
so being white is not ok??

>>212434593
just go by yourself, be hard boiled and rugged

>>212434611
everything i do reminds me of her

lots of people don't like planet earth 3 theme but that's because they're psueds

there's something funny about the way a british man pronounces 'hentai' in his poovy british accent

Idris Elba

>>212434593
guys only watch female streamers because they think she is hot and want to bang her

objectively women make horrible streamers. they aren't entertaining or funny

>>212434647
i watched her the other night and she caused 2 guys to get arrested, 1 guy to become homeless, and 3 cop calls

>>212434626
A man cannot step into the same river twice, because it is not the same river, and he is not same man
move on

>>212434647
>objectively women make horrible streamers. they aren't entertaining or funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oA1bLjonjQ
you're just jealous

Apparently 4chan is gonna get banned in the UK soon like every other website

>>212434590
why are women

>>212434658
we've broken up and gotten back together multiple times

bit of eda then bed i reckon

>>212434704
i don't want you lads to go

>>212434695
only you can make a decision then, cut her off or don't, no half measures when it comes to these things

>>212434685
lot of chinky shite

>>212434730
they've been around a long time
i'm a pascal and montaigne man but the chinkies had some things right

wasted another night on /brit/ instead of finishing my hackthebox modules
will be utterly relieved to see the end of this shitheap myself

Nicotine

>>212434670
Hope they give us a date before blocking us so we can have a nice big send off

>>212434741
>life is le suffering
>obey le law
>the universe is… like… energies or something mayynneee….
yeah great stuff. really giving aquinas and newton and such a run for his money

>>212434771
>>life is le suffering
>>obey le law
that's not untrue or unreasonable

Valium

>>212434714
me neither but if the gub bans this site another 3 will spring up where it resided

60

the king should shut down parliament

>>212434799
get a vpn, buy a pass

>>212434791
NICOTINE
VALIUM
VICODIN
MARIJUANA
ECTASY
AND ALCOHOL

>>212434783
It’s not Aryan. Not solar. Not Promethean or Evolan.

>>212434832
you're an idiot

tor is free u guise

The saying "you cannot step into the same river twice" is attributed to the Greek philosopher Heraclitus. It's a core concept in his philosophy, emphasizing the idea of constant flux and change in the universe. The river, in this metaphor, symbolizes the ever-changing nature of reality, while the person stepping into it represents an individual experiencing that change.
Here's a more detailed explanation:

Constant Change:
Heraclitus believed that everything is in a state of perpetual becoming and that nothing remains static.

The River as Metaphor:
The river, with its flowing water, perfectly illustrates this idea. Each moment, the water in the river is different, just as the universe is constantly changing.
The Individual's Experience:
The person stepping into the river is also undergoing change. They are not the same person they were before, and their experience of the river is also different.
Implications:
This idea challenges the notion of fixed entities and suggests that reality is a continuous process of becoming and transformation.
>>212434685
>>212434685

Would rub her poo all over me.

ivermectin! XD

>>212434826
c-c-c-COCAINE

reckon 4chan getting blocked in the UK is a good test for the mods
if enough people buy a pass to make up for lost traffic then business as usual
if that isnt the case they can roll out some age verification shite

>>212434872
>>212434873
The duality of man

>>212434872
excellent post, thank you

come on then lets go get followed by the dickhead gulls and (based!) magpies. hopefully no crows

>>212434893
i keep seeing this huge magpie in my back garden

a crow in another area (crows are territorial) was following me and we exchanged glances. it cawwed at me when I was crossing the road and I looked up from Pokemon Go. there was a car coming! I looked back at it and it just stared and shrugged it off. it is out to get me. damb crow

retiring to my evil incel bed for an evil incel sleep

>>212434891
Thank you I wrote it myself <3

lets go down to the dickhead gull area where the gull wont shut the fuck up and flying overhead because its a retard dickhead bird

>>212434893
at least we have nice handsome corvid magpies, not the horrendous eye plucking beasts in australia

>>212434908
rest well, more incelling tomorrow

>>212434906
shame it didn't hit you you little gimp

>>212434927
befriend the crows in your local area

the day is almost 1/6th done already. time for Pokemon training

french flag is a vpn because he posted too many trannies

howling at a smash
cackling and caterwauling

Any rapist in?

>>212434825
don't even need to buy a pass, just turn your VPN off when you want to post, you'd only need the VPN to access the site

>>212434940
no...

>>212434936
didn't post one in ages
i am greg
i am bald
i am a gamer

time to go walk
used Google maps and sent it to my phone to get a proper distance counter because I enjoy it
it is 10 miles and that is that. the radius is what gets you... yees, you see. I did have 7 more hours but the day is 1/6th done

eating a apple

>>212434948
i use a pass because i always keep a vpn on when using the internet

>>212434961
*an apple

>>212434940
*twirls my gay rape moustache and gives you a dastardly look*

>>212434948
And how do you know that when the site isn't blocked hmm?

>>212434940
I want to get a gf, with a bf, which have a puppy to be a dog for them. then get her pregnant. that is because I would go when the dog gets older. they fuck dogs, you see. if a man does that then they arent really a very good choice in man. the dog shall raise the child (with the mother). yes I will probably have sex with him!

Been reading the old Archie comics recently

hope dadberg goes to the bakers this morning

planet earth 2 theme makes me cry

>>212434980
you want to have sex with a child?

>>212434970
I'll fucking kill you

girlfriend with a boyfriend, and they have a puppy
post made before that mong

>>212434984
fuck's sake archie no wonder you're a virgin

>>212434985
go before he does and bread-mog him right in front of your mum

might restart my pc

need a therapist gfwife who just puts me in a her closet with no lights on and I sleep in there when she works

>>212435017
restart, update, restart

letting off some proper fucking heinous sulfuric farts
the sort where you need to leave the room and open the window
the sort that literally induce fear when you smell them

need a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit therapist gf. I mentally fucked ALL of you. haha!

I need to repent

need to move to China and be an opium farmer till retirement and then, free opium for the rest of my life. and a therapist gf wife (remarried). I dont care if they were married prior
I have been called an "incel" by people on the internet and I could see how that it might come off to women how I would give a care if someones a virgin or not

need a milfy dr. melfi gf to wank me off mid-therapy session while she explores the freudian machinations of my warped psyche

>>212435055
Should always do that privately or in a therapist's office or in confession. NOT drunk and on mushrooms surrounded by every guy you know in your hometown who knows every other guy who knows every other guy.

rorkes mum pronouncing target as tarzhay

I saw that femboy again today (yesterday). I think I did
what if I NEED to fuck him
I wasnt going to say anything but it makes u think
and I dont care if you dont want to hear it about him where its "obsessive" - without that limitation I could say, what if he is my soulmate, and, in the temporal realm I need to fuck him to maintain order in the world and what it is
not to sound like Mihai, so I added more. I then wanted to say (after that sentence), like, "by the way I am NOT obsessive over people"
if you look for patterns you will find them. I was literally just playing Pokemon Go

>>212435083
my mom hates target because they were the first to support gays back in the day along with starbucks

>>212435097
um

>>212435072
tell us what happened lad

>>212435042
are you an alluring sheila?

horse

if I humor you, and let you call me names, humor me, and buy in to the fantasy- because that is what it would be if it was in your situation- and he will in a few years come to an internal debate about himself and other realities. I NEED to fuck him in the ass! I I will prove it right and fuck him in the ass. if it were real that is what I would do because otherwise HE will fuck ME in the ass

>>212435097
>>212435124
mousey you and i NEED to fuck let me fly you out to poowong you won't regret it

>>212435124
Uh oh! Melty!

if I looked like that when I was younger then yeah I could see how I got so much seeeeeeeeeex. I should of gotten a LOT more seeeeeeeeeeex! SEEEEEEX. to restore order and balance I NEED to have sex with him, though; to buy out of your fantasy to say that

mousenonce travelling to poowong and doing experiments with pissing on deathcap mushrooms

What's the most infamous missing person case in Britain?

>>212435155
the madeline mcscrann

I saw him in the heatherpedo YT person "you" posted. I saw him there and then I saw him in real life. if that is the case, then it is not me, and it is a projection unto me unto you, and he is you, due to, because, I saw him in you or that guy. but the message wouldve been missed, where it is projecting wrong. I have just (re)discovered ego and alter ego so that is maybe why. I think it is nice and pretty how it reflected

>>212435114
Let's just say it was ugly lad. And I'm not allowed over if there are kids around and all the wives and girlfriends hate me and I might be gay I can't tell yet. Spiritual.

I doxxed you 8 years ago when you bullied me in OSRS but didnt say anything (and wouldnt do anything with it), because im not a faggot. you are cute. everyone was cringe when they were like 17

visiting New Orc City

fake mousenonce

penguinz0 was cringe when he was younger, but now his audience is all women because he is so cute now. that was him being cringe which I discovered earlier this week

got nothing happening

>>212435195
he's good one

im so popular and cool everywhere I go

>>212435195
Usually hate youtube people but I love him because he defended the rights of trans kids

I need to fuck that femboy to fill an empty void inside of me

>>212435215
>he defended the rights of trans kids
unsuscribing to that piece of shit child abuser as we speak

made some lovely food to eat last night, took it with me to eat in bed, but then i fell asleep before eating it
i have popped some cling film over it and shoved it in the fridge i will have to reheat it later

mousenonce shagging a femboy and thus ushering in a new age of spirituality and philosophical discovery

if he is of legal age
I think that if I liked a girl before and she fucked around and later on, she moved and we saw each other, id want to get her pregnant - BUT that is because of the circumstance. believe it or not it is because of that

>>212435247
k

>>212435252
Bitch belongs in it.

Sam Hyde was cute when he was a twink
do NOT fall in love with the art (or filum) students

trans kids are like vegan cats
we know who took the decision

I need to go outside NOW!!!! be right back. I will probably be back
one sec

Plan for today
Pick up weed
Buy pizza
Buy Pepsi
Buy garlic and herb dip
Easy

>>212435294
i'm going to play some rdr2 and also put together my new chair

that plan sounds nice, and I could do it. yes I put that aside
I am so powerful with money currently, in a good way

copper prices went up, I did NOT sell my collection of stripped wires in sleeves still. I DO want copper plates. I want to make a still. I want to make namesake moonshine

>>212435304
Wish I never sold my Xbox

got a real zinger primed for the new

I want to sell alcohol. alcohol should NOT be taxed! LET THE FREE MARKET DECIDE!

>>212435344
Semen demon request...

>>212435348
yeah computer is loading it

>>212434908
isnt being evil is the nature of being an incel?

*Smashes mousenonce's XXX barrels with a big axe and drains them into Lake Michigan*

boomers really are deranged

I should have been born in America my life would be infinitely better right now if I had an American passport and lived in America

i don’t think we could date since I’m the opposite

>>212435389
I mean its falling apart rn but overall being born in 1997 I really enjoyed it while it lasted, but it's a privileged position because my family always had money and my parents actually loved me. I think being poor anywhere would suck. Being wealthy in the UK would be better than being poor in the US.

ten hours sleep is insanity
if i get my six hours in i'm ready to go

i like 12-14 hours of sleep but 10 is the bear minimum

I’m not functional without my 23 hours sleep, simple as.

it has been ten years since i kissed a girl's tummy

the 4 hour raper they call me

>>212435441
You can’t get rich in this country unless you gamble with crypto or start a business, are salaries are too low and taxes are too high. In your country it’s easy to get rich

haven’t wanked in a week
feels like my bollocks are about to explode

>>212435498
Yeah our classism is just a bit different we have more social mobility than you I guess but its still not a lot

>>212435429
Dakota Johnson JOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ind-C_DoI

>>212435504
corr is she getting fat again

>>212435523
If my gaff was empty I’d be gooning rn

>>212435539
Odious tattooed harlot

>>212435522
Sponsor my visa lil nigga

>>212435520
I got bottom surgery a couple months ago and dont know how to masturbate now. Im scared to poke around in there like that because clitorises give me the ick

and anon you have nothing to worry about you are complete safe :3

>>212435604
you aren’t safe

>>212435604
*worries*

(●'◡'●)

Woke up early to watch Wales play Japan but it’s not on TV

>>212435607
sad

>>212435626
rugby?

>>212435626
hahaha mug

COVENTRY MEN

>>212435705
About the same but...

You know what will help with my gender disphoria? A gaping, festering wound in my crotch where my dick and balls used to be.

>>212435659
Yes rugby

oasis actually sounded really good last night from the videos I’ve seen wish I got tickets :(

>>212435720
Ok rorke maybe time to go beddy byes

>>212435777
playing other people's songs were they?

Love oasis :)

Tattoos scare the incel

showertoil looms

>>212435730
then i'm not worried about the welsh

we don't understand
what it takes to be a man

>>212435798
just don't believe in nothing that much

>>212435800
Who is your God?

I hate the French because they deserve it as we all know

>>212435777
Bitch should go back to Japan instead of taking tickets away from local fans. They are doing a gig in Japan anyway, just a selfish bitch

.

>>212435823
you'd be speaking english if weren't for us, you ingrate

>>212435808
I didn’t ask you to be …

The legacies of Woodrow Wilson, Lenin, Mussolini, Hitler, FDR, Stalin, Franco, Churchill, Mao, de Gaulle, Attlee, Castro, LBJ, Thatcher, Reagan, Tito, Gaddafi, Deng, Yeltsin, Blair may all be greater, but in terms of pure long-term success, the most accomplished 20th century statesman is Lee Kuan Yew and it isn't even close

>>212435832
Luckily science has advanced now to the point where they can find this shit out early in the pregnancy then do an abortion

woke up to nibbas talking like me

>>212435847
surely you side with your celt brothers, don't you?

>>212435834
je te giflerai avec ma bite palpitante si tu me parles encore de cette façon, toi, hilarante imitation d'un homme.

>>212435866
some scots and irish larp about celt brotherhood but i've never seen the welsh included

>>212435832
i call him aborted rofl

>>212435882
Which is funny because we are the true celts, way more Celtic than both of them

>>212435880
giflerais* subjonctive

>>212435861
Just do the classic Triple H sledgehammer to the stomach I say....

sir conditional subjonctive

I disagree with abortion completely but if my gf (lol) got pregnant and we found out it had downs I’d abort it immediately

>>212435933
so that means.. you dont disagree with abortion completely then

>>212435925
yea, something ziggers will never get

Why do gays look so weak and sickly

>>212435887
weren't people in the south of wales anglicised far earlier than the scots and irish?

>>212435941
I do. Just not for if it’s got down syndome

>>212435956
No ones talking about south Wales if I had the choice I would give them to England not the land just the people

>>212435950
The chavs on the gay porn I watch don't look like that

>>212435933
Your sentence should begin with "I disagree with abortion in most cases" or "partially" then

Completely means completely

Personally I would hope poor people, physically or mentally disabled people and blacks abort their babies but if my fiancée got pregnant at this point abortion would be off the cards, would just have to go through with it, planned or not. Can't be with someone knowing you've killed a child you could have had

>>212435957
if you disagree with something completely and have to add a "but" it means you don't disagree with something completely
in this case it's if there is downs involved
mongo

this might be a really niche request but im getting high and like to watch things related to weed but funny not cringe? Like videos like jontrons anti-drug psas but not by him because i seen that already and hes evil

Where tf is Parteys mugshot? He’s been charged and named now so it should be out

>>212434579
mad how she pushes dirty pooey logs between those sweet cheeks on a regular basis

>>212435985
Just watch goon comps like the rest of us while high

had a sex dream last night, first one in quite a while
was lying in bed in what looked like a garage lock-up (can't remember why) and a beautiful girl came in under the shutters and immediately threw herself on me
later on I went home and discovered she had literally parachuted directly into my bedroom, smashing the window kek
thanks for reading my dream blog

>>212435977
Enjoy raising a actual retard for the rest of your life then
>>212435979
Fucking nerd squad in here it’s 6 in the morning mate give it a rest

>>212436006
are you fr? ts seems like pure ass.

https://www.tiktok.com/@activepatriot.uk/video/7522570662062443798

https://www.tiktok.com/@activepatriot.uk/video/7522570662062443798

https://www.tiktok.com/@activepatriot.uk/video/7522570662062443798

I want to find a weak man and harm him in whatever manner I please

>saves British civilisation
GOD SAVE THE KING

i don't want to go to toil it's not FAIR

>>212436030
You are on the wrong site for that

woke up in a terrible mood once again

sleep with one japs eye open pissing your sheets all night

Fell for it again award

>>212436031
https://www.tiktok.com/@naomitsgirl/video/7519937464866262303

plopping me arse onto the windowsill and roaring out with pride

good morning infowarriors!

>>212436044
off to the chiko roll factory mate, times ticking

>>212436039
The monarchy will be over long before the little gimp ever has the chance of being king thank god

>>212436076
At least I got one thing right.

>>212436080
I put the "loves a nice cold beer with buffalo wings" in "Infowarrior"

haha imagine if i'd been up all night imagine how sad that would be haha

>>212436123
i woke up at midnight

>>212436123
I love you bro.

>>212436126
mcafee spawning himself as clippy on my desktop and giving me a speech bubble about how that link is dangerous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1vfTkBq-k>

mcafee raping my arse

I need an Emma Watson HJ.

waking up to go back to sleep

PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>212436252
ok

women

coffeetoil looms

>>212436324
Most Eastern Europe...

TILL THE COYOTES
AND THE CACTI
ARE ALL COMING OUT TO SING

IS SOMETHING WRONG
IS SOMETHING WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwj2t1E1l4

liam sounds so good lads

>>212436324
yes please mate white no sugar

Love me job

Just got transferred to a new maintenance line and it’s great

glad i dont play that game anymore

IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
*muffled party rock in the distance*
PICKLE RICK PICKLE RICK PICKLE RICK YEAAAH YEAH YEAH WOO WOO WOO
LETS GO
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOOUSE TONIGHT, EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
NEW EP WILL MAKE YOU LOOSE YOUR MIND, EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
PICKE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT (WOO) EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
(I CAN FEEL IT)
AND WE WILL MAKE YOU LOOOSE YOUR MIND

>>212436448
ffs spaki at least put some effort in

woke up in a fucking steamy mood yeah

coffee and a grapefruit juice

Rapey McRapeface

Joker got rapped in that one movie.

>>212436517
I do not want ut anymore. Some one else take it, please.

>>212436517
Do you get to see the knob slide into his sweet buttery arsehole

>white no sugar
worst possible combination

phones takes twice as long to charge after the latest update
wtf samsung

>>212436551
boring cant even see owt

>>212436551
god I wish that were me

>>212436561
that's because the battery lasts twice as long now

dont even have a smartphone me

>>212436596
twat

i'm the smartest man in australia!

I have a Samsung phone but I shall be getting Chinese kit from now on because I hate the West plus it costs less

want to hire a prozzer but all the ones in the local area are munted

My shadow mogs

>>212436629
No.

>>212436629
even the ones who look peng in their pictures usually look munted in real life as well

>>212436621
That cunt that made wifi is probably smarter

wtf she’s cute I hate oasis now

got my bum out (for a poo that is, nothing untoward)

Oasis are actually complete shite

Taylor Swift shite

wouldnt take anyone named liam seriously sorry

>>212436656
What did Liam say to her?

>>212436623
Ah yes that famous Western brand, Samsung

>>212436615
how does that make me a twat mate?

>>212436672
I love them. Lyrical content is often rubbish but they captured raw positivity in sound from that era, instead of being edgy and bleak and depressed.

biz idea: start calling country songs 'westerns'

can't stand people who smoke weed, it's so undignified
*starts cooking up a shot of heroin*

>>212436693
Idiot

americans pronounce twat as 'twot'

got my scrotum out

>>212436688
Called her a chingchong

>>212436713
Yes you are

heavens blessings upon ye child
what brings you to our humble temple

If heroin were legal and regulated I'd probably use it from time to time

>>212436719
ur mum pronounces it 'americans love toy'

>>212436656
>she's cute
lmao

>>212436741
Just like that, sir.

brits pronounce tapas as tap ass

>>212436744
i would purchase a lethal amount and od

>>212436724
He's the best innit
>>212436725
Lol I knew it had to be something along those lines. Classic Liam

Russi ya kalb :) :D

rorke with his mum x
https://youtu.be/de6uTMEiZf0

Fast wank???

>>212436749
Bet she’s got skinny legs and a small waist

>>212436815
>>212436815
>>212436815

And he flied to Mars.